Speaker 1: Second date up to date. Over the years, we've had
Speaker 1: people with all sorts of interesting professions call in for
Speaker 1: a second date update. Oh yeah, for sure. And we've
Speaker 1: had a few former pro athletes, a movie stunt man,
Speaker 1: and one time we got a junior level auditor at
Speaker 1: an accounting firm. I mean that was interesting to me.
Speaker 1: Most numbers, well most because my parents do all my taxes,
Speaker 1: so I don't know anything about that stuff. It's fascinating.
Speaker 1: But today's phone call is pretty special because we have
Speaker 1: someone on the line who says they have one of
Speaker 1: our jobs. And that's a professional stand up comedian, just
Speaker 1: like joke each other. His name is Harold, So please
Speaker 1: welcome to the stage. Harold. How I'm going? Everybody? Is
Speaker 1: that a fake accent? Is that part of your stick? Harold? Fake?
Speaker 1: Ain't nothing fake about me but my finger nails I
Speaker 1: got on? Okay, all right, I like this guy. Alright, Harold,
Speaker 1: it's gonna take my job. Thanks for being with us. Man. So, um,
Speaker 1: before we get into your date, first, tell us about
Speaker 1: the girl that she met. What's her name? Oh? Her
Speaker 1: name was Ashley? Okay, how'd you meet her? I met
Speaker 1: her through this date nap, But you know that's a
Speaker 1: whole another chick kaboodle. Yeah, you never know how boring
Speaker 1: you are until you start feeling out that darn thing.
Speaker 1: I tell you, seriously, I feel like this is a setup,
Speaker 1: the whole thing for his next joke. I'm telling you though.
Speaker 1: But you know what, as I was feeling it out,
Speaker 1: I kid, you're not I realize. Hey, wait a minute,
Speaker 1: there's millions. I'm talking billions of people out here who's
Speaker 1: not dating me. What the heck is their problem? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I feel you, man, I feel that way all the time.
Speaker 1: I'm like, how came I only have two thousand people
Speaker 1: dating me? Where are my millions? So? Did she hit
Speaker 1: you up? Is she the one that reached out to you?
Speaker 1: The profile? Well? Yeah, I feel it. I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: I just want to meet somebody nice. You get into
Speaker 1: a relationship, YEA, a serious relationship. To me, it's like
Speaker 1: freaking a marathon. It's all stupid. Huh. I thought you
Speaker 1: wanted to be in a relationship. Well, I'm just saying
Speaker 1: I wouldn't mind being in one, but for the most part,
Speaker 1: you got to go through all this foolish Just okay,
Speaker 1: can we just focus maybe a little bit. I'm really
Speaker 1: enjoying your perspective on life, Harold. But can we can
Speaker 1: we get to your date with with Ashley? Yeah? But
Speaker 1: I just very you want to know how I came
Speaker 1: about doing all of this? Well, okay, we get the idea.
Speaker 1: You met her online, So yeah, exactly did you do
Speaker 1: with her? I mean we went out to go e
Speaker 1: Too this restaurant and Carol, how was the conversation between
Speaker 1: you and Ashley? Because it's like this one. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: may I may know why she's not calling you back day.
Speaker 1: I'll tell ya. I's gonna make her smile and laugh
Speaker 1: throughout this whole evening. Are you saying that you ran
Speaker 1: a comedy bit on her? Yeah, well I'm not really
Speaker 1: a comedy bit. I just told her through things that
Speaker 1: I believe ben Like, for instance, I told her, I said,
Speaker 1: you know what, Ashley? She said what, Harold? I said,
Speaker 1: you know you're like a jellyfish? Yeah, jelly fish? And
Speaker 1: I said, your body's rudimentally and I'm just I'm scared
Speaker 1: to get near it. That was what they call a
Speaker 1: Harroldism body. This is where did she laugh? She chuffled
Speaker 1: out to all get out and then and then I
Speaker 1: followed it up with. I said, you know what, Ashley?
Speaker 1: She said, oh what, Harold? I said, you know, relationships
Speaker 1: are the darkish thing. They're ninety percent of trying to
Speaker 1: figure out where we're gonna go eat at. Harold isn't here.
Speaker 1: I really I do appreciate, though you re enacting Ashley
Speaker 1: answering your questions, because I really feel like I'm there.
Speaker 1: Can we get back just to the date again? Well,
Speaker 1: how do you think your chemistry was? Do you feel
Speaker 1: a connection there? I did? I mean I was getting
Speaker 1: ready to walk her up to her door after we
Speaker 1: concluded a nice little dinner and walk around the lake.
