Speaker 1: Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio's Up you get here. I gotta really
Speaker 1: get in the mood. Things were getting hot and steamy
Speaker 1: backstage at the which is in the windmill of here,
Speaker 1: in them and the glitter room and the glitter Kitty explosion.
Speaker 1: I've never seen so much glitter, except for like at
Speaker 1: a child's birthday party. It was an explosion of glitter.
Speaker 1: Will you Accept This Rose? Into Hello, my bunny is
Speaker 1: welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? My name is
Speaker 1: Art Marine, and I am coming to you from my
Speaker 1: boogie garage in Los Angeles, California. Hello listeners, Hello new listeners.
Speaker 1: We might be on a fancy new network, but we're
Speaker 1: still the same garbage people you know and love with me.
Speaker 1: Today it's it's raining men here in the in the garage,
Speaker 1: which is so exciting. We're having a sausage party. Can
Speaker 1: I say that? In Tony do I? Do? I have
Speaker 1: permission to say to my rape is a man who
Speaker 1: is brave enough to take the title a Bachelor of
Speaker 1: the Year in the new decade. Let's give him a
Speaker 1: proper intro, shallowe and the longest intro we possibly could
Speaker 1: Right now, you've never heard this man. You only know
Speaker 1: you and Bill. Do you know what? I like my
Speaker 1: Bachelor the year A little bit there, that's right, this
Speaker 1: is he keeps going. I don't want to Yeah, me
Speaker 1: and my friend a Very Pearson, who is the pianist penist,
Speaker 1: pianist for all of this. I love that word. Um,
Speaker 1: how are you, Rob? I'm great, I'm really good. Rob.
Speaker 1: You're going to be You're gonna be getting a hero's
Speaker 1: welcome in San Francisco this Sunday when you fly in
Speaker 1: from Austin. It's a it's a bachelor week for me.
Speaker 1: For all of you guys out there, who are you
Speaker 1: still on the fence, get your asses to San Francisco.
Speaker 1: I personally am doing seven shows. We are doing a
Speaker 1: live podcast this Sunday, the nineteenth, at one pm. Is
Speaker 1: gonna be Rob, Me, Paget, Tanna. We've got Lauren lob Kiss,
Speaker 1: We've got Steve Heightener has been added to the Bill
Speaker 1: analyst from Bachelor in Paradise M K. Paul's then please
Speaker 1: you guys, it's gonna be so fun. We don't have
Speaker 1: another live show on the books anytime soon, so so
Speaker 1: you know what, who needs any are a who needs
Speaker 1: college money for the kids. Come to San Francisco. You'll
Speaker 1: have a good time. You can say this is the
Speaker 1: day of our Lord celebrated as as the Lord would
Speaker 1: want us to. Talking about people making out coverting glitter.
Speaker 1: I'm super jelly. That you should be super Jelly. Okay,
Speaker 1: well we'll have to get you on a future one.
Speaker 1: Speaking of super Jelly, a man who wants to Australia
Speaker 1: with us to full seasons. He's got a great mustache. Um,
Speaker 1: he hope. Well, we'll give him a proper intro after
Speaker 1: his song rushes his favorite band. He also love so
Speaker 1: many but it's only the can I had the right guitarists.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if that's any Vanillen or somebody else.
Speaker 1: His name is brand T Shirts. He's got a cool
Speaker 1: mustache and cound dog is not fans. I hope he
Speaker 1: loves me A thousand of thousand dollars. I hit had
Speaker 1: it up for more. I know you're hitting up a
Speaker 1: lot of people for a thousands. You know what this
Speaker 1: is Brendan Smith, he hopes. He's a very good friend
Speaker 1: of mine. He's so funny. You can hear him on
Speaker 1: all of the Australia ones on. Patrion Brendan, thank you
Speaker 1: so much for being here. You host a fantastic podcast
Speaker 1: called The Brando Cast, and I've been on and you
Speaker 1: just had on this week. If you guys go right
Speaker 1: now and you can listen to Who's your newest guest?
Speaker 1: Rob Benedict that you guys both went to Northwestern and
Speaker 1: then you reconnected at my holiday party. Well we we
Speaker 1: basically decided and I decided while we were doing the
Speaker 1: we really should have been bros for the last twenty
Speaker 1: odd years. Yes, yeah, yeah, and we have. So we
Speaker 1: actually have a ton of really close mutual friends and
Speaker 1: we've been at the same parties and stuff. Because I'm
Speaker 1: usually drunken high, I don't always reach out to people
Speaker 1: make friends. That's why I have a podcast in this
Speaker 1: is how I make friends. But so this is great.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sad that I'm not here with my
Speaker 1: my usual bachelor Australia guy Bill Unstler. Yeah, we'll get
Speaker 1: you guys on. So perfect to be here with Robert. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just so we're playing musical, we're playing key party or
Speaker 1: it's a key party. We're mixing you up. Well, we'll
Speaker 1: get you back on with Bill. I promise you that yes, um,
Speaker 1: and that of of course we Anna's on her way,
Speaker 1: and of course we have Katie leaving. Can you guys
Speaker 1: handle onemer song? And the listener is gonna die? Can
Speaker 1: you handle onemer song? Yeah, Katy songs, Arry go, we're playing.
Speaker 1: Her name is Katie Levine. She comes to us, bring
Speaker 1: with the podcast, and she said it even though it
Speaker 1: had at this and we did the podcast, and you
Speaker 1: guys follow us to podcast dot podka dot podca because
Speaker 1: sometimes about dot com she brings the thunder when she's
Speaker 1: bringing it all, I haven't heard the thing. I forgot.
Speaker 1: I forgot how actuated it was. My apologies to the
Speaker 1: new listeners in there. That's really you know what I
Speaker 1: feel like. That was towards the end of my recording day.
Speaker 1: I was tired, my blood sugar was low. I went
Speaker 1: I went blue. Well, there's a rhyme at the beginning.
Speaker 1: I appreciate what Levine brings. The machine, Levine, the machine.
Speaker 1: You think I do smoke pot I don't. I'm not
Speaker 1: good at it. All. Right, here we go, let's get
Speaker 1: on to business overall. How do we rate this episode?
Speaker 1: Last night? I thought was a classic classic Bachelor episode.
Speaker 1: It was great Roses. I love I love it. I
Speaker 1: loved it. Can I tell you real quick? I watch
Speaker 1: it on YouTube TV. Who is that? Because I cutting
Speaker 1: my cable but it's hard. It's cheaper than cable, but
Speaker 1: I have I have to handwrite it out and I
Speaker 1: find it's not precise enough to rewind precise it's really
Speaker 1: hard to rewind, so then I can't do it. However,
Speaker 1: on the rewind button, the little icon is a rose.
Speaker 1: I saw someone on the Reddit post and I think
Speaker 1: that's a I like that. Speaking of Reddit, I just
Speaker 1: want to stay out of the gate. There was some
Speaker 1: gossip online. So we have a guy that coming up
Speaker 1: who's going to be our Rookie of the Year, Jerry Trainer,
Speaker 1: who's I was on a CMT show. He was on
Speaker 1: I Carly. He's good friends of Debbie and he's watching
Speaker 1: now for the first time ever, and he's obsessed and
Speaker 1: he's deep he's he knows it's spoiler free, but he's
Speaker 1: deep diving on Reddit. And he was the one that
Speaker 1: found this made me so I panicked for her. This
Speaker 1: poor girl. Last week, Madison Maddie, she was the one
Speaker 1: that went on the date with his family. There was
Speaker 1: a scandal online that she she posted a picture of
Speaker 1: her date like such a good time, like so blessed,
Speaker 1: and then like I think she created some fake fan
Speaker 1: accounts for her, but she forgot to toggle between the two,
Speaker 1: and then she posted as herself on her own picture,
Speaker 1: so would be the equivalent of me saying like art
Speaker 1: and marine, like had so much fun on my date
Speaker 1: with bachelor Rob and then as art and commenting, God, Arden,
Speaker 1: you're so down to earth and real. We just love you.
Speaker 1: She commented as herself, Madison, You're so beautiful. She's down
Speaker 1: to earth and it's real. And it made me and
Speaker 1: it was something that like I get it, I see
Speaker 1: how that could happen, and made me I would have
Speaker 1: to move to Canada. It made me accidentally tagging me
Speaker 1: like art, art and you so real everything about you
Speaker 1: to Madison, I'm psychically reaching out to you, and I
Speaker 1: just want to remind you you are not responsible for
Speaker 1: what other people think about. What other people think about you,
Speaker 1: Madison is their own. I was about to say, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm emphatic about that. I know it made me and
Speaker 1: by the way, to the young gal, I still like her.
Speaker 1: My heart goes out to her. I give her a
Speaker 1: free pass. It could have happened to anybody. She's so sweet.
Speaker 1: Can I say that I think I think she likes her.
Speaker 1: When he gave her that frame photo, how awkward, like
Speaker 1: if she doesn't win to have that photo of the family.
Speaker 1: Here we go, um so here we go. We have
Speaker 1: we have We're cutting back in. It's in the heat
Speaker 1: of the moment. We're backstage at some theater with Hannah
Speaker 1: Hannah be. I love that she's still Hannah Bey but
Speaker 1: Hannah By and Peter and he's saying, I don't want
Speaker 1: to stop looking at her, which is so sweet, but
Speaker 1: like you can see he's been chemically altered by her arrival. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and by her glitter there at the Avalon had sex
Speaker 1: times like a lot. They had like a night they
Speaker 1: had like they had like round after round and a
Speaker 1: morning and I mean, like, just give a time's horny,
Speaker 1: Like he's a horny guy. We're going to talk about
Speaker 1: throughout this problem. He was horny even on her season
Speaker 1: because he was like in the when they were in
Speaker 1: that wooden sauna, I guess, like wmember, he was so swort,
Speaker 1: like I almost felt like he was so physical with
Speaker 1: her that it was almost jarring at for Hannah, like
Speaker 1: it was almost like, is it just physical, Like he's
Speaker 1: I kind of appreciate kind She's kind of a horn
Speaker 1: dog too. She is too kind of a horny. Remember
Speaker 1: she would use to straddle everybody. Yeah, I appreciate because
Speaker 1: he seems innocence to his horn dog nous. I like
Speaker 1: it makes him more interesting coming up this season. Sex
Speaker 1: is something that's no, and that's clear, and that's clear
Speaker 1: that he's made that. Okay, so he says and and
Speaker 1: he goes, Look, it sucks to hear you say that
Speaker 1: I just wanted to be the bachelor. You're the one
Speaker 1: who said no to me. I have never said no
Speaker 1: to you. Hannah. Wow, I mean good line. That was
Speaker 1: he He has a point, yeah, and then the second point,
Speaker 1: Oh god, I'm stepping on your notes because you take
Speaker 1: amazing notes. But the big for me, the big moment
Speaker 1: was when he said, am I just a what if? Yes? Basically,
Speaker 1: and when she said she was busy kind of like her.
Speaker 1: It was I felt like a lot of it was,
Speaker 1: as Katie pointed out last week, so such a good sleuth. Katie,
Speaker 1: such a good sleuth. When she did the math and
Speaker 1: was like it was her birthday and she got reamed
Speaker 1: on her birthday? Would it have been before it was?
