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Speaker 1: And he liked rec pieces. I was just like, oh man,

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Speaker 2: It was a cool guy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he was nice.

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Speaker 4: He was he was making boost mobile phones like it

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Speaker 4: was just couldn't be trusted.

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Speaker 1: It was not cool.

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Speaker 2: In my book, I think he was a great guy.

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Speaker 5: Chips in your racist money turning stuff, I can't tell me.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.

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Speaker 3: The podcasts that times deep into the pocket of black

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Speaker 3: conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 2: And we finally worked to prove that Tyler Perry only

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Speaker 2: moved Harry and Meghan into his house so that he

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Speaker 2: could finally say he had a member of the crown

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Speaker 2: doing chores around Tyler Perry studios. He had a pale faced,

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Speaker 2: redheaded oligarch sweeping up after episodes of House of Pain,

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Speaker 2: and in that way he is king. I'm so happy

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Speaker 2: for him. Man, I really he did it, Man, he

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Speaker 2: fucking did it.

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Speaker 3: He said, we're not gonna get any form of reparations.

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Speaker 2: But that feels like going for all of Come on, man,

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Speaker 2: you got, you got fucking Harry washing windows, Tyler. I

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Speaker 2: forgive you for all the evil you've made.

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Speaker 3: He's so bad at doing dishes, he's Terrible's all on

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Speaker 2: He like scared to get his fingertips wet, you know,

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Speaker 2: he thinks that's going to hit hurt.

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Speaker 3: Him, scrump the back of the toilet, all.

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Speaker 2: Right, And with all that filthy blood in him, he

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Speaker 3: He can't touch bleaches, thin skin will absorb it. That's

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Speaker 3: what years of in breeding does. That's science.

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Speaker 2: That's basic science, y'all, and that's why we're here.

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Speaker 3: Nope, you can't get a cut because he's an em opheliac.

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Speaker 3: That's the King's disease. He'll just bleed out not enough

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Speaker 2: He'll just bleed out whatever greenish blood he still lives

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Speaker 2: inside of him. Well, I'm Langston Kerman, and goddamn, we

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Speaker 2: are excited. We are excited. To have our guests today.

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Speaker 2: She is she's a former guess. She's she's one of

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Speaker 2: our few recurring guests. She's come back showing yourself again.

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Speaker 2: She's been on the live show. She's so funny. You

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Speaker 2: know her from her comedy, you know her from her

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Speaker 2: work on Inside Amy Schumer, and you know her specifically

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Speaker 2: from her live show, which I've seen and loved. It's

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Speaker 2: it's amazing. She's hilarious. It's called How to Start a Fire.

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Speaker 2: You can see it at the Allegion in Los Angeles.

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Speaker 2: Please give it up for our guests, Miss Sydney Washington.

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Speaker 3: Wow, thank you guys.

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Speaker 1: For having me back. I mean, I'm just so available.

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Speaker 2: You know, so here Hello, Yeah, you've been begging, You've

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Speaker 2: knocking on our girw.

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Speaker 1: It's so wild.

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Speaker 4: I didn't think that I would just be available for

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Speaker 4: two straight men, But here I am.

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Speaker 1: We are in hell, guys.

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Speaker 3: It's a it's a major platform. People calls the Joe

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Speaker 2: Yep, that looked to us to find out what kind

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Speaker 4: It's crazy because Joe Rogan is changing careers.

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Speaker 1: I would hope y'all will do the same.

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Speaker 6: So out of comedy, get into karate cakes while yelling

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Speaker 1: Hey, his bills are paid times ten. I don't mind.

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Speaker 3: You're right. We gotta we gotta make our own vitamins.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we gotta get one of them things or you

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Speaker 2: mush it up.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Pestle and mortar.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go. Hell yeah, Sydney. We didn't come

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Speaker 3: If I'm being honest with you.

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Speaker 3: I know you love evil, You're you're evil.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm evil, and I like to deal in I

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Speaker 1: You should burn the hair that's inside your comb or

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Speaker 3: That's it.

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Speaker 4: Or we could just say the lice is racist as well,

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Speaker 3: That's like we could segregate from lice till the end

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Speaker 3: You don't want to be black? Personal life patience, Oh

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Speaker 1: I feel like you were much lighter than you are now.

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Speaker 2: This is this is deeply offensive. This is maybe one

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying, you know, the brown paper bag test.

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Speaker 4: You weren't that dark that they weren't like, Oh man,

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Speaker 2: This is ugly, ugly behavior.

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Speaker 1: I'm just staying. I'm staying, rand I'm getting you dark.

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Speaker 4: This is the darkness that that is here, doziness, I

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Speaker 2: This is this is you gotta you're gonna have to

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Speaker 3: Come on, yeah on the left side. I love it.

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Speaker 3: This is the best day of my life. That was

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Speaker 2: It couldn't have been more of a critique of of

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Speaker 2: To Well, she's been like an aunt to me, but

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Speaker 4: Her sweet potato pie is just with potatoes, not no sweet.

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Speaker 2: Actually the pot She's actually the first person who braided

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Speaker 1: I mean, I thought they were pretty serious about it.

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Speaker 4: But I was like I was, I was being raised

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Speaker 2: Is there no loyalty? Is there no moment in you

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Speaker 2: where you go? We're partners, were we we do this together?

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Speaker 3: I'll dig in nasty one of these days, Adam, you're

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Speaker 2: I pray to God if Rasby is listening, come on here, brother,

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Speaker 2: we'll talk Chris Stokes and we will will goddamn dog

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Speaker 4: Everybody wants to get on this Sydney train. You might

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Speaker 1: A town time with you Langston.

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Speaker 3: A town time, a cow headed down time.

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Speaker 2: So you do buy into this? Are you giving them

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 2: Are they they just tasking you with the job.

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Speaker 1: They would burn it, they were burn it.

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Speaker 4: They would take I would have to like take it

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Speaker 4: Even the even the hair that would be in the

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Speaker 2: And it sounds like a voodoo king Saniera, you know

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Speaker 2: what I mean, where you you put on a fancy

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Speaker 4: You know, I didn't have any friends, so I mean

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Speaker 3: So sometimes fire is your only.

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Speaker 1: Friend, exactly exactly oof.

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Speaker 2: And I'm the evil one.

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Speaker 3: You said.

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Speaker 2: There was nothing in you that reflected on that, and

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Speaker 2: that's pretty evil.

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Speaker 3: Huh.

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Speaker 1: Hey, it's up for interpretation.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to stop anybody from having their POV.

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Speaker 3: You know, some of us quite beautiful.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, they were burning.

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Speaker 4: It would smell so bad, it would like it would

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Speaker 4: It's just like, let's just let's just throw it away,

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Speaker 4: You know what I mean, because I'm I'm living with

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Speaker 1: So what what worst can happen to me?

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Speaker 2: Let's try let's ride a curse or two and see

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Speaker 2: if maybe that, uh that gets us back to normal.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you never know, You really really never know.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, they were really gung ho about it.

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Speaker 4: And then eventually I was eleven and I was like,

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Speaker 4: I'm tired of burning hair.

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Speaker 1: I gotta burn something else.

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Speaker 2: So uh oh, and this is this is when you

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Speaker 2: made the more dangerous decision to burn your your home

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Speaker 4: War was a moment of finding myself, finding myself, learning

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Speaker 3: You know, what I've learned is that two things can

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Speaker 2: Be It can be dangerous and you can be on

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Speaker 3: And it can be beautiful.

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Speaker 1: You have to.

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Speaker 4: I mean, if you did everything right and you're always safe,

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Speaker 2: Stories when your home was burning. Was there a moment

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Speaker 2: in you where you're like I learned a lot, Like

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna make some changes. I see that now.

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Speaker 4: No, No, if anything, it was like it was like, oh,

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Speaker 4: you should be burning the hair because the hair is

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Speaker 4: not getting caught on something else, and burning the house

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Speaker 4: down because I lit up a like a plastic cigar

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Speaker 4: and again just not the brightest crayon in the box.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I shout out to Oakland, California public education,

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Speaker 4: you know, public school education. It just was not I

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Speaker 4: did not have it together, and so I didn't know

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Speaker 3: And so you know, you know what I like about

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Speaker 3: of kid who was playing around by lighting up a

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Speaker 1: My uncle smoked. My uncle smoked.

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Speaker 3: No, No, that's what I'm saying. I get it. I

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Speaker 3: I found out you could smoke tea, it's cool.

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Speaker 1: I went home and you were smoking tea.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a weird time. That story trailed off

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Speaker 3: because I realized that, damn.

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Speaker 1: Dad, you beat me. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Whoaoa wyoa whoa whoa?

