1 00:00:01,720 --> 00:00:04,640 Speaker 1: Coming up about four minutes after the hour this morning. 2 00:00:04,720 --> 00:00:07,760 Speaker 1: It's my strawberry letter for today and the subject is 3 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:11,720 Speaker 1: right under my nose. We'll get into that in just 4 00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:13,840 Speaker 1: a bit, because right now it is time for the 5 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:17,439 Speaker 1: nephew and today's prank phone call. What you got for 6 00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:21,479 Speaker 1: his next today? What you got? Oh dear? Let me 7 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:25,440 Speaker 1: see what I have, Charley, Let me search you know, 8 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:31,640 Speaker 1: I have the NBA parte the NBAT cat Dog. If 9 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:36,839 Speaker 1: you could please hello hellong time. I'm I'm looking for 10 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:40,280 Speaker 1: Brandy hey brand. How you doing this? Poncho man? I'm 11 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:43,080 Speaker 1: want to Marcus his boys? How you doing? Man? Oh? Yeah? Here? 12 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:45,479 Speaker 1: What's that? YEA talked to Marcus man. He would tell 13 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:48,000 Speaker 1: me about you know, the uh the playoff party man 14 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:50,920 Speaker 1: for for for Sunday man. So uh he told me 15 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:52,360 Speaker 1: if it was cool, I will come through. Man. I 16 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:54,040 Speaker 1: just want to call it and how to see if 17 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:56,840 Speaker 1: I can if I need to bring anything, uh food 18 00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:59,680 Speaker 1: or some drinks or whatever. You know you took yourselves 19 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:02,440 Speaker 1: with Mark this. Yeah, yeah, this is Punchio man. I'm 20 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:05,000 Speaker 1: friends with market okay, yeah, yeah, I think it's cool. 21 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:08,200 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Well now you't even read unless, of course, 22 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:10,960 Speaker 1: you know you're drinking something special, but uh yeah, it's 23 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:13,240 Speaker 1: gonna be Marcus and uh, you know, couple other boys 24 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:15,560 Speaker 1: gonna be here and uh you know, what are you 25 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:17,080 Speaker 1: want to bringing to me? Why? I'll be so yeah, 26 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:20,119 Speaker 1: that's cool. Okay, okay, okay, what tell me? I'll starting? Man? 27 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:22,600 Speaker 1: He told me like around one. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna 28 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:24,360 Speaker 1: be here all day, but you know you're coming through 29 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:26,360 Speaker 1: by one one, two o'clock. You know that before the 30 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:28,480 Speaker 1: game he started with has a you know, the flas 31 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:30,800 Speaker 1: screen going if they's to be laid out. So yeah, 32 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:32,600 Speaker 1: just come on through whenever you come through. All right, 33 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,640 Speaker 1: just remember man, punch you all right, I'll be there, 34 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:40,960 Speaker 1: got it? All right? Cool? All right? Hello, hey hey 35 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:45,080 Speaker 1: brand yo, hey punch you again. Man, listen real quick? 36 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:47,280 Speaker 1: How much how much food and and and and and 37 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:52,840 Speaker 1: look at do you have? Uh? I think we gotta 38 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:55,120 Speaker 1: love for for something. It was Why what you got 39 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:56,800 Speaker 1: going on? What's up? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I got I 40 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:58,800 Speaker 1: got like three boys gonna ride with me. Man, I 41 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:02,160 Speaker 1: just want to make sure you gotta up over there. Okay, 42 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:04,760 Speaker 1: who is this again? This puncho? You know we talked 43 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:11,280 Speaker 1: about thirty minutes ago. This PUNCHO. A Marca's friends, right, right, okay, uh, 44 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:13,480 Speaker 1: I mean I call you about thirty minutes ago, told 45 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:15,399 Speaker 1: you Marcus told me was yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah, 46 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:18,639 Speaker 1: I'm I'm sorry for bringing back and forth. Uh yeah, well, 47 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:21,200 Speaker 1: I mean I guess it's all right. So you know, 48 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:23,120 Speaker 1: we ain't trying to overload the joint. Man. Just you know, 49 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:26,640 Speaker 1: I know Marcus and if you're a friend of his, 50 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:29,760 Speaker 1: then then that's cool. You can come through. It ain't 51 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:32,040 Speaker 1: but three guys. Man, ain't be three guys coming with me, man. 52 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:34,800 Speaker 1: They they they really cool. Man. Well we we we 53 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:36,320 Speaker 1: we we were bringing something to put on your pit 54 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:39,600 Speaker 1: or whatever. You know, it'll it'll be good. Okay, yeah 55 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:43,040 Speaker 1: that's that's cool man. But you know, yeah, yeah, come 56 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:44,600 Speaker 1: on through them man, all right, all right, right, I 57 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:46,360 Speaker 1: talked to you. I talked to you, all right, Brett 58 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:50,080 Speaker 1: is uh wait, is one of the Marcas. It is 59 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:53,160 Speaker 1: one of the guys Marcus. Yeah no, no, no, no, no no, 60 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:56,680 Speaker 1: I got it's it's three guys. Me, I'm made four 61 00:02:57,160 --> 00:03:00,200 Speaker 1: you know, three other guys. Yeah. Whatever, man, that's good. Yeah, 62 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:02,360 Speaker 1: bring him through, man, come on, It's like alright, all right, 63 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:09,639 Speaker 1: all right late hello, hey Brad Punch you again. Man, listen, Hey, 64 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:12,800 Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna bring one more Um, I'm I'm I'm 65 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:15,679 Speaker 1: gonna bring one more person with me to hold hold 66 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:20,080 Speaker 1: pumping brakes player. Wait, hold up, hold up, now, what's 67 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:23,000 Speaker 1: up you? Marcus his friend? Yeah? You you're me and 68 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:25,440 Speaker 1: I'm puncho. Yeah, okay, I know you punch the man, 69 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:28,400 Speaker 1: but you're bringing everybody, But just go Kire and Marcus 70 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:30,720 Speaker 1: is cool with me. That's my fault. We go way back. 71 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:32,840 Speaker 1: And if you cool with him too, then okay, you 72 00:03:32,919 --> 00:03:34,800 Speaker 1: can come. You know, I'm trying to have an NBA 73 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:38,080 Speaker 1: playoff game. You're bringing the whole NBA with you. Oh 74 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:42,120 Speaker 1: it ain't like that, man, man, I mean, placen't that big. 75 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:43,760 Speaker 1: You know, my wife is gonna be coming through here. 76 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:46,080 Speaker 1: And you know I got the house laid out. I 77 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:48,200 Speaker 1: told I wasn't un destory the place. I just got 78 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:50,560 Speaker 1: up the dog house like two weeks ago. I'm trying 79 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:54,560 Speaker 1: to set up. So if you're coming through, you come through, 80 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,640 Speaker 1: you know, bring one or two people with you. But 81 00:03:56,760 --> 00:04:00,240 Speaker 1: that's it. Okay, right, but listen to you with out 82 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,960 Speaker 1: decided to me, I ain't gonna bring them dude with me. 83 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:04,120 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna bring a little lady friend with me. Man, 84 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:05,760 Speaker 1: if there's that cool, I'm just gonna bring a little 85 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:08,600 Speaker 1: lady friend. No, dude, Okay, that's cool. Now you're talking, okay, 86 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:11,080 Speaker 1: because I know she ain't eat, come on through here 87 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:13,240 Speaker 1: with her and you know, be done with that's fine, 88 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:15,560 Speaker 1: right right right. I'm gonna call Simone nine, tell her 89 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:17,880 Speaker 1: and tell her that that she's coming with me. Okay, 90 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:21,480 Speaker 1: what's her name? Her