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Speaker 1: I want you to imagine something. I want you to
Speaker 1: imagine hearing a cannon go off, knowing that cannon was
Speaker 1: aimed at you. It's loud. You know what comes after it?
Speaker 1: You do that thing where you kind of cringe and
Speaker 1: put your head down a little like you do in
Speaker 1: a parking garage. But it seems like it's about to
Speaker 1: hit the roof of your car, so you do the
Speaker 1: weird thing where you duck your head inside your card.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about. That's what artillery cannon
Speaker 1: fire will force you to do. And you're just waiting
Speaker 1: now for the cannonball to hit. Instead of the cannonball
Speaker 1: hitting you, hear a thud right beside you. You look
Speaker 1: over and it's your friend's head the cannonball shot at you.
Speaker 1: That is not something I made up. That's not something
Speaker 1: from Hollywood. That's something a real human being has experienced before.
Speaker 1: Think about that. Let us begin with one of the
Speaker 1: more famous sieges of all time, and shockingly one that
Speaker 1: is actually not taught much I've found in American schools,
Speaker 1: The Siege of Malta. The Siege of Malta, well, I
Speaker 1: guess we should call it the Great Siege of Malta
Speaker 1: because it's happened before this, it happened again after this,
Speaker 1: I'm almost positive there was even a siege of Malta
Speaker 1: in World War Two. I believe we're not talking about those.
Speaker 1: We're talking about the one that took place in the
Speaker 1: year fifteen sixty five. It took place because the Knights
Speaker 1: of Saint John, who were running Malta. We're having some
Speaker 1: problems with the Ottoman Empire. Now, why isn't it taught
Speaker 1: that much in schools here? There are a lot of reasons,
Speaker 1: but the Ottoman Empire is a big one. Now, I'm
Speaker 1: not going to do this thing where we pretend as
Speaker 1: if Americans are a bunch of bigots. We're not, certainly
Speaker 1: not any worse than most of the countries on Earth.
Speaker 1: In fact, a lot better. But the Ottoman Empire is
Speaker 1: simply not talked about much in school. Now. Granted, I
Speaker 1: just went to a crappy public school, a government school,
Speaker 1: but remember I've always loved history. I'm a history freak.
Speaker 1: I did soak it up as much as possible. I
Speaker 1: think we spent like half a day on the Ottoman
Speaker 1: Empire at one time. It's just not something we talk
Speaker 1: about in the Ottoman Empire. I mean, it's it's the
Speaker 1: Persian Empire after the Persians. The Ottoman Empire was big
Speaker 1: time man, big time, the most powerful empire on earth.
Speaker 1: And I think, I think this is a Muslim thing.
Speaker 1: I think that's why government schools don't teach it that much.
Speaker 1: I think it's a Muslim thing. And again, I don't
Speaker 1: think we're bigot it. We're just not a Muslim country.
Speaker 1: I know we have several Muslims here, but America is
Speaker 1: not a Muslim country. America is a Christian country, and Muslims,
Speaker 1: Islam and Christianity have been at odds well since forever.
Speaker 1: Islam and Judaism have been at odds since forever. It's
Speaker 1: just one of those historic rivalries, things that existed long
Speaker 1: before the United States of America ever came to be,
Speaker 1: and will exist long after we're gone. It's there, and
Speaker 1: I think there's something that something to it. But just know,
Speaker 1: as you've heard before, I've done shows on the Ottoman Empire,
Speaker 1: various parts of it, battles, sieges, I will do various others.
Speaker 1: I find it to be really, really fascinating. The religious
Speaker 1: aspect of it is very fascinating. And because you know,
Speaker 1: I don't care about hurting anyone's feelings, we just dive
Speaker 1: right into that here. One thing you do need to
Speaker 1: know pre siege of Malta is the fall of Constantinople,
Speaker 1: which we've brought up before on the show, and it
Speaker 1: is everything for you to understand what a big deal
Speaker 1: that was. Constantinople was the capital of the Byzantine Empire
Speaker 1: also known as the Eastern Roman Empire, and it was
Speaker 1: in the minds of many Christians in Europe it was
Speaker 1: the capital of Christianity, is what it was. This is
Speaker 1: an era where the thinking about religions and locations and
Speaker 1: armies and battles and power was different than our American
Speaker 1: way of thinking about it. These people constantly thought they
Speaker 1: were fighting for the Holy Land physically, they thought it
Speaker 1: was their duty to do so. God wants me to
Speaker 1: have this city, and the Muslims thought the same thing.
Speaker 1: God wants my God wants me to have this city. Well,
Speaker 1: let's fight it out. And when you won, no matter
Speaker 1: what you did tactically or otherwise, especially in this era,
Speaker 1: you won and you thought that's because God blessed me,
Speaker 1: and you lost because you're a scumbag sinner. And it
Speaker 1: was the same for the Muslims. Allah wants us to
Speaker 1: have this city. He doesn't want you to have the city.
Speaker 1: Oh I lost, I must have committed a great sin
Speaker 1: or something. They viewed everything that took place as a
Speaker 1: spiritual battle big time. Now, let's not make it too lofty.
Speaker 1: And the eyes of the Muslims, of the eyes of
Speaker 1: the Christians, there was still a ton of greed involved
Speaker 1: in basic things like shipping, lanes, trade. You know how
Speaker 1: it goes. And oftentimes it's not as if this only
Speaker 1: happens today. Oftentimes you can cloak that in religion. Oh,
Speaker 1: we are Christians. I can't believe those dirty Muslims took Constantinople.
Speaker 1: We need to take that back for Jesus and the training.
Speaker 1: The trading is nice too, doesn't hurt, And the Muslims
Speaker 1: are doing the same thing. All really wants us to
Speaker 1: have this. And look, if there's some wealth that comes
Speaker 1: with it, that's fine, not that I care. It's about
Speaker 1: all our It's really about all human nature. You and
Speaker 1: I do it too, don't we. But the fall of
Speaker 1: Constantinople in fourteen fifty three is not a small thing,
Speaker 1: not only for wealth reasons in the eyes of Christians.
Speaker 1: In the minds of Christians, they feel like an evil
Speaker 1: demonic force is about to finish off not Europe, It's
Speaker 1: about to finish off Christianity period. These Ottomans rose and
Speaker 1: rose quickly. They are intelligent. They are technologically advanced big time.
Speaker 1: The Ottoman siege weapons and knowledge of cannon fight. It
Speaker 1: was just they were really really good at this stuff.
Speaker 1: They had excellent scientists, excellent engineers. They almost seemed like
Speaker 1: they almost seemed like Rome, way after Rome, and that
Speaker 1: they would just outthink you with certain things, huge libraries,
Speaker 1: and it should be noted. And this is a weird
Speaker 1: thing to talk about, but we talk about everything, don't
Speaker 1: we very clean people. You see, this is an era
Speaker 1: where bathing wasn't always a huge priority, and oftentimes in
Speaker 1: Christian Europe it just wasn't prioritized at all. But Islam
Speaker 1: has very strict or at least they practiced very strict
Speaker 1: bathing rules and cleanliness rules. That doesn't sound like anything,
Speaker 1: It sounds like everything. When one third of your city's
Speaker 1: dying from disease and one third of theirs isn't a
Speaker 1: big deal. Oh God, on animalithide on me. Jesse Kelly.
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Speaker 1: Costantinople falls Europe thinks Christianity is under attack and honestly
Speaker 1: kind of woes. We're not going to discount that. Islam
Speaker 1: and Christianity we're at odds, are at odds. We're very
Speaker 1: much at odds at this point in time. Who's going
Speaker 1: to be running things around here. And remember how small
Speaker 1: the world was back then. We're talking Columbus just now
Speaker 1: discovering the New World. So the civilized world is relatively small.
Speaker 1: The Ottomans want it all, Theians want it all too.
Speaker 1: Ottomans are winning this and the Christians now they feel
Speaker 1: like the end is near. You've seen the guy on
Speaker 1: the sidewalk. The end is near? What the sign? That's
Speaker 1: an ominous feeling that is prevalent at this time because
Speaker 1: the Christian armies are simply not able to withstand Ottoman armies.
Speaker 1: Yet they're not, which brings us down to Malta. Now.
Speaker 1: I don't need you to look it up, although you can,
Speaker 1: you know, I always tell you a visual helps a lot.
Speaker 1: But you know where Italy is. Obviously everybody can see Italy,
Speaker 1: and everybody knows about the island of Sicily off the
Speaker 1: toe of the Italian boot. Just east of the Italian boot,
Speaker 1: there's that big island of Sicily. Now just south of Sicily,
Speaker 1: you can actually see Malta from Sicily and vice versa.
Speaker 1: There's a tiny, tiny, tiny island that is its own
Speaker 1: nation today called Malta. It looks if you do an
Speaker 1: image search of it, it looks gorgeous. It looks like
Speaker 1: the Caribbean, blue waters, cool looking buildings. It's very very small, Chris,
Speaker 1: I want to say this may be way wrong. I
Speaker 1: want to say it's only about twenty miles across. I think.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's very very small. It seems about right.
Speaker 1: It looks beautiful today, but it would have been a consuld.
Speaker 1: It would have been considered pretty desolate back then. You'll
Speaker 1: see how beautiful it looks, and oh the water looks nice.
Speaker 1: But it doesn't look like there's a lot of trees
Speaker 1: and stuff there. It just looks desolate. But picture this
Speaker 1: when you're looking at it or picturing where that island is.
Speaker 1: Do you think that might be an important location for
Speaker 1: shipping in trade. It's very very important for shipping in trade.
Speaker 1: There are some nights there, Like I said, the Knights
Speaker 1: of Saint John, they're there. They're running the show in Malta.
Speaker 1: And let's not pretend as if the Christians at this
Speaker 1: point in time were just, you know, piously eating unleavened
Speaker 1: bread in the church as they prayed to Jesus while
Speaker 1: the while the violent, evil Muslim hordes were pouring over Europe.
Speaker 1: This was an era of raiding and pillaging the knights
Speaker 1: in Malta. Well, they weren't online businessmen. They spent their
Speaker 1: time raiding Islamic villages, in shipping. That's what they did
Speaker 1: for a living, stealing things and kidnapping people, kidnapping people
Speaker 1: for ransom. That's how they made their living. This was
Speaker 1: lucrative for a long time. You and I have a
Speaker 1: hard time wrapping our minds around that being accepted, but
Speaker 1: remember that was accepted for a very long time. Remember
Speaker 1: when we talked about the American colonies, really before they
Speaker 1: were colonies, how they would send American pilots or pirates,
Speaker 1: I mean American pilots, pirates over the Islamic world and
Speaker 1: steal from Muslims and then bring all those goods back
Speaker 1: to America and we're celebrated, not treated as criminals. Celebrated. Yeah,
Speaker 1: screw those dirty Muslims. Thanks for the stuff, a way
Speaker 1: of life, a way of life for the Muslims, a
Speaker 1: way of life for the Christians. But there is a
Speaker 1: real danger there. You see, you're always going to accept
Speaker 1: in that time, You're going to accept a certain amount
Speaker 1: of loss from piracy and stealing and rating, because like
Speaker 1: I said, it's accepted it's the way of life, except
Speaker 1: sometimes it can get person all. That's the real danger
Speaker 1: in stealing things right and kidnapping things. What if you
Speaker 1: steal the wrong thing from the wrong guy, or kidnapped
Speaker 1: the wrong person from the wrong guy. The Ottoman Empire
Speaker 1: at this time is led by a man named Suleiman
Speaker 1: the Magnificent. They didn't call him that because he was
Speaker 1: a shrinking violet. Suleiman the Magnificent was big time, presiding
Speaker 1: over a very very powerful empire by now unquestionably the
Speaker 1: most powerful empire in the world by the year fifteen
Speaker 1: sixty five. Owning Constantinople will help you do that. By
Speaker 1: the way, it's such an important shipping lane that you're
Speaker 1: going to become fabulously wealthy off of it. The nights,
Speaker 1: while they're kidnapping and stealing, they end up kidnapping a nurse,
Speaker 1: which in general would not be the end of the world,
Speaker 1: except she's an Ottoman nurse. Okay, still not the end
Speaker 1: of the world. Except it turns out she's the nurse
Speaker 1: to the daughter of Suleiman the Magnificent, a daughter he
Speaker 1: loved very, very very much. And this lady was more
Speaker 1: than a nurse. She was essentially the daughter's mother, grandmother.
