WEBVTT - Bring My Breasts Back - 10.26.26

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<v Speaker 1>It's time for The Nephew and today's prank phone call.

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<v Speaker 1>What you got for us, Nephew Tommy?

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<v Speaker 4>First of all, let me thank... Greensboro, again, for coming out,

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<v Speaker 4>hanging out with me this past weekend. I greatly apesinated.

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<v Speaker 4>I apesonates it. And yes, Greensboro, I made it to

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<v Speaker 4>work this morning.

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<v Speaker 3>See what I'm saying?

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<v Speaker 5>I made it.

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<v Speaker 6>Surprisingly.

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<v Speaker 7>I did.

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<v Speaker 5>We were all shocked.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the truth. I was, too. Y'all ain't by y'all's side.

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<v Speaker 4>Laying in the cut is Jacksonville, Florida. I will be

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<v Speaker 4>at the Comedy Zone. That is this Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

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<v Speaker 4>Tickets on sale. Y'all come see your boy Duval.

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<v Speaker 3>Duval. Here I come. DJ Doom. I'm coming your way, man.

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<v Speaker 3>All right. This right here. This one is dear to

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<v Speaker 3>my heart right here. All right. Ladies, don't jump, but

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<v Speaker 3>this is the title of the prank. Y'all ready?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah. Yes.

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<v Speaker 4>You got to bring... My breast back. You got to

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<v Speaker 4>bring my breast back. No, I'm with you, Tommy, on that.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm with you.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand.

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<v Speaker 3>Because I bought them.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, you paid for them.

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<v Speaker 3>But you enjoyed them. We are not together no more.

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<v Speaker 1>But you had them while you were together, so it's

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<v Speaker 1>all good.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's go, CatDog. Bring my breasts back.

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<v Speaker 7>Hello? I'm trying to reach Oliver. Yeah, this him. Hey,

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<v Speaker 7>you engaged in Madison, right? Yes, I am.

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<v Speaker 5>There's a problem with it or something?

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<v Speaker 7>What's up? No, no, no, no, no. My name is Ricky, man.

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<v Speaker 7>Have you heard about the last person that she was

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<v Speaker 7>engaged to? Well, she kind of spoke briefly about you.

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<v Speaker 7>You know what, man? First of all, let me just

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<v Speaker 7>say this. Congratulations, okay? Let me be the first to

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<v Speaker 7>say that. Congratulations for y'all getting engaged, and I hope

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<v Speaker 7>it worked with y'all. Okay. Okay. Here's why I called.

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<v Speaker 7>We got a situation at hand that we kind of

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<v Speaker 7>need to clear up between you and I.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay. What is it?

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<v Speaker 7>Me and you got a little conversation we need to

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<v Speaker 7>have about profit. Well, we're talking about property. What property?

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<v Speaker 5>The property we live in? What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 5>This is my property. Okay.

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<v Speaker 7>Now, I'm not talking about your house or nothing like that.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, okay.

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<v Speaker 7>I got some property over there that belong to me,

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<v Speaker 7>and I'm trying to figure out how we can rectify

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<v Speaker 7>the problem.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I'm quite sure if it's something I can pack

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<v Speaker 5>up or whatever, you can come get it.

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<v Speaker 7>I have no problem.

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<v Speaker 5>What do you have over here in my house that's yours? Okay.

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<v Speaker 7>The actual breast that she has belong to me.

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<v Speaker 5>The breast?

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<v Speaker 7>Her breast. I bought her some breast implants.

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<v Speaker 5>Man, I ain't know nothing about no breast implants.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, you may not know nothing about it, but the

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<v Speaker 7>bottom line is I spent $ 10, 000 on some breast implants,

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<v Speaker 7>and I want my property back.

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<v Speaker 5>Buddy, man. No, man, you're not getting s * * * back.

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<v Speaker 5>What are you talking about breast implants? I ain't know

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<v Speaker 5>nothing about that, man.

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<v Speaker 7>Hey, man, I understand you're not knowing about it, but

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<v Speaker 7>I'm calling you like a man explaining it to you,

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<v Speaker 7>and I'm trying to let you know. You know, I

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<v Speaker 7>bought her some breast implants. Now, that's my property. Now,

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<v Speaker 7>just like when it don't work out, when an engagement

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<v Speaker 7>don't work out, you want your ring back. Well, I

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<v Speaker 7>want my breast back. Oh, no, man.

