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Speaker 1: The Jewils Show on demand, Jewils Dirty Little Secret? Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? This is the Jewil Show And you texted

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Speaker 1: us at four one of six one saying you have

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret. So we're calling you back to

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Speaker 1: ask what your dert little secret is. Oh okay, Hi,

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Speaker 1: how's it going? Hello? Um, I'm turned okay this morning?

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Speaker 1: Do you have time to tell us your dirty little

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Speaker 1: secret right now? Um? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this worst perfect. Okay,

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Speaker 1: go for it. What is your dirty little secret? So? Uh,

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Speaker 1: this morning, I so a Starbucks coffee. Um from the line. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm not. I feel I feel bad about it, but

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Speaker 1: you know, your dirty little secret just happened this morning.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, you know the first time I've done it.

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Speaker 1: But it was just I was running late and when

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Speaker 1: I got to Starbucks, the line was ridiculous. It was

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Speaker 1: out the door and I can't function without my coffee,

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Speaker 1: so I just kind of looked around. There's all these

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Speaker 1: cups sitting there. I just grabbed one. Oh man. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I feel I feel awful about it. But are you

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Speaker 1: scared someone's gonna see you though walking out with their drink?

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Speaker 1: Because like, I know what my drink looks like, and

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Speaker 1: if I saw someone with mine, I'd be like, I'm

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Speaker 1: excusing me. I think you accidentally grab the own thing.

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Speaker 1: I mean, there were so many people there and there

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Speaker 1: was like there was probably seven drinks. They were just

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Speaker 1: sitting there. So I figured everybody's distracted, everybody head down

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Speaker 1: on the phones anyway, it's you know, it's you know,

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Speaker 1: the first thing in the morning. Everybody's like in a

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Speaker 1: rush on the way to work. So I just I'm

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Speaker 1: snagged it. You know, Well, did you end up with

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Speaker 1: a good drink? Yeah? What did you get? I did?

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Speaker 1: I did. I did a quick scan because there's some

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Speaker 1: like iced teas and there was a there's a pepper

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Speaker 1: mint mocha and I was like, oh, that's nice and seasonal.

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Speaker 1: I quicked it, snagged that really quick, making sure I

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Speaker 1: get my caffeine for the day. And I don't know

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Speaker 1: my boss to text me really, you know, that morning

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Speaker 1: as I was standing in line about to put my

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Speaker 1: order and I was just I had to go. So

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Speaker 1: I just grabbed it. And I figured, you know, just

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Speaker 1: starve expirats, can just remake it. If somebody stands I

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Speaker 1: can make enough money. Yeah, that's a way. That's a

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Speaker 1: good way to rationalize theft, just another one, I mean,

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Speaker 1: and to validate I don't. I've never done this before,

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Speaker 1: but Nowiday, I thank the coffees were like seven dollars

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Speaker 1: and it probably costs a dollar fifty to make you know,

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Speaker 1: like they can remake it. Yeah, probably not even Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: welcome to the life of crime. Yeah, no turning back now. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I figured out. I figured out of all the things

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Speaker 1: that I could have done, this is probably not the worst,

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Speaker 1: but I still feel guilty. So that's, you know, that's

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Speaker 1: my dirty little favorite. Today starts with a Starbucks coffee

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Speaker 1: and then it ends with a bank. So I let

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Speaker 1: you know if I committed work in war crimes. Thank you,

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Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. It's

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Speaker 1: probably the last time you'll be able to call that

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Speaker 1: is in a collect call prison. All right by The

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Speaker 1: Jebel Show on demand