Speaker 1: Now he's upset. Now he's looking at you, Malta, and
Speaker 1: now he's coming. You've got about six thousand fighting men
Speaker 1: in Malta. Suleiman begins to build up troops, ends up
Speaker 1: building up about forty thousand of these troops. And see,
Speaker 1: we forget what it's like to live in an era
Speaker 1: where you don't have a ton of intelligence. Lots of
Speaker 1: the time, and I'm talking about, you know, spying intel,
Speaker 1: you just don't have a lot of it, and even
Speaker 1: when you have it, it's difficult to get it to
Speaker 1: and fro its communications much slower, completely different mindset. So
Speaker 1: everybody is looking at this Muslim empire, the Ottomans building up,
Speaker 1: clearly an army to invade somewhere, and everybody's worried that
Speaker 1: it's coming to them. It's not as if you're putting
Speaker 1: out signs when you're the Ottomans, Oh no, no, we're
Speaker 1: going to Malta. You're watching the build up with your spies,
Speaker 1: and you don't know where they're going. However, de Vallette
Speaker 1: or Lavalette, he's the man in charge of Malta at
Speaker 1: this time. The night he suspects their coming his way.
Speaker 1: So he begins to do the very very smart thing.
Speaker 1: He sends the civilians away and begins to lay in supplies, food,
Speaker 1: everything you need to fire off your cannons, rocks, enough
Speaker 1: to make pitch, you know, burning oil, anything flammable he
Speaker 1: can get his hands on. He's stocking up because he
Speaker 1: only has six thousand fighting men and there are forty
Speaker 1: thousand coming his way. By the way, it's a quick
Speaker 1: side note, there were about twenty five thousand regular Ottoman
Speaker 1: troops and the rest of them were essentially pirates, so
Speaker 1: they actually don't know an exact number of how many
Speaker 1: they were. The Ottomans would use pirates on the high seas.
Speaker 1: He thinks they're coming and low and behold they are.
Speaker 1: Now I need to describe for you what the major
Speaker 1: port looks like. It's called Valetta to this day. If
Speaker 1: you'd like to have a great idea what I'm talking
Speaker 1: about again, and you're in a safe place in your
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Speaker 1: up Valetta, Malta. Now on the northeastern part of Malta,
Speaker 1: there's a gigantic harbor. So in your mind you need
Speaker 1: to do this. You need to draw a V in
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Speaker 1: take the bottom point of that V and draw a
Speaker 1: straight line up from it. All right, So now you
Speaker 1: have a V with an extra line in the middle.
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Speaker 1: They land their forty thousand troops on Malta and they
Speaker 1: are coming, but they don't land in that main harbor
Speaker 1: you've probably undoubtedly already looked up by now. They land
Speaker 1: at another safer place because there's a little fort they
Speaker 1: want to take first. I know you're all going to
Speaker 1: have the song stuck in your head when I tell
Speaker 1: you the name. But the fort is called Saint Elmo. Yes,
Speaker 1: I know, go ahead sing the chorus briefly first and
Speaker 1: get it out of the way, because you're doing the
Speaker 1: same thing I did as soon as I figured it out,
Speaker 1: saying Elmo. It's only got about six hundred dudes in it.
Speaker 1: It shouldn't be difficult for the Ottomans to take it
Speaker 1: at all. Their plan is to take it in four days,
Speaker 1: but it's one of those ones that's very much in
Speaker 1: the way and they want to get it out of
Speaker 1: the way quickly. Except these people aren't dying and they
Speaker 1: aren't going away, and sieges are all about preparation. The
Speaker 1: truth is The guys on Malta were tough fighters. They
Speaker 1: sent away the women and children, which is always essential.
Speaker 1: Part of the reason sieges fall is you have people
Speaker 1: who can't fight using up your supplies of water and food.
Speaker 1: You can't deal with that. Plus you're worried about them.
Speaker 1: Once they're all gone and it's just the fighting men,
Speaker 1: you're gonna be just fine. Well, you'll be a lot
Speaker 1: better off than you were. And these guys are fortified,
Speaker 1: they're ready, they're prepared. They managed to keep a supply
Speaker 1: line open between the main fortifications and the tiny little
Speaker 1: Saint Omo for it. So remember I said it was
Speaker 1: supposed to take four days. Yeah, we're on like day
Speaker 1: twenty eight and they still can't get into this thing. Finally,
Speaker 1: the Ottomans managed to cut off the supply from the
Speaker 1: main fortifications to this fort, so they know it's going
Speaker 1: to fall. But these Nights are just fighting like lions.
Speaker 1: They're using a fifteen hundreds version of a flame thrower,
Speaker 1: they're pouring hot oil on the Ottomans. It's just turning
Speaker 1: into this absolute nightmare. And the problem for the Ottomans
Speaker 1: is not only they haven't taken this fort yet. Remember
Speaker 1: what a siege generally comes down to time. You only
Speaker 1: have so much time if you're if you're under siege,
Speaker 1: you only have so much time. If you're sieging someone else,
Speaker 1: you only have so much time because you only have
Speaker 1: so many supplies. And depending on where you are, the
Speaker 1: weather is a change in and Malta. Once it starts
Speaker 1: to be August ish September ish, we're talking storms, problems.
Speaker 1: You're going to have an issue. And this is Remember
Speaker 1: I said the island was fairly desolate. You're the Ottomans,
Speaker 1: you're very wealthy. You're fine. You landed with forty thousand troops,
Speaker 1: but it's still in island and you have to feed
Speaker 1: forty thousand men three meals a day, plus cannonballs, plus powder,
Speaker 1: plus all that you see in the issue. Now you've
Speaker 1: got a time crunch too. You don't have twenty eight
Speaker 1: days to take the tiny ford beforehand, and these guys
Speaker 1: simply won't die. Then these guys at the Saint elmo
Speaker 1: Ford come up with one of the cooler siege things
Speaker 1: I've ever heard in my life. They come up with
Speaker 1: a firehop. This is after they've been cut off, a
Speaker 1: fire tire. A fire hoop I've heard it called a
Speaker 1: fire roll. The first thing I read called it a
Speaker 1: fire roll. They took the metal strap that goes around
Speaker 1: a barrel. You can see an old wooden barrel in
Speaker 1: your mind, right, and you know there's a metal strapped
Speaker 1: around the top and the bottom of it. You see it.
Speaker 1: They would take off the metal strap, wrap it in
Speaker 1: a rope, soak the rope inflammable liquid, let it dry,
Speaker 1: then do that time and time and time and time
Speaker 1: again into it's super thick. They then would light this
Speaker 1: tire I'm gonna call it a fire tire on fire
Speaker 1: and roll it down the walls of the fortifications and
Speaker 1: it would roll through the lines and you couldn't put
Speaker 1: the thing out because it's so flammable, and it would
Speaker 1: just tear through these Ottoman troops who wore way too
Speaker 1: much clothing because that was simply their style, and all
Speaker 1: their stuff would catch on fire. The Ottomans finally take
Speaker 1: Saint Elmo. Oh my gosh, I just made an accidental
Speaker 1: reference to Saint Elmo's fire Chris, I did full circle.
Speaker 1: They finally take Saint Elmo, and the Muslims are upset.
Speaker 1: The Ottomans are very upset. At this point in time,
Speaker 1: more upset with themselves than anything else. But you know
Speaker 1: how that usually goes when you finally take something how
Speaker 1: many sieges that we talked about, and you're angry. So
Speaker 1: they decide they're going to take all the men they've killed.
Speaker 1: They're remember this is a religious conflict in their mind too.
Speaker 1: They cut off their heads, which was an extreme affront
Speaker 1: to the Christians at that time. Maybe it still is
Speaker 1: at this time. I'm just not one of those people
Speaker 1: who cares what happens to my body once I'm dead,
Speaker 1: but at this time that was very important. They cut
Speaker 1: off their heads and they strapped them to crosses even
Speaker 1: though they were dead, and threw them in the water,
Speaker 1: and the water carried them over to the main fortification.
Speaker 1: The Christians are furious, as you can imagine. Now in
Speaker 1: the minds of the Christians, not only are the Muslim
Speaker 1: hordes coming to destroy Jesus and Christianity, now you're flat
Speaker 1: out mocking our religion while you did it. So the
Speaker 1: Maltese they took all their prisoners and kidnapped guys, executed
Speaker 1: all of them, and remember the beginning of the show,
Speaker 1: cut off their heads, loaded their heads in the cannons,
Speaker 1: and fired their heads into the Ottoman lines, obviously extremely
Speaker 1: insulting to every side. And you do this if you're
Speaker 1: the guys on Malta for a couple of reasons. One
Speaker 1: little petty revenge feels good now and then doesn't it too.
Speaker 1: When you do that, you're letting all your guys know,
Speaker 1: just the heads up, there's no surrender now. Now we've
Speaker 1: personally offended them. It's win or die. You've seen this
Speaker 1: in sieges before. Now, remember, sometimes it works out, sometimes
Speaker 1: it doesn't. Remember the Fall of Carthage. We talk about
Speaker 1: this a long time ago during the Third Punic War,
Speaker 1: when Rome was trying to wipe out Carthage completely and
Speaker 1: Carthage their general. I believe it was Hamilcar. I may
Speaker 1: have that wrong. This is after the age of Hannibal.
Speaker 1: I believe it was Hamilcar. Forget his name, but he
Speaker 1: hauled some of the Roman prisoners up on top of
Speaker 1: the walls of Carthage and tortured them in front of
Speaker 1: the Roman army for his own city's sake, just to
Speaker 1: let them all know there's no escape. Win or die
Speaker 1: didn't work out very well for Carthage because when the
Speaker 1: Romans came in, they killed everybody and actually salted the
Speaker 1: earth behind them. So again, you gotta be careful how
Speaker 1: often you're gonna pull out that card. But they pull
Speaker 1: out that card here. Now we have fire hoops, we
Speaker 1: have cannons shooting heads, and it's getting ugly. And now
Speaker 1: there's one of the cooler war stories I've ever heard,
Speaker 1: as far as many stories of a siege. They got
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Speaker 1: of the cooler things I've heard about is just the
Speaker 1: image of what we're about to talk about. You know,
Speaker 1: they took Saint Elmo, the Ottomans did. Now they're shipping
Speaker 1: some things across in order to go attack the main fortifications. Well,
Speaker 1: the nights know they're coming, so they take these gigantic
Speaker 1: wooden steaks out into the water and they drive them
Speaker 1: into the ocean bed and then chain them together to
Speaker 1: prevent the ships from getting too close to the shore.
