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Speaker 1: What up, everybody? I am Lunchbox. I know the most

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Speaker 1: about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my

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Speaker 1: I'm Eddie and I know the least about the sports.

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Speaker 1: Find on your average sports fan, your sports watcher. Don't

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Speaker 1: know the who's who's, don't know the what's what's. Once

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Speaker 1: upon a time I had Corona and I am the

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Speaker 1: number one Dallas Cowboys fan in the world. What up,

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Speaker 1: you guys. It's sizing them from the north of an

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Speaker 1: alpha male. I live on the West side of Nashville

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Speaker 1: currently with Bazer. We're gonna move soon. I'll give you

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Speaker 1: more details when I have them. And you guys know

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Speaker 1: my motto, less stress, More life, guys, over to you.

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Speaker 1: Weird motto. Weird motto, very first time I'm hearing it.

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Speaker 1: Maybe we should put it on a T shirt. You know,

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Speaker 1: what is it? Less stress, more life. I was watching

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Speaker 1: this show it's called Summer House. I've kind of been

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Speaker 1: binging it actually, and this dude was just plastered, like

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Speaker 1: just hampered chicks are talking to him. He's like, hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: less stress, more life, you know, and the girls are like,

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Speaker 1: who is this guy? Because I wanted to come across

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Speaker 1: as like a tool comment. What are some of those dumb,

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Speaker 1: dumb scenes that people say all the time, like I

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Speaker 1: used to work with a guy that it is what

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Speaker 1: it is is stupid, It's so dumb. At the end

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Speaker 1: at the end of the at the end of the day,

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Speaker 1: when it's the problem. Are you just saying okay? This

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Speaker 1: guy used to work with always said, hey man, it's

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Speaker 1: your life. I'm just a squirrel trying to get a

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Speaker 1: He always had these dumb scenes of like, hey man,

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Speaker 1: it's your life. Man, I'm just ass and through it,

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Speaker 1: or I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut

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Speaker 1: in this tree of life. Man, I'm like, where do

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Speaker 1: you come up with this crap? No? You just crying

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Speaker 1: over spilled milk. No there is, like it's spilled your

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Speaker 1: piss because it made a mess, Like it's okay to

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Speaker 1: complain about it. Like, how, coach, have you recently heard

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Speaker 1: that when you go back in the rolodex on them?

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Speaker 1: I've just said that to me the other day. Money

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Speaker 1: another one. Money can't buy happiness. Yeah, I probably can't,

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Speaker 1: I mean, but but see, here's the thing about that one.

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Speaker 1: It's temporary, Like your money buys the happiness for like

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Speaker 1: just a little bit, and after after it goes away,

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Speaker 1: you're done well and then you reconnect. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: the one I get because I've lived in Michigan, I've

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Speaker 1: always has that saying that comes with the weather where

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Speaker 1: In Texas would be hot one day, rainy the next.

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Speaker 1: In Tennessee it's rain sleet, then sunny the next. Guess what, people,

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Speaker 1: it happens in every free state outside of Florida. What No, No,

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Speaker 1: I mean everybody says it because it is the dumbest saying.

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Speaker 1: every single day. You know which one I hate. And

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Speaker 1: they say this when they watch sports. Nobody saw that coming.

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Speaker 1: what they're saying that lunch box. They're saying nobody, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: He takes out this blade Curtis Blades. Guy, right, nobody

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Speaker 1: saw that coming. I bet five dollars on it. I

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Speaker 1: saw a comment. Hey, you didn't see it. You saw

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Speaker 1: I mean usually when I do that, I'm gonna take

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Speaker 1: thirty dollars. Come on, shoot your shot. You always gotta

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Speaker 1: In any case, you can sometimes have a negative person,

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Speaker 1: I can go coach. Now, what is that button labeled as?

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Speaker 1: Breaking news? Oh? So it says breaking news on it? Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: that's when it really gets hard because the getting paid

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Speaker 1: it takes a little while. I watched Shark taking. This

421
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Speaker 1: is what they tell you. You think you've made it

422
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:10,879
Speaker 1: when you made the grocery store, but it makes it

423
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:14,879
Speaker 1: even harder. Go ahead, that's a great transition. Coach. Turns

424
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:18,600
Speaker 1: out that it didn't really stick. It didn't last. Mountain

425
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:23,200
Speaker 1: Bob went under fat. That's why he mopes around the

426
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:29,680
Speaker 1: neighborhood upset. This is supposed to be funny. Coach, Coach, Coach,

427
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:32,640
Speaker 1: But here's the funny. Here's the good part. There's a positive.

428
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:36,360
Speaker 1: I when we had the snowstorm last week, I saw

429
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:40,640
Speaker 1: Mountain Bob on a sled and he had the biggest

430
00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:44,160
Speaker 1: smile on his face. Boys, Mountain Bob was loving life

431
00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:48,159
Speaker 1: even for that one second coming down the hill because

432
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,520
Speaker 1: his ice cream was still cold, because it was cold

433
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:53,000
Speaker 1: enough and it didn't melt. All the excess ice cream

434
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:55,399
Speaker 1: that he had in his garage was gonna stay frozen

435
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:58,280
Speaker 1: for a couple extra days because he still has ice

436
00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:00,520
Speaker 1: cream in his garage. I see him some times open

437
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,159
Speaker 1: his garage door. He's got a big freezer and he

438
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:03,960
Speaker 1: gets his little pint of ice cream that he makes,

439
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:07,080
Speaker 1: and he sit inside while he watched TV. See but

440
00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:11,840
Speaker 1: he shot his shot. He would always wonder in the

441
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:14,240
Speaker 1: back of his mind, could my ice cream make it?

442
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:17,200
Speaker 1: And he he made it good enough where he made

443
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:19,760
Speaker 1: it into the grocery stores. Just he couldn't overtake Bluebell

444
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:23,200
Speaker 1: or Bit and Jerry's. That's where it gets hard. Coch. Yeah,

445
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:25,960
Speaker 1: they're gonna stop you, crush you like the cockroach that

446
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:28,840
Speaker 1: you are, as my friend, Mr Wonderful always says, Eddie.

447
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:32,240
Speaker 1: I'll go off another similar story to years ahead. There's

448
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:35,440
Speaker 1: this guy that worked with Amy from the Big Show

449
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:40,720
Speaker 1: Show selling granite, and so he knew how to import.

450
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:47,720
Speaker 1: This is even more sad. Let me start one. Maybe

451
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:49,440
Speaker 1: if you have a violin one. This one's real bad.

452
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:53,560
Speaker 1: So he worked with her at the granite shop, and

453
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:56,560
Speaker 1: her and him were really good friends. And he had

454
00:22:56,600 --> 00:23:01,720
Speaker 1: a couple of cousins and he said, hey, man, like

455
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:03,560
Speaker 1: you know how to import some things. We're trying to

456
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:12,000
Speaker 1: start this business. Can you say here we go, there

457
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:14,640
Speaker 1: you go. Can you teach us, like, can you show

458
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,880
Speaker 1: us how to get this stuff imported because we're trying

459
00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:19,800
Speaker 1: to build these coolers? And we'll give you five percent

460
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:22,880
Speaker 1: of the business. Oh no, I know this story. Oh

461
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:27,680
Speaker 1: And he said, guys, guys, stop it. You're my cousins.

462
00:23:28,119 --> 00:23:31,000
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna take a percentage of your business. There's

463
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,200
Speaker 1: no way I need a percentage of your business for

464
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:36,400
Speaker 1: doing this work, getting this stuff important for you. I'll

465
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:39,879
Speaker 1: just help you out. As one cousin to another cousin

466
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:45,080
Speaker 1: cut off. Kind of dramatic, Sorry, coach smash cut. Five

467
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:50,119
Speaker 1: years later, the company those cousins invented was YETI cooler.

468
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:57,360
Speaker 1: He didn't take a percentage because they were his cousins.

469
00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:59,560
Speaker 1: He was like, guys, no, no, no, no, no need.

470
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:02,000
Speaker 1: I'll just hope you out as one cousin to another.

471
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:05,440
Speaker 1: But I don't understand that that, to me, is the easiest,

472
00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:08,560
Speaker 1: easiest thing you can do. Sure, dude, give me a percentage.

473
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:10,800
Speaker 1: Whatever you think is fair. Give me that percentage, and

474
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:13,320
Speaker 1: we'll do business because we're your family. What no, no, no,

475
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:14,920
Speaker 1: he is. But he was like, I'll just do it

476
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:17,200
Speaker 1: as a favor because your family, because you think, listen,

477
00:24:17,359 --> 00:24:19,960
Speaker 1: if I take five percent of their business, he most

478
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:23,119
Speaker 1: likely they're not gonna make its. But but nobody loses.

479
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:27,800
Speaker 1: That five percent could be the difference from them being

480
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:30,160
Speaker 1: a little profitable, so they make a little bit of money.

481
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:32,880
Speaker 1: So it's hard to take the five percent and then

482
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,040
Speaker 1: you if that's the case, though, that's when you're tell

483
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,240
Speaker 1: them like, hey, guys, my five percent is really gonna

484
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:39,680
Speaker 1: tip this thing, so just take it for now, Like,

485
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:42,320
Speaker 1: just take it. Let's make this survive. I'll give you

486
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:45,040
Speaker 1: my five percent, but but I still want percentage because

487
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:47,360
Speaker 1: I believe in what you guys do that's this stair.

488
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:52,720
Speaker 1: This story is terrible, Coach, It's awful. That's it. That's

489
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:54,840
Speaker 1: the sad story. And we've all got to Yetie. I

490
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:57,760
Speaker 1: got one sitting in the pantry even worse. And I

491
00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:00,720
Speaker 1: don't know the details of this, but even that's always

492
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:02,880
Speaker 1: the best story without any details, is that they lost

493
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:07,040
Speaker 1: their patent somewhere down the road. They lost their patent,

494
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:10,720
Speaker 1: and now they they Yeah, that's why you have Orca

495
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:16,359
Speaker 1: and you have all these other similar coolers and tumblers.

496
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:18,920
Speaker 1: That isn't Yetti? That are that even keep your drink

497
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:22,320
Speaker 1: sometimes colder because it's the same patent. They lost it somehow.

498
00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:27,840
Speaker 1: The story gets worse and worse. But I think they sold.

499
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:31,280
Speaker 1: I think they sold out like Yetti. I think they

500
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:34,000
Speaker 1: I don't know if they own anymore. Well who owns it?

501
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:39,760
Speaker 1: Because they still sell it. Oh. The first question is

502
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,280
Speaker 1: why isn't all this stuff patented? When I google Jetti,

503
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:45,840
Speaker 1: the subject matter sought to be patented must be sufficiently

504
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:48,119
Speaker 1: different from what has been used or describe before that

505
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,119
Speaker 1: it may be said to be non obvious to a

506
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:53,879
Speaker 1: person having ordinary skill in the area of technology related

507
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:56,160
Speaker 1: to the invention. I don't know what the hell that means.

508
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:58,640
Speaker 1: I don't know something was up with a patent where

509
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:01,080
Speaker 1: people were able to just to rip it straight off.