Speaker 1: It was at least like the same week, I think. Okay,
Speaker 1: so her birthday week she got read by the judges
Speaker 1: I'm Dancing with the Stars, which she then went on
Speaker 1: to win. But in her brain, her end of TV
Speaker 1: was coming mirror probably, so you're saying production wise that
Speaker 1: the shooting of this episode probably fell in the same window,
Speaker 1: which is incredible intel during her birthday. And then I
Speaker 1: was trying to remember because I remember there was a
Speaker 1: week I didn't watch all of it. That was the issue.
Speaker 1: It was like I kind of just followed it online
Speaker 1: and I knew there was a week that like the
Speaker 1: judges were really mean to her and she had a
Speaker 1: really hard time, and Alan, her partner, even like it
Speaker 1: was kind of critical of her and like they like
Speaker 1: I like my mom told me, Like the judges literally
Speaker 1: like went back to her and like we were sorry,
Speaker 1: we were mom. And Alan like had to post something
Speaker 1: being like I didn't mean my comments to come off
Speaker 1: that way, like I love Hannah and uh. Then Evan
Speaker 1: of Carly and Evan posted that he figured out it
Speaker 1: was the same week and so because I was like
Speaker 1: trying to figure out when what that? Because I didn't
Speaker 1: watch the whole thing, I was like, what was that? Her? Wrong? Man?
Speaker 1: This is like sciously, this is like you you have
Speaker 1: now tied with Paget for figuring out. It's amazing, But
Speaker 1: I I her time is done. She doesn't like to
Speaker 1: Rob pointed out last week how competitive she is. She
Speaker 1: was Alabama. Yeah, yes she was. She's Alabama Hannah. So then, um,
Speaker 1: she goes making decisions from my heart was very hard.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know if I made the decision,
Speaker 1: is hurt? I let somebody go who didn't hurt my heart?
Speaker 1: He asked me to say it. I don't know what
Speaker 1: to do right now. When are the callbacks? When are
Speaker 1: the callbacks? And special story Alba, Yes we did a woma.
Speaker 1: I guess what. Jesus still loves me, Luke, and then
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I've practiced. I practiced moving the rose stand.
Speaker 1: Remember when she moved and of like the rose That
Speaker 1: was amazing. Um, I loved this this Natasha became a
Speaker 1: real favorite of mine. Last week she starts going, I
Speaker 1: hope he's not just like throwing back shots with Hannah,
Speaker 1: right now, please let it go. She had She actually
Speaker 1: had enough self esteem and self respect to be like,
Speaker 1: and I'm not going to let him off the hook.
Speaker 1: And she handled it really well. She didn't get angry,
Speaker 1: she didn't like get she didn't overreact. She just was
Speaker 1: like very straightforward, like stating the facts. And we my
Speaker 1: friends and I were all like, oh, that was like
Speaker 1: really impressive. I would not have handled that. Then. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. Lauren Lacus, one of my best friends, she
Speaker 1: invited me to watch with her last night, and everything
Speaker 1: in me wanted to go, I'm such a psycho. I'm
Speaker 1: such a psycho. I've got those are just your nose
Speaker 1: from last night. Oh my god, dude, I write the
Speaker 1: entire thing out. I should just like, I'm sure there's
Speaker 1: like a closed caption thing that I can like print
Speaker 1: out somehow. But then I don't know. I had to
Speaker 1: like starr, I underline no, no, it's psycho. Okay. So
Speaker 1: then we have he goes, I just want someone. I
Speaker 1: just want someone to want me as bad as I
Speaker 1: want them. I get it when he was like the
Speaker 1: what if? And he goes, you tell me that you
Speaker 1: have feelings for me still? And how you made mistakes
Speaker 1: and whatnot. And he goes and I want to hear that,
Speaker 1: but is she just missing the what if but not
Speaker 1: actually missing me? And she's like a little bad. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the thing. She's not like, you're the one I wanted.
Speaker 1: She's like, I don't really know. Yeah, okay, Like she's
Speaker 1: like mad at him about It's like, it's like, do
Speaker 1: you do you think about like me that that you
Speaker 1: let me go? And she was like yes, sometimes, like yeah,
Speaker 1: I do, Like it was it clear? I like it.
Speaker 1: That's an honest answer, totally honest. And she's not a liar.
Speaker 1: She's a troublemaker. She's not a liar. Well, you know,
Speaker 1: the Lord is watching. You can't you can't lie. That's
Speaker 1: what I haven't Rea such a good alibam Mahannah. And
Speaker 1: although and then he you know, he made the right
Speaker 1: decision by letting her go. And you can play Luke,
Speaker 1: oh really you want? I would love to see is
Speaker 1: that be against tight because you're so nice and I'm thinking, really,
Speaker 1: Lee Tan, get you in a Steak Harvey suit, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: put you in the shower. Yeah, how you could play
Speaker 1: the part of the Lord coming to whisper in his ear. Yeah,
Speaker 1: more sex bro, you gotta take a time dry yourself off.
Speaker 1: Too much sex bro. And so then so then she goes,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Then she goes, come on, let's go
Speaker 1: catch a flight. Selfishly, let's go catch a flight, and
Speaker 1: then he and then he goes, I don't know what
Speaker 1: to do right now at all. And then she goes,
Speaker 1: can I give you a hug? And I believe I
Speaker 1: wish I in constant tweeted us that she goes, girl says,
Speaker 1: can I give you a hug? And then she said
Speaker 1: on his ge, truly thought, I truly thought they were
Speaker 1: just gonna get jiggy right there on the spot way
Speaker 1: of hugging him where she inserted herself into his body
Speaker 1: literally her tits are in his face. Yeah, just a
Speaker 1: quick hug. Hey, they got chemistry. Oh god, God, we've
Speaker 1: done it four times and you've done it and we
Speaker 1: would have kept going, but there was an artificial cutoff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it's soul. Yeah. I think that she in her
Speaker 1: mind like is like, I'm going to get as much
Speaker 1: glitter on his body and his face, and as sure
Speaker 1: as I can, you know who it was. It was
Speaker 1: Alison are at a L four o n K. Hannah
Speaker 1: to Peter, can I give you a hug? Sits on fish?
Speaker 1: I mean she did she I agree with you because
Speaker 1: she was in a dress. It wasn't a seque dress.
Speaker 1: It was literally like a Christmas ornament. Can I say this?
Speaker 1: Joan Jett has a very famous phrase about how women
Speaker 1: should play guitar. Talk to me, it's pussy to wood
Speaker 1: who Yeah, that's Joan Jett's feeling about you, Mr musician,
Speaker 1: about playing guitar and getting that feeling. And I felt
Speaker 1: that she was doing that with Peter. Yeah. I watched
Speaker 1: that documentary about Joan Jett on a plane and anybody.
Speaker 1: I don't remember what Arolina it might have been. She
Speaker 1: was on the Family Channel on Jeplo. It was on
Speaker 1: the film was on the Disney plus app Um. It
Speaker 1: was about a cat that likes to climb a tree.
Speaker 1: But I feel like, yeah, she was spraying her chart,
Speaker 1: she was putting her in like we've had a good time,
Speaker 1: sent the best time because I think he's still okay,
Speaker 1: so let's talk about that. So then so then he
Speaker 1: started scratching her back. It was so sexual, and then
Speaker 1: they had like an eye lock or they didn't say anything.
Speaker 1: For like four hours. It was an eyelock. He's scratching
Speaker 1: her back. I mean, in his mind he was about
Speaker 1: to like get at it right backstage, right there, like
Speaker 1: Bullbones on backstage right there at Santa Monica and Lost
Speaker 1: Palmus Studio. All the while all those other poor women
Speaker 1: are trying to write sex while he's getting a glitter
Speaker 1: on it. They're exactly They're like and then I mean
Speaker 1: like either like a fantasy or like you're like, how
Speaker 1: dirty do I go? Do I go so dirty? That's
Speaker 1: like what did they have to write? I would have
Speaker 1: been panicking, like hello, and then one time we dry
Speaker 1: hound under the bleachers? Do you like both? Katie? Talk
Speaker 1: to me? What do you think about over there? What
Speaker 1: are you looking at over there? You're deep in it?
Speaker 1: What's happening? What are you doing here? If I can
Speaker 1: talk about this, it's not a spoiler, it's a theory,
Speaker 1: so you're I mean, it's nice saw something wash over
Speaker 1: han theory. Whisper it to Brendan and tell me if
Speaker 1: a spoiler spoiler? Do you want me to just say it?
Speaker 1: I don't know because it's not marked as a spoiler.
Speaker 1: Is it? Is it a fact or a gues it's
Speaker 1: a guess who is it? From someone? Who's it? From
Speaker 1: someone on Reddit? Brendon whisper to Brendan because it's gonna
Speaker 1: upset me if it's too much of a spoiler. I
Speaker 1: don't like to know. Okay, Okay, I'm making sounds of
Speaker 1: the people. Can't hear? Um? Do you like my outfit
Speaker 1: she's wearing for everyone just wants to picture. She's wearing
Speaker 1: super cute uh foe leather with strap with a stretch
Speaker 1: like a lad but hot and cool with Wilson really
Speaker 1: makes it. Wilson's like tennis ball sweater. He thinks this
Speaker 1: isn't a spoiler. This is okay, because you know, I
Speaker 1: get so angry if there's hate. This is a tangent.
Speaker 1: This is a tangent theory, all right. It's a reality
Speaker 1: world theory, a right thinking for like funny stuff I
Speaker 1: got to talk about. And they saw this really, I
Speaker 1: saw your mood whole, a whole There was a whole
Speaker 1: weather pattern. Happy to have the table. About Hannah and
Speaker 1: her dance partner Alan. I think they should fuck. I
Speaker 1: love them together. I don't you know, I didn't really
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like so I thought they had great chemist.
Speaker 1: I think he's adorable, Like I just really thought that
Speaker 1: they should end not together. And somebody um posted how
Speaker 1: he'd been like posting kind of interesting things on Instagram,
Speaker 1: like he posted photos of her of him Apparently I
Speaker 1: was trying to find the photos of Apparently he's posted
Speaker 1: photos of her of him, and Hannah came at the
Speaker 1: Bachelor like him saying like, oh I accept Like, um,
Speaker 1: he like posted a picture of him in front of
Speaker 1: the mansion, and then he posted pictures of Penguin saying
Speaker 1: they mate for life. Like just like people like reading
Speaker 1: into what he's posting on Instagram, and people are saying,
Speaker 1: what if that she she ends up being with Alan
Speaker 1: because she rejected Peter last night, she moves on, she
Speaker 1: chanced up being with Alan, And that's the thing that
Speaker 1: Chris Harrison just like they're engaged or something, so like
Speaker 1: what if? Like Peter goes and says, oh, I don't
Speaker 1: like these girls. I really want Hannah Bey and he's like, well,
Speaker 1: I need to tell you something that she's with Alan.
Speaker 1: Oh that's good, that's good. It seems like a far reach,
Speaker 1: the one that the moms like reach, and I just
Speaker 1: play the mom too. I don't play all the parts.