Speaker 1: Remember this, and remember this at this time, there are tiny,
Speaker 1: little logistical things that can change everything. Many many, many
Speaker 1: people in this era could not swim. That's a big deal. Now,
Speaker 1: if you're on an island, a smaller island like Malta,
Speaker 1: chances are probably real good you can swim. You would
Speaker 1: have grown up in or around the water, and that's
Speaker 1: just a basic survival thing. So I don't want to
Speaker 1: sit here and act like no one could swim that's
Speaker 1: not true, but the chances are you could or couldn't.
Speaker 1: It's a good chance, and we know for effect many
Speaker 1: of the Ottomans couldn't because at one point during this
Speaker 1: battle they had nine ships sunk and lost a thousand
Speaker 1: troops who didn't get to fire a shop. They just
Speaker 1: went down and couldn't swim dead. So a tiny thing
Speaker 1: would be keep the ship out in the water. They
Speaker 1: chained together these steaks. The Ottomans see this, They're not blind,
Speaker 1: so they send men into the water with axes to
Speaker 1: go chop down the stakes. The Knights see this. They
Speaker 1: have men stripped down naked except for their helmets and
Speaker 1: a knife, which they kept between their teeth while they swam,
Speaker 1: and the naked Christians, with only a knife and a helmet,
Speaker 1: swam out into the water and had a knife axe
Speaker 1: fight in the ocean with the Ottomans. Tell me that's
Speaker 1: not the coolest thing you've ever seen in your life.
Speaker 1: They need. That has to be in a movie. You'd
Speaker 1: probably have to blur out some parts, obviously, but that
Speaker 1: would be awesome. Here's something else cool. In Malta. They
Speaker 1: honor those knights to this day who went out and
Speaker 1: did it and they were successful. I shouldn't, I should know.
Speaker 1: That's friggin sweet. Now, during all this time, all this fighting,
Speaker 1: the incredible bravery and resolve of the Knights, Europe is watching.
Speaker 1: I understand that Europe while they're always fighting each other,
Speaker 1: remember they were very, very worried about the Ottomans. So
Speaker 1: they start gathering up reinforcements. The Ottomans are now fighting
Speaker 1: time because of the weather, because of the supplies. They're
Speaker 1: fighting troop losses because the forty thousand troops ain't forty
Speaker 1: thousand troops anymore. And now the Europeans they're coming up
Speaker 1: with some extra troops for you, especially the Spaniards and
Speaker 1: the Italians. They're putting together a nice relief force. Things
Speaker 1: are looking worse and worse for the Ottomans, and there's
Speaker 1: just some blind luck. Sometimes the Ottomans, trying to get
Speaker 1: under the fortifications start digging tunnels. It's not like they
Speaker 1: invented this. Tunneling under fortifications was the norm back then.
Speaker 1: I think about this often, how scary and creepy and
Speaker 1: exciting that must have been to be digging a tunnel underneath.
Speaker 1: But remember, you don't have lasers. You're not shooting an
Speaker 1: asthmuth back. Then you're kind of just dead reckoning where
Speaker 1: you're at. We're pointing this direction, I think where this deep?
Speaker 1: I think when you're digging a tunnel, you don't know
Speaker 1: how deep you are. So how you tell, or how
Speaker 1: you try to tell, is you stick a steak up up,
Speaker 1: not down. Remember and see how much ground you have
Speaker 1: above you. It's important that you don't stick your steak
Speaker 1: out all the way, though, because then the other side
Speaker 1: might see it low and behold, dumb bad luck. The
Speaker 1: Ottomans tunneling stuck their steak up too far. The Knights
Speaker 1: see it and now know there's a tunnel, and they
Speaker 1: know where it's coming from. So get this. Tell me
Speaker 1: this wouldn't be sweet. The Knights now start to dig
Speaker 1: a counter tunnel, heading directly into the Ottoman tunnel. They
Speaker 1: run into each other on purpose, and they have a
Speaker 1: flamethrower war in a tunnel underneath the walls. It's so cool.
Speaker 1: That's so cool. I don't care who you are. That's
Speaker 1: freaky cool. Now, probably not fun if you're one of
Speaker 1: the actual guys on the ground. I don't think a
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Speaker 1: naked knife fight in the ocean or the tunnel flamethrower war.
Speaker 1: Either way, that's really cool. Just the counter tunnel thing
Speaker 1: is really cool. Sieges are so sweet and horrifying. I
Speaker 1: mean they're sweet because I'm not there, don't get me
Speaker 1: wrong either way. The Spanish the Italians come up with
Speaker 1: a ten thousd man relief force. They land said relief
Speaker 1: force on the northern shore. The Ottomans now are starving.
Speaker 1: They take ten thousand men, which are about all they
Speaker 1: have left, and marsh them up there and they get
Speaker 1: the living crap kicked out of them. And that, ladies
Speaker 1: and gentlemen, is the Siege of Malta, celebrated to this day.
Speaker 1: Is a gigantic victory and a real turning of the
Speaker 1: tide moment that stopped the Ottoman slash Muslim advance throughout Europe. Now,
Speaker 1: you know, hang on the Jesse Kelly Show. This is
Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show. The big reason so many people
Speaker 1: claimed the failed Siege of Malta was a tide turning moment,
Speaker 1: and everyone may have been. When you look at how
Speaker 1: things went after that, I mean it really did as
Speaker 1: as if there weren't a bunch of Ottoman victories after this,
Speaker 1: but they really did stop the massive rapid advancement. But
Speaker 1: why what a tiny little island relatively desolate, Why would
Speaker 1: it be such a tide turning moment? Expectations? Expectations really
Speaker 1: are everything, aren't they? Perspective expectations, setting the bar where
Speaker 1: you set the bar. It's really everything, isn't it. If
Speaker 1: you have a goal in life of making twenty thousand
Speaker 1: dollars a year for your career, being able to afford
Speaker 1: off brand Mountain dew once a week and eat top
Speaker 1: Ramen three times a day, you can argue that's not
Speaker 1: a very lofty goal. Okay, that's fine, But however, you're
Speaker 1: going to achieve your goal. Yeah, yeah, you are. If
Speaker 1: your goal is to become president of the United States
Speaker 1: of America in a billionaire, well, obviously Trump pulled it off,
Speaker 1: but he's the only person in history to do that.
Speaker 1: You got to be more difficult. You see this all
Speaker 1: the time. We're actually gonna have a workout guy on
Speaker 1: this morning, we're going away from politics. One of my guests,
Speaker 1: you see this all the time with people who are
Speaker 1: trying to lose weight get back in shape. I would
Speaker 1: have looked like I would have looked like that movie.
Speaker 1: So I would look like huge Jackman in the Wolverine movies. Bro,
Speaker 1: you're three hundred and seventy five pounds. You've eaten nothing
Speaker 1: but doughnuts for ten years. It's awesome. You want to
Speaker 1: get back in shape. Why don't you just focus on
Speaker 1: ten pounds, then get another ten, then another ten. You
Speaker 1: see what I mean. Everything's about expectations everything I people
Speaker 1: ask me. I get these emails all the time. Why
Speaker 1: why I'm so happy with you know, radio and TV.
Speaker 1: What's the funnest part about it? And honestly, here's the
Speaker 1: funnest part about it, because I never thought I'd ever
Speaker 1: be doing this for a living. I know several of
Speaker 1: my friends in the industry who are They've been doing
Speaker 1: it for a long time, well established, obviously not going
Speaker 1: to tell you any names, and are millionaires. Several times over.
Speaker 1: They are national figures. You know, I mean we're talking
Speaker 1: to three hundred stations in America. Means I mean TV
Speaker 1: shows everything people you would recognize. And what blows me
Speaker 1: away is I'll talk to them almost all the time,
Speaker 1: and they'll ask me how how it's going for me,
Speaker 1: and I'm saying, Oh, you're kidding, it's great, this is awesome,
Speaker 1: it's so much fun. That's going really well. And all
Speaker 1: exchange that, obviously, how are you doing? What do you need?
Speaker 1: And they're almost always miserable, Oh, you're not gonna believe
Speaker 1: this I got. I've been trying to get this station
Speaker 1: and I didn't get it, and it sucks. And then
Speaker 1: this this, this contract I'm working with. They won't do
Speaker 1: this for me, and it sucks and everything sucks. And
Speaker 1: I don't relate to that at all. Why brother, I'm
Speaker 1: just happy to be here. I still have to pinch myself.
Speaker 1: They nationally syndicated my show. I was like, what people
Speaker 1: wait thirty years and never get nationally syndicated. I did
Speaker 1: radio for less than two When they syndicated me, I
Speaker 1: didn't even think I was happy with a seven o'clock
Speaker 1: at night radio show with one hour. Now it's national
Speaker 1: three hours talking to you across the country, and a
Speaker 1: TV show too, And I never to mean, you're thought
Speaker 1: he'd be doing that too. I'm thrilled other people have
Speaker 1: it all and they're miserable because of expectations, because everybody
Speaker 1: wants to be Rush Limbaugh or Tucker Carlson instead of
Speaker 1: just being you and being happy with who you are.
Speaker 1: Nothing wrong with ambition, but it's all about expectations. You
Speaker 1: need to prepare yourself for debate night tonight. You need
Speaker 1: to get your mind right for debate night tonight. This
Speaker 1: is why we have I mean, look, we have Joe Biden.
Speaker 1: He's been giving us quotes like this for I mean gosh,
Speaker 1: since he started campaigning. That's why I made it a
Speaker 1: priority my entire career to work closely with you from
Speaker 1: the time I got to the Senate one hundred and
Speaker 1: eighty years ago, you know, as far as my tenure.
Speaker 1: And we're listening to these and look, I could even
Speaker 1: play a Biden gaff reel for you. I'm not going to,
Speaker 1: but we understand that Joe Biden has always had some
Speaker 1: flubs big time. That's gotten a lot worse as his
Speaker 1: backwards slide mentally has gotten worse. You can see it physically.
Speaker 1: He looks ancient, he sounds ancient. He's boring, he's tired
Speaker 1: and Donald Trump is so good on his feet. You've
Speaker 1: seen the speeches, our hour and a half long speeches
Speaker 1: with nobody else, and he just rolls right along. It
Speaker 1: looks like he could be up there forever. You know
Speaker 1: how hard it is to talk to yourself without I mean,
Speaker 1: that's why so many TV hosts, radio hosts have co
Speaker 1: hosts with them. It gets hard to talk to yourself.
Speaker 1: It's different to give a speech to yourself. It's hard
Speaker 1: for a long time. It's very hard. Trump makes it
Speaker 1: look easy. So Trump's up there making it look easy,
Speaker 1: screaming crowds two hours. Donald Trump, he's the best. Joe Biden.
Speaker 1: I've been in the Senate one hundred and eighty years,
Speaker 1: and I forget the pledge of allegiance. And you're thinking
Speaker 1: to yourself, Trump is going to mop the floor with
Speaker 1: Biden tonight. Slow down on that. What we have tonight
Speaker 1: is quite possibly the moment that decides who wins the presidency.
Speaker 1: The first presidential debate is almost always the most watched. Remember,
Speaker 1: this debate is not for you, It's not for me.
