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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. This Cole Stratton

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Speaker 1: here filling in once again for Kevin Pollock, who was

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Speaker 1: off shooting three thousand miles to Graceland to Elvis has

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Speaker 1: left the building smut Alchemists for today. She knows exactly

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Speaker 1: where Carmen san Diego is. Vanessa Ragland the what makes

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Speaker 1: you such a good gum shoot? I guess there's my

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Speaker 1: innate curiosity, Thank you. Next, he owns fifty one percent

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Speaker 1: of Candy Land. Joey Greer, Oh my god, Joey, what's

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Speaker 1: come Drop Mountain like this time of year? It's honestly,

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Speaker 1: it's a fucking hell hole. Okay, it's the middle of summer.

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Speaker 1: It's you don't want to be there, sticky, sticky. Next up,

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Speaker 1: he saw crocodile Dundee six times in the theater. Mark Gagliardi,

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Speaker 1: Good night, Mark. Is this a knife? That's not a knife?

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Speaker 1: This is a nice I'm not supposed to carry this

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Speaker 1: with me in the studio. Finally, he took the Pepsi

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Speaker 1: challenge and now he owns the company Craig Koski. Craig,

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Speaker 1: what variation of kola have you cooked up? Next? Uh,

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Speaker 1: Cacola it's my own secret family recipe. What's in it? Uh?

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Speaker 1: My secret family drinking drink PEPSI took a turn. All right,

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Speaker 1: let's get to our first scene. All of today's scene

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Speaker 1: suggestions were gathered from our listeners emails. If you'd like

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Speaker 1: to submit yours, please write to the podcast at your

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Speaker 1: name here at alchemy this dot com. That's your name

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Speaker 1: here at alchemy this dot com. Our first scene comes

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Speaker 1: from Shiler I believe or Skylar not sure who wrote

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Speaker 1: Dear Alchemists. I'm a very huge fan of the magic

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Speaker 1: that you, beautiful people are able to spew from your

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Speaker 1: mouths with amazing grace. I recently learned something that I

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Speaker 1: thought would make a good scene. Apparently, during the Industrial Revolution,

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Speaker 1: many formerly lower class British people came to an influx

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Speaker 1: of money. Even though they had more money, they still

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Speaker 1: spoken away that marked them as a commoner. So in

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Speaker 1: order to separate themselves from the poor, they developed a

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Speaker 1: new posh way of speaking, and it eventually spread like wildfire.

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Speaker 1: What I think would be a good scene is a

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Speaker 1: discussion between a committee of people who are trying to

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Speaker 1: say how they're going to separate themselves from the poor.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully This wasn't too long of an email and it

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Speaker 1: makes the cut. Thanks for all the last Skyler. Ps.

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Speaker 1: I'm an inspiring artist on Instagram and was inspired to

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Speaker 1: drop my own version of the alchemy this logo. Hope

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Speaker 1: you all enjoy. What's her hand? Where is it? They

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Speaker 1: didn't share that, or if they did, Kevin didn't include it.

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Speaker 1: So find out. We gotta find out. We'll find it out.

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Speaker 1: We'll find out for a future episode. A little boy

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Speaker 1: and I want those fur coats. She got off that

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Speaker 1: you want a fur coat? Yeah, going you know you

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Speaker 1: can't buy a fur coat. And my son was said,

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Speaker 1: he wants the boy fur coat. You're gonna get my

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Speaker 1: son a fur coat. Actually no, we don't have to.

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Speaker 1: We can reshoot service to anyone, like please go back

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Speaker 1: to the street urchins. Then it's always coined Dana threw

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Speaker 1: money at me, boy, poor boy. You must have stolen that,

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Speaker 1: your poor poor boy. I don't talk to my son

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Speaker 1: like that. Poor father, poor poor father. Money at you too, money, money, money,

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Speaker 1: I don't get it. We might be your money now.

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Speaker 1: We should be living the law. I know, but we

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Speaker 1: just keep getting pushed. Look at tell more money from

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Speaker 1: money at it? I don't know what it is. It's

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Speaker 1: like people don't want to respect us anymore. Son, I

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Speaker 1: don't know what it is. I think it might be

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Speaker 1: that way look different, that we look different than everyone else.

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Speaker 1: We get a fair car than than now that we

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Speaker 1: are there the sound of your voices, please please get out. Look,

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Speaker 1: my name's Danny Dyer. You're gonna remember me. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: know I. That's right, you're gonna remember my boy, Danny Dyer.