510
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, they should do that the reverse

511
00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:11,000
Speaker 1: of Shark Tank. It's bad idea tank are bad business moves,

512
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:13,760
Speaker 1: and it's companies that just completely fell apart. Why don't

513
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:15,880
Speaker 1: we just start a podcast where we just talk about

514
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:17,800
Speaker 1: businesses that fell apart and tell the story of how

515
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:20,240
Speaker 1: they did it. Dude, I've always thought I always wanted

516
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:23,399
Speaker 1: a Shark Tank Harlem. You know what I'm saying, Like,

517
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:26,879
Speaker 1: I want on the streets ideas that come up. I

518
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:29,600
Speaker 1: don't want the rich people, little kids from San Francisco

519
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:31,680
Speaker 1: with all this money to spend. I want the people

520
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:34,920
Speaker 1: who came from nothing within an invention, from straight from

521
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,920
Speaker 1: the streets. I mean, I feel like you're gonna do that.

522
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,480
Speaker 1: You're gonna run out of ideas fairly quick. I mean,

523
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:45,000
Speaker 1: maybe it's just one season. It's like, and there was

524
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:47,600
Speaker 1: a company on Shark Tank. It was like a toy rental,

525
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:50,120
Speaker 1: sort of like a Netflix for toys. So you don't

526
00:26:50,119 --> 00:26:51,720
Speaker 1: have to buy new kids toys all the time. You

527
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:54,320
Speaker 1: would rent them and they would ship them to you like, Okay,

528
00:26:54,400 --> 00:27:00,480
Speaker 1: there's it's a script subscription subscription again script and Model

529
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:04,239
Speaker 1: and Mark Cuban. Mark Cuban and one of the other

530
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:07,600
Speaker 1: Sharks each invested like two hundred and fifty thousand dollars

531
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:10,280
Speaker 1: into this business. Nobody wants to use toys. A few

532
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 1: months later out of business. Wow. See. I don't know

533
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:15,840
Speaker 1: if it's a similar one, but it's where you can

534
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:19,200
Speaker 1: rent stuff for apparatus is for kids when you go

535
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:21,960
Speaker 1: to a different city. Yeah, you can buy stroller. You're

536
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:24,280
Speaker 1: taking part in that or no, but they do have

537
00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:26,720
Speaker 1: they That was on Shark Tank and there was and

538
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:29,200
Speaker 1: I thought, I know that there's something very picky with

539
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:33,120
Speaker 1: parents wanting to use other people's strollers and carts. Car

540
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:35,159
Speaker 1: seats is a dangerous one because you don't know if

541
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,239
Speaker 1: they're fault. I mean, I guess the company ensures them,

542
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:42,080
Speaker 1: but still it's too late if something happens. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Ray.

543
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:43,920
Speaker 1: You know, like when you have a kid and you

544
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 1: they outgrow the car seat or the stroller or whatever.

545
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:49,119
Speaker 1: The first thing you think is like, oh, okay, well

546
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:51,000
Speaker 1: I don't need this anymore. Let me go on Craigslist

547
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:54,879
Speaker 1: or whatever and sell this, and you it's illegal to

548
00:27:55,000 --> 00:28:00,560
Speaker 1: do that with car seats a stroller. I've done it.

549
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:04,320
Speaker 1: I've sold strollers. I've sold Coach. Look at you quite

550
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:07,520
Speaker 1: the salesman. Now cut, it's just sitting there. You don't

551
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:10,040
Speaker 1: use it anymore, I know, Coach. And then we fostered

552
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:11,640
Speaker 1: kids and I'm like, what we need a stroller again?

553
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:15,040
Speaker 1: Where'd you meet a guy in the Walmart parking lot

554
00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:18,359
Speaker 1: try and sell them a stroller? Coach basically meet people

555
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:23,680
Speaker 1: in parking lot, Son, I'm strollers, wagons. No, that is

556
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:26,920
Speaker 1: the spot especially you want now where there's cameras and stuff.

557
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:28,680
Speaker 1: I always try to almost go to the entrance of

558
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 1: a Walmart, just so that those cameras are able to

559
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,680
Speaker 1: get a license plate if the guy jacks me. And

560
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:36,160
Speaker 1: we we've all had those Craigslist deals in a parking lot.

561
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:39,520
Speaker 1: The best option is a police parking lot, like a

562
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 1: police station parking lot. By whatever, I mean here nor there? Now,

563
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:45,720
Speaker 1: would you mind meet me in the jail cell just

564
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:47,360
Speaker 1: in case you're a criminal, then we can just lock

565
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 1: you up rope I mean, Coach. Of course, I'd love

566
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:52,400
Speaker 1: to do it right the cops station. I don't think

567
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:55,560
Speaker 1: they want people pulling up doing Craigslist deals, probably not.

568
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:59,360
Speaker 1: But speaking of kids, so this weekend, my kids. I mean,

569
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 1: he's two and a half and they are the funniest

570
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 1: little things ever. Because he's in his diaper, people, he's

571
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 1: the funniest little person. This is my first time really

572
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:13,080
Speaker 1: being around a kid for a long time. Obviously's got

573
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:15,000
Speaker 1: him for two years. Right, Well, that's what I'm saying.

574
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 1: I'm never there's all the snow and ice on the

575
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:25,880
Speaker 1: ground and he's in his diaper, and I'm like, hey,

576
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:28,040
Speaker 1: you can't go outside, you know what I mean, your

577
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 1: your penis will fall off. Because he's trying to run

578
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 1: out the door, and so he runs his first word no,

579
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:35,479
Speaker 1: he has a lot more words than that. He's two

580
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:38,720
Speaker 1: and a half, and he he runs out there and

581
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 1: because he wants to, he doesn't want to take a nap,

582
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:44,960
Speaker 1: and so I go get him and I you know,

583
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 1: put clothes on him, and we put him down for

584
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:49,000
Speaker 1: a nap and he wakes up and the first thing

585
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,800
Speaker 1: he looks and he goes, my penis didn't fall off

586
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 1: for two Like, he slept for two and a half hours.

587
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:57,480
Speaker 1: So that whole two and a half hours was he

588
00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:59,959
Speaker 1: thinking about, Oh my god, is my penis gonna fall

589
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,760
Speaker 1: all off. You didn't think. You didn't think when you

590
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:05,200
Speaker 1: said your penis is gonna fall off that that wasn't

591
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,640
Speaker 1: going to consume his brain. And that's always gonna think.

592
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:11,120
Speaker 1: Coach's gonna you told me that, Coach, if you tell

593
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:12,640
Speaker 1: me that, I'd be thinking about that all day, like,

594
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:16,120
Speaker 1: oh crap. Yeah, he thought his penis was gonna freeze

595
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:17,520
Speaker 1: and fall off. That's what I told him. He could

596
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 1: not go outside without clothes on because his penis would

597
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:21,720
Speaker 1: freeze and fall off. He takes a nap two and

598
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:23,640
Speaker 1: a half hours later, wakes up. First thing he says

599
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 1: to me when I walk in the room, penis didn't

600
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:31,360
Speaker 1: fall off, And Coach, they don't call it the biological

601
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:34,120
Speaker 1: name anymore. They call it crackers. The nephew comes over

602
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:37,040
Speaker 1: and stay coach. He says it all the time. Oh uncle, hey,

603
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 1: don't throw the ball, I mean almost hit me. And

604
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,600
Speaker 1: the crackers. Oh, my brother's kid calls it the pickle.

605
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:45,040
Speaker 1: He calls it a pickle. Well, I told Boomer, I

606
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:46,840
Speaker 1: was like, you stop calling it crackers. That doesn't even

607
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:49,240
Speaker 1: really make sense. It doesn't. My kid calls it a

608
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 1: no batter battspots kid calls it a pickle, but he

609
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:57,600
Speaker 1: calls the woman part of vagina, dice, coach, what else

610
00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:00,880
Speaker 1: what he called the But if you're gonna call it

611
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:05,840
Speaker 1: the vagina, why not call it the penis? What's the

612
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:08,960
Speaker 1: difference between Why why do we have a special name

613
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:11,719
Speaker 1: for the penis and we call it a pickle? If

614
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:14,120
Speaker 1: we're not gonna if we're gonna call the woman's turn

615
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:16,800
Speaker 1: by the scientific definitions, why not call it a penis?

616
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:19,560
Speaker 1: Do you worry about that stuff? Eddie? What do you

617
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 1: what do your a little your foster kid that's too?

618
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,160
Speaker 1: What do you tell him it is my foster kid?

619
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:26,640
Speaker 1: That's too? He doesn't speak, Oh, he doesn't have names

620
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:30,080
Speaker 1: for anything, Edie, to tell him about it too? I

621
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:33,560
Speaker 1: mean he says like, uh, come over here, okay, okay,

622
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 1: what about your six year old? You don't tell him?

623
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:38,800
Speaker 1: What do you your private parts? Is it? So? You don't?

624
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 1: You don't say penis? No, coach, teach him names of things? Please? No,

625
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 1: we just say like, hey, cover out, what are you doing?

626
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:49,640
Speaker 1: Let me showing one of your private parts? Yeah, dad,

627
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:52,680
Speaker 1: You're private parts are nice and covered this morning? Good morning,

628
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 1: all right, you guys, ready for our new segment you

629
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 1: trying to say, what do you really know? It's called

630
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 1: girls come to the guys. Girls come to the let's

631
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 1: supposed on dirty coach? Is supposed that coach to not

632
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,520
Speaker 1: in Sit down, Abby, We want to talk to you,

633
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 1: We want to hear this. This is very I found

634
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:19,800
Speaker 1: this very very interesting story. Guys, couch you ever you

635
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 1: ever done radio with Abby? No, he doesn't really like

636
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:26,720
Speaker 1: talking to the mike right up on that mic. Okay,

637
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 1: you're gonna imagine that mike up? Can you can you

638
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:36,880
Speaker 1: hear me up on the mic? I can't hear you can't. No,

639
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:41,400
Speaker 1: she's good coach. Okay, you really can't hear ready, No, man,

640
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:44,920
Speaker 1: you're lying. Okay, I can't hear myself. Okay. Oh, maybe

641
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,080
Speaker 1: her headphones are tummed off because you're using Uh here,

642
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:51,840
Speaker 1: try these headphones. Hey, have her sit in my mike here.

643
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:53,880
Speaker 1: It's nothing like COVID or anything. Why don't you just

644
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 1: come sit over here and use these lap Oh my god,

645
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:01,360
Speaker 1: keep your six you guys seen it on my wife again.

646
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 1: We got a filibuster. I don't know why you guys

647
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:10,200
Speaker 1: go to that every time for me? All right? All right,

648
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 1: Abby is here because she went to a Nashville Predators

649
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:18,720
Speaker 1: hockey game with a group of friends in COVID. This

650
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:21,240
Speaker 1: was like four years ago, four or five years ago.