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Speaker 2: What is damn you?

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Speaker 3: I'm still here that house isn't These are two different.

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Speaker 2: Justin if we can, I'd love to insert a drop

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Speaker 2: right there of uh tsha Campbell was singing, I'm still here.

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Speaker 1: It hits every time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, my girl went crazy. She didn't know what she

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Speaker 1: You had no clue, And that is what I call art,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, No, she elevated, She elevated the form for sure.

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Speaker 2: So you you buy into this burning the hair? Where

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Speaker 2: are you at with it now? Are you still a

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Speaker 2: burning hair acolyte? Or have you moved on from that?

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Speaker 1: Well? I would just like to say that.

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Speaker 4: I'm a woman that could do whatever I want, and

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Speaker 4: I don't wear my hair.

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Speaker 1: I don't wear my hair. I got another bitch's hair

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Speaker 1: on top of my head.

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Speaker 4: So I'm not even if I do burn this hair,

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Speaker 4: it's like I'm paying too much.

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Speaker 1: I'm not burning it.

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Speaker 4: I'm salvaging it and seeing if I could piece it

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Speaker 4: in the ball spots that are happening in the back

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Speaker 4: of the unit.

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Speaker 2: So I got you, So we can't. We're not in

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Speaker 2: a place where we're willing to burn these other ladies

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Speaker 2: hair for any fear of cursing.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm too frugal for that. I'm too frugal.

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Speaker 3: I respect that.

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Speaker 2: That's respectable.

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Speaker 1: And also and also I've been through it all. You know.

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Speaker 4: It's like May I did have like a bad spell

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Speaker 4: on me, but you know I still have clear skin.

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Speaker 1: It can't be that bad.

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Speaker 2: They didn't take you out, so they can't be the best.

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Speaker 2: This isn't the Dumbledore of of ladies trying to curse you.

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Speaker 3: Kind of thing.

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Speaker 4: Because if it's a spell, right, and if it's a spell,

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Speaker 4: and the people who put in the spell are women, right,

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Speaker 4: and just so happened, just so happened, I mean off

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Speaker 4: the record, you know, women of color, I mean the

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Speaker 4: first thing you do is like, hey.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna make sure you have bad skin.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna make sure you get big, like you know,

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Speaker 4: the worst things that can happen physically. No offense to

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Speaker 4: anybody who's big and doesn't have good skin.

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Speaker 1: But I'm just saying, like, that's five.

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Speaker 3: That's what's I felt like you were talking about's childhood

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Speaker 3: as far.

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Speaker 7: As yeah, yeah, no, no, no, we don't do other

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Speaker 7: people's pitches for drops.

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Speaker 2: We don't do other people's pitches for drops. It's just

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Speaker 2: our pitches, all right.

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Speaker 3: You gotta I think maybe you just play that back

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Speaker 3: as it sound like.

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Speaker 1: That's the Alabaster in you. I see it.

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Speaker 2: No, No, I didn't ask you a question. Just wait,

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Speaker 2: just right, I didn't ask you a question. So so

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Speaker 2: you are not necessarily burning the the hair the polite

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Speaker 2: way of these other gals. However, Okay, Brazil, Yeah, do

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Speaker 2: you is there any part of you that fears that

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Speaker 2: should someone get up under that wig and and manage

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Speaker 2: to get a little, a little taste of that hair,

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Speaker 2: that a curse could be coming.

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Speaker 1: It's called a unit, like, have some fucking respect, it's

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Speaker 1: a unit.

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Speaker 2: I apologize the sergeant that sits above you. What what.

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Speaker 1: Shut the fucking pot.

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Speaker 2: Down absolute.

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Speaker 4: A minute?

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Speaker 1: You know what?

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Speaker 2: Thank you for your service to be an American.

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Speaker 1: You're lucky that I love your family so much. I

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Speaker 1: love your family more than you. Otherwise I would.

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Speaker 4: Find some of your hair and cast a spell on you.

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Speaker 3: Well, you know, freedom isn't free.

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Speaker 8: You brought it, you bro, you said it to but

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Speaker 8: I felt it man for you.

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Speaker 2: It could come for you any minute.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: No, I've been up under the the hat that is

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Speaker 4: also hair, and I make sure I just throw it away.

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Speaker 4: I just throw it away, or you know, I flush

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Speaker 4: it down the toilet. It's in the drains, It's everywhere.

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Speaker 4: When it's time to take my tresses down, the hair

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Speaker 4: is everywhere, and I'm not burning it.

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Speaker 2: The last question I think I have for you before

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Speaker 2: we go to break and we I think we have

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Speaker 2: a break coming up. But but yeah, you need a break.

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Speaker 1: I definitely need a break.

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Speaker 2: I need a lot more than words. But I'll take

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Speaker 2: the break. I'll take the goddamn break. The last question

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Speaker 2: I have for you is when your your aunt and

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Speaker 2: uncles were burning this hair? Do they burn it each

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Speaker 2: individual time?

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Speaker 5: Like?

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Speaker 2: Are they like after every rum? We're burning hair or

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Speaker 2: are they like getting big ass like collections of hair

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Speaker 2: and then burning it all in at once.

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Speaker 4: No, I think they're doing like a la carte of

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Speaker 4: the of the hair like they're they're not like, it's

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Speaker 4: not buffet that. They's just like whenever you take like whenever,

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Speaker 4: we're just go round the one pull of the comb,

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Speaker 4: then we burn it. Then you know, two days later,

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Speaker 4: you know another you burn that. We're not just like

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Speaker 4: sweeping it all up and then burning it all at once.

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Speaker 1: That feels like the witchery of it all. So no,

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Speaker 1: we can't do that.

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Speaker 4: It's just individual a little burned, just real cute, real cash.

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Speaker 2: Okay, serious, Bory, are you burning hair? Have you burned

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Speaker 2: hair before?

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Speaker 3: No, I've smelled it, but no, I never burned.

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Speaker 2: Hair before, and not at all worried about the possibility

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Speaker 2: of this being a thing.

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Speaker 3: I think people don't have a lot of access to

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Speaker 2: Oh damn boy.

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Speaker 1: You know you know you really love her, bitch if

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Speaker 1: hand to the follicles.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not just like out like that.

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Speaker 2: You know you're really sending sending these girls to the

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Speaker 2: guest bathroom. Yeah, I know the masters for me.

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Speaker 3: No, I don't. I only have one bathroom. But I

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Speaker 3: think as when I was younger, maybe I would have

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Speaker 3: believed in this. Now my question is always, do you

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Speaker 3: know anyone who said they got cursed off of burn

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Speaker 3: because of that? Like even if it's like a cousin

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Speaker 3: so didn't burn their hair or whatever it is.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never really interacted with anybody who genuinely believed this,

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Speaker 2: And so no, I don't know that I do. And

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Speaker 2: maybe they do and they're just not telling me. But

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Speaker 2: nobody's ever brought it up in my life.

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Speaker 1: Where did you grow up?

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Speaker 2: Linkson oak Park, Illinois. It's a it's a gorgeous suburb

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Speaker 2: of Chicago, really truly a stunning and now.

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Speaker 1: Who was around? Like, what's your name? What your neighbors?

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Speaker 3: Look like? She's coming at you again, No she is.

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Speaker 3: She's trying. She's trying.

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Speaker 1: You didn't you didn't come across these type of people.

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Speaker 4: But like I'm just saying, I lived in Oakland, California

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Speaker 4: and North Oakland, like all my neighbors were black, all.

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Speaker 2: The world Oakland, California.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying.

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Speaker 4: I'm saying, I'm just asking you don't have to get

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Speaker 4: defensive bed.

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Speaker 2: I'm just there were plenty of black people around in

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Speaker 2: my community. I did not grow up in isolation amongst

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Speaker 2: the whites. How dare you? How dare you? How dare

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Speaker 2: you that said no one from my neighborhood was ever

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Speaker 2: like burn burn your hair.

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Speaker 3: Big dog.

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Speaker 2: I don't want you to get curt Okay.

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Speaker 1: Fair, fair, We all come from different walks of life.

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Speaker 4: And your walks of life probably war sketchers.

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Speaker 1: And you know, there's nothing nothing.

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Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, somebody do something thing. Somebody call an officer,

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Speaker 2: a law a law enforcement officer to help, and then

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Speaker 2: do what.

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Speaker 1: What you know you want?

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Speaker 2: You want to beat her? Okay, just hit her with

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Speaker 2: your stist just you know.

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Speaker 1: What, just a hit. I'll take a hit.

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Speaker 4: You did at least you didn't want me to be

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Speaker 4: like murdered and gunned down, you.