Speaker 1: One woman shout Peter's mom. Yeah, exactly, you go get
Speaker 1: that girl and you bring her home to me, honey.
Speaker 1: They showed that so many to love her Banks, I
Speaker 1: want to play the part of her bangs. I want
Speaker 1: to play all of it. But yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think that's a far reach. I hope it's really
Speaker 1: I like that cross pollinating on many different reality TV
Speaker 1: show I love it. I really thought there was a
Speaker 1: connection between her and Alan, Like I didn't watch the
Speaker 1: whole thing, but I really saw that in on Instagram.
Speaker 1: I thought they were both so fucking cute together, Like,
Speaker 1: and you're not alone in that. Clearly the fans want that.
Speaker 1: People have like posted like are they dating? What's going on?
Speaker 1: Because they were really fucking cute together. Maybe she just
Speaker 1: has a good chemistry with a lot of people. She
Speaker 1: might just be a sexy I mean, it could just
Speaker 1: be that. Like he you know, he's spent like every
Speaker 1: day with her for we and if good friend, you
Speaker 1: get used to each other's bodies supporting her. He's just
Speaker 1: like he sees that she's going through a hard time
Speaker 1: and yeah her, so who knows. Can we all agree
Speaker 1: at this table that Hannaby is coming back this season.
Speaker 1: Of course there's no way she's not because okay, so
Speaker 1: here we go. So he says, I can't do this,
Speaker 1: and then he walks out, literally shirt untalked, covering look
Speaker 1: like Mike go to one, mic go to one? Can
Speaker 1: get bringing a new bear? Pass for who made them wet?
Speaker 1: Somebody made I'm wet. It might have been a joint effort.
Speaker 1: It was fully he looked, and then he was so
Speaker 1: chemically all that he couldn't get I have never seen
Speaker 1: this happen before where it's his second group date. He
Speaker 1: cannot get it together enough to hear sex stories. Put
Speaker 1: your sex monologues away. Yeah, it's not gonna happen today, ladies,
Speaker 1: because I'm so sex stuff that I like things might happen.
Speaker 1: Like he's so out of ten, like walking out of there,
Speaker 1: he's so he doesn't want to be the back. He
Speaker 1: clearly doesn't want to do it. He just wants to
Speaker 1: run away with Hannah. He I'm sure he had to
Speaker 1: go have a chat with the producers of like can
Speaker 1: I get out of this? Like could you go? You
Speaker 1: know what I means? Called Mickey and Mickey said no.
Speaker 1: Bachelors shaken even don't know ABC's don't buy Disney and
Speaker 1: that's Mickey Mouse good. Yeah, yeah, you're right. I'm sure
Speaker 1: you're right. I'm sure they're like, could we get Tyler,
Speaker 1: could we get Mike? Could we get somebody? Peter? Yeah,
Speaker 1: the other Peter, right, I mean who allegedly made a partlet?
Speaker 1: And then they realized that we couldn't be that. That's
Speaker 1: what I heard. Didn't we talk about Australia. I never
Speaker 1: heard that there was a test run with Peter. But
Speaker 1: then it came out that Peter might also be a
Speaker 1: little bit of a scummy individual. I heard that or
Speaker 1: something or was it dud or whatever? But I hear
Speaker 1: from Rachel. I hope that's not true because I love
Speaker 1: him so much. Yeah, I hope that's not true. I
Speaker 1: believe they shot something. I feel we all to talk
Speaker 1: about this stuff on this poet. Why don't you google?
Speaker 1: Did they shoot a violet with Peter? Because he was
Speaker 1: the hottest guy that he is top dog for waf okay,
Speaker 1: So he comes out covered in glitter and he goes
Speaker 1: to to one of the producers. I wanted to kiss her,
Speaker 1: like duh, Like we can see that. And then then
Speaker 1: and then and then somebody's like, it's okay to feel
Speaker 1: this way. I'm Scott, I'm scared. I'm not where I
Speaker 1: need to be for this. He wanted out, I'm her
Speaker 1: in to you. In between the cocktail party and the
Speaker 1: sex monologues, he was like, can I Like maybe I
Speaker 1: should just go, Like maybe I should just go try
Speaker 1: with Hannah. And they were like, we got a day,
Speaker 1: Bro's we're in production. Yeah exactly. The crew guys got
Speaker 1: to go home by one o'clock. So white, that fucking
Speaker 1: glitter off your faces together. So then they have Peter
Speaker 1: is not around. He heads downstairs to talk. It's so awkward. Um,
Speaker 1: He's like, okay, we're calling it off. Um. He's like,
Speaker 1: you know, the date card was accurate, and like, I
Speaker 1: love Natasha, who was like why did you think this
Speaker 1: was a good idea? Like like why did you bring
Speaker 1: in if you knew she was going to be here?
Speaker 1: Why did you okay this this was never a good
Speaker 1: idea And she was right, Um. And then and then
Speaker 1: he goes, sorry, I just don't think I can do
Speaker 1: the group day. I'm not in the right head space.
Speaker 1: It's not fear to all of you or or and
Speaker 1: and it was just what really made me angry was
Speaker 1: later in the night when he goes he defended Hannah. First,
Speaker 1: he was like, that was really hardy for Hannah. It
Speaker 1: was a really hard day for me, But I'm really
Speaker 1: excited to get to know all why are you defending her?
Speaker 1: His rationalization and and and what. Even when he came
Speaker 1: to the I thought he was gonna come, he didn't
Speaker 1: say what I would have said, which is like, look,
Speaker 1: it was hard, but I made the decision I want
Speaker 1: to do this with you all, and I moved on,
Speaker 1: actually proud of myself because I didn't go there and
Speaker 1: I'm with you all now. But he wasn't. It was
Speaker 1: this weird sort of like he was protecting her. He
Speaker 1: was protecting her like I'm gonna be in the moment
Speaker 1: and you're here, you women, I'm good. I want to
Speaker 1: get married at some point. I feel like my wife
Speaker 1: is in this room, Hannah, at least in the county.
Speaker 1: It's in the building. I feel like there's like a
Speaker 1: woman covered in glitter that I'd like to put She's
Speaker 1: still a lot man. I also say, ladies, ladies to
Speaker 1: the cast of the new season of The Bachelor. They're lovely.
Speaker 1: You had to know that the producers were going to
Speaker 1: bring Hannaby and Shover in your face at some point,
Speaker 1: whether it was week one, week too, Yeah, you're right,
Speaker 1: all yeah, you're absolutely right. You're right, you're absolutely right.
Speaker 1: So then I love. They're like, this is tough. What
Speaker 1: I had for her was real, and she's like hmm,
Speaker 1: and I think it was Natasha was This also sucks
Speaker 1: for us. She hasn't gone away. It's not all right.
Speaker 1: He's like, well, so you guys at the group cocktail
Speaker 1: party and then um, he walks up the cocktail party.
Speaker 1: He's still a mess, Like his shirt is not tucked in,
Speaker 1: he looks like he hasn't like he's been on a bender,
Speaker 1: like he's a He's a really cute, adorable, put together guy.
Speaker 1: Normally he looked messed up. My mom would call him
Speaker 1: a funk, weird Pittsburgh word for like, hope you look
Speaker 1: like a hopsh He did look like he was a funk.
Speaker 1: He was a full funk. And he's and he's like, look,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I'm I'm not going to mess up
Speaker 1: having a date with these people. Um um, and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna put the past the past and I'm gonna move forward.
Speaker 1: And then somebody says, what were you thinking? And then
Speaker 1: and then he's like, well I need to apologize, and
Speaker 1: um I wanted And then she Natasha goes, I want
Speaker 1: to know that we have a free and willing Peter,
Speaker 1: not a chain to Peter. She's right, he's not available.
Speaker 1: He's clearly not available right now. But moving forward, Hannah's
Speaker 1: in the past. It's like, doesn't really seem like that
Speaker 1: so far to for two guys. Um. So then Sydney Alabama.
Speaker 1: Sydney goes, I love that every woman. He was like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, every woman. He goes, wait, which one were
Speaker 1: you again? The first night? He had no memory of anybody,
Speaker 1: like nothing. I kind of like that. It showed him
Speaker 1: asking that though, because every time they showed a girl
Speaker 1: who wasn't one of the troublemakers are like Madison like elite,
Speaker 1: you know, a front runner. I was like, who is
Speaker 1: this again? I know who is this? So on. On
Speaker 1: the most recent season of Australia Bachelor, Australia, the bachelor
Speaker 1: got ripped to shreds for not remembering like one thing
Speaker 1: that happened at the first night, like when she got
Speaker 1: out of the car like she tried to quit the show.
Speaker 1: They were at hometowns and she was like, I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't do this any thirty women the first night. Dude,
Speaker 1: I will sometimes like be out with like I'll be
Speaker 1: I'll be out with the first and I'll meet one
Speaker 1: person and I'm like, I don't remember, I don't know
Speaker 1: anything in your name, and I don't work. If I
Speaker 1: was I was the Bachelor, I'd constantly going to the
Speaker 1: producers like, what's that what's her name? Name? Tex? Can
Speaker 1: we all wear name Tex? Yeah? I would be the
Speaker 1: p a that had a little board that would show
Speaker 1: rob That'd be like, where's Brendan a someone go to Brendon,
Speaker 1: get over here with the board. I think she's the
Speaker 1: girl with the cool Remember politicians just whisper in your
Speaker 1: ear whoeveryone is, and how do you know them and
Speaker 1: their names? That's right, exactly, That's exactly it. You're like,
Speaker 1: she's the one that you fingered in the garden, right right, right, right,
Speaker 1: right right right finger Fanny. Okay, so I have Sydney.
Speaker 1: When they say I left so much to be here,
Speaker 1: I left my mom, It's like everybody loves That's what
Speaker 1: happens when you leave home. That's what happens. You leave
Speaker 1: your mom, Like, that's what adult that you're twenty three,
Speaker 1: you didn't if you're if it's hard for you to
Speaker 1: leave your mom, like you're too young to go be
Speaker 1: in the mid Like yeah, everybody leaves things to be there. Um,
Speaker 1: She's like, I love so much. And he was like, right, right, right,
Speaker 1: the southern Alabama, right, but you're not southern. Why aren't
Speaker 1: you southern? She's like, well, um, I have a white mom.
Speaker 1: My dad is African American and Dominican. I was bullied
Speaker 1: and I was and then they kiss and apparently they
Speaker 1: say in the coming Attractions, somebody accuses him of like
Speaker 1: blinking or an hot tub or something. It's not isn't
Speaker 1: that what? Who? It couldn't follow it was Anna texted
Speaker 1: me that it was her, but we'll have yeah, we
Speaker 1: need It's hard to know because it could have also
Speaker 1: it could have been Hannah Ann. Okay, I feel like
Speaker 1: you would, but I think they think they said the phrase.
