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Speaker 1: It's another jewbil phone pray Day Mornings. That's one only

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Speaker 1: So you you were sending emails on my behalf. Why

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Speaker 1: What did you say to Patricia? What did you say?

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Speaker 1: You should I have not called her an idiot. You

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. He said you were looking for a

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Speaker 1: And Welcome to the i n N, the Idiot News Network,

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Speaker 1: For Wednesday, December sixteenth, twenty twenty, let's send it over

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Speaker 1: Who's on location in California? Yes, and finally out of

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Speaker 1: He said that we have got to stand up for ourselves.

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Speaker 1: It's a beautiful day outside, and what are we doing

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Speaker 1: So he's the idiot in the news for me today,

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Speaker 1: and that's all I have sitting it back to you.

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Speaker 1: How did you know I was going to replay Wow?

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Speaker 1: take this to Jack's your son, Yes we do, we

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Speaker 1: do not and the number one worst Cheeky Girls Christmas

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Speaker 1: song of all time Cheeky Girls the number one worst

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Speaker 1: Christmas song of all time as according to me, yes

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Speaker 1: is we're doing to know Christmas shoes buy new song.

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Speaker 1: I knew it was gonna be by Fish. I've ever

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Speaker 1: heard this song aside from you. Oh, it's a very

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Speaker 1: popular song. If you didn't know this song, it's a

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Speaker 1: very because you talk about it. Well, there's a lot

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Speaker 1: of people that don't know me and haven't heard me

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Speaker 1: talk about it all the time. Jar Dais is not

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Speaker 1: much dame. You see. I'll explain with the song as

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Speaker 1: the sac in a second. I just gotta get into

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Speaker 1: it and know the shoes make smiles. Wanted to look beautiful.

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Speaker 1: If momaesus. That is new song. It's called Christmas Shoes

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Speaker 1: and it is the most horrible Christmas song ever about.

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Speaker 1: It's about a young boy who's going to buy trying

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Speaker 1: to buy a pair of shoes for his mom who's

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Speaker 1: in the hospital. Is based on a movie, and he's

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Speaker 1: trying to buy a fair shoes for his mom is

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Speaker 1: in the the hospital, doesn't have a lot of money, and

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Speaker 1: he sees this guy in a store and ask the

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Speaker 1: guy if he can have some if you can borrow

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Speaker 1: some money so he can get the final few cents

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Speaker 1: so he can buy the shoes for his mom because

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Speaker 1: he wants to get her these shoes for Christmas. And

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Speaker 1: then the guy was like, I need to write a

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Speaker 1: song about that, and then he did. This is so

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Speaker 1: text In four one o six one. What are some

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Speaker 1: of the worst Christmas songs on your list? All right,

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Speaker 1: it's a Jewel Show on Hits one or six point one,

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Speaker 1: the Jewel Show on demand only on iHeartRadio. If you

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Speaker 1: want life advice, you should only go to one place.

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Speaker 1: Where's that Probably a professional therapist or Tony Robbins or

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Speaker 1: one of those other motivational speakers. Yeah, but for some

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Speaker 1: weird reason, people have been coming here to the Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show and asking us for advice. So it's time for

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Speaker 1: six one. If you want some advice, any kind of advice,

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Speaker 1: we will give it to you. It'll probably be bad,

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Speaker 1: or it might be good. I don't know. Great. Text

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Speaker 1: some life advice, and we will do our best to

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Speaker 1: help you out or do our best to actually screw

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Speaker 1: up your life more anyway, hit us up at the

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show on Instagram. All right, Tristan, what's up? Yeah? Hey,

471
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,000
Speaker 1: what's going on? Guys? What's up? Man? How are you?

472
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Speaker 1: I'm adding trouble making friends and I'm acronan. I mean,

473
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Speaker 1: it's I think it's kind of normal. It's pretty normal.

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Speaker 1: I think. Yeah, especially as you get older, it gets

475
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Speaker 1: hotta But are you like trying to meet people and

476
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:34,080
Speaker 1: they're just not wanting to be your friend? Or are

477
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Speaker 1: you just having trouble to even meet people to begin with?

478
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Speaker 1: I mean, I guess, I guess a little bit of both.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sort of an introvert as is, but

480
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Speaker 1: like I don't know, I'm trying to put myself out

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Speaker 1: there a little bit more as much as you can

482
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Speaker 1: these days. And yeah, that's my question. How do I

483
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Speaker 1: make friends as an adult? How do you make friends

484
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:53,920
Speaker 1: as an adult? A great question. I think the first

485
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:55,399
Speaker 1: thing you need to do is do you make a

486
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Speaker 1: lot of money? I do all right for myself. Can

487
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Speaker 1: you buy a Lamborghini because everybody wants to be friends?

