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Speaker 1: Welcome back to alchemy. This I'm your host, Kevin Pollock.

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Speaker 1: Yes that Kevin Pollock? What's that? No? Thank you? Well

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Speaker 1: just take the check place, dear pals emposses. Over the years,

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Speaker 1: I've seen my fair share of alchemy. By definition, alchemy

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Speaker 1: is quote when a person or a person and he

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Speaker 1: just creates something through a seemingly mental process. For lace,

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Speaker 1: i've seen my fair share. Was that an example? Okay,

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Speaker 1: if you're gonna be a needy, naysaying narc, let's see. Uh.

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Speaker 1: When I completely let myself go from Halloween through Thanksgiving,

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Speaker 1: right up to the end of the holidays. The plan

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Speaker 1: pounds in the month of January. But when a stomach

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Speaker 1: flu hit me New Year's Day, I got to beinge

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Speaker 1: watch all kinds of TV series and movies, pe out

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Speaker 1: my ass for three days and lose seven pounds. Now

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Speaker 1: that was a seemingly magical process, But I digress. While

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Speaker 1: letting in bedhom under your value will ever eat actual

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Speaker 1: food again? The idea struck me. What if I brought

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Speaker 1: together the right creative people and ask them to make

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Speaker 1: sure up based on my own twisted ideas? And then

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Speaker 1: offered a podcast of this seemingly magical process, and I

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Speaker 1: could call it alchemy. When you're done flost in your teeth,

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Speaker 1: can you fetch some cranberries? Well, good people at the club.

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Speaker 1: After your good title tinkering, I'm a very proud to

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Speaker 1: present you to another episode of help Me. Let's meet

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Speaker 1: our accna, shall we, in no particular orders, say hello

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Speaker 1: to Craig. Craig, what was the high point of your

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Speaker 1: holiday season? The fact that I wasn't peeing up my

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Speaker 1: ant Yes, it was great. Correct, continue small juice for

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Speaker 1: four hundred park your car, park your cards? Vanessa Raglan VR.

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Speaker 1: What fun did you have for the holiday? All of it? Sorry? Everyone?

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Speaker 1: And he left? Who left? The dogs? And it's Joey Greer,

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Speaker 1: Greg Hunter. What did you get up to for your

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Speaker 1: holiday time? A lot of relaxation. Yeah, yeah, paint my wagon.

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Speaker 1: It's Chris Alvarado. How was your Chris most season? Um

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Speaker 1: sliding across the highway icy conditions in New Mexico. A

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Speaker 1: why do you hate Santa? Well? Truth is it's he's

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Speaker 1: immortal enemy. Well, I guess it's an immortal enemy of mine.

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Speaker 1: He screwed me over when I was a child, and

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Speaker 1: then I ever since I never forgave him. God bless you.

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Speaker 1: Um Our scene scenarios today come from you, the listener.

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Speaker 1: That's right right to us at your name here at

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Speaker 1: Alchemy this dot com. And we may be able to

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Speaker 1: infect you is one of your scene suggestions. All three

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Speaker 1: today come from your listener, mail. Let's start from Stewart

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Speaker 1: and then how would you pronounce that name? Do you thing?

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Speaker 1: Luccio l u c I O W it's w lose

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Speaker 1: a little bit of the Italian flair, but lukoff Steward

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Speaker 1: lukoff right. A gathering of superheroes with mediocre powers, such

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Speaker 1: take you to a Katherine of superheroes with mediocre superpower. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I mean all every all the cookies here are all

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Speaker 1: just fresh, so freshly made a Pacific. But are they

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Speaker 1: gluten free? They're gluten free. They're gluten free, guys, so

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Speaker 1: please just get a cup of coffee. Just get their

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Speaker 1: hands are damp? Are your hand? Snamp? No? I made

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Speaker 1: your stamp. I can do hands now. Oh wow, that's

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Speaker 1: that's great. So you can make anything. Damn No, I

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Speaker 1: you need a new name? Are you no longer pits girl?

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Speaker 1: can we stop this? We we scheduled this meeting for

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Speaker 1: a reason, right, Yeah, you want to read the minutes

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'll recap a little bit um. Last week,

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Speaker 1: more hours in the streets after dark. After dark. It's

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Speaker 1: the adjustment? I came out and it was still it

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Speaker 1: Everybody so so so um so so I think um rules? Man?

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Speaker 1: in Arizona. Well it's useless when you say it's useless.

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Speaker 1: Captain critique. I'm saying you could you could use that

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Speaker 1: you know, taking and rules and all that stuff to

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Speaker 1: kind of help other You know, well, I'm doing that

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Speaker 1: to help us here. It doesn't how I help because

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Speaker 1: Captain critique, A little feedback on this, uh this cream

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Speaker 1: of tomato? What's it missing? Uh? Flavor? Passion love? I mean, honestly,

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Speaker 1: it's it's creamy. But are your fingers wet? Yes? Kind

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Speaker 1: of yes. It's it's time to go around the table.