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<v Speaker 5>If you had gave her a ring, you can get

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<v Speaker 5>that back, but that's just some– man, what are you–

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, come on, man. You ain't getting back.

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<v Speaker 7>Hey, man, I'm getting them back. Oh, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 7>be over there every other week. being happy with what

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<v Speaker 7>I done bought. No, no, that ain't what's going to happen. No, no,

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<v Speaker 7>little brother, that ain't going to happen there. I don't

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<v Speaker 7>know what you're calling for. About $ 1, 000, $ 10, 000, the breast implants,

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<v Speaker 7>you ain't getting * * * *. You come over

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<v Speaker 7>here if you want to. When you're with somebody, when

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<v Speaker 7>you lose them, you lose everything you paid for.

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<v Speaker 5>So if you bought us some * * * *,

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<v Speaker 5>you're done * * * *. You should have bought

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<v Speaker 5>the * * * * when you got married. You

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<v Speaker 5>know what I'm saying?

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<v Speaker 7>You should have waited, then bought the * * * *.

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<v Speaker 5>So them * * * * is mine. I'm going

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<v Speaker 5>to be over here * * * *. That's what

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<v Speaker 5>I'm going to do with your breasts and plants. So

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<v Speaker 5>your money was well spent. You ain't getting back. Move

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<v Speaker 5>on in your life.

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<v Speaker 7>Hey, man, you don't tell me when and when and

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<v Speaker 7>when I'm supposed to buy something. I buy something when

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<v Speaker 7>I feel like it. But the bottom line is, them

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<v Speaker 7>breasts belong to me. Nah, we're going to work. Somebody's

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<v Speaker 7>going to pay me $ 10, 000 one way or the other.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, no, no. You ain't getting nothing back here, man.

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<v Speaker 5>You got to move on with your life, man. When

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<v Speaker 5>y'all broke up, y'all wasn't together no more than... left

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<v Speaker 5>with her. She walked away with him, man. That's it.

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<v Speaker 5>That's over. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 7>Hey, let me say something to you, man. I'm coming

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<v Speaker 7>over there. I'm coming over there and have a conversation

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<v Speaker 7>with Madison about this, because that's who evidently I need

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<v Speaker 7>to talk to. No, you're not talking to nobody over here.

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<v Speaker 7>You're talking to me like you say.

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<v Speaker 5>Man to man. I'm letting you know, man, you're lost.

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<v Speaker 5>You're lost, man. You don't get nothing. How do you

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<v Speaker 5>even get my number? Let me get your number so

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<v Speaker 5>I can call you back when she on her way home.

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<v Speaker 7>My number on the bridge.

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<v Speaker 5>Your number on the breath is $ 10, 000. That's your number.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, I'm going to check it.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm going to show, check it, and I'm going to

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<v Speaker 5>look at it every day because you ain't getting nothing back, brother.

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<v Speaker 7>They're mine.

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<v Speaker 5>You're lost, man. It's over.

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<v Speaker 7>Let me ask you this, man. Have you even bought

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<v Speaker 7>the ring from Madison yet?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I've bought the ring. That's what you do when

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<v Speaker 5>you get engaged. The ring is.

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<v Speaker 7>Bought, brother. How much the ring cost?

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<v Speaker 5>About $ 8, 000, $ 9, 000. That's a nice ring.

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<v Speaker 7>See, the breath costs more than the ring. You're a

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<v Speaker 7>cheap little man.

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<v Speaker 5>Man, f * * * you, man. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 5>didn't bop the ring. You talking about, look, dude, she gone.

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<v Speaker 5>Them breasts ain't yours no more, man. You don't get

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<v Speaker 5>f * * * ed back here. If it was

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<v Speaker 5>a ring, a pair of shoes, or something, I'd give

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<v Speaker 5>you that back. So what now?

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<v Speaker 7>What now? Hey, man, all I'm going to say is

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<v Speaker 7>this here. I'm going to come over there and have

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<v Speaker 7>a conversation with Madison about my breasts, because the breasts

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<v Speaker 7>belongs to me.

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<v Speaker 5>You're not coming over here and getting nothing. She ain't

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<v Speaker 5>even here, but you can bring your a * *

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<v Speaker 5>over here. You come over here with your chest pushed out,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm going to push it back in for you, brother.

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<v Speaker 5>F * * *.

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<v Speaker 7>I got two breasts over there. Each of them is $ 5, 000, and.