Speaker 1: This debate is for the relatively non political rust belt
Speaker 1: swing voter who voted for Barack Obama. Twice and then
Speaker 1: turned around and voted for Donald Trump. That person is
Speaker 1: going to tune in. They're not going to tune in
Speaker 1: for ninety minutes like you are, like I am. That
Speaker 1: person is going to tune in for ten twenty thirty
Speaker 1: minutes before they change the channel back over to some
Speaker 1: Netflix show they're watching and forget about it. And that
Speaker 1: person very early on is going to make judgments. And
Speaker 1: Joe Biden is going to perform a lot better than
Speaker 1: you think early on because of the drugs they and
Speaker 1: do incredible medical things out there. Now, if you have
Speaker 1: the money and access, and the Democratic Party has the
Speaker 1: money and they have the access, Joe Biden until the
Speaker 1: drugs were off, is going to do fine. No, I
Speaker 1: don't think he's going to win. I don't think he's
Speaker 1: going to get up there and abuse Donald Trump. I
Speaker 1: think he'll do fine. But fine is good enough because
Speaker 1: everyone's expectations are that he's going to go up there,
Speaker 1: trip over his tongue three times and have his eyeball
Speaker 1: fill up with blood. If Joe Biden even lives until
Speaker 1: the end of the debate, everyone will think, Wow, he
Speaker 1: did really well. Because expectations are low. Donald Trump is
Speaker 1: the one with a mountain to climb tonight. Everyone expects
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Speaker 1: Jesse Jesse Kelly returns next. Everything's about expectation. Joe Biden's
Speaker 1: very likely going to do fine tonight. And remember this,
Speaker 1: it certainly doesn't hurt that the entire American media, it's
Speaker 1: completely going to cover for him. They are already have
Speaker 1: the Joe Biden post debate articles printed out, and I
Speaker 1: shouldn't I should mention I'm not making that up. I
Speaker 1: know they do things like this. They have they're gonna
Speaker 1: fill in a few blanks. They have their Joe Biden
Speaker 1: articles basically already printed how he outspars with Trump here
Speaker 1: and overperformed here, And they're going to cover up for
Speaker 1: Joe Biden when he says things. I mean, when he
Speaker 1: says things, did Democrats say, Well, I'm not sure anybody
Speaker 1: that hadn't already made up their mind. Theer for Trump all,
Speaker 1: he's one who knows. But but that's you know, he's
Speaker 1: sort of like gobels. You say the lie long enough,
Speaker 1: keep repeating, repeating, repeating, it becomes common knowledge. Well, sort
Speaker 1: of like gobals. That would be Joseph gobels or gobals,
Speaker 1: depending on how you say it. This Nazi stuff from Democrats,
Speaker 1: it really should stop. Now. I'm not under the impression
Speaker 1: that it's going to stop. But Democrats have for four
Speaker 1: years now created an environment of violence. You know why.
Speaker 1: There have been case after case after case after case
Speaker 1: of violence against Trump supporters by leftists for political reasons.
Speaker 1: Now you may not know about it because the media
Speaker 1: certainly won't report, but it's been an epidemic because Democrats
Speaker 1: have for four years told everybody that we have concentration
Speaker 1: camps on the border, that Trump's a Nazi, Trump's supporters
Speaker 1: or Nazi, they're white supremacists. They're just like gobels, They're
Speaker 1: just like Nazis. Nazi Nazi, Nazi concentration camps, Nazi. And
Speaker 1: let's be frank, they spent four years pushing violence, four
Speaker 1: years of this crap. I just don't even know why
Speaker 1: there are uprisings all of the country. Maybe there will be.
Speaker 1: People need to start taking to the streets. This is
Speaker 1: a dictator, you know. There needs to be unrest in
Speaker 1: the streets for as all as there's unrest in our lives.
Speaker 1: Enemies of the state, show me where it says that
Speaker 1: protests are supposed to be polite and peaceful. Do something
Speaker 1: about your dad's immigrational practices. Effectless, they go low week.
Speaker 1: How do you resist the temptation to run up and
Speaker 1: ring her neck? The biggest terror threat in this country
Speaker 1: is white men, most of them radicalized up to the
Speaker 1: right I thought he should have punched him in the face.
Speaker 1: And even if you lost. He insulted your wife he
Speaker 1: being on the escalator and called Mexicans rapists and earth.
Speaker 1: He said, well, what do you think, I said, have
Speaker 1: done so. I think you should punch him in the
Speaker 1: face and then gotten out of the race. You would
Speaker 1: have been a hero. I'd like to punch him in
Speaker 1: the face, I said, if we're in high school, I'd
Speaker 1: takehim behind the gym and beat the hell out of him.
Speaker 1: Punch some people in the face. When was the last
Speaker 1: time an actor assassinated a president. They're still going to
Speaker 1: have to go out and put a bullet in Donald Trump.
Speaker 1: And that's a fact. Look as his character is stauted. Yeah,
Speaker 1: where is wrong? Wilkes booth When you need it, I
Speaker 1: have thought an awful lot about blowing up the White House.
Speaker 1: The Missouri state senator is under investigation by the Secret
Speaker 1: Service after seeing she hopes President Trump is assassinated. I
Speaker 1: will go and take Trump out tonight. And if you
Speaker 1: see anybody from that cabinet in a restaurant, in a
Speaker 1: defot misdore at a gasol station, you get out, and
Speaker 1: you create a cloud, and you got back on them,
Speaker 1: and you tell them the love gun you anyloy anywhere
Speaker 1: and sadly the domestic enemies to our voting system and
Speaker 1: are honoring our constitution all right at sixteen hundred Pennsylvania Avenue.
Speaker 1: They're not going to stop before election day in November,
Speaker 1: and they're not going to stop after election day. And
Speaker 1: that should be everyone should take note of that on
Speaker 1: both levels, that this isn't They're not gonna let up,
Speaker 1: and they should not. If you say nothing yet, we
Speaker 1: didn't put that compilation together and we can't seem to
Speaker 1: find who did. So credit to you whoever. Until then,
Speaker 1: we'll take credit. Headline. Frequent guest at leading universities says
Speaker 1: violence is the only way to support BLM. Feminista Jones,
Speaker 1: a feminist writer. I'm gonna go out on a limb,
Speaker 1: Chris and say she changed her name. Just look. Call
Speaker 1: it a hunch. Call it a hunch. Feminista Jones, a
Speaker 1: feminist writer, said that violence is the only way to
Speaker 1: forward the work of Black Lives Matter. A popular guest
Speaker 1: speaker at prominent American universities, she has been speaking at Princeton.
Speaker 1: Let me know if you've heard of any of these
Speaker 1: before Princeton, Cornell, Columbia, California, Berkeley, Boston, Vassar, and the
Speaker 1: University of Pennsylvania. White people, no matter how liberal would progress,
Speaker 1: it will never endorse revolutionary acts that may jeopardize their
Speaker 1: children's lives. She explained. As such, they will never support,
Speaker 1: they will never fully support black liberation revolution by way
Speaker 1: of violent rebellion. Violence is the only way. Of course,
Speaker 1: you have to remember what these people really are, and
Speaker 1: you have to pay attention to history. That's why we
Speaker 1: talk about it every day on the show. Where has
Speaker 1: been the peaceful leftist revolution, the non violent leftist revolution?
Speaker 1: It has never ever, ever happened. And to that point,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know why I'm getting off
Speaker 1: on this for a moment. It's actually one of the
Speaker 1: things that gives me hope about America. And this is
Speaker 1: what I mean. It gives me hope about the possibility
Speaker 1: of a national divorce. Leftists are violent people. They are
Speaker 1: in the end, you will be violent on behalf of
Speaker 1: your religion. Period. Remember the opening of today's show. And
Speaker 1: I'm not even one of these people who says violence
Speaker 1: is always wrong. Sometimes violence is justified. That's the nature
Speaker 1: of man. You will be violent on behalf of your
Speaker 1: religion if you really believe it. See Ottomans killing Christians,
Speaker 1: killing Jews. It's just that's the history of the world.
Speaker 1: Leftism is not a political ideology, it's a religion. That's
Speaker 1: why they're willing to be violent on behalf of it. However,
Speaker 1: it is also critical for these leftists to disarm people first.
Speaker 1: That is the most basic thing they all did first.
Speaker 1: You've seen all the posters and things like that online
Speaker 1: Hitler Mao, all of them, and it's like number one,
Speaker 1: disarmed the people. You have to disarm the people otherwise
Speaker 1: you don't have a monopoly on the use of force,
Speaker 1: use of deadly force. And they never no matter how
Speaker 1: hard they tried, they never got our guns. Oh don't
Speaker 1: get me wrong. There are gun restrictions here or there,
Speaker 1: and way more than there should be, but they never
Speaker 1: got our guns. Violence is the only way, of course,
Speaker 1: that's what they believe. You heard all the elected representatives.
Speaker 1: You heard all the people in that video blow up
Speaker 1: the White House, an actor assassinating the president, get in
Speaker 1: their face when they're down, we kick them, punch some people.
Speaker 1: You heard it all. You heard it all. The one
Speaker 1: thing stopping them is our guns, and it's the one
Speaker 1: thing that gives me hope because they know it. Why
Speaker 1: do you think they haven't been able to get these
Speaker 1: Black Lives Matter rallies going big time in the suburbs
Speaker 1: even though they've tried, because every time they push there,
Speaker 1: people push back. Keep it that way, Keep it that way. Now,
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Speaker 1: We are as you can imagine. We had some difficulties connecting,
Speaker 1: but we actually got the man on the line. Alexander Cortez.
Speaker 1: Dude actually gave me an awesome workout program because I'm
Speaker 1: so dag gone tall, Alexander, Why is it tough for
Speaker 1: tall guys to gain muscle? Basic frame is why it's
Speaker 1: tough when you got longer limbs. On the movement mechanics
Speaker 1: for every single exercise, do you change so some things
Speaker 1: to have an Advantagine some things have an extreme disasvantage.
Speaker 1: What's one of the main things people screw up when
Speaker 1: they're out of shape? I know this is a ton
Speaker 1: of people right now. You're out of shape. You're eating poorly.
Speaker 1: You decide, look, everybody wants to look like Alexander Cortez,
Speaker 1: but very few do. How do people screw things up
Speaker 1: getting from where they are to where you are? The
Speaker 1: biggest mistake people make is they try to diet, lose weight,
Speaker 1: lose body fat, but they don't do any kind of
Speaker 1: resistance Treamou try to cut calories, cut and take cut whatever,
Speaker 1: and to steer your body weight down, You're going to
Speaker 1: inevitably lose and muscle at the same time. So you
Speaker 1: could be dropping pounds off, but your tableism is getting
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Speaker 1: lot of people crash diet. Where are they? You know,
Speaker 1: cut their eating down. It lasts for a few weeks,
Speaker 1: they feel low energy, they feel lousy, and the process
Speaker 1: rebounds starts over again. So if you if you do
Speaker 1: anything else, if you just cut out liquid calories and
Speaker 1: gets the gym three days a week again, machines, that
Speaker 1: will make a dramatic difference versus heart and then having
Speaker 1: the process blow up in your face. When you say
Speaker 1: resistance training, are you talking about weights? Is are weights
Speaker 1: of must for everyone? Is that what you're talking about? Push?
Speaker 1: Ups weights. What are you talking about? Yeah, resistance training
Speaker 1: is just to catch all terms for lifting weights in
Speaker 1: many forms. I could ask that question a lot, like
Speaker 1: is there the best way to go about It depends
Speaker 1: upon where you're starting at. Everything works, dumbbells work, body
Speaker 1: weight works in most people if they're really shape, I'll
Speaker 1: tell them, let's, you know, start machines. Let's start with
Speaker 1: just your body weight, comfortable with the movements. Gift for
Speaker 1: color and the lingo thelifting ways. Yeah, it's just catch
Speaker 1: all phrase. It means any anything that you're doing where
Speaker 1: you're working the muscles and they're trying having to produce force.