name, Simone, that's what that's my 91 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:24,000 Speaker 1: wife's name. Okay, ok okay, but maybe they'll hook up 92 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:27,040 Speaker 1: while they're while we're watching the game. That'll be cool here. 93 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:31,520 Speaker 1: So I send her in her girls that the nail's done, okay, okay, 94 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:33,720 Speaker 1: So check us out, man, I'm I'm I'm gonna reach 95 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:35,440 Speaker 1: out to Simone and let her know that we're gonna 96 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:37,240 Speaker 1: we're gonna leave it and get over there like about one. 97 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:39,760 Speaker 1: And you say it's cool, right, yeah, yeah, it's cool man. 98 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:41,159 Speaker 1: That that's a whole lot of leather than being about 99 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:43,800 Speaker 1: up in there. Okay, okay, back, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, 100 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:46,280 Speaker 1: Now now I check this man, mine, Uh you know, 101 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:48,680 Speaker 1: my friend, she she she's married, you know, and and 102 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,760 Speaker 1: she wanted to get away from my husband for a minute, man, 103 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:53,360 Speaker 1: I guess they've been going through so you know, you know, 104 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:56,560 Speaker 1: just keeping the way back back up there. You're bringing 105 00:04:56,600 --> 00:05:00,160 Speaker 1: a married woman named small Well the oys of at 106 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:02,680 Speaker 1: My wife's name is Simon. Okay, well no, I mean 107 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:06,640 Speaker 1: might what was this one? Simone is the last name? 108 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:10,160 Speaker 1: Is that's my last name? Wait? Wait wait wait wait 109 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:12,240 Speaker 1: wait wait wait hold on, hold wait wait wait wait, 110 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:15,080 Speaker 1: hold hold on, hold on dog. This this okay, this 111 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:18,560 Speaker 1: this Simone is is light skinned. Yeah, you keep on 112 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:24,039 Speaker 1: describing her light skin, five short hair. That's the all. Yeah, 113 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:29,320 Speaker 1: that's that's that's that's that's. How about you know my wife? Hey, 114 00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:31,440 Speaker 1: me and Simone been friends for a minute. Man, it 115 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:33,280 Speaker 1: wasn't ntil like a couple of weeks ago. She reached 116 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:35,159 Speaker 1: out to me and saying she was she was going 117 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:38,360 Speaker 1: through some some some he reached out to you to 118 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:40,600 Speaker 1: tell you that she's going through some stuff with a dude. 119 00:05:40,839 --> 00:05:44,440 Speaker 1: Well that dude, okay, okay, I want you know my wife? 120 00:05:44,839 --> 00:05:47,200 Speaker 1: Hey man, you know about a year, but who counting? 121 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:50,160 Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying a year that's about the 122 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:52,800 Speaker 1: time we started annason issues. Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on 123 00:05:52,839 --> 00:05:54,880 Speaker 1: over this party, hey man, I'm sure we can try 124 00:05:54,920 --> 00:06:00,960 Speaker 1: to picket this kind of situation. Nice. I don't give 125 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,920 Speaker 1: about you. I don't give me about her either. You 126 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,600 Speaker 1: know you are you know? They said, you know what, 127 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:08,760 Speaker 1: I've always believed this. There are no mistakes when everything 128 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:10,720 Speaker 1: happens where it's close to me. So it's funny how 129 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:13,719 Speaker 1: you call me. Okay, okay, listen, man, listen, I can't 130 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:16,160 Speaker 1: get this number my boy. Game no, no, no, but 131 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:19,560 Speaker 1: I get it time. You probably calling direct from her. Now. 132 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:22,960 Speaker 1: My boy gave me this dog leave leave smane out 133 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,560 Speaker 1: of this. Man. You can't tell me right now. You 134 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:27,080 Speaker 1: know what I'm about, Get up this call with you 135 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:29,480 Speaker 1: right now. I'm gonna call her, not to