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Speaker 1: what kind of upper upper gentry do you live in? Exactly?

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Speaker 1: it's like Willson, How do Scooba is in here eating Maggiano's.

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Speaker 1: I mean, he's a bread ship coach. Maggiana isn't. That's

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Speaker 1: You do you think your brother wants you to tell

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Speaker 1: it's like a boat. That's so interesting cause I went

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Speaker 1: being like and his kids out there. I did like

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00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,399
Speaker 1: his kids. He was dripping sweat and one of his

420
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,960
Speaker 1: kids was wiping his head down drying the sweat off.

421
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:09,119
Speaker 1: I thought it was pretty was putting baby powder. I

422
00:21:09,119 --> 00:21:11,560
Speaker 1: thought he was gonna get pistol, like stop stop, like

423
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:13,679
Speaker 1: cameras around me. But he was just taking it like

424
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:16,760
Speaker 1: a dad, you know, like the daughter was rubbing his

425
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:19,120
Speaker 1: face with a thoul. I will get there. I want

426
00:21:19,119 --> 00:21:20,840
Speaker 1: to give my dad credit because I called him out

427
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,920
Speaker 1: to the pod on Monday and he was like and

428
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:24,439
Speaker 1: we were talking about it. He goes, I'm gonna tell

429
00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:28,040
Speaker 1: you he goes Poles is gonna beat Schwarber. I was like, Dad,

430
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,520
Speaker 1: come on, he goes, No, he can do it for

431
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,040
Speaker 1: one round, but then he won't be able to do

432
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:34,920
Speaker 1: anything else. But no, he still only hit like dirt.

433
00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:36,960
Speaker 1: I mean he even hit very many. Were all cute

434
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,720
Speaker 1: with your little conversations. Put some money with that, with

435
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:42,000
Speaker 1: all your little theories. Put some money down got him.

436
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:45,040
Speaker 1: You guys love chatting like, don't know where the cowboys

437
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:50,280
Speaker 1: are gonna be. I did put money, Hey, kids, I

438
00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:58,320
Speaker 1: bet Willie May he's win's y'all starry, Hey, I think

439
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:01,159
Speaker 1: the American he's gonna win the Star Game. Key. No,

440
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:04,240
Speaker 1: I didn't watch a second. I just don't under watch

441
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:07,040
Speaker 1: one happening. I don't understand you guys talk talking to

442
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,960
Speaker 1: argue in sports when you don't put any money down

443
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:12,440
Speaker 1: on it. Why, Like you guys are so strongly a

444
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:15,640
Speaker 1: strong opinionated on certain things, but you guys argue till

445
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:17,359
Speaker 1: all right, Dad, I'm home. I gotta I gotta stop

446
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:20,000
Speaker 1: the conversation and get in the house. But you won't

447
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:22,199
Speaker 1: put money on. But it's the thing of being right,

448
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:25,439
Speaker 1: and that's what it's always gonna drive everybody. You always

449
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:27,840
Speaker 1: want to be right, and that almost supersedes money. We

450
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:30,120
Speaker 1: had the addition of money, which makes it a little

451
00:22:30,119 --> 00:22:33,720
Speaker 1: bit nicer, but the being right is such a powerful thing.

452
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:35,840
Speaker 1: And I'll hang up unless I'd rather get paid to

453
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:38,280
Speaker 1: be right than think, like in my rock and chair,

454
00:22:38,359 --> 00:22:41,040
Speaker 1: like I showed them I was right, you know what

455
00:22:41,119 --> 00:22:43,359
Speaker 1: I mean, Like I'd rather my bank roll to SHULMP

456
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:46,760
Speaker 1: tell me, hey, you were right, you got paid. Soto

457
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:49,960
Speaker 1: hit more home Soto won the home run derby. You win,

458
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:53,479
Speaker 1: You're right, that's a reward. I mean, j Rod hit

459
00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:58,040
Speaker 1: eighty something home. I mean, who won the home run

460
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:02,800
Speaker 1: derby one? Soto? Well, the way the destructions say, it's

461
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:05,280
Speaker 1: that's those were the rules, and get the structure of

462
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:07,280
Speaker 1: Major League Baseball. It's not the team with the most wins.

463
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:09,080
Speaker 1: It's a team that wins the World Series at the

464
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:15,560
Speaker 1: right time playoff games. That's hit the point. Better hang

465
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,760
Speaker 1: up and listen. I mean the Seattle Mariners a hundred

466
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,520
Speaker 1: and sixteen wins at one. You don't even think they

467
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:21,440
Speaker 1: did anything in the playoffs. Maybe they went to the

468
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:24,680
Speaker 1: World Series. They did It was like the most winning

469
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:26,359
Speaker 1: is team of all the time, and they sucked in

470
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:28,399
Speaker 1: the playoffs. How It's like back in the day the

471
00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:31,280
Speaker 1: Giants in the Braves were in the freaking same division

472
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:33,320
Speaker 1: and they both won over a hundred games, and there

473
00:23:33,359 --> 00:23:35,600
Speaker 1: was no wild card, so the Giants didn't get in

474
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:40,159
Speaker 1: the playoffs. That's that's that's a Rocker story. Well, what

475
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:44,600
Speaker 1: about freaking it was another team basketball base all the Warriors.

476
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,000
Speaker 1: They had the most wins of all time, they didn't

477
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:49,560
Speaker 1: win the title. Also, the Patriots won every game except

478
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:53,480
Speaker 1: for the Super Bowl. Yeah, against the five damn nine

479
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:56,720
Speaker 1: and seven New York Giants, good god, or nine. I

480
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:58,680
Speaker 1: mean I think they were like nine and seven, but

481
00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:00,200
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just made that up. But yeah,

482
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,159
Speaker 1: if you were at j Rod Better, holy crap. I

483
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,280
Speaker 1: mean it was like eight or nine to one. You

484
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:06,879
Speaker 1: thought you had well, I mean the finals it was

485
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:09,840
Speaker 1: minus three hundred. He was a massive favorite against Soto.

486
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:12,800
Speaker 1: Soto starts out, didn't hit a home run for thirty seconds,

487
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:15,840
Speaker 1: and then hit about eleven in ten seconds, and then

488
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:17,720
Speaker 1: he was at like thirty seconds left and all he

489
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,440
Speaker 1: needed was three and then he had overtime. It was

490
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:21,320
Speaker 1: then we go to overtime, then the extra time, then

491
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:26,160
Speaker 1: the double extra time. He needed three in the final minute,

492
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:27,680
Speaker 1: and I was like, that's what did we put We

493
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:30,119
Speaker 1: put thirty on it. Yeah, that's our limit thirty. So

494
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,480
Speaker 1: we had thirty to win a hundred and fifty, I believe.

495
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:34,440
Speaker 1: And I was like, Laura, oh my gosh, he needs

496
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:37,520
Speaker 1: three in a minute, baser and I go, he needs

497
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:40,159
Speaker 1: to He hits one, and obviously ESPN was off of

498
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:41,520
Speaker 1: the counter, and I was like, we won, and then

499
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:45,040
Speaker 1: the counter still said it was exactly the counter so slow,

500
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:48,119
Speaker 1: So stupid thought. The pictures were slow, The counter was

501
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,879
Speaker 1: even slower. The announcers were ten times slower than all that.