Speaker 1: Why do you do what you do? I would think
Speaker 1: that This is why I ask it. And now I
Speaker 1: understand I lack patients, I fully admit that, but I
Speaker 1: would think it would be difficult for somebody who's in
Speaker 1: excellent physical shape to always be working with people who aren't.
Speaker 1: I would think, you know, in the same way a
Speaker 1: great basketball player has a hard time becoming a great
Speaker 1: basketball coach because he's not getting out of other people
Speaker 1: what he has. You don't find that. You don't feel
Speaker 1: that at all. Well, as a trainer like this, I
Speaker 1: had to accept this. You swiftly have to accept this
Speaker 1: at some point when you get into sense three that
Speaker 1: people don't really want to work hard in regards to
Speaker 1: their health. They want to Yeah, there's a reason why
Speaker 1: four to five Americans are rule and the number of
Speaker 1: Americans probably literally you really can't compare your personal motivation
Speaker 1: for something that's important to you with somebody else who
Speaker 1: for them it's a secondary priority. Most people, they just
Speaker 1: want to pree. They want to not be out of breath.
Speaker 1: You know they're on top, but their drive to do
Speaker 1: that it can take time to build and it may
Speaker 1: never fully be there the extent that you know is
Speaker 1: desirable roads from their goals. So yeah, you have to
Speaker 1: be before they're at um. No matter who you're working with.
Speaker 1: Why are you in Thailand? Are you on vacation? I
Speaker 1: love that it's beautiful there. Uh no, I I'm love
Speaker 1: to Thailand. Actually, gosh, that's all. Now. Why why live
Speaker 1: in Thailand over the United States of America? Is it's food?
Speaker 1: Is it the women? No? No, it's from Louis Thai,
Speaker 1: so I that's Thailand. Right before the lockdown started, actually
Speaker 1: not globally, but i'd been playing in Italian for quite
Speaker 1: a long time. He had been a so I'm thirty
Speaker 1: one now. He had been a dream of mine when
Speaker 1: I was much younger, in my early twenties to go
Speaker 1: to Thailand, train, movie, Thai. I'm sort of just lived
Speaker 1: that lifestyle, and at the time I didn't have the
Speaker 1: way to afford it. Yeah, I was scraping by, but
Speaker 1: it was just a thing I I do one day
Speaker 1: and then years where the dream was possible. So I decided,
Speaker 1: you know what, let's go to Thailand. And Thailand, which
Speaker 1: spear I think is most of the US are most places,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I look here now and life's wonderful. Thailand
Speaker 1: is the great country culture, very friendly people, very calm people.
Speaker 1: So now the hysteria in the US, yeah, and that
Speaker 1: is a fact, all right. Where can people find out
Speaker 1: more about you man, getting more of your stuff? So
Speaker 1: most direct spot Twitter, U A j A underscore Quartz
Speaker 1: when if I see a Twitter, you can find me
Speaker 1: on Instagram same handle, and the using my website, which
Speaker 1: is where I've a I've a weekly fitness news letter
Speaker 1: dot Tight Places and I'm pretty responsive to d n's messages,
Speaker 1: So anyone wants to be a message, I'll easily answer
Speaker 1: pretty quickly. Appreciate you my brother very much. Good luck
Speaker 1: out there, Like awesome dude, he's in Thailand. Phone connection
Speaker 1: wasn't exactly wonderful, I realized it said. That's why that
Speaker 1: one went a little shorter. That was more out of
Speaker 1: respect for you than anything else, which sucks, because that
Speaker 1: dude is a wealth of information. We've talked a lot.
Speaker 1: We've talked a lot, Chris. Could you live in another country?
Speaker 1: You could? Without question? I wonder if I go. And
Speaker 1: this is why I wonder it. And I've obviously been
Speaker 1: a plenty of crappy ones, but even the nice ones
Speaker 1: I've been to, like Japan, Japan's awesome, modern, cool place.
Speaker 1: It's still not America. It's still not America. And I
Speaker 1: find myself missing America. Don't get me wrong, you know
Speaker 1: if I mean, we all know at some point I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be on the run from the law, and if
Speaker 1: that's the case, I'm gonna have to live somewhere else.
Speaker 1: But I don't know if I would ever choose to
Speaker 1: see Chris asked if I couldn't do Mexico just south
Speaker 1: of the border, keeping my US residency. As you know,
Speaker 1: I love Mexico. Love Mexico. The beautiful place, lovely food,
Speaker 1: great beer. It's just hot chicks, cool family environment. I
Speaker 1: understand they have plenty of problems. I get all this,
Speaker 1: but you're kind of you're kind of working your way
Speaker 1: around the question. If you say just south of the border,
Speaker 1: keep your US residency, I mean you're gone. You're never
Speaker 1: coming back to America. You're going to live somewhere else.
Speaker 1: I don't think i'd want to. I could vacation in Mexico.
Speaker 1: I could do this thing where I take like an
Speaker 1: extended month in Mexico, if I ever had the kind
Speaker 1: of money to do something like that, rent a house
Speaker 1: down there, chill. But I don't think I could live
Speaker 1: anywhere else, or I don't think i'd ever want to
Speaker 1: do it willingly, you know what I mean. Chris said,
Speaker 1: there are bits of America I'll miss. I could live
Speaker 1: somewhere else. I don't think so, though, And this is
Speaker 1: the reason I don't think so. Even even when we
Speaker 1: did the Europe trip. Remember the Europe trip. I've talked
Speaker 1: about it a thousand times, And it's not like we
Speaker 1: were slumming it out there. I mean they were good hotels,
Speaker 1: good restaurants. Is fine, certainly not you know, lap of luxury.
Speaker 1: But we were doing fine. We were about seven eight
Speaker 1: days in. I missed America. Point is that sound hoky?
Speaker 1: It's true though I love this place. It's my place.
Speaker 1: I don't have this burning desire to go to somewhere else. Thailand.
Speaker 1: Probably get in trouble in Thailand. Thailand has some weird laws,
Speaker 1: and then there are some things there aren't laws about.
Speaker 1: I've told you before about being offered a grenade launcher
Speaker 1: buy my bartender in Thailand. Oh yes, we do have
Speaker 1: a jack and coke and a grenade launcher on sale
Speaker 1: today if you'd like one. And I'm thinking to myself,
Speaker 1: wait what and he just opens up this little compartment
Speaker 1: and there it is. I'm like, wow, you you actually
Speaker 1: have one right there? How about that? For home protection, Chris,
Speaker 1: you have to make sure the kids weren't at home.
Speaker 1: Hang on, miss something. There's a podcast getting on demand
Speaker 1: wherever podcasts are found, The Jesse Kelly Show. I want
Speaker 1: you to have a good retirement one day. Look, I'm
Speaker 1: rooting for you, and that's not because I'm good. It's
Speaker 1: because I'm rooting for myself. And if you have one,
Speaker 1: that likely gets spread around because that means we all
Speaker 1: didn't get taken to the cleaners when the market takes
Speaker 1: a dive and we all know what's gonna come right,
Speaker 1: the market's gonna take a dive. Well, let me ask
Speaker 1: you something. How close are you to retirement a year,
Speaker 1: five years, ten, fifteen? What if you woke up today
Speaker 1: and saw half of everything you saved, everything you had
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Speaker 1: of people out there, it has been in the past.
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Speaker 1: com slash jesse. Thailand's an evil place, man can be
Speaker 1: cool place, evil place. I've told you my dysentery story.
Speaker 1: You want to know how dark that place could be.
Speaker 1: Give you a little heads up here. We were in well,
Speaker 1: we were near patti A Beach, Thailand, And I should
Speaker 1: say this was obviously like two decades ago, so I
Speaker 1: don't know if things have changed, but in had to
Speaker 1: be Thailand at the time. Whenever we weren't doing jungle
Speaker 1: warfare training and they let us out into town, you
Speaker 1: could go down and there were all kinds of really fun,
Speaker 1: cool different things you could do. We mainly hung out
Speaker 1: at the the hard Rock Hotel. There was a huge
Speaker 1: hard rock hotel there where half the pool had a
Speaker 1: sand bottom in it. It had a sand bottom and
Speaker 1: half the pool like it was a beach and a
Speaker 1: swim up bar in the pool and a live band.
Speaker 1: It was. It was by a mile and I've been
Speaker 1: to Vegas and all these It was the coolest pool
Speaker 1: I've ever seen in my entire life. And it was
Speaker 1: also very safe and clean. You could eat the food.
Speaker 1: They had American food there because I did not like
Speaker 1: the food. That's really where we hung out for the
Speaker 1: most part. Or we went to the kickboxing things. But
Speaker 1: on the way to these things you had to walk
Speaker 1: or take a botbus by other parts of town. A
Speaker 1: botbus is a boto pretty sure. Was the tie currency.
Speaker 1: I didn't look that up, or I haven't looked it up.
Speaker 1: It's been a while. But they have these little crappy
Speaker 1: old pickup trucks, you know, the miniature pickup trucks, and
Speaker 1: you just get in the back and they have a
Speaker 1: bench which is a nice way of saying. They have
Speaker 1: a board on each side and you sit on it
Speaker 1: this covering and you. I mean, it's Americo. None of
Speaker 1: us died. And you take these things into town from base,
Speaker 1: they just line up outside of base. You go pay
Speaker 1: the guy. I don't remember. I'm sure it was nothing.
Speaker 1: We didn't have any money and we were fabulously wealthy
Speaker 1: over there. And you take the bot bust into town
Speaker 1: and if you're cruising by, they drop you off at
Speaker 1: this main strip down by the ocean and running perpendicular
Speaker 1: to the main strip, or all these side streets where
Speaker 1: we were warned not to go. Now, unlike Tokyo, we
Speaker 1: genuinely didn't go there. You would look up these streets
Speaker 1: and I'm not making this up, and I'll keep this
Speaker 1: safe for family consumption. There were adult establishments up and
Speaker 1: down these streets where the girls would be in various
Speaker 1: themed themed attire. That's how we'll put it. One of
Speaker 1: them named the school House. I'll let you use your
Speaker 1: imagination there. And it actually gets even worse from there.
Speaker 1: That would be one street, the next street it would
Speaker 1: be boys there in various states of attire, and then
Speaker 1: the next street girls and the next street boys. This
Speaker 1: was a period in my life where I was not
Speaker 1: exactly a saint, and I will tell you I was horrified. Horrified.
Speaker 1: We all were. I mean, these were a bunch of
Speaker 1: young marines and we were like this, this is not
Speaker 1: a good place. This is not a good place. Then again,
Speaker 1: I should clarify that was Patti a beach. I'm told
Speaker 1: there are other parts of Thailand that are nicer. I
Speaker 1: never went up to Bangkok. I'm sure lots of people
Speaker 1: some people did. I never went up to Bangkok. And
Speaker 1: I will tell you this, if you were into that
Speaker 1: kind of environment, it was beautiful, and I mean beautiful.
Speaker 1: One thing I do remember, though, is the sea snakes,
Speaker 1: the ocean snakes. You would go out on the docks
Speaker 1: at night. It was really cool. We go down by
Speaker 1: the docks, you have beer down by the docks and
Speaker 1: you look in the water. If there were any lights
Speaker 1: in the water, and sometimes there were lights under it,
Speaker 1: the snakes would be in swarms in the water over there.