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<v Speaker 5>I want both of them. Man, look, you ain't getting... Man,

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<v Speaker 5>who the f * * * is you? You call

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<v Speaker 5>every ex-girlfriend you break up with wanting s * * * back?

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<v Speaker 7>I call the ones that I done bought breasts for.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you. That's a good wedding gift, I guess.

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<v Speaker 7>Hey, man, don't, don't, don't. Let me tell you something.

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<v Speaker 7>Don't you touch my breasts. You hear me?

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<v Speaker 5>Man, look here, man. I don't know who the hell, man.

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<v Speaker 7>How you can get on my line, man? Who is this?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm the person that own the breasts. Do you know

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<v Speaker 5>who this is? Man, you don't own nothing over here, man.

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<v Speaker 5>You done took a loss on there, brother. You done

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<v Speaker 5>took a straight loss on there, man. You got no

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<v Speaker 5>s * * * done, partner. Who the f * * *?

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<v Speaker 5>What the * * * * is this, man? You

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<v Speaker 5>lost your * * * *.

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<v Speaker 7>Mind calling my phone. I'm going to tell you right

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<v Speaker 7>now who this is.

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<v Speaker 5>Partner?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, well, who is this? This is Nephew Thomas, Steve

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<v Speaker 7>Harvey Morning Show. Your girl Madison got me to prank

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<v Speaker 7>phone call you.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, man. Boy, you ain't * * * *. That's cold, boy. Boy,

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<v Speaker 5>you cold, man. Thank you so much. But tell me,

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<v Speaker 5>this is it. They real, aren't they?

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<v Speaker 7>How the hell I know? You're supposed to know what

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<v Speaker 7>you marry. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>Why are you asking me? I don't know. I'm still

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<v Speaker 5>what you bought some * * * *, man. You

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<v Speaker 5>still got me messed up. Real or fake, it's not

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<v Speaker 5>like that. Where y'all come, man? Y'all need to stop that, man.

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<v Speaker 7>But I listen to you.

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<v Speaker 5>Last week, you got to laugh my ass off. I

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<v Speaker 5>never thought I'd get got.

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<v Speaker 7>Hey, Oliver, what's the baddest radio show, man?

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<v Speaker 5>Steve Harvey and Moni's show. That's the truth.

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<v Speaker 7>You got me good, man.

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<v Speaker 5>You got me good, man.

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<v Speaker 4>So, ladies, I got to ask you, if a man,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, think about it. If a man pays for this.

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<v Speaker 7>Nope.

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<v Speaker 4>Should he at least get the money back or be paid?

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<v Speaker 3>Nope. Is this equivalent to buying an engagement ring and

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<v Speaker 3>it don't work out?

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<v Speaker 1>Whoever calls it off, yeah, keeps the ring.

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<v Speaker 4>So I'll go out on the town later, a month later,

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<v Speaker 4>and see you with somebody else over there.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, oh, oh, oh. And we shaking like that? We're shimmying.

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<v Speaker 3>We're dancing.

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<v Speaker 6>We're backing it up. We're back in it.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey! And all I got is a receipt. That's how

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<v Speaker 3>we're doing it.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>And don't be late on your payments, boo. Yes, right.

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<v Speaker 3>So y'all out here with my breasts? Y'all out here

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<v Speaker 3>doing this with my breasts?

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<v Speaker 7>Uh-huh.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh-huh. All right.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, nephew.

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<v Speaker 6>Coming up next, strawberry letter subject. He wants that old

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<v Speaker 6>thing back. We'll get into that right after this. Here's

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<v Speaker 6>something that bugs us. Right now, data brokers are selling

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<v Speaker 6>your home address, your cell number, even the names of

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<v Speaker 6>your kids and your grandkids, medications you take, political affiliations.

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<v Speaker 4>Anybody with a credit card, no questions asked, they can

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<v Speaker 4>all buy the map to your front door. That's not

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<v Speaker 4>the America we grew up in. That's why we want

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<v Speaker 4>you to know about Incognito.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, Tommy. You sign up once and Incogni sends

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<v Speaker 1>search sites for you. Then it keeps sending them because

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<v Speaker 1>these outfits love to put your info back up. No forms,

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<v Speaker 1>no hassle. It handles the paperwork.

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<v Speaker 4>Go to incogni.com slash S-H-M-S. That's I-N-C-O-G-N-I dot com slash S-H-M-S.

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<v Speaker 3>They can't come knocking if they can't find you.

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