651
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 1: That was an old story. Okay, I'll tell a story

652
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:28,160
Speaker 1: about Y two K next, guys, Okay, just listen. No, no, no, no,

653
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:31,040
Speaker 1: this is still about the day I was born to

654
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 1: in a little bit, tell him what happened with this guy? Okay, Yeah,

655
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 1: So recently my brother sent me, you know, baby Yoda, Yeah,

656
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:45,440
Speaker 1: grow Goo the little cute little guy. So I think

657
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:48,560
Speaker 1: he's really cute. And my brother sent me a huge,

658
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 1: like a foot tall grow goole, and I thought it

659
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:53,760
Speaker 1: was really cute. I posted it on my story. Do

660
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:56,160
Speaker 1: we need sad music or no? No, this is I'm

661
00:33:56,280 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 1: curious for the tone, creepy music, creepy okay, lo, this

662
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 1: is love, go ahead. So I thought it was really

663
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 1: cute and everything, and I put on my story and

664
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:07,320
Speaker 1: I guess this guy saw it. I don't. He doesn't

665
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 1: have my number. I haven't talked to him since that

666
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:15,560
Speaker 1: hockey game four years ago. I don't remember banging fingers Jilridge. Yes,

667
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:19,600
Speaker 1: I think we want okay anyway, So he messages me

668
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 1: and it's like, oh my gosh, that's awesome. Like I

669
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:24,120
Speaker 1: want to send you one. I want to send you

670
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:27,400
Speaker 1: some stuff. I didn't know you loved Baby Yoda And

671
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:29,520
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, that's okay. You really don't have

672
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:31,960
Speaker 1: to Okay, this music going on, I mean, this is

673
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 1: like a long story. So anyway, he was like, I

674
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:40,120
Speaker 1: really want to send you stuff. I was like, no,

675
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:42,880
Speaker 1: it's fine, Please don't like. That's okay, Like I have

676
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:44,960
Speaker 1: this one, it's fine. He's like, where can I send it?

677
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 1: And I was like, you really don't. I don't give

678
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:50,960
Speaker 1: my address out blah blah blah. I should have given

679
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:57,040
Speaker 1: work address. Okay. His his comeback line, she says, I

680
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:59,920
Speaker 1: don't really give my address, and his line to her

681
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:02,920
Speaker 1: what he said, Abby, it's not like I'm going to

682
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:06,000
Speaker 1: stock you. And so I was like, okay, okay, that's fine.

683
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 1: Then yeah, okay, we have a mutual friend. I didn't

684
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:13,800
Speaker 1: think he was creepy. I thought he was trying to

685
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 1: be nice. I guess, so he's not gonna stalker guys.

686
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:19,799
Speaker 1: So what does he do? Oh? I don't like talking, abou.

687
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:21,799
Speaker 1: I feel bad And if he's listening, I'm not trying

688
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:24,239
Speaker 1: to be fine. I just want to get what we're

689
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:32,960
Speaker 1: guess on this. His name is Yeah, it's okay. So

690
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:37,239
Speaker 1: he sent me a baby road Baby Yoda groo. What

691
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 1: do you want to call it? To my house? Okay?

692
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,520
Speaker 1: So you gave him the address because he said you

693
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:43,040
Speaker 1: were going to stock him, and he sent you the

694
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 1: I did. But what did he say? What did the

695
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:48,960
Speaker 1: shirt say? Well, he sent me the grow Goo first

696
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, that's so cute. And then

697
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:53,400
Speaker 1: he sent me a shirt. The next day, I go

698
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 1: my porch. There's a package. It's a shirt and it

699
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:59,360
Speaker 1: says lose your shirt. Yeah. No, baby Yoda is on

700
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:04,360
Speaker 1: the front. It's is feed me and tell me I'm cute. Okay, Okay,

701
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:11,320
Speaker 1: there's a creepy line. He's already started to tiptoe. Okay,

702
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:13,760
Speaker 1: it gets better, guys. Well, the only thing is okay.

703
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:16,640
Speaker 1: So when he was asking me my shirt size, I

704
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,879
Speaker 1: was just like, I'm a small you know, it's it's fine.

705
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:20,920
Speaker 1: But I was like, really, you don't have to send anything.

706
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 1: Please don't under the shirt I'm asking. And then he

707
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:27,080
Speaker 1: was like, well, actually it's it's saying it runs small,

708
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 1: so maybe an extra small. And I was like okay, sure,

709
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:33,920
Speaker 1: let's go for it. Skin tight and get it. Why

710
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:38,839
Speaker 1: is it three XL? Sorry three mini XL. We got

711
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:43,640
Speaker 1: it good, Sorry, coach, it's a child. Okay, so but

712
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:47,480
Speaker 1: he doesn't realize it's too small and picture of yourself?

713
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:55,479
Speaker 1: And right, you just nailed what he said. He said,

714
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 1: will you send me a picture of you in the shirt?

715
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:02,120
Speaker 1: And at this point I was going to put that

716
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 1: picture up at sore Losers Pod. And then the next

717
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:12,560
Speaker 1: day or a few days after that, another package arrives

718
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 1: and he sends her some pajamas. Yeah, he asked me

719
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:18,800
Speaker 1: about my favorite sports team, which is which is Ku

720
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 1: Rock Chalk? Yes, and he sent her a pair of

721
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:24,759
Speaker 1: pajamas and he one obviously wants a picture of you

722
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:30,320
Speaker 1: in those Yes? Did he get the pictures? No? I

723
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:34,920
Speaker 1: don't know what is doing? What do I do in

724
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 1: this situation? Is he said, save those packages and take

725
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:48,240
Speaker 1: them straight to the FBI. They need that. Oh gosh, Abby, Abby.

726
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:51,840
Speaker 1: Do you think he's cute? No? Um, okay, he's not.

727
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:55,919
Speaker 1: He's not bad, but just no, is he is? There's

728
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 1: no potential for this. But he did move away from

729
00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:03,959
Speaker 1: what is the grag oo doll? What was that baby

730
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:06,800
Speaker 1: Yoda you see in the memes on Instagram, So he

731
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:09,600
Speaker 1: stuck with that theme because he thought that's what you liked.

732
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:11,920
Speaker 1: But then he went with the pajamas. What was creepy

733
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:15,279
Speaker 1: about him getting you the pajamas was creepy? No, The

734
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 1: creepy part, right, is that he sent a shirt that

735
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 1: said feed me, I'm cute or something, and it was

736
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,440
Speaker 1: and then he said, hey, let me see you in it,

737
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 1: send me a picture. The shirt had baby Yoda on it,

738
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:29,600
Speaker 1: so it's not like it's that's not creepy. He's like,

739
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:32,000
Speaker 1: how did the shirt fits? She's like, it was three

740
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 1: sizes too small? Being perverse, Eddie, where does it get creepy?

741
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:38,640
Speaker 1: But I think the pajamas is where he got it

742
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:40,880
Speaker 1: got that's it. The line was crossed. Now he was

743
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:43,080
Speaker 1: getting close with the extra small shirt and take a

744
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 1: picture absolutely extra small shirt. It says feed me. Okay,

745
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:49,480
Speaker 1: that's kind of weird, but take a picture of it. Okay,

746
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:52,239
Speaker 1: Now you're getting a little creepy, a little creepy. He's like,

747
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:56,600
Speaker 1: pajamas picture. You crossed the line. But I'm wrong with

748
00:38:56,719 --> 00:38:58,440
Speaker 1: what I said. Now I'm agreeing with with Edie. I

749
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:00,279
Speaker 1: don't know why I said that. The pajama thing. Then

750
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:03,719
Speaker 1: you start to then thinking your head bedtime sleeping. That

751
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 1: is a very creepy move to get somebody pajamas, even

752
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:09,360
Speaker 1: if it's their favorite team or whatever, because it's a

753
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:13,080
Speaker 1: bedroom type feel. He might as well got you or whatever.

754
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:16,560
Speaker 1: You know what I wanted to tell the question. I

755
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:19,880
Speaker 1: want to know that this. Did you wear the pajamas? No,

756
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:27,479
Speaker 1: not yet yet. You're under oath, Abby, You're under oath.

757
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 1: Be honest, we're not We're not going to judge you.

758
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 1: Have you taken a picture yet in the pajamas? No, no,

759
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:37,560
Speaker 1: I've taken the picture. I did send him a picture

760
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:40,479
Speaker 1: of the Yoda, because that's harmless. When not still talk

761
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:43,279
Speaker 1: to him, Oh, of the Yoda? Got it? So he

762
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:48,000
Speaker 1: responds to every single a story I put on Instagram.

763
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:49,880
Speaker 1: And then he asked me what my other stores are?

764
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 1: And he's like, what are your favorite stores? Do you

765
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:54,480
Speaker 1: wear this brand? Do you wear this brand? I have

766
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:57,839
Speaker 1: an answer, just play just giving Victoria's Secret. He wants

767
00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:01,319
Speaker 1: to hear that as a favorite story. Okay, and then

768
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:04,279
Speaker 1: she's like, Victoria's Secret and a Triple X bookstore, those

769
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:06,160
Speaker 1: are my two. I mean, give the guy what he wants.

770
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:08,759
Speaker 1: He will think that's so hot. I don't want that

771
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:11,000
Speaker 1: to be the thing. I don't want this to go

772
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:14,440
Speaker 1: to that. What do I do? I love those the

773
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:20,200
Speaker 1: multiple packages that he impress another manise. It's annoying his

774
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:23,000
Speaker 1: balls to send something across the country and expensive. And

775
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 1: this dude just went and did it three times exactly,

776
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 1: no four times. But yes, as he showed up to

777
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:33,839
Speaker 1: your house yet not that I know of, I don't know. Yes,

778
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:37,440
Speaker 1: he lives here. And here's what. They've never hung out

779
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:40,200
Speaker 1: on a one on one environment. The only time they

780
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:44,919
Speaker 1: ever hung out was in a group. Are you sure

781
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:48,799
Speaker 1: he's sending these these boxes or is he delivering them

782
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:53,719
Speaker 1: their Amazon? They are Amazon? Because that shirt I ended

783
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:57,560
Speaker 1: up returning it different size. He told me to return it.

784
00:40:57,719 --> 00:41:00,360
Speaker 1: He gave me the little QR code. I went to

785
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 1: the place. This is how ridiculous I am. I went

786
00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:06,960
Speaker 1: to UPS and dropped it off and they sent a

787
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:10,480
Speaker 1: new one. Boys, this is a game changer because you

788
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:13,279
Speaker 1: need a doorbell camera. Well no, look it's it's a

789
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:16,479
Speaker 1: game changer. He center the q d R code code

790
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:19,600
Speaker 1: or whatever and like he's this guy was really creepy.

791
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 1: He would hand deliver those to the door. See that's true.

792
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:27,200
Speaker 1: So there's there's a little bit of hope here. There

793
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:30,359
Speaker 1: is no chance that a girl that I've never been

794
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 1: out with, that all I have is her address. I'm

795
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 1: gonna start mailing her packages. But that is no. You

796
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 1: just opened this show with take your shoot your shot.

797
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:43,120
Speaker 1: Oh and no, no, he is shooting his shot in

798
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 1: a very take up picture in the pajamas. I want

799
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 1: to see you in them. Okay, sorry, creepy. This might

800
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:54,879
Speaker 1: be the first person ever have pimpels in the same city. Like, bro,

801
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:58,160
Speaker 1: what do you mail your stuff for? You? You live

802
00:41:58,239 --> 00:42:01,840
Speaker 1: in Nashville, you jackass? He lives next door. Instead of

803
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:05,319
Speaker 1: sending her stuff, why not saying let's go to dinner exactly?

804
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:08,719
Speaker 1: Covid Coach, Covid, he's scared, coach. You never know people

805
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:11,240
Speaker 1: in their fetishes. Maybe he likes the process of mailing

806
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:14,399
Speaker 1: a package. Maybe he thinks that she likes getting gifts.

807
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:17,160
Speaker 1: Is it that's a good thing? He's like, she likes it,

808
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,560
Speaker 1: this is what she wants. I think that's what it is.

809
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:22,880
Speaker 1: He's just trying to But what you don't if you

810
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 1: don't try and get a big money item, that the

811
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:29,319
Speaker 1: stuff that there's no resell diamonds Coach like either either

812
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:31,440
Speaker 1: say hey, I want something else, like give him some

813
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:33,480
Speaker 1: other stores, or you need to tell him, hey, look

814
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:37,160
Speaker 1: I'm not interested. We need to and block him because

815
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:46,440
Speaker 1: what out of this dude? Yeah, that's that. That was

816
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:49,120
Speaker 1: Abby's story, and I thought it was very interesting. I

817
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:51,719
Speaker 1: like this guy though, because we can negotiate with him.

818
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:53,919
Speaker 1: We can get him a date with Abby. He needs

819
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,719
Speaker 1: to give us more packages of stuff of crap that

820
00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:59,719
Speaker 1: we can actually resell, or we can there anything that

821
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:03,560
Speaker 1: we can do. Should we You want us to call him? No,

822
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:07,680
Speaker 1: because he was like, here's the question, the million dollar question.

823
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 1: Can we have his number to call him on the podcast?

824
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:13,319
Speaker 1: I don't have his number that I will not number.

825
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:18,920
Speaker 1: She'll give her geolocation, but she won't give the phone number.

826
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:24,080
Speaker 1: What the girl, I don't know. That was good. That

827
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:27,520
Speaker 1: was good, And that's when the girls come to the guys.

828
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:30,240
Speaker 1: That was a good segment. Coach wish we had imaging.

829
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:33,839
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, I didn't think. I didn't think that far

830
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:36,360
Speaker 1: in advance. All right, I get it. I get it.

831
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:38,680
Speaker 1: The girls come to the guys. Like any of the

832
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:41,240
Speaker 1: girls want to bring a topic to the sore losers,

833
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:45,040
Speaker 1: they can't. Who came up without your wife for you. Okay,

834
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:47,640
Speaker 1: so you were laying any night thinking girls come to

835
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:51,200
Speaker 1: the guys? Yes, sorry, I I when I'm actually not here,

836
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:53,480
Speaker 1: I do kind of think about this podcast every once

837
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:55,480
Speaker 1: in a while and tried to think, Okay, how can

838
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 1: we have this? And I talked to Abby and she

839
00:43:57,719 --> 00:43:59,120
Speaker 1: told me the story, and I was like, okay, we

840
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 1: gotta have her on and what can we say? What

841
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:03,279
Speaker 1: can we call it? We can't just say, oh, we're

842
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:05,560
Speaker 1: bringing Abby and let's think of something cool and catchy.

843
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 1: Girls come to the guy. And when you came up

844
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:10,520
Speaker 1: with it, I like it because it actually is so

845
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:12,600
Speaker 1: catchy that it tells me you really put a lot

846
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:14,560
Speaker 1: of thought into it. So when you came up with it,

847
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:16,440
Speaker 1: the first person you told was that your wife, and

848
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:18,520
Speaker 1: she was like, that's a great idea. I don't think

849
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:20,239
Speaker 1: I said it to my wife because it's a really

850
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 1: good it's a really good title. Like regardless, if it

851
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:25,880
Speaker 1: defines exactly what the segment is, it's I like it.

852
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:29,840
Speaker 1: It makes a good title, good segment, way better than

853
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:33,560
Speaker 1: would you rather coach? You killed it? Thank you, Abby.

854
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 1: All we needed was a stalker to come into Abby's life.

855
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:41,400
Speaker 1: Thank you. You know Abby, maybe a regular, because she

856
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:45,239
Speaker 1: has plenty of stories I have want to tell you.

857
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:48,800
Speaker 1: I think that some of our podcasters like a woman's

858
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:52,480
Speaker 1: voice in their ears while they're working. They don't always

859
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 1: like listening to three dudes. Abby, Can you whisper something

860
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:59,759
Speaker 1: to all our listeners are doing today that you coachy?

861
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,520
Speaker 1: I was given her an example. Hello, there's some guy

862
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:09,240
Speaker 1: in his tractor right now about to dang hump the thing. Okay,

863
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:14,239
Speaker 1: all right, all right, this is an email. We are

864
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:19,520
Speaker 1: the store losers at gmail dot com. But hey, if

865
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:22,840
Speaker 1: you're on Attractor Craig get Boys high coaches love the

866
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:25,040
Speaker 1: show and look forward to every podcast. Just listen to

867
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:27,879
Speaker 1: the podcast and heard a recall of the sign guy

868
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:31,000
Speaker 1: gig that Raymond Raimundo passed on almost got it well.

869
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:35,839
Speaker 1: In my early twenties, well in my early twenties, before kids,

870
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:38,719
Speaker 1: I used to work for a road construction company. Lived

871
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:42,880
Speaker 1: out a motel for months April through October, worked by asshole,

872
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:45,279
Speaker 1: but then I was off the rest of the year

873
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:48,240
Speaker 1: and was able to collect unemployment. What did I tell you, guys?

874
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:52,279
Speaker 1: And three months back then my hour hourly rate was

875
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:57,200
Speaker 1: thirty six dollars an hour? What and maybe more depending

876
00:45:57,239 --> 00:46:00,239
Speaker 1: on the area, sometimes more for so cal Some of

877
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 1: the best experiences of my life were out there on

878
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:06,040
Speaker 1: the road working up and down California, Oregon, Nevada, and

879
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:09,880
Speaker 1: Arizona with three dudes in a hotel room. Our operation

880
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,600
Speaker 1: was a little different. On top of stationary flagging for

881
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:15,560
Speaker 1: twelve hours, we were a moving operation. We did not

882
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:18,560
Speaker 1: shut down roads, but we had to run ahead, beside

883
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:22,400
Speaker 1: and behind the operation in direct traffic. So they're moving

884
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:26,839
Speaker 1: doing roadwork and she's running alongside the car a woman. Yes, Oh,

885
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:28,759
Speaker 1: I thought it was I'm sorry sexist. I thought it

886
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:30,799
Speaker 1: was a dude. Best shape. Wait wait wait wait wait,

887
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:33,640
Speaker 1: So that's different. That's different because she gets her own

888
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:35,600
Speaker 1: hotel room. She didn't have to share with three dude

889
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:39,800
Speaker 1: exactly best sent, best shape of my life, especially with

890
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 1: the hills and no lunch breaks for the whole shift.

891
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:45,800
Speaker 1: Oh and can't forget the awesome tan. I attached a

892
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:48,000
Speaker 1: few picks from a monsoon storm. I had to hold

893
00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 1: traffic sign in Nevada. It was hailing and everything. Opening

894
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:55,800
Speaker 1: these pictures now, I love it. Signed Janet dude, I

895
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:58,160
Speaker 1: to Everything she just said is exactly what I said,

896
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:00,840
Speaker 1: and it proves my point that you can make Boku bucks,

897
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:02,560
Speaker 1: but you do have to live in a hotel room

898
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 1: and probably not leave that area for three months. But

899
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:08,520
Speaker 1: she has it way better couch, she had her own room.

900
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:11,719
Speaker 1: And what did I tell you, guys, three months you've

901
00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 1: done the whole year. You make enough to support yourself,

902
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:18,920
Speaker 1: probably not a family. But that when I worked in

903
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:20,680
Speaker 1: the news and they would send us to another town

904
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 1: to do a story or whatever, we'd have to share

905
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:26,399
Speaker 1: hotel rooms with the reporter, and I found a way

906
00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:28,560
Speaker 1: to get out of it. Every single time. This is

907
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:34,560
Speaker 1: Bob Roebuck. This one dude did no but he was

908
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:41,600
Speaker 1: but because she was he's I'm sure he's fine with it.

909
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:45,920
Speaker 1: Like but but he was twenty thirty years older than me,

910
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:49,640
Speaker 1: and and we would check into these rooms towns you

911
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 1: ready for me, and every single time we'd opened the door,

912
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:57,239
Speaker 1: he'd be like, this is stupid, Like like, what what's wrong, dude,

913
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:01,120
Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a grown and like, don't need to

914
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 1: be sharing a room with you. And then so I

915
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:07,480
Speaker 1: would get in the bathroom and take a dump. As

916
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:10,600
Speaker 1: soon as we got there and I came out, he goes,

917
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:14,160
Speaker 1: did you just take a dump in the bathroom? I'm like, yeah,

918
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:18,399
Speaker 1: that's it, I'm buying you another room. Hey, So ever

919
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:20,759
Speaker 1: since then, you would always just buy me another room.

920
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,520
Speaker 1: We would never share rooms. Even though the company was like,

921
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:25,879
Speaker 1: you have to share rooms, He's like, nah, i'll pay,

922
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:28,360
Speaker 1: I'll pay the money. He's in his own room. So

923
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 1: he would pay for your room every time. That's baffling.

924
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:35,920
Speaker 1: That's just because because the company would wasn't gonna pay

925
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:37,880
Speaker 1: for two rooms, but he would because he didn't want

926
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:39,399
Speaker 1: to stay in the same room with me. And then

927
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:42,680
Speaker 1: one time. Some people are weird about that. They want

928
00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:45,359
Speaker 1: their own space, even though we could all just shack

929
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:48,239
Speaker 1: up same bed together, no prob. But at this point

930
00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:50,239
Speaker 1: in my life, I'm I'm with that dude, like, hey,

931
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:53,360
Speaker 1: thirty nine years old, I don't need to be sharing

932
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:55,200
Speaker 1: a room. I wonder why you wouldn't share a room

933
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:59,040
Speaker 1: with me in Vegas. That's why he's a grown man. Ray,

934
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:02,880
Speaker 1: you shucked something, dude, trying to let me show you. Ray,

935
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:09,400
Speaker 1: I'm a grown man. Does yours look like this? You

936
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:14,200
Speaker 1: know where the robes are here at the Monte carl Though, Well,

937
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:16,719
Speaker 1: why do you say that? So I left my bag

938
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:18,440
Speaker 1: in there by accident when I went to go check

939
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:20,080
Speaker 1: into my new room, and I came back to get

940
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:22,120
Speaker 1: it and the dude he was in the robe. He

941
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:24,640
Speaker 1: had lit in a candle. I'm like, all right, you

942
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:26,640
Speaker 1: know what, we're both in the thank you, We're both

943
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:28,520
Speaker 1: gonna get different. Some people when they get in the

944
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:30,840
Speaker 1: hotel room think that they're like on a vaca or

945
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:33,319
Speaker 1: some I don't know, they live in a different world. Dude,

946
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:36,000
Speaker 1: when you're in the hotel, what, what do you sleep

947
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:39,760
Speaker 1: when you sleep naked? No? My underwear? Like I always

948
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:46,799
Speaker 1: do you sleep naked? What? I sleep naked at my house?

