WEBVTT - Good Belly! 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:02.120 Now you're on your phone millennial. 0:00:02.720 --> 0:00:03.760 No, I had a look up. 0:00:03.760 --> 0:00:07.320 I had to look up hit hit it loop two phone. 0:00:10.800 --> 0:00:13.399 I guess tim, what's gonna be? 0:00:13.440 --> 0:00:14.960 Well, tell you what's hair? Ray? 0:00:15.040 --> 0:00:17.479 Jel Than like, yes we will and ones we don't like. 0:00:18.000 --> 0:00:20.880 Welcome to Serial Killers. This is episode forty seven. Cool, 0:00:21.040 --> 0:00:21.680 we're getting there. 0:00:21.760 --> 0:00:23.680 We're getting there. Get ready episode fifty. 0:00:23.720 --> 0:00:25.600 You should cut your afro so you don't get confetti 0:00:25.600 --> 0:00:26.080 stuck in it? 0:00:26.560 --> 0:00:29.080 What I have? What? 0:00:30.120 --> 0:00:32.000 Your hair is curly and it's really big right now 0:00:32.320 --> 0:00:34.200 and if I shot confetti into it would get stuck 0:00:34.200 --> 0:00:34.479 in there. 0:00:34.560 --> 0:00:36.159 Do you know when I was a kid, I used 0:00:36.200 --> 0:00:38.479 to grow my hair out really really long, and it 0:00:38.520 --> 0:00:40.320 was always fun to pick it. Can we please post 0:00:40.320 --> 0:00:43.080 a picture of me as a child with my Oh, yeah, 0:00:43.080 --> 0:00:44.159 I'll do that. 0:00:44.280 --> 0:00:45.880 Did you go to school with a pick in your hair? 0:00:46.200 --> 0:00:49.920 No? Oh, it's actually really funny. Freshman year of high school, 0:00:50.440 --> 0:00:53.080 the first day of school was picture day. Yeah, you 0:00:53.080 --> 0:00:55.040 were supposed to have your hair cut above the collar. 0:00:55.240 --> 0:00:56.880 And I was like, no, I'm going to be a rebel. 0:00:57.320 --> 0:00:59.360 And they sent me home. 0:01:00.080 --> 0:01:02.040 And you had a bowl of cereal and it was 0:01:02.040 --> 0:01:04.319 really cool. What cereal was it? 0:01:04.319 --> 0:01:05.759 It? Was frosted flakes. 0:01:05.880 --> 0:01:06.640 Oh, very good. 0:01:06.760 --> 0:01:07.040 JK. 0:01:07.319 --> 0:01:09.880 You know, when I had my picture taken, I was 0:01:09.920 --> 0:01:12.600 always very envious of the kids that could afford package D. 0:01:13.160 --> 0:01:14.800 You know when you looked in the mirror, there was 0:01:14.800 --> 0:01:18.679 that shot of the looking at themselves in the mirror. Yeah. 0:01:18.800 --> 0:01:20.280 I never was able to get packaged D. 0:01:20.560 --> 0:01:24.360 That's funny. We didn't even have that as an option. Yeah, no, 0:01:24.840 --> 0:01:26.720 there was no c You just got your picture. 0:01:26.959 --> 0:01:29.720 Hey, welcome to Serial Killers. We talk about cereal here, 0:01:29.880 --> 0:01:33.839 and we think inside the box on this particular podcast, trademark. 0:01:33.880 --> 0:01:36.280 Perhaps other podcasts think outside the box, but we do 0:01:36.400 --> 0:01:39.320 not trademark. Yeah, so we're gonna do you know, let's 0:01:39.360 --> 0:01:41.080 explain it. It's you know, some people could be new 0:01:41.120 --> 0:01:41.360 to this. 0:01:41.440 --> 0:01:43.760 Yeah, very sure. We get a bunch of new listeners. Yeah. 0:01:43.800 --> 0:01:46.320 We do two episodes a week, one Monday, one Friday, 0:01:46.520 --> 0:01:50.480 and Today's hold on Today's Friday. 0:01:50.800 --> 0:01:53.360 Yeah, ooh god, this was a hard work week. 0:01:53.520 --> 0:01:57.800 Yeah, it sure was. And we do one new cereal, 0:01:57.840 --> 0:02:00.640 one classic cereal, and usually a bonus box because Andrew's 0:02:00.680 --> 0:02:02.320 always so hungry for more cereal. 