449
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:26,679
Speaker 2: Know, Oh no, no, I want you to remember it.

450
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:34,320
Speaker 1: Sick. You're sick. This is a spell right here, this

451
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:35,000
Speaker 1: is a spell.

452
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,000
Speaker 2: We're gonna take a break. We'll be back with more

453
00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:39,240
Speaker 2: Sydney Washington and more.

454
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:52,200
Speaker 5: My mama talked me, someone get this jigga boot away

455
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:52,480
Speaker 5: from me.

456
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:57,359
Speaker 3: We are back with my mama told me that was

457
00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:01,320
Speaker 3: a sound clip of Lanks tog during the break.

458
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:14,800
Speaker 2: Insane man, Sidney. I did some research on your conspiracy theory,

459
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:18,600
Speaker 2: this argument that burning hair is the only way, not

460
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,280
Speaker 2: the only way, but one of the ways that you

461
00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:22,359
Speaker 2: need to do to or things you need to do

462
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:25,399
Speaker 2: to ward off curses. Uh, and I just love to

463
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:29,399
Speaker 2: run some of this passion. Obviously, the the use of hair,

464
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:35,040
Speaker 2: and also they say fingernails. Fingernails are another option. It's

465
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:39,159
Speaker 2: not for burning if you or rather for usage in

466
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:43,680
Speaker 2: vodoo and voodoo curses. So like in theory, you should

467
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:48,160
Speaker 2: be burning your fingernails as well to avoid being cursed.

468
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:51,199
Speaker 1: Honey, they wasn't getting none of these nails. I was

469
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:56,000
Speaker 1: eating them. I was eating my fingernails. I was, you know,

470
00:25:57,080 --> 00:26:02,320
Speaker 1: I eating fingernails. It was like it was like a

471
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:06,960
Speaker 1: little lunchable. It's like it's a little pepperoni underneath.

472
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,159
Speaker 3: You don't have to get ready. I like that.

473
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:16,359
Speaker 1: Some kids, some kids were packed lunch. I just packed

474
00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:17,480
Speaker 1: my nails. That's it.

475
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:25,399
Speaker 2: Fuck that, that's not good. That's but so part of

476
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:29,480
Speaker 2: the logic behind hair specifically is because hair is seen

477
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:34,040
Speaker 2: in some ways as an indestructible reflection of a person's

478
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:37,520
Speaker 2: identity and character that like our hair sort of like

479
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:41,280
Speaker 2: defines us in some ways to our core. And they're

480
00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:43,760
Speaker 2: saying that, like that's why they aim for the hair,

481
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:47,320
Speaker 2: because it sort of will have more permanent effects in

482
00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:52,520
Speaker 2: the cursing of the person, permanent identifiable effects.

483
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:56,800
Speaker 3: What about teeth? Is it the same with teeth? I

484
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:59,040
Speaker 3: don't know anything about voodoo. This is all new to me.

485
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:01,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, they didn't bring up teeth in any of the

486
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:03,800
Speaker 2: articles I read, which isn't to say that they ain't

487
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 2: stealing teeth and cursing with that. But I think if

488
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:10,680
Speaker 2: I knock your teeth out, I got you. You cursed

489
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:11,320
Speaker 2: teeth out?

490
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:12,120
Speaker 3: All right?

491
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:15,640
Speaker 1: I don't know, let's get let's come into it though.

492
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:20,120
Speaker 4: The community, our people that we are missing that one

493
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:21,159
Speaker 4: tooth on the side.

494
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:22,640
Speaker 1: It's a lot of folks.

495
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:28,000
Speaker 4: The side, teeth, the little the love Seattle's I don't know.

496
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:36,400
Speaker 3: I got home. Yeah, both sides both, Nah, they're all there, baby.

497
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,800
Speaker 4: The pod is doing too well for you to be

498
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 4: missing both of them.

499
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:46,120
Speaker 1: Maybe just one side? Come on, players, what's going on?

500
00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:47,960
Speaker 3: Where's the money?

501
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:51,000
Speaker 1: Get you can anyone? Spell tooth.

502
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:55,280
Speaker 3: Fixed? Krist ship Will Ferrell.

503
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:59,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a real pyramid scheme over here. They they

504
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 2: keep telling us if we bring in other podcasts, that's

505
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:06,000
Speaker 2: when we'll start to see the real dough and like Fellas,

506
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:07,520
Speaker 2: this seems this seems wrong.

507
00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:11,359
Speaker 4: I mean, there's so many podcasts out there that I'm

508
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 4: just surprised that we have not gotten Dave another tooth.

509
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:20,000
Speaker 2: Yeah two O, yeah, we got we got to two

510
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 2: teeth to earn and that's the go fundme.

511
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:25,440
Speaker 3: Scared of the dentists past cleanings though, Like I went

512
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 3: and got a cleaning last year. But like all that

513
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 3: other stuff.

514
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 2: Is have you have you had major dental surgeries? Where

515
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:35,639
Speaker 2: does that come from?

516
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 3: Oh? They took all my wisdom teeth.

517
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:40,600
Speaker 1: Oh you got to stop being a bitch man a

518
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:41,400
Speaker 1: wisdom tooth?

519
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 5: Come on?

520
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:47,000
Speaker 1: What the fuck? Like, we don't even need a wisdom tooth.

521
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,239
Speaker 3: You don't need it, you don't need they took him out.

522
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:52,560
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. I've had majors. I don't have any.

523
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:56,160
Speaker 4: But but that's shock you up that that was enough

524
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:59,680
Speaker 4: for you to be Like, so if you're not going

525
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 4: if you don't like going to the dentists, like, are

526
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:02,560
Speaker 4: you going to the doctor.

527
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:05,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, I go to the doctor. I also go to

528
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 3: the dentist for the routine cleanings. Like it's just when

529
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 3: they got to put you wonder and go crazy. It

530
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:11,240
Speaker 3: makes me very nervous.

531
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:16,240
Speaker 2: I will say I went, I went five years one

532
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:21,200
Speaker 2: time between like dental visits, and that shit made it scary.

533
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I have you when you show back

534
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:29,360
Speaker 2: up and you're like, hey man, that's just you're like,

535
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 2: I just know some fucked up shit it's about to happen.

536
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 4: There's gotta be you guys got to research something about that.

537
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:40,280
Speaker 4: It's something about dental and the black community that it is.

538
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 1: It's sick.

539
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 4: I think there was a spell on us for that,

540
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:46,880
Speaker 4: our relationship with the dentists.

541
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:51,720
Speaker 2: I just think we'd be embarrassed because we know you embarrassed.

542
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:54,440
Speaker 2: You got is supposed to smell like that. We've talked

543
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 2: about it, you know what I mean. You know that

544
00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:58,640
Speaker 2: two things supposed to feel that way.

545
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:01,920
Speaker 4: Nothing come yeah, but then it's but then and then

546
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:05,520
Speaker 4: you see on TikTok people are getting freaking veneers and

547
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 4: composites and grills, and it's like you're putting trash on

548
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:12,320
Speaker 4: top of trash, Like, no, you're not that you're not.

549
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:13,160
Speaker 1: There's no way.

550
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:17,520
Speaker 3: Oh my teeth are bad either. I'm sorry talking like

551
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:20,960
Speaker 3: my teeth bus well, let me my teeth. My teeth

552
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 3: are busted, but they're cleaning. Okay, they're just cavities like that.

553
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,240
Speaker 2: Look, some of them are going to fall out of

554
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 2: my head, but the ones that stick around will be gorgeous.

555
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:37,440
Speaker 3: Let me shut up, gorge work with what you have.

556
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:41,200
Speaker 4: Listen, I had, I had gum disease, so you know

557
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:45,200
Speaker 4: I can. I can even from experience on this.

558
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:48,360
Speaker 2: Well, you know, I didn't know you could have it

559
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:51,040
Speaker 2: at this age. I thought that was like that took

560
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:53,640
Speaker 2: years of decay. When I saw.

561
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:56,400
Speaker 4: You, the dentist is like, you are so young, and

562
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:58,360
Speaker 4: I was like, okay, what's up.

563
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:02,360
Speaker 1: You're trying to get me. He's like, no, you nasty,

564
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:06,479
Speaker 1: dirty horror. You have gum disease. You're disgusting. Get up

565
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 1: out of my seat.

566
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:11,120
Speaker 2: It's like we've actually never seen it in this age. Yeah,

567
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 2: I'm more just stunned.

568
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:15,520
Speaker 1: Okay, Guinness World Record.

569
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:20,880
Speaker 4: I'm changing things, I'm changing titles, I'm moving up.

570
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 1: Yeah.

