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Speaker 1: You don't know me. Our confession I can't take back.

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Speaker 1: O arm mouse Speak Texas seventy five ninety two says,

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Speaker 1: my wife put her brother's wedding invitation up on our fridge, but.

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Speaker 2: It's absolutely hideous, so I'm slowly pushing it down the

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Speaker 2: fridge to where our kids can reach and eventually destroy it.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, that is a weird thing that really

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Speaker 2: bothers you. I think that there's some other issues there

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Speaker 2: that we're not Here's.

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Speaker 3: Right, the important things go higher on the fridge and

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Speaker 3: the kids and who's still uses printed invites anymore?

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Speaker 2: Just do an evite with a website like a normal

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Speaker 2: person wedding job.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, don't be tag.

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Speaker 3: Don't need to rub it in my face. Luckily, we

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Speaker 3: have a normal person on the phone right now, ready

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Speaker 3: to confess something to us. She's choosing to go by

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Speaker 3: the fake named Courtney today. So Courtney, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 4: Courtney, how you doing. I'm okay and flattered that you

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Speaker 4: come in normal person.

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Speaker 3: The high praise that we give to only certain listeners

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Speaker 3: on this show. We'll see how we feel about you

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Speaker 3: at the end of this. Because the voice changer is on.

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Speaker 3: You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear

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Speaker 3: your confession.

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Speaker 4: Okay, well it still makes me a little nervous to

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Speaker 4: even talk about it.

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Speaker 2: Whoa.

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Speaker 4: This happened when I was in third grade. Second grade, No,

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Speaker 4: it was third because I had bangs in my class photo.

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Speaker 2: Oh I like that.

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Speaker 4: That's how we remember things, Okay.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: So we went on this school field trip and it

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Speaker 4: was like the Museum of Science Industry type of history thing.

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Speaker 2: Snooze fast, right, and then you get older and I

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Speaker 2: love that stuff.

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Speaker 1: Now, well this one.

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Speaker 4: Was really fun though. If They had this ancient Aztec exhibit,

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Speaker 4: and it was cool. They were letting you hold some

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Speaker 4: of the artifacts.

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Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa, yeah.

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Speaker 4: And the only one I really really wanted to hold

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Speaker 4: was this cool little It was like a bright green

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Speaker 4: figurine of this a tech god and it was like

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Speaker 4: a snake circling it and it was about, I don't know,

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Speaker 4: maybe a little bigger than my son. It could sin

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Speaker 4: in your hand, you know. Okay, I'm looking at it,

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Speaker 4: and I was really close with my teacher, and so

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Speaker 4: I wanted to go show her, and she was across

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Speaker 4: the room, so I just put it in my pocket

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Speaker 4: and start walking over toward.

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Speaker 2: Her, okay, because everybody was.

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Speaker 4: Knewing around and it was crazy, and I thought somebody's

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Speaker 4: gonna bump me, and I don't want it to fall

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Speaker 4: out of my own.

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Speaker 1: That's the confession. You're gonna break it, right. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Well, anyways, a big booming voice comes on an announcement

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Speaker 4: over like the loud speaker, telling us we all have

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Speaker 4: to exit the room, and so I don't realize it,

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Speaker 4: but it's still in my pocket. And I didn't figure

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Speaker 4: this out until I got home that day.

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Speaker 2: You stole an ancient artifact from the museum.

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Speaker 4: Oh well, so not on purpose, but you know, did

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Speaker 4: you tell your parents? No? I get home and I'm

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Speaker 4: just like, I'll tell my teacher in the morning. No

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Speaker 4: big deal. So no, I didn't say anything. I figured

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Speaker 4: I'm going to take it back the next day.

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Speaker 3: As a third grader, you don't realize the severity of

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Speaker 3: what you just got.

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Speaker 2: But I'll tell the adults, I'll give it back in

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Speaker 2: the right place. Is that what you did?