0:02:02.480 --> 0:02:04.840 Never it's always Scott just being like I need to 0:02:05.120 --> 0:02:08.320 literally just release all the cereals I have at one time. 0:02:08.360 --> 0:02:10.120 And this is about the time where I ask Andrew 0:02:10.160 --> 0:02:11.960 if you'd like a new cereal or a classic cereal 0:02:12.000 --> 0:02:14.200 to start. I would like to start with a new cereal, 0:02:14.240 --> 0:02:16.760 a new cereal. Okay, Oh, before we do that, I've 0:02:16.760 --> 0:02:18.640 been getting a lot of requests since it's still not 0:02:18.720 --> 0:02:22.560 Halloween yet. Yeah, to try the Reese's Puffs bats, Oh 0:02:22.639 --> 0:02:24.480 my god, I would love that. No, I'm not going 0:02:24.560 --> 0:02:26.440 to do it because all it is is Reese's Puffs 0:02:26.639 --> 0:02:29.640 shaped like bats, so it's exactly the same cereal. So 0:02:29.680 --> 0:02:31.320 I don't feel that there's a need to do it. 0:02:31.639 --> 0:02:34.320 Okay, fine, Really, I'm the part of the podcast too 0:02:34.400 --> 0:02:36.800 where Scott says something that sounds appealing to me and 0:02:36.800 --> 0:02:40.160 he goes, no, never, but you hate that. I hate that, 0:02:40.240 --> 0:02:41.160 so we're not doing it. 0:02:41.160 --> 0:02:43.120 It's the same reason why we didn't do spooky frosted 0:02:43.120 --> 0:02:44.280 flakes or spooky fruit loops. 0:02:44.320 --> 0:02:46.080 Oh what the hell, man, you didn't tell me about 0:02:46.080 --> 0:02:46.920 any of these. 0:02:46.760 --> 0:02:49.080 I did, you don't listen to this thing? No, because 0:02:49.080 --> 0:02:51.560 they're exactly the same as fruit loops and frosted flakes 0:02:51.560 --> 0:02:53.560 with marshmallow. So that's why we're not going to do them, 0:02:53.600 --> 0:02:56.280 but they're spooky. You're spooky, all right. Going down to 0:02:56.280 --> 0:02:59.080 the cereal sack. We're a brand new cereal. 0:02:59.320 --> 0:02:59.760 Okay. 0:03:00.120 --> 0:03:04.320 You may have seen this brand on yogurts and some 0:03:04.520 --> 0:03:08.320 drinks they have also, you know, and it's good for 0:03:08.440 --> 0:03:13.400 your belly and it's called good Belly. Oh god, probiotics cereal. 0:03:13.800 --> 0:03:15.480 I hate hate the box. 0:03:15.760 --> 0:03:17.120 It's very like authoritative. 0:03:17.280 --> 0:03:18.119 I don't like it. 0:03:18.200 --> 0:03:20.640 And there are one billion probiotics in this box. 0:03:20.720 --> 0:03:21.880 It just looks like a diet. 0:03:22.200 --> 0:03:25.920 It's good Belly probiotic cereal, peanut butter crunch, peanut butter covered, 0:03:25.960 --> 0:03:30.120 multi grain o's cereal with probiotics. And it's actually see 0:03:30.160 --> 0:03:32.160 I can tell from the top here. You can't because 0:03:32.160 --> 0:03:34.840 you have no clue about anything related to cereal. But 0:03:34.920 --> 0:03:38.520 this is a General Mills product. So there's no box 0:03:38.560 --> 0:03:41.000 top on it because they're trying to be cool, but 0:03:41.280 --> 0:03:43.520 you could tell from this little blue thing here and 0:03:43.560 --> 0:03:46.960 best effused by this is a General Mills product. Okay, yeah, 0:03:47.280 --> 0:03:49.560 you don't really care about that. So oh there it is. 0:03:49.560 --> 0:03:53.920 Look that they have smoothies, yogurt, granola bars and more 0:03:54.200 --> 0:03:56.520 straight shot. What's that? I don't know, whatever it is 0:03:56.560 --> 0:03:58.240 it's a probiotic cereal. It's supposed to be good for 0:03:58.280 --> 0:03:58.720 your tummy. 