488
00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 1: That not doing that? Well? Okay, all right, well get

489
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Speaker 1: a cool car would be my first piece of advice. Um,

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Speaker 1: it's really hard actually to figure out how to make

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Speaker 1: friends as an adult, because when you're a kid, you're

492
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Speaker 1: in school, yeah, and you're around people that you're a

493
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Speaker 1: same age all the time, and you find people with

494
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Speaker 1: similar interests. Right right. I was going to ask, like,

495
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Speaker 1: do you have any hobbies that you like to do,

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Speaker 1: or sports or anything like that that you can maybe

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Speaker 1: join something and meet some people there. Well, yeah, I

498
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Speaker 1: mean I guess I play soccer and I'm a big

499
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Speaker 1: music boss. I mean I've done a lot of concerts,

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Speaker 1: so well, join up. Why don't you try joining a

501
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Speaker 1: soccer league, you know, do a co ed soccer soccer league. Yeah,

502
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:50,679
Speaker 1: maybe you could meet some girl friends as well. Girlfriends

503
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:52,760
Speaker 1: and boyfriends. Yes, they have a lot of those, and

504
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:54,440
Speaker 1: you can ask both of them out. You can ask

505
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Speaker 1: dudes out to be your friend friend, and you can

506
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Speaker 1: ask girlfriends out to maybe be your girlfriend one day.

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Speaker 1: Not a not a bad idea. I think the weird

508
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Speaker 1: thing about being an adult is that you have to

509
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Speaker 1: channel more of your kid's side though to make friends again,

510
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Speaker 1: because when you're when you're in that, you're not in

511
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Speaker 1: that frame of mind when you're an adult, Like you

512
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Speaker 1: don't think, oh I need to go out and make

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Speaker 1: a friend, because it's so it's so difficult to do

514
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Speaker 1: that because no one else is really doing that, right,

515
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Speaker 1: But as a kid, everyone's trying to be a friend

516
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Speaker 1: exactly when you go or you could go out to

517
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Speaker 1: a bar and just sit by yourself and wait till

518
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:26,840
Speaker 1: someone sits down next to you and strike up a conversation.

519
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:29,880
Speaker 1: Actually I met one of my best friends that way,

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00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 1: that's right. Yes, it was in twenty sixteen, night before

521
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Speaker 1: Thanksgiving and I didn't have my kids because they were

522
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Speaker 1: with their dad, and one of my friends I went

523
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Speaker 1: to high school with invited me out. And it was

524
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Speaker 1: a guy, but I didn't like him and he didn't

525
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Speaker 1: like me. It was just friends from high school. And

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Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, you know what I'm really introverted to.

527
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Speaker 1: I'm like, but I need to like go out and

528
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Speaker 1: meet new friends just like that. And then I go

529
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Speaker 1: out there and there was a girl standing at a

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Speaker 1: table by herself and she was my size. I'm five

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Speaker 1: foot she was actually shorter than me. So two chiny people. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and she was standing there looking awkward just like I was.

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Speaker 1: And so I'm like, you know what, I'm going to

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Speaker 1: go over there, which is not like me. Yeah, that's

535
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 1: really opposite of what Alex is like. But two tiny

536
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Speaker 1: people in a bar usually find each other because you're

537
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Speaker 1: on the same I level, looking under everybody's elbows, and

538
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:10,880
Speaker 1: you're like, hey, I see a person. We were literally

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Speaker 1: doing the same thing at different tables, just staying in

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Speaker 1: there awkwardly by or so I went up to her

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Speaker 1: and we became like instant besties. Oh my god, Well

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Speaker 1: there you go, Tristan. That is actually a good you know,

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Speaker 1: I don't think enough people do that. I've never done it.

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Speaker 1: I've never done So this is advice. Do as I do,

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Speaker 1: do as I say, not as I do. You know,

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Speaker 1: people who can't actually do it our coaches, right, So

547
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 1: get out there, go out somewhere, just hang out, you know,

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Speaker 1: like I don't know if you've ever had dinner or

549
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:35,600
Speaker 1: had a drink by yourself. It's kind of nice sometimes.

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Speaker 1: And then ye maybe see a group of people and

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Speaker 1: actually try to walk up to them and start a

552
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Speaker 1: conversation and oh yeah, you can say, you guys stood up. Yeah,

553
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:44,920
Speaker 1: there you go, and you know, a little bit of

554
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Speaker 1: a white light to start a conversation like that with

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Speaker 1: someone who you might mind you get the best kind

556
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Speaker 1: of friend, a pity friend. Yeah, we'll stay with you

557
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Speaker 1: forever because they feel bad for you, all right, So

558
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 1: you doesn't matter if they're my height or not. So

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00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 1: if you're you're having trouble making friends and you want

560
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 1: some advice on how to do that, you got three options. Now.

