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Speaker 1: He's another Jube's barn Grell. This is Christine. Hello Christine,

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Speaker 1: my name is Seth McElroy and I have a complaint.

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Speaker 1: Oh I'm so sorry to hear that. Um, I can

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Speaker 1: just win a second. Um, did you dine with us recently? Yes?

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Speaker 1: I did, and I got food poisoning. Oh, sir, I

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Speaker 1: am so so sorry to well you should be. It

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Speaker 1: was bad. I basically had to spend three days straight

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Speaker 1: in bed. I could barely move. Um. Can I kick

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Speaker 1: down the date of when you in the worst part?

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Speaker 1: You want to know the worst part? My girlfriend won't

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Speaker 1: even talk to me now, and she's actually threatened to

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Speaker 1: break up with me over this. Um. So you guys

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Speaker 1: are gonna have to do a lot to make this right. Um.

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Speaker 1: What was your girlfriend dining with you at the time? No,

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Speaker 1: she wasn't. But the food poisoning got so bad I

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Speaker 1: ended up getting gnarrha um um yeah yeah, And she

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Speaker 1: thinks I got it from somewhere else. And I told

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Speaker 1: her it's a known fact that people get gnariha after

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Speaker 1: a bad case of food poisoning, but according to her,

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Speaker 1: that's not true. So well, I actually I've never heard

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Speaker 1: that before. I don't I'm I can't speak to the

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Speaker 1: gnaria part of it. If you've got food poisoning from

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Speaker 1: our restaurant, I'd be happy to you. You got food

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Speaker 1: poisoning and it manifested its way in my body as

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Speaker 1: gnariha um to her that I have you this is

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Speaker 1: not any of my business. But have you spoken to

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Speaker 1: a doctor about that? I have been to a doctor

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Speaker 1: and they confirmed that it is gnaria, right, Um. I

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Speaker 1: think that I think that food food stuff is very different. Um.

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Speaker 1: But in any case, I'm terribly like you know what

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Speaker 1: it sounds like you're questioning my complaint. I'm no, I'm

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Speaker 1: if you had an experience here that you were not

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Speaker 1: completely satisfied with me, would you be satisfied? Would you

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Speaker 1: be satisfied if you went to a restaurant and then

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Speaker 1: you left and the next day you had gone a rhea?

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Speaker 1: I don't think so well, sir. I just there's just

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Speaker 1: no way. I'm so sorry, but I just don't think

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Speaker 1: there's any way that you could get You should be

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Speaker 1: you know what, you should be really careful right now.

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Speaker 1: You should be careful the way you talk to me,

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Speaker 1: because I already have a lawsuit with another famous restaurant

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Speaker 1: because after I ate there, I got chlamydia and that's

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Speaker 1: in the courts right now, so I could sue if

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Speaker 1: I want. Um, sir, you know how you get this right? Yes,

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Speaker 1: you eat food that was undercooked. How else would you

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Speaker 1: get it? Common common firms of food poisoning would be

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Speaker 1: like um, like salmonella, or like it would give you

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Speaker 1: like another Salmonella is some sort of sexually transmitted thing. Wait,

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Speaker 1: it's it possible that you're getting the name of it wrong.

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Speaker 1: Is it possible that you don't mean gnaria, that you

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Speaker 1: mean maybe diarrhea. I'm sorry to say this over the phone,

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Speaker 1: but no, doctor, are you saying that I slept with

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Speaker 1: somebody else other than my girlfriend and got samonilla? Or no? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I am, I'm not saying any of it. Look at

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Speaker 1: what we normally do if there had to complaint with

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Speaker 1: someone's experience, is that would be just to give you

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Speaker 1: like a guest certificate you can come in and so

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Speaker 1: I can get more gonaria if you know. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: At this point, there's really nothing that I can do.

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Speaker 1: I can speak to my manager about this, but what

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Speaker 1: what you're described? Okay? Look, look, I'll be honest with you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm just doing this to see if I can get

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Speaker 1: a free meal. Can you do me a favor? And

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Speaker 1: can you tell your manager to company because I got

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Speaker 1: gnaria there? Okay, I said, I should have seen that coming.

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Speaker 1: So you're just scamming. You're just wasting my time here, scamming. No,

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Speaker 1: I really have no I No, I'm not scamming you.

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Speaker 1: I really have gonerrha. It's just I thought I could

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Speaker 1: get a free meal out of it. So no, I

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Speaker 1: this is the worst attempted If you would have been

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Speaker 1: better off doing like you would have been better off

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Speaker 1: claiming that you actually had food voices. Yeah, but I

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Speaker 1: can come in and show you the tests. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: I do not need to see a positive test, Gonorea,

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Speaker 1: please Pleaseeah, but you could. You should go home and

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Speaker 1: treat your disease. I'm trying to treat it with a

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Speaker 1: delicious meal from your establishment. If I'm sorry, I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: to laugh. It's not funny. If this call was just

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Speaker 1: about you scamming a free meal, then I need to

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Speaker 1: go back. Well. I should also mention that this is

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call. Yeah, no, no kidding. I'm starting

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Speaker 1: to get that this is actually Jewil from Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god. Well good because you

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Speaker 1: sound like a crazy person. Your cousin Sharon set you up.

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Speaker 1: She just wanted me to mess with you at work.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, hear it. I think you know what.

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Speaker 1: I think you're wrong though. I think you need to

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Speaker 1: do a little research on the internet and find out

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Speaker 1: what food poison can actually do to the body. Okay, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm serious. I got crabs at a taco stand the

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Speaker 1: other day. It's out there. Wake up every morning with

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Speaker 1: Jubal Funk taps weekday mornings on the twenties two point

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Speaker 1: five Devason. My one solution is my Queen