949
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:50,880
Speaker 1: So when I'm at the hotel, I sleep naked also, dang,

950
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,760
Speaker 1: and the baby's walking whenever and they just see thiring.

951
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:57,919
Speaker 1: No they don't ours our room is upstairs. They can't

952
00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:00,919
Speaker 1: come upstairs. Oh, eventually they will come. Eventually you're gonna

953
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:05,000
Speaker 1: have to, I mean, unless you're cool with them just seeing. Well,

954
00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:06,759
Speaker 1: why don't you just lay out your whole floor plan,

955
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:10,440
Speaker 1: our bedrooms up to the ride, adjacent from the his

956
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 1: and hers bathroom staircase. So Eddie, so you got free

957
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:19,520
Speaker 1: rooms and that's how you avoided it because the one

958
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:22,600
Speaker 1: dude didn't like, you're taking a crap it every time.

959
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:24,959
Speaker 1: It was amazing. Well, and usually the rule of thumb

960
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:26,680
Speaker 1: is if you're chearing it, you go down to the

961
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:30,480
Speaker 1: lower level bathroom. I mean usually you go down to

962
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:32,319
Speaker 1: the lobby. I mean that's what I do it, even

963
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:35,160
Speaker 1: with my wife. I'm like, hey, sweetie, I'll be downstairs

964
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:36,920
Speaker 1: in the lobby, you know what I mean. That's the

965
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,560
Speaker 1: thing because the hotels that you don't have your sprays there,

966
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:42,200
Speaker 1: you don't have your this, you're that you have a spray.

967
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:44,520
Speaker 1: I mean, of course I do. Coach, you have a

968
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 1: spray lunchbox. I don't spy, I don't anything. I don't

969
00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:51,600
Speaker 1: even think it smells. But the kids are all just like, jeez, dad,

970
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:53,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't smell anything. You know, it smells.

971
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:56,160
Speaker 1: Come on, like, let's not be dumb. You know. Once

972
00:50:56,239 --> 00:50:58,279
Speaker 1: in a while, Once in a while, I get one

973
00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:02,239
Speaker 1: that's like time your crap smells, there's one percent you

974
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:03,799
Speaker 1: can go in there and do it and doesn't smell,

975
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:06,520
Speaker 1: but every other time it stinks. Gonna get some spray

976
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:09,440
Speaker 1: boys the best when you go go ahead right, Sorry, no,

977
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:12,040
Speaker 1: that's it, No, that's perfect. But I'm saying, just because

978
00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:14,200
Speaker 1: of that, you would a hotel you don't even know

979
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:15,640
Speaker 1: if they have a fan in there. For God's sake.

980
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:21,400
Speaker 1: Next thing, I need pop potpourri. I need popo. Now.

981
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:24,520
Speaker 1: I've heard of that. It's supposedly where you spray it beforehand.

982
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:27,200
Speaker 1: You spray it into the toilet bowl. Didn't help when

983
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:30,000
Speaker 1: I got before you do it and then it won't stink.

984
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:35,000
Speaker 1: It masks in the toilet. Yeah, you smell it. I

985
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:42,440
Speaker 1: thought you sprayed in your ass. God you're burning. He's like,

986
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:45,360
Speaker 1: I sprayed it in my mouth. I never needed a

987
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:51,839
Speaker 1: wife after I sprayed it. Boys. Hey, guys, long time

988
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:54,000
Speaker 1: no talk. Monday is my birthday, so a shout out

989
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:56,680
Speaker 1: would be great. I love the podcast, loving the guests,

990
00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:59,720
Speaker 1: especially when you talk about sports. Anyway, this loyal listener

991
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:04,120
Speaker 1: they the world and I would maybe skip forward or backwards. Anyway,

992
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:06,239
Speaker 1: This loyal listener thinks the world of you and hopes

993
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:11,000
Speaker 1: she's not being forgotten. Sexist bastards. What because Eddie goes, Oh,

994
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:14,680
Speaker 1: this guy's gonna be mad about this one. Coach, it's

995
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:18,359
Speaker 1: a she, you guys said he. I say, guys, all

996
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:21,040
Speaker 1: the time has been crazy and not a long time

997
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:24,439
Speaker 1: to listen to the podcast on time. I always listen

998
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:26,080
Speaker 1: to make sure I'm up to date. Keep up the

999
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:30,040
Speaker 1: good work. Uh, love you a loyal listener. Packer Girl.

1000
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:33,400
Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Packer Girl. Packer Girl, I'll tweet her right now,

1001
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:37,000
Speaker 1: very happy birthday to Packer Girl. I actually just got

1002
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:39,000
Speaker 1: a message about that this morning to wish her a

1003
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:42,040
Speaker 1: happy birthday. She is a big time booster. Where is

1004
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:47,399
Speaker 1: she on tweeter right now? Uh? Some of the people,

1005
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:50,000
Speaker 1: I've realized they do them late. So sometimes I don't

1006
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:51,800
Speaker 1: even know if our sports updates need to be of

1007
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:54,080
Speaker 1: that day or the day before the day next day.

1008
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:56,839
Speaker 1: Some people say they listen two months later. So how

1009
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,319
Speaker 1: ridiculous is it to hear Eddie talk about a dollar

1010
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:02,360
Speaker 1: bet way after the fact? Is what? It kind of

1011
00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:05,919
Speaker 1: keeps me up at night. Oh yeah, speaking of I lost,

1012
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,680
Speaker 1: I lost again on NASCAR. Coach, you down two dollars.

1013
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 1: Do you want to know what something? Did you bet

1014
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:12,799
Speaker 1: on the golf tournament? Yeah? I did? Yeah, my boy

1015
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:16,200
Speaker 1: Willie Mac didn't make the cut, but never saw coach

1016
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:20,320
Speaker 1: the TV coach he didn't. He got no broadcast, no

1017
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 1: TV much less the cut. Coach, you didn't make what

1018
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 1: he missed it by one stroke? For the stupid news

1019
00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:30,680
Speaker 1: article that you read on Perez Hilton dot com. You

1020
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:32,799
Speaker 1: know what was crazy is the weekend before I don't

1021
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:34,640
Speaker 1: even know what tournament was, but I was watching. That

1022
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:38,080
Speaker 1: was the waste management coach was waste. Yes, I don't know,

1023
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:39,680
Speaker 1: I'm e have been two weeks. It was two weeks.

1024
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,919
Speaker 1: But they were saying, here are three guys to look

1025
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:47,879
Speaker 1: into next week. And one of the guys they said, yeah,

1026
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:50,200
Speaker 1: homers coach. He's home is finished top ten in the

1027
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:52,480
Speaker 1: last three I understand, but he has only won one

1028
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:55,640
Speaker 1: tournament in his life. That's not very surprising. But he's

1029
00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:58,719
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Hot golfers stay hot, can't lays hot.

1030
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:02,080
Speaker 1: Home was hot. Hey that's Sam Burns. Guy. Guys, look

1031
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:04,080
Speaker 1: out for Sam Burns. He's gonna be a good one.

1032
00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:07,640
Speaker 1: Say a freaking seven stroke leaves. Sam Burns was three.

1033
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:11,000
Speaker 1: They said this last weekend, last Sundays. They said, going

1034
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:13,440
Speaker 1: into next week's tournament, these are three guys you might

1035
00:54:13,719 --> 00:54:16,560
Speaker 1: look because he just did good. I'm telling you these

1036
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:18,640
Speaker 1: golfers are good, then they are good the next week.

1037
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:23,879
Speaker 1: So guess who's gonna play great next week? Burns guarantee it. Yeah, Feenale,

1038
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:26,680
Speaker 1: He's gonna be great as well. Usually the top five

1039
00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:29,719
Speaker 1: are amazing the next week and then they cool off.

1040
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:32,239
Speaker 1: That's just how it is. That's golf. I hate to

1041
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:35,840
Speaker 1: break down golf guys, but that's just really how it is.

1042
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:38,400
Speaker 1: And yeah, Homer, he's known in Twitter. He's funny. Apparently

1043
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:41,160
Speaker 1: on Twitter he's really sarcastic, got a great sense of humor.

1044
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:43,800
Speaker 1: They've kind of talked about him a little bit, but

1045
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:46,640
Speaker 1: as of late, he's been the guy everybody's pointing to

1046
00:54:46,719 --> 00:54:48,239
Speaker 1: to win it, and he won it. There we go.

1047
00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:51,440
Speaker 1: But feene Female is gonna be great again next week,

1048
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:55,040
Speaker 1: guarantee it, mark my words. So and I'll hang up

1049
00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:58,920
Speaker 1: and listen. If Webb Simpson plays next week, he'll be

1050
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:03,640
Speaker 1: a top Tenor did speed play this tournament? No? He did.

1051
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:08,080
Speaker 1: He finished up in number fourteen. I think, yeah, he he,

1052
00:55:08,239 --> 00:55:10,440
Speaker 1: I mean he was, he was doing really well. But

1053
00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:12,680
Speaker 1: the last week. I mean it's guys. You have to

1054
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:15,640
Speaker 1: understand when when you can't finish around because of weather

1055
00:55:15,719 --> 00:55:17,759
Speaker 1: delay or whatever, Like did you see how bad that

1056
00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:20,759
Speaker 1: wind was on Saturday? No? I didn't even notice that.

1057
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:24,520
Speaker 1: So there was a weather delay because uh, Keegan Bradley

1058
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:26,520
Speaker 1: he not he lands one right in the middle of

1059
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:30,000
Speaker 1: the of there, didn't he No, he lands in the

1060
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:31,640
Speaker 1: middle of the green. It starts trailing to the back

1061
00:55:31,719 --> 00:55:34,640
Speaker 1: of the green where the pin is not a great shot. Well,

1062
00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:37,560
Speaker 1: the wind takes it straight left and back and the

1063
00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:39,440
Speaker 1: thing goes from middle of the green all the way

1064
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:41,640
Speaker 1: off the green. And they're like, we can't play like this,

1065
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:44,239
Speaker 1: Like this is ridiculous. It was a great shot and

1066
00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:46,640
Speaker 1: now it's off the green. Me and Dodd did two

1067
00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:48,880
Speaker 1: bets on Saturday. It was a partlay, but two of

1068
00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:51,279
Speaker 1: the bets were a golf we need a DJ to

1069
00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:53,440
Speaker 1: beat home and I believe they tied so and then

1070
00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:56,560
Speaker 1: the other so that one got delayed six hours I think,

1071
00:55:56,680 --> 00:55:58,960
Speaker 1: wasn't it delayed for okay, And so the other thing

1072
00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:01,480
Speaker 1: we bet was the NHL guys were in Lake Tahoe.

1073
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:05,120
Speaker 1: This is the funniest thing we bet the as the

1074
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:08,400
Speaker 1: two things we bet both were delayed eight hours. There

1075
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:10,880
Speaker 1: was something wrong with the ice. So they delayed our

1076
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:13,640
Speaker 1: abs bet from noon until like eleven pm at night.

1077
00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:17,600
Speaker 1: This was the outdoor game. Yeah, it was too it

1078
00:56:17,719 --> 00:56:21,160
Speaker 1: was too sunny. They had to wait till midnight. Coach.