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00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:06,320
Speaker 1: You can go out somewhere by yourself and try to

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Speaker 1: strike up a conversation with a stranger and see if

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00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 1: you can make a friend. You can join a co

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Speaker 1: wreck soccer league, or you can work hard and get

565
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 1: a Lamborghini and then everybody will want to be your friend. Okay, yeah,

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00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:24,239
Speaker 1: including us. It's great advice. As remember, you can hit

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00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:25,960
Speaker 1: us up if you want some life advice, and we'll

568
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,960
Speaker 1: give you great advice, like if you want to make friends,

569
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:31,040
Speaker 1: get yourself a really nice sports car. Exactly, it's good advice.

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Speaker 1: Best way to go text in four six one, or

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Speaker 1: you can hit us up on the Instagram at the

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show. We'll give you any kind of advice. And

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Speaker 1: I think that we help that dude out. Yeah, you know,

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00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 1: for sure, I feel like life is definitely much better now.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, for sure. I don't even know if he

576
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Speaker 1: needs to make any friends. He don't just have a

577
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Speaker 1: lot less money. Yeah, he talked to us, So hit

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Speaker 1: us up if you need any life advice. The Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show on demand only on iHeartRadio New Hits six point one.

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Speaker 1: First Day follow Up the guy on the phone for

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Speaker 1: a first date followup Today met the girl that he

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Speaker 1: wants us to call. Probably one of the hottest places

583
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Speaker 1: you could ever meet somebody. Really yeah zah, well not Miami,

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Speaker 1: not like weather hot sexy where they meet the gas

585
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 1: station apparently, whoa nothing says romance like the gas station.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully it was near the restrooms because those are always

587
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:25,480
Speaker 1: super sexy. Yeah. Yeah, what's up, Dylan? How are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm good? Aw you guys doing this morning? Not too bad?

589
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 1: So you met the girl that you want to call

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Speaker 1: today for a first date? Follow up at the gas station? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the gas station, but specifically over by the like the

592
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Speaker 1: vacuum error. Okay, it's not like you're just hanging out

593
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Speaker 1: at the gas station. You're actually pumping up your tires. Oh,

594
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 1: I was thinking, maybe he does hang out there try

595
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:49,640
Speaker 1: just to meet people. You stand next to the thing

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00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:51,600
Speaker 1: that pumps up tires, Like, Hey, my name is Dylan,

597
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 1: I want to chat I wouldn't know. I was there

598
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Speaker 1: just getting some gas and nice are over there, and

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Speaker 1: she was, you know, putting air in her tires. And

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Speaker 1: she walked towards the gas station to get changed, and

601
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Speaker 1: we just so happened to cross path and she was like,

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Speaker 1: do you have any change? And I was like, yeah,

603
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Speaker 1: I got changed for you. And I went to my

604
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 1: car and got some change, and then we went over

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00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:18,720
Speaker 1: there and just started talking and I pumped her tire

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Speaker 1: up for and oh, that's nice. Does that code or

607
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 1: did you actually do it? You're like, and then we

608
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:29,800
Speaker 1: pumped her tire up. No, it was really air into

609
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 1: your tire, and that's that's nice to you. Though. For sure,

610
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:35,960
Speaker 1: she was great. She was really sweet. She was really nice.

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Speaker 1: I thought we hit it off, and I was like,

612
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Speaker 1: I know, this is kind of maybe this may be weird,

613
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:42,480
Speaker 1: but I asked for her number, and I don't think

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00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:45,440
Speaker 1: it's weird in that situation already. I mean, you'd already

615
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 1: pumped her up a little bit and you already filled

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Speaker 1: her up. It's actually one of the best places I

617
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,160
Speaker 1: feel like to meet someone is unexpected, you know, it's

618
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Speaker 1: just you weren't looking for it. It's not like you're looking,

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Speaker 1: you know, online, looking for a date. Like I like

620
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Speaker 1: how people meet unexpectedly and then go out. Yeah it's

621
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,960
Speaker 1: nice and it's natural. Yeah, so you know, I got

622
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 1: her number and then you know, a few days later

623
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Speaker 1: I gave her call and we we went on our

624
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:09,240
Speaker 1: first date. What'd you do? We? I took her to

625
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:13,720
Speaker 1: a driving range, a golf ball driver. Okay, that's fun. Yeah.

