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Speaker 1: What is? It is pretty freaking exciting, what Josh, we
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Speaker 1: Remember four zero zero? That's huge. There should be some
Speaker 1: sort of fancaire. I hope there was just now I
Speaker 1: think so there are four episodes of stuff you should know.
Speaker 1: That's a big deal to did I can't even like
Speaker 1: when people ask the requisite a, what's your favorite show?
Speaker 1: I can't even just melt my brain now, I can't
Speaker 1: even think of it. I used to have stock answers,
Speaker 1: and now there's so many I look through and I
Speaker 1: don't even remember some of them, Like what we did
Speaker 1: that we talked about that? I'm with you crazy. Well,
Speaker 1: let's let's hope we can do another four shows exactly.
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Speaker 1: a few guest episodes where you're lazy, Jerry, congratulations to you.
Speaker 1: Pretty much been Jerry the whole time. Um, what what
Speaker 1: would it be without the three of us? You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it would be crud? Yeah. Um well, thank you, dear
Speaker 1: listener for listening to all four hundred. You know some
Speaker 1: of you out there have because we would not be
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Speaker 1: the Dullhouse. Hey, and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh Clark.
Speaker 1: With me is Charles W. Chuck Bryant, and that makes
Speaker 1: this stuff you should know, dead and rowdy. I just
Speaker 1: made you shudder before we pressed record. I'm out it
Speaker 1: was an actual one. No, I thought you did that well, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I was doing in response to your face. You
Speaker 1: made that face, but you didn't make annoy were you
Speaker 1: doing it on my behalf of exactly. Okank you so much.
Speaker 1: I feel so cared for so chuckers. Yes, Um, this
Speaker 1: is a little kind of a boo podcast. This this
Speaker 1: has got to complete our suite on death. You would
Speaker 1: think so, but it doesn't. No. No, we still have
Speaker 1: how dying works left. Um, we still have um, what
Speaker 1: it's like to be dead. We've got a lot of
Speaker 1: stuff we haven't even touched, like what happens to the
Speaker 1: nails after that. So, um, we're getting closer that we're
Speaker 1: creating a larger body of work. Um, and this one,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be a big one. You predicted. I
Speaker 1: think I agree with you. It's detailed too. Yeah. It
Speaker 1: was based in part on the an interview with the
Speaker 1: Fulton County Deputy Medical Examiner, who knows what he's talking about. Hey,
Speaker 1: if you're in Fulton County, you're gonna be investigating a
Speaker 1: lot of foul play. Yeah. Atlanta and Detroit used to
Speaker 1: go back and forth for the murder. Capital of the
Speaker 1: US used to shoot out and then bullets a false
Speaker 1: somewhere in the middle. DC is up there too, I think, Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you see us up there? I don't. I think
Speaker 1: Atlanta's out of the running the last several years. I
Speaker 1: know it lost this place. We just don't murder like
Speaker 1: what used to. But I mean, like the numbers all
Speaker 1: pale in comparison to like Warez. It's like, do you
Speaker 1: think that's a big number? How about fifteen times that
Speaker 1: you know? Um, so chuck. Have you ever seen an autopsy,
Speaker 1: like a real deal film of one? No? I saw that,
Speaker 1: but that was that was quite fake. Have you not
Speaker 1: seen Faces of Death? The original? I never saw that
Speaker 1: there's an autopsy in there, and um, I can't remember
Speaker 1: if we talked about it during the Exploitation Films episode,
Speaker 1: but um, part of Faces of Death was real and
Speaker 1: some was staged and fake, but the autopsy was definitely real.
Speaker 1: And you can tell after reading this, it's like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: they do pull the skin flat from the top of
Speaker 1: the scalp down over the face and under the chest.
Speaker 1: I felt really bad for the human base reading this
Speaker 1: because it's liable. Yeah, it's well, and it's always got
Speaker 1: some flap of skin folded over it. Yeah, like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, we don't want to look at that, so
Speaker 1: let's just fold the chest over it. Exactly what what
Speaker 1: is this what's that called the scalp scalp? Yeah, but
Speaker 1: say skull, Sorry, the skulls under the scalp. No I
Speaker 1: knew that. That's the fact of the podcast. Um, So,
Speaker 1: why why do people do autopsis, Chuck? It's not just
Speaker 1: so ghouls can be paid to do their thing. Now,
Speaker 1: there's actual reasons for an autopsy, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: it doesn't say it's in the article, but autopsy is
Speaker 1: Greek based on the Greek autopsia, which means to see
Speaker 1: for one's own eyes. Yeah. Yeah, Do they want to
Speaker 1: see for oneself how somebody died? Yes, the manner of
Speaker 1: death and time of death, which we'll get into. But
Speaker 1: I think there are five certain types of death one five,
Speaker 1: uh six that that they require an autopsy if you
Speaker 1: die by injury, delayed complication of injury, poisoning, infectious complications,
Speaker 1: foul play, or if you die with no attending positions,
Speaker 1: So that those are the reasons that they were requested autopsy, right,
Speaker 1: And if the cops come out or somebody the funeral
Speaker 1: home comes out and says, whoa, whoa, whoa, this guy
Speaker 1: may have been poisoned or he's injured and he died,
Speaker 1: we need to call the corner the medical examiner. They're
Speaker 1: going to perform an autopsy, and there's um, there's a
Speaker 1: couple of types of autopsies. There's two really, and the
Speaker 1: one where the cops are involved, where the medical examination
Speaker 1: is carried out on behalf of law enforcement. That's a
Speaker 1: UM well a medical examination of forensic autopsy a k a.