Speaker 1: I think Ana said, we'll have Anna confirmedness. That's who
Speaker 1: our reporter was, Tanahosnae just coming. She was doing okay,
Speaker 1: So then we have um McKenna, who I picked at
Speaker 1: our twenty two year old who's not my favorite, but
Speaker 1: I picked her at our draft picks. She's the fashion
Speaker 1: blocker's she's annoying, but she was better to a little
Speaker 1: better tonight. She looks like a sophomore in college to me,
Speaker 1: she's younger than even when she said, teach me how
Speaker 1: to dance, because well, I would do, and then I
Speaker 1: would slide over and then I backs off, and then
Speaker 1: I would like, book your mind. When he grabbed her
Speaker 1: arms with both hands and like, and he picked her up,
Speaker 1: and he's like, and then I would place and I
Speaker 1: want to open your legs and make alleys like did
Speaker 1: you She's like, are we still in the clothes? I
Speaker 1: really felt it really felt pretty pushy. It was. But
Speaker 1: he's attracted to her though, because he's not that way
Speaker 1: with them. But he goes, he goes, you're someone that
Speaker 1: makes me want to leave the past where it is.
Speaker 1: Meaning I'd like to also bone you after I bone
Speaker 1: Hannah again, I'd like to throw you on the pile.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's what he's saying. For a second, I
Speaker 1: stopped thinking about Hannah, and I thought he didn't ask
Speaker 1: her one question. He doesn't know where she's from. He
Speaker 1: was like, I would do this, I would ben or
Speaker 1: make out with you from look. And then he always
Speaker 1: has said something to place them on. And then the
Speaker 1: lawyer last week was like, no, you don't. You're not
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna side saddle sit here, You're not getting
Speaker 1: in between. But like he got the fashion blogger to
Speaker 1: do his bidding. Yeah, he wants he hid up on
Speaker 1: the on the on the on the little thing to recreate,
Speaker 1: to recreate whatever happened in the Westlake Village for a season.
Speaker 1: It's one month ago lobby. When you can see like
Speaker 1: when their equipment is exposed, yeah, then you know it's
Speaker 1: an organic shot, you know what I mean? Like when
Speaker 1: you saw her big giant radio on her back. Yea.
Speaker 1: Her dress is so tight, right, but you're not supposed
Speaker 1: to get that shot where she's like wait, I'm going up,
Speaker 1: I know, And her skirt was so sure that to
Speaker 1: be placed up. Why did I ask him? Why did
Speaker 1: I ask? I didn't really need to see the stand.
Speaker 1: I didn't for the j shuffle, like I just wanted
Speaker 1: to like do like a two step, like I didn't.
Speaker 1: He's so much hornier than he is a kissing bandit,
Speaker 1: but because Ari was so horny and he was like older.
Speaker 1: So he's boned to everyone by now. And he was
Speaker 1: and he was on the bath room so many years ago,
Speaker 1: and he was like forty eight. And he's all of
Speaker 1: scott and he's been the son of a rich famous
Speaker 1: like drivers, so he's had acts. He's been the rich.
Speaker 1: He's a trump jude for so many years all around Scottsdale.
Speaker 1: So he's done. He's like bo he's like boned out.
Speaker 1: He's done. Peter is like he still lives at home,
Speaker 1: he's got his work, he works alone, and he's like
Speaker 1: he can't believe he gets to make out with all that.
Speaker 1: I like the way he my friend Christine I were
Speaker 1: talking about this. We don't like the way he like
Speaker 1: moves the women around, That's what I mean. It seems
Speaker 1: like very like he's trying to be something he's not
Speaker 1: because it seems very forced on his end, like I'm
Speaker 1: supposed to do this, but he like it's not natural.
Speaker 1: And well, I actually don't think I think he has
Speaker 1: weird fantasies of like he I think he likes to
Speaker 1: make out against a wall or up on something. But
Speaker 1: I think he does it too quickly. It should be
Speaker 1: like kissed four, kissed seven, not kiss twenty seconds in
Speaker 1: it's very it's very eighties. He's very eighties James Spader
Speaker 1: like white Castle, like not even in pretty and pecous
Speaker 1: like white Castle, like sex romp with Susan Surrandon, exactly
Speaker 1: when he smells her vibrator. When he goes with that,
Speaker 1: we're going to take a break and we're back. So
Speaker 1: we were talking about him grinding McKenna against the bookcase, um,
Speaker 1: and his pants again, wetting his pants again, and then
Speaker 1: she but then she called herself with a third person.
Speaker 1: She said, Um, I showed him who mccannah really is
Speaker 1: able to be lifted up on addresses. I mean that's
Speaker 1: the thing is like, did you like you didn't talk
Speaker 1: about anything, You just showed him that you like Truly,
Speaker 1: if she showed him that she's a good kisser, that's
Speaker 1: probably a check in the plus column for him. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's part of it. Let's be real well quick tangent Australia.
Speaker 1: When Art and I have broken down back to Australia,
Speaker 1: there's no making out. You missed you missed a really
Speaker 1: fun season. Yes you and Bill never responded you guys missed.
Speaker 1: There was a really fun season with like a hot astrophysicist.
Speaker 1: Did he make out with people? Everyone? Okay, because that
Speaker 1: wasn't the norm for everyone. Everyone. It was super fun.
Speaker 1: You've got to come back, okay. Um so she said
Speaker 1: I showed him it kind of really is. And then
Speaker 1: um um, somebody said group dates are hard for her,
Speaker 1: they're hard for me. He can't stop talking about Victoria
Speaker 1: p Oh my god, she's Victoria f is Victoria first.
Speaker 1: So she's the one that had the what she was
Speaker 1: modeling for White Lives Matter allegedly, But we're giving her
Speaker 1: the past. We're giving her a past because it could
Speaker 1: have been aure sometimes, Like so I have merch for
Speaker 1: touring with stand up. I have these T shirts that
Speaker 1: I've made, and like there's a company when you when
Speaker 1: when you're trying to pick, like do I want blue?
Speaker 1: Do I want like black? Do I want pink? Whatever?
Speaker 1: They show you in theory how your T shirt would
Speaker 1: look on a on a human model, Like so you
Speaker 1: could actually show pictures of somebody and they just basically
Speaker 1: take the plain T shirt and then they like sort
Speaker 1: of what it is superimposed. So there's a chance we
Speaker 1: don't know that. But she also it looks like she's
Speaker 1: wearing a Confederate flag hat and a White Lives Matter
Speaker 1: T shirt. Victoria, will you pull up the picture of that.
Speaker 1: Let's see, Let's see if it looks Let's see if
Speaker 1: it looks it doesn't look like it looks real. I don't.
Speaker 1: Let's it does look that's real. That looks thinks it's real. Dan,
Speaker 1: it's just texting me about how he thinks it's real.
Speaker 1: That looks real, but isn't Victorious can say she's not exactly.
Speaker 1: Her name is not Victoria O'Connell. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know. That's why I was wondering if it was
Speaker 1: like a photoshop thing, because she's not at think she's
Speaker 1: a fully full I don't. I can't. Doesn't make it
Speaker 1: doesn't make, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter, however, so
Speaker 1: she can still white lives Alabama white. Let's just take
Speaker 1: taking that aside. Her eyes are beautiful, she's she's she
Speaker 1: looks like a Disney drawing. Yes, But to me, she's
Speaker 1: also someone who could be eliminated in week one, two, three, four,
Speaker 1: like she's part of and I always break the grass
Speaker 1: down by like who's your round of people that are
Speaker 1: going to get cut right away? So we'll talk about later.
Speaker 1: She doesn't move, that's going to keep her longer, and
Speaker 1: we'll do that, okay. So she's like, we teased her
Speaker 1: heart for me, and so like, you signed up for this,
Speaker 1: thank you? Oh my god, I want to play everybody
Speaker 1: in the mansion. Um. Then we have him talking to
Speaker 1: the really cute redhead Lexi and he goes, wait, who
Speaker 1: are you that night? Who are you that night? And
Speaker 1: then he was like a car for you, yeah, and
Speaker 1: and then he goes, wait, where's your car? And she's
Speaker 1: like what, like your what? And he's like, I've got
Speaker 1: a car. It was somebody was poorly executed. He did
Speaker 1: remember her? I think no, I think he couldn't do
Speaker 1: the comic turn. I'm just talking about as a producer.
Speaker 1: Somebody miss but he treated us. They're like, you know,
Speaker 1: he has like fifteen girls like who were he you know,
Speaker 1: he tried to find the red the convertible girl, like
Speaker 1: he probably asked eight girls what did you do last night?
Speaker 1: Until he found the convertible girl and then he gave
Speaker 1: her the car. That's one theory. The Brendan theory is
Speaker 1: he did remember her. He was just bad at doing
Speaker 1: the comic turn where he does the reveal of I
Speaker 1: do know who you are and here's the car? Do
Speaker 1: you think he asked seven other girls how they got there?
Speaker 1: That I trying to find her to see who the
Speaker 1: car was? Fair enough, he could also have like an
Speaker 1: earwig they're like he did. He didn't seem like but
Speaker 1: he didn't seem like he knew, like for real. He
Speaker 1: literally like was like, wait, which from you? And then
Speaker 1: he was like, where's the car? And then I, I
Speaker 1: do think our listener and I will find out. I
Speaker 1: will figure out who sent us that tweet? Like it
Speaker 1: did feel a little bit like it did feel a
Speaker 1: little bit like he probably asked a lot of people.
Speaker 1: I thought it was bad acting, that's all. That's just
Speaker 1: my take. I think it was. I think it was
Speaker 1: a combo of him not knowing and then when he
Speaker 1: executed that it was her. Then the bad acting of
Speaker 1: where's your car? There's the bad acting is where's your car?
Speaker 1: Here's your car? That was but he he so then
Speaker 1: so then they then they started kissing, and um, I
Speaker 1: felt like, I feel like she's like a dark horse. Seven. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think she'll make the top seven. I think she'll
Speaker 1: make it on a plane somewhere. The weird plastic straps
Speaker 1: were throwing me off. I thought the same thing because
Speaker 1: they make bras that are like supposed to be hidden.
Speaker 1: They're like that, and it looked like a bad It
Speaker 1: looked like a weird like lingerie thing. It looked like
Speaker 1: it was trying to be strapless. But she's like, what,
Speaker 1: I need the coverage, I need the support, which I get.