say I 136 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:31,400 Speaker 1: ain't gonna call it at all. Don't don't tell her 137 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:35,000 Speaker 1: my wife. Just bring her to the party. I got 138 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:37,000 Speaker 1: a guest this for you. I got a three eight, 139 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:39,360 Speaker 1: I gotta smith, I got a queston. I got a 140 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:41,800 Speaker 1: size fourteen tiller and go right up your So you 141 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:46,000 Speaker 1: just come on over this part, okay, hey man, hey man, listen, listen, 142 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:49,440 Speaker 1: my boy, my boy gave me your number. Man, So 143 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:51,440 Speaker 1: I don't know who my boy is. Mark, I said, 144 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:53,880 Speaker 1: he don't know you. Marcas, don't know me, but guess 145 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:56,279 Speaker 1: who else knows me? Though that you don't know. We'll 146 00:06:56,279 --> 00:07:01,720 Speaker 1: say stuff. Hey, Brad, this isn't a few timing man 147 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:05,320 Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your boy Marcus got 148 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:20,160 Speaker 1: me the prank phone? Call you? What is this I'm 149 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:24,520 Speaker 1: gonna get up? Yeah, Hey Brad, what was you gonna 150 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:32,840 Speaker 1: do with the party? Man? Damn man? Uh, it's about Hey, 151 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:35,440 Speaker 1: let me ask you something. What's the baddest radio show 152 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:39,760 Speaker 1: in the land. It's the Steve Harvey Morning Show. That's 153 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:41,800 Speaker 1: how you do it. Right there, That's how you push 154 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:43,480 Speaker 1: it all the way to the lane and go over 155 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:46,080 Speaker 1: the land right there. That was too fast? That, Yeah, 156 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:50,160 Speaker 1: it really was. Yeah, but don't feel good. You go 157 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:53,000 Speaker 1: too far, simone. Now what the odds of that? Yeah? 158 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:57,560 Speaker 1: Five foot? What you called me back? Three times? That's 159 00:07:57,600 --> 00:08:07,160 Speaker 1: the part I'm really act. Hey punch he could call Marcus. Hey, hey, 160 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:11,160 Speaker 1: brand is punch you again? Over here? Hey, man, man, 161 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:14,680 Speaker 1: I don't bring people. Man, Hey, dogs' really trying to 162 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:16,560 Speaker 1: do all that. I just got a dog house with 163 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:18,960 Speaker 1: my wife. I ain't trying to mess it over. I'll 164 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:23,200 Speaker 1: tell you what, man, Hey, Brad, punch you again. I 165 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:25,320 Speaker 1: would just bring a little lady on through. Oh that's 166 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:28,200 Speaker 1: much better, man. What's gonna do? Yeah? So I'm gonna 167 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:34,319 Speaker 1: just call Simon Simon? What are the odds that my 168 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:40,000 Speaker 1: wife name Simon? I? Man, I don't worry about that, amen. 169 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:42,480 Speaker 1: What they got to do with it? Man? Know how 170 00:08:42,559 --> 00:08:45,360 Speaker 1: long you've been my wife? Man? Body? Yea, but what 171 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:51,040 Speaker 1: what's that matter? Man? I'm just trying yeah right, oh man, 172 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:52,800 Speaker 1: that's when we first started there. I'm trying to say, 173 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:57,599 Speaker 1: how this dude right now? And then you have it 174 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:01,640 Speaker 1: a little bit of flexive on it. What hey, tonight, 175 00:09:01,679 --> 00:09:03,880 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be sexy. Check me out. I'm ready to love. 176 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:07,480 Speaker 1: I'm sexy tonight, y'all? Alright, check me forward on the 177 00:09:07,559 --> 00:09:13,000 Speaker 1: own network. Okay, check me out, all right? Showing up 178 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:16,200 Speaker 1: next to the strawberry letter, the subject is right under 179 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:18,760 Speaker 1: my nose, and I'll tell you about the launch party 180 00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:21,800 Speaker 1: for my new candle collection coming up. Right after this. 181 00:09:22,679 --> 00:09:25,320 Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.