Speaker 1: The the sexiest of all autopsies, because that's what you're
Speaker 1: gonna see in movies and on TV quite often, unless
Speaker 1: it's like contagion or something right exactly so, in a
Speaker 1: move like um, oh contagion, Uh, the any autopsy you
Speaker 1: performed is going to be a clinical autopsy, which is
Speaker 1: usually performed by doctors who are trying to figure out
Speaker 1: what the heck happened, what went wrong in the treatment,
Speaker 1: how a disease took its course, and they're basically documenting
Speaker 1: maybe an interesting case through autopsy for the medical literature
Speaker 1: and for well, in the case of a contagion, even
Speaker 1: though I haven't seen it, for the good of humanity,
Speaker 1: immediate good of humanity, if there's some fast spreading disease
Speaker 1: or something, or there's faulty cribs. Um autopsies were instrumental
Speaker 1: in finding getting to the bottom of like product recalls
Speaker 1: like faulty cribs that killing kids. I didn't think about that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's one of the benefits of autopsies. Yeah, makes total sense.
Speaker 1: So those are the two kinds of autopsies you got
Speaker 1: for forensic and clinical. And basically we're gonna be talking
Speaker 1: mainly about um law enforcement autopsies. So when we say autopsy,
Speaker 1: for the rest of the podcast, we're too much talking
Speaker 1: about a forensic autopsy. One that's trying to figure out
Speaker 1: if somebody died uh naturally, accidentally or someone's hand, yeah,
Speaker 1: foul play, um at their own hand, suicide or undetermined.
Speaker 1: Those are the five legally defined manners of death. I
Speaker 1: didn't see very sleepy on here. I thought those six
Speaker 1: that would be naturally where they go to cut into
Speaker 1: you and you're like, oh, you wake up and they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's not dead. Right, Well, there's no manner of death
Speaker 1: then yet. Uh, that's gonna be done by a forensic
Speaker 1: pathologist most often, or a medical examiner or a coroner,
Speaker 1: and we'll we'll get into that towards the end, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: about the difference. Yeah, Well, ideally it's going to be
Speaker 1: carried out by a forensic pathologist, which is somebody who's
Speaker 1: trained to perform autopsies looking for a mode of death. Right,
Speaker 1: quite often a doctor, but not always almost always. Yeah,
Speaker 1: to be a forensic pathologist, you have to be a doctor.
Speaker 1: Oh really Yeah. To be a medical examiner, you have
Speaker 1: to be a doctor. You don't have to be a
Speaker 1: forensic pathologist to be a medical examiner. Well, and you
Speaker 1: ideally should be uh accredited, but that's not always the
Speaker 1: case either. You want to have to be Um. So
Speaker 1: let's say you're forensic pathologist or a corner you're going
Speaker 1: to try to assign one of these one of these
Speaker 1: manners of death to a dead person. Yeah, like Quincy, Yeah, exactly. Um,
Speaker 1: and what you're gonna do is, uh, you're gonna take
Speaker 1: not just the findings from your autopsy, but you're going
Speaker 1: to put them in a context with say a police
Speaker 1: report or something. Right, Yeah, but you're not cops. Like
Speaker 1: TV as usual overstates it as far as how involved
Speaker 1: the medical examiner is, like as far as being on
Speaker 1: the scene and collecting DNA and all that stuff. It's
Speaker 1: it's not usually the case as Mr. What's his name,
Speaker 1: doctor U Kaisel or keisel, let's go with the let's
Speaker 1: go the k um. So you take all this stuff
Speaker 1: like so so, for example, Robert Valdez who wrote this article,
Speaker 1: UM says, so there's there's head trauma on a dead
Speaker 1: man or a dead woman. Doesn't quite make sense. You know,
Speaker 1: is it a homicide? Is it's probably not a suicide.
Speaker 1: But is it accidental? Um? You know, it's definitely injury, right,
Speaker 1: which is why somebody called the corner or the medical
Speaker 1: examiner in the first place. But the exactly whether it
Speaker 1: was at someone else's hand or accidental is still up
Speaker 1: for debate. Well, you take those head that head trauma,
Speaker 1: those head wounds, and you put them together with the
Speaker 1: police report that said that there was an iced over
Speaker 1: ladder laying beside the dead body when it was found.
Speaker 1: There's probably an accident. The corner of the medical examiner
Speaker 1: is going to say, this guy's probably it was probably
Speaker 1: just slipping off the ladder, like the gutters are half
Speaker 1: cleaned out, right, He has like a big hunk of
Speaker 1: leaves in his hand, and he didn't write someone's name
Speaker 1: in blood on the sidewalk. It was um. And then
Speaker 1: you know, if you have the the old that old
Speaker 1: yarn about a gunshot wounded the head. Is it a homicide? Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Is there a burn pattern really close by?
Speaker 1: Is there gunshot residue on the on the hand, the
Speaker 1: dominant hand of the victim, that's probably a suicide. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And as we'll point out here in a minute, one
Speaker 1: of the steps uh which I didn't even realize this,
Speaker 1: you always see him ziping them up in the body bag,
Speaker 1: but actually bagged the hands and in a in a
Speaker 1: suspected suicie homicide, Yeah, because you bagged the hands because
Speaker 1: you want to just make sure that you can check
Speaker 1: under the fingernails to make sure that there's not like
Speaker 1: skin cells from the guy who attacked you under your
Speaker 1: under your fingernails. People get real grabby when they're being murdered. So, um,
Speaker 1: so we apparently I didn't realize this, but ductor keisel,
Speaker 1: we don't have keisel, right. Yeah, he pointed out that.
Speaker 1: So he gave an example of how it's not really
Speaker 1: that clear cut right with the gunshot wound. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was interesting to say, you say I shot you in
Speaker 1: the head. That would be very sad thirty years ago,
Speaker 1: and um, you survived, but you developed the seizure disorder.