Speaker 1: It also looked like someone sprayer in the face with
Speaker 1: a need powder. She needed a powder. She was listening,
Speaker 1: she was shiny, And that's that's that's their fault. That's
Speaker 1: the production fault, you think, So absolutely, yeah, someone's like
Speaker 1: they do their own makeup. They do yeah, up until
Speaker 1: like or do they do it the whole time? I
Speaker 1: feel like towards the end, like all right, oh my god,
Speaker 1: with one what's her name? The one you hate? When
Speaker 1: she was getting her mate, when the other person was
Speaker 1: making her up chairs, so I said, she's not what
Speaker 1: you're supposed to do yet, No, no, I mean if
Speaker 1: you want to look like like a general yeah, like
Speaker 1: they were contouring, she like sucked in and I oh,
Speaker 1: she was contouring. I was like, is that how you
Speaker 1: put it on? I mean I think I think you
Speaker 1: wanting Yes, Katie, hold on, sorry I threw us off
Speaker 1: and no, here we go. Okay, so then we have okay,
Speaker 1: so here we go. We're getting into the most important
Speaker 1: part of the evening. Okay. Someone on Reddit uh three
Speaker 1: hosted Kelsey getting ready to let her personality shine, and
Speaker 1: it's her face painted like a total cloud. I paint
Speaker 1: it up. It's like the Joker, like the Joker. All right,
Speaker 1: so here we go. Let's just get ready to it. Okay,
Speaker 1: So it is the champagne scoundrel was the who. So
Speaker 1: so Kelsey sets it up. Kelly's had this bottle of
Speaker 1: champagne from Des Moines for a year that she got
Speaker 1: last year for her birthday, which, like we've all I'm
Speaker 1: sure I have champagne that somebody brought to my party
Speaker 1: last year that I'll probably buzzed out next year, like
Speaker 1: we all have old bottles. But like that, she was like,
Speaker 1: this champagne represents he will be able to see me
Speaker 1: when he sees this champagne. It reminded me so much
Speaker 1: of our sweet Bibiana, who set up the telescope remember
Speaker 1: that time set up the telescope, and then the producers
Speaker 1: had probably like Olivia or somebody go use it or Karine.
Speaker 1: Karine used it. And by the way, it was the
Speaker 1: exact same thing where Karine used it, and that was like,
Speaker 1: I feel like whip cream Bounce House night. And so
Speaker 1: they had Hannah and used it. And then Hannahan's walking
Speaker 1: around with whip cream and a bottle of syrup that
Speaker 1: they never mentioned about. It was literally like because I'm
Speaker 1: sure she was like liking off my yeah, it was
Speaker 1: like she's syrup and cream randomly walks in the room
Speaker 1: with favor from like oops, oh I didn't know. So
Speaker 1: like it felt like they the same way they screwed
Speaker 1: over Bibiana. They found the mental crack and Kelthy for this,
Speaker 1: she had pain, but it started out crazy by her.
Speaker 1: It shows her like walking into a room as McKenna
Speaker 1: is talking to him and nas. As far as they
Speaker 1: showed it, McKenna didn't seem to notice Kelsey walking. And
Speaker 1: McKenna just walked us and I said, hey, do you
Speaker 1: want to go talk? It was crazy and and and
Speaker 1: he goes yeah, and then Kelsey walks in and goes
Speaker 1: she stole him from me. She did it on purpose.
Speaker 1: She's a snake, she goes, the snakes are my least
Speaker 1: favorite animal, and she's gonna have to live with this,
Speaker 1: like and then and then and then she this is
Speaker 1: your you are making excuses, you disrespect to me. This
Speaker 1: is your decision. You made your bed in it, and
Speaker 1: you have to lay in it. Do I think she's
Speaker 1: a snake, a sneaky snake. Yeah, And I don't tolerate snakes.
Speaker 1: I don't like them. They're my least favorite animal. It's
Speaker 1: like it was insane. She's clearly stunning, like an old
Speaker 1: school like Austin Powers Lady and nut. And then instead
Speaker 1: of like kind of waiting around for Peter to come
Speaker 1: back in, she waits like three fucking hours with her
Speaker 1: champagne in an ice bowl, yeah, ice bucket next to
Speaker 1: a fucking fire, like just warming up. And then like
Speaker 1: literally it seemed like she waited three hours. Like let's
Speaker 1: not forget that she's the professional clothier, yeah, meaning she
Speaker 1: works at Macy's. She's a professional clause. I think that
Speaker 1: she's trying to be the villain. That was my take
Speaker 1: on her performance last Like she was unhinged. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: we have we don't have a clear villain as yet.
Speaker 1: We don't hann but hannah And only because she's kind
Speaker 1: of a front runner. Can I ask can I ask
Speaker 1: them in something here? Yes? Do you think hannah And
Speaker 1: is like attractive? She's so hot? I do? She's so hot?
Speaker 1: Do you think she's the hottest one in the house.
Speaker 1: I mean there's some women that are like, are just beautiful.
Speaker 1: I think she's the hottest one in the and the
Speaker 1: bat and Bachelor standards. To me and Bachelor Land, she's
Speaker 1: the hottest. So this is interesting because we had I
Speaker 1: had I had friends over and it was like three
Speaker 1: guys like the waxer is I think the waxer is
Speaker 1: prettier Vanessa? No, no, no, Alexa, Yes, I think she's prettier.
Speaker 1: I think Hannah And is like one of the prettiest
Speaker 1: girls in the house. And like all the guys at
Speaker 1: my house last night were like, no, why am I
Speaker 1: friend Christina thought she was really attractive. You and I.
Speaker 1: So she's so hot? Is that? I feel like she's
Speaker 1: like sec hot, like she's cute for like a girl
Speaker 1: who goes to Auburn clems in Bachelor Land. But there's
Speaker 1: been so many other I mean she has a she
Speaker 1: has a she has a charisma. Silebout her is. She's
Speaker 1: hot and she's cute and she's got big titties. Jojo
Speaker 1: to me, Jojo was more attractive than Hannah Anne. But
Speaker 1: I mean right now, in this house, oh, in this house. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, my tastes are weird. Yeah, I like Alexa
Speaker 1: because I feel like Alexe she done it, She's done it.
Speaker 1: She's my pick. I don't think it's going to be
Speaker 1: but she's got the afro, the mohawk. She's my pick
Speaker 1: to be the Bachelor. She's amazing. She's too cool for
Speaker 1: the show, and she seems she seems out of it
Speaker 1: right now, she's like, oh yeah, barely talk. I feel
Speaker 1: like she could be working with forward John Sunset. Right
Speaker 1: when he canceled the yeah, she looks like, bro, like,
Speaker 1: go fun your show. She looked like she pieced out
Speaker 1: the second he canceled it. She looked like she was
Speaker 1: she's too cool for the show. But like, I don't know. Anyways,
Speaker 1: let's get back to Kelsey being a fucking clown. Okay,
Speaker 1: so she uh right, so she said, then she said
Speaker 1: sets the champagne outside. So then it goes away for
Speaker 1: three hours. She reminded me of Crystal, and that's why
Speaker 1: I need her off the Okay, that's so we're gonna
Speaker 1: come back. So then we caught away when he goes
Speaker 1: and grabs Maddie Rose and he goes, I had the
Speaker 1: best time, and she's still real and down to earth.
Speaker 1: She's been genuine and you're so genuine and down. I
Speaker 1: had the best time with you, and he goes, I
Speaker 1: it was interesting because he goes, I could have slow
Speaker 1: danced with you on repeat a thousand times, and she
Speaker 1: looked frozen. She's the one that's going to let the
Speaker 1: game get to her. She was like, she's the what
Speaker 1: we think she's the version. We think she's the virgin
Speaker 1: that can't handle it. We think she's the virgin that
Speaker 1: can't handle it when he's up with somebody else's attractive.
Speaker 1: She seems too innocent. Also, she has just like overbearing
Speaker 1: coach father. I think she like hasn't really ever been
Speaker 1: able to be like she seems like she just seems
Speaker 1: like she hasn't lived enough. Player. Yes, the one who
Speaker 1: went on the family date. Yeah, And she says, I
Speaker 1: feel like we've been dating for years. Um, I feel
Speaker 1: like I've known you. He was like that, it's surprised
Speaker 1: to you. And it was a picture of him, of
Speaker 1: her with his only How awkward will it be if
Speaker 1: she doesn't win? Yeah, she's a front runner. I think
Speaker 1: she's gonna make it well. Is that she makes it
Speaker 1: very far and he sucked someone else and she leaves,
Speaker 1: and then that's when the mom might be like you
Speaker 1: go get her, go get her. That could be about
Speaker 1: about do you think I can't believe she didn't get
Speaker 1: attacked when everybody like, how did not everybody else see
Speaker 1: that picture last night? And I want to hear her
Speaker 1: sex story monologue. Oh my god, you guys, it's Tana
Speaker 1: hosny A. Here we are. We've talked about I'll tell
Speaker 1: you we're we're just starting the Champagne saga. We've talked
Speaker 1: about him like we've talked about him being his boneer
Speaker 1: covered and glitter with uh with you know, Hannah By,
Speaker 1: and we've talked about how much he loves to place
Speaker 1: people and make out with them on like cabinets like McKenna,
Speaker 1: And right now we're talking about Maddie Rose. We talked
Speaker 1: about her um commenting on her own Instagram and now
Speaker 1: her receiving the photo. But let's give a proper introduction
Speaker 1: to Miss. When she's not working her ass off twenty
Speaker 1: three hours a day, are talking Middle Eastern politics or
Speaker 1: while the hours away, and he likes to go out
Speaker 1: for a hike with a ten Her name is Anna
Speaker 1: or is it tennis. I didn't even say it properly.
Speaker 1: I didn't even say, all right, do you love it?
Speaker 1: I love it? Do you like that? Sort of like
Speaker 1: um the steel drums there? Yeah? Yeah, great, It's very
Speaker 1: welcome Anna. This has been this has been a very
Speaker 1: very I confused you guys, I confused. We have some
Speaker 1: pot gummies about half an hour ago before you came in.
Speaker 1: This has been a very successful comball. This sausage party
Speaker 1: is really working. Okay, So then we have um Kelsey's
Speaker 1: starting um to break down. Well, she's the professional clothing.
Speaker 1: She's put her champagne out and she's been saving it
Speaker 1: for a year. It's a big deal and it's and
Speaker 1: then she goes, oh should I and then should we
Speaker 1: shake it up? And then outcomes Hannah Ann and we
Speaker 1: hear a popping sound and Hannah and goes, oh, champagne
Speaker 1: for champagne dress and then pops it and then you
Speaker 1: see Kelsey here her poppet and loses her and then
Speaker 1: the women around her also made it worse than like
Speaker 1: they're like, it wasn't a poppet, it wasn't. It wasn't
Speaker 1: champagne that went there like coming her down, Like I
Speaker 1: get where they don't want to start drama, but one
Speaker 1: of the house flipping down, flipper, you left it out
Speaker 1: there unattended, You fucking idiots, like I would have said,
Speaker 1: That's what my brain was saying the whole time. Hold
Speaker 1: your champagne because those producers are gonnau with you exactly,
Speaker 1: which they clearly did, because Anna Anne clearly there is
Speaker 1: and the telescope there was the day you clearly told
Speaker 1: you got your set up and you do not leave yourself.
Speaker 1: You do not like that was supposed to be the Bachelor.
Speaker 1: They drink champagne every five minutes. All these girls were
Speaker 1: walking to champagne glasses like I'm noticing it, being like
Speaker 1: did they open the champagne? Like if you see a
Speaker 1: follow champagne on The Bachelor, you're like, oh, how fun,
Speaker 1: let's pop Like what Hannah, dude, was the most natural behavior,
Speaker 1: Like that's what you do bad actress, and I felt
Speaker 1: like I felt like she was like, oh, yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: be the one to pop she No, I don't think
Speaker 1: she knew what she's a bad actress. No. I think
Speaker 1: the producer said, hey, we left out a thing of champagne.
Speaker 1: I think as a surprise. I always producers, I think, No,
Speaker 1: I think that really disagrees. I do think that the
Speaker 1: producers set her up for it, and she was like, okay, no.