Speaker 1: But I was telling her what I thought about doing.
Speaker 1: I'm sort of glad I didn't. She was like, well,
Speaker 1: what's that I told her? I said, I was going
Speaker 1: to wear a parachute tonight. Are just hear me out?
Speaker 1: I don't know why I was gonna wear it, but
Speaker 1: I find that it was going to start off a conversation.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, we didn't have a bunch of joke. Wait,
Speaker 1: hold on for curveball and that you told me you
Speaker 1: were gonna wear a parachute. And when she asked why,
Speaker 1: you didn't have an answer? Right? I showed it here
Speaker 1: in my trunk. I said, if I got here and
Speaker 1: I didn't feel my mojo and I didn't feel like myself,
Speaker 1: I was gonna craft on this here in parachute and
Speaker 1: walk in this her restaurant. There was actually a parachute there. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's what he said. He said he on an actual
Speaker 1: parachute in the back of his trump. I thought, it's
Speaker 1: figuring parachute. You never know when a good parachute joke
Speaker 1: it's gonna come up, so you but think about it.
Speaker 1: Somebody was gonna have to ask me. She was going
Speaker 1: to have to say, now, Harold, why are you wearing
Speaker 1: this here parachute? But she didn't say that. Well, I
Speaker 1: didn't wear but I'm telling you, I feel good about
Speaker 1: myself and I had mymojo. Okay, Well, I feel like
Speaker 1: I've gotten a pretty good idea. It sounds like you
Speaker 1: guys had a lot of chemistry. Maybe let's pass forward
Speaker 1: to the end of the day, how to the night
Speaker 1: and with you and I'd like to get to the
Speaker 1: very finish. What's the last thing that happened. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what now, and I'll be very forthright with you.
Speaker 1: For the first time when I went there. I went
Speaker 1: in for that they're little kiss and I was ready
Speaker 1: embraced this, you know, like how they show on television,
Speaker 1: just alone, drawn out, faint while you were warried. Mary short,
Speaker 1: my god, is nothing happening? I mean, heck, but I
Speaker 1: tell you, I mean. I said, thank you, ma'am, and
Speaker 1: and I walked about four feet and I turned around
Speaker 1: and I said, you know, if you want, you can
Speaker 1: call me c beb bet. I said, yes, it stands
Speaker 1: for coffee bean, and then she says coffee bean. And
Speaker 1: I walked another two steps to my car and I
Speaker 1: turned around and I did a thrust. I said, yes,
Speaker 1: because not grind. So fine, there we go. I told her,
Speaker 1: just like next of all, house, I'm good to the
Speaker 1: last drop. Wow. Well, that sounds like a pretty great time, Jeff.
Speaker 1: And in your in your mind when you look back
Speaker 1: on the day, don't ask you don't think I should
Speaker 1: moment that could have gone? Okay, All right, okay, let's
Speaker 1: let's play a song and we'll come back and then
Speaker 1: we'll try and get you your second date up date.
Speaker 1: All right, CB, no good, I got a whole plethor
Speaker 1: of a short you guys about all right? All right,
Speaker 1: We're gonna take a short intermission. We'll be back with
Speaker 1: more of right after this second if you're just joining
Speaker 1: us for the second date update. We've been talking with
Speaker 1: one of our listeners named Harold about his first date
Speaker 1: with a woman named Ashley. Now, Harold is a stand
Speaker 1: up comedian, and he went into a lot of detail
Speaker 1: about their night. But here are the main points that
Speaker 1: I took away. Okay, they went to a restaurant, he
Speaker 1: drove her home. Yes, he pulled a parachute out from
Speaker 1: the trunk of his car, and he even got a
Speaker 1: short peck at her doorstep, even though he was kind
Speaker 1: of hoping for a longer, sloppier kiss. Yeah, you are
Speaker 1: seeing the very end. What's the very end? The CBE
Speaker 1: the coffee being Well, he has a nickname. He lets
Speaker 1: to go by CBE, which is short for coffee bean
Speaker 1: because he grinds so fine. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like
Speaker 1: he is a really important last end being shot of
Speaker 1: his date. One thing was abundantly clear to me, though,
Speaker 1: and that's that he had a really nice time with Ashley,
Speaker 1: and he's bummed that she's not calling him back. Now, Harold,
Speaker 1: about ready to make your phone call here? How you feeling.
