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<v Speaker 1>Uh, breaking news, breaking news error error.

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<v Speaker 2>Glitch, glitch. We have something excited. We want to show it.

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<v Speaker 2>Announce excited.

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<v Speaker 3>We have something excited, Drew.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been missing that.

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<v Speaker 4>Try again, start the sentence over.

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<v Speaker 2>We have something so excited that we want to.

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<v Speaker 4>Over the camera, cover the camera.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh oh yeah, we have something exciting, exciting.

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<v Speaker 2>We want to announce for you guys. Our wildflower cases

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<v Speaker 2>are coming out on the twenty seven. That's a Monday, right, Monday, Monday, Monday, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>on Monday following this episode. So you got the whole

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<v Speaker 2>weekend to prepare.

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<v Speaker 1>And did cute cases that are meant to go together.

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<v Speaker 2>For your friends.

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<v Speaker 1>You and your friends can all share. And if you

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<v Speaker 1>have more than one close friend, listen. The problems that

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<v Speaker 1>start from this are not necessarily my problem. Make it work,

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<v Speaker 1>Make it work.

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<v Speaker 2>A cute see cutey, cutey.

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<v Speaker 4>I like, don't fuck with Drew.

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<v Speaker 2>And you're vile.

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<v Speaker 4>Can you put my case on your phone?

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<v Speaker 2>I already had it on my phone for like two weeks.

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<v Speaker 2>Put it. I like mine better. Don't hit me. We

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<v Speaker 2>are failing the green mind test right now?

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<v Speaker 1>What's that?

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<v Speaker 2>It means?

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<v Speaker 1>You?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh dominate me?

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<v Speaker 1>If I never really understood that, Like I saw all

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<v Speaker 1>the lines in those pictures of celebrities, but I always

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<v Speaker 1>assumed it was like when David Dobrook's annoying ass would

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<v Speaker 1>like put a circle on something on the thumbnail.

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<v Speaker 4>Didn't he do that?

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<v Speaker 2>Probably at some point.

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<v Speaker 1>Like at some point that had to have happened, or

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<v Speaker 1>somebody does that. Maybe it's mister Beast. It's one of

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<v Speaker 1>those freaky.

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<v Speaker 3>Ass like little freaky y'all, little freaky y'all.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome back to emergency in or calm. This is episode

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<v Speaker 2>two hundred. Isn't that crazy?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't say that to me because I believed you. No,

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<v Speaker 1>but we're not that far.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh brother, Oh guys.

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<v Speaker 1>As we're filming this, it's my last day of being

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<v Speaker 1>twenty five.

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<v Speaker 3>And when this comes.

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<v Speaker 1>Out expired, I'll bespired. I feel like it. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like the milk I left in the cabinet the other day,

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<v Speaker 1>where it's like you opening, You're like, I guess I

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<v Speaker 1>could technically drink this because it's really cold, but like,

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<v Speaker 1>do I want to take the risk?

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<v Speaker 2>No, Carol, you're still so young.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I Oh, trustfully, there's too much life to live

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<v Speaker 1>after this.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, there's like far a scary amount of life.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm excited.

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<v Speaker 4>I genuinely am.

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<v Speaker 1>I was thinking about how last year I went into

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<v Speaker 1>the year with a really positive mindset and then bad

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<v Speaker 1>things happened. And let's just say this year, I went

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<v Speaker 1>into it with an even more positive attitude, and even

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<v Speaker 1>worse things happened, not necessarily to me, but like in

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<v Speaker 1>the world. So I think we need to lock me up,

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<v Speaker 1>Like we need to lock me up. When I'm happy,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess no one else gets to be happy.

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<v Speaker 2>You suck it out of everybody. Yeah, yeah, we should

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<v Speaker 2>just talk about the socio political and economic state of

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<v Speaker 2>the world right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Boh no. I literally was to get that because I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, I wanna talk about like my thoughts

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<v Speaker 1>for the year. But I still am trying to hold

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<v Speaker 1>positive and so it almost feels.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I'm still trying to gather my thoughts.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I have no thoughts. Oh about what's happening. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I have no thoughts and never plan on hearing the

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<v Speaker 1>thoughts that I maybe do have, because I genuinely am like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's cook, guys, teamwork makes a dream work. Don't let

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<v Speaker 1>them know your next move. No, we're happy, We're good,

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<v Speaker 1>We're good.

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<v Speaker 2>My thoughts are kill them all un ironically, like I

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<v Speaker 2>can sit in bed and lay there and literally fantasize

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<v Speaker 2>about changing everyone's life around me by.

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<v Speaker 1>Just okay, well you can't say that now, true, Okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Well we'll bleep what I said because I really don't

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<v Speaker 2>want crimes. But like, legitimately I am the happiest, most

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<v Speaker 2>stable I've ever been in my life. Really, yes, I

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<v Speaker 2>feel good. I'm happy spiritually, emotionally feel very like mentally well.

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<v Speaker 6>Right now, you're like mentally good, yeah, and.

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<v Speaker 1>You're mentally well.

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<v Speaker 2>This kind of impressive.

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<v Speaker 1>It is pretty impressive. I thought you were gonna fall. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you're trembling like you might as well be tworking. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>this is pretty yeah, Okay, this is Drews.

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<v Speaker 2>That's your audition for.

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<v Speaker 1>Auditions for I came out. You put me in coach,

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<v Speaker 1>put me in Wait?

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<v Speaker 2>Should I do an SNL audition right now? What impression

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<v Speaker 2>should I do?

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<v Speaker 1>No? Like, make an original character.

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<v Speaker 2>A British person waking up from surgery while the surgeons

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<v Speaker 2>are still cutting him open. Oh, it was old instant.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it was sold distant.

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<v Speaker 2>I think he'd be more like scared and mad an

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<v Speaker 2>alcoholic British person, so all of them.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, okay, that was fine. I can't even hold

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<v Speaker 3>you that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry. Sorry, they're not they're not alcoholics. I mean

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<v Speaker 2>I would too if it was cloudy every day.

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<v Speaker 1>I think sadly most people are alcoholics and they don't realize.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they don't even know.

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<v Speaker 3>They know about them.

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<v Speaker 2>They know who the fuck is cocoa. Yeah, we're we're

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<v Speaker 2>bringing back in a big.

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<v Speaker 1>Way your fucking thing, the audition of an alcoholic you

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<v Speaker 1>just an alcoholic British guy.

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<v Speaker 2>And then it, Oh, it was gonna be a flop anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>I already I already.

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<v Speaker 3>Knew it was gonna abandoned.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, what would your snl audition be?

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<v Speaker 1>I would walk in and be like, ah, fuck you guys,

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<v Speaker 1>don't let the hot people talk enough.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna and then I would leave.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I think a lot of the hot people like

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<v Speaker 1>genuinely like, there's some baddies who I don't see enough, like.

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<v Speaker 2>Put them in the bat.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to see the baddies, like pull out the baddies.

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<v Speaker 1>Damn no, I can't because I have big.

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<v Speaker 2>Big plans Andya's plotting on the batties.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you know who I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>I know what you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm manifesting an snl skit that's like an emergency in

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<v Speaker 7>or comparody this year.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think it could happen if I work hard enough.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if we work hard enough, they would fucking make

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<v Speaker 1>fun of me. Bitch, don't put me on that damn show.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I want it. I want to be made fun of.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I think true equality is everyone getting bullied.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, I like, no trust and believe. I

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<v Speaker 1>believe in a negative joke about somebody if it's actually funny.

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<v Speaker 2>But like, don't stoop too low, yeah, don't don't below

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<v Speaker 2>the belt. But also, I was stalking this girl who.

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<v Speaker 3>You shouldn't be just stalking women.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's like chill, like I follow her around and

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<v Speaker 2>look through her windows. I don't ever interact with her,

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<v Speaker 2>though she barely even knows of my existence.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, do you have any like plans on telling

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<v Speaker 1>her or is it more of just is it like,

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<v Speaker 1>is it a sexual thing because you're.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it could become one.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no that's not good.

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<v Speaker 2>So no, no, no, I've been stalking this girl on

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<v Speaker 2>TikTok and she made this video of like doing conservative

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<v Speaker 2>makeup or whatever, and like she she made a video

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<v Speaker 2>that literally resonated with me so much, and it was

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<v Speaker 2>like the synopsis of it was like, no, I'm tired

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<v Speaker 2>of like the miss Rachel's like Rainbow and Sunshine liberals,

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<v Speaker 2>like we need like to become absolutely vile and mean,

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<v Speaker 2>and like once I become violent mean, and I started

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<v Speaker 2>attacking them for their nasty, rotted, gut fucking mugs, their

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<v Speaker 2>faces that are melting off, their goddamn body don't say shit.

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<v Speaker 2>And so she started bullying people for their looks because

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<v Speaker 2>they voted against everyone's right, everyone's rights and they deserve it.

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<v Speaker 2>So I think I'm gonna take a page out of

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I already like bully Elon Musk in his

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<v Speaker 2>nasty fucking mug.

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<v Speaker 1>Ough, I just spoiled me, Like I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually am scared to say that publicly because of

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<v Speaker 2>the amount of censorship happening online. Right now, we live

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<v Speaker 2>in an oligarchic fascist government. It's over for us, y'all

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<v Speaker 2>for the next four years, at least until Trump puts

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<v Speaker 2>in a policy where he can run again, and then

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<v Speaker 2>by that time he'll be dementia, ridden in a diaper

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<v Speaker 2>and shitting himself, but will be morse coding his farts,

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<v Speaker 2>which is essentially the same of just hearing what he's.

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<v Speaker 1>Saying, well, yeah, you know shit. Like I the thing is,

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<v Speaker 1>I genuinely don't know what to say because I actually am.

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<v Speaker 1>I am so terrified that I am reverting to just

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<v Speaker 1>being positive, like and that I feel like I genuinely

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<v Speaker 1>feel like that says so much. But even with it

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<v Speaker 1>being partially toxic positivity, I do think.

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<v Speaker 4>We know what to do, Like it does that make sense?

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<v Speaker 1>Like I genuinely feel like there has always been this

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<v Speaker 1>layer of oppression over minority groups, whether it has to

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<v Speaker 1>do with like race, sexuality, gender like YadA, YadA, YadA.

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<v Speaker 1>People have always made it such a point within our

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<v Speaker 1>society to preserve important things, which is crazy that the

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<v Speaker 1>preservation I'm thinking of is rights, Like it's just like

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<v Speaker 1>basic human rights. But within these communities there is a

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<v Speaker 1>togetherness that I genuinely think nothing can be persevere. I'll persevere,

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<v Speaker 1>It'll grow stronger, it'll build communities in person even stronger.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's something I'm really thinking about in the

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<v Speaker 1>next few years, is just keeping all the people I

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<v Speaker 1>know and love very close, yeah, and safe and building

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<v Speaker 1>those communities in person online it is so important, but

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<v Speaker 1>it has I think at this point we have. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's been compromised, but we've learned so much in the

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<v Speaker 1>past four to eight years with the internet alone, and

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<v Speaker 1>we've made so many communities. And I think just sticking

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<v Speaker 1>down and like huddling down, being there for your people,

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<v Speaker 1>being there for anybody, and also just like, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's such a hard thing to navigate because again, trust

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<v Speaker 1>and believe, so many lives are being affected on so

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<v Speaker 1>many scales, and even if it's not being affected, it's

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<v Speaker 1>just causing this layer of anxiety on everybody. And you

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<v Speaker 1>can see it in everyone's eyes that there is life.

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<v Speaker 2>Even their silence is terrifying. I know they're like, oh fuck,

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<v Speaker 2>what have we done? But me and Kyle were talking

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<v Speaker 2>about it, and Kay make good fucking points. It's like

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<v Speaker 2>there is a silver lining to this. At least they're

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<v Speaker 2>showing us they're true colors. They're they're not hiding behind

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<v Speaker 2>the fucking veil anymore. Like they're actively showing us who

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<v Speaker 2>is in control. And it's twenty fucking people, And.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's I feel like, also the weird lining is

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to think about like where I want us

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<v Speaker 1>to stand.