571
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:24,480
Speaker 4: No, I I like, you know from I think it

572
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:30,200
Speaker 4: was mainly from you know, working at night, partying drinking drugs,

573
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 4: not flossing enough, drinking tons and tons of you know, coke,

574
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:37,720
Speaker 4: Coca Cola and Red Bull and stuff.

575
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 1: And that's how I got it. So damn I'm good

576
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:42,800
Speaker 1: to sease right now. Did it hurt?

577
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 2: Yeah?

578
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,760
Speaker 4: Yes, it's you have to get a really like it's

579
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:49,200
Speaker 4: a it's a procedure where they burn your gums.

580
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:52,320
Speaker 1: They literally burn the edges of your gums.

581
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 4: And it's like they got to do they got to

582
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 4: do two sessions and it's three hours on both sides.

583
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:04,479
Speaker 2: And so they're just earning the disease off. Jesus Christ. Yeah, no,

584
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 2: thank you. I'm gonna care brushing twice a day, please.

585
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 4: I'm letting you guys know, like, it doesn't matter if

586
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:14,719
Speaker 4: you're good looking on the outside, what are you on

587
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:18,680
Speaker 4: the inside. You're rotten, bitch, your nasty.

588
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:22,080
Speaker 1: You are the staten island of trash in your body.

589
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:30,720
Speaker 2: It's not good. Yes, And in reference to the hair

590
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 2: being cast for curses, there also seems to be a

591
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 2: fair amount of people who say that when it's attached

592
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:41,440
Speaker 2: to voodoo dolls, that's more commonly used for love spells,

593
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:45,400
Speaker 2: so that hair could could possibly be used for something

594
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 2: beneficial in your case, it could be a positive. We

595
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:54,840
Speaker 2: are not necessarily treating this as fairly as we should. However,

596
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:58,160
Speaker 2: they do say that for who doo jar spells one

597
00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:01,320
Speaker 2: might include the hair of the intended victim mixed with

598
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 2: a number of other objects vinegar, sulfur, oshoon oil, which

599
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:09,360
Speaker 2: then they would bury that jar of that on that

600
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:14,320
Speaker 2: person's property and and that would create sickness and misfortune

601
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:14,760
Speaker 2: for them.

602
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:16,720
Speaker 1: Wow, I didn't know about this.

603
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:17,480
Speaker 2: I didn't know.

604
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 3: About that fourth floor.

605
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:20,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is very in depth.

606
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 4: And I think if you're a parent telling a child that,

607
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:26,720
Speaker 4: like some you are sick, something's wrong with you.

608
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:28,480
Speaker 1: You're doing bad things.

609
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 4: You're you're touching kids, because why are you scaring them

610
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:34,600
Speaker 4: that much? You know, they only gave me the little surface.

611
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 4: They were just like, hey, man, burn that hair. Somebody

612
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:40,680
Speaker 4: might cast a spelling and that's it, you know.

613
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:44,440
Speaker 2: Right, They're not necessarily getting into the nitty gritty. It's

614
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 2: sort of like how you introduce the concept of death

615
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 2: to your child, but you don't. You don't introduce all

616
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:52,840
Speaker 2: the gory details of how people die to your kid.

617
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:55,560
Speaker 2: You let the world do you don't.

618
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:58,240
Speaker 4: Know, you don't be like hey, you know, you know

619
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:00,520
Speaker 4: I tell you to leave the house with clean underwear,

620
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:02,520
Speaker 4: but if you die, you're gonna shoot on yourself and

621
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 4: pee on yourself anyway, so you might as well just

622
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:06,280
Speaker 4: walk out with shitty draws.

623
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:08,480
Speaker 1: It don't matter, it's good.

624
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 3: We grew up with different feelings.

625
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 4: David's totally tapped out. He's like, you know what, You've

626
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 4: crossed the line.

627
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:20,000
Speaker 3: No, No, I just mean death was not a thing

628
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:22,840
Speaker 3: hidden at Okay, do you feel you know, you know

629
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:24,040
Speaker 3: who died and how it happened.

630
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 2: So you feel like even when they were like graphic details,

631
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:30,440
Speaker 2: your family was sort of more than willing to tell

632
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:30,839
Speaker 2: a kid.

633
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:31,960
Speaker 5: Yeah.

634
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:34,240
Speaker 3: I mean a lot of it is like war related,

635
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 3: but yeah, you know what happened. You gotta know what.

636
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:39,240
Speaker 2: Kind fair enough.

637
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:39,800
Speaker 3: Yeah.

638
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:44,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a warning of what could happen to

639
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:45,040
Speaker 2: you kind of thing.

640
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:47,560
Speaker 3: Well, it's just like a this is a thing that happens.

641
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:51,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wish I wish.

642
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:55,279
Speaker 3: That they this guy, I don't look how quiet even

643
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:56,080
Speaker 3: laughs away.

644
00:34:56,200 --> 00:35:00,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry, wars can't relate.

645
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:03,360
Speaker 2: Sorry, war is not as funny as it used to be.

646
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:06,680
Speaker 4: You know, it's not it it's not trending right now,

647
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 4: so we just can't make fun of it. But I mean,

648
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:14,239
Speaker 4: growing up, death was like of natural causes. Like everybody

649
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:18,719
Speaker 4: was over sixty five. So whenever someone would die, it's

650
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 4: not like they didn't get shoot up by a gang

651
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:23,440
Speaker 4: or you know, they fell down a flight of steps.

652
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:26,160
Speaker 4: It was just like, you know, Uncle Bunny had a

653
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:30,960
Speaker 4: heart attack or Mary had diabetes and died like so,

654
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:34,200
Speaker 4: it was just things that I was like, I don't

655
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,839
Speaker 4: think that's gonna happen to me anytime soon, because.

656
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:39,359
Speaker 2: I right, that's a non factor for yeah, yeah, yeah,

657
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:43,360
Speaker 2: that's what happens old. Yeah, yeah, So Unus died of

658
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:49,760
Speaker 2: gum disease. That'll never happen to me. I'm too young

659
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 2: and spry. And then thirteen years later, your goddamn mouth

660
00:35:57,280 --> 00:36:04,760
Speaker 2: was rotting out plastic cigars you were smoking. It needed

661
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:08,160
Speaker 2: to be burned like a zombie.

662
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:09,759
Speaker 1: I'm a part of the last of us, and I

663
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:10,439
Speaker 1: don't know it.

664
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 2: Maybe all right, So another piece of information, and Bory

665
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:20,120
Speaker 2: this this might be exciting for you. There was a

666
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:26,239
Speaker 2: reference to something the Congo fetish figures. Shout out to

667
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:30,200
Speaker 2: my man from the Congo. The Congo fetish figures, which

668
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:34,160
Speaker 2: are these wooden figurines that are often adorned with bones

669
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:37,319
Speaker 2: and hair of one of their ancestors, as well as

670
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 2: other magical substances as a way of sort of like

671
00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:45,120
Speaker 2: warding off curses and and sort of evils and.

672
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,000
Speaker 3: Once a positive hair placement.

673
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:50,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, in this case it is positive. And one of

674
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 2: the things that I read is that part of what

675
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:56,719
Speaker 2: they argue is that this fear of burn of like

676
00:36:56,920 --> 00:37:00,719
Speaker 2: hair as it relates to someone else, like using it

677
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 2: for for magic and shit is a white Eurocentric interpretation

678
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:08,839
Speaker 2: of the ship that like, white people have taught us

679
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:11,879
Speaker 2: to fear hoodoo and voodoo and all of these other

680
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:16,479
Speaker 2: sort of like alternative magics. Right, but it's it's more

681
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 2: us like on some self hating shit when we go like, yo,

682
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:23,279
Speaker 2: we got to protect ourselves instead of just embracing it

683
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:24,480
Speaker 2: as part of our culture.

684
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:26,480
Speaker 3: Huh.

685
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 1: The more you fucking know, Wow, I had no clue, man,

686
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:36,360
Speaker 1: It's it's white people who don't like the the witchery

687
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:36,879
Speaker 1: of it all.

688
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:40,680
Speaker 4: But they got they got focus Pocus, I mean hous

689
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 4: Poke the film.

690
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:46,640
Speaker 3: Yeah.

691
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:49,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, but even even if you look at hocus Pocus,

692
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:53,960
Speaker 2: they're the villains of the movie. And yeah, yeah, the

693
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 2: magic is often associated with sort of like the evil

694
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:01,440
Speaker 2: figure in the white interpretation of it.

695
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:04,960
Speaker 1: Oh no, you got Bette Miller and Sarah Jessica Parker.