Speaker 1: And that was that was a little creepy. But yeah,
Speaker 1: that's Southeast Asia thing. Chris, that's gonna be a no
Speaker 1: for me. That's gonna be a dough for me. But
Speaker 1: the kickboxing environment over there, he said he was over
Speaker 1: there doing muy Thai, fascinating fascinating environment. We loved going
Speaker 1: to the muy Thai kickboxing fights. They'd have him in
Speaker 1: these I want to call it open air, but there
Speaker 1: was always a roof covering on its. It rains all
Speaker 1: the time. Other than that, there really weren't walls, and
Speaker 1: it would be when I say massive, we're talking the
Speaker 1: side of Put a couple of football fields together side
Speaker 1: by side, and that's how big these places were where
Speaker 1: they'd have rings set up everywhere, and there'd even be
Speaker 1: women kickboxers, midgets. You know, it's Thailand, Chris, Thailand's crazy.
Speaker 1: But these muay Thai guys over there, they live it.
Speaker 1: You don't do muay Thai on the weekends. You'll live
Speaker 1: in muay Thai schools sometimes, and these dudes are ferocious.
Speaker 1: Muay Thai is one of the best. If you're looking
Speaker 1: for a martial art that actually works out there, I mean,
Speaker 1: you really want to stick with muay Thai, jiu jitsu,
Speaker 1: that kind of stuff because it's actually applicable and actually works.
Speaker 1: But that Mutai stuff is amazing. Now I saw this
Speaker 1: headline and I'm gonna have a different make on its.
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Speaker 1: The driver, Tatiana Turner, has been charged with assault with
Speaker 1: a deadly weapon and attempted murder. All that stuff's fine.
Speaker 1: Apparently she plowed through these people on purpose. I'm all
Speaker 1: about counter protests. I'm all about playing offense. I'm all
Speaker 1: about arming yourself and guarding a local business from being
Speaker 1: torched by these Antifa Black Lives Matter animals. I'm all
Speaker 1: about that life. However, two big rules. One, don't bring
Speaker 1: your kids. Two, get out of the road. I say
Speaker 1: the same thing there that I said to Antifa that
Speaker 1: I send to the Black Lives Matter guys every time
Speaker 1: they get run over. Get out of a freaking road.
Speaker 1: Stop protesting where cars drive, and you'll stop being driven over.
Speaker 1: I don't understand and why that's such a difficult concept.
Speaker 1: Get out of the road. Yeah, Lee, Sometimes I get frustrating, Chris,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm gonna say. The Blue bound here.
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly returns next. This is a Jesse Kelly show. Chris.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I worry about bringing stuff up because I'm worried
Speaker 1: that someone is just going to flat out just head
Speaker 1: butt the radio. I don't know where I'm looking at
Speaker 1: these two different headlines, and I just read a third
Speaker 1: headline and I see where all this is going and
Speaker 1: I just I don't know what to say. I don't
Speaker 1: throw my hands up, and I feel the frustration right now.
Speaker 1: There are coronavirus outbreaks already with two NFL teams, the
Speaker 1: Titans and the Vikings. They both suspended in person things.
Speaker 1: I'm not watching the NFL, as you well know. I'm
Speaker 1: just looking at the headline that's going to be a
Speaker 1: big deal. I'm also looking at a pgmedia dot com headline,
Speaker 1: a weary America braces for more pandemic lockdowns. That's going
Speaker 1: to be a big deal. And I'm looking at Governor
Speaker 1: Ron De Santis saying, quote, you can't just say no
Speaker 1: after six months, then we have people twisting in the wind.
Speaker 1: He's talking about the coronavirus phases. So we're going phase
Speaker 1: one phase. What do all these things have in common?
Speaker 1: They are all signs of what's coming. You know it,
Speaker 1: and I know it. Coronavirus is coming back. Oh. I
Speaker 1: don't know whether or not the virus is actually coming back.
Speaker 1: I don't know whether any of these people who test
Speaker 1: positive are actually ever going to get sick. But I
Speaker 1: do know this. I know that, just as I told you,
Speaker 1: the real danger during those coronavirus lockdowns. Was letting all
Speaker 1: these politicians know just how much power you were willing
Speaker 1: to let them have. These politicians all think they can
Speaker 1: lock you down whenever they feel like it. Now, And
Speaker 1: how many history stories have we told on this show?
Speaker 1: How many how long we've been doing the show, Chris
Speaker 1: two and a half years? Maybe, how many history stories
Speaker 1: have we been doing on this show? How many stories
Speaker 1: have I told you about so and so gaining power
Speaker 1: and then so and so deciding he didn't want it
Speaker 1: anymore in giving it back? Let's start with zero and
Speaker 1: work our way up from there. We told politicians that
Speaker 1: they had control over our lives, and we will pay
Speaker 1: dearly for telling them that for a long long time.
Speaker 1: And what is a politician? I realize they can come
Speaker 1: from all walks of life, But in general are politicians
Speaker 1: wildly successful people in the real world. In general, politicians
Speaker 1: are people who realize getting elected will give them all
Speaker 1: the things they were never able to obtain in the
Speaker 1: real world. Very very, very rarely do you find somebody
Speaker 1: privately successful who wants to run for office and get elected.
Speaker 1: Why I had this talk. I know a bunch of
Speaker 1: the restaurateurs here in Houston, and we go out and
Speaker 1: we have, you know, lunch, sometimes a couple of beers.
Speaker 1: We just talk about life and everything else. And I
Speaker 1: brought it up to them one day, just almost half jokingly,
Speaker 1: I'm like, why don't you guys ever run for anything?
Speaker 1: And they all laughed and laughed like, I'm a millionaire,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna spend the next two weeks in Cabo. Why
Speaker 1: would I ever be a politician? And they all echoed
Speaker 1: that what a politician. A politician is what you become
Speaker 1: when you didn't do much else or anything else, and
Speaker 1: it gives you access to the things that the wealthy
Speaker 1: guy has, period, and that type of person, that type
Speaker 1: of person gets off on being able to tell you
Speaker 1: close your business down. Why because I said so, That's
Speaker 1: why they love it. And when we collectively decided they
Speaker 1: had the authority to tell us that that was a major,
Speaker 1: major moment in the history of the United States of America,
Speaker 1: much bigger than people think it is. And the price
Speaker 1: we're paying for that still, and the price we're going
Speaker 1: to pay it is high. We haven't even gotten close
Speaker 1: to all the trickle down effect of all those lockdowns
Speaker 1: and insanity and business closures and restaurant closures. You think
Speaker 1: I talk to you about getting a gold Ira from
Speaker 1: Gold Alliance just for my convenience. Oh, you really need
Speaker 1: to look into it, because pain is coming. Financially, pain
Speaker 1: is coming, and it goes way beyond dollars and cents,
Speaker 1: way beyond dollars and cents. Headline, Texas hospital sees alarming
Speaker 1: increase in juvenile suicide patients nearly one per day in
Speaker 1: the last month. We see kids every day telling us
Speaker 1: they're struggling. Doctor Kiya Carter, a medical director at Psychiatry
Speaker 1: at Cook's Children's, set about the increase in juvenile suicide
Speaker 1: that the hospital says amounted to roughly one new patient
Speaker 1: per day in August. According to KTVT News. This is
Speaker 1: from Washington Examiner dot com. The hospital admitted twenty nine
Speaker 1: children and all in August following attempted suicides, and it's
Speaker 1: admitted one hundred to ninety two this year, which is
Speaker 1: more than double the amount admitted during the same time
Speaker 1: period five years ago. There's a cost to what we've done.
Speaker 1: I've seen it in my own home. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to sit here and say that I have normal kids.
Speaker 1: There is no such thing as normal. That's a bunch
Speaker 1: of crap. But they're certainly well adjusted, provided for, happy children,
Speaker 1: two parents that love them. It's a priority for us.
Speaker 1: My oldest son struggling, he's back at school. He's not
Speaker 1: the type of kid who's going to have ten thousand friends.
Speaker 1: That's my youngest son. My oldest son's going to have
Speaker 1: you know, two or three close friends. He's a different kid.
Speaker 1: He's awesome. His close friends all their parents pulled their
Speaker 1: kids out of school and they're all doing virtual classes. Now. Now,
Speaker 1: my happy, well adjusted son, now sometimes he sits by
Speaker 1: himself at lunch, plays on the playground by himself. Comes
Speaker 1: to me, Dad, I'm lonely. Now, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 1: He's not suicidal. He's fine. He's gonna be fine. We're
Speaker 1: working it all out. He just had he just had
Speaker 1: a day where he went and hung out with all
Speaker 1: his virtual class friends and things like. Everything's fine. But
Speaker 1: that's a child in a two parent home where he's
Speaker 1: cared for, provided for and loved. Now, you tell me
Speaker 1: what the kids are going through out there that don't
Speaker 1: have that, And sadly, there are lots of kids out
Speaker 1: there who don't have that. For a virus that poses
Speaker 1: almost zero danger to a child at that age. The
Speaker 1: most flatly absurd thing I've ever witnessed in my entire
Speaker 1: lifetime was a nation of three hundred and thirty million
Speaker 1: people getting in a collective panic for a virus with
Speaker 1: an over ninety nine and survivability rate. I've never seen
Speaker 1: anything like it in my life. Goes way beyond dollars
Speaker 1: and cents. What we've ripped away from people in this country.
Speaker 1: What an absolute disgrace. Is he smarter than everyone who knows?
Speaker 1: Does he think so? Yeah? That Jesse Kelly Shaw gold
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Speaker 1: and understand this. When I tell you to get a
Speaker 1: gold Ira from gold Alliance, I'm not telling you to
Speaker 1: rip all your money out of the stock market and
Speaker 1: rip all your money out of bonds and just go
Speaker 1: with this one thing. No, I just want you to
Speaker 1: get a gold Ira and diversify a bit, that's all,
Speaker 1: because what I don't want is what I know I'm
Speaker 1: going to get when this market does what we know
Speaker 1: what's going to do. What always happens when you print
Speaker 1: money like this, spend money like this, business closures, when
Speaker 1: the market does that. I don't want to have to
Speaker 1: read these heartbreaking emails that I've had before with things
Speaker 1: like this saying Jesse, I should have listened to you.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm wiped out. But is there anything I can
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Speaker 1: Romanian village reelects deceased mayor. This is from Valahia News
Speaker 1: slash valahiah News. Is that a real Chris? Look? That's up?
Speaker 1: Is this some weird site that you go on a night?
Speaker 1: You well, I know how you are. Valahia News. Roman
Speaker 1: Village Romanian villagers decided to re elect their dead mayor.
Speaker 1: This happened in Devezizilu. I'm look, I'm not a linguist
Speaker 1: okay in a village in southern Romania, which is famous
Speaker 1: for hosting the American Defense Missile System. The mayor Ion Allaman,
Speaker 1: died while being infected with COVID nineteen on September nineteenth
Speaker 1: before the local elect Ten days before the local elections
Speaker 1: on Sunday, the authorities didn't have time to change the
Speaker 1: ballots and print new ones. Thus the villagers decided to
Speaker 1: vote him, as his name still mentioned on a ballot.
Speaker 1: After the vote, some villagers went to his grave to
Speaker 1: celebrate his reelection. That's awesome. You know what's terrible, and
Speaker 1: this truly is terrible. You have these thoughts when you're
Speaker 1: running for office, and don't for a second I think
Speaker 1: it hasn't occurred to both Joe Biden and Donald Trump
Speaker 1: running for office. Is not that they want it too,
Speaker 1: but what if something happened to the other guy? You
Speaker 1: want one heart beat away and Kamala Harris oh man.