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<v Speaker 3>In this, if that makes sense.

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<v Speaker 1>But I do think it's a good conversation to have,

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<v Speaker 1>like on the episode, because I don't want us to

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<v Speaker 1>seem just like this, because we're not just like this.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's just a hard line to walk because with

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<v Speaker 1>all that being said, and I think it is important

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about I also do want there to be

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<v Speaker 1>some sort of safe place on the internet still, if

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<v Speaker 1>that makes sense, Like, I feel like there can be

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<v Speaker 1>a balance where we can be both entertaining.

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<v Speaker 3>But you guys also know that we are not dumb.

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<v Speaker 3>We are not naive.

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<v Speaker 1>We are not ignoring everything that's happening. And I'm scared,

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<v Speaker 1>but I think existing it's a gift.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a gift. Existing is a gift. Guys.

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<v Speaker 7>There's also this, like Siah that I feel like the

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<v Speaker 7>Trump administration is doing where they're like, oh, we dominated,

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<v Speaker 7>like the United States is like dominantly read.

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<v Speaker 1>Now and in reality not the reality.

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<v Speaker 7>They only got like three million more votes.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And I.

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<v Speaker 7>Feel like all of our TikTok people are like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>like this huge shift happened where it's like they they

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<v Speaker 7>barely beat us, like yeah, it's it's so fucking insane.

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<v Speaker 7>I feel like so many people are just like damn,

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<v Speaker 7>I guess everyone's a Republican now where it's like no.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's fucking working and.

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<v Speaker 1>All of us literally on edge. And I do think

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<v Speaker 1>there should be some sort of awareness because, like Drew said,

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<v Speaker 1>we fully do live.

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<v Speaker 4>And I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>I have said that word enough times in person, and

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<v Speaker 1>every time I say it, I feel like I say

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<v Speaker 1>it wrong. So I'm not even gonna give it to

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<v Speaker 1>anybody because I can't pronounce anything oligarchy, period a right.

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<v Speaker 1>Every time I say it, I feel like I'm saying

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<v Speaker 1>it wrong because it also sounds like something from fucking

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<v Speaker 1>le Loo and Stitch, like it sounds like the fucking oligarchy. Oligarchy.

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<v Speaker 2>Oligarchy means family, y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>We're in this together, family business. But yeah, we are

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<v Speaker 1>definitely living in scary times. But I do think it

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<v Speaker 1>is important to be very outspoken about the fact that

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<v Speaker 1>y'all aren't gonna shut me up, Like what, literally, what

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<v Speaker 1>are you gonna do? Drive me off the fucking internet, bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>I will never shut up. One thing about me is

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<v Speaker 1>I demand detention from the day I was born to

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<v Speaker 1>the day I fucking die. So I am going to

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<v Speaker 1>say everything I want all the fucking time. You already

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<v Speaker 1>are taking my rights in every other way, so I

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<v Speaker 1>will continue my right to be a fucking bitch. And

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<v Speaker 1>actually I wouldn't kill any of y'all. I would slap

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<v Speaker 1>the ever living fucking shit out of all the people

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<v Speaker 1>front row at the inauguration.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even want anybody who.

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<v Speaker 1>Even fucks with that shit, because I know there's people

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<v Speaker 1>out there who are just in the fucking weeds, and

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<v Speaker 1>I know y'all are fucking with this. I will smack

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<v Speaker 1>the ever living dog shit out of you if I

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<v Speaker 1>see you in person, and I know you're on that side,

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't want to kill them.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't believe in that. On a more positive note,

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<v Speaker 1>it is a miracle that I have a license.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, you literally was like unironically not even

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<v Speaker 2>doing it as a bit like just did donuts in

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<v Speaker 2>front of our house for some reason.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't you did. I did a loop around to

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<v Speaker 1>back up into.

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<v Speaker 7>A stong like a sound effect.

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<v Speaker 1>My music was too loud.

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't hear it, and then yeah, we thought you

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<v Speaker 2>were joking. We looked over and you were just like

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<v Speaker 2>dead serious, like blasting your music.

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<v Speaker 1>I do that all the time. Like okay. Also, I

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<v Speaker 1>want to clarify I am a very safe driver. There

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<v Speaker 1>was no one around, trust and believe I peeked down

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<v Speaker 1>the intersection or I.

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<v Speaker 8>Did all that.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw the car, I knew you were there, like

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't care. But yeah, I'm just an efficient driver.

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<v Speaker 1>Some people are really taking their time out there. But

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<v Speaker 1>I'm efficient and I'm safe. I'm the best of both worlds.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>And in a car commercial that would be so fun.

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<v Speaker 1>I think actually my dream would be to be in

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<v Speaker 1>a car commercial like any car companies honestly, even like

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<v Speaker 1>Toyota Burbank. I'll take it, like if it's filmed, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I will take it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll take the job.

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<v Speaker 2>Climbing up the rock wall. And a jeep. Would you

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<v Speaker 2>do a jeep wrangler?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, a jeep wrangler. If you drive a Jeep wrangler,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry. I love you, but.

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<v Speaker 3>Cut get that far out of my fucking face.

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<v Speaker 1>And I feel like a lot of people in our

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<v Speaker 1>audience do drive jeep wranglers. Like it just feels like

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<v Speaker 1>it's just a really gay car that I don't like.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a mask lesbian car. Yeah yeah, it's like it's

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<v Speaker 2>very masculine. It's it's like subar rus and jeep wranglers.

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<v Speaker 2>Those are like the lesbian.

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<v Speaker 1>Cars I st up with. The Supers though, the nice

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<v Speaker 1>the newer Supers are really nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, are you saying you don't fuck with lesbians?

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<v Speaker 1>I fuck with a specific handful of lesbians. Yes, well yes,

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<v Speaker 1>well yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you saying you hate gay people and you like

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<v Speaker 2>Donald Trump?

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<v Speaker 1>Not all gay people, guys, Not all gay people are bad.

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<v Speaker 2>TikTok was supposed to be banned. That's a whole other

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<v Speaker 2>fucking thing. So annoying pr campaign. Uh Meta will buy

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<v Speaker 2>fifty percent of it over the next ninety days at

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<v Speaker 2>some point and it will be compromised. But anyways, I

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<v Speaker 2>gonna take it, not to get back into my evil, dark,

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<v Speaker 2>visceral visceral hatred. But I had this written down because

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, TikTok's going away, like there's no

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<v Speaker 2>way he'll see it, but I'll talk about it anyways

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<v Speaker 2>because it's a funny story. So what is happening? Y'all know?

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<v Speaker 2>The TikTok physics teacher. Yeah, like the TikTok physics teacher.

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<v Speaker 2>Kyitie know I'm talking about Look up TikTok physics teacher.

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<v Speaker 3>What is happening? Because I'm really scared.

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<v Speaker 2>So I thought he was fine, shiit like, I thought

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<v Speaker 2>he was a baddie, but I didn't know how to

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<v Speaker 2>approach saying he was a baddie because I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to shoot my shot. So no, ye did yes, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>Actually you're a.

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<v Speaker 1>Good liar though, because you asked that in a way

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<v Speaker 1>that seemed like you genuinely believe that's cute.

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<v Speaker 2>But we followed each other on Instagram and we were

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<v Speaker 2>just like chatting and talking and whatever, and it was

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<v Speaker 2>a vibe. Well, one day, oh my god, it's actually

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<v Speaker 2>so humiliating. I'm not even kidding. One day I decided

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<v Speaker 2>devised plan when he posted a story.

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<v Speaker 1>Bro okay, actually I want to hear.

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<v Speaker 2>So my plan was when he posted an ig story,

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<v Speaker 2>I was going to send it to you and say,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, he's fine, like he's he's sexy, hot

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<v Speaker 2>or whatever, but accidentally send it to him.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Drew.

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<v Speaker 7>Did you respond?

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<v Speaker 1>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>I did do that, and he was like, oh thank you,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm straight.

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<v Speaker 9>Oh god, I'll read you the Why would you not

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<v Speaker 9>like run that past me?

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<v Speaker 2>I did? No, you did not, swear to god, I did.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I'm gonna do this and you're like

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<v Speaker 2>sure because it was like more of a troll than anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Oh wait, was that the night you were standing

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<v Speaker 1>on the a table in front of me and giving

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<v Speaker 1>like a monologue.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't remember. This was this was years ago. This

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<v Speaker 2>was like three four years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I do.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, huge cheese. Oh my god, bro, it's Sutherland physics.

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<v Speaker 2>I think, yes, the story, no, but I don't give up.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck but I mean we literally had a fruitful, long relationship, truitful.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>Wait did you send it to him on TikTok?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>On Instagram? This was years ago. I can't find our messages,

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<v Speaker 2>but Dann, we've talked a lot. Actually, but yeah, TikTok's

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<v Speaker 2>not banned. But that's an embarrassing story that I had.

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<v Speaker 7>I just feel weird because I posted a bunch of

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<v Speaker 7>nasty whole videos because I was like, it's fucking banned,

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<v Speaker 7>like we're.

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<v Speaker 2>All that shit and we warned.

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<v Speaker 3>How did that go up?

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<v Speaker 1>Like?

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<v Speaker 7>How like it was getting banned. Everyone was doing crazy shit,

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<v Speaker 7>so I thought it was fine.

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<v Speaker 1>But because the people were admitting to not working out

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<v Speaker 1>and to dying.

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<v Speaker 2>Like not eating the muck bangers admitting to not eating

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<v Speaker 2>the food, like.

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<v Speaker 1>Like do you hear yourself?

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<v Speaker 3>You are fucking dumb as.

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<v Speaker 2>Out, and like them still not posting since they posted

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<v Speaker 2>that video and TikTok's been back for two days, like

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<v Speaker 2>which I would be shameful.

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<v Speaker 1>And that was really like a suicide ritual, Like that

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<v Speaker 1>was like a weird like ritual we saw because also

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<v Speaker 1>I'm confused, like it really does show me the age

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<v Speaker 1>group of everybody on TikTok the way certain people were reacting,

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<v Speaker 1>because I felt awful because obviously people are gonna lose

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<v Speaker 1>their jobs. It's income for a lot of people, it's

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<v Speaker 1>good for businesses, all the shit. But there were people

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<v Speaker 1>who were actually acting like the Internet was done, which

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<v Speaker 1>showed me that their only use of the Internet was

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<v Speaker 1>to TikTok, which was kind of jarring.

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<v Speaker 2>Diversify. Oh, I was saying last night, like bitch, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going pro, Like I'm a pro TikTok scroller, Like I like,

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<v Speaker 2>I really I really could go to the Olympics for

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<v Speaker 2>TikTok scrolling because I'm so good at that ship and

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<v Speaker 2>I don't use TikTok like all you other bitches, Like

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<v Speaker 2>I find weird fucking random people in the middle of

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<v Speaker 2>America and learn every single thing there is to learn

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<v Speaker 2>about them, and I mean obscure people. Yeah, you do

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<v Speaker 2>like five like two hundred views.

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<v Speaker 1>When you were looking over my shoulder on my TikTok

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<v Speaker 1>the other day, I could tell everyone you wanted me

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<v Speaker 1>who's profile you want me to go to?

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<v Speaker 3>And I was like, I'm not doing that.

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<v Speaker 2>I knew you. I knew you could tell.

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<v Speaker 1>I just like I don't like doing that. Also, I

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<v Speaker 1>found Logan Roy on TikTok.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that a Versaci suit?

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's like just a random guy in a weird suit.

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<v Speaker 1>I really like his vibe, though, Like why do I

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<v Speaker 1>want to South?

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<v Speaker 2>This is literally me?

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<v Speaker 1>And did we go get me a suit for tomorrow?