0:03:58.920 --> 0:04:01.000 I don't like it. Oh the box. 0:04:01.640 --> 0:04:06.119 Look at this bag, the nice bag. What's look at that? 0:04:06.360 --> 0:04:08.280 Oh that's legit. That's pretty cool. 0:04:09.440 --> 0:04:11.000 I mean it's an all white bag. 0:04:12.160 --> 0:04:13.480 What's in it? You can't see what's in it. But 0:04:13.480 --> 0:04:14.680 so I'm gonna scotti shake it. 0:04:14.920 --> 0:04:16.080 I'm a little worried about that. 0:04:16.240 --> 0:04:21.280 Here is shake it up, now throw it back all right? Cool? 0:04:21.800 --> 0:04:23.200 I can't get it back in the box. Now, you 0:04:23.240 --> 0:04:26.120 know how much I hate that. I also don't know 0:04:26.120 --> 0:04:27.200 which is the top or the bottom. 0:04:27.279 --> 0:04:29.400 Well, it doesn't matter, it does. Yeah, because we're gonna 0:04:29.400 --> 0:04:30.360 get all the cereal flakes. 0:04:30.600 --> 0:04:36.520 Okay, I yeah, you're always you go into new things. 0:04:36.240 --> 0:04:40.160 Like I'm a creature gonna like it? Oh? Is that 0:04:40.200 --> 0:04:41.000 what I sound like to you? 0:04:41.160 --> 0:04:41.360 Yes? 0:04:41.960 --> 0:04:44.680 Meanwhile, you're like, I want all the cereal? No, no, noam? 0:04:45.720 --> 0:04:46.920 Is that what I sound like? Andy? 0:04:47.000 --> 0:04:49.800 Actually? Yes, I just haven't. No one's none of your 0:04:49.800 --> 0:04:50.600 friends have told you yet. 0:04:50.640 --> 0:04:51.679 But ic peanut butter smell. 0:04:52.400 --> 0:04:56.480 They can't actually case, this is gonna be dietetic peanut butter. 0:04:56.800 --> 0:05:00.760 What isn't? Yeah, it is dietetic My mom always used 0:05:00.760 --> 0:05:01.960 to say that when I was little. Now we get 0:05:02.000 --> 0:05:04.840 so angry. I'm like, that's such an awful word. Dietetic. 0:05:05.240 --> 0:05:07.520 No, no, it's a word. 0:05:07.839 --> 0:05:08.480 I don't like it. 0:05:08.520 --> 0:05:10.600 Okay, just because you don't like something. See, how can 0:05:10.640 --> 0:05:13.080 you criticize me? Be like you go into new cereals 0:05:13.160 --> 0:05:15.560 like me, but yet at the same time, be like, 0:05:15.600 --> 0:05:19.320 I don't like words. The words are bad. Dietetic isn't 0:05:19.320 --> 0:05:19.920 a nice word. 0:05:20.000 --> 0:05:21.360 There are some words that bothered me. I don't like 0:05:21.400 --> 0:05:24.159 the word tasty. That always bothered me. I don't know why. 0:05:24.760 --> 0:05:26.440 Guess what if I like the cereal, you know what 0:05:26.440 --> 0:05:29.719 I'm gonna say, the cereal's quite tasty. I love pissing 0:05:29.760 --> 0:05:30.279 you off. 0:05:30.120 --> 0:05:32.359 One percent milk from Shopwright because we still don't have 0:05:32.400 --> 0:05:36.279 that milk sponsor, although one of our buddies on Twitter 0:05:36.320 --> 0:05:39.200 reached out to Shopwright for us, so maybe they'll start 0:05:39.240 --> 0:05:39.719 giving us my. 0:05:39.839 --> 0:05:41.120 Seriously, I don't know. 0:05:41.120 --> 0:05:42.080 All right, here's your spoon. 0:05:42.560 --> 0:05:47.159 Oh I thank you, Scott Good Belly probiotics pass over 0:05:47.400 --> 0:05:49.719 Elvis Durant's new book, Where Do I Begin? In stores? Now? 0:05:50.880 --> 0:05:54.560 It's almost like you're making a cut. Here we go. Okay, 0:05:55.360 --> 0:05:58.080 there's got some good peanut butter flavor. There's no doubt 0:05:58.080 --> 0:05:59.080 about it. 0:05:59.080 --> 0:05:59.840 It tastes like. 0:06:00.279 --> 0:06:02.520 Don't say it tastes like peanut butter cheerios because it doesn't. 0:06:02.560 --> 0:06:04.479 No, Okay, it tastes like creamy peanut butter. 