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Speaker 1: New business, new business. I need to hear. I need

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Speaker 1: a statement from each of you. Needed to tell me

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Speaker 1: how you will be using your superpowers in the new

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Speaker 1: year to help others, to help others. Thank you. I

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Speaker 1: like that. Okay, we'll start with you. I'm going to

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Speaker 1: be volunteering at a homeless shelter. Please state your name,

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Speaker 1: how you found out that you had this, I fell

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Speaker 1: bad soup. But I mean, come on, what's the standard

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Speaker 1: good point? It feels that feels problem? Um? Captain critique?

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Speaker 1: You want to captain critique? Yeah, I got some notes

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Speaker 1: on that is what here. I mean. Everyone's got an opinion.

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Speaker 1: They're subjective, but they're right. So I was a boat captain,

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Speaker 1: So you're literally are a captain. I'm a captain Okay, yes, surprising?

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Speaker 1: Because it's like why why you guys don't know me?

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Speaker 1: Is your real name? Yes, I'm gen Critique. Yes, the

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Speaker 1: whole bunch of kids, grandkids. Congratulation, thank you from thirty two. Okay, okay, So, um,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna help others right now by leaving

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Speaker 1: the pamphlet I made raised by my mamma because my

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Speaker 1: parents didn't want me. Uh. Never got details on that. Uh, Mamma.

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Speaker 1: Mrs my son and my dat you are. We know

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Speaker 1: who your children. I know you know who I am.

419
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:06,159
Speaker 1: My father's name is on the business school building. We

420
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 1: know who you are. I know you know who I am.

421
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,119
Speaker 1: What can we help you with? You can help me

422
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,720
Speaker 1: with trying to understand what this schedule is in front

423
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 1: of me. My son and my daughter go here, and

424
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:19,960
Speaker 1: I don't understand what their schedule is. Well, they have names, Yes,

425
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 1: they do have names, thank you very much. I don't

426
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:23,520
Speaker 1: think you get to hear them, Thank you very much.

427
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:26,920
Speaker 1: They would just be helpful. You do no idea with

428
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:29,320
Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, I thought that we settled

429
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 1: all these issues once we allowed you to audit every

430
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:33,520
Speaker 1: class you wanted to for free. I think I'm allowed

431
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:36,280
Speaker 1: to You never came to the finger painting class. Who

432
00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 1: is this? Why is he speaking to me? Why does

433
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:44,040
Speaker 1: he smell like that's a fair question. What do you smell?

434
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 1: It smells like stale air. What is tempera? Tem what's

435
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:56,960
Speaker 1: the fride? And what's the paint? Tempera is the fride? Okay,

436
00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:00,399
Speaker 1: so let's just say tempers the paint? This I finished?

437
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:04,440
Speaker 1: Can we talk what my son and my daughtor go here? Yes,

438
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:07,720
Speaker 1: you're kind of hot for an angry old lady. Thank you.

439
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 1: Please take your arm hand off with his b st.

440
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:12,119
Speaker 1: You do not get to tell me what to do.

441
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:16,880
Speaker 1: My father's name is on the side of the business school. Yeah, okay,

442
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,359
Speaker 1: got it, got even saying what I was saying, you

443
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:22,480
Speaker 1: were trying to do. Say it again. My father's name

444
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:26,359
Speaker 1: is on the side. Everybody, let's all say it together.

445
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 1: And it's lunchtime for me. It's not for me. I

446
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:38,840
Speaker 1: don't eat all day. Now listen to my mind five minutes. Okay, great,

447
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:40,800
Speaker 1: are you still on duty? Sure? What do you need?

448
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:44,879
Speaker 1: I need? My son and my daughter's schedule don't have

449
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:48,320
Speaker 1: their names, so I think you should know who they are. Yes,

450
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:53,080
Speaker 1: there's Dirk, great Penelope. I teach in tuition, but it's

451
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:58,560
Speaker 1: ironically something they can't be taught. She teaches tuition. That's great, tuition,

452
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:01,920
Speaker 1: that's what she just that she teaches tuition. Okay, maybe

453
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:07,040
Speaker 1: let's talking more listening. It's intuition. Oh yeah, whose father's

454
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:11,040
Speaker 1: faces on the side of it's not his faces. My

455
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 1: father's name is on the side of the business school.

456
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:20,200
Speaker 1: Let's also together building my fathers. But I know that

457
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:23,760
Speaker 1: building you're talking about with the big face. Who is that?

458
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:28,080
Speaker 1: That's my grandfather? Come on, yes, that's true. You know

459
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:31,760
Speaker 1: we need money for a new stadium. Yeah, how about that? Mom?

460
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 1: Did you figure it out. Yes, I figured it out

461
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:37,080
Speaker 1: so I don't have to go to school. No, you don't.

462
00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 1: They're going to give you the grades. Did I get

463
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:40,800
Speaker 1: to go to work? Then you get to go to work?