626
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:15,200
Speaker 1: I love to golf. I played in college. That's a

627
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:17,360
Speaker 1: great idea, though, because that's one way to get like

628
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 1: very personal with someone. Yeah it is. You can do

629
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:21,320
Speaker 1: the thing where you stand behind him and go, oh, now,

630
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Speaker 1: move your hits. You got a wiggle waggles a little bit.

631
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Speaker 1: I don't know why we all sound so pervy today.

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Speaker 1: That is a good date, though. That's a fun time.

633
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 1: You know. Do you think that she enjoyed herself. Yeah, like,

634
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:37,200
Speaker 1: you know, it was fun. I think it's like a

635
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:39,320
Speaker 1: step up for miniature golf, so it's a little more

636
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:42,240
Speaker 1: adult and uh, you know, we got a bucket of

637
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:44,960
Speaker 1: beers and we had a couple of drinks. It was great. Man.

638
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 1: I really had a nice time with her. Like, she's smart,

639
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:49,400
Speaker 1: she's funny. You know, we had a really good conversation.

640
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:51,360
Speaker 1: I mean, it sounds like it went really well. Like,

641
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:53,040
Speaker 1: what do you think is the reason why she's not

642
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:56,600
Speaker 1: calling you back? I have no idea. Like the date

643
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 1: was I thought went really well, and maybe she was

644
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:01,200
Speaker 1: unimpressed by your golf swing and didn't want to call

645
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:05,600
Speaker 1: you back. She's like this guy, so yeah, I was.

646
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:08,359
Speaker 1: I was like, this is not I did not golf well.

647
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:10,799
Speaker 1: I was really slicing and I have something else trying

648
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:13,680
Speaker 1: to work on. So so don't beat yourself up to

649
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 1: that for it. Yeah, Like, the only thing that that

650
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:20,080
Speaker 1: it could be is that, you know, I get frustrated

651
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:23,279
Speaker 1: with myself when I don't do well. Oh no, not

652
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:27,239
Speaker 1: like I wasn't throwing clubs or anything like Dylan, you

653
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:29,280
Speaker 1: think that she might not be calling you back because

654
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:32,400
Speaker 1: you were getting angry. I thought that I was getting angry,

655
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 1: you know, just frustrated, And that's the only thing that

656
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,400
Speaker 1: I could think of, Like, oh, maybe that was, you know,

657
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:40,920
Speaker 1: not not cool for her. I don't know, man, Like

658
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:43,520
Speaker 1: everything else went really really well. I thought, okay, cool,

659
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:45,719
Speaker 1: and uh, you know, I'm just bummed that I haven't

660
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:47,400
Speaker 1: heard from her, because I really thought we hit it

661
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:49,440
Speaker 1: off and I really liked her and I want to

662
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:51,520
Speaker 1: see her again. Well, how how long has it been

663
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:56,920
Speaker 1: since you guys is date? Uh? You know, a weakish Okay?

664
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:58,400
Speaker 1: And then how many times have you tried to hit

665
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:00,719
Speaker 1: her up? I tried, I said it X one and

666
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 1: I didn't hear anything. And I was just like, all right,

667
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:04,360
Speaker 1: you know, don't don't. I don't want to you know,

668
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:07,000
Speaker 1: push or feel forceful. You know, she wants to get

669
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,879
Speaker 1: a hold of me. She's got my number, she knowing next.

670
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:11,120
Speaker 1: So I was like, but I haven't heard anything. Okay,

671
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 1: And what's her name? Nina? So Nina? Okay, we'll play

672
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,080
Speaker 1: a song come back, and then we'll call her and

673
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:17,400
Speaker 1: see if we can figure out why should not get

674
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:21,279
Speaker 1: back to you. Okay, cool, thanks guys. Right in the

675
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:23,160
Speaker 1: middle right in this the second part of the first

676
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:27,279
Speaker 1: come on, Jue will get it to Yeah. I can't

677
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:31,440
Speaker 1: do anything right. Sorry, you guys actually thought I was

678
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:37,480
Speaker 1: screwing up. Yeah, come on. Um I did that because

679
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:38,879
Speaker 1: Dylan is on the phone with us for a first

680
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:40,680
Speaker 1: date follow up and he wants us to call a

681
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:42,600
Speaker 1: girl named Nina, and he thinks the reason he's not

682
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:45,280
Speaker 1: going to call back is because they went golfing together

683
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:47,960
Speaker 1: well to the driving range. But the only reason that

684
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:49,520
Speaker 1: he can think of that he's not going to call

685
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 1: back from her is because he was getting a little

686
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:53,759
Speaker 1: frustrated with himself. And that was my impressonation of a

687
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,759
Speaker 1: golfer getting angry at themselves. It's good. And it's been

688
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:57,960
Speaker 1: about a week since he's heard from her and he

689
00:35:57,960 --> 00:35:59,520
Speaker 1: can't figure out. So we're gonna call her right now,

690
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:02,239
Speaker 1: all right, and you're ready, Yeah, I'm ready. Here we

691
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:13,799
Speaker 1: go going to dial her phone number. Hello, Hi, may

692
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:17,440
Speaker 1: I speak to Nia. This is she Nina? How are you?

