WEBVTT - How Autopsies Work

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<v Speaker 1>because this is add on to what you're about to hear. Right, Chuck,

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<v Speaker 1>let's be quiet because we don't want our our normal

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<v Speaker 1>were talking about that. Do you understand now, Chuck? Did

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<v Speaker 1>you know what this is? Do you know why we're doing?

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<v Speaker 1>What is? It is pretty freaking exciting, what Josh, we

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<v Speaker 1>think so there are four episodes of stuff you should know.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a big deal to did I can't even like

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<v Speaker 1>I can't even just melt my brain now, I can't

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<v Speaker 1>don't even remember some of them, Like what we did

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<v Speaker 1>that we talked about that? I'm with you crazy. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>let's let's hope we can do another four shows exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's two years four more. Congratulations Buddy, right back, and Jerry,

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<v Speaker 1>Pretty much been Jerry the whole time. Um, what what

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<v Speaker 1>would it be without the three of us? You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it would be crud? Yeah. Um well, thank you, dear

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<v Speaker 1>listener for listening to all four hundred. You know some

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<v Speaker 1>around if you never listened in the first place. We

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<v Speaker 1>would have done four shows. Yea. And yeah, those of

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<v Speaker 1>you who have listened to one or two or just

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<v Speaker 1>discovered us or whatever, this is your one. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>the Dullhouse. Hey, and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh Clark.

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<v Speaker 1>With me is Charles W. Chuck Bryant, and that makes

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<v Speaker 1>this stuff you should know, dead and rowdy. I just

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<v Speaker 1>made you shudder before we pressed record. I'm out it

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<v Speaker 1>was an actual one. No, I thought you did that well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but I was doing in response to your face. You

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<v Speaker 1>made that face, but you didn't make annoy were you

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<v Speaker 1>doing it on my behalf of exactly. Okank you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel so cared for so chuckers. Yes, Um, this

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<v Speaker 1>is a little kind of a boo podcast. This this

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<v Speaker 1>has got to complete our suite on death. You would

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<v Speaker 1>think so, but it doesn't. No. No, we still have

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<v Speaker 1>how dying works left. Um, we still have um, what

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<v Speaker 1>it's like to be dead. We've got a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>stuff we haven't even touched, like what happens to the

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<v Speaker 1>nails after that. So, um, we're getting closer that we're

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<v Speaker 1>creating a larger body of work. Um, and this one,

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<v Speaker 1>this is gonna be a big one. You predicted. I

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<v Speaker 1>think I agree with you. It's detailed too. Yeah. It

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<v Speaker 1>was based in part on the an interview with the

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<v Speaker 1>Fulton County Deputy Medical Examiner, who knows what he's talking about. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're in Fulton County, you're gonna be investigating a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of foul play. Yeah. Atlanta and Detroit used to

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<v Speaker 1>go back and forth for the murder. Capital of the

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<v Speaker 1>US used to shoot out and then bullets a false

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<v Speaker 1>somewhere in the middle. DC is up there too, I think, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>do you see us up there? I don't. I think

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<v Speaker 1>Atlanta's out of the running the last several years. I

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<v Speaker 1>know it lost this place. We just don't murder like

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<v Speaker 1>what used to. But I mean, like the numbers all

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<v Speaker 1>pale in comparison to like Warez. It's like, do you

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<v Speaker 1>think that's a big number? How about fifteen times that

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<v Speaker 1>you know? Um, so chuck. Have you ever seen an autopsy,

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<v Speaker 1>like a real deal film of one? No? I saw that,

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<v Speaker 1>but that was that was quite fake. Have you not

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<v Speaker 1>seen Faces of Death? The original? I never saw that

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<v Speaker 1>there's an autopsy in there, and um, I can't remember

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<v Speaker 1>if we talked about it during the Exploitation Films episode,

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<v Speaker 1>but um, part of Faces of Death was real and

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<v Speaker 1>some was staged and fake, but the autopsy was definitely real.

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<v Speaker 1>And you can tell after reading this, it's like, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they do pull the skin flat from the top of

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<v Speaker 1>the scalp down over the face and under the chest.

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<v Speaker 1>I felt really bad for the human base reading this

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<v Speaker 1>because it's liable. Yeah, it's well, and it's always got

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<v Speaker 1>some flap of skin folded over it. Yeah, like, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, we don't want to look at that, so

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<v Speaker 1>let's just fold the chest over it. Exactly what what

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<v Speaker 1>is this what's that called the scalp scalp? Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>say skull, Sorry, the skulls under the scalp. No I

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<v Speaker 1>knew that. That's the fact of the podcast. Um, So,

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<v Speaker 1>why why do people do autopsis, Chuck? It's not just

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<v Speaker 1>so ghouls can be paid to do their thing. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>there's actual reasons for an autopsy, which, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't say it's in the article, but autopsy is

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<v Speaker 1>Greek based on the Greek autopsia, which means to see

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<v Speaker 1>for one's own eyes. Yeah. Yeah, Do they want to

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<v Speaker 1>see for oneself how somebody died? Yes, the manner of

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<v Speaker 1>death and time of death, which we'll get into. But

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<v Speaker 1>I think there are five certain types of death one five,

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<v Speaker 1>uh six that that they require an autopsy if you

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<v Speaker 1>die by injury, delayed complication of injury, poisoning, infectious complications,

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<v Speaker 1>foul play, or if you die with no attending positions,

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<v Speaker 1>So that those are the reasons that they were requested autopsy, right,

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<v Speaker 1>And if the cops come out or somebody the funeral

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<v Speaker 1>home comes out and says, whoa, whoa, whoa, this guy

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<v Speaker 1>may have been poisoned or he's injured and he died,

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<v Speaker 1>we need to call the corner the medical examiner. They're

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<v Speaker 1>going to perform an autopsy, and there's um, there's a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of types of autopsies. There's two really, and the

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<v Speaker 1>one where the cops are involved, where the medical examination

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<v Speaker 1>is carried out on behalf of law enforcement. That's a

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<v Speaker 1>UM well a medical examination of forensic autopsy a k a.

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<v Speaker 1>The the sexiest of all autopsies, because that's what you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna see in movies and on TV quite often, unless

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<v Speaker 1>it's like contagion or something right exactly so, in a

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<v Speaker 1>move like um, oh contagion, Uh, the any autopsy you

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<v Speaker 1>performed is going to be a clinical autopsy, which is

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<v Speaker 1>usually performed by doctors who are trying to figure out

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<v Speaker 1>what the heck happened, what went wrong in the treatment,

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<v Speaker 1>how a disease took its course, and they're basically documenting

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<v Speaker 1>maybe an interesting case through autopsy for the medical literature

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<v Speaker 1>and for well, in the case of a contagion, even

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<v Speaker 1>though I haven't seen it, for the good of humanity,

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<v Speaker 1>immediate good of humanity, if there's some fast spreading disease

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<v Speaker 1>or something, or there's faulty cribs. Um autopsies were instrumental

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<v Speaker 1>in finding getting to the bottom of like product recalls

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<v Speaker 1>like faulty cribs that killing kids. I didn't think about that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's one of the benefits of autopsies. Yeah, makes total sense.

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<v Speaker 1>So those are the two kinds of autopsies you got

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<v Speaker 1>for forensic and clinical. And basically we're gonna be talking

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<v Speaker 1>mainly about um law enforcement autopsies. So when we say autopsy,

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<v Speaker 1>for the rest of the podcast, we're too much talking

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<v Speaker 1>about a forensic autopsy. One that's trying to figure out

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<v Speaker 1>if somebody died uh naturally, accidentally or someone's hand, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>foul play, um at their own hand, suicide or undetermined.

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<v Speaker 1>Those are the five legally defined manners of death. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't see very sleepy on here. I thought those six

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<v Speaker 1>that would be naturally where they go to cut into

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<v Speaker 1>you and you're like, oh, you wake up and they're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>he's not dead. Right, Well, there's no manner of death

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<v Speaker 1>then yet. Uh, that's gonna be done by a forensic

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<v Speaker 1>pathologist most often, or a medical examiner or a coroner,

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<v Speaker 1>and we'll we'll get into that towards the end, right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>about the difference. Yeah, Well, ideally it's going to be

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<v Speaker 1>carried out by a forensic pathologist, which is somebody who's

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<v Speaker 1>trained to perform autopsies looking for a mode of death. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>quite often a doctor, but not always almost always. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>to be a forensic pathologist, you have to be a doctor.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh really Yeah. To be a medical examiner, you have

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<v Speaker 1>to be a doctor. You don't have to be a

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<v Speaker 1>forensic pathologist to be a medical examiner. Well, and you

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<v Speaker 1>ideally should be uh accredited, but that's not always the

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<v Speaker 1>case either. You want to have to be Um. So

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<v Speaker 1>let's say you're forensic pathologist or a corner you're going

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<v Speaker 1>to try to assign one of these one of these

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<v Speaker 1>manners of death to a dead person. Yeah, like Quincy, Yeah, exactly. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>and what you're gonna do is, uh, you're gonna take

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<v Speaker 1>not just the findings from your autopsy, but you're going

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<v Speaker 1>to put them in a context with say a police

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<v Speaker 1>report or something. Right, Yeah, but you're not cops. Like

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<v Speaker 1>TV as usual overstates it as far as how involved

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<v Speaker 1>the medical examiner is, like as far as being on

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<v Speaker 1>the scene and collecting DNA and all that stuff. It's

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<v Speaker 1>it's not usually the case as Mr. What's his name,

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<v Speaker 1>doctor U Kaisel or keisel, let's go with the let's

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<v Speaker 1>go the k um. So you take all this stuff

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<v Speaker 1>like so so, for example, Robert Valdez who wrote this article,

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<v Speaker 1>UM says, so there's there's head trauma on a dead

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<v Speaker 1>man or a dead woman. Doesn't quite make sense. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>is it a homicide? Is it's probably not a suicide.

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<v Speaker 1>But is it accidental? Um? You know, it's definitely injury, right,

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<v Speaker 1>which is why somebody called the corner or the medical

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<v Speaker 1>examiner in the first place. But the exactly whether it

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<v Speaker 1>was at someone else's hand or accidental is still up

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<v Speaker 1>for debate. Well, you take those head that head trauma,

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<v Speaker 1>those head wounds, and you put them together with the

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<v Speaker 1>police report that said that there was an iced over

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<v Speaker 1>ladder laying beside the dead body when it was found.

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<v Speaker 1>There's probably an accident. The corner of the medical examiner

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<v Speaker 1>is going to say, this guy's probably it was probably

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<v Speaker 1>just slipping off the ladder, like the gutters are half

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<v Speaker 1>cleaned out, right, He has like a big hunk of

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<v Speaker 1>leaves in his hand, and he didn't write someone's name

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<v Speaker 1>in blood on the sidewalk. It was um. And then

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<v Speaker 1>you know, if you have the the old that old

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<v Speaker 1>yarn about a gunshot wounded the head. Is it a homicide? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Is there a burn pattern really close by?

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<v Speaker 1>Is there gunshot residue on the on the hand, the

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<v Speaker 1>dominant hand of the victim, that's probably a suicide. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And as we'll point out here in a minute, one

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<v Speaker 1>of the steps uh which I didn't even realize this,

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<v Speaker 1>you always see him ziping them up in the body bag,

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<v Speaker 1>but actually bagged the hands and in a in a

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<v Speaker 1>suspected suicie homicide, Yeah, because you bagged the hands because

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<v Speaker 1>you want to just make sure that you can check

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<v Speaker 1>under the fingernails to make sure that there's not like

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<v Speaker 1>skin cells from the guy who attacked you under your

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<v Speaker 1>under your fingernails. People get real grabby when they're being murdered. So, um,

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<v Speaker 1>so we apparently I didn't realize this, but ductor keisel,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't have keisel, right. Yeah, he pointed out that.

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<v Speaker 1>So he gave an example of how it's not really

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<v Speaker 1>that clear cut right with the gunshot wound. Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>was interesting to say, you say I shot you in

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<v Speaker 1>the head. That would be very sad thirty years ago,

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<v Speaker 1>and um, you survived, but you developed the seizure disorder.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're fine, but you you have seizures. Thirty years later,

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<v Speaker 1>today you keel over dead from your seizure disorder. That

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<v Speaker 1>death would be ruled a homicide because you developed a

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<v Speaker 1>seizure disorder as the result of a gunshot wound, which

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<v Speaker 1>is an unnatural event that I inflicted on you. So

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<v Speaker 1>even though Emily can't come after me and be like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna assue you, she could be like, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>kill you. She couldn't sue me because the apparently the

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<v Speaker 1>um the courts don't allow that after thirty years of survival,

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<v Speaker 1>but the the corner or the medical examiner would rule

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<v Speaker 1>it a homicide. Yeah, it's not, like he points out,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not their call to say, like, you gotta go

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<v Speaker 1>after and prosecute this dude, or Emily can sue you,

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<v Speaker 1>or she can bring you flowers and candy. They're just saying,

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<v Speaker 1>this is how it died, how it went exactly supposedly

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<v Speaker 1>in an ideal vacuum world, we should say that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>So you were talking about the difference between medical examiners

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<v Speaker 1>and corners. You want to you want to give up? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>from what I understand, and especially by reading that article

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<v Speaker 1>that you sent. Um corners are sort of the more

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<v Speaker 1>part time although they can do it full time, but

0:13:35.920 --> 0:13:38.599
<v Speaker 1>a lot of times it's in these underfunded counties and

0:13:38.640 --> 0:13:41.680
<v Speaker 1>counties where they don't have a lot of crime. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>there will be a corner because there's only what did

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<v Speaker 1>that articles say, like four to professional medical examiners in

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<v Speaker 1>the United States. Yeah, that's crazy. There's plenty of medical examiners,

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<v Speaker 1>but they're not forensic pathologists, which in this case is

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<v Speaker 1>like the most highly qualified person in that field. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>So that's the main difference. It all depends on the

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<v Speaker 1>county where you live. There's different laws as you know,

0:14:07.400 --> 0:14:11.000
<v Speaker 1>as far as what they require. But if you're not

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<v Speaker 1>in a big city, you may not have the resources

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<v Speaker 1>or the equipment, or you may be so far out

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<v Speaker 1>of town that you know, it's hard to get people there,

0:14:18.960 --> 0:14:21.400
<v Speaker 1>so you might just have a corner driving up. That

0:14:21.520 --> 0:14:25.680
<v Speaker 1>was is also your contractor for your house as the

0:14:25.880 --> 0:14:28.360
<v Speaker 1>case was setting? Where was that? Was that in Louisiana

0:14:28.480 --> 0:14:32.800
<v Speaker 1>or Texas? Was in Washington? Washington? Yeah? Uh, there's sixteen

0:14:32.880 --> 0:14:35.960
<v Speaker 1>hundred counties in the US, and there's like thirty counties

0:14:36.000 --> 0:14:39.440
<v Speaker 1>total and six hundred of them used the corner system,

0:14:39.520 --> 0:14:44.040
<v Speaker 1>and you know medical examiners, an appointed physician. UH. County

0:14:44.080 --> 0:14:47.120
<v Speaker 1>coroner is an elected official who in most cases just

0:14:47.160 --> 0:14:49.880
<v Speaker 1>has to have a high school degree for UM to

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<v Speaker 1>be qualified for the position. Sometimes it's the sheriff. Saw

0:14:53.360 --> 0:14:56.920
<v Speaker 1>in that one county it was the local county prosecutor

0:14:57.760 --> 0:14:59.960
<v Speaker 1>is also the corner. Yeah, you're not supposed to do

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<v Speaker 1>that because you want an impartial person ruling on the

0:15:03.320 --> 0:15:06.040
<v Speaker 1>manner of death, especially say if like it's a police death.

0:15:06.400 --> 0:15:09.080
<v Speaker 1>You know, the police killed somebody. You don't want the

0:15:09.120 --> 0:15:12.920
<v Speaker 1>sheriff judging whether or not his deputies were to blame.

0:15:13.320 --> 0:15:16.400
<v Speaker 1>Looks like suicide to me, exactly, Well that happened. That

0:15:16.520 --> 0:15:19.680
<v Speaker 1>was a pretty good example in UM, New Orleans of

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<v Speaker 1>there's the corner. There has been corner for like thirty

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<v Speaker 1>five years. He um he's very very cozy with law enforcement,

0:15:29.680 --> 0:15:31.360
<v Speaker 1>or has been accused of it many times. And there

0:15:31.400 --> 0:15:34.600
<v Speaker 1>was a guy who stole one cops gun and shot

0:15:34.600 --> 0:15:37.400
<v Speaker 1>another cop to death and started to get away and

0:15:37.520 --> 0:15:40.640
<v Speaker 1>was finally caught. And when he was caught and brought

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<v Speaker 1>in finally he died supposedly after being given iodine for

0:15:45.880 --> 0:15:48.560
<v Speaker 1>X rays, but really he died because he was beaten

0:15:48.560 --> 0:15:51.080
<v Speaker 1>to death. He had like a bruce testicle and like, um,

0:15:51.120 --> 0:15:53.960
<v Speaker 1>all these cracked ribs in the corner. Still this day

0:15:54.000 --> 0:15:56.560
<v Speaker 1>refuses to rule it a homicide. It's like a movie plot.

0:15:57.160 --> 0:15:59.120
<v Speaker 1>All of a sudden, Richard gear gets called in to

0:15:59.640 --> 0:16:04.480
<v Speaker 1>invest to gate and then things get sexy exactly because

0:16:04.520 --> 0:16:09.240
<v Speaker 1>of course the cop is you know, Angelina Jolie. Is

0:16:09.240 --> 0:16:11.600
<v Speaker 1>that how it goes down all eighty pounds of her.

0:16:11.600 --> 0:16:14.840
<v Speaker 1>He's one tough cop. Um. So there there are problems

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<v Speaker 1>with the Corners thing. And um that you read that

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<v Speaker 1>article too from PBS Frontline. That was awesome, by the way,

0:16:20.600 --> 0:16:22.880
<v Speaker 1>people should read that. Yeah, I can't remember what it

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<v Speaker 1>was called. Um, I got it right here. Okay, good.

0:16:25.800 --> 0:16:28.960
<v Speaker 1>It is called the Real c S I Colin, How

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<v Speaker 1>America's patchwork system of death investigations puts the living at risk.

0:16:33.840 --> 0:16:37.440
<v Speaker 1>It's a it's a very eye opening um article. Yeah,

0:16:37.480 --> 0:16:41.440
<v Speaker 1>where basically they say that this the members of this

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<v Speaker 1>field quite literally bury their mistakes. There's some really bad

0:16:46.200 --> 0:16:48.280
<v Speaker 1>people who are really bad at their jobs out there

0:16:48.320 --> 0:16:50.440
<v Speaker 1>doing it. But the problem is it's like if you

0:16:50.520 --> 0:16:52.840
<v Speaker 1>have a coroner who doesn't know what he's looking at

0:16:52.880 --> 0:16:55.720
<v Speaker 1>and rules something a homicide. Then there's somebody who's going

0:16:55.760 --> 0:16:58.920
<v Speaker 1>to be put on trial eventually. Well, exactly right or

0:16:58.920 --> 0:17:01.560
<v Speaker 1>wrong if you have medical examiners who don't know what

0:17:01.600 --> 0:17:05.439
<v Speaker 1>they're doing or do a terrible job. One guy, um

0:17:05.520 --> 0:17:10.280
<v Speaker 1>in Tennessee, was accused of his dog eating some human

0:17:10.320 --> 0:17:12.760
<v Speaker 1>remains because it was allowed to roam free in the

0:17:12.840 --> 0:17:17.679
<v Speaker 1>examination room. You can't do that. Another guy supposedly allegedly

0:17:17.800 --> 0:17:21.800
<v Speaker 1>was drunk while he was doing like thousands of these things. Um,

0:17:21.880 --> 0:17:23.600
<v Speaker 1>that's probably the only way he could get through it

