1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:13,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, jnnis bringing Bang and I Am Rapports stereo podcasts 2 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:15,280 Speaker 1: this year. He could he have no fear of brand 3 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:17,800 Speaker 1: new Bang and I Am rapp Reports stereo podcast coming 4 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:22,200 Speaker 1: up right now with the young shooter who's back from 5 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:27,320 Speaker 1: vacation and sun burned head to toe from Mexico. Plus 6 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:31,240 Speaker 1: Game six and the NBA Finals has come to an 7 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:35,519 Speaker 1: end and oh it was so good. And the question 8 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:39,000 Speaker 1: is is there in breeding in the city of Boston? 9 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:41,519 Speaker 1: Is there in breeding in the city of Boston? All 10 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:45,760 Speaker 1: that more on one of my favorite Iron Rapports stereo podcasts. Ever, 11 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:48,640 Speaker 1: I'm telling you that right now that's a fact. Miles 12 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:50,720 Speaker 1: Journey Kid, the Bleach Frondesday kill, the Deskbot start is 13 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:53,760 Speaker 1: probably with something real nice, started, probably with something real proper, 14 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:55,959 Speaker 1: but most importantly start to pupping off with something real, 15 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:59,360 Speaker 1: loud and real function. I Am rapp Reports stereo podcast 16 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:16,640 Speaker 1: coming up now, All right, He could he have no 17 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:22,520 Speaker 1: fear The I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast is here. Welcome 18 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:26,360 Speaker 1: to the Iron Dome of Disruption, do Zignity, do Zignity, 19 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:30,480 Speaker 1: do Zignity Zone of Disruption. I hope every he's feeling good. 20 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:32,840 Speaker 1: Hope everybody's feeling safe. Hope everybody's feeling saying. The name 21 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:37,160 Speaker 1: is Michael Rapport a k A. The Inflamed Gooshkenazi. That's 22 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:40,400 Speaker 1: a that's a fact, a k A. The Gringo Man 23 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:45,280 Speaker 1: Dingo a k A. The Disruptive Warrior a k MR 24 00:01:45,319 --> 00:01:47,960 Speaker 1: New York and this Iron Rapport Stereo podcast is coming 25 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:54,120 Speaker 1: live and direct from New York and without further ado, Um, 26 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:58,360 Speaker 1: I'll bring in the the young shooter Dean Collins, who's 27 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:02,840 Speaker 1: rocking with me today from Los Angeles. Deuce Collins a 28 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:07,760 Speaker 1: k A. Sun Burned Dean. Yes, thank you man, Yes, un. Yeah, 29 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:10,440 Speaker 1: the sunburn is uh, it's it's fading a little bit, 30 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:13,079 Speaker 1: which is good. But I am peeling a lot of 31 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:15,160 Speaker 1: my whole fucking body is peeling. I don't know what 32 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:18,480 Speaker 1: to do. Loose skin is all over my apartment floor. 33 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:23,600 Speaker 1: It's it's disgusting that it's disgusting. That's what I just said. 34 00:02:23,639 --> 00:02:26,680 Speaker 1: I said, it's disgusting. What what you just said right 35 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:29,720 Speaker 1: there is disgusting. Yeah, I believe you of that. To 36 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:32,320 Speaker 1: whip out the vacuum three times a fucking day, you're 37 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:35,000 Speaker 1: kidding me. Just fucking getting rid of those little strings, 38 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:38,880 Speaker 1: and let me tell you something. Yeah, that's one of 39 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:41,000 Speaker 1: the gross that I did a whole episode the other 40 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:45,160 Speaker 1: day about my stomach and shitting. Yeah, and you talking 41 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:48,480 Speaker 1: about skin peels being around your apartment just trump that, 42 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:53,239 Speaker 1: not even closely. I disagree. I don't think that that's 43 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:57,000 Speaker 1: anywhere near shipping and pissing involving do you you you 44 00:02:57,040 --> 00:03:00,040 Speaker 1: mean to tell me that you think you're talking on 45 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:04,839 Speaker 1: having a vacuum your sun burned peeling skin, you think 46 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:08,280 Speaker 1: that's not worse than me talking about suffering from all 47 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:11,400 Speaker 1: sort of colitis. He doesn't bother me, you know, I 48 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:13,880 Speaker 1: just I only have to please myself. I'm not living 49 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:15,880 Speaker 1: with anybody. I don't have a girlfriend, so it's like, 50 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:18,440 Speaker 1: you know, the only person that can really get offended 51 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:20,119 Speaker 1: by that is my cat, who has to like walk 52 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:23,040 Speaker 1: around that ship. But look, I'm peeling. It's what happens 53 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:26,120 Speaker 1: when you fucking snake. I mean, I've had sunburned too, 54 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:28,480 Speaker 1: and I peel, but I don't have like are you 55 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:31,160 Speaker 1: shedding your whole skin? Yeah? I'm like I'm fucking shedding 56 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:33,840 Speaker 1: like literally. You know that's that Cabo sun is a 57 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:39,000 Speaker 1: lot stronger than American son, I guess that's no, it's 58 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,400 Speaker 1: not racist. Just you just said, you just said that 59 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:44,720 Speaker 1: Cabo sun is stronger than American son that's racist. It's 60 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:47,360 Speaker 1: not racist. I'm just stating a fact that the sun 61 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:50,280 Speaker 1: is is a lot stronger out in Mexico. It has 62 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:52,560 Speaker 1: nothing to do with race or any Wow, you're tripling 63 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:55,160 Speaker 1: down on that. Yeah, I am trippling down on that. Actually, 64 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:56,880 Speaker 1: yeah I am. You come for me on that one. 65 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:59,000 Speaker 1: But you know what, the sun is very strong out there. 66 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:02,160 Speaker 1: I have these weird burns, like like I have knee 67 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:05,440 Speaker 1: cap burns, like like they're like knee pads. It's it's weird, 68 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:07,280 Speaker 1: like I have a burn on just my kneepads and 69 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:11,200 Speaker 1: the rest of it's just extremely translucent and pale. But 70 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:13,240 Speaker 1: but I have a nice, solid base going. I took 71 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:15,880 Speaker 1: myself to the beach yesterday by myself after the gym. 72 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:18,839 Speaker 1: I went there. It was cloudy as fuck, but I 73 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:20,919 Speaker 1: laid out for forty five minutes. I'm just I'm trying 74 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:24,760 Speaker 1: to get this going. I can't be fucking powder. I 75 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:28,120 Speaker 1: can't be white as milk any longer. I need to 76 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:30,480 Speaker 1: have a nice base. I look unhealthy. I look on 77 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:33,240 Speaker 1: healthy when I'm that pale it's not a good look me, 78 00:04:33,279 --> 00:04:35,840 Speaker 1: and you need color. It's it doesn't look good. So 79 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:39,960 Speaker 1: I'm working on that. Hold hold on, hold on, because 80 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:44,000 Speaker 1: you just unfolded you and loaded a whole bunch there. 81 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:47,400 Speaker 1: So you went back to the beach yesterday. Yeah, Well 82 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:50,360 Speaker 1: it's been beautiful in Los Angeles, like eighty two degrees 83 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:52,719 Speaker 1: up in West Hollywood area, and so I thought, all right, 84 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:53,880 Speaker 1: fun it. I'm gonna go to the gym and I'm 85 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:55,600 Speaker 1: gonna go to the beach and lay out and continue 86 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:59,440 Speaker 1: this tan. But but you're not. You're not tanning. You're 87 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:02,080 Speaker 1: not burnt ning. No, I am tanning. I am tanning. 