0:06:04.680 --> 0:06:07.599 It does just like on the checks see General Mills. 0:06:07.600 --> 0:06:10.280 General Mills say peanut butter cool. They almost looked like 0:06:10.320 --> 0:06:13.240 multi grain cheerios. Yeah, with a quoting of peanut butter. Yeah, 0:06:13.360 --> 0:06:15.080 I would agree to that. I give this three bowls. Oh, 0:06:15.080 --> 0:06:18.720 I think they're really good. Spoonpoon, whole grain notes, whole 0:06:18.720 --> 0:06:21.599 grain corn, sugar, and peanut butter. Four bowls for me. 0:06:21.720 --> 0:06:23.119 I like these because they're pretty teeny. 0:06:23.240 --> 0:06:24.159 Yeah, four bowls. 0:06:24.320 --> 0:06:25.279 Yeah, they're pretty tay. 0:06:25.800 --> 0:06:27.560 Just so you know, I beeped it out when I 0:06:27.600 --> 0:06:29.200 went back to editors, I beeped out. 0:06:29.160 --> 0:06:30.000 We'll beep this out. 0:06:30.320 --> 0:06:36.919 Taste stea, this is really good. It'd be good if 0:06:36.960 --> 0:06:39.560 there was a little bit of chocolate in it. No marshmallows. Now, 0:06:41.000 --> 0:06:43.280 I just how about a fluffer Nutter Cereal? 0:06:43.440 --> 0:06:44.200 Okay, I'm in. 0:06:44.200 --> 0:06:48.760 If Nutter Butter Cereal had marshmallows in it. Hello, post 0:06:49.200 --> 0:06:50.800 just created you a million dollar. 0:06:50.640 --> 0:06:53.680 Idea fluffer Nutter Cereal. But for Nutter Cereal, didn't you 0:06:53.720 --> 0:06:56.159 say there's peanut butter and jelly Cereal? I would like that. 0:06:56.320 --> 0:06:58.880 I started that online. It's made by a company called Millville. 0:06:59.320 --> 0:07:03.120 They're also an offshoot of an offshoot of Posts. Oh wow, 0:07:03.360 --> 0:07:04.520 So I don't know. 0:07:04.440 --> 0:07:07.560 What cereal companies have gone the way of the record label. Absolutely, 0:07:07.560 --> 0:07:09.800 it's an offshoot of that's exactly. 0:07:09.920 --> 0:07:13.320 That's exactly what it is, because like the Mothership and 0:07:13.360 --> 0:07:16.760 then Family Tree. Yeah, exactly. So one of these days 0:07:16.760 --> 0:07:18.200 when I can find them. I've seen them online. I 0:07:18.240 --> 0:07:19.480 just don't know what story you can get them in, 0:07:19.520 --> 0:07:21.320 and I don't feel like spending eight dollars on Amazon 0:07:21.360 --> 0:07:23.480 for it. But it's one of those off brands that 0:07:23.480 --> 0:07:26.240 you could probably find in some local supermarket chain. If 0:07:26.280 --> 0:07:27.400 you see it, let us know you. 0:07:27.400 --> 0:07:29.880 Gave a perfect amountain It wasn't too much. All right. 0:07:30.000 --> 0:07:30.680 Let's try the milk. 0:07:30.760 --> 0:07:32.160 Yeah, I mean the milk is decent. 0:07:32.560 --> 0:07:33.160 That's pretty good. 0:07:33.240 --> 0:07:34.360 I give it three bowls in a spoon. 0:07:34.440 --> 0:07:36.440 Yeah, four bolts from me, all right, going down to 0:07:36.480 --> 0:07:39.840 the cereal sack for the classic. This is a post classic. 0:07:40.040 --> 0:07:40.720 I know what it is. 0:07:40.920 --> 0:07:43.880 What is it? Go ahead, Andrew, what is it, Coops? 0:07:44.080 --> 0:07:47.400 You know that Post doesn't make corn pops Andrew any other. 0:07:47.360 --> 0:07:49.360 Guesses Crispy Tan cereal? 0:07:50.040 --> 0:07:52.600 No, listen, if you're going to guess dumb serious, at 0:07:52.640 --> 0:07:54.280 least guess the ones you always guess. 0:07:55.600 --> 0:07:56.080 Cinnabon. 