1079
00:56:21,239 --> 00:56:23,959
Speaker 1: We couldn't even get a bet to start much less

1080
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:27,800
Speaker 1: to hit good God. So yes, I get that you

1081
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:30,160
Speaker 1: can't play hockey when the ice has melted. You can't

1082
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:33,080
Speaker 1: race cars when the track is wet, like that's dangerous.

1083
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:36,799
Speaker 1: But if there's extreme wind, shouldn't that just be part

1084
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:40,920
Speaker 1: of the game. I understand. Like it's not fair when

1085
00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:42,480
Speaker 1: you put the ball and it stops and then the

1086
00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:45,080
Speaker 1: wind moves it again. Like, I get it, but that's

1087
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:47,719
Speaker 1: your that's your job to market as soon as it stops. Eddie,

1088
00:56:47,719 --> 00:56:52,040
Speaker 1: I am with you, because like sometimes in the British Open,

1089
00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:53,560
Speaker 1: you play in the morning the winds are calm, and

1090
00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:55,800
Speaker 1: then you play in the afternoon and the winds are bad. Sorry,

1091
00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:58,239
Speaker 1: that's just the the the cards are dealt that way.

1092
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:01,560
Speaker 1: You're you're d o. You deal with it. The rain comes,

1093
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:03,600
Speaker 1: you still gotta play in the morning. Guys, missed the rain.

1094
00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:05,960
Speaker 1: They don't stop it because of rain. So the win,

1095
00:57:06,239 --> 00:57:09,440
Speaker 1: let's play, boys, I mean, even if it's fifty win

1096
00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:12,040
Speaker 1: where the ball is going ruth straight left because of

1097
00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:14,680
Speaker 1: the win. I think that's part of the game. Like, alright, sorry,

1098
00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:19,400
Speaker 1: you're gonna shoot twelve over today, guys, not to uh derail,

1099
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:21,400
Speaker 1: but lunch, do we want to play the audio. Yes,

1100
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:22,600
Speaker 1: I want to go to this. I meant to go

1101
00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:25,640
Speaker 1: to this. After Abby's creepy segment, read the script next time.

1102
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:29,240
Speaker 1: Rudy Gili Giuliani was on a show remembering Rush limball

1103
00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:32,280
Speaker 1: this past I think it was on Friday maybe, and

1104
00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:34,200
Speaker 1: he talked, I mean, you want to talk about one

1105
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:37,520
Speaker 1: sending the ultimate creepy. He talked about playing in a

1106
00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:41,440
Speaker 1: golf tournament and seeing Michelle we hit it, and he

1107
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:45,120
Speaker 1: refers to Rush as Roger just half way. I thanks

1108
00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:49,600
Speaker 1: for no context, lunch. Here's the clip. Do you have

1109
00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:52,680
Speaker 1: time for a funny story? Yeah, we got about it.

1110
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:54,960
Speaker 1: We got about a minute. I get this one done

1111
00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:57,320
Speaker 1: in a minute. So every once in a while, I

1112
00:57:57,400 --> 00:58:00,000
Speaker 1: just always I was always his part, so we'd always

1113
00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:02,479
Speaker 1: ride together. He always he always wanted me to drive

1114
00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:06,920
Speaker 1: because he wanted to be smoking cigars. So one day

1115
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,640
Speaker 1: we're driving at least Papa ROXI and driving us crazy

1116
00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:11,560
Speaker 1: to take a picture, to take a pictures, to take

1117
00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:14,080
Speaker 1: a pictures, and he said, Juliani, what did you do?

1118
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:16,160
Speaker 1: Now they're all following you around. You know how I

1119
00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:20,200
Speaker 1: hate pictures taken. I know you're famous, but damn, can't

1120
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:23,800
Speaker 1: you tell him to stay away. He's like growling, and

1121
00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:25,560
Speaker 1: I say, you can just come up to the come

1122
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:28,120
Speaker 1: up to the green with me. Come on, so on

1123
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:30,360
Speaker 1: the grind is Michelle Willi and she's getting ready to

1124
00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:34,360
Speaker 1: put now. Michelle will is gorgeous. She's six ft and

1125
00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:37,480
Speaker 1: she has a strange putting stance. She bends all the

1126
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:45,480
Speaker 1: way over and her panties show. And the press was

1127
00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:49,840
Speaker 1: going crazy it will following her around because they were

1128
00:58:49,880 --> 00:58:53,280
Speaker 1: trying to take pictures of her panties. I said, Roger,

1129
00:58:54,120 --> 00:58:57,480
Speaker 1: it's not me, it's not you, it's her panties. Right,

1130
00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:01,920
Speaker 1: is that okay to tell that? I'm not sure we

1131
00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:10,320
Speaker 1: already told it. I don't know what that's very interesting,

1132
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:12,960
Speaker 1: Like it wasn't even great to begin with, and then

1133
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,040
Speaker 1: it was kind of at a twist of gross. Coach, Well,

1134
00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:17,160
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying, like, what are you doing? Why

1135
00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:19,600
Speaker 1: would you go? I mean, I mean, hold on, there's

1136
00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:22,360
Speaker 1: a way to tell that story that the paparazzi was

1137
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:25,640
Speaker 1: trying to like get a shot of her and her panties.

1138
00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:28,080
Speaker 1: But I mean, it's just a weird thing to kind

1139
00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:30,920
Speaker 1: of like bring up out of it sounded to me

1140
00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:32,959
Speaker 1: when I'm listening to it. I was like, this, dude,

1141
00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:34,880
Speaker 1: sounds so creepy that he would like it to me.

1142
00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:37,080
Speaker 1: It was like, no, no, look at her panties. Look

1143
00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:39,919
Speaker 1: at her panties, dude, they're looking at her. I don't

1144
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:41,720
Speaker 1: think the press was worried about taking a picture of

1145
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:45,240
Speaker 1: her panties, is what I'm saying. Oh, they weren't, and

1146
00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:47,520
Speaker 1: I would leave then I would leave that story out.

1147
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:50,000
Speaker 1: I just wouldn't tell that story. I don't think I

1148
00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:51,920
Speaker 1: would ever tell a story. He's the one that said, hey,

1149
00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:56,080
Speaker 1: we got time for a funny story, like like like say, say,

1150
00:59:56,240 --> 00:59:59,360
Speaker 1: like you're you're you're famous, right and you're playing golf

1151
00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:02,240
Speaker 1: or whatever, but in background there's a girl sunbathing naked,

1152
01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:04,320
Speaker 1: and they're all like, hey, lunch box picture over here,

1153
01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:05,880
Speaker 1: a picture over here. And then you find out you're like, wait,

1154
01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:07,440
Speaker 1: they weren't even pointing the camera at me because there

1155
01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:09,320
Speaker 1: was a girl naked behind me. That was the whole

1156
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:12,160
Speaker 1: reason they were But the way he said, he was

1157
01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:14,880
Speaker 1: trying to say it, but it's not, it's sound a

1158
01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:16,960
Speaker 1: very creepy. I mean I heard it. I'm just knowing

1159
01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:22,160
Speaker 1: what this is so cringeworthy, so cringeworthy. But those radio

1160
01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:24,360
Speaker 1: guys didn't help him either, Like they were just like,

1161
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:27,400
Speaker 1: well that was Is that okay to tell that? When

1162
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:30,280
Speaker 1: the guy goes, well, we've already told it. It was

1163
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:32,320
Speaker 1: radio guys almost were kind of backing away from it

1164
01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:34,120
Speaker 1: a little bit. Yeah, they didn't want to be a

1165
01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:37,400
Speaker 1: part of it. They're like, oh, we're live. You just

1166
01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:40,640
Speaker 1: did tell it. We'll roll with the boy, all right.

1167
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:43,560
Speaker 1: That was a good sports podcast. Guys. Hey, we talked

1168
01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:45,800
Speaker 1: about sports for about I don't know. Oh, we'll do

1169
01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:49,960
Speaker 1: one sports story. Michael Pittman Jr. Told Carson Wentz, I'm

1170
01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:55,040
Speaker 1: number eleven, not changing, not not giving up his jersey number.

1171
01:00:57,520 --> 01:01:00,640
Speaker 1: That's all I got. Oh thanks, God, Hey, well you

1172
01:01:00,680 --> 01:01:04,120
Speaker 1: already told it, so there you go. Was that okay

1173
01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:07,560
Speaker 1: to tell it? Doesn't matter? I'm in here in the

1174
01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:10,840
Speaker 1: booth doing the cringe face. Oh man, I just I

1175
01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:12,320
Speaker 1: mean that was there was something he needed to be

1176
01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:15,400
Speaker 1: sports that was sports. I mean, so I just googled

1177
01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:17,200
Speaker 1: Michelle we because I didn't know when she looked like

1178
01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:19,680
Speaker 1: she's really pretty. Oh you don't know who Michelle we is.

1179
01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:23,800
Speaker 1: She turned pro at like fourteen, like she was really young,

1180
01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:26,200
Speaker 1: and I don't think she ever lived up to the hype.

1181
01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:28,320
Speaker 1: I don't know if she's ever won anything. I mean,

1182
01:01:28,360 --> 01:01:30,200
Speaker 1: I don't really follow women's golf, so I don't know.

1183
01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:33,440
Speaker 1: But I don't really follow women's sports. I don't think

1184
01:01:33,480 --> 01:01:35,920
Speaker 1: they're good enough to play sports. I just don't want.

1185
01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:38,760
Speaker 1: I just don't know. Let me see, has she ever won?

1186
01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:40,959
Speaker 1: Let's see what? All Right, we gotta go because Rai's

1187
01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:43,200
Speaker 1: gotta go do some work. All right, let's oh, she's

1188
01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:46,160
Speaker 1: won five times? Never mind, there you go, coach, Wait

1189
01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:49,720
Speaker 1: a discreditor she won? Doesn't say? I don't even know

1190
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:52,400
Speaker 1: what the heck that? But all right, that's a good

1191
01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:55,320
Speaker 1: tie in with the Russia Limbos story. Coach. I didn't

1192
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:57,440
Speaker 1: even have to do with Rush. It was really just

1193
01:01:57,600 --> 01:02:00,280
Speaker 1: a story about paparazzi and a golfer. One because she

1194
01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:03,720
Speaker 1: was playing golf with Rush. Oh she was, no, he was.

1195
01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:07,240
Speaker 1: He was playing golf? Did I Did he say that?

1196
01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:09,280
Speaker 1: In that clip? He goes, we were playing golf and

1197
01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:11,280
Speaker 1: he always wanted me to drive because he wanted to

1198
01:02:11,320 --> 01:02:15,520
Speaker 1: smoke his cigars and people were taking pictures. Okay, so

1199
01:02:15,640 --> 01:02:18,360
Speaker 1: it could have been anyone, but okay, alright, coach, I

1200
01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:19,840
Speaker 1: just thought it as a creepy clip. And I thought,

1201
01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:22,840
Speaker 1: you know, hey, we needed something on here all the time.

1202
01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:27,960
Speaker 1: All Right, okay, alright, we're done. I always loved when

1203
01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:32,320
Speaker 1: we ended awkward, like you know, movie movie and he's

1204
01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:35,000
Speaker 1: checked out, he's checked out. Let's go. Movies finished with

1205
01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:38,720
Speaker 1: a bang. Uh when you're leaving the everything finishes with

1206
01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:41,840
Speaker 1: a bang. In life our podcast, ye well ye yeah.