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Speaker 1: I hardly think I need to remember Danny Dyer out

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Speaker 1: of my first story about here. It's something about us

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Speaker 1: that's a little different. Well, she did say that your

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Speaker 1: voice was a bit clawing. Yeah, yeah, where did you

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Speaker 1: get that fair coat? I nicked it, but I paid

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Speaker 1: for it. You're nected, boy, you're paid for it. Yeh.

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Speaker 1: The money, Yeah, but I grabbed that on the way out.

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Speaker 1: Why did you get the money? Working? Or it's an

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Speaker 1: influxor manning now to those lower classes created a middle

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Speaker 1: class because of the Yeah, don't you know about the

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Speaker 1: industrial revolution? Or didn't get to participant in there? You

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Speaker 1: didn't get to participate in industrial revolution. It's not like

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Speaker 1: and heard a punch card for it. It's happening all

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Speaker 1: around us. What is it? Does? What's happening all around us?

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Speaker 1: I don't see it, lads, I gotta be going to

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Speaker 1: the off his job. But me, wow, beginning can type

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Speaker 1: fast with them fingerless gloves stairs and Davy. You see

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Speaker 1: all these smoke stacks, Yeah, you seem alm s going around? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: or the steam power that's spewing out the tops of

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Speaker 1: in the middle of it. So you're saying arm loader

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Speaker 1: class and your middle class. Yeah, it turns out there's

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Speaker 1: a thing now called the middle class. My. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: not just kings in popas anymore. My. Well that's bloody confusing. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because we sound the same. Well that's how That's why

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Speaker 1: he got the fur coats, so he know he's better

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Speaker 1: than you than your fur coat kick talk boys, what

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Speaker 1: don't mind me, I'm just reading the Piggins peace in mate.

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Speaker 1: It's got a lot of wars crying of dude. Don't

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Speaker 1: so your son has had a stroke? What you must

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Speaker 1: have seen it coming for years then? I thought that

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Speaker 1: might have been what was going on. Yeah, look is

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Speaker 1: that now that we are middle class people. The middle

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Speaker 1: class people get a certain medicine. It's better than the

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Speaker 1: regular when the regular folks get Yeah, you get the

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Speaker 1: name brand. You don't get to generic equivalent. Then oh good,

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Speaker 1: what's the name brand version of fixed my son's stroke? Uh,

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Speaker 1: stroker stroke or stroker ice, stroker race. It's the best

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Speaker 1: medicine you can really, it's stroker Race. Are you? I

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Speaker 1: feel like you might be messing with me because still

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Speaker 1: lower class. I've got burned before. We went in a

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Speaker 1: in a first shop and a lady wouldn't want to service.

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Speaker 1: Give him the stroker Ace generic stroke medicine. He's poor,

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Speaker 1: he's very that's the thing. Though they've made my money.

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Speaker 1: Then that's not see, that's the thing. That's exactly what

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Speaker 1: we're coming up against. I'm sorry, I can't hear you.

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Speaker 1: I'm literally talking and I'm too free away talking to

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Speaker 1: my associated pharmacist. Look, if you come back and you

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Speaker 1: can prove that you've become higher class, we'll give you

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Speaker 1: the stroke race. Otherwise you get the Kirkland. Well I

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Speaker 1: do like that. I mean the chocolate almonds by the

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Speaker 1: Kirkland are pretty good. Get the chocolate almonds, but the Kirkland.

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Speaker 1: I don't know about the Kirkland stroke medicine. It's not good.

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Speaker 1: You know we're gonna do it. My son and I,

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Speaker 1: Danny Dyer and Danny Dyer Senior, Daniel and Danny is

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Speaker 1: what we go by. We're going to prove to you

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Speaker 1: that we are upper class. You don't have to drag

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Speaker 1: your drooling son out of here. Now repeat after me.

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Speaker 1: Kirkland chocolate almonds, Kirkland chocolate almonds, Kirkland chocolate almonds, Kirkland

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Speaker 1: chocolate almonds. Good, good, Now you're Danny Jr. Current. It's

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Speaker 1: gonna be a bit tougher in dr riggans. He had

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Speaker 1: a stroke battle. Yes, rolling over, we'll try this. I'd

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Speaker 1: like a vial of Stroker race of stronger. No, no,

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Speaker 1: said simply no. Good professor. Yes, there's a big party

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Speaker 1: tonight to do. When you're invited, you can bring two guests. Fancy.

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Speaker 1: This seems like the right moment for us to prove

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Speaker 1: how fancy we can be. Perhaps I can pass the

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Speaker 1: two of you offers sophisticated. Do you think it will work? Well?

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Speaker 1: We better get cracking. We've we've only got a few hours, right, gentlemen,

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Speaker 1: I'll take your monocles. Yes, um, right, here it goes

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Speaker 1: my monocle for you, good man, and a tip for

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Speaker 1: your service, Thank you much. How are we doing so far? Professor?