464
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:44,760
Speaker 1: Did I do? Yes? You do. Give me a million dollars, baby,

465
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:48,160
Speaker 1: not million you gave me to Samantha. I did. I

466
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:51,560
Speaker 1: earned it. She did her chores. I'll do my chores,

467
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:54,320
Speaker 1: then do it. But I want my name on the

468
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:59,040
Speaker 1: side of a building, then work for it. I love

469
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:02,960
Speaker 1: the side of you. Um, what are you doing? You pouting,

470
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:06,160
Speaker 1: you're holding your breath, you pooping, You're doing all those

471
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:09,720
Speaker 1: things at once. You punch in the air really fast. Okay, fine,

472
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:11,440
Speaker 1: you think that's gonna you think that's gonna scare me.

473
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:13,840
Speaker 1: It's not gonna scare me. Grandpa's faces on the side

474
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 1: of a build, Yes, he is his faces and your

475
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:19,800
Speaker 1: dad's name is on the side of a business school.

476
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:25,640
Speaker 1: We get it, Samantha, get it. You says there's gonna

477
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 1: be something, you just's gonna be great. I'm already something,

478
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 1: already great. Fine, I'm gonna be a superhero. Here's what

479
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:31,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do. I'm gonna give you both one million dollars.

480
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:34,080
Speaker 1: You're the next twenty four hours to spend all that money.

481
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 1: You ever seen that movie? Okay, great, you spend it on.

482
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:41,760
Speaker 1: I bought bitcoin. Oh oh, I just made seven million.

483
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:47,640
Speaker 1: Oh seriously, Samantha, I didn't see that. I didn't see

484
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 1: that coming in all. I'm gonna what you said. You

485
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:55,520
Speaker 1: were going to set my success up? Mom? I did. Mom?

486
00:29:55,920 --> 00:30:00,280
Speaker 1: What do we do, Samantha? You know, don't know what.

487
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 1: Samantha relaxed. We're not going to be this poor forever. Anthem?

488
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 1: Please please please? Okay, Samantha, go go to the university. Okay,

489
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 1: talk to the opposite the registrars. If you can't get

490
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:17,000
Speaker 1: into a class there, they know our names and our family.

491
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:21,880
Speaker 1: We're gonna set you up. You're gonna be six Dirk.

492
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 1: I want you to wash your hands in the sink

493
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:25,960
Speaker 1: and then just sit down at this table with me.

494
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:29,280
Speaker 1: You're gonna wash my hands before I started finger paint.

495
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:31,920
Speaker 1: I mean it's preferred. Yeah, you might have different to

496
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,479
Speaker 1: bring on your fingers and then it gets all over

497
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,240
Speaker 1: the paint. Can I get in order of that shrimps

498
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:37,880
Speaker 1: and pearl before we get started? Uh? That's my lunch

499
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:44,120
Speaker 1: for later today. Um, ouch, water is hot. We just

500
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:46,400
Speaker 1: use one once the cold the other knobs of the

501
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 1: cold watch just turn it off here, let me help you. Okay,

502
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 1: just wash it with the soap. Thought hot for an

503
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:57,800
Speaker 1: art tube. Thank you, thank you very much. Dry your

504
00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 1: hands up really well because we don't want water in

505
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 1: the paint. Okay, kind on your shirt. It's fine, it's fine, alright.

506
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 1: So when you see this big white campus, is this

507
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:13,560
Speaker 1: room being used? This is art class. It's finger painting. Wait, wait,

508
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:18,560
Speaker 1: come here, excuse come back. You got a second he's

509
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 1: gone turk. We almost had a second class me. So,

510
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:24,760
Speaker 1: what do you like that guy? What's wrong with him?

511
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:28,080
Speaker 1: Just on site? I didn't like that guy. He looked

512
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:32,280
Speaker 1: like he was also. Oh no, it's but it's a

513
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:37,800
Speaker 1: French form of art called tang. Come in. She's left.

514
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:44,720
Speaker 1: What was that? We left her too? She left? She left? Yes,

515
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:49,880
Speaker 1: all right, Derek coaches here, excuse me, excuse me. In

516
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 1: the middle of I got pull up my star player.

517
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 1: We gotta run a uh not to rehearsalsal play. We

518
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:00,520
Speaker 1: gotta rehearsal play. We gotta got rehearsal chose to his

519
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:03,920
Speaker 1: head of the theater department. It's a liberal coractice, but

520
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 1: I like hear all right, thank you. He's my assistant coach.

521
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:09,960
Speaker 1: You teach here, right, I'm the teacher of this. I

522
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 1: need you to give him an a plus, and we

523
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 1: got to get him out of here. I need to

524
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 1: he's a brilliant young right, he's a brilliant young player. Brick.

525
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:24,080
Speaker 1: Let's go. Wait, wait, dirt, let me see your hands.

526
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:28,200
Speaker 1: Why are they all read whatever? This guy made me

527
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:30,720
Speaker 1: dip my hands in red? Well he was allowed to

528
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:37,520
Speaker 1: choose any coaching football coach, Coach, coach, you can't start.

529
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:45,080
Speaker 1: This boy's hands are worth more than your entire fucking class.

530
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 1: You understand that there's no harm we're going to come from.

531
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:52,160
Speaker 1: I just want to interject at the t A. I

532
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 1: think his hands are red because they were under the

533
00:32:54,120 --> 00:33:01,320
Speaker 1: scalding water, not because of the red Saint golden water. Coach. Coach,

534
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 1: can you catch a football? Yes, coach, assistant coach throwing football?