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<v Speaker 3>I could wear thing?

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<v Speaker 2>Before I like rudely interrupted you.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Right before I was saying TikTok scrolling, going.

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<v Speaker 1>Pro oh, I'm so bad at it, Like I just.

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<v Speaker 2>Hate you were saying something else but shar keep.

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<v Speaker 1>Going, oh that you're really good at it, is that

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<v Speaker 1>what you want to hear You're going No, I was

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<v Speaker 1>saying that I could tell when you want, Like when

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<v Speaker 1>we're going through my feed, I could tell Drew wants

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<v Speaker 1>me to go to people's pages, and I'm just like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to do that. It's so fucking boring

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<v Speaker 1>to me.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so lit, bro, you like you know it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you're really good at it. But also, I I

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<v Speaker 1>use TikTok, I don't know what I watch because every

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<v Speaker 1>time I open the app, I don't watch through a

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<v Speaker 1>single fucking video Like I it takes so much to

0:23:42.720 --> 0:23:45.720
<v Speaker 1>get my attention or it has to be immediate because

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like you've seen me do it. I just

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<v Speaker 1>like when I open TikTok, I'm just like yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like I literally just go through until I see something

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<v Speaker 1>that catches my eye. Like I'm going on there for

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<v Speaker 1>a specific vibe, and if I don't catch it in

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<v Speaker 1>the first few ones, I just go to in studie.

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<v Speaker 7>I see like the most pathetic people on TikTok. Like

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<v Speaker 7>I was scrolling and there's this guy on a plane

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<v Speaker 7>and he took a selfie with an iPad.

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<v Speaker 4>H oh, yeah, the guy behind him.

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<v Speaker 1>The guy behind that guy was so you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>was actually.

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<v Speaker 7>Talking about the guy taking the photo. The guy behind

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<v Speaker 7>it seemed cute. Oh yeah, he was the guy behind him.

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<v Speaker 1>Selfie guy. I really like playing selfie guy. The pathetic

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<v Speaker 1>playing guy is such a bummer though.

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<v Speaker 3>The one behind him.

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<v Speaker 1>The one like, yeah, he was like he wanted he

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<v Speaker 1>was having main characters.

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<v Speaker 7>And the one in the back. In the comments, people

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<v Speaker 7>were saying, he looks like Luigi has Luigi vibes. I'm

0:24:57.560 --> 0:25:02.240
<v Speaker 7>I'm talking about the game No, from the assassination.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you want to look like an assess.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that's weird. It's weird in this climate to

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<v Speaker 1>want to look like an assassinator kind newman.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, well, I'm just saying esthetically, not like, you know, ideologically.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so you wouldn't want to kill the rich?

0:25:15.600 --> 0:25:18.840
<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, yeah, you're picking your song a boot liquor.

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<v Speaker 8>No.

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<v Speaker 2>That that fucking video taking off in that way was

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<v Speaker 2>absolutely insane. I literally could not believe the reaction it

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<v Speaker 2>was getting because like fifty views, yeah, it's got like

0:25:33.040 --> 0:25:36.280
<v Speaker 2>ten million likes. It was like number in the top

0:25:36.440 --> 0:25:39.880
<v Speaker 2>ten most popular videos on TikTok for the week.

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<v Speaker 7>I feel like whenever a video gets that many views,

0:25:42.240 --> 0:25:45.960
<v Speaker 7>it like transcends language barriers. It's all something like human

0:25:46.040 --> 0:25:46.800
<v Speaker 7>that you're capturing.

0:25:47.400 --> 0:25:49.960
<v Speaker 2>It's like hitting like the Middle East right now, Like

0:25:50.040 --> 0:25:54.159
<v Speaker 2>it's like yeah, worldwide. Yeah, I've literally gone. And like

0:25:54.240 --> 0:25:56.080
<v Speaker 2>the craziest thing is like when I posted it, I

0:25:56.119 --> 0:25:58.800
<v Speaker 2>was like, oh, this is just like a uh, just

0:25:58.800 --> 0:26:01.640
<v Speaker 2>a good a draft I'm posting because TikTok's getting banned,

0:26:01.640 --> 0:26:05.359
<v Speaker 2>Like it's gonna just get twenty thousand likes, but like, bro,

0:26:05.600 --> 0:26:09.800
<v Speaker 2>like the amount of them, then you're fucking n it

0:26:09.840 --> 0:26:15.200
<v Speaker 2>can take off. But anyways, dollar sign elfie coin, dollar

0:26:15.280 --> 0:26:20.640
<v Speaker 2>sign elfie coin dropping soon, Selfie helping coin dropping, yeah,

0:26:20.760 --> 0:26:24.760
<v Speaker 2>selfie selfie iPad kid coin. No, but we're going global, y'all.

0:26:24.760 --> 0:26:27.600
<v Speaker 2>Like I'm about to do podcasts like Britney Broskiy hit

0:26:27.640 --> 0:26:29.600
<v Speaker 2>me up to do her podcast, Tricia Pays hit me

0:26:29.640 --> 0:26:32.560
<v Speaker 2>up to do her podcast A clean selfie guy Ellen DeGeneres.

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously he's manager right now. But don't worry, guys, I'm

0:26:35.280 --> 0:26:37.080
<v Speaker 1>only taking ninety percent. He's getting done.

0:26:37.160 --> 0:26:37.960
<v Speaker 3>It's getting kind of.

0:26:37.920 --> 0:26:38.920
<v Speaker 2>Everything so fair.

0:26:39.080 --> 0:26:39.399
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:26:39.480 --> 0:26:41.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I have a link up with a hot tour

0:26:41.720 --> 0:26:44.119
<v Speaker 2>girl coming soon. But no, it was so funny, like

0:26:44.200 --> 0:26:47.560
<v Speaker 2>people like it's if you know me and you know us,

0:26:47.560 --> 0:26:51.680
<v Speaker 2>Like it's very obvious a troll, obviously a troll. But

0:26:51.800 --> 0:26:53.640
<v Speaker 2>the amount of comments that were like, oh my god,

0:26:53.720 --> 0:26:56.560
<v Speaker 2>this is so wholesome, like I love his energy, like

0:26:56.640 --> 0:26:59.800
<v Speaker 2>he really doesn't care about anybody else around him, which

0:26:59.840 --> 0:27:03.640
<v Speaker 2>is very true, Like I really don't give a fuck it.

0:27:03.720 --> 0:27:05.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's rerue.

0:27:05.119 --> 0:27:08.120
<v Speaker 2>But my favorite comment was like, oh, I like his smile.

0:27:08.400 --> 0:27:09.440
<v Speaker 2>His smile is so.

0:27:09.720 --> 0:27:16.879
<v Speaker 1>Cute, and it's you doing this smile. No, that was

0:27:16.960 --> 0:27:17.880
<v Speaker 1>pre that smile.

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<v Speaker 7>I think the underrated draft was the one where it looks.

0:27:24.200 --> 0:27:26.720
<v Speaker 2>Like you just ate poop and yeah, that did not

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<v Speaker 2>that did not take.

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<v Speaker 9>Lick that?

0:27:30.880 --> 0:27:31.800
<v Speaker 8>What is that?

0:27:31.840 --> 0:27:32.119
<v Speaker 1>Do? Do?

0:27:33.320 --> 0:27:37.480
<v Speaker 2>Lick that? But eat that? But eat that? What?

0:27:38.760 --> 0:27:38.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>The draft dump was very melodramatic of me, And honestly,

0:27:43.920 --> 0:27:52.000
<v Speaker 2>I was watching I was watching them. It's lead pain.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you watch my story kai on TikTok?

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<v Speaker 7>No, I didn't see that.

0:28:05.880 --> 0:28:09.000
<v Speaker 2>The amount of drafts I had of me just staring

0:28:09.040 --> 0:28:11.640
<v Speaker 2>at the camera with a filter with a creepy song

0:28:11.680 --> 0:28:16.080
<v Speaker 2>behind me was actually insane, probably twenty more loaded up

0:28:16.200 --> 0:28:17.280
<v Speaker 2>if I Yeah.

0:28:17.119 --> 0:28:18.879
<v Speaker 1>You had a lot of drafts that were just that.

0:28:19.119 --> 0:28:20.440
<v Speaker 1>It was kind of eerie.

0:28:20.760 --> 0:28:22.679
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was crying laughing at all the people that

0:28:22.720 --> 0:28:25.040
<v Speaker 2>deleted TikTok off their phone in the second hand and

0:28:25.080 --> 0:28:27.119
<v Speaker 2>they couldn't get back in, so they were having to

0:28:27.160 --> 0:28:30.359
<v Speaker 2>watch it through like email in Safari and ship.

0:28:30.680 --> 0:28:33.640
<v Speaker 7>You still can't access it rightly.

0:28:32.960 --> 0:28:33.680
<v Speaker 3>On the app store.

0:28:33.760 --> 0:28:36.840
<v Speaker 7>I thought you put it because I send you stuff

0:28:36.840 --> 0:28:37.800
<v Speaker 7>and you said you can't watch it.

0:28:39.200 --> 0:28:41.240
<v Speaker 2>I thought, are you airing my shit out like that?

0:28:41.240 --> 0:28:44.920
<v Speaker 7>That's not that's thought you ever thought.

0:28:45.040 --> 0:28:47.680
<v Speaker 1>He's just like ignoring you and wants wanted it like

0:28:47.680 --> 0:28:49.160
<v Speaker 1>the perfect excuse to not reply.

0:28:49.320 --> 0:28:49.840
<v Speaker 7>Impossible.

0:28:49.880 --> 0:28:54.680
<v Speaker 2>I don't have TikTok okay, honestly, TikTok's bunk as fuck,

0:28:54.800 --> 0:28:58.160
<v Speaker 2>Like y'all, yeah, y'all use that app. I'll be fine

0:28:58.200 --> 0:28:58.760
<v Speaker 2>without it.

0:28:59.560 --> 0:29:02.000
<v Speaker 1>I really, I am at a crossroads, like something about

0:29:02.040 --> 0:29:03.960
<v Speaker 1>it does feel a little tainted. But I'm like, y'all

0:29:03.960 --> 0:29:06.320
<v Speaker 1>can't take this from us, like you already like you

0:29:06.360 --> 0:29:07.360
<v Speaker 1>can't take it from us.

0:29:08.680 --> 0:29:09.760
<v Speaker 3>We'll see what happens in life.

0:29:09.800 --> 0:29:11.880
<v Speaker 7>I just hope it doesn't become like what They don't

0:29:11.880 --> 0:29:14.080
<v Speaker 7>have the reels algorithms.

0:29:13.640 --> 0:29:15.640
<v Speaker 1>I know, because that's what that's what I'm worried about

0:29:15.640 --> 0:29:16.280
<v Speaker 1>it and I'm scared.

0:29:16.520 --> 0:29:19.360
<v Speaker 2>The The reason why TikTok works so well is because

0:29:19.360 --> 0:29:22.720
<v Speaker 2>it actually pays random people to post, so it can

0:29:23.000 --> 0:29:25.040
<v Speaker 2>it can become a side hustle for them, and it

0:29:25.080 --> 0:29:28.040
<v Speaker 2>incentivizes them. And it's like, oh, I can make fucking

0:29:28.080 --> 0:29:30.760
<v Speaker 2>an extra thousand dollars a month by posting on TikTok,

0:29:30.800 --> 0:29:33.719
<v Speaker 2>and all I do is just vlog my life like duh,

0:29:33.760 --> 0:29:36.959
<v Speaker 2>Like I'm gonna do that, and no other app has that.

0:29:37.000 --> 0:29:39.160
<v Speaker 2>And that's why TikTok works so well is because it's

0:29:39.160 --> 0:29:42.200
<v Speaker 2>so fucking human, because actually real humans are posting on it,

0:29:42.320 --> 0:29:46.920
<v Speaker 2>and it's not just these like social media influences. Yeah,

0:29:46.960 --> 0:29:50.959
<v Speaker 2>like it's perfect. It's perfect down to the last menu detail.