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Speaker 1: You don't check your monocles? That what? Yes, this is

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Speaker 1: a plant. He works for me, Yes, you work for

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Speaker 1: the professors. You did, both of you. God damn it.

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Speaker 1: Hold on your monocles, we professor? How you doing by?

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Speaker 1: I was seeing you in a blue moon? Well? Hello

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Speaker 1: by by an army. Now let's then tell you man,

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Speaker 1: if you want to get it right, you've got to

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Speaker 1: smoke it. It's a feast that's only got to do.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand anything understanding. I've known him for he's

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Speaker 1: two boys, a fine slogs as soon as that a

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Speaker 1: stroke he has. Yes, my son is at a stroke.

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Speaker 1: Yeah this morning. Yeah. I beg you know, to get

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Speaker 1: him something good for it. Then don't give him the strokery.

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Speaker 1: We got a lot of it there, don't. You've got

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Speaker 1: a lot of stroker race? Hey, we got a surplus. No,

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Speaker 1: he's part I can tell he's a part by. Hey,

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Speaker 1: they come back and you approved, that's wealthy. We'll get

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Speaker 1: you race how any different? Just do we have to

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Speaker 1: we'll prove to you Scottish doctor and an Irish nurse.

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Speaker 1: You well proved and we'll prove to that the doctor.

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Speaker 1: Well you're back, are you? Yeah? We got the work. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: you embarrassed me at that society board. But I'm terribly sorry.

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Speaker 1: But everyone saw you'll check your monocles at the door.

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Speaker 1: Oh that was the problem. I was humiliated. Look, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, professor, I'm sorry doctor. We my son and

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Speaker 1: I were just trying to get him some medicine for

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Speaker 1: a stroke. Yes, everyone's going to know the name Danny Dyer,

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Speaker 1: not in a positive way. Well, I never thought of that.

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Speaker 1: I guess were for people to know your name, that's

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Speaker 1: not hard. Well, what can we do to get people

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Speaker 1: to know the name all round? All round? To have

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Speaker 1: a festival of the King and Queen? All her names

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Speaker 1: will be drawn from a hat said aloud, and fame

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Speaker 1: will be bestoned. Now, make sure you write your name

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Speaker 1: in a llegible script that is obviously of an upper class,

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Speaker 1: and then from there I will read it. Right, Danny,

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Speaker 1: write your name down all right? Yeah? The stroke that's

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Speaker 1: probably not going to be superas were you right handed before?

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Speaker 1: You have write your son's name. I couldn't help it

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Speaker 1: over here, but good luck getting chosen. I've been taken

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Speaker 1: calligraphy for forty two years because I'm sure my name

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Speaker 1: will kitten chosen. Sure, just like when you play bingo,

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Speaker 1: if you wrote be four in real fancy calligraphy letters,

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Speaker 1: that's bound together. What you're talking about. You're a peasant.

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Speaker 1: Bring out your names, bring out your name right here

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Speaker 1: we go, Dire, just for fun, Daniel Dire. You know what.

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Speaker 1: He helped us out a lot, Dr Higgins. All names

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Speaker 1: have been accounted for. The drawing shot against it. There

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Speaker 1: you are all right, going to the names. First nime

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Speaker 1: to be read aloud and find bestowed upon them Rosalind, Rosalind, Rosalind.

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Speaker 1: It's nothing at all, Thank you so much. Second night

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Speaker 1: to be fined. What soul? It is? This right? Is

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Speaker 1: it of the upper class? It's righting the bold scandal.

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Speaker 1: Mr Daniel Dawyer. We should string him up. No, I'm

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Speaker 1: just trying it. I'm just trying to get me in

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Speaker 1: a Danny Dayer. Be together, and the Professor Higgins on

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Speaker 1: aware his houses. Let's go to it, all of us,

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Speaker 1: the rain in Spain's days mainly and that what the rain?

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Speaker 1: That was a good one. Are you, Professor Higgins? Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: you have coming to trees and Higgin the clown. Come god. Look,

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Speaker 1: I could identify an accent within two hundred kilometers of London,

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Speaker 1: and I have no idea where you're from. Then you

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Speaker 1: have no idea how high? Boys? Everybody murdering? Everybody? Well,

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Speaker 1: I gotta say for me and my son, Danny Diet

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Speaker 1: whose name you will remember, it's probably a good thing

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Speaker 1: that guy that we don't know where's from was just

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Speaker 1: I don't want to freak you out, but look at him, Nate, Nate,

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Speaker 1: Nate is like a super fan. I'men following these guys

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to relate to good Oh gosh, good people. Honey,