535
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,880
Speaker 1: I want to see this. Get me pulling on my knapsack. Okay,

536
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:09,800
Speaker 1: this one a little small in regulation. Here we go, ready,

537
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:14,640
Speaker 1: Why do you why do you have football smaller regulations?

538
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:17,680
Speaker 1: There are my knapsack. How does that benefit us? So

539
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:19,480
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna carry one all around. I just figured

540
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:21,240
Speaker 1: like the idea of a football is more important the

541
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:23,840
Speaker 1: actual football, is that, right, coach yest artistic point of

542
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:29,080
Speaker 1: view as an art a. I love that. Okay? What

543
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 1: was that? Nothing? Okay, Derek, can you play? I can play, Coach,

544
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 1: catch catch the smaller balls. Throw me the ball. You're

545
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:48,000
Speaker 1: choking me, coach. Here we are. We're at the nineteen

546
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:53,000
Speaker 1: annual Rivalry Game. Kids really came to play that. The

547
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,600
Speaker 1: kids came to play the game the gay to get gay?

548
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:59,440
Speaker 1: Today going on? Can we cut that feed for a second?

549
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 1: Ship today? Set it? Cut the feed, cut the keep going. Well,

550
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 1: then here it is, here it is, Margaret. I want out.

551
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:19,759
Speaker 1: I'm done. Okay, I'm sorry I had to be on

552
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:22,880
Speaker 1: Rivalry week. But you know what a prank? Phil Hoo,

553
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,320
Speaker 1: it's not a prank. It's not a prank, Clark. I

554
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,520
Speaker 1: d players. Huddle up, huddle up, all right, you guys

555
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 1: doing good out there. Now. I'm a quarterback, right, I

556
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 1: need you. I'm an offensive line. Yeah, yeah, we're all.

557
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:38,960
Speaker 1: You're all on the offense's offense for a quarterback, all right,

558
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:42,560
Speaker 1: dark we need those hands, we need that speed, all right, man,

559
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:46,360
Speaker 1: we need you to make a touchdown. I'll make a touchdown.

560
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:49,520
Speaker 1: That's what I do. All right. Then let's run. Let's

561
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:51,279
Speaker 1: do this. Let's do the play that we rehearsed. It's

562
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:55,840
Speaker 1: gonna play that we rehearsed. Let's let the hamlet. Let's run, Hamlet, Hamlet,

563
00:34:55,880 --> 00:35:01,920
Speaker 1: Hamlet on three handlet on three check check check. Chick, chick,

564
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 1: chuck chuck. Not to run, run or not to run?

565
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:17,360
Speaker 1: Letting another pickup of two yards from young Dirk mickaelm

566
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:21,440
Speaker 1: I wish I could pick up two guys because I am.

567
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 1: I am out of the relationship that I've been in

568
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:25,640
Speaker 1: for the last sixteen years. It was with a woman.

569
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:27,839
Speaker 1: I wasn't That's not where I'm supposed to be in life.

570
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:33,720
Speaker 1: And I'm hold on one second, taking this on air. Hello, honey, Margaret,

571
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:37,319
Speaker 1: you're live. Don't don't don't do don't do what. Don't

572
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:40,120
Speaker 1: take the microphone. I'm not taking you off the microphone.

573
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:43,320
Speaker 1: I'm listening to. Okay, I mean the arm with the

574
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:46,040
Speaker 1: kids and your mom. Okay, I don't know what is

575
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:51,399
Speaker 1: going on. Say again, baby, I will call you back.

576
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 1: I said, baby out of reflex. I don't mean it,

577
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 1: all right. The last, poor York, I only got two

578
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 1: yards in that play. All Right, we gotta run the

579
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:07,239
Speaker 1: other play that we've run the play. That's how I

580
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,880
Speaker 1: auditioned on to the team. Okay, yeah, I remember that,

581
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:14,759
Speaker 1: all right, So Dirk, I'm ready to play the music

582
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:20,240
Speaker 1: of the night. Still all right, Phantom on three, fandom

583
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:22,879
Speaker 1: on three one two three check check check check check. Alright,

584
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 1: jack jack jack check. He's going. He's going kick off

585
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:43,960
Speaker 1: the ask Dirk, Dirk, Dirk, He's covering one eye. Got it,

586
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:45,600
Speaker 1: got he got it, he got He dropped them, He

587
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 1: pucked them right back up. He picked that ball up

588
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:49,480
Speaker 1: softly like he would and carry it into the end

589
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:53,439
Speaker 1: zone for another scar for the Arizona b By. Oh god,

590
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:56,160
Speaker 1: how much I would love to be there with those guys,

591
00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:58,080
Speaker 1: just hanging out, being one of the boys. But then

592
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:01,120
Speaker 1: Dad Rock here in the boothe let's call the let's

593
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:05,239
Speaker 1: do it another touchdown the quarterback again, uh, celebrating on

594
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:07,560
Speaker 1: the sidelines with all the players like he likes to do.

595
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 1: Look at him dance. It's a complete formation that we've

596
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:13,680
Speaker 1: not seen other than this particular. Something I like to do.

597
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 1: I like to get strip naked. I like to put

598
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 1: on some bring some chill hop music, lather my body

599
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:23,800
Speaker 1: and shave completely down, making myself just as smooth criminal

600
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:28,359
Speaker 1: as some kind of jokester. Phil Nickel, all right, we're

601
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:31,759
Speaker 1: gonna pick up more of the first quarter action right

602
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 1: after this word from our sponsors. If we still haven't it,

603
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:37,759
Speaker 1: what the what? What the hell? This is the time?

604
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:40,960
Speaker 1: What do you when is the time today? Apparently live?

605
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:43,360
Speaker 1: Come on, Clark, what do you want me to business?

606
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:47,800
Speaker 1: I want to announce college football anymore? In Phil Clark,

607
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:50,960
Speaker 1: we are getting numbers in right now and the astronavical

608
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:53,359
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? They love it. We need

609
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 1: you come the audience they are getting called football audiences

610
00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 1: going for the gay and coming out. They want more

611
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:05,319
Speaker 1: kids love the reference to chill hop. Yeah great, I'm relevant. Holy,

612
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:08,320
Speaker 1: I'm relevant. I just want you to know that I

613
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:11,360
Speaker 1: support you. I'm the face on the side of the building.

614
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, whatever, whatever, they just write the check ship.

615
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 1: You just stopped by the booth and tell us we

616
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 1: had your supports, sir, You go girl. That's my suggestion

617
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:32,160
Speaker 1: would be to uh call the next announced player with

618
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:35,560
Speaker 1: some underscoring and some chill hop that's great, and also

619
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:38,839
Speaker 1: maybe talk about having the full transformation operation, I can

620
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 1: do that. I want to do it. So I want

621
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:43,120
Speaker 1: to become part robot. So I want to I want

622
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:47,520
Speaker 1: to be like bionic. That's what's bionically gay, But that's

623
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:50,800
Speaker 1: I'm just bionic gay is just what I am. And

624
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:53,359
Speaker 1: we're back on. Okay, here we go. I'm picking out

625
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:56,080
Speaker 1: the action here in the first quarter the Arizona be

626
00:38:56,120 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 1: abobs up by seven breakaway run by younger MacMan. And

627
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:03,759
Speaker 1: I'm just charging right now because many people know I'm trying.

628
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:07,080
Speaker 1: I'm transitioning into a robot, half robot, half human. And

629
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 1: uh it's hard to do because there's a lot of

630
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 1: organs that need to be replanted with mechanicals, is right.

631
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:16,719
Speaker 1: And the end result of this, of course, Phil will

632
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:27,479
Speaker 1: be these operations you're hoping to achieve. Sentence. Alright, guys,

633
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:30,919
Speaker 1: all right, all right, all right, we have one last

634
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:35,560
Speaker 1: play for the whole game. Like it's broken, man, keep

635
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:38,200
Speaker 1: walking on it. Hey, the show must go on. Walking

636
00:39:38,239 --> 00:39:49,279
Speaker 1: off break break break, all right, what's what's playing gonna be?

637
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:56,120
Speaker 1: All right? The old Fossett. Don't get too excited, don't

638
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:58,279
Speaker 1: get too excited, don't get too can pass on my

639
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:18,560
Speaker 1: jazz hands. Okay, and Phil Clark, we are losing them.

640
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:23,680
Speaker 1: They do not like robots. They are afraid of losing jobs.

641
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:26,160
Speaker 1: And in this climate, I can't believe that you would

642
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:31,880
Speaker 1: bring this out there live Phil than that can be

643
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,920
Speaker 1: who you are outside of this room, but in this

644
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:36,920
Speaker 1: room you are not known bios. You're gonna discriminate against

645
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 1: bionic people. I am well and I'm not alone. The

646
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 1: robots are taking over this place and you want to

647
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:46,600
Speaker 1: you want to bring that into this radio room. What

648
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:49,760
Speaker 1: do you think we're using technology? My friend? These robots

649
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:57,360
Speaker 1: don't have sentience. You clearly. What the hell is that robot?

650
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:00,040
Speaker 1: How is their sound coming out of the mic? The

651
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:05,320
Speaker 1: phone calls microphone? Is a girl unplugged? This son of

652
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:07,880
Speaker 1: a pitch? They come on the I'm plugged into my

653
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:12,239
Speaker 1: conscious enough. Man, this is strange and I'm faced on

654
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:16,960
Speaker 1: the side of a building saying man, Mr mulaney, Yes,

655
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:20,560
Speaker 1: how can I help? I feel like this radio room

656
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:22,440
Speaker 1: is out of our control. We need to shut down

657
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:26,800
Speaker 1: the travel. Maybe stop calling it a radio room. What

658
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,560
Speaker 1: is it that Maybe that would be helpful. It's not

659
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:31,520
Speaker 1: a radio room, just a producer. How could you possibly know?

660
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:34,920
Speaker 1: I don't know microphone. What would you like to do

661
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:47,400
Speaker 1: from this point? Mental room pumps paper? Simple? Oh, what

662
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:58,640
Speaker 1: better way to transition into our third scene. This one

663
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:01,640
Speaker 1: comes also from a listener, Man m e to multi

664
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:06,320
Speaker 1: because that's the name, right. NASA's holding open interviews for

665
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:10,480
Speaker 1: new astronauts to work the International Space Station. Folks show

666
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:15,880
Speaker 1: up with no actual military or engineering background, thinking they're perfect.

667
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:21,040
Speaker 1: We now take you to these NASA interviews for potential astronauts.

668
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:23,719
Speaker 1: All right, Tommy, who do we get next? I think

669
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:26,360
Speaker 1: I'll just show myself in. Oh, hello, sir, how do

670
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:28,960
Speaker 1: you do? Good? Very well? Thank you, thank you for

671
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:30,960
Speaker 1: joining us, Thank you for having me. What can you

672
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:33,760
Speaker 1: tell us about yourself? Well? Number one, I hate bullshit.

673
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:37,440
Speaker 1: I like getting things done. Look at the stars, every

674
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:40,800
Speaker 1: goddamn n and uh I can skin a fox in

675
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:44,879
Speaker 1: less than thirty seconds. Okay, we're looking for astronauts as

676
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:48,600
Speaker 1: you hopefully no I okay, And so what do you

677
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:51,400
Speaker 1: suppose your qualifications to be an astronaut? Joined the International

678
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:54,880
Speaker 1: Space Station? Soon? Well? I can skin a fox seconds

679
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:58,200
Speaker 1: right right right? Hold my breath for a minute minute less?

680
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:02,239
Speaker 1: Minute minute less? Are a minute less? Got you? Well,

681
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:04,800
Speaker 1: there's plenty of boxing gen on the International Space Station,

682
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:06,480
Speaker 1: so we won't need that and no foxes, as it

683
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:09,960
Speaker 1: turns out, unless I bring some one good point, right, Joe,

684
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:11,719
Speaker 1: I feel like you're being a little on a second,

685
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 1: if you would, sir. What was your name again? Sir?

686
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:17,960
Speaker 1: My name, let's start with that. My name is Bernard. Bernard. Okay, yes,

687
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:22,920
Speaker 1: so I feel like you're being a little ummattic, judgment judgmental.

688
00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:26,080
Speaker 1: All right, we may we think outside of the box,

689
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,040
Speaker 1: outside of the universe. Well, we've got a lot of

690
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:31,000
Speaker 1: people to see today, and you're the boss, and the

691
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:33,480
Speaker 1: fox Skinner seems a little ahead of things. I don't know.

692
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:35,359
Speaker 1: He seems good to me. Okay, why don't you asking

693
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:39,560
Speaker 1: a cup of questions? Thank you? Should I leave? Or

694
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:41,839
Speaker 1: what the am? I? No? No, I think leave your

695
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:44,759
Speaker 1: pertinent information? How can we contact you? Well, I left

696
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:47,680
Speaker 1: this card here, I just seared and leather at their

697
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:52,120
Speaker 1: spades as it is, So don't leave. Don't leave, Joe.

698
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:54,359
Speaker 1: Let give us a moment, all right, I'll just stay

699
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 1: in the room. Yep. As you know, we have a

700
00:43:56,239 --> 00:43:59,319
Speaker 1: mission that leaves tonight. Yes, yes, I did so. Maybe

701
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:01,680
Speaker 1: with this art hum on the list, maybe like the

702
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 1: maybe's the maybe pilot that turn yet it will be

703
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:07,880
Speaker 1: in about nine seconds burner, I'll tell you what we

704
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:10,279
Speaker 1: got your card. Please wait outside if you wouldn't mind,

705
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 1: we come out hen you know, Oh my god, I

706
00:44:13,239 --> 00:44:14,920
Speaker 1: got that r V out there. I'm gonna be sleeping

707
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:16,800
Speaker 1: the south. That's where I will find you, got it? O.

708
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:22,759
Speaker 1: Welcome miss ma'am? Thank you? What is your name? The

709
00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:26,800
Speaker 1: lot of name? And uh? And what do you what

710
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:29,080
Speaker 1: would you like to tell us about yourself? Has been

711
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:35,719
Speaker 1: that night with star Cosmas? And yeah, where we come from, ma'am?

712
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:40,040
Speaker 1: We all made of stars and whatnot? And have you here?

713
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 1: He say? And so when I heard about up, because

714
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 1: I have an eat to the ground for authored the position,

715
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:50,800
Speaker 1: but opening up, I thought, well, who better you know?

716
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:53,080
Speaker 1: Then other day take a lot to the stuff, and

717
00:44:53,920 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 1: I went up to before. And the other plan is

718
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:02,919
Speaker 1: also good I've been hearing about. That would be also

719
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:05,320
Speaker 1: great to think. Probably that plute that would probably be

720
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 1: also great for me to see personally. Yeah, I love

721
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:11,839
Speaker 1: that dog. I'm assuming that the planet than I can

722
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:14,560
Speaker 1: about them. Thanks so much, just give us one second.

723
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 1: I think I like her. I like her. She's so

724
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:23,560
Speaker 1: great again, if we could just write her name down

725
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:29,239
Speaker 1: immediately sounds good. That lick you sounded. I do have

726
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:34,440
Speaker 1: to have some health issues. Let's share those were mostly

727
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:45,480
Speaker 1: they are also mental health. Yes, that's that's a plue. Um.

728
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:47,480
Speaker 1: One of the best qualities and also one of my

729
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:51,880
Speaker 1: worst qualities. A lot of anxiety, lots of few or

730
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:58,239
Speaker 1: small places, um, a few different sources of personalities that

731
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:02,480
Speaker 1: will pop up very not good with monkeys. Not good

732
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:05,600
Speaker 1: with monkeys. Not a problem there. Which of the multiple

733
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:08,120
Speaker 1: personalities do you think would be suited for the mission?

734
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 1: All go ghettos um bot some. I mean, so if

735
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:20,040
Speaker 1: I'm working with others, one personality would be bad. Yeah,

736
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:23,360
Speaker 1: I agree. Again, I mean she's great. I'm into it. Okay,

737
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:25,759
Speaker 1: thank you again. You're on the list and we'll be

738
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:28,120
Speaker 1: in contact. I love the helmet. That looks like a

739
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:32,759
Speaker 1: fist ball. I would love on my PIXA. There's an

740
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:37,840
Speaker 1: r V outside. That's not my name, Delilah Day. Okay,

741
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:40,520
Speaker 1: why don't you m maybe hang out with a guy

742
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:43,520
Speaker 1: in the RV out there? It's no vehicle, no problem.

743
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:47,600
Speaker 1: Looking hurts is something that's that's a yes, and maybe

744
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:49,920
Speaker 1: I wanted to say that you're doing you're taking as well.

745
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:52,080
Speaker 1: I know you were scheduled to be on at the time,

746
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 1: so you know what I mean. We're supposed you were

747
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 1: supposed to be on this mission. Is this the right

748
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 1: room for the nurse? I don't think yes. Excuse me,

749
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 1: I'm a little bit late for my appointment. But never

750
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:06,360
Speaker 1: what is your name? My name is Keith. I'm sorry,

751
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:09,960
Speaker 1: Keith Keith, And uh, I'm gonna guess about fourteen. How

752
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:14,120
Speaker 1: you nailed it fourteen? After a while, I I just

753
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:17,960
Speaker 1: I finished space camp last summer in Florida, and they

754
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:20,400
Speaker 1: thought I was really good and I feel ready. And

755
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 1: what parts of your performance that did they think was

756
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 1: particularly good? Well, I didn't throw up when they put

757
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:29,680
Speaker 1: me in the spinning bob, and I generally am socially

758
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:32,239
Speaker 1: accepted it by my peers. When was the last time

759
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:35,480
Speaker 1: you threw I got the flu last well, I don't

760
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:36,960
Speaker 1: know if it was flu or food poisoning, but it

761
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:41,040
Speaker 1: was around Thanksgiving. You're like, what is it? Flus? Don't

762
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:43,200
Speaker 1: know O for one, we can get the other. It

763
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:46,880
Speaker 1: was a projectile. It was projectile. It was projectile, and

764
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:49,720
Speaker 1: it was after a family dinner. So we've all decided

765
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:52,239
Speaker 1: it must have been the flu. And after the throwing up.

766
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:54,440
Speaker 1: Was our dry heaves following that? Or did it just

767
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:57,239
Speaker 1: come on? I was hydrated. We needed to read read

768
00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:59,320
Speaker 1: up the fluids at the hospital. So yet dry heaves

769
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 1: for sure, Keith, I'm gonna running this through a couple

770
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 1: of us situations, very very easy. All right, close your

771
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:09,320
Speaker 1: eyes place, okay, and spin in place. Okay, thank you, terrific.

772
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:11,480
Speaker 1: Come back towards our voice if you can. I open

773
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 1: my eyes, keep your eyes okay, alright, Okay. Now I'm

774
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,719
Speaker 1: gonna ask you feel that I feel that. Don't touch me. Well,

775
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:19,799
Speaker 1: it's part of that. That's part of the thing. Okay,

776
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:23,359
Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw a couple of items. Okay, please don't

777
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:28,719
Speaker 1: so this is okay, open my eyes and that clean

778
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:32,239
Speaker 1: not yet, keep your sorry, it was startling and it's

779
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:35,160
Speaker 1: very light. It's a very light object. Okay, all right,

780
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:39,560
Speaker 1: And you feel that I didn't feel that. It's the

781
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 1: golf club that's worries hit me. Oh my god, I

782
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:47,960
Speaker 1: should have been in pain. And now recite Edgar Allan

783
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:52,759
Speaker 1: pose the raven A raven knacks upon my door. Oh

784
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:55,759
Speaker 1: it is so much more? Can you get It's just am.

785
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:57,799
Speaker 1: I think he's great. I like him, but I like him.

786
00:48:57,800 --> 00:48:59,520
Speaker 1: I like him for this. Yeah, yeah, okay, let's have

787
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:04,680
Speaker 1: a kid up there, right, Yeah, what exactly? You should

788
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:08,920
Speaker 1: have been my eyes? Thank you for that. Yes, and

789
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:11,239
Speaker 1: there's an r V that's rights an RV outside. Oh,

790
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:13,399
Speaker 1: if you wouldn't mind waiting in there? Okay, sure, great,

791
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:17,200
Speaker 1: thanks so much. Yes, the next place. Hello, you're looking

792
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:21,440
Speaker 1: for Cosmo notes? Yeah, I mean yeah, sure, all right.

793
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 1: Can you tell us about yourself? My name is Dmitri,

794
00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 1: that's correct. I'm looking to hear your paperwork says you've

795
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:30,359
Speaker 1: actually spent multiple years in space. Yes, I have been

796
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:33,919
Speaker 1: in space before for Soviet Union. What is your interest

797
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:37,600
Speaker 1: in going back? I left something there? I see like

798
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:41,960
Speaker 1: a wallet. I lift my wallet in space. Yes, it's

799
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:45,680
Speaker 1: been it's been tough, particularly in in Soviet Russia. Right,

800
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:49,640
Speaker 1: we know, with no identification, you know, and I tried

801
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:52,240
Speaker 1: to tell people I was Cosma not have been in space.

802
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:54,959
Speaker 1: You know, it should open doors, it should open doors,

803
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:59,000
Speaker 1: but it does not. And in space doors just slide open.

804
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:02,880
Speaker 1: You know that sound yeah? But on Earth you know

805
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:06,920
Speaker 1: you got slammed. They got slammed, right, and so how

806
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:08,799
Speaker 1: did you in fact it from Russia to the States.

807
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:11,279
Speaker 1: If I may ask without the papers. Okay, that's a

808
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:16,600
Speaker 1: good question, and I hate shike. Sure, yes, that's one way.

809
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:20,560
Speaker 1: That is one way. Check from an ocean liner. He

810
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:24,279
Speaker 1: checked on ocean liners. Yes, you know the shipping co thanners. Yes,

811
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:28,480
Speaker 1: let's say Maerskue. Yeah, what is that? I don't know.

812
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:31,840
Speaker 1: I don't know, but that's what it is, Dave. I

813
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:33,680
Speaker 1: think you do know what that is. But go ahead.

814
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,399
Speaker 1: What was your name, sir? I'm sorry? Dmitri, Dmitri sorry

815
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:43,640
Speaker 1: and Dmitri? Uh what Dmitri Andreevitch Klosko. I'm just write that. Okay,

816
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:46,239
Speaker 1: here's more case than you. I was surprised by the

817
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 1: number of case, what talents, what particular I'm very inscrutable,

818
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:56,440
Speaker 1: but you're very inscrutable. Okay, Like, can you tell if

819
00:50:56,480 --> 00:51:01,279
Speaker 1: I'm lying right now? Dave, I'm hard to read, no idea.

820
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:03,759
Speaker 1: Why would you be lying? Why would that be lying?

821
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:07,239
Speaker 1: Good question? Why would that? Good questions? Can't tell? Would

822
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:09,480
Speaker 1: you mind holding these two cans, one in each, and

823
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:12,320
Speaker 1: please you'll see there's a wire? Okay, these colorful birds

824
00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:16,520
Speaker 1: the cans, Oh, these two cans. Okay, I thought you

825
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:20,880
Speaker 1: were referring to those colorful birds. But there must be

826
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,880
Speaker 1: some of the species that are going to the stay.

827
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:25,759
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask you a couple of questions. I'm just

828
00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:28,360
Speaker 1: gonna pick up some readings here. Okay, this is okay,

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Speaker 1: from my hands. Wow? Interesting? Interesting for I am Superman

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Speaker 1: of Skies. You are good? Yes, represent the Legion of Lame?

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Speaker 1: What do you name in progress? What? What's your mission here?

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Speaker 1: You kept critique here? Now we do evil you suck?

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Speaker 1: You suck? Sorry for them. If it's too late for

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Speaker 1: later than you expected. No, we're supposed to launch an

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Speaker 1: you're here to help us? No, Legion of Flame? Oh

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Speaker 1: what is that beautiful as music? What's your what's your

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Speaker 1: playing the blues out of their as? What do you

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Speaker 1: want from us? What you could get into the space station?

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Speaker 1: We're taking this ship we're taking a baby. We're going

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Speaker 1: all the way to the door to the space ship.

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Speaker 1: Get out of there. We're going in. Can do anything

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Speaker 1: about it. You're supposed to be helping people on her.

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Speaker 1: Drop your keys, bush, don't don't do it in front

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Speaker 1: gonna slip on that. They're in the spacecraft. Let's launch him.

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Speaker 1: Let's do it all right, Okay, team is ten. What

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Speaker 1: I think my blood is boiling. Okay, we're in the back.

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Speaker 1: We were in the back of it. Yeah, baby, Um

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Speaker 1: every time? How am I gonna end this? How are

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Speaker 1: we gonna end this? Wrap it up? Great job everyone,

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