Speaker 1: So you're fine, but you you have seizures. Thirty years later,
Speaker 1: today you keel over dead from your seizure disorder. That
Speaker 1: death would be ruled a homicide because you developed a
Speaker 1: seizure disorder as the result of a gunshot wound, which
Speaker 1: is an unnatural event that I inflicted on you. So
Speaker 1: even though Emily can't come after me and be like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna assue you, she could be like, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: kill you. She couldn't sue me because the apparently the
Speaker 1: um the courts don't allow that after thirty years of survival,
Speaker 1: but the the corner or the medical examiner would rule
Speaker 1: it a homicide. Yeah, it's not, like he points out,
Speaker 1: it's not their call to say, like, you gotta go
Speaker 1: after and prosecute this dude, or Emily can sue you,
Speaker 1: or she can bring you flowers and candy. They're just saying,
Speaker 1: this is how it died, how it went exactly supposedly
Speaker 1: in an ideal vacuum world, we should say that's right.
Speaker 1: So you were talking about the difference between medical examiners
Speaker 1: and corners. You want to you want to give up? Yeah,
Speaker 1: from what I understand, and especially by reading that article
Speaker 1: that you sent. Um corners are sort of the more
Speaker 1: part time although they can do it full time, but
Speaker 1: a lot of times it's in these underfunded counties and
Speaker 1: counties where they don't have a lot of crime. Uh,
Speaker 1: there will be a corner because there's only what did
Speaker 1: that articles say, like four to professional medical examiners in
Speaker 1: the United States. Yeah, that's crazy. There's plenty of medical examiners,
Speaker 1: but they're not forensic pathologists, which in this case is
Speaker 1: like the most highly qualified person in that field. Right,
Speaker 1: So that's the main difference. It all depends on the
Speaker 1: county where you live. There's different laws as you know,
Speaker 1: as far as what they require. But if you're not
Speaker 1: in a big city, you may not have the resources
Speaker 1: or the equipment, or you may be so far out
Speaker 1: of town that you know, it's hard to get people there,
Speaker 1: so you might just have a corner driving up. That
Speaker 1: was is also your contractor for your house as the
Speaker 1: case was setting? Where was that? Was that in Louisiana
Speaker 1: or Texas? Was in Washington? Washington? Yeah? Uh, there's sixteen
Speaker 1: hundred counties in the US, and there's like thirty counties
Speaker 1: total and six hundred of them used the corner system,
Speaker 1: and you know medical examiners, an appointed physician. UH. County
Speaker 1: coroner is an elected official who in most cases just
Speaker 1: has to have a high school degree for UM to
Speaker 1: be qualified for the position. Sometimes it's the sheriff. Saw
Speaker 1: in that one county it was the local county prosecutor
Speaker 1: is also the corner. Yeah, you're not supposed to do
Speaker 1: that because you want an impartial person ruling on the
Speaker 1: manner of death, especially say if like it's a police death.
Speaker 1: You know, the police killed somebody. You don't want the
Speaker 1: sheriff judging whether or not his deputies were to blame.
Speaker 1: Looks like suicide to me, exactly, Well that happened. That
Speaker 1: was a pretty good example in UM, New Orleans of
Speaker 1: there's the corner. There has been corner for like thirty
Speaker 1: five years. He um he's very very cozy with law enforcement,
Speaker 1: or has been accused of it many times. And there
Speaker 1: was a guy who stole one cops gun and shot
Speaker 1: another cop to death and started to get away and
Speaker 1: was finally caught. And when he was caught and brought
Speaker 1: in finally he died supposedly after being given iodine for
Speaker 1: X rays, but really he died because he was beaten
Speaker 1: to death. He had like a bruce testicle and like, um,
Speaker 1: all these cracked ribs in the corner. Still this day
Speaker 1: refuses to rule it a homicide. It's like a movie plot.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, Richard gear gets called in to
Speaker 1: invest to gate and then things get sexy exactly because
Speaker 1: of course the cop is you know, Angelina Jolie. Is
Speaker 1: that how it goes down all eighty pounds of her.
Speaker 1: He's one tough cop. Um. So there there are problems
Speaker 1: with the Corners thing. And um that you read that
Speaker 1: article too from PBS Frontline. That was awesome, by the way,
Speaker 1: people should read that. Yeah, I can't remember what it
Speaker 1: was called. Um, I got it right here. Okay, good.
Speaker 1: It is called the Real c S I Colin, How
Speaker 1: America's patchwork system of death investigations puts the living at risk.
Speaker 1: It's a it's a very eye opening um article. Yeah,
Speaker 1: where basically they say that this the members of this
Speaker 1: field quite literally bury their mistakes. There's some really bad
Speaker 1: people who are really bad at their jobs out there
Speaker 1: doing it. But the problem is it's like if you
Speaker 1: have a coroner who doesn't know what he's looking at
Speaker 1: and rules something a homicide. Then there's somebody who's going
Speaker 1: to be put on trial eventually. Well, exactly right or
Speaker 1: wrong if you have medical examiners who don't know what
Speaker 1: they're doing or do a terrible job. One guy, um
Speaker 1: in Tennessee, was accused of his dog eating some human
Speaker 1: remains because it was allowed to roam free in the
Speaker 1: examination room. You can't do that. Another guy supposedly allegedly
Speaker 1: was drunk while he was doing like thousands of these things. Um,
Speaker 1: that's probably the only way he could get through it
Speaker 1: because he wasn't a real forensic pathologist. Right. But there's
Speaker 1: a huge there's this huge battle going on between you
Speaker 1: know how qualified you have to be. It's the medical
Speaker 1: establishment trying to take over this lucrative field er. Well,
Speaker 1: it's not so lucrative, because that's one reason it said
Speaker 1: in the article that there's a shortage is because they
Speaker 1: get paid on average less than a doctor would. So
Speaker 1: if you're gonna go through medical school plus I think
Speaker 1: an extra year of training for this to get paid
Speaker 1: less money. And the one guy pointed out, so like
Speaker 1: you really do this because of love for your fellow man. Yes,
Speaker 1: that was the guy who refused to rule the homicide. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means in but also i'll
Speaker 1: bet their UM, I'll bet their malpractice insurance. It's like
Speaker 1: next to nothing compared to a regular physicians. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: you're using Well, we'll get to that um. So the
Speaker 1: coroner also is responsible for identifying a body, notifying the
Speaker 1: next of king's billy, collecting uh and returning any personal
Speaker 1: belongings that's found on the body, which I'm sure in
Speaker 1: rural counties that you know, there's probably been more than
Speaker 1: one wallet go missing during that protest, maybe maybe not
Speaker 1: calling out corners, never trusted farmers, have you, um? And
Speaker 1: then signing the death certificate. And this kind of goes
Speaker 1: along with the origin of coroner, which is derived from
Speaker 1: the old English crowner. Yeah. I think Richard the lion
Speaker 1: Heart was when it first really came into effect, because
Speaker 1: he wanted I guess he wanted the money of dead people,
Speaker 1: so he would send out his crowner so to gather
Speaker 1: it up. Right, He's like a demo, and they would say, well,
Speaker 1: he died of of a wound from a sword, and
Speaker 1: then take his gold trinkets, yes, and return it to
Speaker 1: Richard yeah, exactly. And then apparently over time they were like, well,
Speaker 1: while you're out there, why don't you just start taking
Speaker 1: vital records and and let's make you like an official guy.
Speaker 1: And that's how the crowner became the coroner. It's right.
Speaker 1: And Dr Dr Diesel even knew that. Dr Keisel because
Speaker 1: he's the one in the article that even pointed that out.
Speaker 1: And I thought, well, that's good. He knows about the
Speaker 1: history of his profession. He seemed like a pretty sharp guy,
Speaker 1: I imagine. So so, Chuck, we've been beating around the
Speaker 1: bush quite long enough. Do you feel like it's time
Speaker 1: for people to put down their lunches and us to
Speaker 1: go through the autopsy procedure step by step? Yes, I
Speaker 1: think that's a great idea. Step one, as I have
Speaker 1: it is a body bag or an evident cheat got
Speaker 1: to use a new, brand new body bag and a
Speaker 1: brand new evident sheet. I don't want to reuse this, No,
Speaker 1: I didn't. That was worth pointing out. But it wouln't
Speaker 1: even bring myself the highlight. I know he was thorough though,
Speaker 1: so you definitely want to use new ones because you
Speaker 1: don't want, obviously any contamination. The body is moved by
Speaker 1: a deaner. Uh, make about thirty seven grand a year.
Speaker 1: I look that up on average. If you're a morgue
Speaker 1: atendent or a deaner and that is a d I
Speaker 1: E N E R. And they will take the body
Speaker 1: in the bag or sheet to the examination sweet and
Speaker 1: it stays in the bag, uh for a little while
Speaker 1: at first at least. Isn't that right? I didn't run
Speaker 1: across that. Yeah, because if you have to, uh, you
Speaker 1: can unseal the bag, but you have to take note
Speaker 1: of the clothing and oh yeah, the cloth they just
Speaker 1: put the body. Well that if they do put it
Speaker 1: in the fridge. If if there is some delay, like
Speaker 1: if the bodies are stacked up or something, or I
Speaker 1: would imagine to let rigger stop. Sure right to cease exactly,
Speaker 1: very good shock. But you leave it in the bag
Speaker 1: at first. You want to take note of the clothing
Speaker 1: after unzipping it and the position of the clothing. It's
Speaker 1: very important because the guy had let's say his turtle
Speaker 1: night pulled up over his nose. He might have died
Speaker 1: by some stinky chemical in the air. That's good. You
Speaker 1: paint a heck of a picture. I imagine a Frenchman
Speaker 1: with a little mustache. Uh, you want to begin with
Speaker 1: the this is the external examination is obviously what comes first.
Speaker 1: You don't want to go cutting into the body. You
Speaker 1: want to look at hair samples, fingernails, gunshot residue, fibers,
Speaker 1: paint chips, anything on the body, hairs that that is
Speaker 1: worth noting. Right in the bag itself or the evidence
Speaker 1: sheet is kept as evidence as well, Yeah, because stuff
Speaker 1: might have stuck to it. Um, that's gross. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: is kind of gross, but it happened, you know. Uh.
Speaker 1: You also want to keep the body in the bag,
Speaker 1: Uh to X ray as well. Yeah, X ray or
Speaker 1: cat scan the body in the bag. I didn't think
Speaker 1: about that, No, but it's true. I mean things get
Speaker 1: lost in the bank. You want to make sure they're there. True,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't be able to see through the human being
Speaker 1: find maybe a bullet or something that's missing. It's in
Speaker 1: the bag. Uh, it says in here. Sometimes I'll use
Speaker 1: a UV radiation special technique to basically make secretions glow
Speaker 1: in the dark or become fluorescent, like, hey, this guy's
Speaker 1: got some sort of spot him on his turtleneck as well,
Speaker 1: and it's glowing now and I see that right, Well,
Speaker 1: you'd have to use the correct reagent to make spot
Speaker 1: him glow under a black light. But I'm sure it's
Speaker 1: out there, right, Yeah, sure you can get it into
Speaker 1: Spencer Gifts. Um, so after you've made this, uh this
Speaker 1: initial external examinations, time to get the body nude out
Speaker 1: of the body bag. That's right, we want to weigh it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't clean the body up to No, not yet,
Speaker 1: very important. You gotta leave it as is. So you
Speaker 1: make your first examination with the body fully clothed, make
Speaker 1: a second examination with the body undressed but still bloody, right,
Speaker 1: and then after that, um, you clean the body up
Speaker 1: and make a third external examination. Well, the diner will
Speaker 1: clean the body up while you go have coffee, insert
Speaker 1: the internet. You're like Rusty Gene clean that body off.
Speaker 1: And then finally after that, the cleaned naked body is
Speaker 1: placed on the autopsy table, which is I mean, everybody's
Speaker 1: seen one of these. It's a big stainless steel table
Speaker 1: with raised sides and it's slanted towards the middle with
Speaker 1: why would it be st and stuff? Well, there's a
Speaker 1: lot of blood and fluids that come out when you
Speaker 1: cut into a body that they probably figure that out
Speaker 1: after prototype one that was exactly to allow sense. Uh.
Speaker 1: So yeah, you, um, you have the body prepared. Also,
Speaker 1: I forgot, I'm sorry. You want to note the characteristics
Speaker 1: of the body, race, height, tricks, scar tattoos, all that
Speaker 1: kind of color age, and all the time they're looking
Speaker 1: for things like wounds, modes of injury, anything that could
Speaker 1: kind of give them an idea of what, uh this
Speaker 1: person died from. Um. And then the body's on the
Speaker 1: examination table, chuck, and it's time for well, it's time
Speaker 1: for the internal exam. Well, yeah, it's time for something
Speaker 1: called the body block. Which I tried to get a
Speaker 1: picture of this but I could not find one. Imagine
Speaker 1: it's just a I guarantee it's a yoga block. Do
Speaker 1: you think. I'm sure maybe that's the exact same thing.
Speaker 1: So they put this body block under the back. At first,
Speaker 1: the body's face up and that will be trude the
Speaker 1: chest and have the arms kind of fall down to
Speaker 1: your chest is sticking out, which makes it much easier
Speaker 1: to get into. Yeah, your chest is raised up. Yep. Okay,
Speaker 1: So um, Dr Bryant, would you like to make the
Speaker 1: first decision? Sure, Josh, I'm gonna take that scalpel or
Speaker 1: that kitchen knife, but probably the a scalpel initially, although
Speaker 1: they use all sorts of stuff. We'll find out, uh,
Speaker 1: and I will make a large and deep, y shaped
Speaker 1: decision and incision from shoulder to shoulder, meat at the
Speaker 1: breast bone, and then down to the pubic bone. So
Speaker 1: you've got a big wine in your chest. You fold
Speaker 1: that front flap up over the face, and I guess
Speaker 1: the other ones just fold over to the side. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not that easy. You have to kind
Speaker 1: of pull it back and dissect with the scalpel the
Speaker 1: connective tissue as you pull back. But then yes, that
Speaker 1: that V shaped chest flap goes back over the face
Speaker 1: and then what uh the next step you're um, right
Speaker 1: now you've got the rib cage and neck muscles all exposed.
Speaker 1: Also probably pulled open the stomach flaps too. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: figure those are just off to the side because you
Speaker 1: you know where else are they gonna go? Um, the
Speaker 1: organs are exposed. At this point, You're gonna make a
Speaker 1: series of cuts. You're gonna detach. Your goal here is
Speaker 1: to get the organs out in a big unit it
Speaker 1: and to wait, wait, you didn't take the rib cage
Speaker 1: off yet. Oh I didn't. I'm sorry. You're gonna You're
Speaker 1: gonna cut the rib cage off using everything from pruning
Speaker 1: shears that you would use in your backyard, the special
Speaker 1: rib cage cutters what it was called rib cutters, of
Speaker 1: course they are. Yeah, uh so okay, now the ribs gone,
Speaker 1: your organs are exposed. You're gonna make cuts that detach
Speaker 1: the larynx, esophagus, arteries, and ligaments. Then you're going to
Speaker 1: detach it from the spinal cord. Then you're gonna detach
Speaker 1: everything from the bladder and the rectum. And then after that,
Speaker 1: your whole organ set is able to be lifted out
Speaker 1: as one whole, as one whole unit. Pretty cool, Pretty cool.
Speaker 1: So um, now it's kind of time to get busy
Speaker 1: on the organs. You want to take slices of them.
Speaker 1: Want to weigh him first though, Oh yeah, you want
Speaker 1: to weigh You want to note their appearance, character color, yeah,
Speaker 1: if they're funny. Um, And then you're gonna to take
Speaker 1: some slices uh thin enough to be um viewed under
Speaker 1: a microscope, right, because that's part of this too. It's
Speaker 1: not all fun in games like you have to look
Speaker 1: into microscopes and stuff like that. Um. And then also
Speaker 1: the star probably is the stomach. You're gonna cut the
Speaker 1: stomach open and examine the gastric contents because that will
Speaker 1: tell you something about the time of death. It will
Speaker 1: see or costs of death. Maybe possibly there's a there's
Speaker 1: a small watch in your stomach, right, they maybe swallowed
Speaker 1: it and choked or something like that. Yeah, you never know. Uh.
Speaker 1: And also they're probably going to examine the heart for
Speaker 1: cardiac bands. Um. They're gonna bisect major arteries to see
Speaker 1: if there's any kind of blockage. Maybe it was a
Speaker 1: heart attack, maybe there's some sort of poison, who knows.
Speaker 1: But basically they're just gonna go through all of your
Speaker 1: internal organs one by one. Uh. So you've got the
Speaker 1: chest cavity cut open, but the heads just sit in
Speaker 1: there like what are you gonna do? What are you
Speaker 1: gonna do? Now, Well, he's gotta flap a face over
Speaker 1: the skin, skin over the face, I am. So the
Speaker 1: body would say, hey, what's up with my brain? And
Speaker 1: then the the examiner will say, hold tight, I'm getting
Speaker 1: right to that, sir. And then you're going to use
Speaker 1: that scalpel to make incisions um from behind one ear,
Speaker 1: across the forehead to the other ear, all the way
Speaker 1: around like a candleoup, let's say, or let's say a grapefruit.