502
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,480
Speaker 1: Unless you're a gambler and you were actually following every

503
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:55,359
Speaker 1: home run, what you were watching on the TV was

504
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:59,800
Speaker 1: never accurate because sometimes they look like they're flying out

505
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:02,040
Speaker 1: and then they go back to the batter and you're like, well,

506
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:03,760
Speaker 1: did that get out or not? They wouldn't show. You

507
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:06,280
Speaker 1: have no idea. That's why to tell would judge them

508
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:07,640
Speaker 1: on your own. You can kind of tell which ones

509
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:10,520
Speaker 1: are going out, though, huh some of them. Some of

510
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:12,960
Speaker 1: them just got over the wall. Dude. Those laser beams

511
00:25:13,119 --> 00:25:15,639
Speaker 1: to left and right, and some that Soto hit you

512
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:17,320
Speaker 1: didn't know they were a home run. It was such

513
00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:19,000
Speaker 1: a line drive and it would creep over the right

514
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,359
Speaker 1: field wall. Coach Schwarber would hit and he would be like, man,

515
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:22,840
Speaker 1: that's out of here, and then he'd go right over

516
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:25,920
Speaker 1: second base or due to the final round freaking Julio

517
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,440
Speaker 1: j Rod, you would think it was a home run,

518
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:30,280
Speaker 1: but he lost all his power, so it was was

519
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:32,560
Speaker 1: a massive pop up and then he was like ten

520
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:34,520
Speaker 1: ft short. But we never could tell that because the

521
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:36,760
Speaker 1: cameras all over they don't they make a home run

522
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:39,479
Speaker 1: looks so freaking easy, though they do well. I mean,

523
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:41,919
Speaker 1: they're just like cam Smith. Didn't he make a birdie

524
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:45,200
Speaker 1: looks so easy at one of the toughest golf courses

525
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:46,960
Speaker 1: in the world. We're not supposed to talk about golf,

526
00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:49,760
Speaker 1: and he made a birdie look easy yesterday. Oh my gosh,

527
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,080
Speaker 1: we're not talking about professional golf. Can we talk about

528
00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:56,280
Speaker 1: this about It was beautiful, dude. I dreamed about it

529
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:58,680
Speaker 1: all night. How many deep were you one? I just

530
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:03,879
Speaker 1: had one. It's always fun because I got man, hold on,

531
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,480
Speaker 1: let me start, let me, let me start with stress.

532
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:09,360
Speaker 1: This is why I gotta beer ray normally I don't

533
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:10,920
Speaker 1: drink when I played golf, I didn't know you guys

534
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 1: played the Stress at Ted Roads. It was Nashboro. Yeah,

535
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:19,119
Speaker 1: it's it's don't go there. It's a good course with

536
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,960
Speaker 1: a lot of hits. Don't go there's a tough course. Coach.

537
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:25,520
Speaker 1: So lunch Box says, hey, don't worry. I booked us

538
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:28,640
Speaker 1: a tea tip twelve thirty. Well, I have plenty of time.

539
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:31,760
Speaker 1: We should be done at work by eleven, coach. We

540
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:35,720
Speaker 1: don't get done with work until twelve o'clock. I'm like, dude,

541
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:38,080
Speaker 1: I still have to do videos. I still got other

542
00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:40,240
Speaker 1: I gotta do a commercial like I got. I'm not

543
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:42,960
Speaker 1: gonna make it fine. I'll call him. I'll push it back.

544
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:47,399
Speaker 1: Golf now, Yeah, I got one o'clock. We pushed it

545
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,840
Speaker 1: back one o'clock. I'm like, all right, did, I'll start working.

546
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:52,920
Speaker 1: I'm hammering away, dude. Before you know it, he says,

547
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:54,960
Speaker 1: it takes twenty minutes to get there. Take your time.

548
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:58,160
Speaker 1: I look at the clock. I'm like, it's twenty till.

549
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:01,560
Speaker 1: I'm screw it. I shut my computer. I'm like, I

550
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:04,280
Speaker 1: gotta go, I gotta go. I run out the door. Coach.

551
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:10,080
Speaker 1: The GPS says, twenty five minutes, Well, you're gonna pull

552
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:11,879
Speaker 1: up Pitts. You're at the first hole in your sandals.

553
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:13,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not gonna make it. I'm not gonna

554
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:16,520
Speaker 1: make it, dude. I'm flying, dude. What's that? What color

555
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:23,280
Speaker 1: is that? Is that red light? App coach. I've never

556
00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 1: passed anyone on the turney limb before. Never this one.

557
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:28,800
Speaker 1: Dude is going too slow. I passed him in the turney.

558
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:33,880
Speaker 1: We're talking about the whimper round Keene. Try to yell

559
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,840
Speaker 1: at me. I'm like, not right now, go get a job.

560
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:41,280
Speaker 1: You know what, hit ups freaking go, coach. I cut

561
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:44,159
Speaker 1: four minutes from that GPS time. I get there at

562
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:49,920
Speaker 1: one oh one, wow, and I pull up, slide into

563
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,960
Speaker 1: the parking lot and I part and I see lunch

564
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:57,080
Speaker 1: Box putting his shoes on at his car, Like what

565
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 1: the hell's he doing? Like I need him to hold

566
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:00,760
Speaker 1: the t it's one on one. He should be on

567
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,480
Speaker 1: the tea box and I should be running up and

568
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:04,879
Speaker 1: we should go hit he. I was like, dude, it's

569
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,000
Speaker 1: one on one. He goes, I don't worry to push

570
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 1: it back one ten. We're fine. I'm like you son

571
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:13,400
Speaker 1: of up. I could have got thrown in the slammer

572
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:16,680
Speaker 1: for driving ninety miles per hour, you dumb man. When

573
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:19,800
Speaker 1: I got there, you weren't there. So I went in

574
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:21,320
Speaker 1: there and said, hey, can you let them go in

575
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:24,480
Speaker 1: front of a coach? I mean, I went then, I mean, dude,

576
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:27,760
Speaker 1: you're scheduling this out like it's a freaking comic cons

577
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,359
Speaker 1: So then he texts me, he goes, because because I

578
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,280
Speaker 1: go in and go use the restroom, he texts me,

579
00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:36,919
Speaker 1: he goes, we're cart twenty four. I'm getting food, all right,

580
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,840
Speaker 1: So I load up in cart twenty four. I sit

581
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:40,560
Speaker 1: there for about a minute. At least he didn't get

582
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:44,400
Speaker 1: a subway sub though one time. Get If there was

583
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:46,760
Speaker 1: any harder food to eat, I can't think of it.

584
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 1: It's got to be a subway sub Now he's getting

585
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:52,880
Speaker 1: sacks because the chicken tenders. What happened? So right, I'm

586
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 1: glad you brought that up, because I did put an

587
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 1: online order for my jersey. Mike's right, it's right by

588
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,960
Speaker 1: the core, and so I put it in. It's nothing

589
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 1: easier to eat that a jersey mic on the course, Hey,

590
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:10,880
Speaker 1: let us find everywhere, So I rolled I put in

591
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,840
Speaker 1: my order and it says he'll be ready at twelve

592
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 1: o five pm. Right, So I get there at twelve

593
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:21,920
Speaker 1: fifty five and I walk in and I'm looking. I'm like, man,

594
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,600
Speaker 1: there's no to go order out here. And I look

595
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,720
Speaker 1: and I can see my ticket on the back line

596
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 1: where they do that to go orders. So I'm standing

597
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 1: up by the register and this lady looks at me

598
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 1: and she goes, honey, are you waiting for it to

599
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 1: go order? And I'm like yeah. She goes, it's not

600
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:37,480
Speaker 1: ready and it ain't gonna be ready for a long time.

601
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:44,280
Speaker 1: Damn hell. And I'm like, okay, I already paid for that,

602
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 1: and so there's and there's a line. I'm like, I

603
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:49,360
Speaker 1: ain't got time to waiting line. So I took my

604
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:53,600
Speaker 1: back and chips and left. So so heave, that's what

605
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:55,800
Speaker 1: I don't care about a nine dollar So what what

606
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:58,400
Speaker 1: do you want me to do? Lady, like Johnny cash?

607
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:02,920
Speaker 1: What was I gonna do? I would uh take two

608
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:07,320
Speaker 1: bad bags of chips, okay, and drink and a drink.

609
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 1: I'm taking the sandwich, but I'm taking these chips. Couch.

610
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:16,840
Speaker 1: That's a state. But you take died bags of chips coach.

611
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:21,760
Speaker 1: So he's still very very hungry, right, So he texted

612
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:23,320
Speaker 1: me while I'm in the bathroom, He's like, I'm a

613
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:26,200
Speaker 1: you know, cart twenty four, I'm getting food. I load

614
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 1: up in cart twenty four, put my bag up and

615
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,120
Speaker 1: get my glove, my balls, everything, and put them in

616
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 1: a little slot. Sit there for about a minute, and

617
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:34,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what, if you're still waiting for food,

618
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:36,480
Speaker 1: I'll go get food because oh my gosh, you're guys

619
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:39,920
Speaker 1: the worst, because you know what, I was like, I'm hungry, dude.