0:29:50.960 --> 0:29:55.840
<v Speaker 2>And if they take away the money, then it'll die

0:29:56.160 --> 0:29:56.760
<v Speaker 2>very quickly.

0:29:57.520 --> 0:30:02.640
<v Speaker 1>The little Trump message boot to Meda, you're crazy. As

0:30:02.720 --> 0:30:05.240
<v Speaker 1>I even read that shit, you're not an idiot. I

0:30:05.280 --> 0:30:07.680
<v Speaker 1>feel like I only read what it said when people

0:30:07.680 --> 0:30:10.200
<v Speaker 1>were posting their screenshots that it wasn't working anymore, and

0:30:10.240 --> 0:30:11.320
<v Speaker 1>even that I was just typing.

0:30:11.520 --> 0:30:14.120
<v Speaker 2>I was like, whatever, whatever, what's scary as it wasn't

0:30:14.160 --> 0:30:17.280
<v Speaker 2>for us, it was for like the fourteen to seventeen

0:30:17.360 --> 0:30:20.440
<v Speaker 2>year old boys that use TikTok that are like voting

0:30:20.480 --> 0:30:24.560
<v Speaker 2>in the next election in four years. They see that

0:30:24.640 --> 0:30:27.360
<v Speaker 2>and they're like, oh, President Trump saved TikTok. I'm gonna

0:30:27.440 --> 0:30:28.480
<v Speaker 2>vote for the Red Party.

0:30:28.600 --> 0:30:31.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, y'all are dumb enough to fucking fall for that shit.

0:30:33.240 --> 0:30:35.440
<v Speaker 1>I hope your mom comes home drunk as fucking beats

0:30:35.440 --> 0:30:36.360
<v Speaker 1>the living shit out of you.

0:30:36.720 --> 0:30:43.479
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, I genuinely hope. I genuinely hope Trump gets cancer.

0:30:43.760 --> 0:30:46.760
<v Speaker 2>I hope his insides melt out of his ass. Sorry.

0:30:47.000 --> 0:30:49.720
<v Speaker 1>This episode is literally us like having a funny, fun

0:30:49.760 --> 0:30:53.000
<v Speaker 1>conversation and then it it literally it always leads back

0:30:53.040 --> 0:30:55.200
<v Speaker 1>to the fonk like it always. But that's why I'm

0:30:55.200 --> 0:30:57.120
<v Speaker 1>saying this is the last episode I'm talking about those

0:30:57.120 --> 0:30:59.560
<v Speaker 1>fucking nasty ass men. Other than this, you won't hear

0:30:59.600 --> 0:31:01.960
<v Speaker 1>anything from me because I'm not giving them the time

0:31:02.000 --> 0:31:02.320
<v Speaker 1>of day.

0:31:02.400 --> 0:31:03.200
<v Speaker 3>Like I'm not wasting my.

0:31:06.040 --> 0:31:08.960
<v Speaker 2>Am I allowed to say that I.

0:31:08.920 --> 0:31:18.440
<v Speaker 1>Found this TikTok. That's literally just the what this podcast is.

0:31:19.360 --> 0:31:22.400
<v Speaker 1>Two girls and the boy they bully.

0:31:23.560 --> 0:31:30.640
<v Speaker 2>Actually catch me by my shoulders. I'm gonna line down, Okay,

0:31:30.760 --> 0:31:31.240
<v Speaker 2>just look.

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<v Speaker 7>Up, thank you.

0:31:38.640 --> 0:31:39.800
<v Speaker 8>I was literally about to.

0:31:39.720 --> 0:31:45.840
<v Speaker 1>Break my neck, bro, like we are pushing thirty.

0:31:47.880 --> 0:31:49.440
<v Speaker 3>What chip chip of the chair?

0:31:49.760 --> 0:31:55.680
<v Speaker 2>No A yeah, a spicy Freedo, which I think is

0:31:55.720 --> 0:31:57.720
<v Speaker 2>the best chip I ever made. Remember when being called

0:31:57.720 --> 0:32:01.920
<v Speaker 2>a local was like a read Like, now all we

0:32:02.040 --> 0:32:03.800
<v Speaker 2>think for is wanting to be called locals.

0:32:03.960 --> 0:32:07.240
<v Speaker 1>Also, what's so funny is like the audacity to call

0:32:07.320 --> 0:32:10.000
<v Speaker 1>someone a local. And everybody who said my locals was

0:32:10.080 --> 0:32:12.160
<v Speaker 1>just either at college or made a rash decision to

0:32:12.160 --> 0:32:13.200
<v Speaker 1>move out of their sting, or.

0:32:13.240 --> 0:32:14.720
<v Speaker 2>Was a fucking loser online.

0:32:14.840 --> 0:32:17.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like my locals. I never I will say, I

0:32:17.440 --> 0:32:20.239
<v Speaker 1>never said my looks. I've always loved my local like

0:32:20.320 --> 0:32:23.720
<v Speaker 1>I've always loved I always.

0:32:23.160 --> 0:32:25.880
<v Speaker 2>Like I know, I used it derogatory. I was like

0:32:26.000 --> 0:32:30.120
<v Speaker 2>my fucking locals. I hate my locals. But it's also

0:32:30.200 --> 0:32:33.720
<v Speaker 2>because I grew up in a I'm not even gonna

0:32:33.760 --> 0:32:34.360
<v Speaker 2>talk about it.

0:32:34.920 --> 0:32:36.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to talk about it.

0:32:36.200 --> 0:32:38.160
<v Speaker 2>I grew up being called slurs.

0:32:38.720 --> 0:32:42.240
<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm having the kind of period that feels like

0:32:42.760 --> 0:32:45.959
<v Speaker 1>it is the period of Christmas pass.

0:32:46.200 --> 0:32:47.600
<v Speaker 2>Do you want me to talk to your uterus?

0:32:50.840 --> 0:33:01.200
<v Speaker 8>Yeahs in uterus, I'm talking to to you right now.

0:33:02.240 --> 0:33:10.800
<v Speaker 8>Stop hurting my girlfriend. Okay, you dor I'm gonna I'm

0:33:10.840 --> 0:33:13.760
<v Speaker 8>gonna beat the ship out of you if you don't

0:33:13.800 --> 0:33:15.560
<v Speaker 8>stop hurting and making.

0:33:15.360 --> 0:33:17.880
<v Speaker 4>Her believe and you're going to hit me, just get down.

0:33:17.960 --> 0:33:20.320
<v Speaker 8>So she need her to stop bleeding out of her

0:33:20.400 --> 0:33:26.600
<v Speaker 8>vagina because of you. You're really really getting You're getting

0:33:26.600 --> 0:33:29.720
<v Speaker 8>in the way of a lot of things. So uterus,

0:33:29.920 --> 0:33:33.520
<v Speaker 8>I'm trailing you now. I'm your worst enemy.

0:33:34.960 --> 0:33:39.080
<v Speaker 1>I am your nightmare. No, but sometimes I feel like

0:33:39.120 --> 0:33:43.040
<v Speaker 1>I have like a like I have too many chill

0:33:43.120 --> 0:33:46.120
<v Speaker 1>periods where they're like seamless, I'm just bleeding whatever, no

0:33:46.200 --> 0:33:48.440
<v Speaker 1>big deal, and I know, cramps or anything, and then

0:33:48.560 --> 0:33:50.800
<v Speaker 1>just one month it feels like somebody ran up to

0:33:50.840 --> 0:33:53.920
<v Speaker 1>me with steel toad boots, kicked me in the vagina,

0:33:54.440 --> 0:33:57.400
<v Speaker 1>threw me on the pavement, stepped on my lower back,

0:33:57.480 --> 0:34:00.080
<v Speaker 1>and then turned me over and grabbed two runches and

0:34:00.160 --> 0:34:01.840
<v Speaker 1>like this with my nipples in them.

0:34:02.520 --> 0:34:05.880
<v Speaker 2>Well, your nipples hurt on your period, my boobs, you

0:34:05.960 --> 0:34:07.400
<v Speaker 2>need massage.

0:34:08.120 --> 0:34:14.040
<v Speaker 1>Honestly, Yeah, Like the thing is ill. Come on, that's disgusting,

0:34:14.800 --> 0:34:17.319
<v Speaker 1>Like I can't even like it's don't say that kind

0:34:17.320 --> 0:34:18.240
<v Speaker 1>of shit to me ever again.

0:34:19.200 --> 0:34:20.680
<v Speaker 3>Okay, just watch yourself.

0:34:20.960 --> 0:34:24.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, why is doing makeup? Actually really hard, guys.

0:34:25.280 --> 0:34:27.160
<v Speaker 1>Like I'm I'm talking about a lot of girl things

0:34:27.160 --> 0:34:29.840
<v Speaker 1>that y'all can't understand. But last night I was feeling

0:34:29.840 --> 0:34:31.360
<v Speaker 1>brave and I was like, I haven't played with makeup

0:34:31.360 --> 0:34:31.839
<v Speaker 1>in so long?

0:34:32.000 --> 0:34:32.840
<v Speaker 2>You really haven't that.

0:34:32.920 --> 0:34:34.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I was like, I'm gonna do my makeup to

0:34:34.520 --> 0:34:38.640
<v Speaker 1>see maybe on my birthday I do my makeup. No, no,

0:34:39.120 --> 0:34:41.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't even have photo evidence of what I did

0:34:41.640 --> 0:34:44.799
<v Speaker 1>last night because I was humiliated, Like I said it

0:34:44.840 --> 0:34:47.240
<v Speaker 1>from the mirror and was like, yes, I'm gonna go crazy.

0:34:47.320 --> 0:34:53.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna give like glamour down. I washed my like

0:34:53.560 --> 0:34:55.719
<v Speaker 1>I literally, I'm not kidding. I've never gone in bed

0:34:55.760 --> 0:34:59.600
<v Speaker 1>faster like I like, I like washed my face half half.

0:35:00.120 --> 0:35:02.960
<v Speaker 3>All over and went to bed. I can't do it.

0:35:02.960 --> 0:35:03.719
<v Speaker 3>It's embarrassing.

0:35:03.760 --> 0:35:07.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, makeup is really hard. You know what else is hard? What?

0:35:08.360 --> 0:35:08.919
<v Speaker 2>Being a man?

0:35:10.320 --> 0:35:10.760
<v Speaker 7>Actually?

0:35:11.000 --> 0:35:11.560
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:35:11.719 --> 0:35:14.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, guys, like just generally just being a man.

0:35:15.760 --> 0:35:16.799
<v Speaker 3>Well, like what about.

0:35:16.520 --> 0:35:17.960
<v Speaker 7>It hearing about periods?

0:35:18.080 --> 0:35:20.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, having to protect women.

0:35:20.640 --> 0:35:23.400
<v Speaker 7>My whole life is protecting women constantly.

0:35:23.480 --> 0:35:28.720
<v Speaker 2>Like not being able to chase after them.

0:35:27.280 --> 0:35:29.080
<v Speaker 1>Not being able to chase after that.

0:35:29.400 --> 0:35:31.759
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's just like it's un ironically you.

0:35:31.800 --> 0:35:36.480
<v Speaker 1>Chase people normally yes, is that like a hobby?

0:35:37.000 --> 0:35:42.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but no, like actually, like being a man is hard.

0:35:43.040 --> 0:35:46.440
<v Speaker 7>But doing that period similar to did make us feel

0:35:46.480 --> 0:35:47.800
<v Speaker 7>what it was like to be a woman. And actually

0:35:47.800 --> 0:35:49.480
<v Speaker 7>I redact what I said, and it's actually way harder

0:35:49.760 --> 0:35:50.319
<v Speaker 7>to be a woman.

0:35:50.480 --> 0:35:52.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was gonna say, it's hell easy like that

0:35:52.400 --> 0:35:54.120
<v Speaker 2>period shit like y'all complain that.