Speaker 1: This is what I think is they said, hey, we
Speaker 1: left out a thing a champagne for you, for you
Speaker 1: to surprise Peter. So then she walks up being like, oh,
Speaker 1: what's this champagne? I feel like she's game to be
Speaker 1: the bad one. I don't think she cares, and I
Speaker 1: think they were like I think in this situation, I
Speaker 1: don't think she knew, But I also don't think she cared.
Speaker 1: Really lessens email us and let us. Do you think
Speaker 1: she knew Rose podcast at Gmail? All right? Like when
Speaker 1: she got combrended, She's probably like, she doesn't sucking left there.
Speaker 1: They told me they were sharing an idiot. Do you
Speaker 1: want me to do? You're an idiot? I'd like to
Speaker 1: think they were all freaking out over a bottle of Frasian.
Speaker 1: How good of a bottle? She sounds like, don Perry,
Speaker 1: I don't even know. I couldn't. They never said that
Speaker 1: because they can't say. They can't think. They can't say
Speaker 1: I couldn't. No, I know a quick tangent. When I'm
Speaker 1: the bachelor coming up the next year, I'm gonna just
Speaker 1: be strictly beer from me. Everyone else can have champagne wine,
Speaker 1: but I cannot go to town on champagne. Remember that,
Speaker 1: we'll remember that. I can't wait for that. When you started,
Speaker 1: when you started filming that, hopefully in September, do you
Speaker 1: guys just shooting like some dry tried to buy? And
Speaker 1: then three five and our first group date is going
Speaker 1: to bed on the Echo Park. Yeah. And then the
Speaker 1: Red Lion Okay, okay. So then we have Um Okay,
Speaker 1: So then we have Hannah and she shakes the champagne. Um,
Speaker 1: there's crazy eyes. Who had crazy I mean it had
Speaker 1: to be um. And then she's like, this is my bottle.
Speaker 1: I brought this from home, This was mine, This was
Speaker 1: supposed to be my moment, and she took this from me.
Speaker 1: I brought this bottle from the mind. I am over it.
Speaker 1: I'm really upset. I had no Hannah AND's like, I
Speaker 1: had no idea. And then she and then it got smashed,
Speaker 1: like she smashed things. He was like here, here's another thing,
Speaker 1: and she's like like a bull running. She knocks over
Speaker 1: the other ship. She knocked over the Yeah. Yeah, they're like.
Speaker 1: He was like, he's like, hey, hey, hey googo cool
Speaker 1: Google verse. She goes in the battle, goes over there
Speaker 1: and he's like, hey, can I talk to as all
Speaker 1: credibility all credibility with me. First of all, when she
Speaker 1: said the thing about mckennath stealing him, when McKenney, she
Speaker 1: was crazy, she's sucking like you're a snake, You're a snake.
Speaker 1: It's like, this is the show. Have you seen him before? Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's crazy. Wake that whole situation, like, I really like,
Speaker 1: was just like I fucking hate Kelsey. I put flowers
Speaker 1: in here today to class it up, guys. I put flowers.
Speaker 1: I classed us up. Guys. Try to dress slowers in
Speaker 1: terms of the the bully thing, you know, I which
Speaker 1: I totally think she's being a bully. It's like, it's
Speaker 1: it's okay not to like someone, it's not okay to
Speaker 1: be like, I don't like you because you're a bit Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it's not okay. Then to like you're you're
Speaker 1: what does she say? I'm real, you're calculated. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: and and and Hannah and really was like I apologize. Okay,
Speaker 1: wait we'll get to that. Wait a minute, we're not
Speaker 1: there yet. We're not there yet, she goes. So then
Speaker 1: she goes, So then they go and they go, well,
Speaker 1: she's also a robot, as it was Hannah Android on
Speaker 1: the internet. She was full Hannah Android in that apology.
Speaker 1: So then it was just full of like the equivalent
Speaker 1: of like, hey you go, have it a go girl.
Speaker 1: Last like last week, she was like give it a run.
Speaker 1: You know. She's she's unflappable because she is Hannah Android.
Speaker 1: But we're not there yet. So he rolls her out.
Speaker 1: He's like, come on, come on, here's another bottle of champagne.
Speaker 1: She's like crash. They're like, okay, wait, here's another bottle
Speaker 1: of champagne. So then can go to one? Can you
Speaker 1: go to once? Cann We need a septana closet for
Speaker 1: another one, Kenny. So then they calmed down and she
Speaker 1: she goes, He goes, should be drinking This was my
Speaker 1: favorite moment of the maybe the right. He goes, should
Speaker 1: we drink it from the bottle of the cup. She's like,
Speaker 1: I haven't. I filmed him. She was like, I haven't.
Speaker 1: I haven't. I have a right here? Wait wait wait
Speaker 1: right here, wait wait wait, she goes, she goes, should
Speaker 1: we here we go? Here we go? Here we go?
Speaker 1: Wait for it? There she is, there, she is, She's
Speaker 1: like putting her hair, she's shrugging her shoulders, and then
Speaker 1: it literally thatstic shot. It was all over her face,
Speaker 1: like all over her face. It exploded all over her face.
Speaker 1: I had to Yeah, I did. I texted it was
Speaker 1: so good? Is that Giff? Jiff? How do the kids say?
Speaker 1: Is it Jiff? Forgive people? It's technically Chiff, but we
Speaker 1: all ignored that. Okay, is that on the right now?
Speaker 1: It has to be. There's no. It's the greatest watching
Speaker 1: her try to drink it, and you know, you know
Speaker 1: that the that production was so excited, so great. They
Speaker 1: probably shook it up real good. Yeah, didn't they shake it,
Speaker 1: weren't they? Yeah they shook it. Yeah, they shook it.
Speaker 1: People do that right. The first look on her face,
Speaker 1: on her face, right when it sles and gets up.
Speaker 1: Her nose is like panic. It's like like I can't breathe. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: here we go slow, here we goes, here we go,
Speaker 1: here we go, here we go, here we go here
Speaker 1: we got almost threw up almost, and then Peter laughing
Speaker 1: so that she goes over and she goes, you are fake, Hannah,
Speaker 1: and I'm real and you are calculated, and Hannah android goes,
Speaker 1: I've acknowledged your feelings. I've apologized. There were two bottles
Speaker 1: of champagne. We have barely talked. I did not know
Speaker 1: this was your bottle's champagne. I've acknowledged your feelings, I
Speaker 1: respect them, and we're moving forward. She was, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not because I'm not a fake bitch. By the way,
Speaker 1: that is like sponsored talk. I don't think that I'm
Speaker 1: not saying the Hannah and is in a twelve step
Speaker 1: prob amah. But that is like what your sponsor would
Speaker 1: tell you to say to someone that was coming down crazy.
Speaker 1: But she did feel like a robot and it made
Speaker 1: me angrr speaking words. My therapist just gave me this
Speaker 1: thing to sars you. I respect your sa she got,
Speaker 1: we are moving on. She fully isn't robot and she
Speaker 1: got prepped to deal with conflict to come into this.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. There's a giant spider right here. Do
Speaker 1: you don't look to bring it outside? Bring it outside,
Speaker 1: bring it outside. We don't kill spiders and put put
Speaker 1: a glass on it. Put a glass on it, put
Speaker 1: a put a glass on it. But I'm glad. I
Speaker 1: don't know about you, but things are getting so hot
Speaker 1: in here. I think I gotta take your break. Get
Speaker 1: it out, get it out, get it fair away. I'm
Speaker 1: not that's legit. I don't want to see it. Do
Speaker 1: we kill it? As we kill it it? Can we
Speaker 1: kill it? Guys are hey, guys, Hi, guys, we're back.
Speaker 1: I didn't see it. I'm glad I didn't see it.
Speaker 1: You guys can vender spider removal. Usually I would do
Speaker 1: that for free, but without free, Oh my god, Crazy
Speaker 1: and Arn't immediately went on their chairs and you turned
Speaker 1: towards it, almost like like you're in a rap video,
Speaker 1: shaking shaking my leader hose and as shaking my leader.
Speaker 1: That was a legit spider. Should we kill it? It's gone? No,
Speaker 1: it's gone. It was like a maxim photo shoot reaction
Speaker 1: to spider long gone. Nothing to worry about it. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: We could have every view over that, like that's gonna
Speaker 1: did you see it? I don't want to. I don't
Speaker 1: want to talk about it. I don't want to talk
Speaker 1: about it. I don't want to talk about it. I
Speaker 1: don't want to talk about it. Because he's a Bachelor fan.
Speaker 1: He's out. Yeah, he's like he wants to it was
Speaker 1: I don't like that. Guys are back. If there's a
Speaker 1: spider okay, okay, crawled on me? Okay, okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: let it go, okay far Oh my god, we're back.
Speaker 1: We're back, guys. Okay, we're back. Hi, guys, we're back.
Speaker 1: I hope, I hope you're still. That's a good thing.
Speaker 1: It wasn't a snake because I hate snakes. I would
Speaker 1: have passed if I absolutely no problems. I can't say
Speaker 1: the spiders. Okay, spiders, Okay, great, guys are back. So
Speaker 1: then we have should we take a break and keep up?
Speaker 1: He said, actually we should? Should we take a break
Speaker 1: and reset? I feel like you could put a break
Speaker 1: in between. Okay, and we're back, so Tammy, Hi guys,
Speaker 1: we're back. So then Tammy goes, I don't want to
Speaker 1: be involved in this Champagne crisis. Again. She was the
Speaker 1: woman who is you can have the just don't eat
Speaker 1: them into the mic. Um, they're open. You don't want
Speaker 1: the cashoes. You're not a cashoome person. Have adam um okay.
Speaker 1: So then so then we have great reactions. She's she's
Speaker 1: gonna be kept around. You know, she's gonna make it
Speaker 1: to Paradise. Good narrator. And you know that she's gonna
Speaker 1: make it the Paradise because she's a good narrator. And
Speaker 1: she looked at the camera one point like you know
Speaker 1: that she's got angry at Kelly for cheating um Kelsey.
Speaker 1: You know he's also going to go to Paradise and
Speaker 1: they're gonna steal hippagne from her again. She's going to
Speaker 1: get the shot. She's gonna get the porn shot in
Speaker 1: the face again, Yes, in the in the the opening credits,
Speaker 1: that's gonna be her. Yea, all right, it's gonna be
Speaker 1: the porn shot opening credit. You're right, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: let's put five dollars on it. I'm a brain that
Speaker 1: you're right, but I'll take the opposite. But I'm so
Speaker 1: happy for you to give you who was the giant
Speaker 1: Hulk from Paradise Australia. Daniel dancing von Kelsey. That's my couple.
Speaker 1: Oh I love that there not if you guys are
Speaker 1: not in on The Bachelor Patreon Paradise Australia. It's so fun.
Speaker 1: We we are still towards the end of Bachelor Australia.
Speaker 1: We have an astrophysicist. Is great. We have a couple
Speaker 1: more episodes to go, but you can you can catch up, okay,
Speaker 1: so here we go. Um so then they go on
Speaker 1: to group take who got caught? I didn't know any
Speaker 1: of the people that it was like Courtney and then
Speaker 1: Lauren and then Peyton. I've never seen them. Don't you're
Speaker 1: not County Tail Lauras from Dale with the cut ponytail, Glendale, California.