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Speaker 1: well it makes music? Feed my daughter? Drugs matter. I

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Speaker 1: and I apologized. Okay, that's great, man, beautiful. I knew

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Speaker 1: we gotta teach us. You've been living inside Nate for

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Speaker 1: a while. If you had headphones in Okay, Well, look

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Speaker 1: All right. Well, we're gonna open up with diamond diamonds, right, yeah,

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Speaker 1: of every color. Look, everyone listen up, all right right now? Okay,

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Speaker 1: Let's go, Let's get this guy. Friends of Air. Thank you,

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Speaker 1: he sent me. Mike Rutherford had said. Anyways, I'll see

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Speaker 1: No problem. Well, tiny gremlin, it looks like you're not

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Speaker 1: nothing's gonna happen. Thank you. We'll be out in the hall. Hey, Grandma,

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Speaker 1: I'll wait. All right, Gremlin, have some loyalty. Remember we

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Speaker 1: We're covering our ears, but I'm gonna teach you how

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Speaker 1: to make a billion dollars, all right, And the first

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Speaker 1: step is getting rid of wonder kid. All right, you

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Speaker 1: We're gonna have a whole new band around you. All right, Okay,

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Speaker 1: you can take your hands off your ears now. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Semlin came back. See I told you guys, he's honest,

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Speaker 1: he's loyal, he would never have died. You have to

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Speaker 1: find your truth. Yeah, I step definded by myself. Okay, yourself, Yes,

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Speaker 1: Seven minute loud, extravagant balance. Dude? We cut you out

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Speaker 1: of Nate's stomach. Yeah, man taught you how to drum our.

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Speaker 1: Drummer is dead because you inside fail Collin's Red. So

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Speaker 1: I'm going this is about Phil Collins. Oh, I sit

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Speaker 1: about me. You'll never make it on your own. You'll

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Speaker 1: never make it on your own. Graham. Yes, I wird

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Speaker 1: my name like Danny Dyer. Wait, do we even know

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Speaker 1: your name? Now? She calls you grandma. I thought that

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Speaker 1: your name is Rick? Yes? Did you name yourself? Then?

413
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:33,160
Speaker 1: Ate it before I died. What Courtner Matthew said, soon Rick,

414
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:39,000
Speaker 1: Nate White Wait wait, wait, oh my god, Nate wanted

415
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:42,040
Speaker 1: you to come out. Nate was planning on us, Yes,

416
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:46,400
Speaker 1: he would say soon Rick, soon in the bathroom. Yes,

417
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:51,040
Speaker 1: I am so confused. We never knew about any of that. Oh,

418
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:53,360
Speaker 1: this is the worst Danny Dyer day I've ever had.

419
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 1: I should be with my family, instead we're Instead, we're

420
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:01,480
Speaker 1: here with this tiny gremlin and this record executive who

421
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:04,919
Speaker 1: thinks that this whole falling apart of a band is hilarious.

422
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:11,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god, monster, No, I'm a record man, really,

423
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 1: because I see horns coming out of your hair. She

424
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 1: suit monster whatever. Alright, listen, I really do see coming in. Look, Pite,

425
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:25,720
Speaker 1: I'm not a parrisite. Okay, I'm not cut him open. No,

426
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 1: don't come. Oh you guys. Fuck, we're living inside the

427
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 1: record exactly if you were. Were you trying to get

428
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 1: Rick to go solo. I was trying to bring us

429
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:46,040
Speaker 1: all together so Rick can go solo, but you can

430
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:53,880
Speaker 1: be our drummer again. Yeah. Oh my god, men, thank you, Rick,

431
00:28:54,040 --> 00:29:01,600
Speaker 1: Thanks Rick, thanks Rick for everything. Don't damn god, I

432
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 1: see him going. It's like the cartoon dog eats a bone.

433
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:11,600
Speaker 1: You can just see it go down. Oh God, let's

434
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:25,000
Speaker 1: not stand down. God, damn it. That's our second scene.

435
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:28,080
Speaker 1: I bet that's just what the band is like. Yeah,

436
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 1: I hope we did you proud Jonathan. Alright, our third

437
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 1: scene today it comes from Alex. He wrote hello to

438
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:43,440
Speaker 1: Kevin and the Alchemists. I'll tell Kevin I absolutely love

439
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 1: and look forward to your podcast, and I'm ecstatic with

440
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 1: two days instead of one. It makes the commute to

441
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:50,680
Speaker 1: all three of my jobs during the week a thousand

442
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:53,480
Speaker 1: ties more enjoyable, So I thank you for that. That's

443
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 1: a lot. My scene suggestion is two people are invited

444
00:29:56,920 --> 00:30:00,320
Speaker 1: to a luxurious retreat to relax and rediscover one's true self.