696
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:08,880
Speaker 3: I mean, I know you're saying, this is a this

697
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:10,759
Speaker 3: is an interesting one. Is that how you watched it

698
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 3: as a kid? You were like, why are they those?

699
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:17,200
Speaker 4: Yeah? I wasn't that the bitch from a Sister Act? Like,

700
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:20,160
Speaker 4: come on, now, this is good people.

701
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:25,400
Speaker 2: I'm a fan of her work.

702
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:31,760
Speaker 5: I was like, come on.

703
00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:38,400
Speaker 3: Me, all right, I love Sister Act.

704
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 2: They were all fans of both films. I think we

705
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 2: just watched the film and we took it at the

706
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:46,880
Speaker 2: story it was trying to tell, rather.

707
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:48,280
Speaker 3: Than they were not the heroes.

708
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:53,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, they weren't the heroes for me personally. And why

709
00:38:53,719 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 2: were you scarus focus hocus because these.

710
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 4: People you knew your family was dealing with and you're

711
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:02,000
Speaker 4: scared of focus focus.

712
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, and now I gotta worry about white women wanting

713
00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:05,320
Speaker 3: to eat me as well.

714
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:09,880
Speaker 2: It's just like, yeah, that's that's a lot. That's a

715
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:11,160
Speaker 2: lot to take in as a kid.

716
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:11,520
Speaker 5: I got.

717
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:16,360
Speaker 3: About this fake ship never in the house.

718
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:20,480
Speaker 2: I will say, uh, the Witches. That was a movie

719
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 2: that scared me the most as a kid, or at

720
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:25,560
Speaker 2: least made me the most, Like sort of eat grossed out.

721
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:30,839
Speaker 2: Do y'all remember the Witches? It was the one I think, yeah,

722
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:35,120
Speaker 2: raw doll book, but it's it's a book where a

723
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:38,000
Speaker 2: boy basically gets turned into a mouse by this witch.

724
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:41,719
Speaker 2: But at the end he doesn't turn back human, like

725
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:45,760
Speaker 2: he just gets fucking stuck as a mouse. And that's

726
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:49,040
Speaker 2: like part of the moral is like, hey, you'll never

727
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 2: see your family again and your life is ruined, but

728
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:56,439
Speaker 2: like you survived, and it's like fuck, yeah, that shit

729
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,240
Speaker 2: made me. I got sad.

730
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:01,480
Speaker 4: I mean some people want to get away from their family, Like,

731
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:03,240
Speaker 4: what's wrong would it be in a mouse?

732
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 1: Can you get a little.

733
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:06,280
Speaker 3: Bit of cheese?

734
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:08,680
Speaker 4: You go wherever you want to go. I got a

735
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:11,000
Speaker 4: couple of friends, I said to Bodega, like, what's wrong

736
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:11,800
Speaker 4: with a little mouse?

737
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:14,960
Speaker 2: That seems like I would have to get to that

738
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:18,240
Speaker 2: feeling family.

739
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 4: Okay, that just wow? Flex on us, flex on us, Langstone.

740
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 2: I think I'd spend the first three to eight years

741
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 2: pretty bummed out.

742
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:33,600
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't get it. A mouse in a house.

743
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:38,200
Speaker 4: You don't have to have to pay anything, you don't

744
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 4: have to go to school, You're just living, laughing, munching,

745
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:43,320
Speaker 4: Like what's all right?

746
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 1: What's wrong with a mouse?

747
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:46,680
Speaker 3: I mean, I would rather be a little boy.

748
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:51,000
Speaker 4: I'm just saying my hero vampire in Brooklyn. But I'm

749
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:52,040
Speaker 4: just saying that's just me.

750
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:56,360
Speaker 2: But again not the moral of that story.

751
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:00,759
Speaker 1: Is good. It was good. Will you get some of

752
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:08,600
Speaker 1: that even less? A classic? A classic an film. I

753
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 1: don't understand why am I here by myself?

754
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:14,240
Speaker 4: See, I don't wonder I'm on I'm on an island

755
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:15,920
Speaker 4: and I don't know where y'all are, but I know

756
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:16,640
Speaker 4: that I'm living.

757
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:20,840
Speaker 2: I'm having a good, dark dangerous You're on an island

758
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:25,480
Speaker 2: of burning hair. They're like, why won't y'all hang out

759
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:25,759
Speaker 2: with me?

760
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:26,759
Speaker 3: And it's like, I don't.

761
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:28,840
Speaker 2: I'm good.

762
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:34,839
Speaker 4: Why It's because I'm brownsinger. If I was giving, if

763
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:37,279
Speaker 4: I was giving check other, you'll be all on top

764
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 4: of anything that I was saying.

765
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:39,160
Speaker 1: You would be.

766
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:46,239
Speaker 4: Laying up and you'd be laughing, like women are funny.

767
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 2: And you know that's what we talk about when you

768
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:55,320
Speaker 2: want here, right, you know that's that's the main conspiracy

769
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:59,080
Speaker 2: we cover when you're not here, is our women funny.

770
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:03,439
Speaker 2: I'm still not sure the jury is still out.

771
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:06,240
Speaker 3: It's really that and what happened to Martin.

772
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:12,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean.

773
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:14,759
Speaker 4: These are the things that y'all really should be uncovering,

774
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:18,279
Speaker 4: unsolved mysteries that, bitch, I mean, we.

775
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:20,200
Speaker 1: Got a lot, We got a lot on that.

776
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:33,239
Speaker 2: The additional piece of research that I'll throw your way

777
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:37,760
Speaker 2: is that, uh, there actually seems to be a fair a.

778
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:39,880
Speaker 3: Fair amount of I want to talk about what happened

779
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:40,640
Speaker 3: to Martin.

780
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:45,719
Speaker 1: Across the line is that where you're like, You're like.

781
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 2: We don't do I'll happily talk about what happened to Martin,

782
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:51,240
Speaker 2: but I want us to be serious about it, because

783
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 2: the man is hurting and I'm not gonna I'm not

784
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:55,200
Speaker 2: gonna giggle through it.

785
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:55,880
Speaker 3: He is in.

786
00:42:56,120 --> 00:43:01,239
Speaker 2: He is in deep dark. Everybody's I know, not the

787
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 2: way Martin is it. We changed his chemical balance. He's

788
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:09,440
Speaker 2: a fucking different human than he was before.

789
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:10,520
Speaker 3: Have you seen him?

790
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 1: What's going on?

791
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 3: It's like he's like checked out. I don't know what.

792
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:17,760
Speaker 1: Happened, bitch. Have you heard the conversations?

793
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:18,359
Speaker 5: Do you get on?

794
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:20,879
Speaker 1: I want to check out you Like, what is the point?

795
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:21,880
Speaker 1: What's the point?

796
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:25,719
Speaker 2: It feels like he got like, uh like drilled in

797
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:27,440
Speaker 2: his head like lebotytape.

798
00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:29,759
Speaker 4: Where can we sign up? Can we sign it up.

799
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:32,560
Speaker 4: Where is there is there is there a coupon?

800
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:34,520
Speaker 1: Can I get? Can I get half off? If I

801
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:35,960
Speaker 1: bring a friend? Like what's up?

802
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,640
Speaker 2: There's no talk, there's no talking to you, Sidney.

803
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:44,279
Speaker 3: I like that. I do like the chaotic evil. I like,

804
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 3: you know whatever.

805
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:47,479
Speaker 1: Langston laughs at something I say, I know it's bad.

806
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:52,360
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, man, he loves like toxic and he

807
00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:55,439
Speaker 4: if I'm bombing somewhere. That man is in the back,

808
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:58,920
Speaker 4: like screaming, howling, having the best time of his life.

809
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 4: He's the barometer of how how off the off the

810
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 4: rails I am. And so right now he's actually he's

811
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:10,399
Speaker 4: pretty calm right now. So I think I'm actually right

812
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 4: where I need to be.

813
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:15,799
Speaker 2: I'm chilling. We're I think we're having we're having a

814
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:16,759
Speaker 2: final one.

815
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:18,680
Speaker 3: That means I'd like to see where out of pocket

816
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 3: is because this is already.

817
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is you came chaotic for sure.

818
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:24,399
Speaker 4: Uh.

819
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:28,319
Speaker 2: The The last piece of information I'll throw your way

820
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 2: is that there actually seems to be a fair amount

821
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 2: of evidence that burning hair causes like carcinogens in the air,

822
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:40,319
Speaker 2: that like that it's actually super toxic to humans, so

823
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:43,840
Speaker 2: much so that they say that there's a fair amount

824
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:47,160
Speaker 2: of evidence that through laser hair removal, the burning hair

825
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 2: smell that comes in laser hair removal treatment contains chemicals

826
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:54,720
Speaker 2: that irritates the airways and it's known to cause cancer.