Speaker 1: You with a cute chid to jumpsuit in the cueil.
Speaker 1: I thought she was cool, but I don't know. So
Speaker 1: then we have Carson Kressley. We're on a group date
Speaker 1: with Janice Dickinson and Carson Creshley. Am I supposed to
Speaker 1: know Janice Dickinson? She was she was a supermodel, but
Speaker 1: she was a really mean so she was the really
Speaker 1: mean judge model. But she's harsh. Um. She just says
Speaker 1: it like it is. I used to hear my nails
Speaker 1: at She's got a lot of work done. Yes, So
Speaker 1: they were at the Revolve that fashion show. Revolved you
Speaker 1: should you should be one of our sponsors. I thought
Speaker 1: it was getting them in early. That's I was like impressed.
Speaker 1: Before they go to Paradise. Yeah, like they're like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: since you're going to become a Revolve Instagram model. Is
Speaker 1: that a store that Brendon Smith doesn't know about? Is
Speaker 1: that a real store? On? But is a lot like
Speaker 1: a Manda the mom. She wore a lot of Revolved
Speaker 1: clothes when she went to Paradise. A lot of this
Speaker 1: were like cold shoulder sexy dresses. I looked them up
Speaker 1: last night because their stuff is cute, it's not cheap
Speaker 1: because it's basically a storefront for other brands to also
Speaker 1: sell a lot of their dresses for like four because
Speaker 1: they have like House of Harlow and I hope they
Speaker 1: give us a code become a sponsor and give us
Speaker 1: all discounts because their stuff was cute, but it was
Speaker 1: too pricey. Okay, so we have um Carson Cressley jistic
Speaker 1: as him winner, it gets forty shopping bags. Once I
Speaker 1: looked at the price point, that was a lot of money.
Speaker 1: It's expensive clothes and it was forty bags. Right, smart
Speaker 1: to give it to Hannah And because she's she already
Speaker 1: models for Revolve, which is wait wait wait what she's
Speaker 1: already influence her model Instagram. But yeah, there's like picks
Speaker 1: of her on Twitter. I think people tag this in
Speaker 1: them that were like, hey, look, she's kind of unnecessary
Speaker 1: to give it to her. She probably already has a
Speaker 1: bunch of free clothes. I mean, that's a lot of
Speaker 1: these girls are just like beautiful Instagram models are like,
Speaker 1: so we have Victoria folding in on ourselves. Awkward. I
Speaker 1: don't know what to Sam's overwhelmed. It's like, I'm just
Speaker 1: supposed to put my best fit forward, to be cap
Speaker 1: and just show my she I can't do it. I
Speaker 1: can't do it. I a hot babe supposed to stand out.
Speaker 1: I know, she's so pretty and her eyes are huge.
Speaker 1: She's gonna rock and bod and then she puts on
Speaker 1: like laundry. Yeah, Peter so shy. Peter was like moonwalking,
Speaker 1: which was kind of cute. That's his move. And more
Speaker 1: like after he's like, oh, stick to four, calm down.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about her move though. Victoria. She she came
Speaker 1: to play and when she took off that robe and
Speaker 1: was in a teddy and then like literally pulled him
Speaker 1: up and tongue kissed Huff. He will be thinking about that.
Speaker 1: That will be in the bank. Yeah, that's what her
Speaker 1: in competition because to me, she's not in the competition.
Speaker 1: Was the moment where he's like he's horny, and he's
Speaker 1: he's a super horny guy because last year we had
Speaker 1: Colton who was not super horny, but then we had
Speaker 1: Ari the year before, like he's one of the horny ones.
Speaker 1: So she's kind of a genius. Then she did, she
Speaker 1: planned the whole thing like, oh, I'm so share, I'm
Speaker 1: so shy that, yeah, you gotta attack him. I'm so
Speaker 1: glad I didn't see that. I'm so can I just
Speaker 1: say how glad I I didn't see it. I'm so
Speaker 1: glad I didn't see that spider because I live here.
Speaker 1: I'm really scared. There was a spider in my house
Speaker 1: this morning and I was going to take the dogs
Speaker 1: out and it was like I looked out the window
Speaker 1: and then I like stepped away and there was a
Speaker 1: huge fighter there, and then I went and woke up.
Speaker 1: Anthony was like, and this kill it. Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad Brendon was here. I would have lost mission.
Speaker 1: Were you scared? Brendan Um, I was not over here.
Speaker 1: That's right. You're going to be such a great bachelor
Speaker 1: of silver leg That's right. Exactly one of the group
Speaker 1: dates of spider hunting. Actually, Katy just had avisor reacted.
Speaker 1: I would just be in full dance the whole time.
Speaker 1: The first lady to go into Griffith Park and bring
Speaker 1: me back a coyote puppy that's like Australia. The level
Speaker 1: of dates that he's up there, Ladies, Chop Chop somewhere
Speaker 1: behind the old zoo, go like the first person to
Speaker 1: tag him so we can keep him for research exactly.
Speaker 1: So then she's like, so then it goes down to
Speaker 1: I never thought so. Then we're down to Hannah, Hannah Victoria.
Speaker 1: I never thought I would be rooting for the White
Speaker 1: Lives Matter person like I did not want Hannah andy Win.
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe I was rooting for when she was gonna.
Speaker 1: Of course she was. And the way. She even walked
Speaker 1: on the runway flashing her kidding or like that weird
Speaker 1: like one piece of bathing suits, like with the long
Speaker 1: leg gown like flapping like she just that was an
Speaker 1: aggressive model move. I felt like, is that liked do
Speaker 1: when they hate each other? And then she went back
Speaker 1: for another for another she I humped the camera. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but she knows what she's doing. And then she starts
Speaker 1: crying and she goes, I'm not crying, you are? I
Speaker 1: mean it was just like she starts crying Victoria. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's where I turned on Victoria because if she truly
Speaker 1: it was a humble about the whole thing and nervous
Speaker 1: and shaking, then she'd be like, Wow, I found the
Speaker 1: inner me that was really fund I came in a
Speaker 1: second place. Yes, that was he was. She was everything.
Speaker 1: I'm leaving out of here. But I also get that
Speaker 1: because Hannah is such like it was almost like too
Speaker 1: easy to give it to Hannah. It was so easy
Speaker 1: a model. It was lame to give it to Hannah.
Speaker 1: I wish they gave it to Alexa or something. But
Speaker 1: that's why the the evolved CEO was there, like we
Speaker 1: give this to that girl who's on Instagram. So then
Speaker 1: she goes, I'm done here. I don't want to be here.
Speaker 1: I'm never good enough. I'm over it. I can't um.
Speaker 1: And then they go to some like prop house filled
Speaker 1: with plants, green something. There's also one downtown. What is
Speaker 1: it downtown? I thought downtown the nursery and they also
Speaker 1: do events. There's an expensive nursery, very expensive. It's a
Speaker 1: dirty place. Okay, so they were not I think they were.
Speaker 1: I think it was bigger or something. Okay, yea, so
Speaker 1: tell me what this place is. So it's like they
Speaker 1: if they sell plants and stuff, but they also do
Speaker 1: events there, so like I think you have weddings there,
Speaker 1: parties and stuff like that. It's like a very fancy,
Speaker 1: hip type of it looks nice. It's very like aesthetically
Speaker 1: please it's a it's a millennial nursery they've been away
Speaker 1: from because they've been to that prop house too many
Speaker 1: times in different way, so they have to make not excited.
Speaker 1: So she goes, um, I am never going to be
Speaker 1: the girl who's just sender attention, and then he goes,
Speaker 1: I was very impressed by your walk, meaning I have
Speaker 1: a bone or I've been thinking about it, and she
Speaker 1: was just silence of her staring it. I didn't like
Speaker 1: when he was like, are you okay? She's like I fine.
Speaker 1: It's like why, there's really no point in pretending you're okay,
Speaker 1: Like you look like wrong, and she goes, I don't
Speaker 1: know if I made out for this. This is not
Speaker 1: worth my mental health. It was how did you do
Speaker 1: that cow walk? She was, I just wanted you to see. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's so embarrassing. And then he takes her in the safety.
Speaker 1: I thought he was going to push her against the wall,
Speaker 1: and he takes her in the safety of the back
Speaker 1: of the room where we can also see in the here,
Speaker 1: and he goes, I feel like she was, I feel
Speaker 1: like there's so many girls more cuter and more attention
Speaker 1: than I am. It's so hard for me to be
Speaker 1: confident and seen. And he goes, I know you're not
Speaker 1: like any of the other girls here, and I like that.
Speaker 1: I like that. I don't want you to go. I
Speaker 1: want you to beer. I want to push you because
Speaker 1: the wall and place you on a fookshelf. And then
Speaker 1: he's like, yeah, come here, let's get out of the
Speaker 1: like like you know, let's do some privacy about two
Speaker 1: feet away this room close and then Champagne Hannah and
Speaker 1: tattles and she goes, there's Champagne scandal. She called me
Speaker 1: a beep beep beep. I mean just say, I would
Speaker 1: say if I were her coach, do you never want
Speaker 1: to be that girl? You never want to be that person?
Speaker 1: Thank you, Rob, Thank you your reality TV coach. Thank you.
Speaker 1: As she's the one that said we're moving forward and
Speaker 1: you did not move forward? Good point. What were you
Speaker 1: going to say in the coming attractions? Who does he
Speaker 1: do it? Within the hot tob I thought they said
Speaker 1: Sydney Hot Springs. They said hot Spring. They went to
Speaker 1: Hot Springs and they him and said they had sex.
Speaker 1: I don't know who's saying. They're probably Tammy. You're someone
Speaker 1: who narrates a lot like that. See Sydney is the
Speaker 1: one from Alabama. I gave him. I gave a lot
Speaker 1: to be here. Okay. I love my mom. So then Hannah,
Speaker 1: and he gaves you look gorgeous up in a wedding
Speaker 1: dress and she's like, ha, she was like, I was
Speaker 1: up all night crying. She told me to fuck off.
Speaker 1: I was a bit. She called me a princess. My
Speaker 1: spirit was crushed. I felt bullied, and he goes, I
Speaker 1: don't want to see you heart that. When the second
Speaker 1: she said bullied, that's like it's like a red flag
Speaker 1: of like you can't be a bully's teacher here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not okay. I'm not going to put up with that.