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Speaker 4: Well? So the next day, as soon as we get

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Speaker 4: off the bus, there's this big assembly with the principal.

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Speaker 1: Exciting way to start the day, right.

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Speaker 3: Glass, your friends, Nothing good happens at assembly.

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Speaker 4: No, usually it does. But they say that one of

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Speaker 4: the artifacts was stolen during our school trips.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, they announced the.

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Speaker 4: Whole school exactly. So they put sure of it up

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Speaker 4: on a big screen and there's this close up picture

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Speaker 4: of this artifact and they need it back immediately, and

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Speaker 4: whoever is responsible, they need to return it. And I'm thinking,

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Speaker 4: oh my god, that's in my pocket right now.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so you could just reach it and be like, hey,

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Speaker 2: I have that here.

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Speaker 4: It is.

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Speaker 2: Where I came from. I say, run, pull the fire

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Speaker 2: alarm and run. What did you do?

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Speaker 4: I was way too scary time to say anything.

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Speaker 3: I will.

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Speaker 4: I went home and I hide it and the shelf

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Speaker 4: of my closet went.

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Speaker 1: That's there.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I have to return it.

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Speaker 3: You then did not do the right She's afraid that

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Speaker 3: she's going to get in like serious trouble.

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Speaker 2: Points it on your little brother's back. This is like

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Speaker 2: a priceless artifact.

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Speaker 4: God, but I'm in third grade, so I'm envisioning I'm

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Speaker 4: going to jail.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: And so going forward, the school is sending out newsletters

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Speaker 4: to the parents for me, telling them to sit their

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Speaker 4: kids down, ask them about the artifacts. This is before email,

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Speaker 4: so I just throw the papers out before they even.

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Speaker 1: Get in the house.

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Speaker 3: There's every opportunity for the right thing to happen, and

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Speaker 3: you just.

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Speaker 2: Keep But you got to give her credit for covering

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Speaker 2: up her crime. She could have been a museum. I

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Speaker 2: mean she is a museum. Yeah, you know, well what

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Speaker 2: happened to us burglar?

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Speaker 4: Well, so that my parents never knew. All the hype

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Speaker 4: dives down. I forget about it too, I never tell

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Speaker 4: anyone way. And years later, after I come home from college,

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Speaker 4: I am cleaning out my room and I come across

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Speaker 4: it and I google it and it says that it

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Speaker 4: was stolen fust.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, it's probably worth like tens of millions of dollars.

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Speaker 4: You can never go into me zeum again.

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Speaker 2: And you can't sell it because I'll know exactly who

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Speaker 2: it is and where it came from. Who would think

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Speaker 2: of selling it would immediately dollars Facebook Marketplace. Oh yeah

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Speaker 2: for me, I'm like frankslistless artifact starting one million dollars.

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Speaker 2: Oh where's your head at now?

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Speaker 4: I don't know. So I've been seeking. Should I speak

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Speaker 4: it back in and we leave it there? Should I

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Speaker 4: nail it anonymously? So you still have it right now,

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Speaker 4: right now, it's a paper weight on my desk. I

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Speaker 4: just don't know how sot about this.

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Speaker 1: We put our big girl panties on and we just

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Speaker 1: need to march on down there and let him know

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Speaker 1: what she.

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Speaker 2: Stole those big girl panties from the Egyptian. Do you

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Speaker 2: have a kid? You could believe it on my house.

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Speaker 2: They stole it you just so you found it a

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Speaker 2: good will Oh yeah, that's oh, that's good. There it

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Speaker 2: is okay by.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, Well, keep us keep us updated on

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Speaker 3: what happens with you in the ancient museum artifact that

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Speaker 3: you accidentally store looking for.

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Speaker 2: Jim Stones in Texas seven eight, five nine two.

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Speaker 3: If you have a confession you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 3: we can hydra identity mask your voice and make you

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Speaker 3: our next mass speaker. Your phone taps coming up next

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.