88 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:04,040 Speaker 1: This is the Cabo trip was the first time I 89 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:06,240 Speaker 1: actually I got color. I think, yeah, it was a 90 00:05:06,279 --> 00:05:08,560 Speaker 1: burn turned into it. The color you got his red. 91 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:12,040 Speaker 1: It was not like a brown, not like a golden brown, 92 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:15,719 Speaker 1: not like a deep brown. We posted a picture of 93 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:18,680 Speaker 1: you on my Instagram and people were worried, and you 94 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:20,960 Speaker 1: don't need to worry. I was. I was happy about that. 95 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,480 Speaker 1: I just thought that that's what needs to happen. It's 96 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:24,400 Speaker 1: suposed to burn and then it turns into a tan, 97 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:28,839 Speaker 1: right Like that's that's the norm. That's what people go through. Okay, 98 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:33,080 Speaker 1: So when you went back to the beach yesterday, First 99 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:34,479 Speaker 1: of all, you said you went to the gym. What 100 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:36,880 Speaker 1: did you do with the gym? I benched on my own, brother, 101 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:39,400 Speaker 1: I did some benching. You know, we've we've really been 102 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:43,120 Speaker 1: trying to shed this weight. We've been eating and stuffing 103 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:46,080 Speaker 1: our face for fucking six months. It's really bad. It 104 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:48,279 Speaker 1: finally caught up to us. We got to get rid 105 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:50,320 Speaker 1: of that fat face. Gotta get rid of that fat neck. 106 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:52,800 Speaker 1: It's it's to me. It's like I need to get 107 00:05:52,839 --> 00:05:54,960 Speaker 1: rid of that fat neck, fat face over my belly. 108 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:56,600 Speaker 1: It's like you can hide your belly. I don't give 109 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:59,400 Speaker 1: a funk about that. But we started shedding that. We're 110 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:02,520 Speaker 1: finally down. We were at one a few months ago. 111 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:06,560 Speaker 1: We're at one thirty two now, and um we are. 112 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:11,040 Speaker 1: We've leaned out. Now it's time to bulk up, bulk up. 113 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:13,320 Speaker 1: I don't know about bulk up. I don't. It's never 114 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:15,160 Speaker 1: a good look when like someone who's five eight that 115 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:17,360 Speaker 1: looks like me is like bulky like you don't. I 116 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:19,200 Speaker 1: don't think you have to worry about that. I don't 117 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:21,560 Speaker 1: don't have to worry about that. I don't think I 118 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:24,200 Speaker 1: don't I don't think you have to worry. Why because 119 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:25,840 Speaker 1: you don't think I can get to that point? Or 120 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:27,800 Speaker 1: what because you're saying you don't have to worry about that. 121 00:06:27,839 --> 00:06:32,440 Speaker 1: Why I don't think. I don't think you have to 122 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:35,040 Speaker 1: worry about putting on too much muscle. What do you 123 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:37,120 Speaker 1: mean by I don't have to worry about putting on 124 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:39,279 Speaker 1: too much muscle? Because you're the second person that said 125 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:42,279 Speaker 1: that to me and the first person. And I'm sure 126 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:45,039 Speaker 1: and I'm and I'm pretty sure everybody that you talked 127 00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:48,719 Speaker 1: to about your journey here because it is a journey. 128 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:50,880 Speaker 1: Everybody that you talked to about your journey, no one 129 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:54,080 Speaker 1: will say, my man, you need to chill out because 130 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,800 Speaker 1: you're bulking up too much. No one's gonna say that 131 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:59,800 Speaker 1: you pounded on too much muscle. Not sure that. My 132 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,960 Speaker 1: mom has told me that in the past. She said 133 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:06,239 Speaker 1: you're looking too strong. Your mom said you're looking too 134 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:10,440 Speaker 1: too strong. She was like, I'd lay off the weights, 135 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:13,640 Speaker 1: too much muscle. I'll call your mother right now on 136 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:15,800 Speaker 1: the podcast and ask her if she ever said you're 137 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:19,560 Speaker 1: looking to do it. She says she likes she thinks 138 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:21,840 Speaker 1: the Mick Jagger look is is a better look for me. 139 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:25,000 Speaker 1: Keep it lean and thin. Okay, So when you went 140 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:28,400 Speaker 1: to the gym and bench yesterday, did you just do 141 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:30,320 Speaker 1: flat bench? Like? What did you do with the bench? No? 142 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:31,920 Speaker 1: What did you do flat bench? You know? I didn't 143 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:34,800 Speaker 1: just lift the bar? Is that what you're saying? Flat bench? No? 144 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:37,160 Speaker 1: But did you do like just flat bench? You do 145 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:42,160 Speaker 1: bell pressed? We did flat bench. We put a twenty 146 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:44,320 Speaker 1: five on each side. We weren't being spotted, so we 147 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:45,920 Speaker 1: had to be careful. We had a twenty five on 148 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:48,000 Speaker 1: each side. Otherwise we would have put that thirty five 149 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:51,320 Speaker 1: on each side. Uh? Did that? Did a bunch of 150 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:53,119 Speaker 1: push ups at home? We did? We could do fifty 151 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:55,720 Speaker 1: in a row now, which is very hard. But we're 152 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:58,040 Speaker 1: just getting in. We're getting into shape. But like, what's 153 00:07:58,080 --> 00:07:59,960 Speaker 1: going on with you, bro? Are you working out? Wait? Wait? 154 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,760 Speaker 1: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, because 155 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:03,040 Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about me and my working 156 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:07,600 Speaker 1: And then when you went to the beach, Yeah, did 157 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:10,680 Speaker 1: you bring sun block with you? I brought some block. 158 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:14,240 Speaker 1: I went to a private little beach it's called Booty Beach. Actually, 159 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:16,720 Speaker 1: I go with my friends. My friend. My friend Devon 160 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:19,120 Speaker 1: introduced me to it. It's called Booty Beach. It's in Malibu. 161 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:23,200 Speaker 1: It's a secret beach. We call Booty Beach because the 162 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:25,920 Speaker 1: most attractive women go to this beach. I don't know 163 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:28,920 Speaker 1: what it is. They're all there. So I went to 164 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:31,760 Speaker 1: Booty Beach. I took myself there. It went from eighty 165 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:35,000 Speaker 1: two in West Hollywood to fucking seventy degrees in Malibu. 166 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:38,560 Speaker 1: So I'm sitting there and fucking seventy degree weather. It's cloudy. 167 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:40,679 Speaker 1: I'm sitting there by myself. I'm laying out there for 168 00:08:40,679 --> 00:08:42,520 Speaker 1: forty five minutes. But it was nice. It was good. 169 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:44,520 Speaker 1: You got to just keep the tan going. Is there 170 00:08:44,559 --> 00:08:46,440 Speaker 1: a lot of people at Booty Beach? A lot of 171 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:50,720 Speaker 1: women at Booty Beach, a lot of prospects. Um, But 172 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:53,520 Speaker 1: I'm just like, like like, is it is it like twenty people, 173 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:57,679 Speaker 1: fifty people, hundred, twenty people? Like people, it's chill, you 174 00:08:57,720 --> 00:08:59,280 Speaker 1: would like, I'm gonna take you when you when you 175 00:08:59,280 --> 00:09:00,760 Speaker 1: come to l A. I got taken to the spot. 176 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:04,319 Speaker 1: It's a great spot. Fuck that sounds dope, man, I'm 177 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:06,040 Speaker 1: not gonna do it. When are you coming here? We 178 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:08,480 Speaker 1: all miss you. I'm coming there. I'm coming there in 179 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:12,680 Speaker 1: the summer. You know right now, as I've discussed, and 180 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:16,760 Speaker 1: it's for me, it's at nauseum. Yeah, because I'm dealing 181 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:18,719 Speaker 1: with it fucking all day. I'm just trying to get 182 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:20,560 Speaker 1: my health intact. And first of all, I just want 183 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:23,320 Speaker 1: to all the people that listened to the last podcast 184 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:26,880 Speaker 1: that emailed that d m me. I can't tell you 185 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:29,440 Speaker 1: how much I appreciate it. I am going to be fine. 186 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:32,160 Speaker 1: I am going to be fine. What I'm going through 187 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:34,560 Speaker 1: right now, I've dealt with before. I just haven't dealt 188 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:36,880 Speaker 1: with it at this age. I haven't dealt with it 189 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:40,840 Speaker 1: in a long time. Um, I'm going to be fine. 190 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:43,360 Speaker 1: I appreciate there are a couple of people set me 191 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:46,840 Speaker 1: their stories dealing with all sorts of callidis, and you know, 192 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:50,880 Speaker 1: it's not a fucking pretty disease. It's a shameful, fucking disease. 