Speaker 1: That's what you typically split into and uh, you divide
Speaker 1: that cut as well, so it's uh you have two
Speaker 1: separate flaps, one going over the face again, yeah, and
Speaker 1: then fold that rear flap back over the neck. And
Speaker 1: then you've got an exposed skull. And they use a
Speaker 1: special kind of stall called the striker saw um, which
Speaker 1: is capable of cutting through the skull but doesn't pierce
Speaker 1: the brain. It's pretty cool. Yeah, Is that what they
Speaker 1: use when they take casts off? Probably is? Isn't that
Speaker 1: same deal? We'll cut through your cast, but not through
Speaker 1: your skin, I would imagine. I mean it looks like this.
Speaker 1: Have you ever had a cast? I have it, But yeah,
Speaker 1: I bet you that's may not be the exact same thing, though,
Speaker 1: um blow at any rate. They use that. And then
Speaker 1: they use a claude hammer, not the kind of you
Speaker 1: think it's a it's a hammer or at the bottom
Speaker 1: of a handle there's a claw. They use that to
Speaker 1: pride the cap of the skull off. Right. If you
Speaker 1: once you get the skull cap off. If you look
Speaker 1: inside of it, you're going to see that the dura,
Speaker 1: which connects the brain to the skull, and by the way,
Speaker 1: which shrinks when you have a hangover UM, is stuck
Speaker 1: to the inside of the skull cap. Right, So if
Speaker 1: a shrunken they could determine if he was hung over
Speaker 1: when he died, they could UM. They'll also cut away
Speaker 1: the tentorium, which connects the um, UH, the cerebellum, and
Speaker 1: the occipital lobes right, and all of a sudden, voila,
Speaker 1: you have an exposed brain where once you detach it
Speaker 1: from the UH spinal cord, you are absolutely ready for
Speaker 1: it to just be lifted right out of the skull.
Speaker 1: And again, this whole time you're taking notes on your
Speaker 1: little voice recorder or you're telling Rusty the deaner to
Speaker 1: write that down. And so it's not just UM, you're
Speaker 1: not just taking all this stuff out willingly. You're you're observing,
Speaker 1: noting anything you see, UM. And then what do you do.
Speaker 1: You're done. It's been four hours. You did a really
Speaker 1: detailed examination inside and out, and you have this body
Speaker 1: that's just all kinds of messed up. Now, But the
Speaker 1: families like, we've got a funeral tomorrow. We can't do this.
Speaker 1: We shouldn't even be here seeing this. Put uncle ted
Speaker 1: back together, and the the corner or the medical example,
Speaker 1: and will say, just chill out. Way of procedures for this.
Speaker 1: So the internal organs either go back into the chess
Speaker 1: cavity or the abdomen. Why would they do that really
Speaker 1: of just purposes? Oh really? Yeah, interesting, I didn't think
Speaker 1: about that. Or more typically they're incinerated, or in the
Speaker 1: case of really horrible medical examiners, they're fed to their dogs,
Speaker 1: right yeah, or or the bodily fluids are pumped back
Speaker 1: into the body because their draining system is clogged up. Yeah.
Speaker 1: In Massachusetts State Medical Examiner's office, Um, the chest flaps
Speaker 1: are closed and so back together, the skull caps placed
Speaker 1: back on and then held in place by sewing the
Speaker 1: scalp back. And any decent corners should make their incisions
Speaker 1: along the hairline or at least in well enough precise
Speaker 1: enough that um, it should be discreete once sewn back together.
Speaker 1: And you're doing this with a hagadorn needle, which is uh,
Speaker 1: apparently when you're sowing human skin, he can't just use
Speaker 1: an ordinary sewing needle and you gotta go Jamee Gum
Speaker 1: style and get this beefy skin needle. M what nice.
Speaker 1: It's just great all over the place. Thank you. Um. So,
Speaker 1: like I said, it takes four hours by Dr Kesel's estimate.
Speaker 1: I love that he said that includes paperwork. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, like the initial examination, then writing
Speaker 1: it up and all that. He said for a homicide
Speaker 1: it could take four to six hours. Um. And what's
Speaker 1: what's behind? I guess probably the lengthier ones are examining
Speaker 1: the wounds because you can't just say, well, here are
Speaker 1: the bullet holes. So this guy, you know, died from
Speaker 1: being shot. What do you want from me? Shut up?
Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a corner. Um. Today you have to
Speaker 1: trace the path of each bullet hole and show where
Speaker 1: it went from entrance to exeter, from entrance to where
Speaker 1: it stopped. Yeah. And and in the case of any
Speaker 1: sort of police action, and especially I mean if there's
Speaker 1: any sort of a shootout with like three or four
Speaker 1: guys and like ten cops in there's people end up
Speaker 1: dead all over the place. It's a bad day for
Speaker 1: a corner. It's a bad day for a corner, because
Speaker 1: you got to determine, he said. Uh. Keisel said that
Speaker 1: you know what they want to know very specifically, especially
Speaker 1: in the case of police shootings, is all right, this
Speaker 1: bullet in this guy's shoulder, where did who's gun did
Speaker 1: it come from? And this other bullet in his chest?
Speaker 1: Whose bullet did that come from? And see that guy,
Speaker 1: He's got five different kinds of bullets from these twelve cops,
Speaker 1: and we we need to know where each of them
Speaker 1: came from. He gets really convoluted, right, and same with
Speaker 1: um blunt force trauma. Uh. They he has to determine,
Speaker 1: not just like well, something really heavy killed this person,
Speaker 1: has to be this thing is probably what killed this person, right,
Speaker 1: because say that they police find a bloody hammer at
Speaker 1: the scene, but the medical examiner says it was a
Speaker 1: hockey stick likely that killed this person. That's not going
Speaker 1: to help in the prosecution or vice versa. You don't
Speaker 1: want somebody, you know, who has their prints on a
Speaker 1: hammer that the cops are trying to use against them
Speaker 1: to be used wrongly when it was actually that hockey
Speaker 1: stick that killed that person. True, that poor poor person.