445
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:03,240
Speaker 1: One person begins to suspect that the place is actually

446
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 1: a cult headquarters disguising itself as a retreat. Have fun, sincerely,

447
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:14,640
Speaker 1: Alex Petonist. Alright, so all the rooms share a door,

448
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:20,560
Speaker 1: and okay, well, isn't it. It's up to you to

449
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:23,520
Speaker 1: open your side, of course, and part of that is

450
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:26,200
Speaker 1: just for all of us to decide how open we

451
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:28,320
Speaker 1: want to be for our time here. Oh my gosh,

452
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:32,240
Speaker 1: this is really beautiful. So we have a list on

453
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:34,960
Speaker 1: the bed of all our activities and one we'll have

454
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:40,280
Speaker 1: different meditations and whatnot wrong. Susanne loves meditating. I do

455
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:43,840
Speaker 1: a good. Oh come on, there is no good and

456
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:47,200
Speaker 1: meditating and just do it. Well, there is a system

457
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:50,560
Speaker 1: and there's a hierarchy. So just knowing that that that

458
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:52,719
Speaker 1: we're all here to work together and help each other

459
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 1: achieve purity and enlightenment and uh meals are Mike, I'm sorry,

460
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 1: I'm just and I'm just a little very package. Yeah, definitely,

461
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:07,240
Speaker 1: I can have someone bring something over whenever you like.

462
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 1: That sounds great. What do you want? You want to

463
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 1: like club sandwich? And I mean, I guess whatever is easy,

464
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:18,800
Speaker 1: and I want something more like a like a you know,

465
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 1: like okay, cable for my wife. Well, we do everything

466
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 1: here is liquid based, so we don't have any solid food. Okay,

467
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,360
Speaker 1: that's not going to be a problem, Mike. So like

468
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:33,880
Speaker 1: a soup, like a brothy soup. Yeah, we can do

469
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:37,080
Speaker 1: a soup. That's fine, Okay, all right, I'll roll with it.

470
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 1: I'll roll with it. I'm sorry. I mean, you can

471
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 1: go into town if you have to get something. How

472
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:44,160
Speaker 1: far as town, it's going to be fine, about twenty

473
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:49,160
Speaker 1: kilometers that I don't know. It's about about eighty miles O.

474
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:55,720
Speaker 1: Here is the order both. I didn't even order anyspaca.

475
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 1: But that's that was fast. He thought it and I

476
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 1: made it. Wow. The one mind serves all the one

477
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:08,480
Speaker 1: mind sirs all. Wow, this was piping hot. It will

478
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 1: be caspaco in time, okay, so just leave it alone

479
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:17,040
Speaker 1: to the cools. It takes a while to discover its

480
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:21,640
Speaker 1: true self. Oh it's another thing. It's one mind, one mind,

481
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 1: one mind. What's that? Just a little saying we have here?

482
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 1: The mantra helps the center ourselves. I didn't This is

483
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:33,120
Speaker 1: more than I, you know, was even thinking it would be.

484
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:36,520
Speaker 1: We just kind of unwind and get to know ourselves

485
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:38,000
Speaker 1: and each other again. I guess soon as I guess,

486
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,680
Speaker 1: we should say their mantra with him? Where what was it?

487
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:41,480
Speaker 1: You don't have to do that. I know, I'm want

488
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:47,800
Speaker 1: to fit in. Um. What do we say mantra? Was? Uh?

489
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 1: The mantra is one mind, one mind, one mind, one

490
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:56,360
Speaker 1: mind voices that way? Did that? I need to go

491
00:32:56,520 --> 00:33:00,440
Speaker 1: to Uh, I gotta get recalibrated. Just hang tight for

492
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:04,000
Speaker 1: a second and I will. I gotta fix myself or

493
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,720
Speaker 1: anything else as sustenance. I will be behind the shared door.

494
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:14,720
Speaker 1: Oh good mind, and I will be always listening to God. Well,

495
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 1: this sponge was still really hot. Neighbor, Hello, neighbors are there?

496
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:22,800
Speaker 1: I mean I saw you come in. I don't mean

497
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 1: to it, Druid, Hey, how are you? Guys? You came

498
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:31,959
Speaker 1: right are you? Susan? Hi, Blessing, Hi Howard. I'm closing,

499
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:37,360
Speaker 1: I'm and I'm Clydet. We got here about a month ago.

