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Speaker 1: Okay, excuse me, sir, your son shot me?

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Speaker 2: Uh what? I love the excuse me?

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Speaker 1: Like, excuse me your son freaking shot me? Bro oh man,

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Speaker 1: I'm so excited.

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Speaker 2: I love the politeness, but I don't know if the

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Speaker 2: situation not the time.

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Speaker 3: This took place back in two thousand and eight ish

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Speaker 3: in Iowa, quite a few state parks have shooting ranges

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Speaker 3: that are totally free and have just posted rules. A

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Speaker 3: gun range with like no people supervising it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that seems ripe for some injury. Also, have you

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Speaker 2: seen the people at gun ranges that all look like

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Speaker 2: a fool brain cell? They'll mix together. I've also never

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Speaker 2: been to a gun range.

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Speaker 3: As a rule, at the parks, everyone is responsible for

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Speaker 3: making sure the range is safe and clean.

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Speaker 2: Tragedy of the commons. If you tell a group of

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Speaker 2: humans to protect a resource or the safety of the

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Speaker 2: entire group, they're not gonna do it. They're just gonna

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Speaker 2: look out for their best self interest.

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Speaker 3: I bought a new pup you and one and two

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Speaker 3: cite it into my shooting style. I'm a left handed shooter,

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Speaker 3: but right eye dominant.

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Speaker 2: Oh dominant, dumb right or left?

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Speaker 1: When I get to the shooting range.

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Speaker 3: There's the usual people there, including the brass thief, but

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Speaker 3: he's a story from another time. And the far left

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Speaker 3: lane was open. I moved my stuff to the table

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Speaker 3: and start setting up my sled and all of my

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Speaker 3: other equipment. So the right of my lane is a

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Speaker 3: father and a son shooting a tiny bolt action twenty two.

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Speaker 3: The gun was one of those that takes a key

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Speaker 3: to function every time. Now, this kid was maybe ten

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Speaker 3: years old and seem to know how to use the

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Speaker 3: rifle ten years old. I started learning when I was

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Speaker 3: about eleven.

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Speaker 2: This is just a late gun bloomer.

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Speaker 3: He was being safe and he was keeping it pointed downrange.

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Speaker 3: His dad is giving him pointers and overall being a

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Speaker 3: good mentor. I load and shoot, wait for the range

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Speaker 3: to clear, and reset the targets.

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Speaker 1: His dad walks away and leaves his kid to shoot.

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Speaker 1: What could go wrong?

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Speaker 2: I don't know that's good parenting. My guy ten year

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Speaker 2: old shouldn't be left alone to do shit. They shouldn't

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Speaker 2: be left alone to do the dishes, let alone have

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Speaker 2: a rifle in their hand.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I pick up my rifle and start to wipe the

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Speaker 3: barrel and was planning on waiting for the barrel to cool, shoot, wait,

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Speaker 3: and so on and so forth. But no, I hear

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Speaker 3: the kid fumbling with the keys. Then he got frustrated

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Speaker 3: and then pop. Oh no, I just got popped in

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Speaker 3: the leg.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: He just shot him in different ten year old shot.

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Speaker 4: Oh pee, dude, he did it hurt, but in a

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Speaker 4: weird way. The kids squeaks so sorry, and I started

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Speaker 4: to take inventory. I feel my leg and find the hole.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't even bleeding yet, but my brain was still going,

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Speaker 3: oh fffff, I just got shot, like, which a fair response.

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Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I don't know how you're not screaming on

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Speaker 2: the ground after getting shot, truly. Maybe it's just adrenaline.

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Speaker 1: But like he did say, it like felt weird.

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Speaker 2: What does that mean?

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Speaker 1: You just got shot?

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Speaker 2: That's not weird, that's like that would be pretty sick.

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Speaker 2: If like you got shot by some ten year old

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Speaker 2: and found out you were bulletproof, that would be great

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Speaker 2: superhero origin story.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's gonna be our first movie.

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Speaker 2: That yeah movie adaption. Bullet becomes a superhero.

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Speaker 1: He can take bullets.

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Speaker 2: That's just the topless.

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Speaker 1: That's it, bullet Man.

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Speaker 2: You can take bullets and then you just slap it

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Speaker 2: onto Netflix's desk and be like it rights it.

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Speaker 3: I look for the dad and he's fiddling with some

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Speaker 3: fishing equipment in the.

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Speaker 1: Back of his truck. I say, excuse me, sir, excuse me, sir, Bro.

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Speaker 2: I love.

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Speaker 1: Whoa.

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Speaker 2: He's calm, cool and collected. This is the kind of

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Speaker 2: guy that you want when things go wrong.

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Speaker 1: Oh truly ra.

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Speaker 3: So the dad interrupted me, saying, oh, my son is

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Speaker 3: allowed to shoot and we aren't moving.

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Speaker 1: Brah what he cut?

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Speaker 2: Her? Son just shot this guy and you're gonna brush

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Speaker 2: him off.

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Speaker 3: Op then says yes, sir, but the issue is your

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Speaker 3: son just shot me.

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Speaker 2: There we go. That is the only reasonable reaction so far.

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Speaker 1: The dad laughs and says, no, he didn't.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna show you the bullet holes. Baby.

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Speaker 3: I take my hand off my leg and show him

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Speaker 3: as by now it started to bleed, but at least

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Speaker 3: not spray. He then starts to argue that I must

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Speaker 3: have shot myself because my son has been shooting since

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Speaker 3: he could walk.

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Speaker 2: That's America for you, bro. As soon as they walk

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Speaker 2: the AKA for I.

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Speaker 1: Say, accidents happen. I'm not upset.

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Speaker 3: I just need insurance information for the ranger and paramedics.

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Speaker 1: As I need to call nine one one cause I

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Speaker 1: got shot exactly.

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Speaker 3: The dad then offers me one hundred dollars to just

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Speaker 3: leave it and say it was an accident.

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Speaker 2: One hundred dollars, bro, I don't know about that, man.

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Speaker 2: I think it's gonna be more than one hundred dollars.

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Speaker 2: Have you seen the state of American healthcare?

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Speaker 3: Have you seen our healthcare? Since one hundred dollars doesn't

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Speaker 3: cover a ban day. I say no and called nine

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Speaker 3: to one one. Now at this point, other people in

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Speaker 3: the range have started to gather to go find the

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Speaker 3: park ranger. The dad keeps arguing, saying his son couldn't

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Speaker 3: have shot me because he doesn't know how to load

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Speaker 3: the gun, and if he did, it was because I

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Speaker 3: was downrange.

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Speaker 2: Whoa, he's been with this gun since he could walk,

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Speaker 2: but he doesn't know how to load the gun. Your

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Speaker 2: story is change in my guy.

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Speaker 3: The kid pipes in and says, yeah, I do, Dad.

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Speaker 3: You showed me and I did shoot him. It was

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Speaker 3: an accident. Wow.

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Speaker 2: The Dad's like pipe down.

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Speaker 3: At this point, the dad starts to panic and starts

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Speaker 3: tossing everything in his truck to try and scramble and

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Speaker 3: get away.

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Speaker 2: Oh, so he's running.

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Speaker 1: This is a shoot and run, bro.

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Speaker 3: Another shooter grabs the keys off the kids table, as

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Speaker 3: they also had his truck keys. Now the dad gets

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Speaker 3: more and more upset as I sit there with my

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Speaker 3: pinky stuffed in my brand new hole.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, bro, the way he just described his

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Speaker 2: pinky stuffed in the hole. There's some holes you can

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Speaker 2: stick pinkies in. I don't want to stick it in

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Speaker 2: your bullet hole.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 3: Eventually the ranger gets there and everyone starts yelling their

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Speaker 3: side of what happened. The ranger calms everyone down as

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Speaker 3: the police arrive and just starts sorting through this whole mess.

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Speaker 3: I explained that the kid shot me by accident. The

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Speaker 3: dad freaked out and tried to leave, but another person

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Speaker 3: has the keys.

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Speaker 1: What a freaking mess, bro.

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Speaker 3: They summoned an ambulance and then they look me over.

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Speaker 3: The officers handcuffed the dad and I was like, wait,

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Speaker 3: he didn't do any harm and I'm not pressing charges

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Speaker 3: after all this time.

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Speaker 1: Dude.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Oh, he is literally a saint, bro OPI is

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Speaker 2: truly He's not president charges.

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Speaker 3: Oh he needs to run for president, honestly, Oh, p

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Speaker 3: for president. He could get the right with it with

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Speaker 3: the gun stuff. He could get the left with his

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Speaker 3: with his empathy and his kindness.

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Speaker 2: Oh, the left is empathy and kindness and the right

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Speaker 2: is guns.

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Speaker 3: The officer explained, got the dad is actually a felon,

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Speaker 3: thus is not allowed to be around guns anyway.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, basically that's why he's getting arrested.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. The dad the whole time was like, oh, like,

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Speaker 1: this is not good.

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Speaker 3: The police are gonna get called, Like, I'm a felon,

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Speaker 3: I shouldn't be around guns. At this point, I'm taken

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Speaker 3: away and they remove the bullet. No major harm, but

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Speaker 3: it did ship my bone.

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Speaker 2: Opie's bone got chipped, and he's dell being like no, no.

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Speaker 3: F I know this wasn't an exciting story, and on

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Speaker 3: a scale from one to ten of entitled, it's only

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Speaker 3: like a three.

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Speaker 2: But what freaking Saint oh p for president?

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Speaker 1: But still, I mean, wow, what a story. What a

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Speaker 1: story on the leg man?

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Speaker 2: Wow, this is why I don't play with guns.

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Speaker 1: I am so happy in my gun free life, with

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Speaker 1: no bullet.

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Speaker 2: Wounds in my life, nothing, nothing.

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