0:07:56.480 --> 0:08:00.120 No, all right, So this cereal came out in h 0:08:00.520 --> 0:08:03.320 around nineteen ninety four. I remember eating it as a kid. 0:08:03.320 --> 0:08:04.679 We used to have it in my house a lot. 0:08:04.840 --> 0:08:07.720 But back then it was called Blueberry Morning. It's gone 0:08:07.720 --> 0:08:09.400 through a few changes and the box is different, and 0:08:09.440 --> 0:08:13.680 now it's a part of the Great Grains family from Post. 0:08:14.200 --> 0:08:17.040 So it's Great Grains Blueberry Morning Cereal. 0:08:16.800 --> 0:08:19.360 From now on. I want to say Great Grains like 0:08:19.400 --> 0:08:22.080 somebody in like the fifties in a movie what Great Grains. 0:08:22.640 --> 0:08:25.400 It reminds me of Great Ape, Great Pape, Gray Ape. 0:08:25.560 --> 0:08:27.880 That was a cartoon in the seventies and eighties. Okay, 0:08:27.960 --> 0:08:30.920 you know who Great Pape is, No, mister Peebles, who 0:08:31.280 --> 0:08:32.480 oh No? That was mcguilla gorilla. 0:08:32.640 --> 0:08:36.120 What wait, I do know mcgilla Gorilla. Yeah, because Cartoon 0:08:36.120 --> 0:08:37.200 Network used to play. 0:08:37.000 --> 0:08:40.679 There was Hannah Babarral cartoons from when I was a child, 0:08:40.760 --> 0:08:44.440 which was so long ago. Because I'm so old. The 0:08:44.480 --> 0:08:46.560 only thing you know is rug Rats because you're such 0:08:46.559 --> 0:08:47.280 a millennial. 0:08:47.640 --> 0:08:48.880 Your words, not mine. 0:08:49.240 --> 0:08:50.480 Hey, Scott, did you know that the coming out with 0:08:50.480 --> 0:08:52.760 the Rugrats movie? Yes, Andrew, you told me in every episode, 0:08:52.760 --> 0:08:54.560 and I've never seen it or heard anything about it 0:08:54.600 --> 0:08:56.040 except from you. All right, let me. 0:08:56.000 --> 0:09:00.240 Open this bag from this is Cereal Karma. I hope 0:09:00.240 --> 0:09:02.800 you can't open the back. The bag explos in your face. 0:09:02.559 --> 0:09:06.480 Big flakes. I don't see any blueberries, did I, Scottie? 0:09:06.480 --> 0:09:06.800 Shake it? 0:09:07.240 --> 0:09:07.760 Yeah? 0:09:07.840 --> 0:09:08.200 I did? 0:09:08.440 --> 0:09:09.120 No, Yeah, I did. 0:09:09.120 --> 0:09:12.640 Actually, oh, there's some. Okay, here we go, Great Grains 0:09:12.679 --> 0:09:15.160 post Blueberry Morning Cereal. I need to make sure you 0:09:15.160 --> 0:09:18.320 get some dehydrated blueberries. It's a good thing. Greg T's 0:09:18.360 --> 0:09:19.640 not in here. He would flip his wig. 0:09:19.840 --> 0:09:23.720 You know, you know how much I hate dehydrated things. 0:09:24.080 --> 0:09:26.000 I said, do you want the cup that only has one? Yeah? 0:09:26.480 --> 0:09:28.200 Okay, well guess what I'm gonna give you the one 0:09:28.200 --> 0:09:28.679 with all of them. 0:09:28.720 --> 0:09:31.280 No, No, it's fine, I understand passing it over Elvis 0:09:31.320 --> 0:09:32.000 Durand's new book. 0:09:32.000 --> 0:09:34.960 Where do I begin again? Great Grains? 0:09:35.840 --> 0:09:37.839 I'm leaving Blueberry Morning, Okay. 0:09:37.880 --> 0:09:38.160 Bye. 0:09:40.120 --> 0:09:42.000 We'll let you know when there's something chocolate. Thank you. 0:09:42.120 --> 0:09:43.960 Okay, ready, where's the blueberry? 