Speaker 1: Hi everybody.
Speaker 2: Hey, welcome to serial Killer. Ye serial Killers podcast time?
Speaker 2: Is it a review in Chrispy every Welcome to Serial Killers? Monday,
Speaker 2: May twenty fifth. Yay, today's a great day, Andrew, that's
Speaker 2: blocking your whole face. Come on everyone, face You say
Speaker 2: the date went up?
Speaker 1: Because what if someone's listening to this and it's December.
Speaker 2: Well that's the date it was posted. So though, no, like,
Speaker 2: that's why we're wearing t shirts. Okay, and you know
Speaker 2: that's why we're doing summertime cereals. Oh we are, No,
Speaker 2: I've got that time some time cereal. All right, are
Speaker 2: you ready? We'd like to go brand new or stuff
Speaker 2: that's been around for a minute. While we're really getting
Speaker 2: in here. I have to I have to. I have
Speaker 2: a haircut today. I gotta get mulch today. I have
Speaker 2: an appointment with the truck today. I have so much
Speaker 2: to do with home. Hell no, not even a chance today. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: well it looks like I'm training. Let's do new new
Speaker 2: Yeah all right? You ready for new? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, so it's new, but it's new but it's not okay,
Speaker 2: does it make sense?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a like a lucky charms with I
Speaker 1: don't know, some new marshmallow, but it's still the same
Speaker 1: Lucky Charms.
Speaker 2: Shut up, it is lucky. That was a pretty good guess.
Speaker 2: It's Lucky Charms. Minis. Hey, Minnie, I love that video.
Speaker 2: You know we love that video. Yes, this is that.
Speaker 1: We've done versions of the mini Cinnamon Too's Crunch.
Speaker 2: This is the latest in the mini Can I see
Speaker 2: what it is? Sure? So it's just balls of Yeah
Speaker 2: we've had We've had many Cinnamato's Crunch yea Cocoa Puffs
Speaker 2: and Reese's Puffs. Okay, now there is something different.
Speaker 1: It's cute. You can make your own little bookshelf with
Speaker 1: this on it.
Speaker 2: I know it's so dumb. It's a mini bookshelf. It's
Speaker 2: like this big.
Speaker 1: I know. I want to see it.
Speaker 2: And can you find the hidden lucky Bet you can't.
Speaker 2: Bet you can't find them on this? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: Oh he's on the bottom. All right? Oh? So I
Speaker 2: got a shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake shake my cereal.
Speaker 2: And there is something different about this particular version of
Speaker 2: Lucky Charms. Okay, okay, And I want you to tell
Speaker 2: me what it is. I want to see if you
Speaker 2: can figure it out. Okay, I'm not gonna it's the
Speaker 2: mini part is not has nothing to do with.
Speaker 1: It, all right, Going a mile a minute, I feel oh.
Speaker 2: Wow, the marshmallows are many too. That's cool, the little
Speaker 2: baby marsh. But this is such an ice cream topping. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it really is.
Speaker 1: You know. I went to the ice cream bar near
Speaker 1: or not ice cream, the ice cream cereal place near
Speaker 1: my house.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: That we've seen a bunch of times.
Speaker 2: This one by me too.
Speaker 1: It was actually really fun. I feel like that's the
Speaker 1: latest trend. Like it was froyo for a while, and
Speaker 1: now it's like cereal bars.
Speaker 2: See like these mini cereals can live on as ice
Speaker 2: cream toppings, so they might be around for a minute
Speaker 2: or two.
Speaker 1: Well, I feel like that's why they make them.
Speaker 2: Oh is that why you feel? Here you go, Well, I.
Speaker 1: Can already tell you. They smell like MANI, they smell
Speaker 1: like mini This smells like a cereal that okay, it.
Speaker 2: Smells like cookie crisp. Smells like yes, it does. It
Speaker 2: smells like cookie crisp.
Speaker 1: This doesn't smell like the normal lucky charm.