827
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:57,240
Speaker 2: You could be causing cancer from burning.

828
00:44:57,680 --> 00:45:05,840
Speaker 1: I'm here for that. Oh, I'm pro. Yeah, let it

829
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:08,560
Speaker 1: all go. We just burn it down. It doesn't matter.

830
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:11,840
Speaker 3: You wanted a reset.

831
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:12,800
Speaker 1: We need to reset.

832
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:14,920
Speaker 4: We need to you know, when you shake the magic

833
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:17,160
Speaker 4: a ball and it'd be like try again.

834
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:18,160
Speaker 1: We need to do that.

835
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 2: You think humanity has done everything it needed to do

836
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:23,719
Speaker 2: and we need to get up out of here so

837
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:27,440
Speaker 2: that the Earth can go about that.

838
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:30,279
Speaker 4: The aliens don't even want to touchdown. They're like, oh

839
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:33,160
Speaker 4: the ghetto, Like that's we are hitting this. We we

840
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:36,919
Speaker 4: don't know about any like extraterrestrial things. We don't have any.

841
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:41,080
Speaker 1: The colts are whack. The cults are not popping no more.

842
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:43,680
Speaker 1: That's how you know.

843
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:49,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, tell us your favorite cult, like just top this

844
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:51,719
Speaker 2: is when it was popping. This is when it was

845
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:52,359
Speaker 2: doing this best.

846
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:55,640
Speaker 4: Like what's the what's the white guy that was like

847
00:45:55,719 --> 00:46:00,520
Speaker 4: Elvis Presley, the Jim Jones nigga, that guy, all.

848
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:01,920
Speaker 1: The blacks on corn board.

849
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:05,440
Speaker 4: It was like he's sweating, like he had a perm

850
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:10,200
Speaker 4: It was like top tier method acting. And I mean

851
00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:14,040
Speaker 4: he they went to another country, they went to a

852
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:15,880
Speaker 4: continent for the cult.

853
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:19,839
Speaker 1: Who's who's who's got that type of knowledge? What what

854
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 1: leader is getting us on?

855
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:24,319
Speaker 4: You know, all just on Frontier Airline and be like,

856
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:25,680
Speaker 4: hey man, we're going to Ghana.

857
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:26,440
Speaker 1: It's not happening.

858
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:28,960
Speaker 3: I got got a lot of people to follow him

859
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 3: to South America.

860
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:36,680
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's fair. He's like him, dude, never heard

861
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:41,319
Speaker 2: of him? Yes you have. They do hot yoga and

862
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:42,040
Speaker 2: he and.

863
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:45,600
Speaker 1: The stringy bun.

864
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:47,000
Speaker 3: I think a lot too.

865
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:48,640
Speaker 2: Oh sure, yeah he wasn't.

866
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 1: Just oh yeah, okay, I did.

867
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:53,640
Speaker 4: I did watch that doc and you know, it was

868
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:57,439
Speaker 4: just like it was trash because it's just like, man,

869
00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:00,799
Speaker 4: people are always looking for somebody to follow. So I

870
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:03,080
Speaker 4: could get how a clown like that can get all

871
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:06,279
Speaker 4: those those people on board, but we just don't have

872
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:07,080
Speaker 4: that type of pool.

873
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:09,040
Speaker 3: Right now, you want to flash.

874
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:13,320
Speaker 2: You're saying Jim Jones is the Kreme de la Krim,

875
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:17,279
Speaker 2: and this bickroom guy is just the thirsty girls going

876
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:18,960
Speaker 2: for the thirsty easy and.

877
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, those were the juice cleansed bitches that you know

878
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:24,480
Speaker 4: they were. They equilibrium was off and it was weak

879
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 4: and so.

880
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:31,200
Speaker 3: Bunch of a bunch of dizzy bitches, dizzey white bitches.

881
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:35,839
Speaker 4: I just want to put on the record I am

882
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:38,640
Speaker 4: a comedian and everything I say is in jest.

883
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:42,719
Speaker 1: Nothing is real here. I refuse to be transparent because

884
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:46,240
Speaker 1: it doesn't work. So everything that I say here is.

885
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:50,080
Speaker 4: For the key key the he he ha ha ha ha,

886
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:53,440
Speaker 4: like as Missy Elliott would say. So I don't need

887
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:57,680
Speaker 4: I don't need no blogging ass fucking folks, tip tapping

888
00:47:57,719 --> 00:48:00,640
Speaker 4: on the day, just click clacks of the words coming

889
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:02,399
Speaker 4: at me because I'm just trying to I'm just trying

890
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:05,800
Speaker 4: to find joy in my in my dark days.

891
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:12,480
Speaker 2: Again that that disclaimer makes it feel somehow more dishonest.

892
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:15,319
Speaker 4: I'm just I'm gonna need you to put that and

893
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 4: put that in the in the beginning as a warning.

894
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:22,960
Speaker 2: Now, now we know you don't respect them, and you're

895
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:25,959
Speaker 2: truly just appeasing them by being like, you know, it's

896
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:26,680
Speaker 2: just jokes.

897
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:29,400
Speaker 4: Hey, hey, I don't appease them. I ain't even got peas.

898
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:31,960
Speaker 4: I ain't got peasy, I don't even have naps them

899
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 4: in the back of my kitchen, so I don't know

900
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:35,480
Speaker 4: what the hell are you talking about.

901
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:42,360
Speaker 2: The The additional piece about the burning hair is, yeah, he's.

902
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 4: Got only snap effects while we over here just fucking snap, crackle,

903
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:47,440
Speaker 4: pop with the fucking toxicity.

904
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to do my job. I'm just trying

905
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 2: to do the one thing that I get hired sort

906
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,400
Speaker 2: of to do inside of this man.

907
00:48:59,120 --> 00:48:59,440
Speaker 3: Is that.

908
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:02,279
Speaker 2: The last thing I'll tell you is that burning hair

909
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:04,920
Speaker 2: is now actually a hair styling.

910
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:08,040
Speaker 1: Oh I did see that. It's wild.

911
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:08,719
Speaker 3: Yeah.

912
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:12,359
Speaker 2: There they'll take like pieces like locks, they'll pull your

913
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:16,560
Speaker 2: hair out, and then they'll run a light candle over

914
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:19,920
Speaker 2: your hair as a way of burning off loosens and

915
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:24,560
Speaker 2: like uh and fucking you know, flaars or whatever phrase

916
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:24,959
Speaker 2: of hair.

917
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:25,840
Speaker 1: And it's expensive.

918
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:30,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like two hundred dollars of pot for forgetting

919
00:49:30,719 --> 00:49:31,239
Speaker 2: your hair burn.

920
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:34,920
Speaker 4: And then it's like, so what does it smell like afterwards?

921
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:37,360
Speaker 4: It's not it's not given the trust, I'll tell you

922
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:37,799
Speaker 4: that much.

923
00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:38,520
Speaker 1: It's not.

924
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:41,640
Speaker 4: So what the hell does it smell like? I'm paying

925
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:48,160
Speaker 4: two hundred dollars to smell like, you know, I'm on fire. Yeah,

926
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:51,560
Speaker 4: but it is the thing. But no, please you you

927
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:52,480
Speaker 4: want me to take the floor?

928
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:54,720
Speaker 2: Yeah you were, you are in the middle of the floor.

929
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:57,960
Speaker 2: And then you stopped and as if a teacher had

930
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:02,120
Speaker 2: heard someone say something during it, as you waited and

931
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:05,759
Speaker 2: and made it uncomfortable for everybody. And now I demand

932
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:10,600
Speaker 2: demand that you returned to what you were attempting to stay.

933
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:12,759
Speaker 1: Justin, justin, I want you to hit and hit us

934
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:14,279
Speaker 1: with the I want you.

935
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:16,680
Speaker 4: That was you hitting the crack and the whip, you know,

936
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:21,239
Speaker 4: your butterscotch whip, your your belt from the gap that

937
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:22,000
Speaker 4: you just hit me.

938
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 1: In the back.

939
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:31,560
Speaker 4: That was you, you know, my light skinned dad just

940
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:35,880
Speaker 4: being like yeah, now now, okay, so what I was

941
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:37,759
Speaker 4: gonna say what I was going to say about that?

942
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:40,680
Speaker 4: In the hair world, right so, you know, you got

943
00:50:40,719 --> 00:50:43,280
Speaker 4: your basic cut, you you got the you know, people

944
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:47,880
Speaker 4: dyeing the hair, they're doing streaks, there's all these different treatments.