Speaker 1: I'm just so approving of you guys doing this here
Speaker 1: for me. I mean, I wouldn't job an the other
Speaker 1: day and man, I saw this couple holding hands and
Speaker 1: I just started thinking about this little filly, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh man, this makes me hopeful that one day I
Speaker 1: can find the right person that hate that couple just
Speaker 1: as bad as for me. Well, I'm just hoping it's
Speaker 1: gonna be Ashley. That's what I was feeling for. You
Speaker 1: can roast people together. I hope that for you too. Harold, Yeah, Harold,
Speaker 1: we didn't hear. I mean, have you reached out to
Speaker 1: Ashley and she hasn't called you back? Why? There are
Speaker 1: a couple of Texas and I even called, but I
Speaker 1: got nothing. Okay, So you reach out to her, okay, Texas. Well,
Speaker 1: maybe we'll have better luck here because I'm ready to
Speaker 1: dial her number and we're gonna try and get your
Speaker 1: second day up. Day. You ready to do this, man, Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's go for it. Remember, I feel have to say this,
Speaker 1: wait until it's your turn to talk, Jeffrey. I'll handle
Speaker 1: it from a beginning. I'll call you in when I
Speaker 1: think you should talk to her. Okay, I tell you guys.
Speaker 1: That might be a little tough to do, because hell,
Speaker 1: I've got a lot of haroldisms. I need to get
Speaker 1: rid of it. Okay, trying to get you another date, Harold,
Speaker 1: So just damp in the Haroldism a little bit. Okay,
Speaker 1: let me try and get some answers from her. Alright, alright, alrighty, Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. I'm in a dollar number right now. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: I'm looking for Ashley. Who is this? Hi, ash My
Speaker 1: name is jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the Morning. Who did you say this was the
Speaker 1: on side? Okay, we're a morning radio show. Okay, We're
Speaker 1: called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're reaching
Speaker 1: out to you today because we heard that you love comedy.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what is this about, though, I'm confused. Well,
Speaker 1: we're a comedy radio show, and we have a friend
Speaker 1: of our show who also does comedy than your friend.
Speaker 1: I held it might be. I don't know. I'm okay,
Speaker 1: thank you, hold on, hold on, I'm sorry. I am
Speaker 1: fascinated to hear your side of the night. Like he
Speaker 1: told us about your date and what we're doing here.
Speaker 1: It's called a second date. Update. We're trying to help
Speaker 1: Harold understand what went wrong during your first date, because,
Speaker 1: believe it or not, he doesn't know. Yeah. Wow, that's
Speaker 1: amazing that he doesn't. I'm yeah, yeah, so what is
Speaker 1: your help? Yeah, because we all understand that Harold is
Speaker 1: a one of a kind type of characters. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: sure is. You know, so is there something about him
Speaker 1: or about the date that was a problem for you? Well,
Speaker 1: you know, to be honest, um, some part of it
Speaker 1: was fun because he's a comedians of his jokes or
Speaker 1: even a little bit's fun. Okay, but some of them
Speaker 1: I don't even have a punch. Fine, you know, like
Speaker 1: I just I just looked at him. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: he just talks a lot. Yeah, I'm not sure what
Speaker 1: you mean. But I mean, did he ever take a
Speaker 1: second to like ask you questions? No, that's the thing,
Speaker 1: and that's the thing that made me kind of go like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's not going to work because for me, the number
Speaker 1: one thing I need is a phenomenal lit Well. I mean,
Speaker 1: sometimes people talk a lot when they're really nervous because
Speaker 1: they're out with someone that they like. Yeah, but that's okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: I get it. Did a glass of water, you know, like,
Speaker 1: take a second. I understand how you're feeling that. Maybe
Speaker 1: you don't know if there's a bond there. But I
Speaker 1: don't know if Harold would necessarily agree with you on everything.
Speaker 1: You know, he probably would make a joke about it,
Speaker 1: or trying to. I mean, there may not be a punchline.
Speaker 1: Did he try? He sounds like a sweetheart in his
Speaker 1: own way? Does he? How long can you last for that?
Speaker 1: A day, a week? No, I wouldn't even give it
Speaker 1: five minute. Maybe just give it five more minutes because
Speaker 1: I need to let you know that Harold is on
Speaker 1: the other line listening, and he does want to talk
Speaker 1: to you right now. I'm here. He has not spoken
Speaker 1: an entire one word this entire time. Harold, are you there?
