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Speaker 1: You don't hear me.

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Speaker 2: Concession, I can't take back.

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Speaker 1: El Arms.

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Speaker 3: Mouse Speaker, Texas, seventy five nine two says I went

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Speaker 3: to a speed dating event. There were fourteen women who

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Speaker 3: showed up, and I was the only guy.

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Speaker 2: Oh, you were busy.

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Speaker 3: And all the women decided to stay single rather than

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Speaker 3: even try talking to me.

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Speaker 2: For two minutes.

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Speaker 3: I left with a smile, but inside I was completely

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Speaker 3: devastated at the sheer magnitude of this rejection.

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Speaker 1: Sure it was a heterosexual dating.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know that's rough.

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Speaker 1: But don't worry.

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Speaker 2: On this show, we're like brook in her college days.

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Speaker 2: We don't reject anything.

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Speaker 3: Welcome, happy to take the antibiotics.

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Speaker 2: Afterwards to stop the ration.

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Speaker 3: One of our listeners wants to take it advantage of

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Speaker 3: our never say no policy to confess his secret. He's

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Speaker 3: chosen to go by Enrique as his fake name. Enrique

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Speaker 3: Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: Hey guys, thanks for having me. Man, welcome what you got?

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Speaker 2: I mean, you seem pretty happy, Enrique Brooks turned on

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Speaker 2: by the name Enrique too.

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Speaker 1: I thought you come on with a sultry h voice,

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Speaker 1: possibly an accent, but we'll take you. Well.

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Speaker 3: It's the mass speaker, so we don't know what you

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Speaker 3: actually sound like. The voice changer is on whenever you're ready,

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Speaker 3: let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 1: I never told anybody about this, but this happened about

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Speaker 1: eight years ago.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I have dogs.

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Speaker 1: You know I had dogs. I had three dogs at

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Speaker 1: the time.

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Speaker 2: You had dogs, Okay, okay.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, really cute and everything. My sweetheart Molly, Oh you.

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Speaker 2: Had a favorite. I hope you didn't tell the Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, she's like the heart of the story.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, sweet moll.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So so there's are things like Molly was super great,

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Speaker 1: but she wasn't too well like with strangers. Yeah, she

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Speaker 1: would try to them or something like that. I try

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Speaker 1: my best, but I don't know. I just couldn't make

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Speaker 1: anything happen with that.

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Speaker 2: People dogs like that. They call them love bites.

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Speaker 1: I know it's.

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Speaker 3: Angel and then they still bring him to crowded spaces.

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Speaker 2: What are you doing? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Anyway, yeah, yeah, well she was like a rot wirey mix,

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Speaker 1: so she wasdating to Yeah. Yeah, but anyway, sorry is

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Speaker 1: that I had some guys that came to some carpet

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Speaker 1: in my house.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 1: I was like, okay, I can have the dog in

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Speaker 1: here and everything and I said, you know what, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna take the dogs out, three of them. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: take them out for a walk.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Let the carpet guys do their thing.

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Speaker 1: But the problem is they started raining, but not just rained,

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Speaker 1: pour them.

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Speaker 2: Bad.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about really hard. I'm like, oh man, And

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Speaker 1: now sudden, like the ground it's like all this mud,

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm walking in there, and it's like it's

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Speaker 1: getting really muddy. And more money and more money. Now

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Speaker 1: it's getting to a point like i feel like I'm

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Speaker 1: in quick sand. I'm having a hard time walking.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was like sucking your shoes, you know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's going like really deep, like I'm like

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Speaker 1: my knees and I'm like wait a minute, keeps thinking

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Speaker 1: and more and now like now it's hard to control

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Speaker 1: the dogs and me and I stopped freaking out and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh what I'm going to do. Yeah. I

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Speaker 1: got to a point where I'm like now I'm really

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Speaker 1: really stuck up to my crotch and saying to myself

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Speaker 1: like this is it? Like why the hell did I

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Speaker 1: decided today to get this damn carpet? You know, take

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Speaker 1: my life?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, dude, that sounds scary. It sounds like flash

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Speaker 2: flood situation. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Now I'm all alone, nobody's outside. Two of the other

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Speaker 1: dogs they actually I lost the leash, like, you know,

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Speaker 1: out of my hands. They just started running.