0:09:43.960 --> 0:09:45.439 I don't think yours has one? Hold on here? 0:09:45.679 --> 0:09:48.680 Okay, you're pouring half. Oh god, they look like little 0:09:48.760 --> 0:09:52.600 chocolate turds. Well I guess a turd. Oh I lost it? 0:09:52.800 --> 0:09:53.480 All right, here we go. 0:09:53.760 --> 0:09:55.959 I'm just gonna eat it even without Okay. 0:09:56.080 --> 0:09:59.480 Oh no, you have to eat the blueberry. Find it, 0:09:59.720 --> 0:10:00.240 you'll see. 0:10:00.240 --> 0:10:02.360 Why can you just hand me one? 0:10:02.400 --> 0:10:02.559 Then? 0:10:03.120 --> 0:10:05.840 I just saw it. Oh my god, you have to 0:10:05.880 --> 0:10:08.079 like dig into your palm eat it. 0:10:08.080 --> 0:10:13.240 It's chewy, right, it's not dehydrated. They're chewy. They're delicious 0:10:13.559 --> 0:10:16.880 to who me? Blueberry Morning has been around almost as 0:10:16.880 --> 0:10:17.679 long as you've been alive. 0:10:17.880 --> 0:10:20.000 Yeah, that's true. And guess what it hasn't aged? 0:10:20.000 --> 0:10:22.480 Well, I'm into it. 0:10:22.720 --> 0:10:24.360 Can you make a clown noise? If I have a 0:10:24.360 --> 0:10:26.440 one liner? What like a clown like? 0:10:27.840 --> 0:10:28.920 I have to find that sound? 0:10:29.000 --> 0:10:29.520 Oh man? 0:10:29.720 --> 0:10:32.120 Three bowls in a spoon. I like it. I'll continue 0:10:32.120 --> 0:10:35.000 to eat it. Three bowls. Okay, not terrible. You didn't 0:10:35.040 --> 0:10:35.280 hate it? 0:10:35.320 --> 0:10:35.480 Then? 0:10:35.760 --> 0:10:37.120 No, guess what I have for you? 0:10:37.160 --> 0:10:38.720 What? Serial killers? 0:10:44.559 --> 0:10:46.079 It's kind of like a given at this point, isn't it. 0:10:46.120 --> 0:10:47.400 I don't even know why I ever play it because 0:10:47.400 --> 0:10:49.319 it's always a bonus box. Yeah, next week quitting to 0:10:49.360 --> 0:10:50.880 throw people for a loop and just do two boxes 0:10:50.880 --> 0:10:51.520 and call it a day. 0:10:51.720 --> 0:10:53.319 Yeah, I say, go for it, all right. 0:10:53.400 --> 0:10:55.160 So I don't even know if I can get I 0:10:55.160 --> 0:10:56.360 can you know what? I can give you a clue 0:10:56.440 --> 0:11:00.600 or two. Yeah, you've definitely heard about this cereal. Okay, 0:11:00.920 --> 0:11:02.640 you've heard it. And when I play this next thing 0:11:02.679 --> 0:11:06.080 for you, you're gonna be like, oh, okay, that's exactly 0:11:06.120 --> 0:11:08.920 what you can say. You're ready because this bonus box 0:11:09.040 --> 0:11:15.960 is greenberry grainberry, healthy cereal for your family. Oh okay, 0:11:16.080 --> 0:11:19.560 you've heard that jingle before. It's grainberry cereal. I've tried 0:11:19.600 --> 0:11:21.520 one or two before in the past on my own, 0:11:21.679 --> 0:11:22.199 not for you. 0:11:22.640 --> 0:11:24.080 And wait, what is the cereal call? 0:11:24.679 --> 0:11:25.000 Really? 0:11:25.320 --> 0:11:28.840 Yeah? No, no, no, no, no, it's just what I thought 0:11:28.840 --> 0:11:31.080 it was named. Is different than what you just said. 0:11:31.120 --> 0:11:35.040 It was greenberry, grainberry. I've been saying, great berry. 0:11:35.120 --> 0:11:38.439 Are you kidding me? It's grainberry with onyx sorghum. 0:11:38.280 --> 0:11:42.280 Grape berry, great berry. I guess the cereal for your family. 0:11:42.320 --> 0:11:44.840 I guess that jingle was really successful. All right, Here 0:11:44.880 --> 0:11:47.960 we go down of the cereal sack and this particular 0:11:48.000 --> 0:11:52.240 box is honey nut grainberry with Onyx sorgum. That's a 0:11:52.240 --> 0:11:54.960 special it's an oat or a wheat. It's a grain, 0:11:55.080 --> 0:11:55.680 healthy grain. 0:11:55.960 --> 0:11:59.040 This cereal looks like it's straight out of the like 0:11:59.400 --> 0:12:01.040 late eighty's, early nineties. 0:12:01.120 --> 0:12:03.600 It's the un to activated so old. Yeah, their sun 0:12:03.640 --> 0:12:05.040 activated antioxidants. 