0:35:54.080 --> 0:35:55.200
<v Speaker 7>Shit hurts so bad?

0:35:56.040 --> 0:35:59.520
<v Speaker 2>You were moaning, guy, I know, roll the clip.

0:35:59.719 --> 0:36:02.680
<v Speaker 7>No, no, I'm gonna I'm.

0:36:04.520 --> 0:36:04.719
<v Speaker 5>Too.

0:36:05.000 --> 0:36:12.359
<v Speaker 1>Also, uh, Lucas and Josiah were waxing Lucas's legs in

0:36:12.440 --> 0:36:17.120
<v Speaker 1>the crib and it was the most like Patrick was there.

0:36:17.200 --> 0:36:20.160
<v Speaker 1>Josh was filming it, and I was like, this is

0:36:20.239 --> 0:36:23.239
<v Speaker 1>the most homo erotic thing ever because I was in

0:36:23.280 --> 0:36:26.320
<v Speaker 1>the kitchen and all I heard was like them moaning

0:36:26.360 --> 0:36:29.680
<v Speaker 1>and groaning and like all laughing and then getting really silent.

0:36:29.360 --> 0:36:32.680
<v Speaker 3>While one of them was moaning and groaning, and it was.

0:36:32.760 --> 0:36:35.160
<v Speaker 2>Really did you record any of it? I think I did,

0:36:35.239 --> 0:36:37.400
<v Speaker 2>I think, because I need to hear that audio.

0:36:38.040 --> 0:36:39.279
<v Speaker 1>Like I don't know if I got any of the

0:36:39.280 --> 0:36:41.359
<v Speaker 1>moaning and groaning because it was really gross and I

0:36:41.400 --> 0:36:44.040
<v Speaker 1>was like, ill take it somewhere else, But I did

0:36:44.080 --> 0:36:47.360
<v Speaker 1>get this video of Lucas asking Josiah if he should

0:36:47.360 --> 0:36:58.680
<v Speaker 1>turn over all right, and then at one point they

0:36:58.680 --> 0:37:01.840
<v Speaker 1>were just playing Boston. No, it was just Lucas and Josie,

0:37:01.840 --> 0:37:04.040
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, this is the weirdest thing. So

0:37:04.200 --> 0:37:08.120
<v Speaker 1>Wed such a weird fucking vibe, and it's really starting

0:37:08.160 --> 0:37:09.239
<v Speaker 1>to feel like we're a bit too.

0:37:09.200 --> 0:37:10.239
<v Speaker 3>Old to be doing that shit.

0:37:10.280 --> 0:37:15.520
<v Speaker 1>But also, guys, we're reworking the world's I fear we're

0:37:15.520 --> 0:37:16.359
<v Speaker 1>reworking it.

0:37:16.760 --> 0:37:19.920
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna be roommates forever, not because we want to,

0:37:20.040 --> 0:37:21.160
<v Speaker 2>but because we have to.

0:37:22.520 --> 0:37:26.000
<v Speaker 1>Why aren't you gonna marry like a pretty girl or something.

0:37:27.120 --> 0:37:29.359
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you have.

0:37:29.280 --> 0:37:31.040
<v Speaker 1>To go off and marry a pretty girl.

0:37:31.880 --> 0:37:33.719
<v Speaker 2>To go off and marry a pretty girl and start

0:37:33.760 --> 0:37:37.480
<v Speaker 2>a family, imagine that art for me. Like, I swear

0:37:37.520 --> 0:37:39.080
<v Speaker 2>there will be a time in my life that I

0:37:39.239 --> 0:37:43.880
<v Speaker 2>enter spiritual psychosis, religious psychosis and like become hyper religious

0:37:43.960 --> 0:37:46.719
<v Speaker 2>and like denounce all gay like low anthony, and like

0:37:46.920 --> 0:37:50.960
<v Speaker 2>become just like a normal person. Oh no, he's kidding.

0:37:50.960 --> 0:37:51.480
<v Speaker 2>Being gay is.

0:37:51.480 --> 0:37:55.640
<v Speaker 1>Normal, rolling your eyes like eyes, being gay's like, actually.

0:37:56.560 --> 0:37:58.480
<v Speaker 2>I just I can feel it in my cards, Like

0:37:59.280 --> 0:38:01.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm just like a little crazy.

0:38:01.440 --> 0:38:03.720
<v Speaker 1>Because it has to be like I guess being straight

0:38:03.800 --> 0:38:05.840
<v Speaker 1>is a little crazy. Like I'm not even kidding. I

0:38:05.840 --> 0:38:07.279
<v Speaker 1>was thinking about it in the car right over here.

0:38:07.280 --> 0:38:09.000
<v Speaker 1>And this is gonna sound so annoying, but if you

0:38:09.040 --> 0:38:13.160
<v Speaker 1>actually give a fuck about like gender and genitals, you

0:38:13.200 --> 0:38:16.960
<v Speaker 1>are weird as fuck. Like you are weird as fuck

0:38:17.080 --> 0:38:19.239
<v Speaker 1>to me, and I am so sorry, but like it's

0:38:19.320 --> 0:38:21.319
<v Speaker 1>just the weirdest thing to give a fuck about. Like,

0:38:21.360 --> 0:38:24.439
<v Speaker 1>if you find someone bad and you're attracted to them,

0:38:25.040 --> 0:38:27.200
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna get to freaking one way or another, trust

0:38:27.239 --> 0:38:29.600
<v Speaker 1>and believe like you will find it, like there is

0:38:29.680 --> 0:38:30.440
<v Speaker 1>something there.

0:38:30.719 --> 0:38:33.360
<v Speaker 3>But I think some people are literally just too boring,

0:38:33.440 --> 0:38:34.000
<v Speaker 3>Like I don't.

0:38:33.840 --> 0:38:38.439
<v Speaker 2>Know, be they're fuck improved, you're losers. That's the other

0:38:38.480 --> 0:38:41.640
<v Speaker 2>thing about Mark Zuckerberg is he has one fucking body.

0:38:41.840 --> 0:38:45.160
<v Speaker 2>That's why that's why he's a fucking power hungry loser

0:38:45.400 --> 0:38:47.760
<v Speaker 2>is because he has one body. He's a fucking prude

0:38:47.800 --> 0:38:50.560
<v Speaker 2>little twerp with a baby fucking penis that he never

0:38:50.600 --> 0:38:51.640
<v Speaker 2>gets to fucking use.

0:38:54.000 --> 0:38:57.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh, somebody, somebody who gets hot hired because I know

0:38:57.480 --> 0:39:00.399
<v Speaker 1>Dan will. They are not fucking like taking care about

0:39:00.400 --> 0:39:03.280
<v Speaker 1>anything in their homes by themselves. So anybody who works

0:39:03.320 --> 0:39:05.600
<v Speaker 1>in their house. To any capacity, you should sneak near

0:39:05.680 --> 0:39:07.800
<v Speaker 1>into Mark Zuckerberg's cameras.

0:39:07.840 --> 0:39:09.240
<v Speaker 2>Sneak cameras into the house.

0:39:09.280 --> 0:39:10.319
<v Speaker 3>Oh I don't want to see that.

0:39:10.440 --> 0:39:15.719
<v Speaker 2>No, I need to imp Oh yeah, one time, we're

0:39:15.719 --> 0:39:17.920
<v Speaker 2>gonna say no. I was just gonna change the subject

0:39:18.160 --> 0:39:23.120
<v Speaker 2>one time. Another story that I've never told because it

0:39:23.320 --> 0:39:27.040
<v Speaker 2>scared the ever living shit out of me. It was

0:39:27.120 --> 0:39:33.640
<v Speaker 2>the most terrified I've ever been in my life. I Uh,

0:39:34.360 --> 0:39:38.080
<v Speaker 2>for some reason, do you know Lisa and Lina. Yeah,

0:39:38.120 --> 0:39:41.279
<v Speaker 2>for some reason, when I was like sixteen, I thought

0:39:41.360 --> 0:39:44.080
<v Speaker 2>it would be the funniest thing in the world to

0:39:44.160 --> 0:39:48.160
<v Speaker 2>start a death hoaks for them. So I started Alisa

0:39:48.239 --> 0:39:52.080
<v Speaker 2>Lena death hoax and got it like trending number one

0:39:52.760 --> 0:39:55.520
<v Speaker 2>on Twitter, and it was so bad. It had like

0:39:55.560 --> 0:39:57.879
<v Speaker 2>forty thousand tweets on it, and it was so bad

0:39:57.920 --> 0:40:00.120
<v Speaker 2>that they had to like make response videos to to

0:40:00.120 --> 0:40:02.200
<v Speaker 2>it and be like I'm not dead, and they all

0:40:02.320 --> 0:40:05.680
<v Speaker 2>tracked dead. All of their fans tracked it back to

0:40:05.719 --> 0:40:08.759
<v Speaker 2>me and was like, that's just literally not funny, Like

0:40:08.800 --> 0:40:11.200
<v Speaker 2>starting a death hoox like actually isn't funny. I was

0:40:11.200 --> 0:40:12.960
<v Speaker 2>like shaking in my bed and like it was like

0:40:12.960 --> 0:40:15.600
<v Speaker 2>a bunch of like thirteen fourteen, fifty sixteen year old.

0:40:15.560 --> 0:40:17.799
<v Speaker 3>Girls, right, because twelve year olds are getting there.

0:40:17.880 --> 0:40:18.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:40:18.320 --> 0:40:21.279
<v Speaker 2>No, like they were eating me up and like they

0:40:21.600 --> 0:40:24.000
<v Speaker 2>like I was not safe on the internet for a week,

0:40:24.160 --> 0:40:27.960
<v Speaker 2>Like they they had shooters like ready to fucking go the.

0:40:28.000 --> 0:40:31.600
<v Speaker 1>National Guard, your count they were at your like little

0:40:31.640 --> 0:40:33.320
<v Speaker 1>post buttons standing around.

0:40:33.640 --> 0:40:35.680
<v Speaker 2>I still think death hookses are hilarious.

0:40:35.800 --> 0:40:37.120
<v Speaker 3>No, it is funny, but.

0:40:37.080 --> 0:40:41.240
<v Speaker 2>Like like I gave you all permission to just start

0:40:41.280 --> 0:40:41.880
<v Speaker 2>death hookses.

0:40:42.320 --> 0:40:42.799
<v Speaker 3>It's like.

0:40:44.320 --> 0:40:46.680
<v Speaker 1>It is funny because it's just like, bro, like what

0:40:46.719 --> 0:40:47.000
<v Speaker 1>do you.

0:40:47.000 --> 0:40:47.760
<v Speaker 3>Mean he died?

0:40:48.040 --> 0:40:52.280
<v Speaker 1>Like also, I love a memorial like compilation of Drim.

0:40:53.920 --> 0:40:56.520
<v Speaker 2>That's all I think about, jumping. Yeah, that's all I

0:40:56.520 --> 0:40:58.680
<v Speaker 2>think about is like my photos, Like they're gonna like

0:40:58.719 --> 0:41:00.560
<v Speaker 2>people who don't know who I am, and they're gonna

0:41:00.560 --> 0:41:02.560
<v Speaker 2>be like, oh wait, that kid died. That's so sad.

0:41:02.600 --> 0:41:05.399
<v Speaker 2>They go to my Instagram and it's just those photos,

0:41:05.440 --> 0:41:08.440
<v Speaker 2>like literally, what do I look like? Does anybody actually

0:41:08.480 --> 0:41:10.959
<v Speaker 2>know what I look like? Like it's actually crazy.

0:41:10.840 --> 0:41:13.319
<v Speaker 1>But I have never thought about that, Like the day

0:41:13.520 --> 0:41:15.080
<v Speaker 1>people have to just like look you and be like,

0:41:15.080 --> 0:41:16.840
<v Speaker 1>oh I've seen a video of him. Oh the selfie

0:41:16.840 --> 0:41:18.080
<v Speaker 1>playing guy, the.