Speaker 2: Tell me why. After you try it? It reminds me
Speaker 2: of cookie crisp.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: I like the marshmallows though, hmm, con trees.
Speaker 1: Like a corn pop almost or something.
Speaker 2: I have to tell you, I'm very impressed with your palette.
Speaker 2: Why lucky charms gener are made from oats. This is corn, Yes,
Speaker 2: this is sweet and corn puffs. Hell yeah, I'm incredibly impressed.
Speaker 2: I did it, guys.
Speaker 1: It took two hundred and eighty three episodes, but I'm here.
Speaker 1: Scott's impressed by me.
Speaker 2: I thought for sure I was gonna get you on
Speaker 2: that one.
Speaker 1: Show's over.
Speaker 2: It's corn.
Speaker 1: Thank you all so much for watching Serial Killers, for
Speaker 1: listening the chow can end because I did it. Scott's impressed.
Speaker 2: Now you're no longer along for the ride, you're actually
Speaker 2: in it. Change all the image whatever. You'll screw up
Speaker 2: the next one. Yeah, probably. I like this.
Speaker 1: I don't love it. I give this three bowls in
Speaker 1: a spoon.
Speaker 2: I'm teetering. I'm teetering between four bowls and a spoon
Speaker 2: and five. That's how much I like it.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: I like the combination of the marshmallows with the corn
Speaker 2: you know because normally it's not.
Speaker 1: I would agree with you.
Speaker 2: It's a little dryer with the you know them, so
Speaker 2: oh man, you know what five? Wow?
Speaker 1: Yeah, someone's loosey goosey with their fives today.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not. I'm quite conservative.
Speaker 1: I know Scott already went over this. I get too
Speaker 1: many vibes. Yeah yeah, oh look there's still some bird
Speaker 1: nest there. Thank you. That's some crotch bird nest.
Speaker 2: You what.
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: When I ate the pieces of cereal from I'm gonna
Speaker 2: keep eating this because you didn't order me breakfast this morning.
Speaker 1: This is good accident. And I apologized for that. I
Speaker 1: felt it in my bones. I was thinking to myself,
Speaker 1: I know I left someone out of this breakfast order.
Speaker 1: And then all the breakfast came and I'm like, Scott
Speaker 1: usually gets breakfast. And then I checked the text. That's
Speaker 1: just and I was like, oh my god, I loved
Speaker 1: Scott out. How could I do that?
Speaker 2: I think it was this much intentional.
Speaker 1: I swear on everything in my life I would never
Speaker 1: intentionally leave you out of a breakthro swater ever, that's nice, Andrew,
Speaker 1: hold on, I gonna try the milk. The milk you're
Speaker 1: gonna love hmm. I think it's good. I think it's good.
Speaker 2: It just is that's actually kind of crappy of you.
Speaker 2: But that's fine. What because you give regular Lucky Charms
Speaker 2: close to five different formula I get it. When the
Speaker 2: marshmallows are a little there should be full sized marshmallows.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 2: All right? You ready to go to Bland Sure, let's
Speaker 2: go to Bland Town. Okay, gass it up.
Speaker 1: Room.
Speaker 2: So I found the Lucky Charms, minis. I stop and shop,
Speaker 2: you know, every once in a while I do troll.
Speaker 2: The ass of me and Marty. We hang out, We
Speaker 2: walk down the aisle together, we hold hands. Come on, dude,
Speaker 2: see the stopping shop like Dolphin or something. He's the
Speaker 2: stopping shop robot. Oh you know, the creepy guy that
Speaker 2: just looks like a big tall cigarette with eyeballs and
Speaker 2: it goes.
Speaker 1: They still have everybody get rid of their grocery store.
Speaker 2: No, Marty trolls the aisles for spills. Oh okay, yep,
Speaker 2: well good from also in Giant glad he's still employed.
Speaker 1: What's Giant Giant supermarkets? Hm?