693
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:22,920
Speaker 1: This is Jewel from the Jewel Show. H Hi, Jewel,

694
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:26,280
Speaker 1: that's where do you know who I am? I do?

695
00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:30,719
Speaker 1: I do? What's up? Okay, Well, everybody's here. Mahat's wife

696
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 1: Alex free At also English Evan. Hello, calling you today

697
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:39,759
Speaker 1: because we got an email about you. Oh. Is this

698
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:42,360
Speaker 1: one of those dates things? Yes, it is one of

699
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:45,160
Speaker 1: those date things. Have you gone on multiple dates? Or

700
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:48,960
Speaker 1: do you know who we're talking about? I know who

701
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:55,359
Speaker 1: you're talking about? You? Who are we talking about? Dylan? Yes,

702
00:36:55,719 --> 00:36:58,040
Speaker 1: Dylan's the dude we're calling about. He said that you

703
00:36:58,080 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 1: guys went out on a date and he had a

704
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:02,480
Speaker 1: lot of fun. He also thought you enjoyed yourself and

705
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:06,759
Speaker 1: now you're not calling him back and he's wondering why. Um,

706
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:13,399
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, yeah, I'll tell you guys, Um, he's

707
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 1: very nice. It just kind of came down to h

708
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 1: to one one thing. Really well, let me okay, I'll

709
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:24,839
Speaker 1: tell you what he thinks. See if he's right, okay,

710
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:27,200
Speaker 1: because we talked to him and he told us that

711
00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:29,320
Speaker 1: he thinks the reason you're not calling him back is

712
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:31,719
Speaker 1: because when you guys went to the driving range, he

713
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:34,640
Speaker 1: wasn't his normal tiger would self, you know, and he

714
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:36,839
Speaker 1: was getting frustrated with himself, and so he thought maybe

715
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:40,279
Speaker 1: he seemed a little angry to you. Is that why? Uh?

716
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,880
Speaker 1: Well no, I mean he got like frustrated when he

717
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 1: would miss. But no, it wasn't anything alarming or anything

718
00:37:48,719 --> 00:37:52,440
Speaker 1: like that. It was it was actually something he said

719
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:56,720
Speaker 1: something he said. What did he say? So he started

720
00:37:56,760 --> 00:38:02,280
Speaker 1: talking about, um, how he would never have kids because

721
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 1: because it's bad for the environment. Huh what does he

722
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 1: mean by that? Yeah, he just said that, you know,

723
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 1: like we as humans were just like so wasteful, We're awful,

724
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 1: you know, we're like the cancer to the earth, and

725
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 1: he wouldn't want to bring more children into it. And

726
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:21,359
Speaker 1: you know, as he got into it, it just got

727
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,960
Speaker 1: more and more intense too. You know, I was just

728
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:27,279
Speaker 1: kind of petting there a lecture, so it sounds like

729
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:31,359
Speaker 1: you do want kids, and yeah, I mean to me,

730
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:33,600
Speaker 1: one of the points of me dating is to find

731
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 1: somebody and start a family. So it was just kind

732
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:43,959
Speaker 1: of incredibly environmentally insensitive. Yeah. Wow, that's a very deep

733
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 1: conversation to have, or I think to bring up on

734
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:49,879
Speaker 1: the first day he did. He got intense about that one.

735
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:54,280
Speaker 1: Like I can take some missed golf balls and stuff,

736
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:57,520
Speaker 1: but he got very intense about that conversation. He feels

737
00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:01,759
Speaker 1: very very strongly about it, clearly, So it just it

738
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:04,400
Speaker 1: just kept escalating. I mean I wasn't even in saying

739
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:08,279
Speaker 1: anything kaling at you. So he just went on a

740
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 1: rant about not wanting to have kids because he thinks

741
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:15,439
Speaker 1: it's bad for the environment. Yep, exactly. All right, Well,

742
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 1: I mean I can see why you wouldn't come back, right,

743
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:18,760
Speaker 1: I mean, whether you agree with him on the environment

744
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:21,239
Speaker 1: thing or not, you plan on having kids someday and

745
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 1: continuing to kill the earth like rescue man, I guess.