0:41:18.040 --> 0:41:21.360
<v Speaker 2>Plain selfie guy died. Oh fuck, I have to liquidate

0:41:21.400 --> 0:41:26.600
<v Speaker 2>my elfie coin, my dollar sign elfie coin.

0:41:28.480 --> 0:41:31.040
<v Speaker 7>That's genius? Is that not a lot smartest?

0:41:31.040 --> 0:41:32.640
<v Speaker 2>I've been saying it for the last ten minutes, and

0:41:32.840 --> 0:41:34.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm saying to you know, it's like.

0:41:34.920 --> 0:41:37.880
<v Speaker 1>It's good, but it's as good as like emoji restaurant.

0:41:37.960 --> 0:41:38.480
<v Speaker 3>It's good.

0:41:39.040 --> 0:41:40.440
<v Speaker 2>Do you know about the restaurant?

0:41:40.520 --> 0:41:41.080
<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

0:41:41.120 --> 0:41:48.360
<v Speaker 2>Have I talked about it on this Leslie Emoji restaurant

0:41:49.680 --> 0:41:50.840
<v Speaker 2>such a follower.

0:41:50.719 --> 0:41:55.120
<v Speaker 1>Like you reintroduced the same ideas under like a different umbrella.

0:41:55.320 --> 0:41:57.680
<v Speaker 2>You know, it's fucked up? Is last night or the

0:41:57.760 --> 0:42:00.319
<v Speaker 2>night before, me and Josh were talking about just like

0:42:00.880 --> 0:42:03.120
<v Speaker 2>how nice it would be to have like a second

0:42:03.200 --> 0:42:06.399
<v Speaker 2>you to like go and like be social and then

0:42:06.400 --> 0:42:07.920
<v Speaker 2>I can just sit in my bed and rod on

0:42:07.960 --> 0:42:10.080
<v Speaker 2>TikTok all day and like I have a second person

0:42:10.120 --> 0:42:13.040
<v Speaker 2>taking care of like my job, my social relationships and

0:42:13.040 --> 0:42:15.200
<v Speaker 2>all that shit, which like that's why I need the

0:42:15.200 --> 0:42:19.200
<v Speaker 2>personal AI think you've been telling me about kai Oh yeah, yeah,

0:42:19.480 --> 0:42:22.759
<v Speaker 2>But I was like, damn, Like that's such a good

0:42:22.800 --> 0:42:25.200
<v Speaker 2>idea for like a short film or even like a movie,

0:42:25.239 --> 0:42:27.239
<v Speaker 2>like to adapt that into a movie. And then I

0:42:27.320 --> 0:42:29.920
<v Speaker 2>sat up, I talked about it or thought about it

0:42:29.920 --> 0:42:31.520
<v Speaker 2>for three more seconds, and I was like, oh, so

0:42:31.640 --> 0:42:34.560
<v Speaker 2>literally the substance Like I literally want to make the

0:42:34.600 --> 0:42:39.440
<v Speaker 2>substance too, Like, Okay, I do that all the time,

0:42:39.440 --> 0:42:41.800
<v Speaker 2>where I think I come up with these like amazing ideas,

0:42:41.840 --> 0:42:44.080
<v Speaker 2>and then they've been done four hundred times.

0:42:44.960 --> 0:42:48.200
<v Speaker 1>Did I do the same thing. I'll be like, no

0:42:48.239 --> 0:42:50.120
<v Speaker 1>one's ever done this before, And I take a picture

0:42:50.120 --> 0:42:52.480
<v Speaker 1>of its ascent to somebody, and then my phone takes

0:42:52.480 --> 0:42:54.640
<v Speaker 1>that photo and goes through my whole iPhone. It shows

0:42:54.640 --> 0:42:57.640
<v Speaker 1>me on every application something similar to what I'm doing currently.

0:42:59.360 --> 0:43:06.760
<v Speaker 2>I mean consciousness. Uh, and ideas are a cosmic bubble

0:43:07.239 --> 0:43:11.399
<v Speaker 2>that you can reach into and connect to, but all

0:43:11.400 --> 0:43:14.680
<v Speaker 2>of the ideas everyone else in the world can reach into.

0:43:15.280 --> 0:43:18.160
<v Speaker 2>And so once you have an idea out there, do it,

0:43:18.360 --> 0:43:19.239
<v Speaker 2>take hold of it.

0:43:20.920 --> 0:43:21.200
<v Speaker 8>Wow?

0:43:22.320 --> 0:43:25.720
<v Speaker 3>Thank you? Are you okay?

0:43:25.840 --> 0:43:26.000
<v Speaker 8>Bro?

0:43:26.840 --> 0:43:28.439
<v Speaker 2>No, everything in my life is bad.

0:43:28.920 --> 0:43:30.000
<v Speaker 1>No, I'm right here.

0:43:30.239 --> 0:43:31.400
<v Speaker 4>I'm right here on my birthday.

0:43:32.440 --> 0:43:34.359
<v Speaker 2>You literally are like hello.

0:43:34.800 --> 0:43:37.440
<v Speaker 1>Also, if you ask somebody whose birthday is coming up

0:43:37.480 --> 0:43:39.560
<v Speaker 1>what they're doing for their birthday, like, what are you

0:43:39.600 --> 0:43:40.040
<v Speaker 1>gonna do?

0:43:40.320 --> 0:43:41.520
<v Speaker 3>Like, what are we gonna do?

0:43:42.920 --> 0:43:44.880
<v Speaker 1>Suck my fucking ticking balls from the back while I'm

0:43:44.920 --> 0:43:47.640
<v Speaker 1>bent over after running eight miles, like, literally, are you

0:43:47.719 --> 0:43:48.359
<v Speaker 1>dumb as fuck?

0:43:48.520 --> 0:43:48.960
<v Speaker 9>What do you mean?

0:43:48.960 --> 0:43:49.840
<v Speaker 3>What are we gonna do?

0:43:49.920 --> 0:43:53.719
<v Speaker 1>Who's wee? Bitch? Like leave me the fuck alone? And

0:43:53.760 --> 0:43:55.600
<v Speaker 1>that sounds so mean because a lot of my close

0:43:55.640 --> 0:43:57.319
<v Speaker 1>friends have asked me that, and I'm down for that.

0:43:57.560 --> 0:44:00.319
<v Speaker 1>But like the stranglers who like or nothing, it's just

0:44:01.080 --> 0:44:06.680
<v Speaker 1>the killers, the stragglers who I'm not that close to,

0:44:06.840 --> 0:44:08.440
<v Speaker 1>who will just text me this week and be like,

0:44:08.480 --> 0:44:08.920
<v Speaker 1>what are we.

0:44:08.880 --> 0:44:09.279
<v Speaker 3>Doing for you?

0:44:09.360 --> 0:44:11.799
<v Speaker 2>Driving your friends that text you what you're doing for

0:44:11.840 --> 0:44:14.800
<v Speaker 2>your birthday? As stragglers is run crazy?

0:44:15.640 --> 0:44:16.839
<v Speaker 3>No, no, you know what I mean.

0:44:17.000 --> 0:44:19.160
<v Speaker 1>Like the people who I'm like, I see every now

0:44:19.239 --> 0:44:21.040
<v Speaker 1>and then, but I just so happened to fall into

0:44:21.040 --> 0:44:23.239
<v Speaker 1>conversation with and then they're like, oh my god, it's

0:44:23.239 --> 0:44:25.400
<v Speaker 1>your birthday soon. What are you going to do? Like

0:44:25.960 --> 0:44:30.080
<v Speaker 1>do you have plans? Like, what's the plan? What's the plan?

0:44:30.200 --> 0:44:30.439
<v Speaker 3>Bitch?

0:44:30.480 --> 0:44:33.200
<v Speaker 1>If you want a free fucking meal, tell me you

0:44:33.239 --> 0:44:34.919
<v Speaker 1>want to take me on a day and I'll pay,

0:44:35.000 --> 0:44:36.120
<v Speaker 1>I'll literally pay.

0:44:36.440 --> 0:44:37.120
<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

0:44:37.160 --> 0:44:37.560
<v Speaker 6>But yeah.

0:44:37.719 --> 0:44:40.160
<v Speaker 1>But also it's just because I'm the kind of person who, again,

0:44:40.320 --> 0:44:44.000
<v Speaker 1>I want attention, but I refuse to demand it. And

0:44:44.080 --> 0:44:45.840
<v Speaker 1>I just wish everyone kind of knew it was my

0:44:45.880 --> 0:44:48.080
<v Speaker 1>birthday and could read my mind and just do something

0:44:48.080 --> 0:44:50.800
<v Speaker 1>for me, because like, I don't want to decide, and.

0:44:51.440 --> 0:44:53.120
<v Speaker 2>I just can never tell if you want to do

0:44:53.160 --> 0:44:53.799
<v Speaker 2>something for your.

0:44:53.680 --> 0:44:56.359
<v Speaker 1>Birthday because if anybody does anything that is exactly what

0:44:56.400 --> 0:44:59.080
<v Speaker 1>I want, I don't know what I want.

0:44:59.440 --> 0:45:05.120
<v Speaker 2>Whatever. The opposite of sapio sexual is, that's what I am?

0:45:05.600 --> 0:45:08.400
<v Speaker 2>What the fuck does that mean some a sapio sexual

0:45:08.440 --> 0:45:10.640
<v Speaker 2>as someone like attracted to intelligence?

0:45:10.840 --> 0:45:11.359
<v Speaker 7>What I am?

0:45:11.560 --> 0:45:14.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, kaids of sapio sexual, I'm the opposite of that.

0:45:15.840 --> 0:45:20.560
<v Speaker 7>Timbo Yeah, membosexual? Oh, bembo sexual, Yeah, bembo sexual.

0:45:21.719 --> 0:45:23.880
<v Speaker 3>Do you just like want somebody who's dumb as brick?

0:45:24.040 --> 0:45:24.960
<v Speaker 2>I just want control?

0:45:25.800 --> 0:45:28.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, I mean I'm glad you couldn't recognize that.

0:45:29.440 --> 0:45:34.520
<v Speaker 2>No, I really do think stupid people that aren't Republicans

0:45:34.840 --> 0:45:35.360
<v Speaker 2>are cool.

0:45:36.760 --> 0:45:38.759
<v Speaker 1>No, I genuinely I feel like we talk about that

0:45:38.800 --> 0:45:40.839
<v Speaker 1>all the time. It's people who are just living on

0:45:40.880 --> 0:45:45.880
<v Speaker 1>like kind of a disconnected realm, are kind of lit.

0:45:47.360 --> 0:45:49.920
<v Speaker 2>Everything is bad, No, everything.

0:45:49.600 --> 0:45:51.239
<v Speaker 3>Is good, and everything is embarrassing.

0:45:51.760 --> 0:45:53.880
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, guys, I really woke up on the

0:45:53.920 --> 0:45:55.719
<v Speaker 1>right side of the bed today and it only took

0:45:55.719 --> 0:45:57.360
<v Speaker 1>me three tries because I've been trying to wake up

0:45:57.400 --> 0:45:58.960
<v Speaker 1>since nine am and I didn't get out of my

0:45:59.000 --> 0:46:00.000
<v Speaker 1>bed until eleven and four.

0:46:00.640 --> 0:46:03.920
<v Speaker 2>I woke up at six thirty in the morning and

0:46:04.160 --> 0:46:06.360
<v Speaker 2>was like up an at onm like I know, was

0:46:06.400 --> 0:46:09.640
<v Speaker 2>pissing me off. I was like, I normally just wake

0:46:09.719 --> 0:46:14.000
<v Speaker 2>up hella early, like automatically, but six thirty the sun

0:46:14.080 --> 0:46:16.520
<v Speaker 2>wasn't even fucking up yet, and I was so pissed

0:46:16.560 --> 0:46:18.040
<v Speaker 2>and I could not go back to sleep.