Speaker 1: And while you can get some schooling for this stuff,
Speaker 1: I think I think it said a year extra h
Speaker 1: A lot of it is just experience seeing the stuff like, hey,
Speaker 1: I've seen that before. That's definitely a hockey stick. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can go from Rusty the deaner to Rusty the
Speaker 1: medical examiner, well, Rusty the coroner um or Rusty the
Speaker 1: medical examiner without having to go to med school. Like
Speaker 1: the head of the um Washington d c Emmy's office
Speaker 1: is not a physician. That's crazy or not a forensic
Speaker 1: he's not a forensic pathologist. I'm sorry. I don't want
Speaker 1: to sound like I'm disrespecting corners. I'm sure a lot
Speaker 1: of them do great work, so h I hope it
Speaker 1: doesn't sound like we're slagging corners in the whole Hornet's
Speaker 1: nest man. It is. It's a big thing going on
Speaker 1: right now. So these are You know, if the cops
Speaker 1: UH or the police department is doing some kind of investigation,
Speaker 1: you can get a private autopsy if Uncle Ted dies
Speaker 1: seemingly naturally, but we just want to know what killed him.
Speaker 1: Was it his artery blockage or was it his awful
Speaker 1: liver because he was a raging alcoholic, Like we just
Speaker 1: want to know. You can hire it out and uh
Speaker 1: who wrote this? Was it the grabstor now Robert Valdez
Speaker 1: Valdez und I saw thirty five and up. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: you spend a little change on that, you are, Um,
Speaker 1: and it's especially frustrating if you're doing a secondary Um oh,
Speaker 1: I bet basically getting a second opinion via autopsy because
Speaker 1: you don't think the first one worked. How do you
Speaker 1: do that? Like everything's already been prodded and yeah, it's
Speaker 1: gonna be incomplete. But um, apparently there's this guy in
Speaker 1: New Orleans under the main coroner who's like whose work
Speaker 1: is routinely followed up by second autopsies, and apparently his
Speaker 1: are easier because um the secondary autopsy. The secondary medical examiners,
Speaker 1: um say, like he just like half autopsies. Some people though,
Speaker 1: surprising cage and corner Yeah wow yeah, uh so, Josh,
Speaker 1: we mentioned a couple of tools like the haggard or
Speaker 1: needle and the bone saw. Uh they use something called
Speaker 1: in and taratone. I look these up there. The scissors
Speaker 1: used to open intestines. It's sort of like one one
Speaker 1: side of the scissor is longer than the other and
Speaker 1: it has a little little hook type thing on that end.
Speaker 1: It looked baffling to me, but apparently that's what you need. Um,
Speaker 1: you talked about the hammer with a hook and the
Speaker 1: rip cutter scalpel obviously regular old scissors. Gotta have a
Speaker 1: skull chisel if you want to pry that that skull open,
Speaker 1: or that hammer with the hook, hammer with a hook
Speaker 1: forceps too, forceps to pick up the heavier organs. And uh,
Speaker 1: Keisel goes on to elaborate a little bit and say,
Speaker 1: you know what, You put the words medical examine or
Speaker 1: knife in front of it, and you're gonna be paying
Speaker 1: triple buddy. Here's a little hit from your own from
Speaker 1: your uncle Kiesel. You go to the hardware store and
Speaker 1: you get yourself a hack saw or some pruning shears,
Speaker 1: or you go to the restaurant supply store and get
Speaker 1: a nice cheap chef's NiFe, and you're good to go.
Speaker 1: Because again, they don't really have to worry about the
Speaker 1: person coming out of the procedure. On the other end,
Speaker 1: alive still is the big challenge for physicians, and not
Speaker 1: to say they do a hack job, but they don't
Speaker 1: have to worry about the precision obviously of a surgeon. Right, So, um,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of guessing involved in this, Like if
Speaker 1: you think about it, the ladder with ice next to
Speaker 1: the frozen body with head trauma, um that it's a
Speaker 1: suggestion that that's how that guy died, or the melted
Speaker 1: puddle with the old riddle, Yeah, that's a great one. Um,
Speaker 1: these are all guesses, ultimately, is Dr Keisel puts it, like,
Speaker 1: you have to have somebody videotaped dying next to the
Speaker 1: time at clock to ever establish a certain time of death.
Speaker 1: And even as our understanding of death as a process
Speaker 1: rather than as a moment um increases, even that wouldn't
Speaker 1: necessarily give you anything. So basically they're they're trying to
Speaker 1: um make an educated guess at the manner of death.
Speaker 1: But also the time of death is a big one.
Speaker 1: And we mentioned um, gastric contents, stomach contents. Why would
Speaker 1: those be important? Well, because if there's a cheeseburger that
Speaker 1: still looks like a cheeseburger, and that means you died
Speaker 1: within the amount of time it takes for that cheeseburger
Speaker 1: to become kind nice, it's still bullus. But let's say
Speaker 1: that you found also in that person's apartment receipt from
Speaker 1: McDonald's that had the time stamp on the Put that together,
Speaker 1: you're gonna get an even clear time of death. And
Speaker 1: they work under something called the time of death certainty principle,
Speaker 1: which is um, the laughing stock of principles. Well, it's
Speaker 1: it's about as simple as it gets. If you know
Speaker 1: for sure when the person was us known to be alive,
Speaker 1: Say he was in the bar and he left, I
Speaker 1: saw him, he was loaded. Uh, and then you know
Speaker 1: for sure when he was found dead. A found him
Speaker 1: at ten thirty frozen, well maybe not frozen yet, but
Speaker 1: in the back alley he was dead as a stump.
Speaker 1: Then you know for sure that he died sometime between.
Speaker 1: And then they try to narrow it down from there.
