1 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:16,120 Speaker 1: Too many people are talking about Pete Davidson dating Emily Radakowski. 2 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:19,560 Speaker 1: I said in two thousand nineteen that he shoots diamonds 3 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:21,160 Speaker 1: out of his penis. I'm going to keep saying it 4 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:25,000 Speaker 1: until people give me the credit that I deserve. Um. 5 00:00:25,079 --> 00:00:27,560 Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm gonna get a prize. I 6 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:30,560 Speaker 1: don't know, but you know what I'm gonna tell you 7 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:33,199 Speaker 1: about that if you people have done this with me, 8 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:34,800 Speaker 1: Once people have worked with me, then they can go 9 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:36,319 Speaker 1: try to, you know, dine out on that to get 10 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:38,600 Speaker 1: a better job. Once you go work somewhere that's hard, 11 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:40,600 Speaker 1: you can get a better job. Once you date someone, 12 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:43,120 Speaker 1: someone thinks, oh, they dated that person. I keep he 13 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:46,400 Speaker 1: just started off strong. Could have been accidental, could have 14 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:48,720 Speaker 1: been intentional. He started off strong, and then it was 15 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:53,880 Speaker 1: all up once you have well if Ariana Grande dated him, well, 16 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:56,440 Speaker 1: it started off with the person who started was Larry 17 00:00:56,480 --> 00:01:00,040 Speaker 1: David's daughter, all right, David. Larry David's daughter Arianna on 18 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:02,800 Speaker 1: Day dated him. All right. Then you get Kate Puckinsale. 19 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:05,520 Speaker 1: Then you get the you know, you're just basically building blocks. 20 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:08,240 Speaker 1: It's like a role. Oh this person had an extra 21 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:09,720 Speaker 1: role and say by the bell. The next one is, 22 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:12,000 Speaker 1: oh they had they had a you know, main role 23 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:16,199 Speaker 1: on you know a line in Modern Family. The point 24 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:19,400 Speaker 1: is just keep building, Just keep building, one step at 25 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:22,200 Speaker 1: a time. It's like a marathon. Marathon one was Larry 26 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:26,120 Speaker 1: David's daughter Marathon too was Ariana Grande. Keep going, keep building, 27 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:29,479 Speaker 1: get stronger, hit your stride. Kim Kardashian, you think that's 28 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:31,280 Speaker 1: the biggest I got. No, Well, I'm gonna go with 29 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:32,959 Speaker 1: the hotter girl. I'm gonna go with Emily. You know what. 30 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:36,440 Speaker 1: He is not fucking around and be a professional dater. 31 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:41,280 Speaker 1: Do whatever you want, whatever works, whatever works. But he 32 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:45,640 Speaker 1: he kept raising that stock and it hasn't crashed, and 33 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:47,920 Speaker 1: I don't think it's going to crash. Who is this 34 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:51,680 Speaker 1: guy gonna marry? Who is this guy gonna marry? It's 35 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:55,520 Speaker 1: not gonna that's stock. That was a move. Going from 36 00:01:55,600 --> 00:02:01,000 Speaker 1: Kim to Emily was a power move. Give it to him, 37 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:06,600 Speaker 1: Give it to him, bowed down. My motherfucker's playing chess. 38 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:11,440 Speaker 1: The chess. The Bobby Pete Davidson is the Bobby Fisher 39 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:20,120 Speaker 1: of dating. I'm addicted to gift giving. Addicted. You get 40 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:22,480 Speaker 1: in a whole you buy gifts and you think they're right, 41 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:24,120 Speaker 1: and you get ahead of time. You get ahead of it. 42 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:25,800 Speaker 1: And I did it all in November and I was done. 43 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:27,760 Speaker 1: And then it gets closer to season and there's sales, 44 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:29,240 Speaker 1: and then you start thinking about the people, and then 45 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:30,880 Speaker 1: you see other things, and then you spend so much 46 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:33,040 Speaker 1: more and you end up buying gift after gift, and 47 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:35,840 Speaker 1: it's it's an endless journey. And then sometimes and I 48 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:37,800 Speaker 1: have a gift closet, I'm like the I'm like a 49 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:41,160 Speaker 1: I'm a micro candy spelling of gifts. I really do. 50 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:43,000 Speaker 1: I have a gift system. I get storage, I have 51 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:45,600 Speaker 1: a gift closet. I'm a gifter, three hundred gifts, a 52 00:02:45,639 --> 00:02:49,160 Speaker 1: gift system, the whole spe a little Elves Santa. It's 53 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:52,520 Speaker 1: a it's a situation like three gifts. But I and 54 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:54,600 Speaker 1: then I buy things when they're on sale and put 55 00:02:54,639 --> 00:02:57,000 Speaker 1: them in my gift closet, really pretty candles and picture 56 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,480 Speaker 1: frames and soaps and whatever. And now I have a 57 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:02,040 Speaker 1: lot of beauty products that come in, so I elevate 58 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:06,120 Speaker 1: those with gift baskets and beauty beauty like pretty cosmetic bags, 59 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:10,560 Speaker 1: and elevate wine with you know, gorgeous chocolates, I order online, 60 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:13,320 Speaker 1: and then they're left over after Christmas, and then they're 61 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:15,320 Speaker 1: in the gift closet for next Christmas. And it's like 62 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:17,399 Speaker 1: a Ponzi scheme. It's like a pyramid scheme. I can't 63 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:19,120 Speaker 1: get out no matter what because I always want to 64 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:21,240 Speaker 1: have enough, and what if you forgot someone? You know? 65 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:24,480 Speaker 1: So I always have gifts just on standby. And now 66 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:26,280 Speaker 1: with this beauty stuff, I just I walk out the 67 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:28,239 Speaker 1: door with a makeup bag filled with beauty. Whoever is 68 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:30,560 Speaker 1: nice to me. Could be the dry cleaner, could be 69 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:32,840 Speaker 1: the tailor, could be the manicurist, could be a hostess 70 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:36,240 Speaker 1: at a restaurant, could be someone anywhere. Just hear some beauty. 