500
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:41,120
Speaker 1: We're loving it amazing. One mind, one mind, one mind,

501
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:43,479
Speaker 1: one mind mind, one mind. Yeah, so you could even

502
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 1: do extended stays like that if you get part of

503
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:48,960
Speaker 1: the elevated program. They ask you to so actually required

504
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 1: required extended stays sometimes. Yeah, one mind on one mind mind.

505
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:55,560
Speaker 1: So I just want to say, what's up? You guys

506
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:59,600
Speaker 1: are gonna love the pool. It's awesome. It's awesome. Yeah.

507
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:04,320
Speaker 1: So it's super chill, super great and it's mostly water. Now, yeah,

508
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:06,320
Speaker 1: I know the best part about it. What else would

509
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:09,480
Speaker 1: it be? Ye? Well they had mostly water. Yeah, yeah,

510
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:12,960
Speaker 1: it's mostly water. What what was the other ingredients? We

511
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:16,560
Speaker 1: honestly none of us know. But it was lovely it was.

512
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:18,920
Speaker 1: Now it's mostly water, but it might not be long

513
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:24,200
Speaker 1: no one mind one my mind. Yeah, I don't want

514
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:27,960
Speaker 1: to do that. We got crafty, we got volleyball, we

515
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:30,840
Speaker 1: got skin graph, we got kite surfing, you name it.

516
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:36,080
Speaker 1: There's everything here, alright, one of mine and I we

517
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:38,080
Speaker 1: got to bounce out of here. Yeah, and we got

518
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:42,160
Speaker 1: to do our own little guys. Okay, it's nice to

519
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:49,880
Speaker 1: see the pool. It was Carol and Okay, have a

520
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:53,200
Speaker 1: good one. It was Mike and Suzanne. Right, yeah, that's right.

521
00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:57,120
Speaker 1: I'll tell him. Okay, this must have cooled down, but

522
00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 1: I'll know it is still really hot. It's still really hot.

523
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:04,040
Speaker 1: Don't think about food for five seconds. I'm sorry, I'm hungry. Okay, yeah,

524
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:11,920
Speaker 1: you must wait until your capaco cools. Only then with bigaspaco. Okay,

525
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means, and how would he know,

526
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 1: Like is that a recording? Like I mean, if everybody's

527
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:21,840
Speaker 1: getting the hot gaspacho on arrival, then maybe it's just time. Mind.

528
00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 1: I heard you tried the caspaco early. Well I just

529
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 1: tasted it, but it was a little too hot. Even

530
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 1: try it was just too it was too hot, like yourself,

531
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:35,759
Speaker 1: the gaspaco was not ready. Well know when theaco was ready?

532
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:38,920
Speaker 1: W work here? Yes, I made the caspaco. I was here,

533
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 1: but everyone's wearing the white thing and it's hard to

534
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 1: tell you guys apart. It's called a mind robe, and

535
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:51,799
Speaker 1: yours are in your closets. I don't think I want

536
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 1: to please on your mind robes, sus I think we

537
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:58,200
Speaker 1: got to put on the mind robes. You don't like

538
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:01,919
Speaker 1: the gauze hat, well, it's it. It's a little itchy,

539
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:07,320
Speaker 1: but oh it's it's kind of it's really comfortable. What

540
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:10,439
Speaker 1: is this terry cloth? That is for you to find out?

541
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:16,880
Speaker 1: And for us to just tell me the fabric recalibration

542
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:21,120
Speaker 1: session to nine four. Uh, this is Spenser, this is

543
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:29,520
Speaker 1: one mind Gabriel. Sorry for using my Christian name. Oh okay, uh,

544
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:33,080
Speaker 1: I uh forgot the mantra for a second, And I

545
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:36,040
Speaker 1: just want to say on the record that I didn't

546
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 1: mean to. It was just a floup. You forgot the mantra.

547
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 1: I forgot the mantra for a second. The mantras four words,

548
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:47,120
Speaker 1: two of which are repeated, right right. I know that.

549
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:49,400
Speaker 1: I know that. And tell me again what the mantra is?

550
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:55,120
Speaker 1: Uh you know it? I do know it? Yes, do

551
00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 1: you know it too? I know it too? Tell me

552
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:01,960
Speaker 1: the mantra. We know what we both know it started.

553
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 1: It starts with a number. Um, starts with a basic

554
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:16,840
Speaker 1: accounting number. Um an accountant? What account uh? Um? Was

555
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:20,520
Speaker 1: it accountant? Was that right? I think the mantra begins

556
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:24,960
Speaker 1: with accountant accounting number? Right? Was that right? Was I wrong?

557
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:26,560
Speaker 1: Did you not say? Okay, I'll give you that. The

558
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:29,760
Speaker 1: first word is one? Okay? Okay? What is that? What's okay?

559
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:31,440
Speaker 1: So the first word is something to do with one?