0:46:19.160 --> 0:46:21.280
<v Speaker 1>I just love sleeping, and it's really bad.

0:46:21.640 --> 0:46:23.319
<v Speaker 2>I did fall back asleep. This is what I wanted

0:46:23.320 --> 0:46:25.759
<v Speaker 2>to talk about. I did fall back asleep at like

0:46:26.000 --> 0:46:29.960
<v Speaker 2>nine thirty and woke up at like ten fifteen or

0:46:30.000 --> 0:46:35.520
<v Speaker 2>something like that. Tell me why I had the most

0:46:35.719 --> 0:46:41.400
<v Speaker 2>like horrible dreams ever that I was just perpetually overdosing

0:46:41.520 --> 0:46:45.800
<v Speaker 2>and accidentally taking handfuls of xanax thinking they were men's

0:46:47.000 --> 0:46:49.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm not kidding, Like literally it happened three times, and

0:46:49.440 --> 0:46:51.400
<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, here we go again, like gotta

0:46:51.440 --> 0:46:52.920
<v Speaker 2>get fucking narcand or whatever.

0:46:53.040 --> 0:46:53.600
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god.

0:46:53.680 --> 0:46:55.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know. It was horrible, and like I in

0:46:55.719 --> 0:46:58.520
<v Speaker 2>real life, I could feel my mouth like open.

0:47:00.120 --> 0:47:01.840
<v Speaker 10>So I hate that you did that face because I

0:47:01.920 --> 0:47:05.840
<v Speaker 10>just thought of the TikTok, like how customers look at

0:47:05.920 --> 0:47:09.080
<v Speaker 10>me one like you just looked like when you had

0:47:09.080 --> 0:47:10.759
<v Speaker 10>that one filter on, Like this.

0:47:10.840 --> 0:47:11.640
<v Speaker 3>Is really.

0:47:19.120 --> 0:47:19.160
<v Speaker 1>You.

0:47:19.719 --> 0:47:22.280
<v Speaker 3>I don't like that anymore. It's kind of really gross.

0:47:23.880 --> 0:47:29.879
<v Speaker 3>It's nasty. Well shit, mm hmm.

0:47:31.440 --> 0:47:32.920
<v Speaker 7>You can't do that. You can't look at me and

0:47:32.960 --> 0:47:35.920
<v Speaker 7>make that face. If this was any other working environment,

0:47:35.960 --> 0:47:38.799
<v Speaker 7>that would not be appropriate. He stuck his tongue out

0:47:38.840 --> 0:47:39.799
<v Speaker 7>and like wagoned it at me.

0:47:41.520 --> 0:47:44.320
<v Speaker 2>Such a perv for sexualizing.

0:47:43.560 --> 0:47:46.920
<v Speaker 7>That, sexualizing the most sexual thing that you can do

0:47:47.000 --> 0:47:49.000
<v Speaker 7>with it to someone so gross.

0:47:49.840 --> 0:47:52.040
<v Speaker 1>I know, I hate that you and Josie do it.

0:47:52.040 --> 0:47:56.759
<v Speaker 1>It's so disgusting, Like it is really nasty, it's vile.

0:47:57.120 --> 0:48:00.000
<v Speaker 2>It's like, why is it so gross.

0:47:59.719 --> 0:48:00.400
<v Speaker 3>That I don't know?

0:48:00.440 --> 0:48:01.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh but I did. I guess I did do that

0:48:02.080 --> 0:48:11.160
<v Speaker 1>a lady. I remember, wait, I think we cut it

0:48:11.239 --> 0:48:13.840
<v Speaker 1>out honestly, Like this is my secret.

0:48:13.480 --> 0:48:16.120
<v Speaker 3>To share, This is the one I would have shared for.

0:48:19.000 --> 0:48:22.680
<v Speaker 1>This lady made me so mad at in road rage

0:48:22.960 --> 0:48:25.200
<v Speaker 1>because I had the right away and she was being

0:48:25.239 --> 0:48:27.560
<v Speaker 1>a fucking bitch. It was this older, fucking white lady.

0:48:27.600 --> 0:48:31.239
<v Speaker 1>She had been like sixty three and I had the

0:48:31.320 --> 0:48:33.760
<v Speaker 1>right away and I wasn't moving fast enough for her liking,

0:48:34.120 --> 0:48:36.920
<v Speaker 1>so her car was like her face was right here

0:48:36.960 --> 0:48:38.719
<v Speaker 1>out my window because she was trying to get into

0:48:38.760 --> 0:48:41.359
<v Speaker 1>a spot. I don't even remember the setting. All I

0:48:41.440 --> 0:48:45.239
<v Speaker 1>remember is I was like moving too slow. So she

0:48:45.280 --> 0:48:46.600
<v Speaker 1>honked at me and then looked at me and was

0:48:46.600 --> 0:48:49.360
<v Speaker 1>like started yelling, and I was like, bitch, fuck you.

0:48:49.440 --> 0:48:51.880
<v Speaker 1>And then I was like bye, like bye bye bye,

0:48:52.040 --> 0:48:54.280
<v Speaker 1>like whatever, and we got into this back and forth

0:48:54.320 --> 0:48:56.600
<v Speaker 1>and she kept holding her horn down, so I did

0:48:56.600 --> 0:48:59.880
<v Speaker 1>that face at her. She literally was like, that's so

0:49:00.000 --> 0:49:01.920
<v Speaker 1>and then he just backed up and dipped.

0:49:03.200 --> 0:49:04.319
<v Speaker 3>She literally was.

0:49:09.320 --> 0:49:11.960
<v Speaker 1>It's okay because in her head, I'm straight as a bone,

0:49:12.000 --> 0:49:13.320
<v Speaker 1>So it's not even like a crash.

0:49:13.400 --> 0:49:15.759
<v Speaker 2>She deserved it. But what is the problem is it?

0:49:15.840 --> 0:49:17.279
<v Speaker 1>Like what just nasty?

0:49:17.840 --> 0:49:21.040
<v Speaker 2>Like why is that the one so shocked? Because I

0:49:21.120 --> 0:49:24.640
<v Speaker 2>have a friend who works as a pilot and he

0:49:24.880 --> 0:49:28.120
<v Speaker 2>had like a co pilot, like do that face at

0:49:28.160 --> 0:49:32.520
<v Speaker 2>like the people like doing that that ship out front,

0:49:32.640 --> 0:49:36.520
<v Speaker 2>like the traffic director didn't got in trouble and got

0:49:36.520 --> 0:49:40.719
<v Speaker 2>fired for doing that. My friend was like he was

0:49:40.800 --> 0:49:42.919
<v Speaker 2>like it was such a chill guy and I don't

0:49:42.920 --> 0:49:44.440
<v Speaker 2>know where the fuck it came from, and it was

0:49:44.560 --> 0:49:47.840
<v Speaker 2>so nasty, like it really scared me and he lost

0:49:47.880 --> 0:49:48.480
<v Speaker 2>his job.

0:49:49.840 --> 0:49:54.239
<v Speaker 10>It is it is really fucking crazy, Like I.

0:49:54.239 --> 0:49:55.640
<v Speaker 2>Think it's I think it's hilarious.

0:49:56.200 --> 0:49:58.360
<v Speaker 1>Did it? I felt fucking insane and.

0:49:58.239 --> 0:50:01.200
<v Speaker 2>I like it was wait can you do it? But

0:50:01.239 --> 0:50:04.359
<v Speaker 2>like hide it? No, just please, no, I need to see.

0:50:04.360 --> 0:50:07.000
<v Speaker 1>It's unlike you and like it's funny to you because

0:50:07.000 --> 0:50:09.040
<v Speaker 1>you're not about it, like you know what I mean,

0:50:09.200 --> 0:50:11.239
<v Speaker 1>Like it's not but if I did, if I did that,

0:50:11.440 --> 0:50:12.759
<v Speaker 1>even on camera, even like.

0:50:12.840 --> 0:50:18.680
<v Speaker 2>I munchbox, I munchbox. Hello, Yeah, I'm obsessed with Margaret Qually.

0:50:20.800 --> 0:50:25.360
<v Speaker 3>What about sad to do with it? She's a married woman.

0:50:25.480 --> 0:50:28.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, to a fucking freak bitch that I can overpower.

0:50:28.520 --> 0:50:33.080
<v Speaker 3>Oh well you heard it here first.

0:50:34.239 --> 0:50:41.680
<v Speaker 2>Margaret come here, queen, come queen out with me. Margaret.

0:50:42.680 --> 0:50:44.560
<v Speaker 2>Also her name being Margaret.

0:50:45.040 --> 0:50:48.920
<v Speaker 1>I always pronounced it Margot quality by accident.

0:50:48.840 --> 0:50:52.520
<v Speaker 2>Margot Quality, yeah, Margot Quality. And Margaret Robbie.

0:50:52.920 --> 0:50:53.600
<v Speaker 1>What's her name?

0:50:55.080 --> 0:50:58.239
<v Speaker 2>Margaret Quality, Yeah, Margot Quality. That's yeah, I know that's

0:50:58.239 --> 0:50:58.880
<v Speaker 2>what I was.

0:50:59.160 --> 0:51:02.480
<v Speaker 3>Just I was like, wait, so I have been saying it.

0:51:02.480 --> 0:51:06.080
<v Speaker 2>Right, Margaret Robbie, Margaret Robbie.

0:51:06.160 --> 0:51:06.879
<v Speaker 3>Is that her new name?

0:51:06.920 --> 0:51:12.880
<v Speaker 2>Margaret Robbie? Please saw what I thought? That was easy

0:51:12.920 --> 0:51:13.640
<v Speaker 2>to puzzle together?

0:51:14.360 --> 0:51:15.279
<v Speaker 1>Wait, like, who is that?

0:51:15.440 --> 0:51:16.399
<v Speaker 3>Is that the Barbie girl?

0:51:16.800 --> 0:51:17.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:51:17.239 --> 0:51:20.759
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well too many people have like similar names and

0:51:20.800 --> 0:51:22.439
<v Speaker 1>like I don't know, like in my head, I don't

0:51:22.440 --> 0:51:24.160
<v Speaker 1>know the difference between Like I just found out the

0:51:24.200 --> 0:51:29.240
<v Speaker 1>difference between Martin Shore and Steve Martino.

0:51:29.239 --> 0:51:33.239
<v Speaker 7>Different people are Steve Martin. Steve Martin's like the white hair.

0:51:33.360 --> 0:51:35.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, who's who was the dad in all the movies?

0:51:35.440 --> 0:51:38.200
<v Speaker 1>And then Martin Shore is just that little guy.

0:51:38.480 --> 0:51:40.279
<v Speaker 7>That's just a different, different guy.

0:51:40.480 --> 0:51:44.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, his last name being and he being little, that's cute.

0:51:44.719 --> 0:51:46.680
<v Speaker 1>I feel like it was probably chosen. His name is

0:51:46.680 --> 0:51:49.040
<v Speaker 1>probably like Martin Smith or some normal shit, and you're

0:51:49.080 --> 0:51:50.839
<v Speaker 1>not allowed to have the same name as other people

0:51:50.920 --> 0:51:52.160
<v Speaker 1>in Hollywood for some reason.

0:51:52.800 --> 0:51:55.960
<v Speaker 2>Will Smith, Oh my fucking god, y'all did you all

0:51:56.080 --> 0:52:00.800
<v Speaker 2>see No Will Smith got slapped by Chris Rock or

0:52:01.120 --> 0:52:03.839
<v Speaker 2>Chris Rock got slapped by Will Smith this weekend at

0:52:03.840 --> 0:52:04.719
<v Speaker 2>the Oscars?

0:52:05.320 --> 0:52:05.640
<v Speaker 7>Really?

0:52:05.840 --> 0:52:08.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, it's it hasn't happened.

0:52:08.280 --> 0:52:09.160
<v Speaker 3>It's going to happen.