193 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:55,600 Speaker 1: It's a disease of shit literally and figuratively. But you know, 194 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:57,600 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be fine. I went to the doctor the 195 00:09:57,600 --> 00:09:59,560 Speaker 1: other day. I'm going back to the doctor Monday. Hopefully 196 00:09:59,559 --> 00:10:01,920 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go this other doctor Wednesday. I haven't made 197 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:05,319 Speaker 1: a decision about medication, but just if people are concerned 198 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:08,840 Speaker 1: and people that have shared their stories and just reached out. 199 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:10,440 Speaker 1: It means so much to me. But I'm going to 200 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:13,760 Speaker 1: be fine. Um yeah, because we need you. Well, everybody's 201 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:15,960 Speaker 1: I mean, we all know you're gonna be good. We 202 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,840 Speaker 1: know that you've been dealing with this your whole life, 203 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:21,199 Speaker 1: and you know everybody's everybody's here to support you. I'm 204 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:23,320 Speaker 1: here to get you anything you need over here. Except 205 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:26,960 Speaker 1: you did ask me. Yeah, I mean you said anything, 206 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,200 Speaker 1: and I really am, like I'm that friend for you, 207 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:31,400 Speaker 1: Like whatever you need, I know you're over there. I'm 208 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:33,480 Speaker 1: just a phone call away. And you did ask me 209 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:39,200 Speaker 1: to maybe send you some THHC gummies through the mail. Yes, 210 00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:41,680 Speaker 1: you asked me to do that. I'm happy to do 211 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:43,760 Speaker 1: anything for you, right, but you didn't do it. I 212 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:45,760 Speaker 1: didn't do it yet because I'm looking up how to 213 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:48,000 Speaker 1: do that, because like it is a felony, brother, Like, 214 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:49,520 Speaker 1: what do I do here? You trying to get me 215 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:52,080 Speaker 1: in fucking jail. What you do is you're trying to 216 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:57,520 Speaker 1: bring your teak in prison. What you do is you 217 00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:59,240 Speaker 1: go to the place you get your ship, you bring 218 00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:00,880 Speaker 1: a T shirt, wrap it up, you go to the 219 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:04,160 Speaker 1: mail place, and you act like you're sending a T shirt. 220 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:06,520 Speaker 1: And a fucking baggy And I heard you don't put 221 00:11:06,559 --> 00:11:10,480 Speaker 1: your return address. You heard that. It's just it's a 222 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:12,440 Speaker 1: word on the street there like they could trace you. 223 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:14,800 Speaker 1: It's a felony. You know. I don't want to have 224 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:18,120 Speaker 1: some fucking over your moment. I could get caught with 225 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:22,040 Speaker 1: a fucking drug trafficking charge. And it doesn't seem like 226 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:25,800 Speaker 1: you care about my situation with that. I understand your suffering, 227 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:30,800 Speaker 1: but I don't want to be fucking charged with drug trafficking. Okay, okay, 228 00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:32,839 Speaker 1: but I'm gonna figure it out. I'm gonna because you 229 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:36,959 Speaker 1: said I'll do anything, almost sucking anything. It's just I'm 230 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:39,199 Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna figure out one out for you. Who 231 00:11:39,679 --> 00:11:42,000 Speaker 1: put that in your head that you could get a felony? 232 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:45,439 Speaker 1: I think I don't know. Actually, I was looking up online. 233 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:47,480 Speaker 1: It's like, but I have a question for you about 234 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:50,319 Speaker 1: about the ultrative colleitus. It's not like you're sending bags 235 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:53,400 Speaker 1: and bags no, No, believe me. I know. I'm gonna 236 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:55,120 Speaker 1: send you some good gummies over there. We're gonna get 237 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:57,400 Speaker 1: you sorted out over there. What were you gonna ask 238 00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:59,480 Speaker 1: me about? I was gonna say, does it bother you 239 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:04,560 Speaker 1: that everybody. These days, they're talking about removing the stigma 240 00:12:04,679 --> 00:12:08,040 Speaker 1: of mental health and depression and anxiety, and we need 241 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:10,559 Speaker 1: to remove the stigma and let's talk about it. Does 242 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:13,120 Speaker 1: it bother you that no one wants to remove the 243 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:17,600 Speaker 1: stigma of alserative colitis. Nobody's saying, you know, let's talk 244 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:20,360 Speaker 1: about the ship disease. Let's not make people feel shameful 245 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:23,720 Speaker 1: about this disease. You mean, like, let they should remove 246 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:26,680 Speaker 1: the stigma of Hey, I have all sort of collidus. Hey, 247 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:29,959 Speaker 1: there's not a bathroom with your blocks. Hey, now I'm 248 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,000 Speaker 1: shooting on the street. That's what I'm talking about. Twenty 249 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:35,439 Speaker 1: years ago, you couldn't say I'm depressed. It's like you're 250 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:38,000 Speaker 1: just lazy. You're not depressed. You know, figure out your 251 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:41,079 Speaker 1: fucking life. I feel like now, you know, a lot 252 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:42,960 Speaker 1: more people are open to the idea that people are 253 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:45,000 Speaker 1: struggling with mental health and I'm just might be my 254 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:50,560 Speaker 1: that might be my my plate. Oh yeah, like no, 255 00:12:50,679 --> 00:12:53,320 Speaker 1: that might be my mission with this, Like, hey, I 256 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:56,720 Speaker 1: have aulstertive collidus. Hey, here's a certified letter from a doctor. 257 00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:59,640 Speaker 1: I'm not doing this to scare anybody or make anybody sick. 258 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:04,400 Speaker 1: If I don't ship outside in this planter. If I 259 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:07,559 Speaker 1: don't shoot outside against this wall, I have to ship 260 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:13,079 Speaker 1: my pants. And it's like us or them. It's a 261 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:16,760 Speaker 1: me versue. So it's either I ship my pants in 262 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:20,440 Speaker 1: the middle of the street or you mind your business 263 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:22,720 Speaker 1: and you let me shoot against this wall. Uh in 264 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:26,280 Speaker 1: this three point stands that could be something I could 265 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:28,560 Speaker 1: fight for, Like we can have a little little like 266 00:13:28,679 --> 00:13:31,559 Speaker 1: marches and ship like that, you know, like do you 267 00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:33,760 Speaker 1: have your doctor for that? Like do you have us 268 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:37,160 Speaker 1: permission slip like doctors orders? Like how they do with masks, 269 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:39,400 Speaker 1: Like I have a health condition, I don't have to 270 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:41,440 Speaker 1: wear a mask, like do you have like my doctor says, 271 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:43,920 Speaker 1: I can ship on this fucking wall if there's not 272 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:46,400 Speaker 1: a bathroom or a bucket in site, Like I feel 273 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:48,320 Speaker 1: like those are the things that we should be talking 274 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:51,440 Speaker 1: about these days. I appreciate that. I appreciate that, And 275 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:55,760 Speaker 1: I'm sure the entire all sort of collitis slash crones 276 00:13:56,559 --> 00:14:00,680 Speaker 1: disease community. And Pete Davidson has crone, does he but 277 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:03,199 Speaker 1: he's not he's talking, but like do you guys have 278 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:07,160 Speaker 1: like who's like the mascot? I need to be the 279 00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:09,839 Speaker 1: fucking voice of it because I don't know who has 280 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:11,880 Speaker 1: it or who doesn't have it. But I'm I mean, 281 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:16,960 Speaker 1: I've talked about it for years, shitting outside and I mean, 282 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:19,480 Speaker 1: you know, and also one thing that you mentioned Booty Beach, 283 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:23,440 Speaker 1: you know, the healing, the healing powers. This is a fact. 284 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:26,320 Speaker 1: This isn't just me, This isn't just a segue. You know, 285 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:30,880 Speaker 1: there's proven scientific healing powers of shitting in the ocean. 