Speaker 1: Thanksgiving will be here before you know it, and if
Speaker 1: California Governor Gavin Newsom gets his way, it will be
Speaker 1: a Thanksgiving that you and your family your friends will
Speaker 1: never ever forget. Governor Newsom and the California Department of
Speaker 1: Public Health have issued new regulations that will determine how
Speaker 1: citizens are permitted to celebrate Thanksgiving. Every single Thanksgiving gathering
Speaker 1: held in California must include no more than three households.
Speaker 1: That's because Governor Newsom and his state health bureaucrats have
Speaker 1: determined that if people from more than three different households gather,
Speaker 1: the increased chances of transmitting COVID are too high to risk.
Speaker 1: California residents must also here, learn and obey the following.
Speaker 1: Governor Newsom says that his subjects must wear masks in
Speaker 1: the house before and after they eat, and residents should
Speaker 1: avoid singing and chanting and shouting. So you have to
Speaker 1: show up with a mask, you have to leave it
Speaker 1: on until you eat, and then after you eat, get
Speaker 1: put it back on and shut your pie hole until
Speaker 1: the Thanksgiving celebrations over. By order of the Great Governor
Speaker 1: Gavin Maximus Caesar Newsom, the one true ruler of California
Speaker 1: and all of its provinces. So Hail Newsom. All of
Speaker 1: your California subjects need to bow down. Be thankful that
Speaker 1: Newsom the Generous and Magnificent has allowed Thanksgiving to happen
Speaker 1: at all. M