945
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:50,839
Speaker 1: But in the hair world and every other world, we

946
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:52,200
Speaker 1: get we get bored.

947
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:56,080
Speaker 4: We get bored, and we need a technique to jud

948
00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:59,399
Speaker 4: up the fact that they're robbing us right in front

949
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:00,959
Speaker 4: of our faces just to do hair.

950
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:03,840
Speaker 1: You know, it's like I got a man.

951
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:08,200
Speaker 4: With bangs burning my hair and I just gave him

952
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:10,880
Speaker 4: four hundred for that. It's just like I need to

953
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 4: feel sick. I need to feel ill. You know, that's

954
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:16,080
Speaker 4: how people that's what people do. That's their kink, you

955
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:16,600
Speaker 4: know what I mean.

956
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:20,640
Speaker 2: It's like burn me, daddy, I do exactly.

957
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:22,000
Speaker 5: Yeah.

958
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:25,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, So it's just I mean, I've never really seen

959
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:28,759
Speaker 4: it in real life. I've only seen it on Facebook

960
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:32,839
Speaker 4: Facebook reels. So because you know they got real they

961
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:34,120
Speaker 4: got reels on Facebook.

962
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:38,080
Speaker 2: You gotta get off Facebook. Yeah, I don't know if

963
00:51:38,239 --> 00:51:40,560
Speaker 2: if there's any lesson for this episode. You got to

964
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:41,960
Speaker 2: get off face with and do what?

965
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:46,920
Speaker 1: And do what? Where do we go?

966
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:50,440
Speaker 4: Like? Can you do this? Can you be like in

967
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:53,279
Speaker 4: the middle of the street in direct traffic? Tell us

968
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:54,880
Speaker 4: where we can go? Where's it safe?

969
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:58,200
Speaker 2: Baby girl? I don't know where it's safe, but I

970
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:01,480
Speaker 2: know that we live by an ocean, so so just

971
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:04,640
Speaker 2: start there. Just go and face the water and see

972
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:05,879
Speaker 2: if that gives you more than face.

973
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:08,640
Speaker 4: So you just want me to go into the water

974
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:10,440
Speaker 4: and drown. Is that what you're saying on the record.

975
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:15,640
Speaker 2: I may just stare at it and reflect. I wasn't

976
00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:16,759
Speaker 2: saying kill your Wow.

977
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:19,960
Speaker 4: I mean, I didn't know anybody can interpret whatever you

978
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:20,759
Speaker 4: got to use your words?

979
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:23,120
Speaker 1: Baby, didn't you go to school for words? Come on now?

980
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:27,320
Speaker 2: Not effectively, but but yes, I attended.

981
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:30,720
Speaker 3: What a complicated energy you guys have created. This is great.

982
00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:35,080
Speaker 2: I don't we created. I don't know that I did.

983
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:37,759
Speaker 3: I think I just you are an active participant.

984
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:41,320
Speaker 4: Well, you know what, every time I come on this podcast,

985
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:43,959
Speaker 4: I just want you to know that when I had

986
00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:47,239
Speaker 4: I had a podcast called The Unofficial Expert with my

987
00:52:47,239 --> 00:52:50,640
Speaker 4: best friend Marie and Langston came on and it was

988
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:53,560
Speaker 4: during quarantine and obviously we were all out of our

989
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:58,360
Speaker 4: minds and me and Marie had the biggest TIFFs, like fight,

990
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:03,360
Speaker 4: and Langston he does was being the egger owner instead

991
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:04,160
Speaker 4: of like trying to.

992
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:05,640
Speaker 1: Mention this friendship.

993
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:10,520
Speaker 4: Yeah you know, black bitch, That's what he was saying

994
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:17,120
Speaker 4: to me because I was Sam and Terioki during the freaking.

995
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:20,359
Speaker 1: I was hungry. I eat all day and we had

996
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:21,040
Speaker 1: a late.

997
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:25,840
Speaker 2: This is an unbelievable misintonation. We had a late sization.

998
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:29,160
Speaker 4: Link was so happy, he was so happy, and we

999
00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:32,160
Speaker 4: got the most responses. They were like, man, you guys

1000
00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:35,520
Speaker 4: had got the perfect guests for the fucking fallout.

1001
00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:39,319
Speaker 2: What I love about this is that not only not

1002
00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:42,280
Speaker 2: only is Sydney not being honest about what actually happened

1003
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:45,120
Speaker 2: in this story, but she also was making it seem

1004
00:53:45,160 --> 00:53:47,920
Speaker 2: as if I was an antagonist inside of it, and

1005
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:50,920
Speaker 2: I truly was the only thing that kept them from

1006
00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:55,240
Speaker 2: from having a world ending fight in front in front

1007
00:53:55,239 --> 00:53:59,680
Speaker 2: of me. I saved the relation, and Sydney showed up

1008
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:04,440
Speaker 2: twenty minutes late and then ordered uh salmon Aryagi and

1009
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:07,200
Speaker 2: then needed to shut down the pod so that she

1010
00:54:07,239 --> 00:54:10,120
Speaker 2: could not only go get the seminaryagi, but she wanted

1011
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:13,880
Speaker 2: to have a little nibble of the seminaryagi because she

1012
00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:16,600
Speaker 2: because it was so late and she was famished.

1013
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:20,560
Speaker 3: Is the way that she's at sounds specific.

1014
00:54:21,719 --> 00:54:23,040
Speaker 1: You know what the wild thing was?

1015
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:28,000
Speaker 4: It was at the height of Corona, and I was like,

1016
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:29,239
Speaker 4: so where y'all niggas gotta go?

1017
00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:31,719
Speaker 1: Will you all in a rush? For? Yeah, I could

1018
00:54:31,719 --> 00:54:34,239
Speaker 1: be twenty minutes because where'd you go? What you gonna do?

1019
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:37,439
Speaker 2: She couldn't have been more casual about the entire thing.

1020
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:40,600
Speaker 2: And then and then on the flip side, Marie was

1021
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:43,840
Speaker 2: reaching a point where clearly this had happened enough where

1022
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:46,760
Speaker 2: she was like, I am going to kill this lady

1023
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:50,200
Speaker 2: and she was saying the most antagonistic thing she could

1024
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:56,000
Speaker 2: possibly say, And and I was sitting there like, huh damn, y'all,

1025
00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:57,840
Speaker 2: are y'all used to be silly together?

1026
00:54:57,920 --> 00:55:00,520
Speaker 3: Huh all?

1027
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:02,400
Speaker 4: You know, if you guys just want to you know,

1028
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:04,360
Speaker 4: spin the block and listen to a you know, a

1029
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:08,120
Speaker 4: TBT of podcasts, I suggest you listened to that episode

1030
00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:11,520
Speaker 4: because it was a treat. It was a very if

1031
00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:15,120
Speaker 4: you wanted to see two black women who once were

1032
00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:19,080
Speaker 4: the best of the best, it's just crumble in front

1033
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:22,040
Speaker 4: of this man who has a beautiful hairline.

1034
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:23,880
Speaker 1: It's a treat. I think you should listen.

1035
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:29,319
Speaker 2: It is a treat. I think I dare say we've

1036
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:31,480
Speaker 2: covered this this subject.

1037
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:32,560
Speaker 3: I don't.

1038
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:35,360
Speaker 2: I think we are all in agreement that that the

1039
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:38,880
Speaker 2: burning the hair is not the biggest priority in all

1040
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:41,120
Speaker 2: of the things that are happening in the world at

1041
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:45,040
Speaker 2: this point. No, bor Bory, you don't seem convinced. You

1042
00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:46,800
Speaker 2: seem like maybe you feel differently.

1043
00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:50,040
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, I forgot we were talking about.

1044
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:56,800
Speaker 4: Burning Dave this honestly, you know, it's I'm so glad

1045
00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:59,600
Speaker 4: that he got you as a co host, like because

1046
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:03,560
Speaker 4: our that I was in the running to be uh.

1047
00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:06,879
Speaker 1: You know, I'm glad they give it to the right version.

1048
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:09,520
Speaker 2: You think I would want You think I would want

1049
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:13,960
Speaker 2: to feel like this every day. You think that's what

1050
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:19,080
Speaker 2: I would sign up for, is to be made to

1051
00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:21,920
Speaker 2: feel this low every time.

1052
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,879
Speaker 1: I love Hi, Yo, yo, Dave.

1053
00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:28,000
Speaker 4: I'm so glad you got this because, man, you're doing

1054
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:29,680
Speaker 4: You're doing phenomenal.

1055
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:30,120
Speaker 1: Sweetie.

1056
00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:32,680
Speaker 3: Let's not talk about the ways that I make my money.