620
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:41,960
Speaker 1: You know how many old timers set their watches to

621
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:45,720
Speaker 1: tea times. Yes, yeah, we coach. So I go up

622
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 1: to the restaurant and there's no one in there, just

623
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:52,160
Speaker 1: lunch box waiting at the counter. If you got it

624
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:56,240
Speaker 1: to go order, it ain't happening soon, won't be ready

625
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:58,400
Speaker 1: for a long time. And I go, you're still waiting

626
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 1: for your food. He's like, yeah, he's making it in

627
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:05,120
Speaker 1: the back. What you asked for chicken fried steak? Nope,

628
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 1: I asked for peanut butter and jelly. It's easiest. I

629
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,960
Speaker 1: wanted like a hot ham and cheese. They didn't have that,

630
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 1: and I got it a hamburger. Was gonna got it

631
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 1: a hamburger. I'll take a piece of bread and I'll

632
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:23,760
Speaker 1: butter myself. We're out of that. I mean, it's like okay, right,

633
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:26,240
Speaker 1: all right, coach say, he goes, oh, peanut butter and

634
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:28,120
Speaker 1: jelly sandwich, and I look, it's one of those you

635
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 1: know kitchens where you in the back doors saloon swinging doors,

636
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:34,320
Speaker 1: and you can see in the in the crack and

637
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:40,360
Speaker 1: look back there, and this dude's got one bread and

638
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:45,720
Speaker 1: a knife. He's scooping the peanut butter out. May be

639
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:48,800
Speaker 1: the dumbest am couch. He's scooping the peanut butter like

640
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:53,200
Speaker 1: one scoop. Oh shoot, it fell off the knife. Let

641
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:55,480
Speaker 1: me get more. You get more. And you got a

642
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:57,160
Speaker 1: pile on the on the knife, you know, it's like

643
00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 1: nice and high. Puts it on the bread, spreads it once,

644
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:04,959
Speaker 1: kind of goes back over with the other hurry up,

645
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:09,640
Speaker 1: what are we doing? And jelly. It took him seven

646
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 1: minutes to make two peanut butter and jellies. That's it.

647
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,360
Speaker 1: Seven minutes. Because I thought I would be the easiest

648
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:20,160
Speaker 1: thing to get it took him seven golf course pros.

649
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:22,120
Speaker 1: I don't know what they're good at, but it's definitely

650
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 1: not the cooking. They're definitely not the customer. No, they're

651
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:31,280
Speaker 1: good at wasting time, at being slow, at everything everything.

652
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 1: It's it's unbelievable how they just take their time and

653
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:37,680
Speaker 1: had like no one's in a hurry. They're in a

654
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:40,200
Speaker 1: hurry for you to tee off and keep everything on schedule,

655
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 1: pay to play, pay to play. But when we stop

656
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 1: to get our damn food, guess what they got all

657
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 1: the time in the world. And it's a hierarchy, I believe.

658
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:49,959
Speaker 1: At the golf pro shop, you get once you get

659
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:53,000
Speaker 1: off the lawn. You're no longer mowing, digging, raking sack

660
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:56,880
Speaker 1: and bagging that stuff. Darting. Yes, then you're in the clubhouse.

661
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:58,960
Speaker 1: So guess what. You can frown the whole time you

662
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:01,920
Speaker 1: watch golf negative in America because you don't get to

663
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:04,120
Speaker 1: play golf. Hey, everybody that walks in there and you

664
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 1: kind of give us that look like you know what,

665
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:08,200
Speaker 1: I don't care about your service. My course will run

666
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:12,120
Speaker 1: on its own anyways, Eddie continue, all right, So Lunchbox

667
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 1: is playing great, dude, these thousand dollar lessons he's been

668
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 1: taking coach. I mean, he's a different player. Thank you, Enrique.

669
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 1: I appreciate you grabbing my nuts. His drives, coach, are

670
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:27,080
Speaker 1: going about two hundred and ten yards, Thank you, Enrique.

671
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 1: Ten yards unheard of. I've been playing golf with you

672
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 1: for over ten years, maybe fifteen years. He's hitting the

673
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:41,000
Speaker 1: ball like I've never seen him him before. Par par oh,

674
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 1: I got a bogey, oh birdie putts. I mean, he

675
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 1: is freaking playing like he's been playing golf his whole life.

676
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 1: Just call me a bird and eagle. To be exact,

677
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,760
Speaker 1: I couldn't make a putt to save my life. I mean, dude,

678
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 1: I probably three putted what twelve times? Thirteen times? He

679
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:01,640
Speaker 1: let me hold your hands, but I put We did

680
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:04,520
Speaker 1: have more respect for Rory after he two putted every hole.

681
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:06,000
Speaker 1: We're like, man, come on, dude, you gotta make a

682
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:08,480
Speaker 1: put every once a while. We weren't making any puts though.

683
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:11,320
Speaker 1: Every three put he would say, I'm sorry, Rory. I

684
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:16,360
Speaker 1: apologize every time. My bad Rory. I'm sorry. I didn't coach.

685
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:19,000
Speaker 1: So I'm two strokes back going into the seventeen. Here

686
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:21,359
Speaker 1: here's the truth. He was four strokes back going into

687
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:25,719
Speaker 1: six team. I mean, that's I like starting, but I

688
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:31,880
Speaker 1: triple bogie seventeen. Here's the thing, six triple bogey sixteen

689
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,960
Speaker 1: without a penalty stroke. So I didn't lose a ball.

690
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:37,520
Speaker 1: I didn't lose no, I just it's I got to

691
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:39,840
Speaker 1: the I was a hundred yards from the green and

692
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 1: two shots. It took me three more shots to get

693
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:46,160
Speaker 1: it on the damn green. Oh my god, that's unacceptable.

694
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:49,480
Speaker 1: Oh you're telling me so anyway going into the seventeen,

695
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:53,680
Speaker 1: uh still get make gives me the creeps. I'm two

696
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 1: strokes back and I'm like, dude, I haven't I haven't

697
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:58,840
Speaker 1: told lunch Box dude. I'm I'm glad we can finally

698
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:02,319
Speaker 1: play together and be competitive. This is fun because it's

699
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 1: an actual match. Dude. For the last like ten years,

700
00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 1: it's been brutal. I've been beating Lunchbox by thirty strokes

701
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:09,400
Speaker 1: every freaking rap. Dude. Remember the time when you went

702
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 1: to overtime extra? Yeah, that's fun, right, You remember that

703
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:18,040
Speaker 1: play A nineteen and we felt like everybody was watching

704
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:23,480
Speaker 1: it was just us. That was so I'm two strokes

705
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:26,920
Speaker 1: back in the seventeenth we go it's a par five

706
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:31,719
Speaker 1: dog leg right, I part lunch Box boges it. Oh,

707
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:37,839
Speaker 1: I am after two shots. Hell of a drive, great

708
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:41,520
Speaker 1: second shot, put myself seventy seven yards from the middle

709
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:43,920
Speaker 1: of the green and I go up to it and

710
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:46,560
Speaker 1: I hit it straight right, and I'm like, you've got

711
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 1: to be freaking kidding me. Sice, No, no, no, no, no, no, no,

712
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 1: it was straight. It was straight right, like I don't

713
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:57,680
Speaker 1: know what angled right for no reason, just something with

714
00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:00,360
Speaker 1: my chipping is it happened to my trainer on Monday.

715
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 1: So we bought bogy. Then we go to eighteen eight

716
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:05,560
Speaker 1: bogies at par So. I'm like, all right, eighteen this

717
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 1: is it. I have to rip it. Coach I freaking

718
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:10,120
Speaker 1: I mean, he comes out of his shoes the tightest

719
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:12,600
Speaker 1: grip I've ever had on my driver. Coach, I freaking

720
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:16,800
Speaker 1: swung for the fences, make perfect contact this ball. What

721
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 1: maybe two thirty? Okay, dang Rory. Coach killed it all right,

722
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 1: lunch you're up, Andy. I got the yips about two

723
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:34,440
Speaker 1: fifteen right down the middle, easy, probably two gosh, alright,

724
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,960
Speaker 1: So we pull up the lunch boxes ball. He's got

725
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 1: about a one six shot up for me. Pull out

726
00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:44,280
Speaker 1: the hybrid. He pulled out the hybrid because it's uphill.