Speaker 2: That's that's the same as stopping shop in other parts
Speaker 2: of the country. I feel like I'm really uh catching
Speaker 2: you off guard today, not me. You didn't know it
Speaker 2: was the same as stopping shop. You didn't know, no idea,
Speaker 2: you same logo, idiot. So this is puffed wheat, cereal,
Speaker 2: puffed wheat. All it is is puffed wheat. That's really
Speaker 2: all it is. It's gonna be, you know. Oh, look
Speaker 2: at the size of that spoon. That's a big spoon.
Speaker 2: That's like not even a good spot like this boxes,
Speaker 2: thank you? It literally weighs nothing cool six ounces. This
Speaker 2: giant box only weighs six ounces. Guess how much this
Speaker 2: smaller box weighs?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Ten ounces? Wow?
Speaker 1: I'm really you should.
Speaker 2: Just hang it up. You should hang it up after
Speaker 2: today's thankcake? Yeah, oh you got a meeting?
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: I'm not going well, we haven't gone through one of
Speaker 2: those oh very easy to open bag.
Speaker 1: How could I take that off? My I gotta figure
Speaker 1: that out because that conference doesn't even exist anymore.
Speaker 2: This doesn't even make noise when it goes, and it's
Speaker 2: so light and fluffy.
Speaker 1: You spilled all over the floor.
Speaker 2: What you spilled all over the floor? I'm sorry?
Speaker 1: Can you not spill on the box? Come on, dude,
Speaker 1: this breaks it? It does.
Speaker 2: It doesn't work as it is. There's no noise in it,
Speaker 2: there's no sounds, there's nothing I have to do that
Speaker 2: that has nothing to do with the roadcaster. Yeah, well
Speaker 2: today we're using bowl and basket milk from shop right
Speaker 2: two percent. I already had some, don't No, we stopped.
Speaker 2: We didn't have it with milk yet. I actually don't
Speaker 2: mind Champ. You're not supposed to mind it.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, us eating on video can discuss people.
Speaker 2: Were talking about. We're supposed to That's what this podcast
Speaker 2: is all about. Oh, those jerk offs, I see here
Speaker 2: we go.
Speaker 1: Hmm.
Speaker 2: I feel like you know what, No, this is. It's
Speaker 2: sugar Smacks without the sugar. I haven't called the sugar
Speaker 2: Smacks in about twenty five thirty years.
Speaker 1: But yeah, wrong, I got you.
Speaker 2: You're back along for the ride. But yeah, no, that's
Speaker 2: what I was gonna say. It's the smacks with no
Speaker 2: sugar or honey or anything on them. I see, plain
Speaker 2: old Max.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I like it because it kind
Speaker 1: of tastes like cigarette butts.
Speaker 2: Well, it has the consistency of them, for sure. I
Speaker 2: give it three bowls. I'm gonna do one more. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna I'm going to picture Digham in my mind when
Speaker 2: I eat this. Who the frog? I'm right? Yeah, not
Speaker 2: the bear. No, no, but dude, thank you. What's the
Speaker 2: matter with you? You know what, have you studied before
Speaker 2: I came for this? Have you just been hiding this
Speaker 2: the whole time? Yeah? Sugar Bear man, Sugar sugar Bear. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Golden Crisp, Golden Crisp. Who makes it?
Speaker 1: Uh? That one is post.
Speaker 2: Jesus h Christ go to Oh wait a minute, that
Speaker 2: Jesus Lady's gonna be mad. I just said that. Sorry. Yeah,
Speaker 2: everyone hates us, but I say eating I will not
Speaker 2: do anything. Never mind, he's forget it. Three balls in
Speaker 2: a spoon. It's pretty good if you want to just
Speaker 2: a plain, old bland cereal. I'll even let you add
Speaker 2: things to this. We won't, we won't, but you can.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I mean I feel like they have the
Speaker 1: liberty to do that just on a normal day.
Speaker 2: But it'll be good in here. Some sliced up fresh strawberries.
Speaker 1: Sliced up fresh strawberry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 1: That was a cool hand thing you did, right, Wow.
Speaker 2: Make sure you remove the whole andy, don't just dump
Speaker 2: the whole strawberry in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2: You have no idea why I said that. No, Okay,
Speaker 2: it was in the last episode, literally the last episode.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, cool, Remember the.
Speaker 2: High fiber cereal had the strawberry hole attached? Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah from Trader Joe's. Really, you don't remember week to
Speaker 2: week even now, that's insane. You're just you really are
Speaker 2: just here. See now you've ruined everything.
Speaker 1: I got so much right, and just because you don't
Speaker 1: remember a whole of a strawberry that I said a
Speaker 1: week ago, actually two weeks ago when we recorded it.
Speaker 2: No, it was a week. It was a week anyway,
Speaker 2: Oh no, because remember it's live. Yeah, why don't we
Speaker 2: take a break. Yeah, and Andrew's going to clean up
Speaker 2: the Superman box here and we'll be back right after this.
Speaker 2: And we're back after those two commercials played back to back.
Speaker 2: I heard that.
Speaker 1: So you don't like it when there's no commercials, you
Speaker 1: don't like it when there is commercials. What can we
Speaker 1: do to make Scott happy?
Speaker 2: I'm not sure. Just make it right, all right. I'm
Speaker 2: a perfectionist, you know that, right, talks, I'm a perfectionist.
Speaker 1: Erectly. I'll give you their contact info. It's info. It's
Speaker 1: spreaker dot com. Have a good time emailing them.
Speaker 2: Driving in when I was listening to boll Chat, I
Speaker 2: heard two Palm Beach commercials back to back. They want
Speaker 2: us to visit Palm Beach, A plight of view, beautiful beach,
Speaker 2: Beautiful Beach is eclectic people, the whole thing. I want
Speaker 2: to go Palm Beach. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I want to
Speaker 2: go because of the commercials that we played. Oh wow,
Speaker 2: let's go to another cereal that I could have sworn
Speaker 2: we did. I'm gonna blame Newman, but I did check
Speaker 2: the website. It's not there.
Speaker 1: When don't you blame Newman?
Speaker 2: I don't know. At this point, I feel it's an
Speaker 2: inside joke that you always blamed you. It is just
Speaker 2: a joke because I love Newman and I appreciate everything
Speaker 2: he does. And it's not on the website, so I
Speaker 2: don't think we did it. Okay, Cascadian Farm singular cinnamon Crunch.
Speaker 2: It's the fake cinnamon toast crunch.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm excited for this.
Speaker 2: You don't remember this.
Speaker 1: We did it.
Speaker 2: I think we did it.
Speaker 1: I feel similarly, But if it's not on the website,
Speaker 1: then we didn't do it.
Speaker 2: It might have been another brand that kind of looks
Speaker 2: the same trail store brand, perhaps.
Speaker 1: One of those Farmland ones where it's like, we're great
Speaker 1: and good. Meanwhile, we're owned by Kelloggs, so technically we're
Speaker 1: owned by a giant mega corporation.
Speaker 2: Well that's Kashi.
Speaker 1: Well who is Cascadian Farm owned by? Come on now,
Speaker 1: box tops, General Mills, very good Andrew. So yeah, they're
Speaker 1: owned by a giant mega corporation.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So who makes cinnamon toast crunch? Uh? General Mills
Speaker 2: could Andrew, so they should be similar. But these are
Speaker 2: like healthy cinnamon toast crunch. It's probably Farmland. It's probably
Speaker 2: they're restoring twenty five million square feet. Yeah, it's probably
Speaker 2: organic cinnamon. Please, I'm just gonna use a little bit
Speaker 2: of milk because I need this for my coffee tomorrow. Okay,
Speaker 2: so thanks, So we're not doing two episodes after this.
Speaker 2: Oh hell no, I got a I got it. I
Speaker 2: got all kinds of appointment. I have a haircut, that's right,
Speaker 2: I do kind of shape that top. Cascadian Farm organic
Speaker 2: cinnamon crunch looks kind of like cinnamon toast crunch. Uh,
Speaker 2: smells a little bit like cinnamon toast crunch made by
Speaker 2: the same company. Let's see, it's not as sweet as
Speaker 2: a cinnamon toast crunch.
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 2: The sweetness goes away almost instantaneously.
Speaker 1: M m.
Speaker 2: It's not a bad cereal.
Speaker 1: No, it's just bla and not bla in the puffed
Speaker 1: wheat way.
Speaker 2: I do like that. There's a kick, a sweetness to it.
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna give this one three bowls as well.
Speaker 1: I was meh about this one. The milk has a
Speaker 1: nice interaction with the cereal. Yeah, it takes away the
Speaker 1: crunch just a tiny bit.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 1: I don't think I like the cinnamon on this one.
Speaker 1: That's the problem because there's not enough. I think I
Speaker 1: need the sugar balance.
Speaker 2: Oh. As one of the earliest pioneers of organic agriculture,
Speaker 2: we've just spent more than forty years working to protect
Speaker 2: our planet through actions like planting pollinator habitats, helping farmers
Speaker 2: healthy soil, and integrating climates smart crops into our products.
Speaker 2: But there's so much more to be done. Step by step,
Speaker 2: we're what's going on?
Speaker 1: I heard a sneeze, did you? Oh?
Speaker 2: I don't know anyway. Cinnamon it's way down on the
Speaker 2: ingredient list. Oh okay, so there's not enough of it,
Speaker 2: but it is good. I like it. I'm gonna give
Speaker 2: it three balls in a spoon.
Speaker 1: It needs a little bit of sugar for me, surprisingly
Speaker 1: because that's not usually where I land. But I think
Speaker 1: it's a little too cinnamony for my liking. But three
Speaker 1: balls is good.
Speaker 2: Did you see that General Mills liked our last post
Speaker 2: with the vanilla spice cheerios?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're exciting. Yeah, they're into it even though we
Speaker 2: didn't really like that Cereal that much.
Speaker 1: You DM them? No you should?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 1: Hey, we're Cereal influencers. Please want to collab.
Speaker 2: They already know that.
Speaker 1: What why aren't you got to reach out? You got
Speaker 1: to do these things?
Speaker 2: I know, But you also have Instagram, you already got.
Speaker 2: You got rid of Twitter. Now you have plenty of time.
Speaker 2: I don't have plenty of time, Sure you do. That's
Speaker 2: why if you're on the Instagram posting things, you should
Speaker 2: just post that. I can't tag it, no, General Mills
Speaker 2: it ha ha. I can't tag you on Twitter anymore.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: So many new Cereals on the way. I'm so excited. Same.
Speaker 2: Would you like to see the pad? Sure? Yeah? So
Speaker 2: you know, Little Debbie, we still don't have the Swiss roll.
Speaker 2: Cereal don't know why. The Kitcat cereal, we still don't
Speaker 2: have it, but apparently someone is sending it, so maybe
Speaker 2: we'll have that next week. Oh my god, Maltimeal coming
Speaker 2: out with Orange Dreamsicle cereal and Strawberry Shortcakes Cereal. I
Speaker 2: can't wait for that. Those are ice cream pops, I know.
Speaker 2: I'm so excited for that. Yeah, that's coming, summertime everything, everything.
Speaker 2: Rainbow crispies on the way. Oh cool, those are fruity crispies. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what that is. I think Cooke. I think fruity pebbles,
Speaker 2: but not so much. Okay, more in the rice crispy form.
Speaker 2: Not gonna be the same. You know. Hello, the Wanka
Speaker 2: movies coming out got delayed because of COVID or whatever.
Speaker 2: It's coming out in December. There's a new fruit Loops
Speaker 2: coming out. It makes yes, it has little specks on it.
Speaker 2: It makes the milk verry delicious. I'm very excited for that.
Speaker 2: The worst part is I heard you say all this
Speaker 2: on the Morning show today, and I actually sent Diamond
Speaker 2: and Gandhi a note saying, like he's in full radio
Speaker 2: announcer voice, I am doing this today. I'm coming soon
Speaker 2: this year walka cereal. It's not just the normal cereal
Speaker 2: you love. It's got speckles on it that makes the
Speaker 2: milk berry. I actually didn't mention the speckles on the show.
Speaker 2: And then that icy cereal, the icy I want that one.
Speaker 2: I don't know where the hell it is. People keep
Speaker 2: seeing it, but I haven't seen it. I'm gonna go
Speaker 2: to Walmart and Target today. I like the one that
Speaker 2: was that did that.
Speaker 1: The elf on the shell didn't do anything well, we
Speaker 1: said it felt kind of Mentholly.
Speaker 2: It only felt like cold coming out your butt. Okay,
Speaker 2: you know which we never got to because we didn't
Speaker 2: get rid of it yet when we mentioning it, you know,
Speaker 2: got it so graphic detail when you eat tacos and
Speaker 2: burritos burning when you eat the cooling cereal. Oh okay,
Speaker 2: it's nice.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 2: It's almost like a tuxpad right on your butt as
Speaker 2: it's coming out.
Speaker 1: Can't use tuxpads. They're bad. Why are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: They're cooling. They're terrible for you. What the environment? They
Speaker 1: don't dissolve the way they say, don't use tuxpads.
Speaker 2: Let's so put them in the trash. Who says don't
Speaker 2: use tuxpad. They say, don't flush the cottonell wipes down.
Speaker 1: It's the same thing the system just use. They have
Speaker 1: a spray fish living there and buy and you can
Speaker 1: spray it on your toilet tissue and it works the
Speaker 1: same way.
Speaker 2: Toilet tissue. It's toilet paper. Why do you call it that?
Speaker 2: I know it says on the package toilet tissue, but
Speaker 2: I don't get it.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not going to explain why I call it
Speaker 1: toilet tissue.
Speaker 2: Well do you call the other one? I mean, like
Speaker 2: nose tissue. It's just those are Those are tissues and
Speaker 2: then there's toilet paper.
Speaker 1: So you should bring this up with bull Chat or
Speaker 1: whichever toilet tissue place you're angry at. Un tell them
Speaker 1: to switch it be the angry person in the inbox.
Speaker 2: I guess technically it is.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they'll love those customer complaints. It's just a
Speaker 1: bunch of like old people being like, I hate you.
Speaker 2: I emailed the company the other day and complain about something.
Speaker 2: I forget it was. I gotta find it. I'll save
Speaker 2: it for bol Chat. We'll talk about it wednesday.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Anyway, thanks for listening. Serial Killers, It's been a blast.
Speaker 2: Follow us on all socials. It's Serial Killers PC. Check
Speaker 2: out the website where a Cascadian farm will be there now,
Speaker 2: thank you Newman serial KILLERSPC dot com. And that's it, buddy,
Speaker 2: that's it. Have a great day. I'm gonna go. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna go mulch, have a good time mulching, and I'm
Speaker 2: gonna get a haircut. Do you want me to save
Speaker 2: the hair in a bag and bring it in for you.
Speaker 2: I'm so good on that, but thank you so much
Speaker 2: for thinking of me. No problem.
Speaker 1: I guess we'll see you next week, okay or Wednesday.
Speaker 2: Welch, hopefully we'll see you wednesday, right.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, thank you everybody.
Speaker 2: Oh, i could talk all about my mulching. I'm very excited.
Speaker 1: Great because I'm gonna showers this what you don't smell
Speaker 1: like manure?
Speaker 2: It's not multis at manure?
Speaker 1: Multi is it?
Speaker 2: No multa just like ground up trees and they sometimes
Speaker 2: make them black or red or brown.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, fun, all right, Well, thanks so much for
Speaker 1: listening everybody.
Speaker 2: All Right, have a good one. We'll see you, say
Speaker 2: Crunch Andrew. Listen to these idiots stupid zero stars six