286 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:37,760 Speaker 1: Where okay, where those references are? Where you getting that from? Well, 287 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:41,000 Speaker 1: you're Mr Google, You're Mr felony charges for the Why 288 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,200 Speaker 1: don't you look it up? I'm just wondering where you 289 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:45,680 Speaker 1: got that, Like, look it up. You look that up 290 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:48,400 Speaker 1: the same place you looked up. Oh, if I send 291 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:52,200 Speaker 1: my friend who's suffering a fucking little jar of gummies, 292 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:55,720 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to jail. Look up the healing powers 293 00:14:55,760 --> 00:15:15,360 Speaker 1: of shitting in the ocean. Yes, one of the things 294 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:18,280 Speaker 1: I'll share with you guys. And I'm not happy about 295 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:21,360 Speaker 1: this and I'm not proud of this. So my normal weight, 296 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,640 Speaker 1: you know, since I kind of slimmed down and i've 297 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:27,600 Speaker 1: been on the off the coffee, you know, my my 298 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:31,560 Speaker 1: my normal weight um is like between two oh five 299 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:35,640 Speaker 1: and two oh eight. I went to the doctor the 300 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:37,760 Speaker 1: other day, and I'm kind of embarrassed to ship to 301 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:40,960 Speaker 1: say this because it's not on my own accord, Like 302 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:44,160 Speaker 1: I didn't do this. It's not a diet. My weight 303 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:48,680 Speaker 1: right now from two oh weight is I've lost twenty 304 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:55,120 Speaker 1: fucking pounds since when when, like in a month? WHOA, yeah, 305 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:57,360 Speaker 1: that's correct. I mean, so are you? I lost twenty 306 00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:01,000 Speaker 1: pounds in a month with this ship no pun intended, 307 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:04,120 Speaker 1: it's it's fucked up, but I've lost twenty But but 308 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:07,440 Speaker 1: like I said, I'm seeing doctors, I'm talking to doctors. 309 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:11,960 Speaker 1: My wife is holding me the fuck down for real. God, 310 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:15,080 Speaker 1: you know, we're I'm eating good. You know, it's just 311 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:18,720 Speaker 1: keeping the food down because you know, if I'm not 312 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:21,960 Speaker 1: shipping it, I'm throwing it up. It's been so it sucks. 313 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:25,080 Speaker 1: But you know, you you hear me, I'm still shipped talking. 314 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:28,040 Speaker 1: I'm I'm doing my thing and and uh and like 315 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:30,080 Speaker 1: I said, you know, if you know, in the next 316 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:33,000 Speaker 1: few weeks, I'm getting this together again. I'll say. If 317 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:36,320 Speaker 1: the podcast doesn't come out exactly the time that we're 318 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:39,680 Speaker 1: accustomed to, or if the podcast is a daily it's 319 00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:42,440 Speaker 1: only because of health stuff. I'm doing my best to 320 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:43,880 Speaker 1: try to do that. But but you know, when you 321 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:45,680 Speaker 1: lose that kind of weight and deal with this ship, 322 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:48,840 Speaker 1: you know, my energy isn't right. My my energy is 323 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:51,760 Speaker 1: and what it you know what I'm used to. Now 324 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:54,880 Speaker 1: you you need to take time for yourself. Everybody gets it. 325 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:58,960 Speaker 1: Health comes first, and I mean you're just lucky. You 326 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:02,280 Speaker 1: have your wife, of doctors, you have everybody looking after you. 327 00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:05,440 Speaker 1: I have guys like you who will said they'll do anything, 328 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:10,040 Speaker 1: but then they astrick it. Anything that's legal, you know, 329 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:12,520 Speaker 1: anything that's legal, but it's not an astrict I'm gonna 330 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:15,240 Speaker 1: get you those gummies and um. But we just and 331 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:17,679 Speaker 1: I appreciate I appreciate that I have guys like you 332 00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:21,280 Speaker 1: that will say I'll do anything, but of course I'm 333 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:24,159 Speaker 1: happy to do anything, but you know, get myself in 334 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:27,560 Speaker 1: trouble with fell any charges. Of course, anything that I 335 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:30,760 Speaker 1: can do to be of service to you, that's my 336 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:32,560 Speaker 1: goal in life. I think anything that you could do 337 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:36,360 Speaker 1: to be of service to me. But but right there 338 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,600 Speaker 1: we go, we sit that butt, hit that butt. You 339 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,960 Speaker 1: know that's all right. Well, you're you're being monitored. You're 340 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:44,280 Speaker 1: in fucking great hands. Everybody's checking everything for you. Just 341 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:47,080 Speaker 1: so you guys know, I'm not dying. It's not like 342 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:49,719 Speaker 1: a dying. It's more of a comfort thing. It's more 343 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,840 Speaker 1: of it. It's more of a quality of life comfort 344 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:54,679 Speaker 1: thing that I'm dealing with right now. To make a 345 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:59,000 Speaker 1: long stort, nonetheless, Um so when you went back to 346 00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:03,119 Speaker 1: the beach yesterday, did are you sunburned again? Did you 347 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:06,560 Speaker 1: sunburn your sunburn? No? But I mean, I like, I 348 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:08,280 Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, you can't really see I got 349 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:11,720 Speaker 1: I'm like fucking I'm peeling everywhere, dude, Like it's seriously 350 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:14,240 Speaker 1: it is. You don't have aloe vera, Get yourself some 351 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:17,879 Speaker 1: aloe vera. In Cabo, they actually had actual ali overa 352 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:20,760 Speaker 1: plants that they fucking rubbed on me. It was incredible, 353 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,159 Speaker 1: Like the okay, well in right aid they have actual 354 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:27,959 Speaker 1: bottles of alivera. You can because your ships like like 355 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,960 Speaker 1: you're playing around with your skin. I know, I know, 356 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:34,880 Speaker 1: I know, but like and you could aide yourself very 357 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:37,080 Speaker 1: fast with the sun. Well I don't think that would 358 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,440 Speaker 1: be a horrible thing. You know, I look fifteen, I'm 359 00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:42,199 Speaker 1: thirty two. Like this is not it's not normal, Like 360 00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:44,399 Speaker 1: I feel like I have the fucking Webster's disease. I 361 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:46,520 Speaker 1: feel like I'm like I'm on that Gary Coleman where 362 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:49,520 Speaker 1: it's like I look really young, but fuck I'm I'm like, 363 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,280 Speaker 1: I'm almost halfway done with my thirties here, Like this 364 00:18:52,359 --> 00:18:55,680 Speaker 1: is not normal. Yeah, but I can't grow a fucking beard. 365 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:58,320 Speaker 1: I don't have any goddamn facial I don't have any facially. 366 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,159 Speaker 1: I can't. I don't have a fucking speck of hair 367 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,120 Speaker 1: on my chest. Like I asked my dad, like, when 368 00:19:02,119 --> 00:19:04,159 Speaker 1: did you grow a fucking beard? Like everyone has a 369 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,040 Speaker 1: beard in my family. I don't. I don't get it. 370 00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:09,000 Speaker 1: I don't what did he say? He was just like, 371 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:11,159 Speaker 1: you're fucked. I don't know what I mean. No, but 372 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,359 Speaker 1: when did he start growing to be like fucking twenty 373 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:17,600 Speaker 1: six or something. But you're you're fucked. You're never gonna 374 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:23,119 Speaker 1: know what it feels like to have a full I 375 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:24,720 Speaker 1: tried to grow when I was in Mexico and he 376 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:26,159 Speaker 1: told me I looked like a fucking goat, and he 377 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:28,600 Speaker 1: kept telling me. He said, take my razor and shave 378 00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:31,919 Speaker 1: that ship. That ship looks horrible. You gotta shave it. 379 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,320 Speaker 1: So that's that's why I like your father because he doesn't. 380 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,840 Speaker 1: He doesn't coddle you know, he doesn't coddle me. No. 381 00:19:37,359 --> 00:19:39,920 Speaker 1: But so, is there any other highlights from your trip 382 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,120 Speaker 1: to Mexico? Um that you want to share? Like what 383 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,680 Speaker 1: was the best thing you ate in Mexico? Well, that's 384 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:48,600 Speaker 1: the thing. Look, I had an amazing time. My family 385 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:51,320 Speaker 1: had an amazing time. My parents have very high standards. 386 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:54,080 Speaker 1: Obviously they're paying for it, so they want to get 387 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:58,200 Speaker 1: the best you know, experience possible. So, um, the food 388 00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:01,600 Speaker 1: was shit. It was like cafe Tiery of food. Um. 389 00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:04,919 Speaker 1: We had we stayed in a like on a house 390 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:08,919 Speaker 1: on the beach in Cabo, had like a butler and 391 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:11,720 Speaker 1: a fucking chef. Like my parents go crazy with the ship. 392 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:13,720 Speaker 1: But I guess the chef was just not up to 393 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:15,480 Speaker 1: part for them. And they were like, you know, they 394 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:19,080 Speaker 1: like laid out a fucking tortilla with like three pieces 395 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,879 Speaker 1: of chicken on it and that was it. And We're like, 396 00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:23,479 Speaker 1: where's the fucking beans and rice? And you know, they 397 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:25,320 Speaker 1: wanted to make hamburgers the next day. It's like, we 398 00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:28,200 Speaker 1: just want Mexican food, Like I just about some savici 399 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:32,600 Speaker 1: or any anything. So didn't get any better. And they 400 00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:34,639 Speaker 1: didn't get better, and then they brought churros out, and 401 00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:36,439 Speaker 1: then we found out that they had bought the churros 402 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:38,480 Speaker 1: from from the store in a box and they didn't 403 00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:41,000 Speaker 1: they didn't even heat it up, And we were like, 404 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,479 Speaker 1: what the fund is going on with this? But I 405 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:46,800 Speaker 1: was having some fun. You know that that's my problem 406 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:51,800 Speaker 1: with Mexico. What you know, that's what? That's your problem 407 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:55,000 Speaker 1: with Mexico. What's the problem? What? What exactly is your 408 00:20:55,000 --> 00:21:01,600 Speaker 1: problem with Mexico? All of Mexico. When I vacation to Mexico, 409 00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:06,640 Speaker 1: the food has been disappointing. Yeah, what's up with that? 410 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:09,720 Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. You know, these hot 411 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:14,960 Speaker 1: island beach towns when the weather is that warm, it 412 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,880 Speaker 1: ain't easy to do. But would would you went through? 413 00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:19,920 Speaker 1: You stayed in at home, so they had a kitchen 414 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:23,240 Speaker 1: and all that. Excuse I if I was your parents 415 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:26,480 Speaker 1: and they were serving me like bumass food. The amount 416 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:29,120 Speaker 1: of money that I'm imagining they spent, you're like my dad. 417 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:32,120 Speaker 1: I was like, look, just be happy, We're all all right, 418 00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:34,120 Speaker 1: Like it's it's one of the Okay, I'll just be happy. 419 00:21:34,119 --> 00:21:35,800 Speaker 1: I'm all right. But no, this is a family vacation, 420 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:38,000 Speaker 1: I show out a lot of money. I bust my ass. 421 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:40,879 Speaker 1: I deal with my my three sons and my daughter. 422 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,399 Speaker 1: I mean the fact that your father even invited you 423 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:46,800 Speaker 1: on vacation agree with you? He should, you know, like 424 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:49,680 Speaker 1: that he had to have you around on vacation, Like 425 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:54,320 Speaker 1: you and vacation, You and vacation do not go synonymously together, 426 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:58,879 Speaker 1: like when I think relaxing and being around you, know, 427 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:01,240 Speaker 1: I feel this way about you, which is why we 428 00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:04,320 Speaker 1: never really vacation. Like I was considering inviting you and 429 00:22:04,359 --> 00:22:07,520 Speaker 1: your wife. No, your parents did invite me. They didnt 430 00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:10,479 Speaker 1: know how you are when it's just you and I. Like, 431 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,760 Speaker 1: you're nice to my parents, but I think that they 432 00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:15,480 Speaker 1: would be so miserable if you were on your trip. 433 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:19,879 Speaker 1: You think if it was close quarters, you'd have like 434 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:21,879 Speaker 1: an hour you could do like an hour of you. 435 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:25,119 Speaker 1: Like That's the thing about you is you're so great 436 00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:30,000 Speaker 1: in doses, Like you're such an amazing friend and such 437 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:33,399 Speaker 1: a great person to be around. Indoses, I'm like a 438 00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:36,879 Speaker 1: six man off the bench. Yeah, like he come in, 439 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:41,040 Speaker 1: you're shining, and then like we're done, Like get back 440 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:43,160 Speaker 1: on the bench now. I I have no problem being 441 00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:45,760 Speaker 1: that I have no problem being that. I have no 442 00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:49,600 Speaker 1: problem not being the star friend who's there all the time, 443 00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:52,960 Speaker 1: who's around all the time through the good, the bad, 444 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:55,480 Speaker 1: and the ugly. I'm better at that. That is true, 445 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:58,199 Speaker 1: though you are, like when you're on vacations like that 446 00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:00,560 Speaker 1: with other people, you are not the star. Is like 447 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,560 Speaker 1: when people I feel like people think that, like you 448 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:05,280 Speaker 1: kind of take over the whole vacation. You're very your 449 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:08,280 Speaker 1: chill you, you kind of mind your business. You. You know, 450 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:12,840 Speaker 1: people think I'm on on full tilt. Yeah they do. 451 00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:16,320 Speaker 1: And it's it's not seven, but it's close to it. 452 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:22,879 Speaker 1: It's like seven. That's not it. That's not fucking true 453 00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:24,840 Speaker 1: because he's two hours when you're shutting your eyes with 454 00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:28,160 Speaker 1: a fucking nose strip, and even when you're asleep, you're sucking. 455 00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:31,840 Speaker 1: Even when you're asleep, you're still doing ship. You're still 456 00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:35,080 Speaker 1: a right but any I don't want this to be 457 00:23:35,119 --> 00:23:37,680 Speaker 1: the roast of you. So no, we we don't want 458 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:45,480 Speaker 1: that either. So Game six of the NBA Finals. Did 459 00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:48,440 Speaker 1: you watch Game six of the NBA Finals? I did? 460 00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:51,080 Speaker 1: I did. I really was hoping that it wasn't going 461 00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:53,280 Speaker 1: to be a blowout. I wanted to see a close game. 462 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:56,880 Speaker 1: They were coming back a little bit the Celtics. But 463 00:23:57,280 --> 00:24:01,200 Speaker 1: Jayson Tatum, he's just he's not that guy. As didn't 464 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,960 Speaker 1: skip say that he's not He's not that guy. I 465 00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:08,000 Speaker 1: call him air Kobe because he thinks he's Kobe Bryant. 466 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:11,199 Speaker 1: He wants to be the next Kobe Bryant. And you 467 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,600 Speaker 1: shoot air balls, you turn the ball over. He had 468 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:18,000 Speaker 1: thirteen points, eleven of which came in the first half, 469 00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:21,720 Speaker 1: so he had two in the second half of a 470 00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:27,359 Speaker 1: close out game. It will lose the finals. You keep going. 471 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,080 Speaker 1: Just it was embarrassing. I mean he was traveling on 472 00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:32,199 Speaker 1: the fourth course. It was just like the amount of 473 00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:34,800 Speaker 1: fucking turnovers. And I mean, I never want to root 474 00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:37,439 Speaker 1: for Celtics. Growing up in l A, you're always against 475 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:40,480 Speaker 1: the Celtics. I just the Celtics. I don't I don't 476 00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:43,280 Speaker 1: personally like Boston. I'm not gonna say that about everybody 477 00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:46,560 Speaker 1: in Boston, but I don't like bar Stool. I don't 478 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:49,199 Speaker 1: like the fucking good Will hunting. Did you see that 479 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:52,560 Speaker 1: fucking asshole? He's The two games that that fucking loser 480 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:54,879 Speaker 1: showed up to are the two games they lost. The 481 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:58,720 Speaker 1: love that fair Weather fan with a big fucking nose 482 00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:01,280 Speaker 1: and tight jeans. Show it up to two games and 483 00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:07,320 Speaker 1: they lost courtside looking like a fucking dickhead. Um, Listen, 484 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:11,080 Speaker 1: I get it. The people that I actually know from 485 00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:17,800 Speaker 1: Boston I like, but the fans of sports in Boston 486 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:21,680 Speaker 1: I don't like as a whole. So when I've done 487 00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:24,720 Speaker 1: comedy in Boston, the crowds are they're up there as 488 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:27,959 Speaker 1: the best crowd. That's crazy. That's interesting to me. The 489 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,320 Speaker 1: city itself when I'm up there, that people are nice 490 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:33,320 Speaker 1: as can be. But something happens when they go into 491 00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:38,080 Speaker 1: a stadium together and they turn into these Well, first 492 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:41,840 Speaker 1: of all, you could look this up, look up in breeding, 493 00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:47,000 Speaker 1: in breeding in the city of Boston, because it's it's 494 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:50,440 Speaker 1: a correlation to that. Because if you look at the fans, 495 00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:56,520 Speaker 1: not all of them, but there's a lot of fans Irish, Irish, Catholic, um, 496 00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:59,920 Speaker 1: some different, you know, even the Jews and the Italians. 497 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:04,400 Speaker 1: There's either a too closeness of the eyes. The eyes 498 00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:08,040 Speaker 1: are either too close or they're too wide. These are 499 00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:11,560 Speaker 1: inbred's out there and they get together and it's like 500 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:15,800 Speaker 1: they don't know each other, but there's a familiar family 501 00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:18,960 Speaker 1: bond that they all have together, and when they're at 502 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:22,520 Speaker 1: a Boston Bruins game, a Red Sox game, or a 503 00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:25,400 Speaker 1: Celtics game, you you see it. And when you see 504 00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:28,480 Speaker 1: them screaming and yelling and you go, wait, that person's 505 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:33,400 Speaker 1: eyes either too close or too wide. That's Boston fans. 506 00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:36,440 Speaker 1: And some some of them might say, well, Mike, crap, 507 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:38,440 Speaker 1: what about the Knicks. I ain't I ain't talking about 508 00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:43,639 Speaker 1: the Knicks. I'm talking about you guys getting fucked and 509 00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:46,840 Speaker 1: they don't inbreed and now we don't inbreed in New 510 00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:49,280 Speaker 1: York and the Knicks ain't in it. Well, what what? 511 00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:52,040 Speaker 1: What have the Knicks done? Now? We were talking about 512 00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:57,880 Speaker 1: what happened in Game six from the Boston Celtics this year. 513 00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:00,879 Speaker 1: We ain't talking about the past. We talk about the immediacy. 514 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:04,720 Speaker 1: We're talking about the present day. You guys got stuffed 515 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:10,480 Speaker 1: down and at home in front of all your beady 516 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:15,480 Speaker 1: eyed and or wide eyed, possibly in bred fans, some 517 00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:19,040 Speaker 1: of you who have never gone to a game all playoffs, 518 00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:22,439 Speaker 1: but show up courtside looking stupid, wearing customized T shirts, 519 00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:25,920 Speaker 1: looking fucking dumb. You got your asses kicked. You had 520 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:30,399 Speaker 1: Steph Curry, a god fearing man cursing at the crowd, saying, 521 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:33,280 Speaker 1: put a fucking ring on it, bitch. Did he say that? 522 00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:35,520 Speaker 1: He said, put a fucking ring on it. He didn't 523 00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,840 Speaker 1: say bitch. I just added that for effect. But you 524 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:41,040 Speaker 1: know he was thinking it. And and Draymond Green, who 525 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:47,280 Speaker 1: always have frustration with you know how good it must 526 00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:50,240 Speaker 1: have felt. I'm surprised Draymond Green after Game six didn't 527 00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:54,600 Speaker 1: get naked and run around the stadium, but ass naked 528 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:57,800 Speaker 1: after what they were screaming at him, cursing at him 529 00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:00,560 Speaker 1: and haranging him. Not that he doesn't deserve it, but 530 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:03,040 Speaker 1: if I'm Draymond Green, and I played my best game 531 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:05,879 Speaker 1: in the clothes out in game six, and you've been 532 00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:08,760 Speaker 1: cursing and screaming at me the whole time. I have 533 00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:10,719 Speaker 1: no clothes on. At the end of the game, I 534 00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:12,720 Speaker 1: was gonna ask you about dream On because you've been 535 00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:15,760 Speaker 1: You've been very vocal and totally against him lately. But 536 00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:18,879 Speaker 1: he like, he did great last night, right, He played great. 537 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:23,080 Speaker 1: He played shitty the you know a lot of the series. 538 00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:26,280 Speaker 1: He puts a target on his back. He talks a 539 00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:29,200 Speaker 1: lot of ship. He's so unlikable though, I mean him 540 00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:35,479 Speaker 1: like that last game. He's a champion. And this Golden 541 00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:41,200 Speaker 1: State Warriors team four championships. Steph Curry when m v 542 00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:46,760 Speaker 1: P of the finals, Um, we love Steph. We met Steph. 543 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,680 Speaker 1: You know, he was so emotional. And you gotta remember 544 00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:52,040 Speaker 1: three years ago, the Golden State Warriors had the worst 545 00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:56,120 Speaker 1: record in the league. They were done. That's crazy. They 546 00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:58,920 Speaker 1: had the worst record in the league. People, they won 547 00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:02,440 Speaker 1: fifteen games and we're getting fucking blown out. Clay Thompson 548 00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:05,240 Speaker 1: looked like he was never coming back. Steph Curry by himself, 549 00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:08,320 Speaker 1: it was like this is over, this whole thing is done. 550 00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:12,400 Speaker 1: Then he got injured. And even this season, Steph Curry 551 00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:14,959 Speaker 1: had to come back from an injury. Draymond Green had 552 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,800 Speaker 1: to come back from an injury. This is not some 553 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:20,080 Speaker 1: star studied team. They're an older team. This is probably 554 00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:23,600 Speaker 1: their least talented team out of all their championship teams. 555 00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:27,120 Speaker 1: Even the teams that lost UH in the finals had 556 00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:31,120 Speaker 1: more talent than this. And they fucking did it over 557 00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:37,200 Speaker 1: a bigger, stronger, younger team. And it's because of Draymond Clay, 558 00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:41,440 Speaker 1: Steve Kerry, Steph Curry, Andrea Goodala, the coaching staff. But 559 00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:47,880 Speaker 1: Steph Curry I mean sick. He he is insane. He's 560 00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:51,960 Speaker 1: just it's automatic and and no k D love. That's 561 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,920 Speaker 1: the best part is you did it without Katie. I 562 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,720 Speaker 1: want to know what Katie was thinking when he was 563 00:29:56,760 --> 00:30:03,040 Speaker 1: watching that ship. I I loved your Poe. It was great. 564 00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:05,400 Speaker 1: And people might go, well, what about your Knicks? I go, 565 00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:08,360 Speaker 1: we ain't talking about the Knicks? Are we talking about 566 00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:11,080 Speaker 1: the Knicks? I don't need to talk to I talked 567 00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:13,680 Speaker 1: about the going to a Knicks game and having an 568 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,960 Speaker 1: experience at a Knicks game a few episodes ago. You 569 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:18,120 Speaker 1: want to hear that. Listen to that episode. What we're 570 00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:20,080 Speaker 1: talking about right now is Steph Curry and the Golden 571 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:23,480 Speaker 1: State were was coming into Boston and fucking the Celtics. 572 00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:29,520 Speaker 1: That's that's the conversation that's going on right now, nothing else, 573 00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:33,920 Speaker 1: nothing more. That's the focal point of right now. And 574 00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:38,360 Speaker 1: I was tired the game's come on late. I watched 575 00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:40,320 Speaker 1: that whole fucking thing. I watched the post game, I 576 00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:43,520 Speaker 1: watched the champagne, I watched the cigar landing. I watched 577 00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:46,360 Speaker 1: those miserable fans have to sawn through the funk out 578 00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:48,840 Speaker 1: of the fucking building. The whole thing was gorgeous. It 579 00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:53,720 Speaker 1: was beautiful. It was a beautiful, beautiful thing. And you know, 580 00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:57,520 Speaker 1: how could anyone hate on Steph Curry? I don't think they. 581 00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:01,600 Speaker 1: I mean the people people hate on Steph Curry. He's 582 00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:04,960 Speaker 1: the fucking best man. Would you would you have loved 583 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:08,720 Speaker 1: to have been at the either Oracle or in Boston 584 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:11,840 Speaker 1: for either those games if I could have been plugged 585 00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:13,760 Speaker 1: in correctly, I would have loved have been at that 586 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:17,040 Speaker 1: game last night. And Boston would have been awesome. It 587 00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:21,080 Speaker 1: would have been awesome. It would have been fantastic. Um. 588 00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:24,840 Speaker 1: But you know, watching at home was awesome, like and 589 00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:26,880 Speaker 1: you know, just when they put that run on him 590 00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,440 Speaker 1: in the first half, and then they when Boston was 591 00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:32,640 Speaker 1: coming back, and then they just banged him again because 592 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:36,080 Speaker 1: they came back and they just they fucked, They fucked themselves, 593 00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:38,760 Speaker 1: and Steph just you know when he hits those threes, 594 00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:43,920 Speaker 1: I like you could hear the Boston crowd like before 595 00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:46,680 Speaker 1: he shoots. You hear them like just like they they're 596 00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:50,440 Speaker 1: they're gasping before he shoots the fucking ball and he's 597 00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:53,040 Speaker 1: shooting from deep. But you know, like the inevitable is 598 00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:56,000 Speaker 1: coming in a moment and you just gotta open your mouth, 599 00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:02,200 Speaker 1: keep your big fucking beady eye is open and swallow 600 00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:08,200 Speaker 1: it because he's coming. He's coming right to you, possibly 601 00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:26,600 Speaker 1: right in your mouth. Keep it open enough post Like, 602 00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:29,400 Speaker 1: now there's no basketball to watch? What are you doing 603 00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:32,240 Speaker 1: with your life? Like you're just sitting in the apartment, 604 00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:34,160 Speaker 1: because I know you're not working, you're not doing any shows. 605 00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:35,960 Speaker 1: You're not doing Wendy, you're not doing only murders in 606 00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:37,720 Speaker 1: the building, you're not doing some of the stand up stuff. 607 00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:39,920 Speaker 1: So what do you like? What are you doing? It's 608 00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:43,600 Speaker 1: not like I sit around and just watch basketball. Every 609 00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:45,760 Speaker 1: time I've talked to you your facetimes, you you're like, 610 00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:47,400 Speaker 1: I'm like, what's up, dude, And You're like, on the 611 00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:49,640 Speaker 1: it's a little bit of a switch. I have to 612 00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:51,320 Speaker 1: figure out what to do with some of my time 613 00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:54,520 Speaker 1: watching with no basketball. Um, but I tell you one 614 00:32:54,640 --> 00:33:00,760 Speaker 1: one person who's really happy, My wife is she Ease 615 00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:04,080 Speaker 1: and she loves Steph Curry too. But as she's had enough, 616 00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:07,320 Speaker 1: you know, she's had enough of me screaming at the screen. 617 00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:11,720 Speaker 1: She's had enough of me, Mamma call him Clay. I'm like, 618 00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:14,320 Speaker 1: she's had enough of of of all of it. And 619 00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:18,160 Speaker 1: I've had enough. You know, you put so much into 620 00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:20,560 Speaker 1: watching the games, and and you know, so much fun 621 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:22,640 Speaker 1: and so much highs and lows. You know, even though 622 00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:26,280 Speaker 1: you're disappointed it's over, I'm happy it ended this way 623 00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:29,920 Speaker 1: once again with the Golden State Warriors of violating the 624 00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:34,680 Speaker 1: Boston Celtics in Boston, it was great. What would your 625 00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:36,280 Speaker 1: wife want to do right now, like if it were 626 00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:39,200 Speaker 1: up to her, And she's like, NBA is over, this 627 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:46,720 Speaker 1: is what we're doing now. Kardashians, Kardashians, watch the Kardashians, um, 628 00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:51,440 Speaker 1: and just no basketball, no basketball is and she's she's 629 00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:53,040 Speaker 1: she got a fucking witch for a few months. But 630 00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:56,520 Speaker 1: then there's always football. Fantasy Football's right around the corner. 631 00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:59,360 Speaker 1: It's fine. Um. The other thing that I'm pumped up 632 00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:04,120 Speaker 1: to watch this weaken is the Dateline full interview with 633 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:07,680 Speaker 1: the Amber heard a k a Amber Turd. And this, 634 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:10,200 Speaker 1: of course is the I M Reports stereo podcast that 635 00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:12,960 Speaker 1: that that that that the turd Report. Yes, I like 636 00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:15,680 Speaker 1: the tard Report. What do we got on the turd 637 00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:18,879 Speaker 1: Report today? So she gave this interview that's been sort 638 00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:22,719 Speaker 1: of rolled out in pieces that's gonna be on Dateline. Um, 639 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:26,279 Speaker 1: where she's been talking about how social media. Her big 640 00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:28,759 Speaker 1: thing is how unfairly she's been treated on social media. 641 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,840 Speaker 1: I'm like, sweetheart, the last thing you need to be 642 00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:37,000 Speaker 1: worrying about is TikTok, Snapchat and Instagram. That's the latter 643 00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:39,160 Speaker 1: you need to You've got eight million reasons why you 644 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,759 Speaker 1: don't need to worry about any of that. Ship. She 645 00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:44,400 Speaker 1: also sort of like challenged Johnny Depp to do a 646 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:48,719 Speaker 1: live interview. And I'm saying, Amber, why do you keep 647 00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:51,920 Speaker 1: fucking with this guy? He'll take you back to court. 648 00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:55,480 Speaker 1: You keep talking ship, you could go back to fucking 649 00:34:55,520 --> 00:35:00,520 Speaker 1: court with Johnny d Jack Sparrow, And why do you 650 00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:02,799 Speaker 1: want to keep playing games with this dude? Take the 651 00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:05,560 Speaker 1: fucking ellen, move along. Why are you doing all this ship? 652 00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:08,280 Speaker 1: And what about her saying this is the same judge 653 00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:11,440 Speaker 1: that that convinced everybody that Edward Scissor Hands he had 654 00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:16,440 Speaker 1: he had scissors for fingers. Yeah, like his lawyers, we're 655 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:18,480 Speaker 1: talking about the same man who convinced the world that 656 00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:23,200 Speaker 1: he had This was no, that was a movie. The 657 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:26,200 Speaker 1: funk are you talking about? Nobody thought that the guy 658 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:31,839 Speaker 1: at Edward Scissor Hands it was a real person. Oh man, 659 00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:35,240 Speaker 1: it never crossed anybody's mind. And there's some sick people. 660 00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:40,239 Speaker 1: No one ever thought that Johnny Depp actually had scissors 661 00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:43,480 Speaker 1: for fingers and like you know, with chopped lawns and 662 00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:45,879 Speaker 1: would do all this stuff, and like no one ever 663 00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:48,239 Speaker 1: thought that. What what would you if I want to 664 00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:51,080 Speaker 1: see you interview Amber Turd? Now if you were there, 665 00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:54,160 Speaker 1: you were the Diane Sawyer whoever? What would be your 666 00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:57,960 Speaker 1: top two questions? What are you asking Amberturdy? Well, I 667 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:01,000 Speaker 1: would say, Amberturdy at this point, what more do you 668 00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:04,560 Speaker 1: have to say? Okay? And Amber Turd I would say 669 00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:07,200 Speaker 1: this here I would, and then then my recommendation would 670 00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:10,040 Speaker 1: be what my recommendation would be and has been for 671 00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:12,680 Speaker 1: the last few years. Why don't you just fucking leave 672 00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:15,879 Speaker 1: each other alone? Okay, Why don't you just fucking never 673 00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:18,160 Speaker 1: be in the same city with each other? Why don't 674 00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:20,399 