560
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:41,240
Speaker 1: Now think, okay, think, think with your brainy, think with you? Yes, um, warmer,

561
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 1: um Jacuzzi? What you said? Warmer? That mantra is not

562
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 1: one Jacuzzi? One Jacuzzi. Okay, I know that, I know that,

563
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:54,879
Speaker 1: I know that you know that. I think he's beyond help.

564
00:37:54,920 --> 00:38:00,160
Speaker 1: Should be drained him of his in searching time up

565
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 1: in three. You know, I think I'm really having a

566
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:10,880
Speaker 1: good te alright, I'll just grab your cups. Everybody take

567
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:16,160
Speaker 1: a drink. Oh, it's just perfect, perfect temperature. One mind,

568
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:23,880
Speaker 1: one mind, one mind. Um. So we finally have you, know,

569
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:26,960
Speaker 1: a moment alone to be away from the kids for

570
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:31,279
Speaker 1: for a little bit. You look good in that. Can

571
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:41,160
Speaker 1: I give you a little background? Hi? One mind? One mind, mind,

572
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:45,839
Speaker 1: one mind, one mind, one mind. It's the activities crew.

573
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:47,840
Speaker 1: Did you fill out your paper? We're to pick up

574
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:50,480
Speaker 1: your papers. You know what, we'll slide it into a door.

575
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:56,560
Speaker 1: We're just gonna take it. Not a long travel day,

576
00:38:56,600 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 1: and we were really weird. There's also activities on here. Well,

577
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:10,280
Speaker 1: we'll stand here and wait. We'll do yoga. We'll do yoga.

578
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:11,759
Speaker 1: Check it off, check it off, check it off. The

579
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 1: thing I don't know where it is in the pamphlets

580
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:20,040
Speaker 1: on the back. It's okay yoga, and I checked yogurt.

581
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:28,160
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Nobody ever picks the activity of yoga. That

582
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:35,440
Speaker 1: all right? On My finger slipped accidentally clicked skin grafting.

583
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:38,840
Speaker 1: Want skin grafting? Why we don't want skin graph I

584
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:42,040
Speaker 1: was trying to check water skin skin grass. We're here

585
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 1: for yoga and water skiing. We clicked yogurt and skin

586
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:51,040
Speaker 1: graft This is so miken't do anything right. Oh, don't

587
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:56,400
Speaker 1: say that. I don't want to just come in. Hello, Hi, Hi, Hello.

588
00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 1: Did somebody check off yoga. There's no way you can

589
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:04,120
Speaker 1: know that already. Yeah, but it's a mistake. Did it?

590
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:05,759
Speaker 1: But he didn't mean it's a mistake when you just

591
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 1: want My husband Mike, and he has a bad hand

592
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:12,920
Speaker 1: eye coordination. He accidentally did yogurt. But we don't want

593
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:15,040
Speaker 1: to do yoga. We just want to do some kundalini yoga.

594
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:21,279
Speaker 1: I can do some condelige yogurt. What is that yogurt? No,

595
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 1: my stro way? Do you want me to put your

596
00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:26,239
Speaker 1: cart put? No? No, no, no, we don't do the

597
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 1: yogurt yeasty table side yogurt. I don't want table side yogurt.

598
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 1: I laid down on the floor. I think I have

599
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:48,320
Speaker 1: to obey. Does someone order scanned grafting? Um? No, no,

600
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:51,400
Speaker 1: absolutely not. Just go along with it. We can make

601
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:59,000
Speaker 1: it a his and hearst thing. Playing harder your card

602
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:04,320
Speaker 1: to throw all the until I'm done of the yogurt

603
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:08,799
Speaker 1: a little bit? The hell do you do this thing?

604
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:11,320
Speaker 1: Or at the time you're during this whole time, nobody

605
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 1: means to click yogurt. I don't one mind, one mind?

606
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:18,600
Speaker 1: Hot your pot to the high table. Do you think

607
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:20,480
Speaker 1: you can do all of these things? Because I'm part

608
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:23,000
Speaker 1: of the hot taber, honey, and you're just pushing yogurt.

609
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:26,520
Speaker 1: I'm putting people's skins on other people. You're pushing yogurt.

610
00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:29,960
Speaker 1: Death not steering behind this thing that yogurt actually feuds

611
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:33,200
Speaker 1: with the bone. He yogurt doesn't do ship man, you

612
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:38,319
Speaker 1: don't know anything. Fuck man, nobody's coming water skin. I know. Man,

613
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:41,640
Speaker 1: we got so many boats. We have all these boats.