727
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 1: It is an uphill, so you're shooting about one eight yes,

728
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:51,759
Speaker 1: and boom, beautiful shot. Crush it. It's just kind of

729
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 1: going to fade into the right A little bit. Hits

730
00:36:54,239 --> 00:36:57,359
Speaker 1: on the fringe. Is there? Water is the water hits

731
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:58,759
Speaker 1: on the fringe on the right side of the green.

732
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:01,759
Speaker 1: Kicks right off the green. Not bad, it's off the green.

733
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:04,839
Speaker 1: About pin high pin high. Alright, let's go to your ball, Eddie,

734
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 1: go to my ball. It's way up there. So we're

735
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:09,800
Speaker 1: in the cart for about another two minutes advantage. Gosh.

736
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:15,239
Speaker 1: I get the range finder. It says about one thirty five.

737
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, man, I've been hitting my class. That's an

738
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 1: eight iron for me. But I've been hitting my club's

739
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:23,719
Speaker 1: just a little week. Screw it. I'm gonna have swing

740
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:26,719
Speaker 1: the drive. The hard drive worked. I'm gonna pull a

741
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:29,279
Speaker 1: nine iron, give it a good solid shot and I'll

742
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:33,880
Speaker 1: get there. Get the nine iron, go back, perfect contact.

743
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:37,480
Speaker 1: The ball flows right on the pin. I mean, if

744
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:40,399
Speaker 1: it was the PGA Tour or Live, the tracker would

745
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:41,920
Speaker 1: look like I was going right on. They don't have

746
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 1: the tracker on live. They will it lands. It's gonna

747
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:47,799
Speaker 1: leave the PGA Tour for Live now. It's been coming soon.

748
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:53,279
Speaker 1: What's our boys, man? Uh, jim nance flar No no, no,

749
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:56,919
Speaker 1: boy that works with the track man. Oh, Patrick, it's

750
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:59,960
Speaker 1: going to live. So anyway, okay, coach for the inside Joe,

751
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:03,040
Speaker 1: did nobody understand? Sorry, that's what we're reaching for. So

752
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 1: my ball of the green, it's on the fringe, probably

753
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 1: about ten yards ten ft away from the whole. Okay,

754
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:14,439
Speaker 1: so advantage. Gosh, yes, lunch Box goes up to his ball,

755
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,799
Speaker 1: he chips it. Oh, it's a great line, dude, going

756
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,440
Speaker 1: right for the pin. He going for Birdie. He's going

757
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:23,080
Speaker 1: for bird with a chip. And then it slows down.

758
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:26,640
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, hard hard it starts. It starts falling

759
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:32,400
Speaker 1: down hard. You didn't see this the no no, no, no, no, no, no,

760
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:35,439
Speaker 1: no no, it's just the the green slopes that way

761
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:38,680
Speaker 1: and it just I mean, I'm this ball lands in

762
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:42,279
Speaker 1: the front of the green. He's probably about four feet

763
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:44,759
Speaker 1: away from the pin. Not good. And the pud is

764
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:48,759
Speaker 1: gonna be a herdbreaker. Left, it's hardbreaker. So I look

765
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,840
Speaker 1: at mine. I'm like, man, I've got about two ft

766
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:53,880
Speaker 1: of fringe. Should I chip it or should I put it?

767
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:59,440
Speaker 1: You gotta put I chipped it. So I go practice

768
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:03,719
Speaker 1: a little chip. What are you swinging the sixty six?

769
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:07,440
Speaker 1: And then a guy the other day with eight? Did you?

770
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:16,080
Speaker 1: They're right? They're right, So I go back chip it

771
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 1: in the whole. Let's go. I threw my club up.

772
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:30,319
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's how you win. That's how you win.

773
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:32,959
Speaker 1: Where do you think one subto got that back flip

774
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:36,520
Speaker 1: from cut? So because you made that though, he could

775
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:40,239
Speaker 1: have tied if he drained this. Alright, lunch take it away.

776
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:44,040
Speaker 1: So I mean Eddie's celebrating like he's one cut coach. Coach,

777
00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:47,360
Speaker 1: lunch box goes up. He does the walk, he stands

778
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:50,440
Speaker 1: over a shame, I've seen it. He stands. He's lying. No,

779
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:53,680
Speaker 1: he's lying. He passes his ball, stands between the hole

780
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:58,080
Speaker 1: and the ball, speed, stands over it, leans a little left,

781
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:01,920
Speaker 1: it's a little right. He backs up. He puts the

782
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:04,600
Speaker 1: club up right in front of his face. Hit the

783
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 1: damn ball. I marked it again. Pick it up? Hey,

784
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,320
Speaker 1: he marked it through the ball at me. I'm like,

785
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:18,280
Speaker 1: put it back down? Did you like? His caddy looked

786
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:22,000
Speaker 1: at it. I have fourteen footer that's makeable. It's gonna

787
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:25,600
Speaker 1: be a heartbreaker. Left, bring the club back my putter

788
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:27,880
Speaker 1: that is bent big time. I mean you've had it

789
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:30,759
Speaker 1: for eighty years. Yeah, it's my first putter when I

790
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:33,960
Speaker 1: turned sixteen. You need a camera like speed Has and

791
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:41,759
Speaker 1: Scotty Cameron. Yeah, pull it back. It's going right for

792
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:44,440
Speaker 1: the whole It's going in. It's going in. It's going in.

793
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 1: Gets about four inches from the cup, it starts going left,

794
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:56,719
Speaker 1: misses my two inches. Wow, what a Finnish guys at Nashborough.

795
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:59,959
Speaker 1: Zero fans were treated at that ending? Oh yeah, zero fans,

796
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:05,080
Speaker 1: zero dude. I thought about that all day yesterday. It

797
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:07,640
Speaker 1: was unbelievable. That was a great come from behind because

798
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:09,520
Speaker 1: he was up four and you closed in and he

799
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:12,839
Speaker 1: ended up beating him in regulations. And that's what I'm saying.

800
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:15,320
Speaker 1: What's so much fun is it's not like, uh he

801
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:17,800
Speaker 1: tripled Bog and Bogie and I want like, no, this

802
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:22,560
Speaker 1: was a little bit dog fight. God, it was its

803
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:24,719
Speaker 1: great dude. I know my stories don't matter to you

804
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:28,040
Speaker 1: guys because because by yourself, no, you don't know the people.

805
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:30,000
Speaker 1: But I played with Justin. Where did we play at

806
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:33,799
Speaker 1: high friend? I've been friends with Justin for two years,

807
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:36,760
Speaker 1: But where's the one that Justin Leonard up in the woods.

808
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:39,480
Speaker 1: There's the park and you go through Bell Mead. What's

809
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:43,240
Speaker 1: that one called. Yeah, we went there on a Friday,

810
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:45,880
Speaker 1: a random We just did nine holes. They put us

811
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:48,480
Speaker 1: with some random guy from Google. He was like an executive.

812
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 1: You went to Harpeth Hills of course, or the Harpeth

813
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:56,680
Speaker 1: Valley like a little We did the hills. That's okay,

814
00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 1: And so I started out hot. I mean I'm going

815
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:02,160
Speaker 1: par I believe I went par par on the back nine.

816
00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:04,279
Speaker 1: So you know the first hole, you gotta cut it.

817
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:07,239
Speaker 1: You gotta cut it, yeah, because there's those trees there,

818
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:08,759
Speaker 1: and I cut it through the trees, and so I

819
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:10,879
Speaker 1: had a second shot to get it on the green

820
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:13,279
Speaker 1: for a part for a birdie put and I missed

821
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:15,920
Speaker 1: the birdie and got a par Yeah. Any they flipped

822
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,160
Speaker 1: it where the number ten is that one that's dog

823
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:21,560
Speaker 1: like left? Okay? So yeah, there's a big trees. I

824
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:24,040
Speaker 1: started hot. Okay, But what my point is this, that's

825
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:25,880
Speaker 1: awesome that you guys are going do this. When was

826
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:29,399
Speaker 1: this last Friday? Okay? But my point is this, it's

827
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:31,640
Speaker 1: awesome that you guys are going neck and neck because

828
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:34,279
Speaker 1: me and my buddy it's been about two months straight.