71 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:39,000 Speaker 1: Just if you happen to see me, there's a chance 72 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:41,240 Speaker 1: that I would have some beauty in my car. So 73 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:44,240 Speaker 1: I love Christmas. I love giving gifts, but it is 74 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:47,600 Speaker 1: an addiction. It is an addiction. I can't stop. And 75 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:49,120 Speaker 1: if I go into one story to get one thing, 76 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:52,320 Speaker 1: I get so many and online and the sales it's crazy, 77 00:03:52,560 --> 00:04:08,760 Speaker 1: it's really really crazy. Are we rushing the holidays? I 78 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:12,200 Speaker 1: like it. When I was a kid, Halloween had its 79 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:15,160 Speaker 1: own moment even in stores. Thanksgiving had its own moment. 80 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:17,799 Speaker 1: Christmas had its own moment, and people were getting trees 81 00:04:17,839 --> 00:04:21,240 Speaker 1: still on December fift That escapes me because you're spending 82 00:04:21,279 --> 00:04:23,560 Speaker 1: money on a tree, you're taking the time decorate, you 83 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:26,839 Speaker 1: don't get to enjoy it that long. I I am. 84 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:30,640 Speaker 1: You know, listen, we're in the Jiffy Lube, drive through coffee, 85 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:35,760 Speaker 1: Get it immediately, social media by it now generation. I 86 00:04:35,839 --> 00:04:39,800 Speaker 1: like the rushing of the holidays. I this year sent 87 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:42,320 Speaker 1: my gifts out while there was still an end at 88 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:43,960 Speaker 1: the beginning of the month, where I used to feel 89 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:47,159 Speaker 1: embarrassed if gifts were coming in, you know, right at 90 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:50,120 Speaker 1: the end of November. Now I feel excited because I 91 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:52,440 Speaker 1: feel like we got it done. It doesn't get lost 92 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:55,680 Speaker 1: in the shovel of people's gifts. They're not away often 93 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:57,839 Speaker 1: when they received the gifts. Because I found that the 94 00:04:57,920 --> 00:05:01,039 Speaker 1: thank you for gifts are way more abundant this year 95 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:03,920 Speaker 1: than years prior. Because we usually I usually I am 96 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:06,280 Speaker 1: waiting around until like it's the first week of December. 97 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:08,960 Speaker 1: It's harder to the little it's harder to deliver many 98 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:12,040 Speaker 1: of the gifts because of traffic. Shipping is more delayed 99 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:15,320 Speaker 1: because of the holidays. And I found that people don't 100 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:17,880 Speaker 1: thank you because it's delayed and they don't get it 101 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:21,279 Speaker 1: until January. They're caught up in everything and you don't 102 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:23,400 Speaker 1: even know if they received it. And you're getting a 103 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:26,320 Speaker 1: lot more oh, thank you and appreciation for gifts, So 104 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:30,400 Speaker 1: just think about that. Um. Also, if you get a gift, 105 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:32,600 Speaker 1: if you get a bonus, if you get anything, pick 106 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:37,320 Speaker 1: up a phone and thank someone because people don't thank people. 107 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:40,000 Speaker 1: I've given up bonuses and no one even thanks me. 108 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:41,320 Speaker 1: No one even says anything. And I don't know if 109 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:43,440 Speaker 1: they're uncomfortable about money or what it is, but it's weird. 110 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:45,240 Speaker 1: You give bonuses and you feel like you're generous, and 111 00:05:45,279 --> 00:05:46,800 Speaker 1: some no one even says a word. You did you 112 00:05:46,839 --> 00:05:50,599 Speaker 1: get that? So thank people for whatever you receive. I 113 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:53,760 Speaker 1: just I found this over the years. It's been absolutely shocking. 114 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:57,560 Speaker 1: Very very few people are appreciative and express it. But 115 00:05:57,640 --> 00:06:01,160 Speaker 1: I don't mind the Russian. I like getting into Halloween. 116 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:04,479 Speaker 1: I love having Christmas last longer. Listen, you might be working, 117 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:06,360 Speaker 1: you might be traveling, and then you can't enjoy your 118 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:08,680 Speaker 1: Christmas tree that much. If you're putting up a Christmas 119 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:11,680 Speaker 1: tree or a manure or celebrating the holidays in any way, 120 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:14,840 Speaker 1: well let's get the party started. I I sometimes I 121 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:16,240 Speaker 1: look at my Christmas tree and say, I wish I 122 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:18,080 Speaker 1: just had a Christmas tree with you know, that was 123 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:22,360 Speaker 1: a f all year round. So it's such a joy. Um, 124 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:22,839 Speaker 1: I love it.