1207
01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:44,760
Speaker 1: I mean I think it's just mainly because lunch boss

1208
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:46,800
Speaker 1: would be here for five hours. I mean, he doesn't

1209
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:49,720
Speaker 1: want to go home. He's been chilling all day. Like, well,

1210
01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:52,560
Speaker 1: if there's another good story, then tell it. If we've

1211
01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:57,120
Speaker 1: run out, you hit the buzzard, that's our out. I

1212
01:02:57,240 --> 01:03:03,200
Speaker 1: tried to force that Carson went story. I'm a little

1213
01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:07,760
Speaker 1: disappointed myself and bringing that up, But it worked because

1214
01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:12,400
Speaker 1: Juliani forced that story because and congrats the Batter's box.

1215
01:03:12,480 --> 01:03:16,360
Speaker 1: By the way, he got on the news last night.

1216
01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:20,040
Speaker 1: What to give me the clip? Well, he he was

1217
01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:23,000
Speaker 1: just standing there, he wasn't talking. His neighborhood was the

1218
01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:26,960
Speaker 1: last one without pol and so his wife started tweeting

1219
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:29,600
Speaker 1: the news. The News got in touch with her, and

1220
01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:31,800
Speaker 1: the News came out and did a story on their neighborhood,

1221
01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:35,640
Speaker 1: and an hour after an air they had power, so

1222
01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:39,280
Speaker 1: became a non story. No, no, because they saw the

1223
01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:41,240
Speaker 1: news story. An hour later, the crew was out there

1224
01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:44,960
Speaker 1: fixing it. Oh, so way to go news. Yeah, so

1225
01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:48,000
Speaker 1: my brother's wife shout out to batters Box's wife are

1226
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:50,240
Speaker 1: getting things done? Because I heard I heard that they

1227
01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:52,720
Speaker 1: still didn't have power, like over the weekend. Yeah, they

1228
01:03:52,760 --> 01:03:56,040
Speaker 1: were the last fifteen houses in his neighborhood and that

1229
01:03:56,120 --> 01:03:58,240
Speaker 1: didn't have power. They even had the mayor out there.

1230
01:03:58,880 --> 01:04:02,400
Speaker 1: And what's crazy, as though he was there. No, not Julianna,

1231
01:04:02,520 --> 01:04:04,640
Speaker 1: but my wife, my brother's wife. She'll get things done.

1232
01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:07,120
Speaker 1: She's a complainer and she she'll she'll bark up the five.

1233
01:04:07,400 --> 01:04:11,480
Speaker 1: He's a complainer. Hey, the first time I ever met her. No,

1234
01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:13,560
Speaker 1: do you want to hear a funny story? Hey, lunch

1235
01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:16,720
Speaker 1: has Oh yeah, news five? Stay your name? What if

1236
01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:22,440
Speaker 1: everybody that's a Batter's box ray? Alright, no, Lunch tell it.

1237
01:04:22,840 --> 01:04:26,680
Speaker 1: So we were meeting. My thing got canceled. So it did. Yeah, coach,

1238
01:04:26,720 --> 01:04:30,320
Speaker 1: you got pushed tomorrow. We're at eating We were eating dinner.

1239
01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:32,760
Speaker 1: I was meeting my brother and his now wife. They

1240
01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:34,760
Speaker 1: were just dating and so I get there and they're

1241
01:04:34,760 --> 01:04:37,520
Speaker 1: in the bar, and they're like, hey, oh, what's going on. Oh,

1242
01:04:37,560 --> 01:04:40,040
Speaker 1: they said thirty minutes for a table. They're like, all right, cool.

1243
01:04:40,720 --> 01:04:45,840
Speaker 1: At thirty one minutes, my brother's now wife got up

1244
01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:48,280
Speaker 1: from the table, went to the hostess in and said,

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01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:52,000
Speaker 1: it has been thirty one minutes. You told us thirty minutes.

1246
01:04:52,200 --> 01:04:55,200
Speaker 1: Where is our table? And they said, ma'am, it's just

1247
01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:59,920
Speaker 1: you know, you have reservations, they said, having drinks or

1248
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:02,400
Speaker 1: what we were having drinks. But that's a little uptight,

1249
01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:08,720
Speaker 1: she said, she said, she goes goes straight vodka. It's

1250
01:05:09,240 --> 01:05:14,160
Speaker 1: thirty one minutes. When you tell someone thirty minutes. When

1251
01:05:14,280 --> 01:05:16,880
Speaker 1: you tell someone thirty minutes, they should have a table

1252
01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:18,680
Speaker 1: in thirty minutes. They said, well, man, it's just kind

1253
01:05:18,680 --> 01:05:20,440
Speaker 1: of an estimate. We don't know how long people are

1254
01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:23,080
Speaker 1: going to eat. And then you have reservations on top

1255
01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:24,880
Speaker 1: of that, so you would brother takes someone that has

1256
01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:27,280
Speaker 1: a reservation that's not here yet instead of someone that's

1257
01:05:27,280 --> 01:05:29,160
Speaker 1: in front of you that's ready to spend their money.

1258
01:05:29,360 --> 01:05:31,680
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah blah blah. And my brother looks at

1259
01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:34,160
Speaker 1: me and he goes, well, they said thirty to forty five.

1260
01:05:34,240 --> 01:05:35,800
Speaker 1: I just told her thirty and I didn't know she

1261
01:05:37,880 --> 01:05:42,680
Speaker 1: let her drown. And so a couple minutes later they

1262
01:05:42,720 --> 01:05:44,680
Speaker 1: come and tell us a table's ready. I didn't move.

1263
01:05:44,760 --> 01:05:46,720
Speaker 1: I just sat at the bar waited ten minutes, and

1264
01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:48,280
Speaker 1: I went and walked through the restaurant and found him

1265
01:05:48,280 --> 01:05:50,040
Speaker 1: because I was not going to be associated with that.

1266
01:05:52,920 --> 01:05:56,080
Speaker 1: Pro tip maybe it's not, but with my wife, whatever

1267
01:05:56,160 --> 01:05:58,040
Speaker 1: the time they tell me, I always take off, like

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01:05:58,160 --> 01:06:00,520
Speaker 1: thirty minutes or fit you know it. You if they

1269
01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:02,640
Speaker 1: say hour and a half, it's typically not going to

1270
01:06:02,720 --> 01:06:04,360
Speaker 1: be an hour and a half. If I tell my

1271
01:06:04,440 --> 01:06:06,240
Speaker 1: wife hour and a half, then we're gonna go restaurant

1272
01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:08,200
Speaker 1: hop and and by the time you get somewhere else,

1273
01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:09,880
Speaker 1: you're gonna already have a table. So uch. I do

1274
01:06:09,920 --> 01:06:11,520
Speaker 1: it every time I come back with they said, like

1275
01:06:13,480 --> 01:06:15,720
Speaker 1: my thing is, it's like I think, if you're gonna wait,

1276
01:06:15,880 --> 01:06:19,120
Speaker 1: just wait, like white count thirty one minutes, you know

1277
01:06:19,160 --> 01:06:21,600
Speaker 1: what I mean, just wait, Like if you know it's packed,

1278
01:06:21,680 --> 01:06:23,320
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a long wait. Well, do we want

1279
01:06:23,360 --> 01:06:25,160
Speaker 1: to wait here or do we not? That's the thing.

1280
01:06:25,800 --> 01:06:28,120
Speaker 1: If you're in the waiting mindset, if you're waiting thirty,

1281
01:06:28,160 --> 01:06:31,560
Speaker 1: I mean, what's fifty is my feeling on it. So

1282
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:34,760
Speaker 1: all right. I used to work with someone who, man,

1283
01:06:34,840 --> 01:06:38,800
Speaker 1: we walked into a you're gonna tell his story and

1284
01:06:38,920 --> 01:06:43,120
Speaker 1: his a girl. There's a girl sexist? I said, who

1285
01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:47,560
Speaker 1: we've gone completely. I said, do you want to tell

1286
01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:50,320
Speaker 1: us who it is? And their orientation got rolled back.

1287
01:06:50,360 --> 01:06:55,439
Speaker 1: I heard you say he reconnect before this really good story.

1288
01:06:56,360 --> 01:06:58,080
Speaker 1: I thought we were going home. You got I love this.

1289
01:06:58,160 --> 01:07:00,360
Speaker 1: See this is what I'm talking about you. I started

1290
01:07:00,360 --> 01:07:02,000
Speaker 1: getting on a roll and then you blame me for it.

1291
01:07:02,160 --> 01:07:04,600
Speaker 1: Here's the deal. We were gonna have to end early.

1292
01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:06,200
Speaker 1: I was going to go meet with a car trying

1293
01:07:06,240 --> 01:07:11,680
Speaker 1: to because it's not important. We could have easily ended,

1294
01:07:11,760 --> 01:07:14,760
Speaker 1: and it was very important running for office. I sent

1295
01:07:14,840 --> 01:07:17,320
Speaker 1: the text, but they said they're slammed trying to get

1296
01:07:17,360 --> 01:07:19,880
Speaker 1: the lots back in order from the snow and ice.

1297
01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:21,520
Speaker 1: So I guess the guy, the manager of the story

1298
01:07:21,560 --> 01:07:25,800
Speaker 1: is shoveling snow. Go help him, coach, Coach, I show up,

1299
01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:31,760
Speaker 1: I'm from Northwest. Let me say, hey, tell your story.

1300
01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:33,560
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this is a girl I worked with. You know,

1301
01:07:33,680 --> 01:07:35,880
Speaker 1: she was just a bulldog dude. She's like we walk

1302
01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:38,520
Speaker 1: into a restaurant that would jam pack. Then they'd be like, sorry,

1303
01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:40,480
Speaker 1: the wait for so long. She'd be like, don't worry,

1304
01:07:40,560 --> 01:07:43,760
Speaker 1: watch this, I got this, and she'd go in talk

1305
01:07:43,840 --> 01:07:47,560
Speaker 1: to someone. We wait about an hour. So she didn't.

1306
01:07:48,480 --> 01:07:51,120
Speaker 1: She never did. She thought she was going to hook

1307
01:07:51,160 --> 01:07:57,040
Speaker 1: it up. Leunch box is smiling couch. Great inside joke

1308
01:07:57,160 --> 01:08:00,480
Speaker 1: that none of our podcasters will understand that you're gonna

1309
01:08:00,520 --> 01:08:03,440
Speaker 1: say that you know who it is now. I thought

1310
01:08:03,480 --> 01:08:04,640
Speaker 1: you were gonna say, and then it would be like

1311
01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:07,800
Speaker 1: one minute I wanted to be impressed by Hey, oh

1312
01:08:07,920 --> 01:08:09,640
Speaker 1: there's no way we need hear guys, there's this place

1313
01:08:09,680 --> 01:08:15,480
Speaker 1: of jam pet watch me. Oh man, I think I

1314
01:08:15,600 --> 01:08:22,360
Speaker 1: know who that is. Crowd okay, sort of like Eddie

1315
01:08:22,360 --> 01:08:23,720
Speaker 1: was gonna get us in the club in Vegas. C

1316
01:08:23,880 --> 01:08:27,760
Speaker 1: DJ know you were there. You heard the guy tell

1317
01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:31,120
Speaker 1: me I was not there? You who was I with?