0:17:23.640 --> 0:17:28.520
<v Speaker 1>because he wasn't a real forensic pathologist. Right. But there's

0:17:28.560 --> 0:17:31.720
<v Speaker 1>a huge there's this huge battle going on between you

0:17:31.720 --> 0:17:34.040
<v Speaker 1>know how qualified you have to be. It's the medical

0:17:34.440 --> 0:17:38.399
<v Speaker 1>establishment trying to take over this lucrative field er. Well,

0:17:38.680 --> 0:17:41.840
<v Speaker 1>it's not so lucrative, because that's one reason it said

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<v Speaker 1>in the article that there's a shortage is because they

0:17:43.680 --> 0:17:48.359
<v Speaker 1>get paid on average less than a doctor would. So

0:17:48.400 --> 0:17:51.040
<v Speaker 1>if you're gonna go through medical school plus I think

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<v Speaker 1>an extra year of training for this to get paid

0:17:53.240 --> 0:17:55.560
<v Speaker 1>less money. And the one guy pointed out, so like

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<v Speaker 1>you really do this because of love for your fellow man. Yes,

0:18:00.280 --> 0:18:05.240
<v Speaker 1>that was the guy who refused to rule the homicide. Yeah, yeah,

0:18:05.480 --> 0:18:07.280
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what that means in but also i'll

0:18:07.280 --> 0:18:10.600
<v Speaker 1>bet their UM, I'll bet their malpractice insurance. It's like

0:18:10.680 --> 0:18:15.120
<v Speaker 1>next to nothing compared to a regular physicians. Yeah, because

0:18:15.160 --> 0:18:18.439
<v Speaker 1>you're using Well, we'll get to that um. So the

0:18:18.480 --> 0:18:22.199
<v Speaker 1>coroner also is responsible for identifying a body, notifying the

0:18:22.240 --> 0:18:26.320
<v Speaker 1>next of king's billy, collecting uh and returning any personal

0:18:26.359 --> 0:18:29.560
<v Speaker 1>belongings that's found on the body, which I'm sure in

0:18:29.640 --> 0:18:32.080
<v Speaker 1>rural counties that you know, there's probably been more than

0:18:32.160 --> 0:18:35.760
<v Speaker 1>one wallet go missing during that protest, maybe maybe not

0:18:35.840 --> 0:18:39.399
<v Speaker 1>calling out corners, never trusted farmers, have you, um? And

0:18:39.440 --> 0:18:42.360
<v Speaker 1>then signing the death certificate. And this kind of goes

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<v Speaker 1>along with the origin of coroner, which is derived from

0:18:45.520 --> 0:18:49.200
<v Speaker 1>the old English crowner. Yeah. I think Richard the lion

0:18:49.280 --> 0:18:52.359
<v Speaker 1>Heart was when it first really came into effect, because

0:18:52.400 --> 0:18:55.680
<v Speaker 1>he wanted I guess he wanted the money of dead people,

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<v Speaker 1>so he would send out his crowner so to gather

0:18:58.760 --> 0:19:01.280
<v Speaker 1>it up. Right, He's like a demo, and they would say, well,

0:19:01.320 --> 0:19:03.840
<v Speaker 1>he died of of a wound from a sword, and

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<v Speaker 1>then take his gold trinkets, yes, and return it to

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<v Speaker 1>Richard yeah, exactly. And then apparently over time they were like, well,

0:19:11.600 --> 0:19:15.119
<v Speaker 1>while you're out there, why don't you just start taking

0:19:15.240 --> 0:19:18.800
<v Speaker 1>vital records and and let's make you like an official guy.

0:19:19.080 --> 0:19:21.479
<v Speaker 1>And that's how the crowner became the coroner. It's right.

0:19:21.760 --> 0:19:27.320
<v Speaker 1>And Dr Dr Diesel even knew that. Dr Keisel because

0:19:27.320 --> 0:19:29.040
<v Speaker 1>he's the one in the article that even pointed that out.

0:19:29.080 --> 0:19:30.600
<v Speaker 1>And I thought, well, that's good. He knows about the

0:19:30.640 --> 0:19:33.560
<v Speaker 1>history of his profession. He seemed like a pretty sharp guy,

0:19:34.200 --> 0:19:37.040
<v Speaker 1>I imagine. So so, Chuck, we've been beating around the

0:19:37.040 --> 0:19:40.359
<v Speaker 1>bush quite long enough. Do you feel like it's time

0:19:40.440 --> 0:19:43.680
<v Speaker 1>for people to put down their lunches and us to

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<v Speaker 1>go through the autopsy procedure step by step? Yes, I

0:19:48.040 --> 0:19:51.040
<v Speaker 1>think that's a great idea. Step one, as I have

0:19:51.119 --> 0:19:54.960
<v Speaker 1>it is a body bag or an evident cheat got

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<v Speaker 1>to use a new, brand new body bag and a

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<v Speaker 1>brand new evident sheet. I don't want to reuse this, No,

0:19:59.520 --> 0:20:02.359
<v Speaker 1>I didn't. That was worth pointing out. But it wouln't

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<v Speaker 1>even bring myself the highlight. I know he was thorough though,

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<v Speaker 1>so you definitely want to use new ones because you

0:20:07.280 --> 0:20:12.520
<v Speaker 1>don't want, obviously any contamination. The body is moved by

0:20:12.600 --> 0:20:15.960
<v Speaker 1>a deaner. Uh, make about thirty seven grand a year.

0:20:16.000 --> 0:20:19.359
<v Speaker 1>I look that up on average. If you're a morgue

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<v Speaker 1>atendent or a deaner and that is a d I

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<v Speaker 1>E N E R. And they will take the body

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<v Speaker 1>in the bag or sheet to the examination sweet and

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<v Speaker 1>it stays in the bag, uh for a little while

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<v Speaker 1>at first at least. Isn't that right? I didn't run

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<v Speaker 1>across that. Yeah, because if you have to, uh, you

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<v Speaker 1>can unseal the bag, but you have to take note

0:20:41.960 --> 0:20:45.480
<v Speaker 1>of the clothing and oh yeah, the cloth they just

0:20:45.520 --> 0:20:49.040
<v Speaker 1>put the body. Well that if they do put it

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<v Speaker 1>in the fridge. If if there is some delay, like

0:20:53.119 --> 0:20:54.960
<v Speaker 1>if the bodies are stacked up or something, or I

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<v Speaker 1>would imagine to let rigger stop. Sure right to cease exactly,

0:21:02.800 --> 0:21:05.040
<v Speaker 1>very good shock. But you leave it in the bag

0:21:05.080 --> 0:21:06.960
<v Speaker 1>at first. You want to take note of the clothing

0:21:07.240 --> 0:21:09.800
<v Speaker 1>after unzipping it and the position of the clothing. It's

0:21:09.880 --> 0:21:13.000
<v Speaker 1>very important because the guy had let's say his turtle

0:21:13.119 --> 0:21:15.600
<v Speaker 1>night pulled up over his nose. He might have died

0:21:15.640 --> 0:21:19.600
<v Speaker 1>by some stinky chemical in the air. That's good. You

0:21:19.760 --> 0:21:22.720
<v Speaker 1>paint a heck of a picture. I imagine a Frenchman

0:21:24.080 --> 0:21:28.520
<v Speaker 1>with a little mustache. Uh, you want to begin with

0:21:28.560 --> 0:21:32.200
<v Speaker 1>the this is the external examination is obviously what comes first.

0:21:32.200 --> 0:21:34.119
<v Speaker 1>You don't want to go cutting into the body. You

0:21:34.160 --> 0:21:38.240
<v Speaker 1>want to look at hair samples, fingernails, gunshot residue, fibers,

0:21:38.280 --> 0:21:42.399
<v Speaker 1>paint chips, anything on the body, hairs that that is

0:21:42.440 --> 0:21:45.640
<v Speaker 1>worth noting. Right in the bag itself or the evidence

0:21:45.640 --> 0:21:48.840
<v Speaker 1>sheet is kept as evidence as well, Yeah, because stuff

0:21:48.880 --> 0:21:52.359
<v Speaker 1>might have stuck to it. Um, that's gross. Yeah, it

0:21:52.440 --> 0:21:55.119
<v Speaker 1>is kind of gross, but it happened, you know. Uh.

0:21:55.320 --> 0:21:57.520
<v Speaker 1>You also want to keep the body in the bag,

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<v Speaker 1>Uh to X ray as well. Yeah, X ray or

0:22:01.200 --> 0:22:03.240
<v Speaker 1>cat scan the body in the bag. I didn't think

0:22:03.240 --> 0:22:05.320
<v Speaker 1>about that, No, but it's true. I mean things get

0:22:05.359 --> 0:22:08.840
<v Speaker 1>lost in the bank. You want to make sure they're there. True,

0:22:08.960 --> 0:22:11.119
<v Speaker 1>you wouldn't be able to see through the human being

0:22:11.680 --> 0:22:14.080
<v Speaker 1>find maybe a bullet or something that's missing. It's in

0:22:14.160 --> 0:22:17.280
<v Speaker 1>the bag. Uh, it says in here. Sometimes I'll use

0:22:17.359 --> 0:22:23.120
<v Speaker 1>a UV radiation special technique to basically make secretions glow

0:22:23.160 --> 0:22:27.040
<v Speaker 1>in the dark or become fluorescent, like, hey, this guy's

0:22:27.080 --> 0:22:29.840
<v Speaker 1>got some sort of spot him on his turtleneck as well,

0:22:29.880 --> 0:22:32.000
<v Speaker 1>and it's glowing now and I see that right, Well,

0:22:32.040 --> 0:22:34.520
<v Speaker 1>you'd have to use the correct reagent to make spot

0:22:34.560 --> 0:22:37.040
<v Speaker 1>him glow under a black light. But I'm sure it's

0:22:37.040 --> 0:22:39.080
<v Speaker 1>out there, right, Yeah, sure you can get it into

0:22:39.080 --> 0:22:42.439
<v Speaker 1>Spencer Gifts. Um, so after you've made this, uh this

0:22:42.560 --> 0:22:46.920
<v Speaker 1>initial external examinations, time to get the body nude out

0:22:46.920 --> 0:22:49.680
<v Speaker 1>of the body bag. That's right, we want to weigh it. Yeah,

0:22:49.760 --> 0:22:51.760
<v Speaker 1>you don't clean the body up to No, not yet,

0:22:51.920 --> 0:22:53.879
<v Speaker 1>very important. You gotta leave it as is. So you

0:22:53.920 --> 0:22:57.000
<v Speaker 1>make your first examination with the body fully clothed, make

0:22:57.040 --> 0:23:02.600
<v Speaker 1>a second examination with the body undressed but still bloody, right,

0:23:03.440 --> 0:23:06.560
<v Speaker 1>and then after that, um, you clean the body up

0:23:06.800 --> 0:23:10.760
<v Speaker 1>and make a third external examination. Well, the diner will

0:23:10.760 --> 0:23:13.359
<v Speaker 1>clean the body up while you go have coffee, insert

0:23:13.440 --> 0:23:17.360
<v Speaker 1>the internet. You're like Rusty Gene clean that body off.