829
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:36,399
Speaker 1: Now I beat him every time. But this last hole,

830
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:39,320
Speaker 1: this last time we went out, we go to that one. Okay,

831
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 1: I started out hot, I'm already head up by two

832
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 1: or three. Well, then apparently I just let the ultras

833
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:46,560
Speaker 1: get to my head because I was in no man's land.

834
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 1: I was five back, six back, seven back. It gets

835
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:54,080
Speaker 1: to the final hole and he's up by one. I

836
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:57,000
Speaker 1: par he triple bogies and I win. But the point

837
00:42:57,160 --> 00:43:00,959
Speaker 1: is this, the fact that you guys are now competitive again.

838
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 1: That's a good feeling. Because I don't have that with Justin.

839
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:06,120
Speaker 1: I almost need to start going with somebody else. Wait, wait, wait,

840
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:07,719
Speaker 1: before you go on, it is Justin okay with you

841
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:10,839
Speaker 1: tell this. Yes, he's fine, but he's even he's even

842
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,680
Speaker 1: started saying. He's like, you know, we can't go to

843
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:14,879
Speaker 1: a cave anymore. Oh you beat me at my home

844
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:17,600
Speaker 1: course because his home course is hard. So so that's

845
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:19,719
Speaker 1: the thing. Once you advance past one of your friends,

846
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 1: then it's time to make a new golf friend. And

847
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:24,360
Speaker 1: that's what I'm looking for. Somebody that's my level. This

848
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:26,080
Speaker 1: is what happened with you in South Beach. Coach, No

849
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:28,359
Speaker 1: stick with him. That's what I'm saying that, and that's

850
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:30,239
Speaker 1: the point of my story, is that I stuck with

851
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:32,920
Speaker 1: lunch Box for years. He gave up on me for

852
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:34,879
Speaker 1: a little There were a couple of spells in there

853
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 1: where we didn't play as much. Yeah, he gave up

854
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:38,360
Speaker 1: on me a little bit. That's when I kind of

855
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 1: started playing with some of these other you know, like

856
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:43,839
Speaker 1: that got George. That's okay, But but coach, Coach stick

857
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:46,200
Speaker 1: with him because look at lunch Box. He got so much.

858
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:49,239
Speaker 1: He started spending thousands of dollars on lessons. He's a

859
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:52,120
Speaker 1: different player now. But yeah, Justin got the final hole.

860
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:54,040
Speaker 1: He got so excited because he was about to win,

861
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 1: and he triples and I hit a great drive, an

862
00:43:57,719 --> 00:44:00,960
Speaker 1: amazing second shot. I had a birdie. Oh it was

863
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:03,440
Speaker 1: a crappy second shot. I had to go through the trees,

864
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:05,880
Speaker 1: then a third shot onto the green in an amazing

865
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 1: put to get a part, and he tripled. I beat

866
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:10,400
Speaker 1: him by ten. But what it showed was when it

867
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:12,399
Speaker 1: push comes to shove, when the red lights on, I'm

868
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:16,040
Speaker 1: gonna win. Even though I got drunk for four straight holes, guys,

869
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:17,799
Speaker 1: I put picked it back up. I knew I needed

870
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:19,799
Speaker 1: to be clutching them. I mean what a swing ray

871
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 1: got down by seven strokes had to being up by

872
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:31,560
Speaker 1: three strokes and one by two strokes all in nine holes. Suck, guys,

873
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:32,920
Speaker 1: I don't know if you're able to do the math.

874
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 1: That's the side. It's a bad golf friend. You guys

875
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:41,120
Speaker 1: do a triple max all the strokes? Did you thought

876
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:43,320
Speaker 1: we were fine? No, we do a triple max. We

877
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:45,360
Speaker 1: cap it, but I mean rarely you got to use it.

878
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:49,600
Speaker 1: But the dude, the Google guy, you don't think it.

879
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:52,040
Speaker 1: Rarely use it? My ask, all right, we use it

880
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:54,560
Speaker 1: a little bit, a little bit. The Google guy. He

881
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:56,560
Speaker 1: had all the equipment. You know how Eddie, you have

882
00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:59,440
Speaker 1: a push cart. Well his was motorized. His had like

883
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:01,600
Speaker 1: a little radar thing on it, and he had a

884
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:03,759
Speaker 1: remote control. And then he had a chair on his

885
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:06,320
Speaker 1: where he Yeah, a chair would pull out of his

886
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:08,320
Speaker 1: cart and he would be able to sit at holes.

887
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:10,440
Speaker 1: And then he had a range finder that was just

888
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:12,880
Speaker 1: built into the whatever it's called the push cart, but

889
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:14,560
Speaker 1: it would just go on its own. It had to

890
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:16,960
Speaker 1: have been a five thousand dollar car. Yet he had

891
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,360
Speaker 1: all the money invested in his clubs, the perfect balls.

892
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 1: He's offering me. He's like no, He's like, do you

893
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:23,960
Speaker 1: have a little ball marker? And I don't know. Did

894
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 1: I just use a t He had these amazing ball markers.

895
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:29,839
Speaker 1: He had everything, but he didn't have a golf game.

896
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:35,520
Speaker 1: It was so money can't can't buy you friends. Because

897
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:38,239
Speaker 1: he was a single and money can't buy you, he

898
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:40,680
Speaker 1: had to join with us and he was terrible at golf.

899
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 1: I was like, man, this life is crazy. So nice,

900
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:47,320
Speaker 1: nicest guy ever, Like yeah, I mean Justin was a

901
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:49,040
Speaker 1: little worried because we have a rule where we do

902
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:52,480
Speaker 1: one mulligan and nine, and Justin he's like, very professional.

903
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:54,800
Speaker 1: He works at bandy. He's like, sir, are you okay

904
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:57,000
Speaker 1: with us using one mulligan per nine? The guys like yeah,

905
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,840
Speaker 1: I don't care what he don't ever come to me

906
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:02,279
Speaker 1: whenever to come to me like that again. But yeah,

907
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:06,520
Speaker 1: you asked him for permission because because we felt at

908
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:08,279
Speaker 1: first we thought the dude was about to be on

909
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:10,320
Speaker 1: the Senior Tour. We thought he was a professional golf.

910
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:12,880
Speaker 1: He faked it good for one hole, but then after that,

911
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:15,200
Speaker 1: I mean, the dude couldn't hit it ten feet. I've

912
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:18,600
Speaker 1: never seen it. The yips came from the chipping range,

913
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:21,360
Speaker 1: from the driving from he was good at driving, but

914
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:24,719
Speaker 1: he's playing from the yellows. So yeah, so, I mean

915
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:27,360
Speaker 1: he never had to play with a tree handicap. But

916
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:31,880
Speaker 1: he's older, older, but he so he never had to

917
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:33,919
Speaker 1: deal with trees because the yellows were already in front

918
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:37,080
Speaker 1: of the trees, so obstacles were always cleared out for him.

919
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:39,319
Speaker 1: But dude, his putting, I mean he'd get on the green.

920
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 1: So you're saying he wouldn't do good at Holy moly.

921
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:43,840
Speaker 1: He Hey, he wasn't just one of those two putts

922
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:45,759
Speaker 1: on the green. One of the putts would always leave

923
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:47,560
Speaker 1: the green, didn't have to get back on the green.