Speaker 1: It's been hard, I must say, Oh, but but I
Speaker 1: just want to clearify something real quick, Ashley. I hope
Speaker 1: you know when I talked about putting one arm around you,
Speaker 1: getting my other arm putting it around you and squeezing
Speaker 1: you tight and just tackling you, I'll be honest. I
Speaker 1: was talking about relationships. Then my mind went to football
Speaker 1: and I just went all that doesn't make any sense. Well,
Speaker 1: that's what that's what happens when you're in love, Like
Speaker 1: things don't make sense anymore, things start running together. Can
Speaker 1: I can? I ask Ashley, was there any jokes that
Speaker 1: made you laugh of Harold's and you said one of
Speaker 1: about a pat on time to get I don't want
Speaker 1: to think about that. I don't think. I don't think
Speaker 1: we heard that. I can't discuss that one on the radio,
Speaker 1: so that's a live one, okay. But I tell you,
Speaker 1: I mean I would love to spend some more time
Speaker 1: with you so we can go over a few that
Speaker 1: was funny. No, no, no, no, Harold, you're missing the point, dude,
Speaker 1: Are you not listening to her? I'm gonna make the
Speaker 1: next all about her, That's what I'm trying to tell you. Now,
Speaker 1: how Harold, how are you gonna make it all about her?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just sit back, relax, putting my feet up,
Speaker 1: have my get guitar, and just stick along while she's
Speaker 1: stuffing away. Wait, guitar, that's not let's give a little
Speaker 1: back background track her to talk over. That wouldn't be
Speaker 1: able to hear the answers if you play the guitar, Harold, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, because you put me on the spot that
Speaker 1: I talked so much. I'm not saying a thing. I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna listen to you. No, that's not what she wants.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what she wants. She wants a man who
Speaker 1: is a very very deep listener. If you're not listening,
Speaker 1: if you're playing guitar, you can play guitar and listen, Harold,
Speaker 1: tell it's like a very multi talented person. To tell him, Ashley,
Speaker 1: tell him exactly what you want right now, Like, just
Speaker 1: listen to what I say. Ask me questions about me.
Speaker 1: Don't make me feel like you're testing out the Dolts. Okay,
Speaker 1: do you want to give it a try right now? Harold,
Speaker 1: why don't you ask her a question about her that
Speaker 1: has nothing to do with you. Let's practice. Do you
Speaker 1: like Whipray, Ashley? I? Yes, I do? Okay, Now do
Speaker 1: you like the little whip Whip. I'm just trying to
Speaker 1: find out about her, guy. Okay, he's trying to find
Speaker 1: out about what types of foods you like? Ask me questions.
Speaker 1: Ask her real questions, like about what she likes, what
Speaker 1: motivates her in life, what her pick it's like. Oh, now,
Speaker 1: there's be specific questions. Okay, Okay, let me ask you
Speaker 1: this motion question of them? All right, do you like
Speaker 1: Nax after Dark or h LEO plus Okay? I like
Speaker 1: cho plus Okay, Okay, Now we get in some way.
Speaker 1: So are we getting to the end? That's what we
Speaker 1: need to get to. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest with
Speaker 1: you because I'm feeling some synergy here guys, and you
Speaker 1: know what. That's why I would love to ask Ashley,
Speaker 1: would you like to go out on one more date
Speaker 1: with Harold? We will pay for it. Dinner is gonna
Speaker 1: be free, and so are the jokes. Yea, the dinner
Speaker 1: sounds great. But to be honest, I don't think I
Speaker 1: can stand the heading of not being listened to that
Speaker 1: real things for me, that's not shocked. You want me
Speaker 1: to leave the guitar home, oh my godness? Or I
Speaker 1: could put it in the Trump in patient change your
Speaker 1: mind on the date with the parachute guitar together? Will
Speaker 1: you bring your ears? Certainly? Will? I have no problem
Speaker 1: with that. I just need to spend more time with you,
Speaker 1: really sweet, Ashley. I mean, you're dr were funny some
Speaker 1: of them, some of them me. I'm a be honest
Speaker 1: with you. You know, if you just eat a peanut
Speaker 1: butter sandwich. It's all good, but there is nothing like
Speaker 1: peanut butter, jelly and banana. And actually you're that banana.
Speaker 1: Oh and you're the peanut butter jelly. Where's the I
Speaker 1: don't think. I don't think more romantic words have ever
Speaker 1: been said. But are you actually changing your mind on this? Actually?
Speaker 1: Are you actually turning? I don't know. I mean, oh,
Speaker 1: oh god, this is working. I mean, boys and girls.
Speaker 1: Do you hear that there's some synergy up and this
Speaker 1: your error? I feel the synergy too. Okay, Actually, we're
Speaker 1: sending you out one more time, even if you change
Speaker 1: your mind. You're going out on one more date with Harold. Okay,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you have to update us on this
Speaker 1: because I need to do the second night when Harold.
Speaker 1: Are you feeling happy right now? I'm a little spiceless.
Speaker 1: I can't even felt keep with that le froaking Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning.