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Speaker 1: Thanksgiving will be here before you know it, and if

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Speaker 1: California Governor Gavin Newsom gets his way, it will be

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Speaker 1: a Thanksgiving that you and your family your friends will

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Speaker 1: never ever forget. Governor Newsom and the California Department of

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Speaker 1: Public Health have issued new regulations that will determine how

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Speaker 1: citizens are permitted to celebrate Thanksgiving. Every single Thanksgiving gathering

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Speaker 1: held in California must include no more than three households.

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Speaker 1: That's because Governor Newsom and his state health bureaucrats have

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Speaker 1: determined that if people from more than three different households gather,

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Speaker 1: the increased chances of transmitting COVID are too high to risk.

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Speaker 1: California residents must also here, learn and obey the following.

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Speaker 1: Governor Newsom says that his subjects must wear masks in

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Speaker 1: the house before and after they eat, and residents should

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Speaker 1: avoid singing and chanting and shouting. So you have to

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Speaker 1: show up with a mask, you have to leave it

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Speaker 1: on until you eat, and then after you eat, get

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Speaker 1: put it back on and shut your pie hole until

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Speaker 1: the Thanksgiving celebrations over. By order of the Great Governor

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Speaker 1: Gavin Maximus Caesar Newsom, the one true ruler of California

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Speaker 1: and all of its provinces. So Hail Newsom. All of

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Speaker 1: your California subjects need to bow down. Be thankful that

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Speaker 1: Newsom the Generous and Magnificent has allowed Thanksgiving to happen

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Speaker 1: at all. M