614
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:44,600
Speaker 1: We got this cooler full of beer as right we

615
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:50,000
Speaker 1: got we got this little blitchin speaker that's playing all

616
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:53,160
Speaker 1: the hit songs. That's right. This is supposed to be

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Speaker 1: a real fun activity. I got my sunlights on the

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Speaker 1: back of my neck. You all everything. It might be

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Speaker 1: because of the sign up process, which you mean where

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Speaker 1: we're we're on like page seven, yeah, and they put

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Speaker 1: everything else up on the front there. Yeah. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: mean we do offer a legitimate water skiing business. I

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Speaker 1: know this is a colt. We're just subcontractors. Were subcontractors.

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Speaker 1: We legitimately give people a good water. It's a good time,

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Speaker 1: you know. I wish we had been in one mind

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Speaker 1: to sign elsewhere because it's bullshit on one mind, one mine.

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Speaker 1: Look up on the hill, man, yoga mats are empty. Two.

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Speaker 1: Ain't nobody going to yoga. That's a damn sure. They've

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Speaker 1: got a quality mat, so breathable. Anybody working with y'all

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Speaker 1: down there with the skis. No, nobody wants to skin

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Speaker 1: anybody up there. Y'all do with y'all? No, man, this

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Speaker 1: is a damn shame. They're all doing skin grafting and

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Speaker 1: brain slurps. What the hell brain slur don't want to

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Speaker 1: know what a brain slurp is? Man, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: is that Mike Yes? Is that mikel we'll have for

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Speaker 1: your brain slopes. Well, we did not order a brain

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Speaker 1: slur You checked it. You checked it on the card.

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Speaker 1: You check I might have I don't know. You're covering

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Speaker 1: a yogurt? What's happening to us? Thank you? We said no,

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Speaker 1: all right, I need my card, my cart and oh

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Speaker 1: I forgot straws. I'll be right back, Tony. Can I

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Speaker 1: can I talk to you for a second? Yeah? Um,

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Speaker 1: this is really hard to say, but we should leave

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Speaker 1: their room then if you're going to say something hard

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Speaker 1: will be right. We'll be just outside the dog Do

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Speaker 1: you mind just covering your ears? I have yogurt in

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Speaker 1: my ears anyway? Okay, Well I just by the way, Susanne,

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Speaker 1: you look very good in your new ethnicity. What this

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Speaker 1: is really hard to say, Um, but you've been promoted.

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Speaker 1: That's hard to say that's great, just hard because you

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Speaker 1: know we're not gonna be working together anymore. And I

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Speaker 1: just like, I know you're gonna be brain slurping really

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Speaker 1: promote brains, and you're you're going to be elevated to

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Speaker 1: the plane of enlightenment and the Pure Pony. And I

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Speaker 1: just feel that, you know, people forget people. I will

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Speaker 1: never forget you know, I know that. I know you're

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Speaker 1: saying that. No, but that's true. Hey, one, I think

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Speaker 1: I love some ship in here. Hey, congrats on the

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Speaker 1: Pure Pony stuff. Thank you. We've been waiting for you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's nice to have a promotion. I just found out.

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Speaker 1: But I've got one more brain slurp to do. You

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Speaker 1: don't have to talk to your old cart guy now, No, No,

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Speaker 1: we're friends though. One mind once you get promoted that

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Speaker 1: you don't talk to your cart guy really Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: car trash man. Sorry, I need to wheel my cart

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Speaker 1: through of caspacco plates, Wonder Kids and Sweet thirteen. Wait,

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Speaker 1: wonder Kids here wondering Oh my gosh. Yeah, it's just

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Speaker 1: like the Van Hagar Wonder Kid where they've got the

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Speaker 1: little gremlin. Yes it is. Oh, he's the only one

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Speaker 1: who signed up for water skiing. There, he's good. Look

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Speaker 1: at that. Where do you even get that little skis from? Wait?

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Speaker 1: What's he dragging behind him? A kid? That's your original

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Speaker 1: dramma one kid. Man. Oh, I love that guy, Susanne, Mike,

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Speaker 1: I know I was hoping just to rekindle the her marriage.

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Speaker 1: I love you, love you too. I can't believe we're

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Speaker 1: surviving this. We're going to get out and we go

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Speaker 1: back to the kids. Everything's going to be different. Come on, Mike,

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Speaker 1: let's go. We can go Tatum like one mind, one mind.

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Speaker 1: It's good. One mind, one mind, one mind, one mind,

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Speaker 1: one mind, one mind, one mind. Board Hide and that's

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Speaker 1: our show. Oh man, pretty normal. Let's go around and say,

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Speaker 1: Hobbs and Shaw, but I think if we get uh,

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Speaker 1: you know, grassroots movement, I think we can edit me in.

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