0:12:05.200 --> 0:12:07.920 Can I just say the sun is not activating any oxidants? 0:12:08.040 --> 0:12:09.720 Because what they're doing is what do they put the 0:12:09.760 --> 0:12:11.560 grains out in the sun and then when it's time 0:12:11.559 --> 0:12:12.840 for them to bring them in, they just throw them 0:12:12.840 --> 0:12:14.360 in a bag? What did the sun do? 0:12:15.760 --> 0:12:19.080 Well? Bob Harris, he's the president and he's on the 0:12:19.080 --> 0:12:20.040 back of the box here. 0:12:20.000 --> 0:12:25.400 Cool sa hey im, Bob Harris, I put my grains 0:12:25.440 --> 0:12:25.880 in the sun. 0:12:26.320 --> 0:12:27.959 He almost sounds like beat it. 0:12:28.080 --> 0:12:29.640 Who celebrated his birthday recently? 0:12:29.840 --> 0:12:33.079 He sure did. He's eighty. Wilford Brimley is eighty five. 0:12:33.280 --> 0:12:35.599 Had diabetes and he had grainberry. 0:12:35.640 --> 0:12:37.720 See that just shows that you can live with diabetes. 0:12:37.800 --> 0:12:43.560 So true. Okay, such a great man. Okay. Can I 0:12:43.559 --> 0:12:45.800 ask a question? There's no actual cereal in this? 0:12:45.800 --> 0:12:47.360 This looks like some sort of animal feed. 0:12:47.600 --> 0:12:50.040 Is there any actual like fruit in the cereal? 0:12:50.760 --> 0:12:50.960 No? 0:12:51.840 --> 0:12:53.559 So they just put cereal on the box. 0:12:53.720 --> 0:12:56.600 Garage just gave me the dirtiest look. The garage just 0:12:56.640 --> 0:12:58.679 walked through and gave me the dirtiest. 0:12:58.480 --> 0:13:01.880 You've had the cereal. Probably not the unexorbum would have affected. 0:13:02.160 --> 0:13:03.880 Yeah, this is not gluten free. 0:13:03.960 --> 0:13:07.120 Yeah sorry, that's what you get when you son activate 0:13:07.160 --> 0:13:07.720 your greens. 0:13:07.960 --> 0:13:09.880 So sorry, Garrett, you can't have it because you have 0:13:10.240 --> 0:13:11.640 beat it. Yeah. 0:13:11.800 --> 0:13:13.480 I can't wait till Andrew gets his own show and 0:13:13.559 --> 0:13:15.520 is more successful than you. 0:13:16.120 --> 0:13:18.640 Sadly that could never happen. All right, Andrew, here's your 0:13:18.720 --> 0:13:21.679 cup of so bitter greenberry, have some sour milk. 0:13:23.600 --> 0:13:26.440 Taking the greenberry over. Elvis Durant's new book, Where Do 0:13:26.520 --> 0:13:27.520 I Begin? In Stores? 0:13:27.520 --> 0:13:30.920 Now Here we go? You know what, we should not 0:13:30.960 --> 0:13:33.280 have done this last, because we're gonna want something sweet after. 0:13:33.360 --> 0:13:36.960 Here we go. Okay, it's actually not that bad. 0:13:37.040 --> 0:13:38.480 I like it. Four bolts in a spoon. 0:13:39.400 --> 0:13:41.440 No, come on, dude, four bols. I don't love the 0:13:41.440 --> 0:13:44.640 textra It tastes like a slightly sweet packing peanut. 0:13:45.480 --> 0:13:48.240 Right, Okay, So like whenever I say something like, Harry, 0:13:48.280 --> 0:13:51.480 you so specific, you totally have eaten a plastic peanut, 0:13:51.520 --> 0:13:53.640 like I believe it one hundred percent their syrofoam. 0:13:53.679 --> 0:13:54.840 Yeah. I've had one in my mouth before. 0:13:54.960 --> 0:13:57.840 Yeah, okay, just just wanted to confirm that to our listeners. Yeah, 0:13:58.000 --> 0:14:01.120 oh it's dimond. Can diamond have this diamond? Can totally 0:14:01.120 --> 0:14:02.040 have this diamond? 0:14:02.160 --> 0:14:05.720 You can have it. It has Onyx sorghum. The executive 0:14:05.720 --> 0:14:10.480 producer Whole Grain Oats brown Sugar Wheat Starch Sorghum blend, 0:14:10.520 --> 0:14:14.840 which contains brand Whole Grain Onyx modified corn starch. Can't 0:14:14.880 --> 0:14:19.000 have it honey corn. See oh r in guy, But 0:14:19.040 --> 0:14:20.720 it's just the starch from the corn. 0:14:21.280 --> 0:14:25.560 Could you try great green? No, No, you're ready try 0:14:25.560 --> 0:14:27.480 to kill one person. I got it. 0:14:27.560 --> 0:14:30.920 Open the mouth open. You're gonna have it because I. 0:14:30.880 --> 0:14:36.240 Know you can't. That was a little terrifying. 0:14:36.400 --> 0:14:38.800 Here you go, dear, thank you. Three balls from me. 0:14:38.880 --> 0:14:40.400 Don't love it, but it's all right. I thought it 0:14:40.440 --> 0:14:42.440 was good. I gave it four bowls. You know, no, 0:14:42.520 --> 0:14:43.280 you backed it down. 0:14:43.400 --> 0:14:45.640 Uh uh. I got four bolts and spoon and I 0:14:45.680 --> 0:14:47.040 brought it. I wrote it down. 0:14:47.080 --> 0:14:49.320 Do you have a bloody nose? Oh? You just put 0:14:49.320 --> 0:14:51.160 your phone down On Elvis's new book, Where do I 0:14:51.200 --> 0:14:52.320 Begin in stores? Now? 0:14:53.160 --> 0:14:59.640 Page yes, Page one page one, on one forty seven, 0:15:00.120 --> 0:15:01.200 on page one forty nine. 0:15:01.680 --> 0:15:05.520 And maybe like two yeah, the last the acknowledgments Pageyeah, 0:15:05.520 --> 0:15:06.920 you and I are on it. And Andrew's not all 0:15:07.000 --> 0:15:10.400 right anyway. So thanks for checking out serial Killers. It's 0:15:10.440 --> 0:15:13.080 episode forty seven. We're just three away from me throwing 0:15:13.080 --> 0:15:16.240 stuff at Andrew. And if I throw things at you first, 0:15:16.400 --> 0:15:20.840 please follow us on Instagram and Twitter at serial Killers PC. 0:15:21.160 --> 0:15:23.560 I feel like we need to start playing games, like 0:15:23.920 --> 0:15:24.240 you know what. 0:15:24.320 --> 0:15:25.840 Here's what I want to do. Yeah, thank you for 0:15:25.880 --> 0:15:28.200 reminding me. Okay, people are yelling at us. They want 0:15:28.240 --> 0:15:29.320 these ugly shirts. 0:15:29.560 --> 0:15:32.000 So my dad wants one, he does, Yeah, can you 0:15:32.040 --> 0:15:32.800 put one to the side. 0:15:32.880 --> 0:15:34.920 Sure, here's how I want to do it. What you 0:15:34.960 --> 0:15:37.520 should do is take a picture of yourself, yeah, with 0:15:37.600 --> 0:15:40.320 a cereal that you want us to review. That we 0:15:40.360 --> 0:15:40.920 haven't done. 0:15:40.840 --> 0:15:42.920 Yet, okay, and if we review that. 0:15:43.040 --> 0:15:45.840 Cereal, we'll send you a shirt. Oh I love that. 0:15:45.640 --> 0:15:48.440 That's a good Okay, So tweet us or. 0:15:48.880 --> 0:15:50.440 Tweet us at serial Killers PC. 0:15:51.000 --> 0:15:52.840 Just tweet us, because you know what, Andrew is so 0:15:53.400 --> 0:15:57.440 not on the Facebook. My god, yes we are on Facebook, 0:15:57.480 --> 0:15:59.200 but Andrew just is He's I don't know, I don't 0:15:59.240 --> 0:16:01.880 know what his problem. He's so busy, these millennials, they're 0:16:01.920 --> 0:16:02.440 so busy. 0:16:03.360 --> 0:16:05.720 Next time you plan a national book tour, let's talk. 0:16:05.840 --> 0:16:06.480 Have a good day. 0:16:06.560 --> 0:16:11.600 Okay, you're getting paid for that also, so just do that. Yeah, 0:16:11.600 --> 0:16:12.920 I want to give away a couple of shirts. You know, 0:16:12.960 --> 0:16:14.600 we'll review one or two of the series and we'll 0:16:14.600 --> 0:16:16.320 send your shirt. We only have larger extra large, so 0:16:16.360 --> 0:16:18.080