Speaker 1: I really like you, and she goes, I think I
Speaker 1: like you a little bit, and she goes, I'm not
Speaker 1: a champagne stealer. I can't this one. The thing with
Speaker 1: those but she had him in that moment he started
Speaker 1: interrupted him around her finger right, and it was like
Speaker 1: protect me. Kay. There's something about that sort of and
Speaker 1: that it feels yeah, like you were saying like kind
Speaker 1: of like an a a sort of like therapy, like
Speaker 1: I hear you, and I see you, and I acknowledge
Speaker 1: you and I apologize that sort of apology. Like McKenna
Speaker 1: did the same thing, Like she's like, I hear you,
Speaker 1: I see your feelings and I do not want you
Speaker 1: to feel that way. And it's such a weird, like
Speaker 1: generic like how to avoid really the situation at hand
Speaker 1: is to be like I see you, and I smire
Speaker 1: you apologize. Yeah, it's like how you basically deflect the
Speaker 1: drama while trying to seem like you're more mature and
Speaker 1: can handle the issue at hand. But there's an emptiness
Speaker 1: to it, like it's like you're just saying a bunch
Speaker 1: of lines you read on a Q card of how
Speaker 1: to deal with your family member who is starting to
Speaker 1: lose their mind. It's like so generic, it feels so empty,
Speaker 1: and it loses its meaning when you just keep saying
Speaker 1: it over and over again just because you yourself don't
Speaker 1: want to engage in the drama. It's like just acknowledge
Speaker 1: that she's losing her mind and be like unfortunately, like
Speaker 1: we can't talk because you don't believe me, Like instead
Speaker 1: of I see you, I can't believe you just took
Speaker 1: a tarantula out on my face, on the face math
Speaker 1: the paget face. Oh yeah, everyone's all scared. He was
Speaker 1: going to fall through an eyeball. Ann Oh my god. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: we're back. Okay. So then um, he's like, Kelsey, can
Speaker 1: I speak to you for a minute. She's like, and
Speaker 1: he's like, he goes, he I play ar gon um.
Speaker 1: And then and then somebody says, um, you're bullying her.
Speaker 1: She goes, do I not like her? Yeah? And I
Speaker 1: not am I bullying her? No, I have been bullied.
Speaker 1: That is not me. That is not me. She is
Speaker 1: a bitch. She is fake. That is not okay with me.
Speaker 1: I don't like her. She can turn it on, she
Speaker 1: could try and play the victim card. She acts into
Speaker 1: certain way in the house. Second she's around you, I
Speaker 1: have been bullied before. And she was like in the bathroom,
Speaker 1: I am so saying, why does it always have to
Speaker 1: happen at any that's immediately as soon as he pulled away,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh he has he does not have
Speaker 1: the tools to deal actually have this to that point.
Speaker 1: Thank you. His reaction to this whole thing drove me crazy. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm a a loss. I'm confused. I don't know what
Speaker 1: to do. I'm promising everyone at this table when I
Speaker 1: do batch, when I am the Bachelor, like and this
Speaker 1: kind of stuff happens, I'm just gonna go, hey, everyone,
Speaker 1: time out, chill the funk out, and go have a
Speaker 1: podcammy bear, no fighting. If you are, you're gonna be
Speaker 1: in the cot I mean my coyote puppy. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: a dash bus waiting to take you back to the
Speaker 1: w Hotel in Hollywood. Because I'm not going to put
Speaker 1: up with this, yeah, or the hollywoods and if we
Speaker 1: can't afford the w but yeah, the Best Franklin. They
Speaker 1: got a great cafe. They got a great cafe. You
Speaker 1: think best Western? Do you think we're not going? But
Speaker 1: you'll be so happy with the breakfast burrito or that
Speaker 1: weird motel across the street from the Meercana and Glendale,
Speaker 1: or that weird motel with boulevard that has little rooms
Speaker 1: that could be cute, like are they ticky or are
Speaker 1: you going to get bed bugs? The banana bungalow that's
Speaker 1: where you're staying, ladies, Because I'm not put with this,
Speaker 1: don't now. I have to say generally, the bachelors are
Speaker 1: so easy. They're very easily manipulated. Yes, remember calling the
Speaker 1: second somebody would run and tattle that he would go
Speaker 1: they have no game, and they would go right to
Speaker 1: the person and be like, hey, Caitlin, um, you know
Speaker 1: over here they just told me that you Canela just
Speaker 1: told me that you yelled at her. Like they all
Speaker 1: are so easily playing. Brendan is going to go to
Speaker 1: video Village, Yeah, and he's gonna say to the producers,
Speaker 1: let me watch the fucking ta yeahhh, nip this in
Speaker 1: the button. Yeah, because it's annoying. Yeah, it's it feels
Speaker 1: like the more newer, like kind of younger or I
Speaker 1: guess this era of Bachelor's does that more because they're
Speaker 1: more engaged in the drama. But if you remember, like
Speaker 1: back in the day, the dudes would just be like,
Speaker 1: oh okay, and then it would just move on like
Speaker 1: everybody should you guys should I'm trying to find a
Speaker 1: woman of fuck, like, I feel like what he wants
Speaker 1: to do, what he kind of wanted. He was like, oh,
Speaker 1: what a great excuse to get Kelsey off the show
Speaker 1: because I just don't want her here anyway. They made
Speaker 1: him give her a rose stick around one more so
Speaker 1: he's like, great, I'm gonna and so he composed. She
Speaker 1: was like that didn't happen at all, and he's like,
Speaker 1: oh no, don't I think they need her. You know,
Speaker 1: there's gonna be a two on one with Hannah Ann
Speaker 1: and Kelsey, and obviously Hannah's gonna stay. That's why Hannah
Speaker 1: and made a mistake as a reality show mistake. Now
Speaker 1: she's put herself into the two on one kids category.
Speaker 1: Rob Smart analysis, he couldn't. She could have originally gone
Speaker 1: up against she Anne easy, she could have beat out
Speaker 1: she Anne. But I don't know. She was a girl
Speaker 1: who originally was like hey, like I didn't appreciate it,
Speaker 1: and then she was like, hey girl, I totally like
Speaker 1: I'm for it, like she but she Anne was never
Speaker 1: gonna be as big as enough of a player exactly,
Speaker 1: So she has a better chance of two on onet
Speaker 1: ing with she Ane and getting out there. But I
Speaker 1: actually do think Kelsey. I don't know. She's in the
Speaker 1: upcoming preview looking pretty like they're making out, so she's attractive.
Speaker 1: She could be h Okay, I'm going to is going
Speaker 1: to happen halfway through the next episode, So maybe I
Speaker 1: know it took a while to get to the road ceremony.
Speaker 1: I know they're like they've divided it up. Okay, here
Speaker 1: we go. So I'm gonna you, guys, we we got
Speaker 1: we get such great emails, we get such great I'm
Speaker 1: gonna we're gonna do the tweet of the week at
Speaker 1: the very end. But we got on iTunes. You can
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Speaker 1: last week five stars. Uh love it, um it lived.
Speaker 1: It really validates me in a sad way like I
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Speaker 1: all excited. Okay, um, here we go, I'll read it
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Speaker 1: it really no, I feel so seen seen by that review.
Speaker 1: Ye seen. It would be the best if you wrote
Speaker 1: that review for yourself. And you're so down to earth,
Speaker 1: you're so general, you're so genuine, right, yeah, okay, So
Speaker 1: here's that. We got an email. Here's an email from
Speaker 1: Christie Bonet. You can email us at Rose Podcast at
Speaker 1: gmail dot com. Hannah and paint my numbers. So this
Speaker 1: was good. She found on Reddit and thought that we
Speaker 1: would be interested in the scoop. Apparently, Hannah and didn't
Speaker 1: paint the infamous Vagina Mountain landscape, but her high school
Speaker 1: art teacher did, and then she put the vaginas all
Speaker 1: over it. Maybe weird? How crazy? You know? There's nothing
Speaker 1: that makes sense. It's so crazy. Alyssa b Jess from Iowa.
Speaker 1: She emailed us um about a professional clothier explanation. UM,
Speaker 1: I love, love, love your podcast. I've been listening from
Speaker 1: the beginning. It's really no big deal. But since my
Speaker 1: fiance Tyler complained about Jimmy Kimmel making fun of her.
Speaker 1: I felt compelled to tell y'all. So Tyler work for
Speaker 1: Tom James, which is the same company Kelsey worked for.
Speaker 1: And they do call themselves professional clothier's and they do
Speaker 1: sell bespoke suits. They don't have a storefront, so they're
Speaker 1: basically a consultant. There you go. That explains some things.
Speaker 1: And do you think can we have this? She's like,
Speaker 1: you're a sake. Yes, oh my god, yes, you're You're calculated.
Speaker 1: You are fake. You are fake and calculated. All right,
Speaker 1: will you help me pick the tweet of the week,
Speaker 1: and don't forget this Sunday. We are going to be
Speaker 1: in San Francisco. All right, here we come. Tweeted the week.
Speaker 1: There were so many good ones. Cheyenne constant at Tricky
Speaker 1: fire car her our girl, keep your damn special bottles
Speaker 1: with you if it is that big of a deal.
Speaker 1: So true, it's so true. Um a shyant conson at
Speaker 1: Trixie Firecracker. I need to know how Mundane Kelsey's normal
Speaker 1: life is that she decided that The Bachelor would be
Speaker 1: the place to open this prized bottle of champagne. It's like,
Speaker 1: so crazy um, all right, here we go. Uh. This
Speaker 1: is from seth v at Basebone One. Peters talking to
Speaker 1: these women like he just got caught coming back from
Speaker 1: a strip club. Hashtag glitter beer. Um. This is from
Speaker 1: Lauren Jane Johnson at words by l I J. Victoria F.
Speaker 1: I'm just not confident in front of guys who aren't
Speaker 1: white supremacist. This was from Laura Jeane Johnson and words
Speaker 1: by all I J I Guarantee. Peter checked in the
Speaker 1: five women about their first night entrance before he pulled
Speaker 1: out the toy convertible. I'm sorry, what was your thing? Um? Uh?
Speaker 1: Britt Paulson at beer Writt. The bad news is that
Speaker 1: all the sparkles on Peter's jeans are going to draw
Speaker 1: eyes to his Hannah Boner Um okay, um okay, I'll
Speaker 1: do two more. Um. Seth Vad at base Bone one.
Speaker 1: I want to start a store in l A filled
Speaker 1: with old bachelor contestants, rejected lips, boob and button plants
Speaker 1: and call it a revolver like Revolve guys. Um okay. Uh.
Speaker 1: Cindy Loose Screw at Cindy Loose Screw can't hate on
Speaker 1: that signature desk straddle move. It really shows Peter's bonnerability.
Speaker 1: I love they all right, So I'm gonna narrow it
Speaker 1: down to Cindy loose screw at Cindy loose screw can't
Speaker 1: hate on that signature desk scrattle move. It really shows
Speaker 1: Peter's vulnerability. UM and the white supremacist. And then we're
Speaker 1: gonna do number two. Um, Laura Jean Johnson at words
Speaker 1: Belly l I G Victoria F. I'm just not confident
Speaker 1: in front of guys who aren't white supremacists, white supremacists
Speaker 1: or vulnerability white supremacist. I like vulnerability, Okay, okay, wait,
Speaker 1: I'll do I'll do vulnerability, so you get to pay
Speaker 1: vulnerability too. Vulnerability always okay, youse supremacies, Okay, alright, So
Speaker 1: then we're going to say the winner is let me
Speaker 1: say Cindy Louise screw a new one. How Cindy lou
Speaker 1: screw can't hit on that signature desk battle movement really
Speaker 1: shows Peter's vulnerability. And that's just a great words vulnerability
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