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Speaker 1: Jewbles dirty Little Secret.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. So I'm a service technician, and I go to

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Speaker 3: people's houses, obviously, and I'm all saying, I'm on the

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Speaker 3: way I got to get I don't know if you

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Speaker 3: want the whole story, but I'm ninety nine percent sure

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Speaker 3: that I thought someone having an affair.

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Speaker 2: Oh. I love these stories. You want to give them.

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Speaker 3: So I call, you know, I called the number I have, say, okay,

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Speaker 3: I'm going to be there in twenty minutes. The guy says, yeah,

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Speaker 3: I'm at work all day, my wife at home. I

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Speaker 3: get there, you know, a ring, I knock on the door, YadA, YadA.

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 3: I didn't get an answer, so I blocked my truck

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Speaker 3: to get like a sorry we met you sticker on

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Speaker 3: the door. So I noticed that there was one light

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Speaker 3: on upstairs, two cars in the driveway, so I figured

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Speaker 3: someone would go maybe but knocking me again, no answer,

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Speaker 3: put the tag on the door, walked back to my truck.

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Speaker 3: The light upstairs is off. Oh so this was like

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Speaker 3: ten o'clock in the morning or something. I end up

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Speaker 3: I end up going back there at like four point

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Speaker 3: thirty in the afternoon. That same day, the husband answers

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Speaker 3: the door and says, sorry, my wife forgot about it.

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Speaker 3: She said she was out shopping in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Oh you didn't go, oh weird because there was two

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Speaker 5: cars here and there was a light that went on.

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Speaker 3: I didn't mention that, you know what, one car was gone.

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Speaker 3: One car was in the exact same spot. So I

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Speaker 3: don't know if I'm kind of being paranoily.

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Speaker 2: Detective skills to me, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I'm over analytical and stuff. But yeah,

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Speaker 3: you know, obviously they of course the other car was gone,

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Speaker 3: replaced by what I was doing was the husband's card.

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Speaker 3: You know, they could have a teenager or something with

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Speaker 3: maybe she did I actually forget, but I don't know.

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Speaker 5: Or maybe he does Instacart and they give her like

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Speaker 5: really good service.

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Speaker 3: Friend her up. You know, I don't know. That's That's

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Speaker 3: just something that's kind of sticking with me.

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Speaker 2: That's crazy.

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Speaker 5: Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret, Man,

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Speaker 5: poud have a good one.

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret?

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Speaker 2: Hello?

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Speaker 1: Hello?

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Speaker 2: Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret? I

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Speaker 2: do sweek? What is it?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Well, do you know the movie Tangled, Well, when when

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Speaker 4: Slynn is passed out in the little salamander sticks his

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Speaker 4: tongue in his.

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Speaker 3: Ear and he wakes up.

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Speaker 4: Yeah I do that. Yeah, I do that to my

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Speaker 4: husband when he's ignoring me, and I know he's awake,

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Speaker 4: and he's just laying there and I'm staring right at him,

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Speaker 4: and I know he can feel me looking at him.

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Speaker 4: I just stick my tongue in his ear and.

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Speaker 5: He pops right up, all right, So it's it's your

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Speaker 5: dirty little secret. It's also kind of a hack for

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Speaker 5: other people.

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Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, yeah, I don't like to be ignored,

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Speaker 4: and he knows it, but I can feel and ignoring me.

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Speaker 2: So I don't think.

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Speaker 5: I don't think anybody likes to be ignored. And I'm

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Speaker 5: going to just use that little tip throughout the day.

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Speaker 5: If anybody's like I feel like they're ignoring me, they're

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Speaker 5: getting a tongue in the air.

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Speaker 4: You know. It's really funny, is Jubile is the one

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Speaker 4: that ignores us the most, not even intentionally.

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Speaker 2: He just gets distracted by something else. So yeah, I

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Speaker 2: don't even know if you would notice the tongue in

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Speaker 2: your ear, probably not. Well, if it would take a

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Speaker 2: while and be like, I'm sorry, what was that?

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Speaker 1: Was that?

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Speaker 2: A tongue. My goodness, you dippy's eye.

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Speaker 4: You could always roll your tongue around in the ear

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Speaker 4: if you want to, but it's simple. He should feel it.

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Speaker 3: It's a real quick tongue.

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Speaker 4: Tongue in there, wake up, bright away, kind.

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Speaker 5: Of jab the tongue in absolutely all right. Well, thank

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Speaker 5: you for your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: What a hack. I have a good day. Yeah bye bye.

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret.