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Speaker 1: Jewels Dirty little Secret on the New Hits of one

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Speaker 1: oh six by one, the dude on the phone to

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Speaker 1: tell us a dirty little secret has a weird head,

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Speaker 1: does he? Yes, it's a jewel show. Remember, if you

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Speaker 1: want to tell us a dirty little secret, all you

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Speaker 1: have to do is text end of four one oh

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Speaker 1: six one and you can tell us your secret, whatever

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Speaker 1: it is. We will always keep you anonymous. We don't

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Speaker 1: even ask your name. That's why we give you a

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Speaker 1: fake name when you come on the show to tell

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Speaker 1: us a dirty little secret. And today on the phone

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Speaker 1: to tell us his dirty little secret is Gumby. Gumby.

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Speaker 1: He's come back to tell a dirty little secret. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and Gumby, you have a weird head. Yeah I know,

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Speaker 1: I know. Yeah, I got a weird head. I've been

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Speaker 1: told that a lot. Yeah. Yeah, you play some really

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Speaker 1: dark dirty secrets. Yeah. I guarantee you. Gumby has some

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Speaker 1: secrets we don't want to know about. But anyway, what

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Speaker 1: is your dirty little secret? Person who isn't Gumby that

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Speaker 1: we're calling Gumby? Well, I got one, but it isn't pretty.

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Speaker 1: But you know, that's something I really want to talk

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Speaker 1: about too much. But fortunately it's something. Uh, it's private,

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Speaker 1: but nobody can see it. So is your dirty little

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Speaker 1: secret that you like to tell riddles? What's private but

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Speaker 1: nobody can see it. Well, I do a lot of driving.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm a long haul trucker, so I spend a

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Speaker 1: lot a lot of time in the cab up there. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So you know I'm blown by cars. Time in the

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Speaker 1: interstates long. That's the thing staying comfortable, right, I'm way

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Speaker 1: up above above cars and I'm I'm driving, you know,

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Speaker 1: hours and hours and uh, you know, like you're saying,

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Speaker 1: the hammorrhoids, the heat, the you know, just after a while,

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Speaker 1: you just kind of want to be free, just kind

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Speaker 1: of want to drive. Is your most comfortable and you

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Speaker 1: know it's safest thing for everybody. So, you know, I

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Speaker 1: drive al fresco, you know what I mean. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: I've never heard of that. I you know, it's free

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Speaker 1: without my clothes, naked in nature. Yeah, I kind of

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Speaker 1: get that. But thank you? Does the Americans say, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you drive? You drive your truck naked? Well, it's comfortable.

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Speaker 1: I've got one of those you know, like nice first

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Speaker 1: seat things on the back and keeps me wide awake.

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Speaker 1: You know, get their air conditioning going, and uh, I

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Speaker 1: feel just kind of feel, you know, liberated, relaxed. And

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Speaker 1: I wonder how many long haul drivers we drive by

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Speaker 1: during the day that are naked. Yeah, I just won

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Speaker 1: this guy. This guy, you're a trucker, so obviously you

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Speaker 1: guys you know a lot of truckers. I'm assuming, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: of course. Okay, So have you told any of your

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Speaker 1: trucker buddies that you like to drive around naked? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I told one guy and uh, he actually told me

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Speaker 1: he does the same thing sometimes. That's not surprising. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I guess I'm not surprised by that at all. How

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Speaker 1: how does it I'm curious how does it feel? Obviously

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Speaker 1: you said you had a first seat, but your naked,

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Speaker 1: Like my sweaty butt could not handle that, Like that

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Speaker 1: car must just stink. I feel opposite. I feel like

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Speaker 1: that would feel great. Really. Yeah. Yeah, it gets a

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Speaker 1: little sticky, but you know, it's it's worth it. You

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Speaker 1: kind of you know, it's soft and you're you're there

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Speaker 1: for hours and after a while it just feels natural.

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Speaker 1: So what happens like if you get pulled over? Well,

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Speaker 1: fortunately never been pulled over. A while up and naked,

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Speaker 1: but but did I would be slightly panicking. Yeah, maybe

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Speaker 1: you should just keep some sweatpants next to you, yeah

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Speaker 1: when you're driving, just in case. Yeah, yeah, no, I

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Speaker 1: believe me. That's a good idea. Well, thank you for

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Speaker 1: telling us you did a little secret gumby. Thank you guys. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: glad to get that off my chest. Well, just don't

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Speaker 1: be a pervert. And and you're girlkay in my book. Now,

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Speaker 1: there's there's nothing perverted about it. I just like to

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Speaker 1: be free while I drive. That's it. There you go,

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Speaker 1: all right, Well, thank you man. We're born like it.

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Speaker 1: I know we should have probably figured this out. But

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Speaker 1: does any of us know what we're gonna be for Halloween? Um?

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Speaker 1: I love Halloween and I just go all out for

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Speaker 1: my kids. And I just have never since I was

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Speaker 1: a kid, felt like dressing up. I've always been annoyed.

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Speaker 1: Because I've done radio for a long time. I was like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, we've got to figure out what our

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Speaker 1: crazy cookie costumes are gonna be folloween, We're gonna be

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Speaker 1: the funniest people out there. And I've never wanted to

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Speaker 1: do it because it's so annoying. I do feel like

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Speaker 1: we should dress up. Yeah, as a as a trio.

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Speaker 1: Are we doing a trio thing? Yeah? We should do

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Speaker 1: it as a trio. We should so, text in four

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Speaker 1: one to six one. We obviously haven't started planning for

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Speaker 1: this yet and it's the week we're supposed to dress

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Speaker 1: up for Halloween, so it's coming up. Got any costume

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Speaker 1: ideas for us and make it the easier the better. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: we don't have a lot of time to go get costumes,

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Speaker 1: says Go as jupil Alex text in four one o

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Speaker 1: six one, what's your dirty little secret