0:23:17.920 --> 0:23:23.720
<v Speaker 1>And then finally after that, the cleaned naked body is

0:23:23.800 --> 0:23:28.040
<v Speaker 1>placed on the autopsy table, which is I mean, everybody's

0:23:28.040 --> 0:23:30.320
<v Speaker 1>seen one of these. It's a big stainless steel table

0:23:30.440 --> 0:23:33.800
<v Speaker 1>with raised sides and it's slanted towards the middle with

0:23:34.040 --> 0:23:36.280
<v Speaker 1>why would it be st and stuff? Well, there's a

0:23:36.320 --> 0:23:38.399
<v Speaker 1>lot of blood and fluids that come out when you

0:23:38.440 --> 0:23:40.680
<v Speaker 1>cut into a body that they probably figure that out

0:23:40.720 --> 0:23:50.200
<v Speaker 1>after prototype one that was exactly to allow sense. Uh.

0:23:50.240 --> 0:23:53.560
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, you, um, you have the body prepared. Also,

0:23:53.680 --> 0:23:56.600
<v Speaker 1>I forgot, I'm sorry. You want to note the characteristics

0:23:56.640 --> 0:24:00.760
<v Speaker 1>of the body, race, height, tricks, scar tattoos, all that

0:24:00.840 --> 0:24:03.760
<v Speaker 1>kind of color age, and all the time they're looking

0:24:03.800 --> 0:24:08.200
<v Speaker 1>for things like wounds, modes of injury, anything that could

0:24:08.320 --> 0:24:11.600
<v Speaker 1>kind of give them an idea of what, uh this

0:24:11.640 --> 0:24:15.439
<v Speaker 1>person died from. Um. And then the body's on the

0:24:15.480 --> 0:24:19.400
<v Speaker 1>examination table, chuck, and it's time for well, it's time

0:24:19.400 --> 0:24:22.359
<v Speaker 1>for the internal exam. Well, yeah, it's time for something

0:24:22.400 --> 0:24:24.879
<v Speaker 1>called the body block. Which I tried to get a

0:24:24.920 --> 0:24:27.240
<v Speaker 1>picture of this but I could not find one. Imagine

0:24:27.240 --> 0:24:30.240
<v Speaker 1>it's just a I guarantee it's a yoga block. Do

0:24:30.320 --> 0:24:34.360
<v Speaker 1>you think. I'm sure maybe that's the exact same thing.

0:24:34.520 --> 0:24:37.240
<v Speaker 1>So they put this body block under the back. At first,

0:24:37.280 --> 0:24:40.480
<v Speaker 1>the body's face up and that will be trude the

0:24:40.560 --> 0:24:42.440
<v Speaker 1>chest and have the arms kind of fall down to

0:24:42.480 --> 0:24:45.640
<v Speaker 1>your chest is sticking out, which makes it much easier

0:24:45.680 --> 0:24:50.080
<v Speaker 1>to get into. Yeah, your chest is raised up. Yep. Okay,

0:24:50.119 --> 0:24:53.560
<v Speaker 1>So um, Dr Bryant, would you like to make the

0:24:53.560 --> 0:24:57.960
<v Speaker 1>first decision? Sure, Josh, I'm gonna take that scalpel or

0:24:58.040 --> 0:25:01.960
<v Speaker 1>that kitchen knife, but probably the a scalpel initially, although

0:25:01.960 --> 0:25:04.320
<v Speaker 1>they use all sorts of stuff. We'll find out, uh,

0:25:04.320 --> 0:25:07.320
<v Speaker 1>and I will make a large and deep, y shaped

0:25:07.359 --> 0:25:11.919
<v Speaker 1>decision and incision from shoulder to shoulder, meat at the

0:25:11.920 --> 0:25:14.679
<v Speaker 1>breast bone, and then down to the pubic bone. So

0:25:14.680 --> 0:25:17.000
<v Speaker 1>you've got a big wine in your chest. You fold

0:25:17.040 --> 0:25:19.840
<v Speaker 1>that front flap up over the face, and I guess

0:25:19.880 --> 0:25:21.640
<v Speaker 1>the other ones just fold over to the side. Well,

0:25:21.680 --> 0:25:23.080
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's not that easy. You have to kind

0:25:23.080 --> 0:25:25.600
<v Speaker 1>of pull it back and dissect with the scalpel the

0:25:25.640 --> 0:25:29.399
<v Speaker 1>connective tissue as you pull back. But then yes, that

0:25:29.400 --> 0:25:33.240
<v Speaker 1>that V shaped chest flap goes back over the face

0:25:34.320 --> 0:25:39.240
<v Speaker 1>and then what uh the next step you're um, right

0:25:39.240 --> 0:25:42.720
<v Speaker 1>now you've got the rib cage and neck muscles all exposed.

0:25:43.359 --> 0:25:47.320
<v Speaker 1>Also probably pulled open the stomach flaps too. Yeah, the

0:25:47.359 --> 0:25:50.280
<v Speaker 1>figure those are just off to the side because you

0:25:50.280 --> 0:25:53.840
<v Speaker 1>you know where else are they gonna go? Um, the

0:25:53.960 --> 0:25:56.280
<v Speaker 1>organs are exposed. At this point, You're gonna make a

0:25:56.320 --> 0:25:58.399
<v Speaker 1>series of cuts. You're gonna detach. Your goal here is

0:25:58.440 --> 0:26:00.080
<v Speaker 1>to get the organs out in a big unit it

0:26:01.000 --> 0:26:03.080
<v Speaker 1>and to wait, wait, you didn't take the rib cage

0:26:03.119 --> 0:26:05.600
<v Speaker 1>off yet. Oh I didn't. I'm sorry. You're gonna You're

0:26:05.600 --> 0:26:08.719
<v Speaker 1>gonna cut the rib cage off using everything from pruning

0:26:08.760 --> 0:26:11.880
<v Speaker 1>shears that you would use in your backyard, the special

0:26:11.960 --> 0:26:16.199
<v Speaker 1>rib cage cutters what it was called rib cutters, of

0:26:16.240 --> 0:26:19.840
<v Speaker 1>course they are. Yeah, uh so okay, now the ribs gone,

0:26:19.840 --> 0:26:23.320
<v Speaker 1>your organs are exposed. You're gonna make cuts that detach

0:26:23.440 --> 0:26:27.560
<v Speaker 1>the larynx, esophagus, arteries, and ligaments. Then you're going to

0:26:27.680 --> 0:26:30.679
<v Speaker 1>detach it from the spinal cord. Then you're gonna detach

0:26:30.800 --> 0:26:34.440
<v Speaker 1>everything from the bladder and the rectum. And then after that,

0:26:34.960 --> 0:26:37.680
<v Speaker 1>your whole organ set is able to be lifted out

0:26:37.880 --> 0:26:42.840
<v Speaker 1>as one whole, as one whole unit. Pretty cool, Pretty cool.

0:26:43.080 --> 0:26:46.879
<v Speaker 1>So um, now it's kind of time to get busy

0:26:46.960 --> 0:26:49.760
<v Speaker 1>on the organs. You want to take slices of them.

0:26:50.080 --> 0:26:52.200
<v Speaker 1>Want to weigh him first though, Oh yeah, you want

0:26:52.240 --> 0:26:56.879
<v Speaker 1>to weigh You want to note their appearance, character color, yeah,

0:26:57.040 --> 0:27:00.280
<v Speaker 1>if they're funny. Um, And then you're gonna to take

0:27:00.359 --> 0:27:04.200
<v Speaker 1>some slices uh thin enough to be um viewed under

0:27:04.240 --> 0:27:07.680
<v Speaker 1>a microscope, right, because that's part of this too. It's

0:27:07.720 --> 0:27:09.720
<v Speaker 1>not all fun in games like you have to look

0:27:09.720 --> 0:27:14.359
<v Speaker 1>into microscopes and stuff like that. Um. And then also

0:27:14.560 --> 0:27:19.359
<v Speaker 1>the star probably is the stomach. You're gonna cut the

0:27:19.400 --> 0:27:22.560
<v Speaker 1>stomach open and examine the gastric contents because that will

0:27:22.600 --> 0:27:24.840
<v Speaker 1>tell you something about the time of death. It will

0:27:24.880 --> 0:27:28.920
<v Speaker 1>see or costs of death. Maybe possibly there's a there's

0:27:29.000 --> 0:27:33.280
<v Speaker 1>a small watch in your stomach, right, they maybe swallowed

0:27:33.280 --> 0:27:37.160
<v Speaker 1>it and choked or something like that. Yeah, you never know. Uh.

0:27:37.320 --> 0:27:39.600
<v Speaker 1>And also they're probably going to examine the heart for

0:27:39.680 --> 0:27:44.640
<v Speaker 1>cardiac bands. Um. They're gonna bisect major arteries to see

0:27:44.680 --> 0:27:46.520
<v Speaker 1>if there's any kind of blockage. Maybe it was a

0:27:46.560 --> 0:27:49.720
<v Speaker 1>heart attack, maybe there's some sort of poison, who knows.

0:27:50.040 --> 0:27:52.160
<v Speaker 1>But basically they're just gonna go through all of your

0:27:52.240 --> 0:27:56.000
<v Speaker 1>internal organs one by one. Uh. So you've got the

0:27:56.080 --> 0:27:59.639
<v Speaker 1>chest cavity cut open, but the heads just sit in

0:27:59.720 --> 0:28:01.680
<v Speaker 1>there like what are you gonna do? What are you

0:28:01.680 --> 0:28:03.640
<v Speaker 1>gonna do? Now, Well, he's gotta flap a face over

0:28:03.680 --> 0:28:11.399
<v Speaker 1>the skin, skin over the face, I am. So the

0:28:11.440 --> 0:28:13.560
<v Speaker 1>body would say, hey, what's up with my brain? And

0:28:13.600 --> 0:28:16.679
<v Speaker 1>then the the examiner will say, hold tight, I'm getting

0:28:16.760 --> 0:28:20.240
<v Speaker 1>right to that, sir. And then you're going to use

0:28:20.280 --> 0:28:25.000
<v Speaker 1>that scalpel to make incisions um from behind one ear,

0:28:25.080 --> 0:28:27.160
<v Speaker 1>across the forehead to the other ear, all the way

0:28:27.200 --> 0:28:31.840
<v Speaker 1>around like a candleoup, let's say, or let's say a grapefruit.

0:28:32.440 --> 0:28:36.480
<v Speaker 1>That's what you typically split into and uh, you divide

0:28:36.480 --> 0:28:39.440
<v Speaker 1>that cut as well, so it's uh you have two

0:28:39.440 --> 0:28:43.560
<v Speaker 1>separate flaps, one going over the face again, yeah, and

0:28:43.600 --> 0:28:46.600
<v Speaker 1>then fold that rear flap back over the neck. And

0:28:46.640 --> 0:28:49.640
<v Speaker 1>then you've got an exposed skull. And they use a

0:28:49.680 --> 0:28:53.080
<v Speaker 1>special kind of stall called the striker saw um, which

0:28:53.520 --> 0:28:56.560
<v Speaker 1>is capable of cutting through the skull but doesn't pierce

0:28:56.600 --> 0:28:59.360
<v Speaker 1>the brain. It's pretty cool. Yeah, Is that what they

0:28:59.480 --> 0:29:02.920
<v Speaker 1>use when they take casts off? Probably is? Isn't that

0:29:03.000 --> 0:29:04.520
<v Speaker 1>same deal? We'll cut through your cast, but not through

0:29:04.520 --> 0:29:06.800
<v Speaker 1>your skin, I would imagine. I mean it looks like this.

0:29:06.880 --> 0:29:09.400
<v Speaker 1>Have you ever had a cast? I have it, But yeah,

0:29:09.480 --> 0:29:12.120
<v Speaker 1>I bet you that's may not be the exact same thing, though,

0:29:12.560 --> 0:29:14.840
<v Speaker 1>um blow at any rate. They use that. And then

0:29:14.840 --> 0:29:17.840
<v Speaker 1>they use a claude hammer, not the kind of you

0:29:17.880 --> 0:29:19.960
<v Speaker 1>think it's a it's a hammer or at the bottom

0:29:19.960 --> 0:29:22.080
<v Speaker 1>of a handle there's a claw. They use that to

0:29:22.160 --> 0:29:25.720
<v Speaker 1>pride the cap of the skull off. Right. If you

0:29:26.360 --> 0:29:29.000
<v Speaker 1>once you get the skull cap off. If you look

0:29:29.160 --> 0:29:32.440
<v Speaker 1>inside of it, you're going to see that the dura,

0:29:32.720 --> 0:29:35.800
<v Speaker 1>which connects the brain to the skull, and by the way,

0:29:35.800 --> 0:29:40.240
<v Speaker 1>which shrinks when you have a hangover UM, is stuck

0:29:40.280 --> 0:29:42.840
<v Speaker 1>to the inside of the skull cap. Right, So if

0:29:42.840 --> 0:29:44.600
<v Speaker 1>a shrunken they could determine if he was hung over

0:29:44.600 --> 0:29:47.520
<v Speaker 1>when he died, they could UM. They'll also cut away

0:29:47.560 --> 0:29:52.320
<v Speaker 1>the tentorium, which connects the um, UH, the cerebellum, and

0:29:52.360 --> 0:29:56.600
<v Speaker 1>the occipital lobes right, and all of a sudden, voila,

0:29:56.760 --> 0:29:59.400
<v Speaker 1>you have an exposed brain where once you detach it

0:29:59.480 --> 0:30:04.080
<v Speaker 1>from the UH spinal cord, you are absolutely ready for

0:30:04.440 --> 0:30:06.520
<v Speaker 1>it to just be lifted right out of the skull.

0:30:07.160 --> 0:30:10.400
<v Speaker 1>And again, this whole time you're taking notes on your

0:30:10.400 --> 0:30:14.320
<v Speaker 1>little voice recorder or you're telling Rusty the deaner to

0:30:14.400 --> 0:30:18.120
<v Speaker 1>write that down. And so it's not just UM, you're

0:30:18.120 --> 0:30:20.800
<v Speaker 1>not just taking all this stuff out willingly. You're you're observing,

0:30:20.960 --> 0:30:25.080
<v Speaker 1>noting anything you see, UM. And then what do you do.

0:30:25.200 --> 0:30:27.960
<v Speaker 1>You're done. It's been four hours. You did a really

0:30:27.960 --> 0:30:32.040
<v Speaker 1>detailed examination inside and out, and you have this body

0:30:32.240 --> 0:30:35.360
<v Speaker 1>that's just all kinds of messed up. Now, But the

0:30:35.480 --> 0:30:40.280
<v Speaker 1>families like, we've got a funeral tomorrow. We can't do this.

0:30:40.800 --> 0:30:43.800
<v Speaker 1>We shouldn't even be here seeing this. Put uncle ted

0:30:43.880 --> 0:30:48.959
<v Speaker 1>back together, and the the corner or the medical example,

0:30:49.120 --> 0:30:51.800
<v Speaker 1>and will say, just chill out. Way of procedures for this.

0:30:52.040 --> 0:30:55.960
<v Speaker 1>So the internal organs either go back into the chess

0:30:56.000 --> 0:31:00.000
<v Speaker 1>cavity or the abdomen. Why would they do that really

0:31:00.000 --> 0:31:03.080
<v Speaker 1>of just purposes? Oh really? Yeah, interesting, I didn't think

0:31:03.080 --> 0:31:06.680
<v Speaker 1>about that. Or more typically they're incinerated, or in the

0:31:06.680 --> 0:31:09.600
<v Speaker 1>case of really horrible medical examiners, they're fed to their dogs,

0:31:10.520 --> 0:31:15.040
<v Speaker 1>right yeah, or or the bodily fluids are pumped back

0:31:15.080 --> 0:31:18.680
<v Speaker 1>into the body because their draining system is clogged up. Yeah.

0:31:20.080 --> 0:31:27.360
<v Speaker 1>In Massachusetts State Medical Examiner's office, Um, the chest flaps

0:31:27.360 --> 0:31:30.080
<v Speaker 1>are closed and so back together, the skull caps placed

0:31:30.080 --> 0:31:32.120
<v Speaker 1>back on and then held in place by sewing the

0:31:32.200 --> 0:31:36.720
<v Speaker 1>scalp back. And any decent corners should make their incisions

0:31:36.800 --> 0:31:41.600
<v Speaker 1>along the hairline or at least in well enough precise

0:31:41.720 --> 0:31:45.640
<v Speaker 1>enough that um, it should be discreete once sewn back together.

0:31:46.200 --> 0:31:50.680
<v Speaker 1>And you're doing this with a hagadorn needle, which is uh,

0:31:51.160 --> 0:31:53.440
<v Speaker 1>apparently when you're sowing human skin, he can't just use

0:31:53.480 --> 0:31:57.080
<v Speaker 1>an ordinary sewing needle and you gotta go Jamee Gum

0:31:57.160 --> 0:32:05.120
<v Speaker 1>style and get this beefy skin needle. M what nice.

0:32:05.840 --> 0:32:09.160
<v Speaker 1>It's just great all over the place. Thank you. Um. So,

0:32:09.200 --> 0:32:13.000
<v Speaker 1>like I said, it takes four hours by Dr Kesel's estimate.

0:32:13.160 --> 0:32:15.680
<v Speaker 1>I love that he said that includes paperwork. Yeah. Well,

0:32:15.680 --> 0:32:18.920
<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know, like the initial examination, then writing

0:32:18.960 --> 0:32:21.320
<v Speaker 1>it up and all that. He said for a homicide

0:32:21.320 --> 0:32:25.160
<v Speaker 1>it could take four to six hours. Um. And what's

0:32:25.400 --> 0:32:30.120
<v Speaker 1>what's behind? I guess probably the lengthier ones are examining

0:32:30.160 --> 0:32:33.240
<v Speaker 1>the wounds because you can't just say, well, here are

0:32:33.320 --> 0:32:37.040
<v Speaker 1>the bullet holes. So this guy, you know, died from

0:32:37.080 --> 0:32:38.720
<v Speaker 1>being shot. What do you want from me? Shut up?

0:32:38.760 --> 0:32:42.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm a I'm a corner. Um. Today you have to

0:32:42.560 --> 0:32:45.120
<v Speaker 1>trace the path of each bullet hole and show where

0:32:45.120 --> 0:32:48.520
<v Speaker 1>it went from entrance to exeter, from entrance to where

0:32:48.520 --> 0:32:52.360
<v Speaker 1>it stopped. Yeah. And and in the case of any

0:32:52.360 --> 0:32:56.040
<v Speaker 1>sort of police action, and especially I mean if there's

0:32:56.040 --> 0:32:58.000
<v Speaker 1>any sort of a shootout with like three or four

0:32:58.040 --> 0:33:01.600
<v Speaker 1>guys and like ten cops in there's people end up

0:33:01.600 --> 0:33:03.440
<v Speaker 1>dead all over the place. It's a bad day for

0:33:03.440 --> 0:33:05.240
<v Speaker 1>a corner. It's a bad day for a corner, because

0:33:05.320 --> 0:33:08.080
<v Speaker 1>you got to determine, he said. Uh. Keisel said that

0:33:08.440 --> 0:33:10.840
<v Speaker 1>you know what they want to know very specifically, especially

0:33:10.840 --> 0:33:13.080
<v Speaker 1>in the case of police shootings, is all right, this

0:33:13.120 --> 0:33:15.400
<v Speaker 1>bullet in this guy's shoulder, where did who's gun did

0:33:15.400 --> 0:33:17.800
<v Speaker 1>it come from? And this other bullet in his chest?

0:33:18.000 --> 0:33:20.080
<v Speaker 1>Whose bullet did that come from? And see that guy,

0:33:20.200 --> 0:33:24.479
<v Speaker 1>He's got five different kinds of bullets from these twelve cops,

0:33:24.600 --> 0:33:26.320
<v Speaker 1>and we we need to know where each of them

0:33:26.360 --> 0:33:29.080
<v Speaker 1>came from. He gets really convoluted, right, and same with

0:33:29.200 --> 0:33:32.800
<v Speaker 1>um blunt force trauma. Uh. They he has to determine,

0:33:32.840 --> 0:33:35.360
<v Speaker 1>not just like well, something really heavy killed this person,

0:33:35.800 --> 0:33:40.840
<v Speaker 1>has to be this thing is probably what killed this person, right,

0:33:41.560 --> 0:33:44.200
<v Speaker 1>because say that they police find a bloody hammer at

0:33:44.240 --> 0:33:47.240
<v Speaker 1>the scene, but the medical examiner says it was a

0:33:47.240 --> 0:33:50.520
<v Speaker 1>hockey stick likely that killed this person. That's not going

0:33:50.560 --> 0:33:54.160
<v Speaker 1>to help in the prosecution or vice versa. You don't

0:33:54.160 --> 0:33:56.840
<v Speaker 1>want somebody, you know, who has their prints on a

0:33:57.000 --> 0:34:00.360
<v Speaker 1>hammer that the cops are trying to use against them

0:34:00.360 --> 0:34:03.240
<v Speaker 1>to be used wrongly when it was actually that hockey

0:34:03.280 --> 0:34:06.520
<v Speaker 1>stick that killed that person. True, that poor poor person.

0:34:07.000 --> 0:34:09.520
<v Speaker 1>And while you can get some schooling for this stuff,

0:34:09.560 --> 0:34:13.680
<v Speaker 1>I think I think it said a year extra h

0:34:13.719 --> 0:34:18.120
<v Speaker 1>A lot of it is just experience seeing the stuff like, hey,

0:34:18.200 --> 0:34:20.680
<v Speaker 1>I've seen that before. That's definitely a hockey stick. Yeah,

0:34:20.680 --> 0:34:23.400
<v Speaker 1>you can go from Rusty the deaner to Rusty the

0:34:23.480 --> 0:34:27.480
<v Speaker 1>medical examiner, well, Rusty the coroner um or Rusty the

0:34:27.520 --> 0:34:30.200
<v Speaker 1>medical examiner without having to go to med school. Like

0:34:30.280 --> 0:34:35.600
<v Speaker 1>the head of the um Washington d c Emmy's office

0:34:35.760 --> 0:34:38.640
<v Speaker 1>is not a physician. That's crazy or not a forensic

0:34:38.800 --> 0:34:41.319
<v Speaker 1>he's not a forensic pathologist. I'm sorry. I don't want

0:34:41.320 --> 0:34:43.560
<v Speaker 1>to sound like I'm disrespecting corners. I'm sure a lot

0:34:43.560 --> 0:34:46.160
<v Speaker 1>of them do great work, so h I hope it

0:34:46.160 --> 0:34:49.120
<v Speaker 1>doesn't sound like we're slagging corners in the whole Hornet's

0:34:49.200 --> 0:34:51.239
<v Speaker 1>nest man. It is. It's a big thing going on

0:34:51.360 --> 0:34:53.720
<v Speaker 1>right now. So these are You know, if the cops

0:34:54.000 --> 0:34:57.279
<v Speaker 1>UH or the police department is doing some kind of investigation,

0:34:57.480 --> 0:35:01.040
<v Speaker 1>you can get a private autopsy if Uncle Ted dies

0:35:01.880 --> 0:35:05.040
<v Speaker 1>seemingly naturally, but we just want to know what killed him.

0:35:05.120 --> 0:35:08.560
<v Speaker 1>Was it his artery blockage or was it his awful

0:35:08.600 --> 0:35:11.200
<v Speaker 1>liver because he was a raging alcoholic, Like we just

0:35:11.239 --> 0:35:14.319
<v Speaker 1>want to know. You can hire it out and uh

0:35:15.080 --> 0:35:18.000
<v Speaker 1>who wrote this? Was it the grabstor now Robert Valdez

0:35:18.080 --> 0:35:22.680
<v Speaker 1>Valdez und I saw thirty five and up. Yeah, so

0:35:23.480 --> 0:35:25.759
<v Speaker 1>you spend a little change on that, you are, Um,

0:35:25.800 --> 0:35:29.759
<v Speaker 1>and it's especially frustrating if you're doing a secondary Um oh,

0:35:29.840 --> 0:35:33.600
<v Speaker 1>I bet basically getting a second opinion via autopsy because

0:35:33.600 --> 0:35:35.360
<v Speaker 1>you don't think the first one worked. How do you

0:35:35.400 --> 0:35:38.839
<v Speaker 1>do that? Like everything's already been prodded and yeah, it's

0:35:38.880 --> 0:35:42.319
<v Speaker 1>gonna be incomplete. But um, apparently there's this guy in

0:35:42.360 --> 0:35:46.120
<v Speaker 1>New Orleans under the main coroner who's like whose work

0:35:46.200 --> 0:35:50.319
<v Speaker 1>is routinely followed up by second autopsies, and apparently his

0:35:50.400 --> 0:35:55.879
<v Speaker 1>are easier because um the secondary autopsy. The secondary medical examiners,

0:35:56.400 --> 0:36:00.239
<v Speaker 1>um say, like he just like half autopsies. Some people though,

0:36:01.160 --> 0:36:05.880
<v Speaker 1>surprising cage and corner Yeah wow yeah, uh so, Josh,

0:36:05.920 --> 0:36:08.160
<v Speaker 1>we mentioned a couple of tools like the haggard or

0:36:08.239 --> 0:36:13.000
<v Speaker 1>needle and the bone saw. Uh they use something called

0:36:13.560 --> 0:36:17.520
<v Speaker 1>in and taratone. I look these up there. The scissors

0:36:17.600 --> 0:36:21.319
<v Speaker 1>used to open intestines. It's sort of like one one

0:36:21.400 --> 0:36:23.600
<v Speaker 1>side of the scissor is longer than the other and

0:36:23.680 --> 0:36:26.920
<v Speaker 1>it has a little little hook type thing on that end.

0:36:27.960 --> 0:36:31.759
<v Speaker 1>It looked baffling to me, but apparently that's what you need. Um,

0:36:32.760 --> 0:36:34.600
<v Speaker 1>you talked about the hammer with a hook and the

0:36:34.680 --> 0:36:39.120
<v Speaker 1>rip cutter scalpel obviously regular old scissors. Gotta have a

0:36:39.160 --> 0:36:42.479
<v Speaker 1>skull chisel if you want to pry that that skull open,

0:36:42.920 --> 0:36:45.160
<v Speaker 1>or that hammer with the hook, hammer with a hook

0:36:45.840 --> 0:36:50.400
<v Speaker 1>forceps too, forceps to pick up the heavier organs. And uh,

0:36:50.800 --> 0:36:52.960
<v Speaker 1>Keisel goes on to elaborate a little bit and say,

0:36:52.960 --> 0:36:56.239
<v Speaker 1>you know what, You put the words medical examine or

0:36:56.320 --> 0:36:58.080
<v Speaker 1>knife in front of it, and you're gonna be paying

0:36:58.080 --> 0:37:00.319
<v Speaker 1>triple buddy. Here's a little hit from your own from

0:37:00.360 --> 0:37:03.880
<v Speaker 1>your uncle Kiesel. You go to the hardware store and

0:37:03.960 --> 0:37:06.560
<v Speaker 1>you get yourself a hack saw or some pruning shears,

0:37:07.480 --> 0:37:09.600
<v Speaker 1>or you go to the restaurant supply store and get

0:37:09.640 --> 0:37:12.279
<v Speaker 1>a nice cheap chef's NiFe, and you're good to go.

0:37:13.560 --> 0:37:16.520
<v Speaker 1>Because again, they don't really have to worry about the

0:37:16.640 --> 0:37:18.880
<v Speaker 1>person coming out of the procedure. On the other end,

0:37:18.960 --> 0:37:22.719
<v Speaker 1>alive still is the big challenge for physicians, and not

0:37:22.840 --> 0:37:24.879
<v Speaker 1>to say they do a hack job, but they don't

0:37:24.920 --> 0:37:29.200
<v Speaker 1>have to worry about the precision obviously of a surgeon. Right, So, um,

0:37:30.440 --> 0:37:34.000
<v Speaker 1>there's a lot of guessing involved in this, Like if

0:37:34.040 --> 0:37:38.320
<v Speaker 1>you think about it, the ladder with ice next to

0:37:38.400 --> 0:37:43.520
<v Speaker 1>the frozen body with head trauma, um that it's a

0:37:43.640 --> 0:37:46.160
<v Speaker 1>suggestion that that's how that guy died, or the melted

0:37:46.200 --> 0:37:49.440
<v Speaker 1>puddle with the old riddle, Yeah, that's a great one. Um,

0:37:50.320 --> 0:37:54.080
<v Speaker 1>these are all guesses, ultimately, is Dr Keisel puts it, like,

0:37:54.280 --> 0:37:57.880
<v Speaker 1>you have to have somebody videotaped dying next to the

0:37:58.040 --> 0:38:00.359
<v Speaker 1>time at clock to ever establish a certain time of death.

