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Speaker 1: name is jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: sure is. You know, so is there something about him

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Speaker 1: or about the date that was a problem for you? Well,

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Speaker 1: an entire one word this entire time. Harold, are you there?

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Speaker 1: It's been hard, I must say, Oh, but but I

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Speaker 1: you know when I talked about putting one arm around you,

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Speaker 1: and I just went all that doesn't make any sense. Well,

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Speaker 1: that's what that's what happens when you're in love, Like

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Speaker 1: I can? I ask Ashley, was there any jokes that

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Speaker 1: I mean I would love to spend some more time

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Speaker 1: was funny. No, no, no, no, Harold, you're missing the point, dude,

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Speaker 1: Are you not listening to her? I'm gonna make the

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Speaker 1: how Harold, how are you gonna make it all about her?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna just sit back, relax, putting my feet up,

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Speaker 1: able to hear the answers if you play the guitar, Harold, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, because you put me on the spot that

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Speaker 1: just gonna listen to you. No, that's not what she wants.

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Speaker 1: That's exactly what she wants. She wants a man who

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Speaker 1: if you're playing guitar, you can play guitar and listen, Harold,

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Speaker 1: tell it's like a very multi talented person. To tell him, Ashley,

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Speaker 1: tell him exactly what you want right now, Like, just

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Speaker 1: Don't make me feel like you're testing out the Dolts. Okay,

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Speaker 1: do you want to give it a try right now? Harold,

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Speaker 1: why don't you ask her a question about her that

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Speaker 1: like Whipray, Ashley? I? Yes, I do? Okay, Now do

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Speaker 1: with Harold? We will pay for it. Dinner is gonna

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Speaker 1: be free, and so are the jokes. Yea, the dinner

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Speaker 1: to leave the guitar home, oh my godness? Or I

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Speaker 1: you bring your ears? Certainly? Will? I have no problem

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Speaker 1: with that. I just need to spend more time with you,

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Speaker 1: really sweet, Ashley. I mean, you're dr were funny some

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Speaker 1: with you. You know, if you just eat a peanut

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Speaker 1: Oh and you're the peanut butter jelly. Where's the I

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Speaker 1: don't think. I don't think more romantic words have ever

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Speaker 1: Are you actually turning? I don't know. I mean, oh,

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Speaker 1: Do you hear that there's some synergy up and this

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Speaker 1: your error? I feel the synergy too. Okay, Actually, we're

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Speaker 1: sending you out one more time, even if you change

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Speaker 1: your mind. You're going out on one more date with Harold. Okay,

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Speaker 1: because I need to do the second night when Harold.

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