924
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:49,520
Speaker 1: I was like, I told him. I was like, dude,

925
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:52,080
Speaker 1: at that man, he apparently lives in a mansion. I

926
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:53,719
Speaker 1: was like, dude, at the mansion, you gotta get your

927
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:55,399
Speaker 1: old lady to let you put up a little fake

928
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:59,239
Speaker 1: putting greens. You can work on that. Yeah, I was

929
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:04,920
Speaker 1: jacking with him. Well, I played with a guy with

930
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:06,920
Speaker 1: one leg and he didn't he even hit from the

931
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:10,640
Speaker 1: white teeth. Holy hell, was it handled? No? He did

932
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 1: he have a prosthetic. Yeah, he had a stick. It

933
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:15,239
Speaker 1: was like a stick leg okay, So he didn't. But

934
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:16,839
Speaker 1: when you were saying one leg, I was like, man,

935
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:18,800
Speaker 1: he's hopping around on one leg. Coach. He had a

936
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:21,560
Speaker 1: pole for a leg and it was on a shoe

937
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:28,160
Speaker 1: was on the pole the face and he in his

938
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:31,520
Speaker 1: club It was he couldn't bend over because the leg

939
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:34,400
Speaker 1: just didn't hold up. Did you help him? No? He

940
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 1: had on it in the back of his clubs. He

941
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:42,960
Speaker 1: had this contraption that looked like a claw and uh

942
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:45,400
Speaker 1: like some kind of like money clip on it and

943
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:47,839
Speaker 1: he would put the ball. He would on the money clip,

944
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:50,239
Speaker 1: he would put the t and in the claw he

945
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:52,959
Speaker 1: would put the ball and he would stick the tea

946
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:55,960
Speaker 1: into the ground and they hit a button and the

947
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,080
Speaker 1: ball would release and leave it on the tea. It

948
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:01,879
Speaker 1: was unbelievable. Did I knowledgy they have? He never had

949
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:03,560
Speaker 1: to bend over to put a t to put the

950
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 1: ball on the t. So did you get the ball

951
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:07,200
Speaker 1: out of the hole for him? Did you have a

952
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:12,200
Speaker 1: little And he would grab the ball take it out

953
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:16,640
Speaker 1: of the hole. It was unbelievable. You learned about people

954
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:18,440
Speaker 1: from all walks of life on the course, even if

955
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:21,799
Speaker 1: you don't like golf, and you learn new technology. I mean,

956
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 1: I had no idea they had some of these rinky

957
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 1: deank things that can end up trap contraptions and crash.

958
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 1: You know, we need Why did we not have a

959
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:31,279
Speaker 1: ball retriever so like when we hit in the water,

960
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 1: why do we not carry one of those those o

961
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:37,759
Speaker 1: the retired people? All people have almost hit a guy once.

962
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:39,520
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, I'm so sorry. I didn't even

963
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 1: see you down there. He's like, nope, it was on me.

964
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:43,719
Speaker 1: I'm not even golfing. I'm just collecting balls. I was

965
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:47,480
Speaker 1: like the last time and and I played over there

966
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:50,520
Speaker 1: the roads. We're about the tea off on one hole

967
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:52,879
Speaker 1: and the guys are fishing and we're like hey man,

968
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:54,800
Speaker 1: and he goes okay, and he just ducked down. I'm like, no, no,

969
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:57,440
Speaker 1: you might want to move like he laid down flat,

970
00:48:57,719 --> 00:49:00,200
Speaker 1: Like no, get that out of the way, dude. Oh

971
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:05,320
Speaker 1: he was just fishing. I had a nightmare start the

972
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:07,200
Speaker 1: other time. You guys weren't with me at m cabe

973
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 1: first hole on back nine. Uh. You know how you

974
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:12,200
Speaker 1: can if you pull it past the trees, you can.

975
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:14,960
Speaker 1: There's other carts over there. I drilled the facade of

976
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:17,839
Speaker 1: the guy's cart I just about killed a man. Yeah,

977
00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:19,800
Speaker 1: that's when you know you're not scoring this one. I

978
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:22,319
Speaker 1: was like, guys, I'm so sorry. He's like, well, nobody's hurt.

979
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:23,839
Speaker 1: But it hit the very front of our golf cart.

980
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:26,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, I know I heard it from the t box. Sorry, guys.

981
00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:28,839
Speaker 1: And then that's when I threw away the score card.

982
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:31,400
Speaker 1: We're not going to score today. Good god, that was

983
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:37,920
Speaker 1: a nightmare. Start. Eddie hit a house yesterday, coach, but

984
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:41,319
Speaker 1: it was just the house to knock on the front door.

985
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:43,040
Speaker 1: I don't even think they heard it, but I do

986
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:45,439
Speaker 1: like that Eddie played from their backyard like he still

987
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:48,160
Speaker 1: hit the ball. Hell yeah, I did. You gotta get

988
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:51,120
Speaker 1: it past. Like you can't play from somebody's backyard. It

989
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 1: was like it was like a town house and in

990
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:57,120
Speaker 1: his um club was touching their house when he hit.

991
00:49:57,160 --> 00:50:01,680
Speaker 1: Pretty much, dude, it's funny you bring that up because

992
00:50:01,719 --> 00:50:04,440
Speaker 1: justin we were at what was it, what's legacy legacy

993
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:08,680
Speaker 1: that one? Yeah, no, legacy, that's where brother lives. It

994
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:13,880
Speaker 1: was twelve stones, okay, twelve stones. He's in the ladies backyard.

995
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:16,319
Speaker 1: The lady comes out of her house and that you're

996
00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:18,680
Speaker 1: not gonna hit that are you. And I'm like, oh

997
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:21,640
Speaker 1: my gosh, Jay, definitely get that on the other side

998
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:23,279
Speaker 1: of the white line or red or whatever the line

999
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:26,400
Speaker 1: tiller was. He was going from the backyard folks. Oh

1000
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:28,520
Speaker 1: my buddy Chris when we're in college, he I mean

1001
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:32,600
Speaker 1: nailed the house. Boom, like nailed it. We're like we're

1002
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:35,319
Speaker 1: driving up, Oh my gosh, and we're like, oh boy,

1003
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:37,319
Speaker 1: and the guy comes out and goes, hey man, here's

1004
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:40,759
Speaker 1: your ball. Throw it back to him. Thanks. We thought

1005
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:43,480
Speaker 1: he was coming out to be all pied, still awkward

1006
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:45,600
Speaker 1: as hell, but he was just like, hey man, here's

1007
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:47,279
Speaker 1: your ball, and gave it to him. You know, like

1008
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:49,320
Speaker 1: usually you're thinking, oh, he's gonna come out here and

1009
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:51,600
Speaker 1: be mad. So like when I broke the window in college,

1010
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:53,399
Speaker 1: I was playing I used to have a really bad

1011
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:55,640
Speaker 1: slice and I was on the left side and I

1012
00:50:56,080 --> 00:51:02,839
Speaker 1: took my three wood out boom straight the window, shout

1013
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:05,640
Speaker 1: out to the back door. Oh god. And this kid

1014
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 1: comes out and he's like, I called my mom and

1015
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:09,800
Speaker 1: dad and they want me to get your phone number

1016
00:51:10,239 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 1: and your name. I was like, yeah, okay, cool, it's

1017
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:19,480
Speaker 1: nine nine nine, hot bods. I mean, I was like,

1018
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:21,839
Speaker 1: you got that number? Anytime you want whatever. I'm out.

1019
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:24,680
Speaker 1: I don't get a real numbers, coach, that's crazy, Like,

1020
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:26,719
Speaker 1: why would I give a real number because you broke

1021
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:29,600
Speaker 1: their window? The doors they live on a golf course. Yeah,

1022
00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:32,680
Speaker 1: my cousin lives on a golf course on Legacy, the

1023
00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:36,879
Speaker 1: one where people try to cut it. Yeah. And he said, dude,

1024
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:39,120
Speaker 1: he has buckets of golf balls in his backyard. He's

1025
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:40,960
Speaker 1: had a couple of people hit his house, break windows,

1026
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:43,040
Speaker 1: but I'm telling you he has. Dude, he goes. If

1027
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:45,879
Speaker 1: you ever need any balls, I got tons every every

1028
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:48,640
Speaker 1: brand you can think of. Soft I found you a

1029
00:51:48,719 --> 00:51:54,000
Speaker 1: Kirkland ball yesterday, Oh, coach, Kirkland ball, got Kirkland Kirkland glove.

1030
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:57,160
Speaker 1: Thank you. This has nothing to do with breaking windows. Boys.

1031
00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:59,480
Speaker 1: But one time I was playing with a guy and

1032
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:02,640
Speaker 1: we're not supposed talking about golf. We've talked about golf

1033
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:04,640
Speaker 1: in the last twenty minute, but listen, maybe we turned

1034
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:06,400
Speaker 1: this into a golf podcast. I had to take a

1035
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:09,200
Speaker 1: piss and so he was hitting in and I was like,

1036
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:13,520
Speaker 1: I'm the go here by this tree. Who wha wha

1037
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:15,319
Speaker 1: hey do hey what wall hey do dude, don't don't

1038
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:18,239
Speaker 1: don't don't don't piss there. What do you mean, I

1039
00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:20,360
Speaker 1: don't know. Just just just wait till we see a bathroom.

1040
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:22,719
Speaker 1: I've already got it out. I'm like, we're in a

1041
00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:24,680
Speaker 1: golf course, dude. He's like, no, man, last time I

1042
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:27,680
Speaker 1: played with his dude, it's crazy. Man. Like, he took

1043
00:52:27,719 --> 00:52:31,240
Speaker 1: a piss and this little girl was in the backyard

1044
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:33,040
Speaker 1: and the parents saw him taking a piss, and they

1045
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:38,959
Speaker 1: called the cops on him. He not arrested. All the indecency. Well,

1046
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:44,160
Speaker 1: I'm never draining my lizard, he said. He went to jail. No, yes,

1047
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:45,640
Speaker 1: I could put his clubs in the back of the

1048
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:54,479
Speaker 1: cop car. He turned his scorecard. They booked him. Here's

1049
00:52:54,520 --> 00:53:04,879
Speaker 1: my possessions. Ah that crazy. Wow, man, I've always thought

1050
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:08,000
Speaker 1: about that, but I was like, no, nobody will report you. Yeah,

1051
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:10,480
Speaker 1: this case they did. I mean a McCabe. The only

1052
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:12,279
Speaker 1: person who get to see is one of the runner chicks.

1053
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:14,920
Speaker 1: That's all you need. Well, I mean, what you can

1054
00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:19,080
Speaker 1: identify you by your doing? It was. It was small,

1055
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:25,800
Speaker 1: no more than two inches, didn't that much movement to it.

1056
00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:31,399
Speaker 1: A week stream it dog leg left. You're talking about

1057
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:34,960
Speaker 1: the whole already dark. We had some baldness. No, no,

1058
00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:39,839
Speaker 1: on top of his head. Alright, alright, let's go home.

1059
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:46,080
Speaker 1: Hey man, that Green Team tonight doing the podcast Green

1060
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:48,040
Speaker 1: Team Tonight. We're going for our first win of the season.

1061
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:50,319
Speaker 1: We're oh in three, we're at. Tell everyone we're at

1062
00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:53,719
Speaker 1: so they can go. Uh Douglas Park. We've been outscored

1063
00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:58,480
Speaker 1: on the season nineteen to one eight o'clock. Uh six fifteen.

1064
00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:01,759
Speaker 1: Oh that's really good. Yeah, but we've given up nineteen goals.

1065
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:04,160
Speaker 1: We scored one. So let's um try to get that

1066
00:54:04,239 --> 00:54:07,480
Speaker 1: win tonight. Coach, good luck with that. Give me a minute.

1067
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:11,239
Speaker 1: I didn't bring this up last podcast. I would like

1068
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:14,719
Speaker 1: to thank the Sword Losers Nation. Chris in Vegas put

1069
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:17,160
Speaker 1: up a post to help boomer boomers going to the

1070
00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:20,960
Speaker 1: state championship. And let me say that it's in the state.

1071
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:23,120
Speaker 1: So it's in the same state, so there's no state

1072
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:26,560
Speaker 1: there's no flights. But how is it so expensive? Why

1073
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:28,400
Speaker 1: why are we donating so much money for him to

1074
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:33,839
Speaker 1: drive somewhere? As I'm asking the same question, Um, but yeah,

1075
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:37,000
Speaker 1: there's hotel, there's steak dinners, there's hot tubs for boomer

1076
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:39,879
Speaker 1: I guess I don't know, but the Sword Losers Nation

1077
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,839
Speaker 1: is donated way too much money. Boomer is gonna win

1078
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:47,880
Speaker 1: the damn tournament because he's eating all. I'm from Travis Burlison.

1079
00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:49,719
Speaker 1: You guys are playing the number one team in the state.

1080
00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:52,760
Speaker 1: I don't know how this Travis Burlison guy knows everything

1081
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:56,080
Speaker 1: about Little League baseball. I mean, we might want to

1082
00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:58,040
Speaker 1: check the concern. Wait does he know that? Is that

1083
00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:00,440
Speaker 1: the first game or is that later on? Will tell you.

1084
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:02,080
Speaker 1: I will go to the post and I will tell

1085
00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:03,480
Speaker 1: you what he said. But he was like, dude, it's

1086
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:04,799
Speaker 1: like you're playing the number one team in the state.

1087
00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:06,440
Speaker 1: They have this guy, this guy, this guy, and I'm like,

1088
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:08,400
Speaker 1: what is he talking? Yeah, if it's that team out

1089
00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:10,920
Speaker 1: of Detroit, watch out. I think they got Prince Fielder

1090
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:13,319
Speaker 1: junior junior because that guy can hit the ship out

1091
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:17,440
Speaker 1: of j junior. Hey, coach, coach uh, is there any

1092
00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:19,719
Speaker 1: way we can get a Sore Losers Nation patch on

1093
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:24,800
Speaker 1: the uniforms since they sponsored the trip no joke. I

1094
00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:27,319
Speaker 1: I was feeling guilty about it. I was like, Chris, Chris,

1095
00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:29,759
Speaker 1: we need to shut down this fundraiser. You guys have

1096
00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:31,879
Speaker 1: raised way too much, But seriously, thank you. It helps

1097
00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:35,960
Speaker 1: Boomer the family that's so cool that they did that. Yeah,

1098
00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:38,480
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, otherwise Boomer weren't able to drive

1099
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:41,440
Speaker 1: himself and guys. So much money was raised the whole team.

1100
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:43,000
Speaker 1: They're gonna be able to drink the whole first night,

1101
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:46,840
Speaker 1: those kids are gonna getting twenty four packs of Keystone

1102
00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:50,880
Speaker 1: Light Baby for them. Hear us from Travis Burlison. Taylor

1103
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:53,359
Speaker 1: North is going to be a tough team to beat.

1104
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:56,440
Speaker 1: Heard they have the top five kids from last year's

1105
00:55:56,440 --> 00:56:01,279
Speaker 1: Little League World Series championship team on their good luck Boomer, Uh,

1106
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:03,359
Speaker 1: maybe we need to take that money back. Guys, don't

1107
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:08,400
Speaker 1: even go down. Yeah, really, five he has They have

1108
00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:10,439
Speaker 1: the top five kids from the Little League World Season

1109
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:12,719
Speaker 1: very serious championship team. I don't know how he knows that.

1110
00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:16,520
Speaker 1: That's very weird. Taylor North was in the l WS.

1111
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:21,160
Speaker 1: The Michigan team was from Taylor North to Taylor North.

1112
00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:23,200
Speaker 1: That's who they play. I guess first game, I tell

1113
00:56:23,239 --> 00:56:26,160
Speaker 1: Boomer instead of going and getting his asket, go on vacation, man, coach.

1114
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:29,920
Speaker 1: Can we watch some TV? I wish? Uh? Can your

1115
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:32,279
Speaker 1: sister streets She's done it before in the past. It's

1116
00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:34,120
Speaker 1: on Saturday. I'm gonna be at the boat party, but

1117
00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:37,880
Speaker 1: hopefully next week or something, maybe she'll stream it on Saturday.

1118
00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:40,640
Speaker 1: She'll put a link on the Facebook Sore Losers Nation

1119
00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:45,320
Speaker 1: Facebook and shout out to Kevin Pollitz coaches. I'm currently

1120
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:48,200
Speaker 1: on a cross country continent or cross continent trip through

1121
00:56:48,239 --> 00:56:51,440
Speaker 1: South America, and I've gotten to say things because these

1122
00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:54,080
Speaker 1: long bus rides are really a lot more fun with

1123
00:56:54,239 --> 00:56:56,520
Speaker 1: the sore Losers. I stopped listening a couple of months

1124
00:56:56,560 --> 00:56:59,359
Speaker 1: ago just to prepare for this trip, and now I'm

1125
00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:01,879
Speaker 1: listening to all the old podcast on these bus rides.

1126
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:04,200
Speaker 1: Anyone to know why he's on this bus ride? This

1127
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:08,799
Speaker 1: is very interesting. I found missionary. No like that. Backstory.

1128
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:11,400
Speaker 1: I met a dude in Mexico City a couple of

1129
00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:15,000
Speaker 1: months ago, Michael. I love him. They became friends. He

1130
00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:17,480
Speaker 1: was heading back to his hometown in Brazil and asked

1131
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:19,560
Speaker 1: if I wanted to go along. You want to come

1132
00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:21,840
Speaker 1: with me? And so I jumped on a bus and

1133
00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:25,520
Speaker 1: here we are going across South America, currently in Argentina.

1134
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:28,240
Speaker 1: We're getting married tomorrow. Guys, do you want an update

1135
00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:31,600
Speaker 1: on Michael? Yeah, we'd like enough you got an update? Yeah,

1136
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:33,520
Speaker 1: I don't even know if he wants me to read

1137
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:36,240
Speaker 1: this book, caaracter. I don't know my sister in law

1138
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:39,680
Speaker 1: alone of those stories out there. But so Michael, the

1139
00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:42,280
Speaker 1: guys stayed in Paris with for my bachelor party. He

1140
00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:44,680
Speaker 1: goes yo. I spent a month out in Vegas for

1141
00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:47,280
Speaker 1: a World Series of Poker, had a blast but lost

1142
00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:50,240
Speaker 1: like twenty dollars. I'm on a cruise ship now out

1143
00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:53,200
Speaker 1: of Florida, right now, out of the country for a week.

1144
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:55,760
Speaker 1: Was listening to Friday's show and y'all went on about

1145
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:58,400
Speaker 1: Big Brother. One of my buddies from Poker actually want

1146
00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:00,840
Speaker 1: a season in Big Brother Canada? Is me? Is John Party?

1147
00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:03,480
Speaker 1: Ironically enough, that's bad. If y'all ever want to do

1148
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:05,120
Speaker 1: a call with him, let me know. Also, the guy

1149
00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:08,000
Speaker 1: was in Vegas with his name John van Fleet, goes

1150
00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:11,720
Speaker 1: by Ape Styles. He's one of the winging winning US

1151
00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:14,960
Speaker 1: online players twenty million a tournament, four million profit. We

1152
00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:18,320
Speaker 1: get him on two anyways, he goes, miss you, brother, Michael.

1153
00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:20,760
Speaker 1: I still listen to every episode and get a kick

1154
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:23,600
Speaker 1: out of y'all bringing up the bachelor party. Michael in

1155
00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:26,000
Speaker 1: Vegas stayed with him at Paris. I left him candy,

1156
00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:30,280
Speaker 1: but he knows John Party. He had gob stoppers next

1157
00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:31,760
Speaker 1: to his bed, and when he went in the bathroom,

1158
00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:34,000
Speaker 1: I believe I had some mango peach rings in there

1159
00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:40,240
Speaker 1: for him and say, hey, alright, where did you put

1160
00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:42,720
Speaker 1: those peatings? Man? Can you take these off with your mouth?

1161
00:58:45,720 --> 00:58:48,120
Speaker 1: Michael in Vegas man out a blast with that, dude.

1162
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:51,800
Speaker 1: Oh boy, I'm never gonna see peat rings the same

1163
00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:54,720
Speaker 1: ever again, and shot out to my buddy Austin. He

1164
00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:56,240
Speaker 1: busted out of the World Series of book or he

1165
00:58:56,240 --> 00:58:59,480
Speaker 1: didn't win it now, but I will bust it out,

1166
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:01,880
Speaker 1: sit out like he was out. So he took a

1167
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:05,600
Speaker 1: rented a convertible to drive to California. What's up, Bob.

1168
00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:08,560
Speaker 1: If you're looking online, Maria may post the link. Muff

1169
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:11,520
Speaker 1: Just look for a kid that looks like Noah synder Guard.

1170
00:59:11,640 --> 00:59:14,000
Speaker 1: When do they play? When is it Saturday? I'll be

1171
00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:17,080
Speaker 1: on the boat Saturday. Saturday. They could be out by.

1172
00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:19,040
Speaker 1: So they were going no matter what. There was no

1173
00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:21,640
Speaker 1: way this money allowed them to go. Because they were

1174
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:23,880
Speaker 1: either going or they weren't going, they wouldn't have been correct.

1175
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:26,640
Speaker 1: Here's what it is. The I was always questioning it.

1176
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:28,960
Speaker 1: It was an eight hour drive they had across the bridge.

1177
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,160
Speaker 1: It costs money. To cross the bridge. The thing of

1178
00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:33,480
Speaker 1: it is these parents are from coal mine, they're from

1179
00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:35,760
Speaker 1: the lumber mill. It's not like it's the upper rational,

1180
00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:39,160
Speaker 1: honest society. They're struggling to get by. Some of them

1181
00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:41,720
Speaker 1: needed help getting their kids down state. Eight hour drive

1182
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:45,040
Speaker 1: over four hundred miles. God bless them. So it's a

1183
00:59:45,120 --> 00:59:47,560
Speaker 1: thing where like people chip in, but probably some players

1184
00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:50,560
Speaker 1: were gonna opt out because they couldn't have. I mean,

1185
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:55,280
Speaker 1: you guys made it possible. Boomers gonna take a limo downstate. Hey,

1186
00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:58,080
Speaker 1: Fillip news station for Life. They're gonna get a stretch.

1187
00:59:58,160 --> 01:00:01,800
Speaker 1: Hum you are, Simon Levi about if you're doing well,

1188
01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:09,600
Speaker 1: that's what Nation for life they got, swindle. I appreciate it.

1189
01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:18,840
Speaker 1: I have a great Wednesday, all right, goodbye everyone, And

1190
01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:20,919
Speaker 1: then they hit another home run. It counts that guitar

1191
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:24,120
Speaker 1: part was badass. That is pretty heard that. I just

1192
01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:26,440
Speaker 1: got another text from Michael. He said, I miss you.

1193
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:30,280
Speaker 1: Go after yourself. He said that. No, okay, He's like,

1194
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:32,840
Speaker 1: don't ever can talk about me on the podcast again.

1195
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:37,720
Speaker 1: Oh boy, I'm actually a cool dude. All Right, I

1196
01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:40,880
Speaker 1: gotta go, yeah, man, I'm gonna try to walk on

1197
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:44,040
Speaker 1: here at one, all right, I'll go with you want

1198
01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:50,160
Speaker 1: to harpeth? Hell no, it's too far. Yeah, just challenge.

1199
01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:52,880
Speaker 1: I don't know how you played that well there. I

1200
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:55,640
Speaker 1: didn't play well the first you part, the first one.

1201
01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:58,360
Speaker 1: That whole is hard as because I cut through the trees.

1202
01:00:58,440 --> 01:00:59,920
Speaker 1: I had a shot and I hit it on the green.

1203
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:02,160
Speaker 1: I had a birdie shot. Coach, I can I can

1204
01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:04,480
Speaker 1: drive the crap out of that hole. And I'm still

1205
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:07,080
Speaker 1: like one a d away right, because I cut through

1206
01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:08,560
Speaker 1: the tree. I just went to the left of the tree.

1207
01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:10,320
Speaker 1: It was a miracle, and then it went all the

1208
01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:12,320
Speaker 1: way through. If you risk it, you go all the

1209
01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:14,280
Speaker 1: way through. And so I was a hundred and twenty out,

1210
01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:17,200
Speaker 1: chipped up easily easy, chip on the green at a

1211
01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:20,160
Speaker 1: birdie and missed it. That's legit. I think that tech exactly.

1212
01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:23,680
Speaker 1: He probably like quatted that one. No, he hid in

1213
01:01:23,720 --> 01:01:26,919
Speaker 1: the bunker. That's when we learned he was bad good drive.

1214
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:29,560
Speaker 1: Then he was in the bunker. Oh boy,