1057
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:37,200
Speaker 3: This has been great. I hope you guys had a

1058
00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:37,920
Speaker 3: good time.

1059
00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:54,080
Speaker 1: To court that bag brother brother.

1060
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:56,240
Speaker 3: I have responsible.

1061
00:56:58,120 --> 00:57:01,880
Speaker 4: Hey, man, do what you need to do for the family,

1062
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:03,719
Speaker 4: of course, for the familiar.

1063
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:10,480
Speaker 1: I think y'all you know what I feel like. Y'all

1064
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:13,120
Speaker 1: need a third You know, y'all need to throw a little.

1065
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:16,240
Speaker 2: I think we're good.

1066
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:23,840
Speaker 4: Let me tweet as, let me tweets. Come on, man,

1067
00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:27,480
Speaker 4: I see these brothers. They need, they need some guidance.

1068
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:33,440
Speaker 2: Sydney Sidney. Thanks thought she came in like a debutante

1069
00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:36,920
Speaker 2: at the ball. And no, ma'am, that's not true.

1070
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:41,280
Speaker 1: Little garnish. Throw a little garnish salmon aryokee.

1071
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:48,600
Speaker 3: Maybe you know salmon karyokey is the funniest food to funk.

1072
00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:53,240
Speaker 2: Somebody it's also such a wild dinner choice. That was

1073
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:55,560
Speaker 2: the other part of it was like, bro, that's not

1074
00:57:55,640 --> 00:57:58,880
Speaker 2: even the charioche people, what are you doing.

1075
00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:01,600
Speaker 4: With the box? It was like, damn, man, I hope

1076
00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:03,680
Speaker 4: it's worth it. I hope it's worth it. They're like,

1077
00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:05,080
Speaker 4: did you get it well done?

1078
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:07,760
Speaker 1: Like was it burnt? Like what was it feeling?

1079
00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:07,880
Speaker 4: Like?

1080
00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:11,120
Speaker 1: How was the shoe mine? You know, it was great?

1081
00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:12,840
Speaker 1: Damn I missed those days.

1082
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:13,040
Speaker 4: Man.

1083
00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:14,000
Speaker 2: That was a really.

1084
00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:18,439
Speaker 1: Bringing back, bringing mother fucking back.

1085
00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:20,840
Speaker 4: You know, I don't want COVID, but if we could

1086
00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:22,880
Speaker 4: do like, you know, a little remix of it, you know,

1087
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:27,320
Speaker 4: Kardashian two point zero of Corona, I wouldn't mind it.

1088
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:29,240
Speaker 1: I guess that's what the strike is right now. But

1089
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:30,480
Speaker 1: y'all could cut that.

1090
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:41,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, fifty million people are dying from this, uh, from

1091
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:43,640
Speaker 2: these wg A negotiations.

1092
00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:47,800
Speaker 3: I just like that you have consistently stood with the Vielins.

1093
00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:50,240
Speaker 3: I'm I'm not going to ask you where you stand

1094
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:52,440
Speaker 3: on the strike because I have a sneaking Suspenis.

1095
00:58:52,520 --> 00:58:55,439
Speaker 4: Man. When we cut these mics off, we can really

1096
00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:56,080
Speaker 4: get into it.

1097
00:58:56,160 --> 00:58:56,840
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.

1098
00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:59,560
Speaker 1: If y'all don't know me, to y'all don't know me.

1099
00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:01,840
Speaker 1: Cut them off, dead ass, cut the camera.

1100
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:04,600
Speaker 2: That's how she would be like, she would be like

1101
00:59:04,720 --> 00:59:09,760
Speaker 2: Netflix gave us more than they're taking away. You sing o, Zark,

1102
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:12,720
Speaker 2: Ain't that better than money? Ain't that better than money?

1103
00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:15,960
Speaker 1: Listen, I don't get I never.

1104
00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:19,880
Speaker 4: I never get tired of selling Sunset, Okay, I never.

1105
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:23,200
Speaker 1: It has changed me. It's changed me. It made me

1106
00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:26,240
Speaker 1: want to actually own the house. That's how. That's how

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Speaker 1: moving that show is.

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Speaker 2: Wow, well, Sydney, I think we did it. Could you

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Speaker 2: tell the people where they can find you on what

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Speaker 2: cool shit you have in the streets?

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Speaker 4: Man, I'm on the streets out here, you know, just

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Speaker 4: a loose body living and just you know, casually walking

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Speaker 4: in North Hollywood, just trying to find myself, you know,

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Speaker 4: a little Boba.

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Speaker 1: Tea little spot. But yeah, no, when.

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Speaker 4: I'm not on break from Instagram because I need like

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Speaker 4: a mental health time, I'm on Instagram. I'm on Instagram

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Speaker 4: thriving and you know, having a blast. You can catch

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Speaker 4: me there. Just said BW j U S T s

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Speaker 4: y D b W And you know, obviously I'm against

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Speaker 4: Twitter and Facebook and you know, catch me on LinkedIn. Yeah, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I might even slide on over to OnlyFans. We'll see

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Speaker 4: what the market is, what it's going for.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, all right, well get your eye out, hey.

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Speaker 4: Man, I'm trying to, you know, just show some elbows

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Speaker 4: and a new perspective.

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Speaker 3: Somebody's gonna pay for it.

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Speaker 2: If you've ever wanted to be antagonized on only fans,

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Speaker 2: go ahead and uh the Sydneys, the new S and

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Speaker 2: m bitch that is that's me in my dominatrix error me.

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Speaker 2: This is Sydney taking her shirt off and being like,

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Speaker 2: what the fuck is wrong with you? Why would you

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Speaker 2: even be over here? What are you doing? You're fucking

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Speaker 2: gross gross.

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Speaker 4: You don't even wash your legs, and you talking about

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Speaker 4: you want to wash my back?

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Speaker 2: Loser, fucking loser. Well I have your money.

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Speaker 1: You Oh my god, Lexton, do you want to be

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Speaker 1: my manager? I really feel like.

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Speaker 2: This seems like a good business.

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Speaker 3: I think I.

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Speaker 1: Just got planning for this today.

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Speaker 4: I thought we were just gonna have a cash little

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Speaker 4: sweet pod session and it just turned into I don't

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Speaker 4: know what we call this, but it's gonna hit. I

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Speaker 4: hope the people, you know, people do I need the

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Speaker 4: people to engage you know what I mean. I need

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Speaker 4: to make sure y'all are tagging. I need y'all to

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Speaker 4: be all up in the commentos and just really let

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Speaker 4: them know that I am. I am that girl that

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Speaker 4: you want back over and over and over your favorite

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Speaker 4: repeat guest. I need y'all to ride for me for

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Speaker 4: the sid Hive. I'm hashtag salmon Aryaki. You know I'm

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Speaker 4: gonna need y'all to hit so little hashtag in Salmonitaryaki.

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Speaker 2: For me, the well done Salminary to.

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Speaker 1: The Bento Box.

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Speaker 2: You know, boy, you want to tell the people where

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Speaker 2: they can find you on what cool shod you have?

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Speaker 3: Cool guy joke Citty seven on Instagram, Watch Real Factors

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Speaker 3: on HBO.

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Speaker 2: And as always, you can follow me at Langston Carmen

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Speaker 2: and June twenty third and twenty fourth, i'll be in

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Speaker 2: West Jordan, Utah. As wise guys, July sixth through eighth,

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Speaker 2: I'll be at the Philly Punchline, and then July twenty

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Speaker 2: eighth and twenty ninth, I'll be in god Damn Wilmington,

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Speaker 2: North Carolina at Dead Crow. I'd love to see you

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Speaker 2: at any and all of those. If you have your

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Speaker 2: own drops, your own conspiracy theories. If you want to

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Speaker 2: send us hate mail that is meant for Sydney but

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Speaker 2: you can't find her because she's taking an Instagram break,

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Speaker 2: please send it to Mymama pod at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 2: We would love to hear from you, and as always like.

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Speaker 1: You to back bitch. How dare you you shwetium ass?

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Speaker 4: She's saying you, I hate you, I hate you.

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Speaker 2: So you know where to send that, hey man. And

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Speaker 2: and as always you can. You can watch us on

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Speaker 2: YouTube subscribe like, tell your friends we're trying to get

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Speaker 2: them numbers up. Baby, do that ship two K come

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Speaker 2: on uh? And then that's that's it. We did it

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Speaker 2: by bitch.

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Speaker 5: Doesn't babies grow chips?

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Speaker 2: And yours.

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Speaker 5: A Kuala bears are racist.

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Speaker 2: The layers money.

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Speaker 5: Turkey stuff. I can't tell me