Speaker 1: you just dust yourself off and move on with your 675 00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:23,880 Speaker 1: fucking life? But really, both of you are fucking nuts. 676 00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:28,239 Speaker 1: Both of you guys have just humiliated yourself, smeared your 677 00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:31,879 Speaker 1: fucking legacies, and it's time to move on. Amber Turd, 678 00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:35,640 Speaker 1: you're an attractive group. Go find some wacky girl because 679 00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:38,920 Speaker 1: she's bisexual. Some wacky girl or some wacky guy to 680 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,680 Speaker 1: be with and move on with your life because it's 681 00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:45,560 Speaker 1: over now. That that sound advice from a person who 682 00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:49,480 Speaker 1: most people would say, I'm not sound, No, no, But 683 00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:51,759 Speaker 1: that's what's that's what's crazy about it that you're making 684 00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:54,080 Speaker 1: a lot of sense. I think she should fucking move along, 685 00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:57,320 Speaker 1: stay off at Twitter and Instagram. And I would say, Amber, 686 00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:00,360 Speaker 1: this is coming from a guy who's arguing about my 687 00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:03,040 Speaker 1: right to shoot outside. So I would preface it by 688 00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:05,160 Speaker 1: saying that you'd have to start. Yeah, you definitely have 689 00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:07,359 Speaker 1: to start with that. But I would love to see 690 00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:09,280 Speaker 1: you interview her. I think it would be a great interview. 691 00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:11,840 Speaker 1: So so we're getting the full what are we getting 692 00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,360 Speaker 1: this week dateline? The full interview with the Amber Turd. 693 00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:16,960 Speaker 1: Only clips have come out from that interview, right, only 694 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,920 Speaker 1: clips have come out, And this right here is the 695 00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:24,280 Speaker 1: Iron Reports Stereo podcast Turd Report. This has been the Turd. 696 00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:29,960 Speaker 1: I want to hear that, like, because we're the only 697 00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:31,759 Speaker 1: one that does that. We have that. Now, let me 698 00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:35,840 Speaker 1: tell you guys something. We have that license. Yes, that's pending, 699 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,759 Speaker 1: for sure, it's not even pending. The patent isn't. No, 700 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:40,600 Speaker 1: it is pending you can tell them it's pending. Its 701 00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:42,480 Speaker 1: patent pending for sure, but it is that we have 702 00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:44,239 Speaker 1: the license for it. But this is the I M 703 00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:51,480 Speaker 1: Reports Stereo podcast Turn Report. That's anyway. What else you 704 00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:54,719 Speaker 1: plan on getting into this weekend, Shooter funk Man, Not 705 00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:57,960 Speaker 1: a lot. I'm just I'll be chilling out. Have you know, 706 00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:02,080 Speaker 1: birthday for my my brother's wife's birthday. I got some 707 00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:04,440 Speaker 1: cousins from England in town. Not not all this all 708 00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:07,680 Speaker 1: sounds like it's not that exciting, brother, But what do 709 00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:11,200 Speaker 1: you got? What do you got going on over there? Killing? Right? 710 00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:13,879 Speaker 1: I mean we like, can we eat stuff our face? Now? 711 00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:15,799 Speaker 1: Can we use that into I'm not at the stuff 712 00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:17,799 Speaker 1: on my face? Point, I'm not. I can't keep it 713 00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:22,120 Speaker 1: down right, Yeah, I'm I'm I'm eating like clean healthy. 714 00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:25,080 Speaker 1: It's not even healthy because I can't. Like it's weird, 715 00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:29,239 Speaker 1: you know, it's weird about what I'm going through my body, 716 00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:32,160 Speaker 1: Like if I put certain things that I like in 717 00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:36,719 Speaker 1: my mouth no Bruno before I was, you know, going 718 00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:40,840 Speaker 1: through this, it's like my body it's like it's rejecting 719 00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:42,600 Speaker 1: it as soon as I'm just like not can't do it. 720 00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:45,319 Speaker 1: Like potatoes, I had some potatoes that normally I always like, 721 00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:50,360 Speaker 1: I was like, I can't do it. Um, smoothies are good, 722 00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:54,239 Speaker 1: you know, simple ship clean pasta is good. But the 723 00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:57,439 Speaker 1: weird thing is that we had some very very lean, 724 00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:01,319 Speaker 1: clean steak the other because my body's craving meat and 725 00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,000 Speaker 1: that was no problem. And you know what else, I'm 726 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:07,160 Speaker 1: craving liver and onions. Liver, I mean, what do you 727 00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:09,520 Speaker 1: what do you mean liver? And because I get onions maybe, 728 00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:10,880 Speaker 1: but like, where are you going where? You're like, I 729 00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:14,120 Speaker 1: don't know living. I've been craving meat and I'm primarily 730 00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:17,560 Speaker 1: mostly vegetarian. I'm not like full on like you know, 731 00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:22,399 Speaker 1: green peace vegetarian, but like I don't funk with meat. 732 00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:24,840 Speaker 1: You need you need fucking meat, man. I keep hearing 733 00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,600 Speaker 1: people they say that they're on that vegan ship or 734 00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:30,960 Speaker 1: Paleo or whatever the funk they're on, and they're like 735 00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:34,160 Speaker 1: they're starving themselves. They don't feel good, like they need 736 00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:37,400 Speaker 1: the fucking body needs some meat. Well I funk with 737 00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:40,840 Speaker 1: I'm trying to get myself some liver and onions. All right, Well, 738 00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:43,040 Speaker 1: maybe I can you can ship some of that out 739 00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:46,000 Speaker 1: here because some British ship, don't you like yeah, some 740 00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:49,279 Speaker 1: ship like that. You want some baked onions. I don't know, 741 00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:50,920 Speaker 1: and I've never made liver, but I can. I can 742 00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:53,080 Speaker 1: chop up an onion pretty pretty good. Now, I don't 743 00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:55,719 Speaker 1: I'm good with the onions. It's the liver. I don't know. 744 00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:57,399 Speaker 1: I can do nothing for you with the fucking liver. 745 00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:04,000 Speaker 1: But ok well, listen, despite your sunburned, despite my health issues, 746 00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:08,840 Speaker 1: I'm gonna say right now, this is arguably one of 747 00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:13,520 Speaker 1: my favorite podcasts we've ever done. This one arguably one 748 00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:16,440 Speaker 1: of my favorite podcasts you've ever done. This is a 749 00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:20,920 Speaker 1: seamless podcast we just did. Despite the fact that what 750 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,200 Speaker 1: do you what's on your kneecaps kneepads? Yeah, I have 751 00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:25,759 Speaker 1: like the sun burned kneepads. It looks like kneepads are there. 752 00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:27,680 Speaker 1: But it's okay. I'm peeling that. I'm shedding it like 753 00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:29,719 Speaker 1: a snake. It's fun. Just roll it up in your finger, 754 00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:33,040 Speaker 1: and I mean, don't eat it. It's tempting to just 755 00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:34,880 Speaker 1: like kind of put it around in your mouth. But 756 00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:38,120 Speaker 1: Miles and Jordan will attest. I know, they're like, this 757 00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:39,840 Speaker 1: is one of the best podcasts we've ever done. I 758 00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:43,439 Speaker 1: can tell you, Okay, I'm fine. That is shocking news 759 00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:45,080 Speaker 1: to me. I'm just happy that I'm here for it. 760 00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:47,359 Speaker 1: I'm happy that could even be in the same room 761 00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:52,520 Speaker 1: or almost. I appreciate that anyway, came so disrupted, came 762 00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:58,640 Speaker 1: saw and then disrupted. Miles jordan Ak, the Bleach Brothers 763 00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:01,200 Speaker 1: take us out of here with something real. Nine take 764 00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:03,640 Speaker 1: us out of here with something real, proper, but most 765 00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:06,360 Speaker 1: importantly and this puppy with something real, loud and real funcky. 766 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:09,920 Speaker 1: I am wrapping ports stereo podcast. We Out we Out 767 00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:11,439 Speaker 1: always get it wrong.