746
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:25,919
Speaker 1: But that's a deal breaker for a lot of people,

747
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,799
Speaker 1: especially if the whole reason you're dating is to meet

748
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:31,640
Speaker 1: someone to spend your life with. Exactly right, exactly Yeah,

749
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:33,360
Speaker 1: thank you for being honest with us. I appreciate that.

750
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:36,799
Speaker 1: Um And now, Nina, I have to be honest with you.

751
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:40,879
Speaker 1: I forgot. He's on the phone, asn't he? Yes, Dylan

752
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:45,120
Speaker 1: is on the phone. Dylan, he's still there. Yeah, I'm here,

753
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:51,320
Speaker 1: him here? Hi, Hi, Nina, how you doing. I'm sorry.

754
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:54,040
Speaker 1: I should have been honest. You know, I just thought,

755
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 1: you know, I wanted to be honest about my stance.

756
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:58,520
Speaker 1: It's something that I feel very strongly about, you know,

757
00:39:58,719 --> 00:40:03,239
Speaker 1: at least for your anger. Yeah, this is true, and

758
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 1: I think it's a really important subject that people just

759
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:07,759
Speaker 1: sort of glaze over when it comes to that. And

760
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:11,040
Speaker 1: I feel that, you know, our responsibilities individuals on this

761
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:13,560
Speaker 1: planet is to take the time to really reflect on

762
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 1: that decision and how we as a society and also

763
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:20,799
Speaker 1: as humanity moves forward and they can get chose to

764
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:23,760
Speaker 1: reproduces that has such a huge effect on our environment.

765
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:26,319
Speaker 1: And you know, you know, I'm here. You know, I

766
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:28,320
Speaker 1: want to be helpful. I want to try to educate

767
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:31,279
Speaker 1: people and I would be I would love to give

768
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:34,680
Speaker 1: you more information that maybe will impact your decision so

769
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:37,239
Speaker 1: you can kind of maybe rethink that, because I think

770
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:44,799
Speaker 1: it's really important. You're asking her to rethink having kids. Yeah, yeah,

771
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 1: I mean we always think about having kids, right, We're

772
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:49,080
Speaker 1: always like, oh, are you going to have kids? But

773
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:51,240
Speaker 1: we never really give the reason why and the idea

774
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:53,719
Speaker 1: of like oh I want a family or I think

775
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:55,920
Speaker 1: I should be doing this to me are just like

776
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:59,360
Speaker 1: ideas that have been projected into our heads for generation,

777
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:03,520
Speaker 1: or just want Yeah, yeah, I don't know. Um, well,

778
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:07,200
Speaker 1: you know, thank you for the information, Dylan. I just

779
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:09,799
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make my own decision. I don't really need

780
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:11,880
Speaker 1: another lecture. I think I had enough of it the

781
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:14,879
Speaker 1: other day. I don't think it's a lecture. I think

782
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:17,600
Speaker 1: it's yourn like information that we don't think. So if

783
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:20,920
Speaker 1: I can't get a warden, then it's a lecture. I

784
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:22,839
Speaker 1: don't know if you really understand the words you're saying

785
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:27,319
Speaker 1: about this score points. Oh, I don't think you know

786
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:29,239
Speaker 1: what you're talking about. That's why I'm not letting you talk.

787
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 1: Sounds like a guy who wants another day. I just

788
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:34,160
Speaker 1: don't think most people do when they talk about this,

789
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:36,799
Speaker 1: you know, this topic. Well, you're coming in a little

790
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:39,640
Speaker 1: bit intense as well, so it's it's not very welcoming.

791
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 1: I think you're just coming in, you know, ignorant to

792
00:41:42,719 --> 00:41:45,440
Speaker 1: this topic. If I can be honest, I think you should, like,

793
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:49,000
Speaker 1: you know, look at other people's you know, opinions as well.

794
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:52,239
Speaker 1: Exactly just what Alex said, Nina, and like you need

795
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:57,479
Speaker 1: to look at other people to think, Dylan, she wasn't

796
00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 1: talking to me to listen because your opinion. It's talking

797
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:04,719
Speaker 1: to you to listen to my I think. So how

798
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:06,200
Speaker 1: about I just I think I know where this is going.