Speaker 1: If Joe Biden wins election, she probably because she's just
Speaker 1: so terrible, she'll probably have a difficult time hiding it.
Speaker 1: How you feeling today, Joe? How's the old ticker? Hey? Oh? Whoops?
Speaker 1: Did I drop my cocaine? Would you like some? Quinn?
Speaker 1: Eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three
Speaker 1: is the number? Eight seven seven three seven seven four
Speaker 1: three seven three. Thank you again for your emails. I
Speaker 1: read all of your emails, every one of them. Not
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Speaker 1: the time and they're awesome. Do not forget to leave
Speaker 1: me a review on iTunes five star rating interview talking
Speaker 1: about how handsome I am. Those seem to be going
Speaker 1: really well as well. Apparently we just passed the million mark.
Speaker 1: We're just cruising right along on this show, and man,
Speaker 1: does that speak poorly of all of you. Good news
Speaker 1: Afghan war sees its longest span without US combat death.
Speaker 1: This is according to Stripes dot Com. That's the good
Speaker 1: part of it. There's a bad part of it. You're
Speaker 1: going to have to get used to. I'm going to
Speaker 1: have to get used to. Second headline, this is from Yahoo.
Speaker 1: Taliban negotiating team says Afghan government unwilling to accept uspeace steal.
Speaker 1: Forget about the peace steal, focus on the Taliban negotiating
Speaker 1: team part What are you willing to do to get
Speaker 1: out of there? What are you willing to do to
Speaker 1: leave Afghanistan to the Afghans? And you should if you're not,
Speaker 1: If you're one of these people, we have to stay there.
Speaker 1: Then you know how I feel about chickenhawks. That's fine
Speaker 1: if that's your belief, If you believe we have to
Speaker 1: stay there, then either you, if you're fighting age, or
Speaker 1: somebody you love who is fighting age, should go. Think
Speaker 1: about your son. If you think we should stay there,
Speaker 1: your son should go over there and fight. Then that's
Speaker 1: just simple facts of the matter. If you believe it's
Speaker 1: important enough for someone else's son to go die, then
Speaker 1: it better be important enough for your son to go die.
Speaker 1: You own it. Don't tell me what you believe, Show
Speaker 1: me what you believe. Mit Romney wants to invade every
Speaker 1: country on Earth, has nine thousand kids and grandkids, and
Speaker 1: nobody's been able to locate the recruiting office. I have
Speaker 1: a big problem with that. Teddy Roosevelt, for all all
Speaker 1: of his faults and things, I disagreed with him on
Speaker 1: wanted to go to war every time there was a war.
Speaker 1: But Teddy wanted to be in it. And if he couldn't,
Speaker 1: then my sons are going. That's at least putting your
Speaker 1: money where your mouth is. Don't tell me what you believe,
Speaker 1: show me. So again, let's just agree we should be
Speaker 1: getting out. That's a bumper sticker, though, you know how
Speaker 1: we say that get out of Afghanistan is a bumper
Speaker 1: sticker how it actually looks on the ground. Is getting
Speaker 1: out of Afghanistan means you're negotiating with the Taliban. Let's
Speaker 1: not forget who the Taliban are. Absolutely horrible people who
Speaker 1: treat women and children like dog meat. Violent awful people,
Speaker 1: violent awful people who will not only seize control once
Speaker 1: we leave, they will they will commit war crimes against
Speaker 1: anybody who's helped us once we're gone. They have a
Speaker 1: list of names. They're checking it twice. It's going to
Speaker 1: be rough in Afghanistan if you're somebody who's known to
Speaker 1: help Americans when Americans leave, I'm not saying we stay.
Speaker 1: You know how I feel. I want you to be ready.
Speaker 1: I have to tell myself to be ready and get
Speaker 1: this because this is the social media age. If it's
Speaker 1: Donald Trump who actually pulls us out of there, you're
Speaker 1: going to have an American news crew filming these war
Speaker 1: crimes and putting those videos online in order to make
Speaker 1: Trump look bad, which means forgetting the politics part of it,
Speaker 1: You're going to have to witness this, and that gets
Speaker 1: a lot harder once you can see it, doesn't it.
Speaker 1: Remember I did that show a long time ago on
Speaker 1: what I consider the worst invention in the history of
Speaker 1: mankind to photograph. It changed everything, It personalized everything, had
Speaker 1: made things more emotional. You can tell me about a
Speaker 1: war crime in Afghanistan all you want. That's one thing.
Speaker 1: It's quite another to see a thirty second leaked Internet
Speaker 1: video of Taliban soldiers killing a child. Even my cold
Speaker 1: dead heart doesn't want to see that crap. That's kids,
Speaker 1: that's women. But that's what it means, and we are
Speaker 1: going to have to wrap our minds around that being
Speaker 1: what it means. There's a great saying on this, and
Speaker 1: I didn't look it up beforehand, so I'm doing this
Speaker 1: on the fly, and I'm going to screw up the saying.
Speaker 1: I don't even know who to attribute the saying too.
Speaker 1: But the saying is something along the lines of you
Speaker 1: only make peace with your enemies. You don't need to
Speaker 1: make peace with your friends. You can talk all day
Speaker 1: long about how gross the Taliban are, and I would
Speaker 1: agree with every single horrible thing you have to say
Speaker 1: about those monsters. However, it has to be done, and
Speaker 1: you have to man up enough to swallow your pride
Speaker 1: and know that you're going to see an American diplomat,
Speaker 1: possibly even Chris says the person who said that was
Speaker 1: Rula Ghani. He was in Afghani. No way, really, how
Speaker 1: about that? Thank you, Chris, So props to Rula Ghani
Speaker 1: if you're a great saying. But that means you're going
Speaker 1: to see an American diplomat, maybe even Mike Pompeio. You're
Speaker 1: going to see it on camera him sitting around a
Speaker 1: table negotiating with the Taliban stuff. You know, you're going
Speaker 1: to have car problems, right. I'm not being cynical. I'm
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Speaker 1: Tuesday at this time. Former Air Force PJA and host
Speaker 1: of the World News with BK podcast BK. I've got
Speaker 1: a headline here, Taliban negotiating team talking about doing something.
Speaker 1: We're just going to have to accept that we're going
Speaker 1: to be sitting at a table with a Taliban negotiating
Speaker 1: team soon, right, Yeah, that's it's supposedly going to happen.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's that's part of the deal. The sticking point, Jesse.
Speaker 1: As you know, we've been covering those prisoner release negotiations
Speaker 1: for several months now, and you know, I always joked
Speaker 1: because the Afghan government actually boked at releasing like, you know,
Speaker 1: seven guys, you know, and I was like, how bad
Speaker 1: are those guys? When you know, that's like a hold
Speaker 1: up for the entire negotiation process. And it turns out
Speaker 1: one of the guys they want that was that was
Speaker 1: the sticking point was a guy who killed two US
Speaker 1: military members in a Green on Blue attack. So that
Speaker 1: was a big deal, and one of them was a
Speaker 1: pretty high ranking guy, I believe, and it was he
Speaker 1: turned his gun on a lieutenant in the Afghan military
Speaker 1: that they were training or then ram So that was
Speaker 1: like a big sticking point in the negotiations, whether or not.
Speaker 1: And now I guess they're resolved by saying they're going
Speaker 1: to be under house arrest or some bullcraft like that
Speaker 1: that will quickly vanish. I'm sure as soon as they
Speaker 1: get what they want. What prisoners do they have? Do
Speaker 1: they have they don't have ours? Right? Or who do
Speaker 1: they have? Yeah? So the big thing with the big problems,
Speaker 1: the Taliban was willing to meet with US, the United States,
Speaker 1: but they were not willing to meet with the Afghan
Speaker 1: government and President Ashraf Ghani. Jesse, you believe that I
Speaker 1: don't even have that guy's name in front of me.
Speaker 1: Who else can rattle off the name of the Afghan
Speaker 1: president with such ease, Jesse? Nobody can talk me with
Speaker 1: the steel trap mind is unbelievable. Anyway, where was they saying, Yeah,
Speaker 1: So the sticking point was always between sitting down with
Speaker 1: the Afghan government and so the Afghan government wants their
Speaker 1: guys back that the Taliban is holding their their Afghan
Speaker 1: security forces they're not holding any US troops. Now I'm
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to get down into the details of this,
Speaker 1: but the Taliban are holding prisoners, which I find to
Speaker 1: be a little shocking. Anyway, I can't imagine the Taliban
Speaker 1: prison containment facility is top notch. What what do we
Speaker 1: know about that? Do we know anything about that? And
Speaker 1: you know, that's a great question, and you know it
Speaker 1: is funny. The big the part of the reason why
Speaker 1: I do my podcast Jesse is the details, and that's
Speaker 1: what fascinates me. That's a good question. Man. Um, maybe
Speaker 1: it's like really medieval and they say, like, you know,
Speaker 1: every time you step foot over this line, we're gonna
Speaker 1: take a pinky. I don't know, it could be like
Speaker 1: that bad. So maybe they're like, you know what, I'm
Speaker 1: good here, I'm I'm getting food. I'll just sit in
Speaker 1: this hut. I'm not sure. Oh gosh, it has to
Speaker 1: be absolutely wretched over that, all right, imagine the imagine that. God,
Speaker 1: what is the power dynamic there? I mean, the thinking
Speaker 1: I hear all the time is this, as soon as
Speaker 1: we're gone, the Taliban are going to take over. But
Speaker 1: is that way too simplistic? Is there any kind end
Speaker 1: of power with the actual Afghani government. I mean there
Speaker 1: should be. We've been propping them up for eighteen years.
Speaker 1: They have, you know, airplanes and helicopters and all the
Speaker 1: rest of the stuff that we've tried to embark to them.
Speaker 1: So people do imagine that the Taliban would make quick
Speaker 1: work of them, But I would like to believe that
Speaker 1: the Afghan National Government as it stands now has some
Speaker 1: kind of fighting spirit in it. Who knows, who knows.
Speaker 1: After we leave b K Debate, prepas, what are you
Speaker 1: obviously going to watch? What are you looking for? What
Speaker 1: are you expecting? Okay, So first of all, Jesse, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna shamelessly plug I am doing a debate special with
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Speaker 1: like Mystery Science. Theeter three thousands that will be doing
Speaker 1: running commentary. It's going to be hilarious, trust me. Look
Speaker 1: for that on the podcast page. As far as when
Speaker 1: I look for I think Joe Biden will be very
Speaker 1: vague and mediocre, and then the media will fall all
Speaker 1: over themselves praising him his statesmanship. They're gonna be like,
Speaker 1: my god, this is the most incredible debate performance I've
Speaker 1: ever seen. That's what they're going to be screaming on
Speaker 1: CNN afterwards. He's which, which blows my mind, because, you know,
Speaker 1: the let's not lower our expectations too much. The guy
Speaker 1: has been in public office for fifty years. He should
Speaker 1: know how to debate, you know, he should be able
Speaker 1: to go up on stage and not make a dudo
Speaker 1: in his pants. So I'm setting my expectations moderate. I'm
Speaker 1: sure he'll do fine. I'm sure Trump will do fine.
Speaker 1: I'm hoping for some I'm hoping, actually that they just
Speaker 1: strip nude and start wrestling, my preferred method of debate.