Speaker 1: That's the time of death certainty principle. That really makes sense. Yeah. Um,
Speaker 1: and there's we've talked before about Rigor Morris. We made
Speaker 1: an excellent podcast on Rigor Mortris. We've talked about um
Speaker 1: lividity um from the Body Farm podcast. UM, the vitreous humor,
Speaker 1: that corny is getting cloudy, that happens after death. Um.
Speaker 1: And then again the gastric contents, bot flies, all that stuff,
Speaker 1: full bladder bottle flies not bot flies, full bladder. I
Speaker 1: never really thought about that. That makes sense. So if
Speaker 1: you have like full bladder of urine or a lot
Speaker 1: of poop near your w rectum ready to come out,
Speaker 1: and I don't know what that tells you. Besides, stand back,
Speaker 1: they didn't be they didn't be your boot before they died.
Speaker 1: But I'm sure it could help an investigation. Um. And
Speaker 1: then also they'll use some kind of non scientific ones,
Speaker 1: like you know, if somebody's possibly been dead for a
Speaker 1: few days, you know what day is their TV guide
Speaker 1: sitting next to them open to That makes sense, It
Speaker 1: makes a lot of sense. Is it on NBC? Did
Speaker 1: they have dirty rock highlighted in their TV guide? Quite possibly?
Speaker 1: They died laughing. So have we got uh, well, we
Speaker 1: should mention that a lot of those variables that happened
Speaker 1: to the body, they can they can change according to
Speaker 1: like how hot or cold it is, and what other
Speaker 1: chemicals you might have had in your blood stream. So
Speaker 1: it's not super se hide that's gonna that's gonna delay
Speaker 1: the onset of these things. Um, you got anything else? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean I guess we could follow up a little
Speaker 1: bit more on that article. Um, apparently just the system
Speaker 1: in the United States is sort of a big mess
Speaker 1: right now as a whole. And they you know, you
Speaker 1: told a couple of the stories. Um but Tim Brown
Speaker 1: a construction manager in Marlborough County, South Carolina. It's a
Speaker 1: fourteen thousand all your part time job to be the
Speaker 1: county corner. And I'm sure he does a find job
Speaker 1: and hopefully there's not a lot of mouth peasants going
Speaker 1: on there, you know, where he's not investigating like these
Speaker 1: big homicides. But um, but the well, the problem is is,
Speaker 1: you know, if he is investigating a homicide, the state
Speaker 1: will generally provide a medical examiner to carry out an autopsy.
Speaker 1: They're not gonna be like, well, you're the coroner. Sorry,
Speaker 1: here's a scalpel. They'll they'll say, you can send this
Speaker 1: body to the state medical examiner and they'll give you
Speaker 1: an idea of you know, what you're looking at. But
Speaker 1: it's also up to the coroner to decide whether or
Speaker 1: not an autopsy should be performed. Oh it is, yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: the cops can't call for it. I'm sure other people can,
Speaker 1: but I think ultimately it's the corner ner who is
Speaker 1: able to decide or rule on that right, And we
Speaker 1: did mention that not all doctors have even passed the test.
Speaker 1: I think MPR found that a hundred and five throughout
Speaker 1: the country have not passed the exam, and some aren't
Speaker 1: going to retake it. They're just like, well, I have
Speaker 1: failed it and I'm still totally employed. It's my career. Bagel, bagel. Yeah.
Speaker 1: L Another part of the problem also is there's like
Speaker 1: four to five officially qualified medical examiners who are forensic pathologists,
Speaker 1: and it's about half of what's needed by estimates for
Speaker 1: the US, right, so they're underfunded, overworked, overworked. The National
Speaker 1: Association of Medical Examiners recommends no more than two d
Speaker 1: and fifty UM autopsies per per medical examiner per year
Speaker 1: and UM, I mean that's easily exceeded by a lot
Speaker 1: of people these days. In Oklahoma stopped performing autopsies on
Speaker 1: anybody over forty and UM, anybody uh suspected of being
Speaker 1: a suicide. The Magic Massachusetts seemed like a big mess.
Speaker 1: I think they said they had lost five bodies. They
Speaker 1: incinerated one before the autopsy even took place. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was that the state where they got the two people
Speaker 1: mixed up, you know, that was that was a death
Speaker 1: in a fire that was a different one. And then
Speaker 1: there was one case where they pulled the body out
Speaker 1: of a lake and uh, well he drowned and they
Speaker 1: didn't notice the bullet once in his neck. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: suburban Detroit. Yeah, it sounds like a gross point. And
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I don't know. I'm just guessing. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got nothing else. I don't either. I think it's
Speaker 1: a noble profession to get into if you've got the
Speaker 1: stomach for it. Yeah, and uh, you don't like your
Speaker 1: patients talking smack back to you, right, you don't like
Speaker 1: that to spend a lot of magazine subscriptions. Don't have
Speaker 1: to worry about your bedside manner does uh? Uh? Your
Speaker 1: dog is free to come in and out apparently, I guess.
Speaker 1: So that's just so crazy to um. This one was
Speaker 1: surprising to me, Like remember when we did the bail system. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was surprising. It's like this seems like this innocuous,
Speaker 1: normal thing, and then all of a sudden you start
Speaker 1: looking into You're like, whoa, there's a lot of problems
Speaker 1: with this system. So you can great if you want
Speaker 1: to know more about autopsies, um, including a lot of
Speaker 1: photos of dead bodies with sheets draped over him. Um,
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Speaker 1: a listener mail, Josh. This is from Austin and I'm
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Speaker 1: a pretty rough health scare recently, and this is how
Speaker 1: I came to listen to your show. UM, I had
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Speaker 1: think I could soon be having to tell her I
Speaker 1: could be terminally ill having a new baby. She would
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Speaker 1: I got my scans back. My olymphatic system was normal,
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