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Speaker 2: Oh they ran away.

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Speaker 1: You really need to trade these.

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Speaker 2: Respect you at all, Okay, but I mean understandable. They're scared.

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Speaker 2: They're yeah, you're screaming and sucking mud. It's chaos.

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Speaker 1: And now the only ones actually lost me is Molly.

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Speaker 1: And I'm looking at Molly like saying, like, what the

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Speaker 1: hell should I do? You know, And she's looking at me.

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Speaker 1: Then she looks like it's like a tree, like a

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Speaker 1: little bit further away, and she looks at me again.

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Speaker 1: It looks at the tree again, looks at me again

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Speaker 1: there again. Yeah, you know, my dog would give up anything.

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Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden, I don't know, man,

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Speaker 1: I totally believe like an angel was there or something.

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Speaker 1: And she just starts walking slowly. But I'm holding onto

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Speaker 1: the leash, you know, and she's like pulling me out

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Speaker 1: of the muddy.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, you're not Molly. You can do it that

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Speaker 2: dog ever.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but dogs, I'm supposed to pull on leashes when

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Speaker 3: you walked up.

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Speaker 2: It's like not a good training move, but in this.

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Speaker 3: Case he gets out and then with some words like yeah,

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Speaker 3: don't pull on the leash like that next time.

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Speaker 1: And know that it wasn't like Molly like told it

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Speaker 1: like fastus I would have lost my grip on the leach.

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Speaker 1: She went slowly.

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Speaker 2: Dude, that's crazy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm all mudded up, like I'm like I

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Speaker 1: have mud in my mouth. And then she kept dragging

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Speaker 1: and dragging until there was like a tree where I

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Speaker 1: was able to like like hold onto like the roots

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Speaker 1: and everything and get myself up from there. But dude,

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Speaker 1: it was really scary.

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Speaker 2: You know, I wonder she's your favorite. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, God bless Molly. You know, I just hope

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Speaker 1: I see her whenever you know my day's up.

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Speaker 2: She's waiting for you inside the gate, right in the hand.

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Speaker 2: Why don't you tell anybody this? This is amazing.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's weird.

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Speaker 2: It's weird that you couldn't survive a rain storm.

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Speaker 1: You know, you get stuck in the mud and the

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Speaker 1: dog pulls you out of the mud.

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Speaker 3: You know, I think it will be embarrassing if Molly

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Speaker 3: was a little tiny chihuahua.

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Speaker 2: Did you ever find your other two dogs? And did

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Speaker 2: you punish them for not helping about?

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Speaker 1: I find them. I did find them. Actually they went towards.

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Speaker 2: The house for you. Where were you? He found his

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Speaker 2: way home. Why didn't we get the whole week you

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Speaker 2: go prepared.

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Speaker 1: At the end of the day. At the end of

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Speaker 1: the day, Oh the Matthew. I was like, at least

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Speaker 1: you guys made it back, you know, like, yeah.

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Speaker 2: We're joking, we're joking totally.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well that's a crazy story, dude. I'm glad you're alive.

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Speaker 3: I'm assuming the carpet cleaner's left without getting paid though,

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Speaker 3: so that kind of sucks testing because he was stuck

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Speaker 3: in Yeah, he was stuck in the mud.

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Speaker 2: For hours, carpet Brooks.

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Speaker 1: They just.

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Speaker 2: Texted in seventy five nine too.

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Speaker 3: If you have a confession you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 3: we'll hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you

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Speaker 3: our next mass speaker.

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Speaker 2: Your phone TAP's coming up

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Speaker 1: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,