799
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:07,920
Speaker 1: So I'm just gonna ask a question, Nina, would you

800
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:10,080
Speaker 1: like to go out with Dylan on another date? We

801
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:14,479
Speaker 1: will pay for it? No? No, no? Wow, Suka. Yeah

802
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:18,200
Speaker 1: that is a shocker, Dylan. I'm sorry, man, no second

803
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 1: date for you. You know, I get that, And I

804
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:25,719
Speaker 1: hope that, Nina. I hope this conversation maybe shed some

805
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:27,759
Speaker 1: light on something that you really haven't had a full

806
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:33,480
Speaker 1: chance to to really grasp. Thank you, Dylan. We appreciate it. Well,

807
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:35,839
Speaker 1: thank you guys. You know, I appreciate it, and I

808
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 1: hope people listening to this, Uh, we'll do a little

809
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:41,520
Speaker 1: research for themselves to think about this topic, because there's

810
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 1: tons of information out there that highlights the impact of

811
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:49,239
Speaker 1: for child on environment. You do have to retroduce to

812
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:51,799
Speaker 1: continue this life? Yeah, well we don't need to, you know.

813
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:54,600
Speaker 1: You know, it's something about America is like we just consume,

814
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:57,760
Speaker 1: We take more than we need, and we always want more. Okay,

815
00:42:57,800 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 1: we need to. All right, well, thank you so much.

816
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,719
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a not for her, and so we're

817
00:43:01,719 --> 00:43:04,759
Speaker 1: gonna go. Thank you. So I have a great day. Yeah,

818
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 1: if he does. The one who to come back and

819
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:12,239
Speaker 1: talk get him off. Jubils first Day follow up The

820
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:17,120
Speaker 1: Jebel Show on demand only on iHeartRadio. Who's Alex's worst

821
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:20,600
Speaker 1: person in the world today? Who's Alex's worst person in

822
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:23,960
Speaker 1: the world today? All right, so I'm sure you guys

823
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:27,840
Speaker 1: have heard of Connor McGregor. Yes, I have. Connor McGregor's

824
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:31,520
Speaker 1: your worst person in the world today? Not quite? Oh yeah,

825
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:34,640
Speaker 1: but you guys know YouTuber Jake Paul, right, oh yeah, yes,

826
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:37,880
Speaker 1: he's done some things. He is is Jake Paul, the

827
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:40,440
Speaker 1: one that went to the forest in Japan where people

828
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:42,959
Speaker 1: like hang themselves and then took a video. That's his brother.

829
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:47,960
Speaker 1: His brother what's his brother's name, something, Paul John. Anyway,

830
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 1: they're both so Jake Paul is your worst person in

831
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:52,080
Speaker 1: the world today. Yes, I don't know how much about

832
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:54,920
Speaker 1: either of them, but Jake is because he wants to

833
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:57,120
Speaker 1: fight Connor McGregor. Yeah, he wants to fight him. Yes,

834
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:58,960
Speaker 1: he wants to him. He like, he's been boxing now

835
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:03,360
Speaker 1: apparently two and yeah, he had one fight with another

836
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:06,080
Speaker 1: YouTuber like t KO or t K something or whatever,

837
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:08,799
Speaker 1: and you beat him. And then he fought Nate Robinson

838
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:11,360
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago. Nate Robins shout out to

839
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 1: Nate Robinson, by the way, he messaged me on Instagram

840
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Speaker 1: and he listens to the show. Really yeah, I wanted.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to have Nate on at some point. But

842
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Speaker 1: he also n Nate got knocked out bad. He did,

843
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:25,839
Speaker 1: so he became a bit of a meme unfortunately. Yeah,

844
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:27,840
Speaker 1: maybe that was the thing that happened to Nate Robinson.

845
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:29,399
Speaker 1: He messaged He's like, hey, man, I love the show

846
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:31,839
Speaker 1: and then yeah we're bad luck sorry Nate. Okay. Well

847
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Speaker 1: Connor McGregor though, come on, yeah, yeah, no way he

848
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Speaker 1: could beat him. Get this though. He offered him fifty

849
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Speaker 1: million dollars, fifty millions to fight him. He has fifty

850
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:43,480
Speaker 1: million dollars. No, that's the thing, he has eleven million.

851
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 1: I looked up his net worth and he's eleven million dollars. Like,

852
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:47,839
Speaker 1: how are you going to offer someone fifty million dollars

853
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:50,040
Speaker 1: when you don't even have half of that? Oh my god,

854
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:52,840
Speaker 1: biggest fight offer you've ever been offered, But you're scared

855
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:56,280
Speaker 1: of fight me? Connor? Oh really, Connor McGregor is scared

856
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:59,239
Speaker 1: of ye Jake Paul. So the fifty million dollars, he's

857
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:01,520
Speaker 1: claiming that that's his own money. I don't know. Does

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Speaker 1: he think that he's actually going to win against Connor Gregor?

859
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:06,239
Speaker 1: I honestly, he's never even fought a real fighting No.