1318
01:08:31,360 --> 01:08:34,160
Speaker 1: I was? I was? That was me and Cruz, he said.

1319
01:08:34,320 --> 01:08:36,320
Speaker 1: Eddie said, hey, guys, don't worry. We can go to

1320
01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:39,080
Speaker 1: Hokasan tonight and see d j ts. I talked to

1321
01:08:39,120 --> 01:08:41,040
Speaker 1: a guy that works here. He said, I can bring

1322
01:08:41,120 --> 01:08:43,519
Speaker 1: as many people as I want. Aunch of dudes. So

1323
01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:46,920
Speaker 1: we come rolling through the Vegas casino. We were like

1324
01:08:47,439 --> 01:08:49,360
Speaker 1: we were like a no, no, no no. It started

1325
01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:52,200
Speaker 1: with five deep, but we were like a magnet walking

1326
01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:55,679
Speaker 1: past a bunch of metal. This medal was just coming

1327
01:08:55,760 --> 01:08:58,880
Speaker 1: on like. But by the time we got to the door,

1328
01:08:59,439 --> 01:09:02,160
Speaker 1: there must have been thirty people because every person we

1329
01:09:02,280 --> 01:09:04,320
Speaker 1: walked by, right, We're like, hey, we're going to see

1330
01:09:04,400 --> 01:09:07,000
Speaker 1: Ts Dough. Come on, hey, Eddie said he can get

1331
01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:08,920
Speaker 1: us in. Let's go, it doesn't matter. So by the

1332
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:11,560
Speaker 1: time we get there, we have a like circle of

1333
01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:15,920
Speaker 1: people where when you're walking people will kind of people

1334
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:17,479
Speaker 1: had to move out of the way. There were so

1335
01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:20,600
Speaker 1: many people in our little entourage of walking through the

1336
01:09:20,720 --> 01:09:23,800
Speaker 1: MGM casino. We get to the door and then guy

1337
01:09:23,880 --> 01:09:27,439
Speaker 1: was like, has a clipboard and go, hey, man, I'm

1338
01:09:27,479 --> 01:09:31,559
Speaker 1: here to see uh Ts though my name is Eddie. Okay,

1339
01:09:32,400 --> 01:09:35,080
Speaker 1: oh yeah, you're not on the list, he goes. Jackson

1340
01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:37,479
Speaker 1: told me that he goes, I don't know what Jackson.

1341
01:09:39,520 --> 01:09:44,040
Speaker 1: He had all of our bosses with us. He had

1342
01:09:44,160 --> 01:09:46,600
Speaker 1: everybody believing we were going to see Ts. But what

1343
01:09:46,760 --> 01:09:50,439
Speaker 1: happened though, So the guys at the door go they

1344
01:09:50,479 --> 01:09:53,200
Speaker 1: start whispering about talking a little with something that all right,

1345
01:09:53,200 --> 01:09:56,040
Speaker 1: we'll let you two guys in go find your Jackson guy,

1346
01:09:56,040 --> 01:09:57,479
Speaker 1: and then you come back and get thirty people in.

1347
01:09:58,200 --> 01:10:01,080
Speaker 1: We never found Jackson, and Cruis was like, hey, let's

1348
01:10:01,120 --> 01:10:03,000
Speaker 1: just stay in already in. But Eddie was a true man,

1349
01:10:03,080 --> 01:10:05,760
Speaker 1: and he came back out. He did CRUs like, hey,

1350
01:10:06,120 --> 01:10:09,080
Speaker 1: let's not tell him that we couldn't find Jackson. Just chill,

1351
01:10:09,200 --> 01:10:12,559
Speaker 1: this place is happening. That's so rude. There's still outside waiting.

1352
01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:16,280
Speaker 1: I mean we're just sitting there, all right. Cool. Hey,

1353
01:10:16,400 --> 01:10:18,920
Speaker 1: the group was so big, Ray, we didn't even reckon.

1354
01:10:19,160 --> 01:10:20,720
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm telling you, they're probably five people in

1355
01:10:20,720 --> 01:10:22,920
Speaker 1: there that didn't even know who they were, and you

1356
01:10:23,040 --> 01:10:26,240
Speaker 1: got shut down in front of everybody. Dude, that Jackson.

1357
01:10:26,320 --> 01:10:28,120
Speaker 1: That's not his real name, by the way, but Jackson

1358
01:10:28,400 --> 01:10:30,120
Speaker 1: he worked at the pool, and he was like, dude,

1359
01:10:30,120 --> 01:10:32,960
Speaker 1: I'm working Hakkasan a night. Just come in, ask him

1360
01:10:32,960 --> 01:10:34,680
Speaker 1: to tell him my name, and we'll get you guys

1361
01:10:34,720 --> 01:10:36,560
Speaker 1: in here. But why did it not happen? Did you

1362
01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:38,760
Speaker 1: think maybe we're gonna bring a bunch of cocktail, a

1363
01:10:38,800 --> 01:10:42,280
Speaker 1: little black dresses or what. We never saw Jackson coach. Okay,

1364
01:10:42,560 --> 01:10:44,240
Speaker 1: I don't even know if that story was true that

1365
01:10:44,320 --> 01:10:47,920
Speaker 1: he worked at Hakkasan. Because I mean, I know they're

1366
01:10:47,920 --> 01:10:49,880
Speaker 1: trying to get people in clubs and stuff, but it's

1367
01:10:49,960 --> 01:10:53,000
Speaker 1: usually they cater towards the females. They want more and

1368
01:10:53,080 --> 01:10:56,719
Speaker 1: more women in these clubs back before the PANDH. Yeah, obviously,

1369
01:10:56,880 --> 01:10:59,240
Speaker 1: I mean that's how it works. When you walk up

1370
01:10:59,240 --> 01:11:01,560
Speaker 1: with chicks, you get Well, when I would go to

1371
01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:03,639
Speaker 1: South Beach, she would hand the guy a hundred dollar

1372
01:11:03,680 --> 01:11:06,439
Speaker 1: handshake every club and that wouldn't even get us the

1373
01:11:06,479 --> 01:11:07,680
Speaker 1: front of line. That would just get us so that

1374
01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:10,559
Speaker 1: we weren't the That is the biggest waste of money ever.

1375
01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:13,160
Speaker 1: But we did it. I mean it's saved us easily

1376
01:11:13,240 --> 01:11:14,920
Speaker 1: an hour. I mean, because we didn't. There's no other

1377
01:11:14,920 --> 01:11:16,400
Speaker 1: way to get in the Like, I think they can

1378
01:11:16,439 --> 01:11:18,200
Speaker 1: almost tell you you can't come in the club if

1379
01:11:18,240 --> 01:11:21,200
Speaker 1: you're a dude. They determine who comes and goes from

1380
01:11:21,240 --> 01:11:24,680
Speaker 1: the club. So sometimes you gotta make those handshakes. But yeah,

1381
01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:26,880
Speaker 1: waste some money, Yeah, I waste some money. All right,

1382
01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:30,240
Speaker 1: I have a great Monday. All right, Hey, he's good

1383
01:11:30,280 --> 01:11:32,640
Speaker 1: talking to you guys. Yeah, good talking to you. I

1384
01:11:32,680 --> 01:11:35,559
Speaker 1: will see you tomorrow, I guess, yeah, see tomorrow. All right,

1385
01:11:36,160 --> 01:11:39,360
Speaker 1: all right, hope you and you enjoyed our new segment.

1386
01:11:39,640 --> 01:11:44,400
Speaker 1: Girls come to the guys. It really was coach Coach

1387
01:11:45,080 --> 01:11:48,120
Speaker 1: by lunch. Would you do the damn barbel? Coach? Did

1388
01:11:48,200 --> 01:11:50,920
Speaker 1: you just like, did you have something revelation in your life?

1389
01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:52,680
Speaker 1: Or you don't say? By two people? Coach? All right,

1390
01:11:53,520 --> 01:11:57,240
Speaker 1: well kind of I went to a funeral this weekend. Yeah,

1391
01:11:57,400 --> 01:11:59,439
Speaker 1: kind of. I wanna tell you I love you guys.

1392
01:11:59,479 --> 01:12:02,439
Speaker 1: Why would not share that on the podcast, but that

1393
01:12:02,479 --> 01:12:04,640
Speaker 1: I went to a funeral. It's still a little fresh man.

1394
01:12:04,680 --> 01:12:07,880
Speaker 1: It's hard. It's a hard one. I'll talk about I'll

1395
01:12:07,880 --> 01:12:09,720
Speaker 1: talk about it later in the week. It's very impactful,

1396
01:12:09,800 --> 01:12:14,639
Speaker 1: for sure. I didn't mean to be funny. I'm sorry. Well, yeah,

1397
01:12:14,640 --> 01:12:17,280
Speaker 1: he went to another funeral, bad one. I mean, brother,

1398
01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:19,519
Speaker 1: I mean I saw him today. He was all in

1399
01:12:19,560 --> 01:12:22,559
Speaker 1: all black and I said, dude, you're still in morning

1400
01:12:22,600 --> 01:12:24,840
Speaker 1: over the Chiefs lost, Get over it. And he goes, actually,

1401
01:12:24,840 --> 01:12:29,560
Speaker 1: I'm going to a funeral. Rider work coach, Coach. You know,

1402
01:12:29,640 --> 01:12:33,160
Speaker 1: always hey, Mr on the spot with what to say.

1403
01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:35,479
Speaker 1: I mean, I always got the right words, don't you could?

1404
01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:37,559
Speaker 1: And I'm a man with him. He likes to put

1405
01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:39,000
Speaker 1: his foot in his mouth. I mean, I was trying

1406
01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:42,840
Speaker 1: to be funny and he and he goes I got

1407
01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:44,240
Speaker 1: a funeral right after the show. I was like, oh,

1408
01:12:45,040 --> 01:12:46,559
Speaker 1: you know what you should do later today, go find

1409
01:12:46,720 --> 01:12:48,519
Speaker 1: a big girl and ask her, oh, are you pregnant

1410
01:12:49,080 --> 01:12:52,320
Speaker 1: while you're at it. I was a bad one, and

1411
01:12:52,439 --> 01:12:54,160
Speaker 1: I was I wasn't going to share that, but you

1412
01:12:54,240 --> 01:12:57,639
Speaker 1: guys at funeral, so I'll say it. That's what happened.

1413
01:12:57,960 --> 01:13:02,040
Speaker 1: I mean god, I mean alright, it's all right, it's okay.

1414
01:13:02,080 --> 01:13:04,839
Speaker 1: Coach alright, see lunch boss by Ray. I love you guys, alright,

1415
01:13:04,920 --> 01:13:13,720
Speaker 1: Coach alright. Ah, that's a bad one though. Oh man, dude,

1416
01:13:13,760 --> 01:13:16,559
Speaker 1: I felt bad. Dude. I was like, dang, sorry, brother,

1417
01:13:18,360 --> 01:13:20,400
Speaker 1: no problem, brother. H