Speaker 1: But since that can't happen, I would like to hear
Speaker 1: a few singers. I'm sure at the debate ends, both
Speaker 1: sides will come away thinking their guy kicks some butt.
Speaker 1: Isn't the debate way way way more important for Biden
Speaker 1: than Trump. Trump such a public figure, you're getting the
Speaker 1: Trump you always get. Trump never changes. It's Biden who's
Speaker 1: the gigantic question mark. Isn't it way more important for Biden?
Speaker 1: I think so. I think you're right. Like I said,
Speaker 1: all the media is collectively holding its breath right now,
Speaker 1: and they're going to declare him the debate king after this,
Speaker 1: no matter what he does. I do think it's important
Speaker 1: for Biden to put in a reasonable cogent performance. But
Speaker 1: I do think it's important for Trump also to kind
Speaker 1: of he needs to rattle off some stuff. He needs
Speaker 1: to look. He needs to portray himself as the big
Speaker 1: man in charge, you know what I mean, and that
Speaker 1: that is what you know. America now, for some inexplicable reason,
Speaker 1: looks to the president to be our national daddy figure.
Speaker 1: I've never been that sort of person, but that works.
Speaker 1: A lot of people want to feel assured by their
Speaker 1: president being the man in charge. So if Trump, Trump should,
Speaker 1: in some respects stomp around up there and say America first,
Speaker 1: Nobody's gonna mess with America as long as I'm in charge.
Speaker 1: Look at this guy over here. You can barely remember
Speaker 1: the name of his grandkids. Blah blah blah. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's gonna get ruthless, and it should. This is for
Speaker 1: the presidency of the United States. This isn't for the
Speaker 1: rotary club. Does Trump bring up the hunter Biden stuff
Speaker 1: and shooty, Well, you know it's funny, Jesse, because I
Speaker 1: talked about in the podcast after the Joe Biden comments,
Speaker 1: the stupid bastards to the troops faces comments, you know
Speaker 1: that really took away a big arrow in his quiver,
Speaker 1: I thought, because you know, until then, the Biden team
Speaker 1: was going to plan on going after Trump hard for
Speaker 1: the anonymous alleged suckers and losers comments. But now if
Speaker 1: they try to go after him with that, if Trump
Speaker 1: is smart and his team is prepped properly, He's going
Speaker 1: to turn to Biden and be like, what are you
Speaker 1: talking about, you stupid idiot. You're on video calling guys
Speaker 1: in uniforms stupid bastards. So you know that's not going
Speaker 1: to come up. So maybe if Biden goes after similarly
Speaker 1: Trump on his axes or whatever, then Trump turns them
Speaker 1: and says, oh, well, that's funny. A Russian billionaire though,
Speaker 1: gave your kid three point five million dollars, Joe, What
Speaker 1: was that for, Joe? And unlike what you said in
Speaker 1: a stupid Russia's investigation. This is all documented by these
Speaker 1: senates and it's in the GOP report. Joe, why don't
Speaker 1: you tell us about the three point five million dollars
Speaker 1: and your son's relationship to China? Joe? So, if if
Speaker 1: Biden goes after Trump on those two things, I mean,
Speaker 1: those are two responses that I would do. I think
Speaker 1: the Dems are going to obviously go after Amy Coney Barrett,
Speaker 1: but I think it's going to be halfhearted. It's not
Speaker 1: going to be nearly as vicious as what they did
Speaker 1: with Kavanaugh because it's so close to an election, there's
Speaker 1: not as much there to make up with her, and
Speaker 1: they're just going to make themselves look awful? Am I crazy?
Speaker 1: One hundred percent? Jesse? You know what? And like you know,
Speaker 1: Lindsay Graham had a point when after that Brett Kavanaugh
Speaker 1: thing heavily covered on the podcast, and he said, you
Speaker 1: know what, after that disgusting smear job, all bets are off, Oh,
Speaker 1: don't think we're gonna push through a judge now two
Speaker 1: three weeks for an election after the Kavanaugh thing. Bullcrap.
Speaker 1: And let's not forget, Jesse, the media happily going along
Speaker 1: with that. Jake Tapper at CNN, Chris has at MSNBC,
Speaker 1: all of whom heavily pushed the Bethesda teenage drunken gang
Speaker 1: rape ring of Brett Kavanaugh. They heavily pushed that, Jesse,
Speaker 1: so to sees them and to see the fact that
Speaker 1: they still have jobs actually makes me a little ill.
Speaker 1: So yeah, if I'm Mitch McConnell, I'm like, yeah, remember Kavanaugh.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we'll do it two hours before the election.
Speaker 1: How about that. That's the way I I say, all
Speaker 1: bets are off, Jesse. This is war now. I like it.
Speaker 1: B K, plug your podcast again. I know you had
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Speaker 1: It's World News with b K. You can just put
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Speaker 1: I guarantee it. Thank you, brother, Thanks Jesse. We shall
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Speaker 1: code Jesse. Trump Land's third Nobel Peace Prize nomination for
Speaker 1: a quote producing peace in the world in a way
Speaker 1: which none of us predecessor did. This is Washington Examiner
Speaker 1: dot com blockdown third Nobel Peace Prize nomination after a
Speaker 1: group of Australian professors nominated him based on his quote.
Speaker 1: Trump doctrine. I didn't know Australia had professors, Chris, and
Speaker 1: I didn't no colleges, everything what but quote. He went
Speaker 1: ahead and negotiated against all advice, but he did it
Speaker 1: with common sense. He negotiated directly with the Arab states
Speaker 1: concerned in Israel and brought them together. Australian law professor
Speaker 1: David Flint told Sky News Australia lauding the President for
Speaker 1: his Trump Doctrine Foreign Policies. What he has done with
Speaker 1: his Trump Doctrine as that he has decided he would
Speaker 1: no longer have America involved in endless wars which achieved
Speaker 1: nothing but the killer, but the killing of the thousands
Speaker 1: of young Americans. He's already been nominated twice for the
Speaker 1: twenty twenty one Nobel Peace Prize, including by a Norwegian
Speaker 1: member of Parliament for the Middle East Peace Deal and
Speaker 1: by a member of the Swedish Parliament for normalized relations
Speaker 1: between Serbia and Kosovo. How about that, Chris, The big
Speaker 1: question is and one I absolutely do not know the
Speaker 1: answer too, so I shouldn't ask it on the air
Speaker 1: to a national audience. Do the amount of nominations does
Speaker 1: it matter in getting the prize? Or does it still
Speaker 1: just come down to like two dudes who decide who's
Speaker 1: going to get the Peace Prize. That's how I do it, Chris.
Speaker 1: You can nominate however you want, but let's be honest.
Speaker 1: It's still going to be me. I tell the kids
Speaker 1: that all the time when they want something like, well,
Speaker 1: we want we want this, and Maba wants it too.
Speaker 1: You're outvoted, And I said, guess whose vote matters the most?
Speaker 1: Ha ha ha. Headline Minneapolis police looking into explosive voter
Speaker 1: fraud allegations following Project Veritas video involving Ilhan Omar campaign.
Speaker 1: This is Daily Wire, the MPD and out some Monday,
Speaker 1: and it's looking into blah blah blah blah, an investigation
Speaker 1: from Projects Purports. That's a great word, Chris Purports. It's
Speaker 1: not proports, it's purports whatever to show that Omar is
Speaker 1: engaging in illegal ballot harvesting and a cash for ballots
Speaker 1: scheme in her district in Minneapolis. Newsweek reported the group,
Speaker 1: which has targeted mainly liberal groups, was sting Operations, posted
Speaker 1: a video late on Sunday showing what it claims is
Speaker 1: evidence of an illegal effort to harvest absentee ballots. I
Speaker 1: don't understand all these things, but I do know this.
Speaker 1: Ilhan Omar's bad news. That woman is bad news. And
Speaker 1: wouldn't it be kind of weird if she was harvesting
Speaker 1: ballots I'm pretty sure she's in one of the safest
Speaker 1: democratic seats in the world. You and I we do
Speaker 1: this thing all the time. And there are other Republicans
Speaker 1: out there running for office right now, and I'm not
Speaker 1: going to name them, so I'm not out there trying
Speaker 1: to torpedo anybody's race. But they're running for office, and
Speaker 1: the right will fall in love with them, and they'll
Speaker 1: do great internet videos and maybe they'll give a great
Speaker 1: speech at the RNC and we'll fall in love with them.
Speaker 1: We'll be like, this is the next superstar who Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: not if they can't get elected. Not if they can't
Speaker 1: get elected. A Republican is not beating iohan Omar. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: they're not. Can we do this? You know who we
Speaker 1: do this with? And this is gonna sound terrible because
Speaker 1: I'm sure I've probably interviewed one of her opponents at
Speaker 1: one point or another. We do this with Nancy Pelosi
Speaker 1: all the time because we hate her do She's so awful.
Speaker 1: This latest video, Who's sumone run against her? People? Nancy
Speaker 1: Pelosi is going to walk out of Congress whenever she
Speaker 1: dang well wants to, and not a moment before. And look,
Speaker 1: they Jerrymander these seats in these states for them. They
Speaker 1: do the same thing for Republicans as much as possible.
Speaker 1: You want to take your Republicans and protect them, so
Speaker 1: you redraw the state lines in these ridiculous shapes. You
Speaker 1: redraw the district lines of congressional district lines to make sure. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: Bill's been there as a Republican for a long time.
Speaker 1: You know what, why don't we do a little curve
Speaker 1: on the circle here and get some more Republicans there
Speaker 1: because that's where a bunch of Republicans live, and we'll
Speaker 1: cut out their section because that's where a bunch of
Speaker 1: Democrats live. Then Bill really doesn't have to campaign anymore. Done.
Speaker 1: When you're Nancy Pelosi and you carry as big a
Speaker 1: stick as Nancy Pelosi does in California, your lines have
Speaker 1: been drawn very much to your specifications. She's not working
Speaker 1: hard on her reelection campaign, promise you that. And when
Speaker 1: Nancy Pelosi does dip back into San Francisco, it's to
Speaker 1: eat caviar out of her five thousand dollars fridge and
Speaker 1: or meet with a few mega donors to raise money,
Speaker 1: not even for herself, for other Democrats around the country
Speaker 1: so she can continue to expand her hold on power
Speaker 1: by handing out favors. But we always get caught up
Speaker 1: in these things. That doesn't mean we should write off
Speaker 1: every seat because it's a Democrat district. Some of them
Speaker 1: are close Democrat districts, and yeah, let's go after it.
Speaker 1: But these people will run and you know, a Democrat
Speaker 1: plus fifteen district and we say, oh, that that person's
Speaker 1: that person's a rock star. They're gonna win it another. Not, no,
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Speaker 1: It's it weird that I'm not excited, Chris. I understand
Speaker 1: it's a big night. It's probably going to be the
Speaker 1: biggest night of the presidential election. I don't know. Maybe
Speaker 1: I've grown cynical. I don't know that we're gonna get fireworks.
Speaker 1: And maybe I'm so numb to the campaigns now with
Speaker 1: so much outrage over four years, I need fireworks. Spice
Speaker 1: it up for me, baby, I want to punch is
Speaker 1: thrown out there. It will be interesting to how Chris
Speaker 1: Wallace does. It's tough having Chris Wallace moderated debate because
Speaker 1: Chris Wallace despises Donald Trump, so it's I mean, that's tough,
Speaker 1: but he will, I would assume, asked Joe Biden some
Speaker 1: tough questions the moderator. It's very difficult to moderate a
Speaker 1: debate because every side wants you to do more to
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