860
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Speaker 1: Nate Robinson was a basketball player the YouTube, but he

861
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 1: thought before that was a YouTube. Yes, And Nate Robinson

862
00:45:11,239 --> 00:45:12,960
Speaker 1: is one of the shortest basketball players. I mean, he's

863
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:16,120
Speaker 1: incredibly athletic. But Jake Paul is a lot bigger than

864
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:18,719
Speaker 1: Nate Robinson. And you know, in basketball you can be

865
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:20,480
Speaker 1: small and wild and get around people. In fighting, it

866
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:22,320
Speaker 1: does make a big difference as I have weight classes

867
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:25,040
Speaker 1: and stuff like that, and he's like sitting there trolling

868
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:28,600
Speaker 1: him in the video, like sitting on his Lamborghini. Yeah,

869
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:30,760
Speaker 1: Jake Paul is sitting on a Lamborghini with a giant

870
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:33,920
Speaker 1: one of those comical size checks next to him with

871
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:36,640
Speaker 1: that says fifty million dollars on it. Probably a rented

872
00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:39,680
Speaker 1: Lambo as well, and he got the check off of

873
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:45,520
Speaker 1: Amazon for twenty dollars. But yeah, so Connor gregor, please fight, Yeah,

874
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:47,239
Speaker 1: please do it for all of us. You know. Then,

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00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:50,799
Speaker 1: when Connor mcgar went into boxing against Floyd Mayweather, I

876
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:52,560
Speaker 1: was kind of annoyed because I'm like, ah, this is

877
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 1: just a publicity stunt. And this is also obviously a

878
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:58,880
Speaker 1: publicity stunt, okay, And this is one that I'm not

879
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:01,440
Speaker 1: annoyed by because I do want Connor McGregor to take

880
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:04,440
Speaker 1: this fight, because watching Connor McGregor beat up Jake Paul

881
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:06,160
Speaker 1: would be amazing. It would, it would. I was actually

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00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:08,719
Speaker 1: in Vegas that weekend when Connor McGregor was fighting me

883
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:10,520
Speaker 1: with that right. I didn't go to the fight, but

884
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:12,720
Speaker 1: I was in Vegas that weekend and it was definitely

885
00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:14,600
Speaker 1: like a crazy experience. And while I was watching the

886
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:19,840
Speaker 1: video of Jake Paul ranting on the hood of his Lamborghini. Yeah.

887
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:24,719
Speaker 1: I was like, oh wait, this is a publicity sent word. Yeah,

888
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:27,759
Speaker 1: so please still do though fight? Yes, yes, I want

889
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:30,080
Speaker 1: to see Jake Paul Connor McGregor fight. We want to

890
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:32,799
Speaker 1: see him get knocked out. Yeah we do. But how

891
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:35,520
Speaker 1: sad will we be if he actually wins? If Jake

892
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:39,000
Speaker 1: Paul the YouTuber was actually able to beat to knock

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00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:42,279
Speaker 1: out Connor McGregor, well then maybe he'll have sixty one

894
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:46,239
Speaker 1: million dollars. Yeah, but I mean it would It would

895
00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:47,879
Speaker 1: just be so sad because you're just like, oh, man,

896
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:50,560
Speaker 1: Jake Paul's kind of a d bag. His brother is too,

897
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:53,600
Speaker 1: and he now thinks that he's an actual boxer when

898
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:57,040
Speaker 1: he's a YouTuber who has been boxing for money, and

899
00:46:57,080 --> 00:47:00,200
Speaker 1: then he actually beats a real fighter, That would me

900
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:02,480
Speaker 1: so sad. Did you imagine his ego off to that?

901
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:05,480
Speaker 1: Oh it's already annoying? You know what? Yeah? I can't.

902
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:08,920
Speaker 1: I can't. I'm too as a boxer. I just came

903
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 1: off the eighth biggest pay per view event in history.

904
00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:14,319
Speaker 1: But you want to fight Dustin Prober who has less

905
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 1: followers on Instagram? Is that what it's about? Yeah? Isn't

906
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:21,480
Speaker 1: want to mess with you. Now, that's really funny. That's

907
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 1: what most like teenage insult, right, you know what? The

908
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:27,239
Speaker 1: Rock like my picture and didn't like yours. So that's

909
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:29,600
Speaker 1: what that's what boxing trash talk has come down to.

910
00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:32,680
Speaker 1: Now who has more followers on Instagram? But that generation

911
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:36,000
Speaker 1: comes down to its terrible Yeah. Yeah, so, Jake Paul,

912
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:39,879
Speaker 1: because you are offering color McGray or fifty million dollars

913
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Speaker 1: that you don't have to fight and just because you're you,

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Speaker 1: you're the worst person in the world today. That was

915
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Speaker 1: his worst person in the world today. That was his

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Speaker 1: worst person in the world today.