0:38:00.600 --> 0:38:03.080
<v Speaker 1>And even as our understanding of death as a process

0:38:03.280 --> 0:38:07.680
<v Speaker 1>rather than as a moment um increases, even that wouldn't

0:38:07.680 --> 0:38:10.880
<v Speaker 1>necessarily give you anything. So basically they're they're trying to

0:38:11.200 --> 0:38:14.759
<v Speaker 1>um make an educated guess at the manner of death.

0:38:15.160 --> 0:38:17.040
<v Speaker 1>But also the time of death is a big one.

0:38:17.360 --> 0:38:21.319
<v Speaker 1>And we mentioned um, gastric contents, stomach contents. Why would

0:38:21.320 --> 0:38:25.600
<v Speaker 1>those be important? Well, because if there's a cheeseburger that

0:38:25.680 --> 0:38:29.080
<v Speaker 1>still looks like a cheeseburger, and that means you died

0:38:29.239 --> 0:38:31.759
<v Speaker 1>within the amount of time it takes for that cheeseburger

0:38:31.880 --> 0:38:37.480
<v Speaker 1>to become kind nice, it's still bullus. But let's say

0:38:37.520 --> 0:38:41.120
<v Speaker 1>that you found also in that person's apartment receipt from

0:38:41.200 --> 0:38:44.080
<v Speaker 1>McDonald's that had the time stamp on the Put that together,

0:38:44.160 --> 0:38:47.040
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna get an even clear time of death. And

0:38:47.120 --> 0:38:50.040
<v Speaker 1>they work under something called the time of death certainty principle,

0:38:50.640 --> 0:38:55.600
<v Speaker 1>which is um, the laughing stock of principles. Well, it's

0:38:55.719 --> 0:38:57.920
<v Speaker 1>it's about as simple as it gets. If you know

0:38:58.040 --> 0:39:00.880
<v Speaker 1>for sure when the person was us known to be alive,

0:39:01.000 --> 0:39:04.040
<v Speaker 1>Say he was in the bar and he left, I

0:39:04.080 --> 0:39:07.360
<v Speaker 1>saw him, he was loaded. Uh, and then you know

0:39:07.520 --> 0:39:09.799
<v Speaker 1>for sure when he was found dead. A found him

0:39:09.800 --> 0:39:14.120
<v Speaker 1>at ten thirty frozen, well maybe not frozen yet, but

0:39:14.320 --> 0:39:15.920
<v Speaker 1>in the back alley he was dead as a stump.

0:39:16.400 --> 0:39:18.720
<v Speaker 1>Then you know for sure that he died sometime between.

0:39:20.520 --> 0:39:22.080
<v Speaker 1>And then they try to narrow it down from there.

0:39:22.200 --> 0:39:25.879
<v Speaker 1>That's the time of death certainty principle. That really makes sense. Yeah. Um,

0:39:26.040 --> 0:39:29.000
<v Speaker 1>and there's we've talked before about Rigor Morris. We made

0:39:29.000 --> 0:39:32.480
<v Speaker 1>an excellent podcast on Rigor Mortris. We've talked about um

0:39:32.640 --> 0:39:37.879
<v Speaker 1>lividity um from the Body Farm podcast. UM, the vitreous humor,

0:39:38.239 --> 0:39:42.719
<v Speaker 1>that corny is getting cloudy, that happens after death. Um.

0:39:43.080 --> 0:39:47.240
<v Speaker 1>And then again the gastric contents, bot flies, all that stuff,

0:39:47.360 --> 0:39:50.360
<v Speaker 1>full bladder bottle flies not bot flies, full bladder. I

0:39:50.440 --> 0:39:53.000
<v Speaker 1>never really thought about that. That makes sense. So if

0:39:53.040 --> 0:39:55.799
<v Speaker 1>you have like full bladder of urine or a lot

0:39:55.840 --> 0:39:59.399
<v Speaker 1>of poop near your w rectum ready to come out,

0:40:00.040 --> 0:40:02.600
<v Speaker 1>and I don't know what that tells you. Besides, stand back,

0:40:02.800 --> 0:40:05.359
<v Speaker 1>they didn't be they didn't be your boot before they died.

0:40:06.440 --> 0:40:08.840
<v Speaker 1>But I'm sure it could help an investigation. Um. And

0:40:08.880 --> 0:40:11.439
<v Speaker 1>then also they'll use some kind of non scientific ones,

0:40:11.560 --> 0:40:14.080
<v Speaker 1>like you know, if somebody's possibly been dead for a

0:40:14.160 --> 0:40:17.840
<v Speaker 1>few days, you know what day is their TV guide

0:40:18.080 --> 0:40:21.120
<v Speaker 1>sitting next to them open to That makes sense, It

0:40:21.160 --> 0:40:24.080
<v Speaker 1>makes a lot of sense. Is it on NBC? Did

0:40:24.120 --> 0:40:30.640
<v Speaker 1>they have dirty rock highlighted in their TV guide? Quite possibly?

0:40:30.680 --> 0:40:36.360
<v Speaker 1>They died laughing. So have we got uh, well, we

0:40:36.360 --> 0:40:38.960
<v Speaker 1>should mention that a lot of those variables that happened

0:40:38.960 --> 0:40:43.440
<v Speaker 1>to the body, they can they can change according to

0:40:43.600 --> 0:40:46.279
<v Speaker 1>like how hot or cold it is, and what other

0:40:46.760 --> 0:40:48.600
<v Speaker 1>chemicals you might have had in your blood stream. So

0:40:48.680 --> 0:40:52.040
<v Speaker 1>it's not super se hide that's gonna that's gonna delay

0:40:52.160 --> 0:40:56.759
<v Speaker 1>the onset of these things. Um, you got anything else? Well,

0:40:56.840 --> 0:40:58.319
<v Speaker 1>I mean I guess we could follow up a little

0:40:58.360 --> 0:41:02.880
<v Speaker 1>bit more on that article. Um, apparently just the system

0:41:02.920 --> 0:41:05.080
<v Speaker 1>in the United States is sort of a big mess

0:41:05.200 --> 0:41:08.480
<v Speaker 1>right now as a whole. And they you know, you

0:41:08.600 --> 0:41:12.960
<v Speaker 1>told a couple of the stories. Um but Tim Brown

0:41:13.080 --> 0:41:16.759
<v Speaker 1>a construction manager in Marlborough County, South Carolina. It's a

0:41:16.840 --> 0:41:19.080
<v Speaker 1>fourteen thousand all your part time job to be the

0:41:19.120 --> 0:41:21.839
<v Speaker 1>county corner. And I'm sure he does a find job

0:41:22.080 --> 0:41:24.040
<v Speaker 1>and hopefully there's not a lot of mouth peasants going

0:41:24.080 --> 0:41:27.400
<v Speaker 1>on there, you know, where he's not investigating like these

0:41:27.440 --> 0:41:31.120
<v Speaker 1>big homicides. But um, but the well, the problem is is,

0:41:31.719 --> 0:41:34.520
<v Speaker 1>you know, if he is investigating a homicide, the state

0:41:34.560 --> 0:41:37.759
<v Speaker 1>will generally provide a medical examiner to carry out an autopsy.

0:41:37.800 --> 0:41:40.160
<v Speaker 1>They're not gonna be like, well, you're the coroner. Sorry,

0:41:40.280 --> 0:41:43.000
<v Speaker 1>here's a scalpel. They'll they'll say, you can send this

0:41:43.160 --> 0:41:45.719
<v Speaker 1>body to the state medical examiner and they'll give you

0:41:45.760 --> 0:41:48.360
<v Speaker 1>an idea of you know, what you're looking at. But

0:41:48.560 --> 0:41:50.759
<v Speaker 1>it's also up to the coroner to decide whether or

0:41:50.760 --> 0:41:54.600
<v Speaker 1>not an autopsy should be performed. Oh it is, yeah, Okay,

0:41:55.120 --> 0:41:57.560
<v Speaker 1>the cops can't call for it. I'm sure other people can,

0:41:57.800 --> 0:42:01.560
<v Speaker 1>but I think ultimately it's the corner ner who is

0:42:01.640 --> 0:42:05.120
<v Speaker 1>able to decide or rule on that right, And we

0:42:05.200 --> 0:42:08.880
<v Speaker 1>did mention that not all doctors have even passed the test.

0:42:08.960 --> 0:42:12.560
<v Speaker 1>I think MPR found that a hundred and five throughout

0:42:12.560 --> 0:42:16.600
<v Speaker 1>the country have not passed the exam, and some aren't

0:42:16.640 --> 0:42:18.239
<v Speaker 1>going to retake it. They're just like, well, I have

0:42:18.360 --> 0:42:23.759
<v Speaker 1>failed it and I'm still totally employed. It's my career. Bagel, bagel. Yeah.

0:42:24.400 --> 0:42:26.719
<v Speaker 1>L Another part of the problem also is there's like

0:42:26.800 --> 0:42:34.640
<v Speaker 1>four to five officially qualified medical examiners who are forensic pathologists,

0:42:35.040 --> 0:42:38.279
<v Speaker 1>and it's about half of what's needed by estimates for

0:42:38.400 --> 0:42:43.480
<v Speaker 1>the US, right, so they're underfunded, overworked, overworked. The National

0:42:43.560 --> 0:42:46.560
<v Speaker 1>Association of Medical Examiners recommends no more than two d

0:42:46.680 --> 0:42:51.600
<v Speaker 1>and fifty UM autopsies per per medical examiner per year

0:42:52.320 --> 0:42:55.120
<v Speaker 1>and UM, I mean that's easily exceeded by a lot

0:42:55.200 --> 0:43:00.040
<v Speaker 1>of people these days. In Oklahoma stopped performing autopsies on

0:43:00.120 --> 0:43:07.239
<v Speaker 1>anybody over forty and UM, anybody uh suspected of being

0:43:07.280 --> 0:43:11.160
<v Speaker 1>a suicide. The Magic Massachusetts seemed like a big mess.

0:43:11.360 --> 0:43:14.759
<v Speaker 1>I think they said they had lost five bodies. They

0:43:16.800 --> 0:43:21.200
<v Speaker 1>incinerated one before the autopsy even took place. Yeah, it

0:43:21.280 --> 0:43:23.160
<v Speaker 1>was that the state where they got the two people

0:43:23.280 --> 0:43:25.799
<v Speaker 1>mixed up, you know, that was that was a death

0:43:25.840 --> 0:43:27.920
<v Speaker 1>in a fire that was a different one. And then

0:43:27.960 --> 0:43:29.960
<v Speaker 1>there was one case where they pulled the body out

0:43:30.000 --> 0:43:33.279
<v Speaker 1>of a lake and uh, well he drowned and they

0:43:33.320 --> 0:43:35.920
<v Speaker 1>didn't notice the bullet once in his neck. Yeah, and

0:43:36.160 --> 0:43:39.279
<v Speaker 1>suburban Detroit. Yeah, it sounds like a gross point. And

0:43:39.760 --> 0:43:43.480
<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, I don't know. I'm just guessing. So, yeah,

0:43:43.640 --> 0:43:46.120
<v Speaker 1>I got nothing else. I don't either. I think it's

0:43:46.120 --> 0:43:47.800
<v Speaker 1>a noble profession to get into if you've got the

0:43:47.800 --> 0:43:51.719
<v Speaker 1>stomach for it. Yeah, and uh, you don't like your

0:43:51.760 --> 0:43:55.600
<v Speaker 1>patients talking smack back to you, right, you don't like

0:43:55.719 --> 0:43:58.120
<v Speaker 1>that to spend a lot of magazine subscriptions. Don't have

0:43:58.200 --> 0:44:03.359
<v Speaker 1>to worry about your bedside manner does uh? Uh? Your

0:44:03.440 --> 0:44:06.239
<v Speaker 1>dog is free to come in and out apparently, I guess.

0:44:06.280 --> 0:44:09.800
<v Speaker 1>So that's just so crazy to um. This one was

0:44:09.880 --> 0:44:13.479
<v Speaker 1>surprising to me, Like remember when we did the bail system. Yeah,

0:44:13.800 --> 0:44:16.799
<v Speaker 1>that was surprising. It's like this seems like this innocuous,

0:44:16.920 --> 0:44:18.879
<v Speaker 1>normal thing, and then all of a sudden you start

0:44:18.960 --> 0:44:21.440
<v Speaker 1>looking into You're like, whoa, there's a lot of problems

0:44:21.520 --> 0:44:25.839
<v Speaker 1>with this system. So you can great if you want

0:44:25.880 --> 0:44:30.000
<v Speaker 1>to know more about autopsies, um, including a lot of

0:44:30.200 --> 0:44:33.400
<v Speaker 1>photos of dead bodies with sheets draped over him. Um,

0:44:33.719 --> 0:44:36.400
<v Speaker 1>you can find that by typing autopsy A U T

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0:44:55.480 --> 0:44:58.880
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0:44:58.960 --> 0:45:03.960
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0:45:13.200 --> 0:45:15.719
<v Speaker 1>on the fun. Yeah, Posthumes. Yeah, like if you never

0:45:15.800 --> 0:45:19.359
<v Speaker 1>leave the state of Kansas. Uh, Monday the following day,

0:45:19.400 --> 0:45:22.919
<v Speaker 1>March twelve, we're gonna be throwing a party. And we're

0:45:22.960 --> 0:45:25.799
<v Speaker 1>not quite firm on the details yet, but there will

0:45:25.840 --> 0:45:29.680
<v Speaker 1>be likely some live music and some live comedy and

0:45:30.040 --> 0:45:33.200
<v Speaker 1>US and some other very and when I say very

0:45:33.280 --> 0:45:35.800
<v Speaker 1>special treats, you're really gonna want to be there for

0:45:35.880 --> 0:45:39.799
<v Speaker 1>this one? Yes, you know it's gonna be a good party.

0:45:40.440 --> 0:45:43.920
<v Speaker 1>It is. It's not like you're thinking though, I mean, like, Chuck,

0:45:44.040 --> 0:45:45.600
<v Speaker 1>this means it's gonna be a good party. He's not

0:45:45.760 --> 0:45:48.239
<v Speaker 1>like trying. There's no wink wink, nudge nudge for you

0:45:48.360 --> 0:45:50.719
<v Speaker 1>call it. Not like an eyes wide chut kind of thing.

0:45:52.719 --> 0:45:55.120
<v Speaker 1>Nothing like that. It's going to be a nice, wholesome,

0:45:55.160 --> 0:45:59.560
<v Speaker 1>fun party exactly. Uh plus beer. Yes, so this will

0:45:59.600 --> 0:46:03.080
<v Speaker 1>be count interacted by um dropping the clothes pin in

0:46:03.120 --> 0:46:07.640
<v Speaker 1>the milk bottle. Games. That's right, okay, now, listener mail

0:46:08.040 --> 0:46:11.160
<v Speaker 1>a listener mail, Josh. This is from Austin and I'm

0:46:11.200 --> 0:46:14.200
<v Speaker 1>gonna call this health scare and you helped me through

0:46:14.280 --> 0:46:18.440
<v Speaker 1>my health scare. Guys really appreciate the show. Went through

0:46:18.440 --> 0:46:22.040
<v Speaker 1>a pretty rough health scare recently, and this is how

0:46:22.080 --> 0:46:24.600
<v Speaker 1>I came to listen to your show. UM, I had

0:46:24.760 --> 0:46:28.320
<v Speaker 1>some limp swelling along with other health issues, and my

0:46:28.480 --> 0:46:30.480
<v Speaker 1>doctor says, you know, we should test for the worst

0:46:30.640 --> 0:46:33.439
<v Speaker 1>of the worst. Um. It took a couple of weeks

0:46:33.600 --> 0:46:36.200
<v Speaker 1>for this. Uh, these tests to get turned around, and

0:46:36.280 --> 0:46:38.000
<v Speaker 1>it was pretty much the longest time of my life.

0:46:38.719 --> 0:46:42.040
<v Speaker 1>To me, all signs pointed pointy to cancer. Couldn't believe it,

0:46:42.080 --> 0:46:43.960
<v Speaker 1>sitting across from a doctor I didn't know telling me

0:46:44.080 --> 0:46:47.200
<v Speaker 1>we need may need to look into a possible death sentence.

0:46:48.840 --> 0:46:52.000
<v Speaker 1>And then my wife is at home, uh, losing both

0:46:52.080 --> 0:46:55.880
<v Speaker 1>of her grandparents. It's Christmas time, and her parents are

0:46:55.920 --> 0:46:58.560
<v Speaker 1>stuck in two different hospitals and had to cancel plans

0:46:58.600 --> 0:47:01.440
<v Speaker 1>to business, all the while feuding with blood relatives who

0:47:01.480 --> 0:47:05.239
<v Speaker 1>were taking advantage of the financials of their dying parents. Here,

0:47:05.280 --> 0:47:08.000
<v Speaker 1>I was a new father of a spectacular baby, an

0:47:08.040 --> 0:47:11.279
<v Speaker 1>incredible wife, overwhelmed with her own terrible issues, and I

0:47:11.400 --> 0:47:13.560
<v Speaker 1>think I could soon be having to tell her I

0:47:13.600 --> 0:47:17.520
<v Speaker 1>could be terminally ill having a new baby. She would

0:47:17.600 --> 0:47:19.359
<v Speaker 1>often go to bed early, and I would be left

0:47:19.440 --> 0:47:21.640
<v Speaker 1>to try and sleep with my own frightening imagination of

0:47:21.680 --> 0:47:24.040
<v Speaker 1>what was going on my body. I started listening to

0:47:24.120 --> 0:47:26.120
<v Speaker 1>your podcast to take my mind off of everything, and

0:47:26.160 --> 0:47:28.839
<v Speaker 1>it was really the most calming distraction I could ever

0:47:28.920 --> 0:47:32.320
<v Speaker 1>have wished for. Laughing, wondering, learning, and enjoying all of

0:47:32.360 --> 0:47:35.799
<v Speaker 1>it until I would fall asleep. UH. Long story short,

0:47:35.840 --> 0:47:39.080
<v Speaker 1>I got my scans back. My olymphatic system was normal,

0:47:39.600 --> 0:47:43.200
<v Speaker 1>but my immune system was hyperactive, causing symptoms of note swelling, pain,

0:47:43.920 --> 0:47:47.360
<v Speaker 1>and fatigue, weight loss. Great news compared to the mindset

0:47:47.440 --> 0:47:51.880
<v Speaker 1>that I had of the worst thing imaginable. So he's okay,

0:47:52.960 --> 0:47:55.399
<v Speaker 1>very lucky. But still I look forward to laying down

0:47:55.440 --> 0:47:58.400
<v Speaker 1>early with my wife and now the two of us

0:47:58.560 --> 0:48:00.640
<v Speaker 1>listened to you guys before we go to bed to

0:48:00.719 --> 0:48:03.719
<v Speaker 1>help clear her mind in her tough turn. Wow, I

0:48:03.800 --> 0:48:07.520
<v Speaker 1>can't believe we can do that. It is crazy. I'm

0:48:07.520 --> 0:48:10.160
<v Speaker 1>sure they fall asleep six to eight minutes later, right,

0:48:10.880 --> 0:48:14.200
<v Speaker 1>tops stops. So that's from Austin and Austin. We're very

0:48:14.280 --> 0:48:17.520
<v Speaker 1>glad to hear about your diagnosis, my friend. Yeah, way

0:48:17.600 --> 0:48:20.840
<v Speaker 1>to go, Austin. Um, that was great. It was a

0:48:20.880 --> 0:48:24.080
<v Speaker 1>good wa Chuck, I think it? Uh it Austin. Thanks Austin,

0:48:24.080 --> 0:48:28.120
<v Speaker 1>I already did, thank me, I did, did you? Thank Jerry?

0:48:28.520 --> 0:48:31.520
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