0:52:09.560 --> 0:52:11.680
<v Speaker 7>It's going to happen. Do you know it's gonna happen?

0:52:11.960 --> 0:52:14.640
<v Speaker 7>That just doesn't seem like like that would be so crazy.

0:52:14.800 --> 0:52:15.520
<v Speaker 3>It's going to happen.

0:52:16.800 --> 0:52:21.240
<v Speaker 2>Chris Rock got slapt oh bitch. Also, this is actually crazy.

0:52:21.320 --> 0:52:23.960
<v Speaker 1>Did you know Taylor Swift was dating that one football player?

0:52:24.880 --> 0:52:27.759
<v Speaker 1>She's dating a football player. Really, she's seriously dating a

0:52:27.760 --> 0:52:33.480
<v Speaker 1>football player. Actually, yeah, I don't know. Kelsey isn't his

0:52:33.560 --> 0:52:36.040
<v Speaker 1>first Travis?

0:52:37.880 --> 0:52:40.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh, his brother is fine. Ship. I want him so bad.

0:52:40.640 --> 0:52:43.759
<v Speaker 2>He's like my ship. Yeah, I want him so bad.

0:52:44.520 --> 0:52:49.960
<v Speaker 2>I want him and David Harbor Eiffel Tower me. But

0:52:50.200 --> 0:52:52.399
<v Speaker 2>this is what I was gonna say, the real ship.

0:52:53.400 --> 0:52:56.680
<v Speaker 2>I actually cannot believe this. But a new Tike drop

0:52:56.800 --> 0:52:58.920
<v Speaker 2>that makes you allergic to meet if you buy, if.

0:52:58.880 --> 0:53:02.320
<v Speaker 3>It took care. We need to end this episode.

0:53:04.800 --> 0:53:07.680
<v Speaker 1>For reason you need it because you you're sitting here

0:53:07.680 --> 0:53:09.280
<v Speaker 1>talking about wanting to be Eiffel Tower.

0:53:10.560 --> 0:53:12.680
<v Speaker 3>I can't believe you just said that. I wasn't. I

0:53:12.680 --> 0:53:14.160
<v Speaker 3>can't believe you said that on National.

0:53:13.920 --> 0:53:15.840
<v Speaker 2>Look, I have I have AI pictures.

0:53:15.920 --> 0:53:18.760
<v Speaker 1>This is low key, just national news for fucking bored

0:53:18.800 --> 0:53:21.080
<v Speaker 1>people like this is national news.

0:53:21.080 --> 0:53:24.640
<v Speaker 2>Hold on, I got AI pictures of Travis Kelcey and

0:53:26.320 --> 0:53:31.040
<v Speaker 2>Travis Kelcey and David Harbor. Sweaty, just sweaty.

0:53:31.480 --> 0:53:34.840
<v Speaker 3>Yes, I'm sorry, guys, I have to do.

0:53:35.000 --> 0:53:35.880
<v Speaker 2>I have this picture.

0:53:39.200 --> 0:53:41.279
<v Speaker 3>Who is that?

0:53:41.280 --> 0:53:42.000
<v Speaker 7>That's not real?

0:53:42.680 --> 0:53:43.080
<v Speaker 10>Is real?

0:53:44.400 --> 0:53:47.520
<v Speaker 7>That looks like it was a generated by you to create.

0:53:48.560 --> 0:53:49.960
<v Speaker 2>This ideal for you.

0:53:50.120 --> 0:53:52.680
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, okay, that I don't get.

0:53:53.800 --> 0:53:56.759
<v Speaker 1>That's like how the Strong Guy and Popeye the cartoon

0:53:56.960 --> 0:53:59.520
<v Speaker 1>was like drawn, that's what your ideal build is.

0:54:04.040 --> 0:54:08.319
<v Speaker 2>Let me see, this isn't the AI one, This is

0:54:08.320 --> 0:54:10.799
<v Speaker 2>just my roster. Hold on, wait, I have to find

0:54:10.800 --> 0:54:12.799
<v Speaker 2>the AI one. It's somewhere.

0:54:13.760 --> 0:54:15.120
<v Speaker 3>You're so annoying.

0:54:19.040 --> 0:54:23.640
<v Speaker 7>Whoa, that's pretty crazy. Oh it's the cop from Stranger Things. Yeah,

0:54:23.680 --> 0:54:25.839
<v Speaker 7>I was I was trying to picture who that was.

0:54:26.960 --> 0:54:30.640
<v Speaker 1>Well, I guess that's been the episode.

0:54:30.680 --> 0:54:35.680
<v Speaker 2>Guys, quick little forty five minute episodes for y'all.

0:54:35.719 --> 0:54:36.040
<v Speaker 3>Listen.

0:54:36.640 --> 0:54:39.000
<v Speaker 1>Times are looking dark, but together.

0:54:40.440 --> 0:54:41.200
<v Speaker 3>We make light.

0:54:41.800 --> 0:54:54.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, times are looking scary, but together we make happy

0:54:54.160 --> 0:54:56.960
<v Speaker 2>Harry Bush.

0:54:57.440 --> 0:55:01.160
<v Speaker 1>Together we make Bush. All right, Well, thank you guys

0:55:01.160 --> 0:55:01.560
<v Speaker 1>for watching.

0:55:01.560 --> 0:55:02.640
<v Speaker 3>But here's my fucking media.

0:55:03.120 --> 0:55:06.879
<v Speaker 1>Oh, Andrew, I've been watching Succession.

0:55:07.480 --> 0:55:08.919
<v Speaker 3>I'm halfway through season two.

0:55:09.000 --> 0:55:11.480
<v Speaker 1>I just picked it up again last night after the

0:55:11.560 --> 0:55:14.719
<v Speaker 1>chaos that was the past two weeks and I'm loving it.

0:55:14.840 --> 0:55:15.319
<v Speaker 3>I love it.

0:55:15.400 --> 0:55:17.520
<v Speaker 1>I love it, I love it. I love it.

0:55:18.239 --> 0:55:25.160
<v Speaker 2>TikTok is vape, Instagram reels is cigarettes. Yeah, the thirty

0:55:25.200 --> 0:55:27.800
<v Speaker 2>minutes I had to use Instagram reels was the worst,

0:55:28.239 --> 0:55:30.880
<v Speaker 2>literally the worst time of my fucking life.

0:55:31.719 --> 0:55:34.600
<v Speaker 1>Personally. I was off my phone and I felt free

0:55:34.960 --> 0:55:35.640
<v Speaker 1>in that moment.

0:55:35.800 --> 0:55:36.480
<v Speaker 3>I was free.

0:55:37.400 --> 0:55:42.080
<v Speaker 2>Also, the Voodoo company I ordered my voodoo doll or

0:55:42.520 --> 0:55:46.759
<v Speaker 2>my voodoo candles from UH went out of business and

0:55:46.800 --> 0:55:49.480
<v Speaker 2>they were in business for like three hundred years. Awesome,

0:55:50.239 --> 0:55:51.239
<v Speaker 2>dark sighted.

0:55:52.600 --> 0:55:58.319
<v Speaker 1>Mine is elevator spaghetti by Georgiana. It is what it is,

0:55:58.360 --> 0:56:08.680
<v Speaker 1>by blood or father fake, You're George Michael, Heartbreaker, Mariah

0:56:08.760 --> 0:56:15.640
<v Speaker 1>Carey walk with in Line Fleetwood Mac, I Feel for

0:56:15.719 --> 0:56:18.720
<v Speaker 1>You acoustic demo Prince.

0:56:23.920 --> 0:56:27.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh wow. So that thing got uploaded to Twitter and

0:56:27.640 --> 0:56:35.200
<v Speaker 2>someone said, why does he move so gay? Right? I

0:56:35.239 --> 0:56:38.160
<v Speaker 2>don't get the context. Can anyone give me the context?

0:56:38.280 --> 0:56:42.880
<v Speaker 2>Dick head on a plane, dickhead.

0:56:44.480 --> 0:56:47.360
<v Speaker 1>Gods tell of bunny dudes.

0:56:47.880 --> 0:56:51.120
<v Speaker 2>Talking about uneven eyebrows, like their balls don't look like

0:56:51.200 --> 0:56:57.040
<v Speaker 2>this little oh big oh the infinity symbol or like

0:56:57.080 --> 0:56:57.640
<v Speaker 2>the little one.

0:56:57.680 --> 0:57:04.120
<v Speaker 1>Because the right is always shorter h just fucking disgusting.

0:57:03.600 --> 0:57:13.840
<v Speaker 2>Bro Usa more like USB Okay boy, turn that Clara

0:57:14.000 --> 0:57:21.400
<v Speaker 2>off and grab you a beer. So real, you motherfuckers.

0:57:21.440 --> 0:57:23.480
<v Speaker 2>Would hang out with a squirrel if it had a

0:57:23.560 --> 0:57:27.120
<v Speaker 2>cart and listen to Blade.

0:57:28.880 --> 0:57:31.360
<v Speaker 1>Honestly, I would vibe down with that.

0:57:31.800 --> 0:57:35.680
<v Speaker 2>I would hang out with the squirrel. They should make

0:57:35.880 --> 0:57:37.400
<v Speaker 2>a soup that fixes everything.

0:57:37.600 --> 0:57:39.600
<v Speaker 1>Also, I should clarify I would vibe with that squirrel

0:57:39.600 --> 0:57:41.840
<v Speaker 1>if he had the cart. We'd have to I'd have.

0:57:41.760 --> 0:57:43.040
<v Speaker 3>To sneakily change the music.

0:57:43.080 --> 0:57:44.800
<v Speaker 1>I can't lie because that kind of shit is gonna

0:57:44.800 --> 0:57:49.360
<v Speaker 1>make me see a scary person in the corner. Wade

0:57:49.440 --> 0:57:51.920
<v Speaker 1>music sounds like me and my homegirl's getting high and

0:57:51.960 --> 0:57:54.320
<v Speaker 1>it's like, yeah, I see that person in the corner too, girl,

0:57:54.360 --> 0:57:55.280
<v Speaker 1>don't be too scared.

0:57:55.520 --> 0:57:59.960
<v Speaker 2>Like Lake submitted one, we need letterbox for Drew phil

0:58:00.040 --> 0:58:03.720
<v Speaker 2>Lips's YouTube videos so I can write reviews and rate them.

0:58:03.760 --> 0:58:05.880
<v Speaker 2>That's true. We do need that someone make.

0:58:05.760 --> 0:58:08.160
<v Speaker 7>That up, butterbox for YouTube videos.

0:58:08.320 --> 0:58:11.200
<v Speaker 2>No for Drew's YouTube videos, just for your just for mine.

0:58:11.320 --> 0:58:13.680
<v Speaker 1>You can just like make like a leak tree and

0:58:13.760 --> 0:58:16.120
<v Speaker 1>like a random.

0:58:15.120 --> 0:58:20.440
<v Speaker 2>Me finding out that instead of cool and mysterious me

0:58:20.560 --> 0:58:22.840
<v Speaker 2>finding out that the vibe I give off isn't cool

0:58:22.840 --> 0:58:27.920
<v Speaker 2>and fuck me finding out this is just wrote wrong.

0:58:28.320 --> 0:58:37.000
<v Speaker 2>Let me see me finding the one wine Wine. Who

0:58:37.000 --> 0:58:37.720
<v Speaker 2>the fuck is Coco?

0:58:37.800 --> 0:58:37.880
<v Speaker 7>Oh?

0:58:37.920 --> 0:58:40.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I didn't get that thing at that, y'all. Coco

0:58:40.400 --> 0:58:44.240
<v Speaker 2>is the new like right right, Like if someone does

0:58:44.280 --> 0:58:47.240
<v Speaker 2>you dirty or like you genuinely don't know someone, just

0:58:47.280 --> 0:58:50.480
<v Speaker 2>say who the fuck is Coco? Me finding out that

0:58:50.640 --> 0:58:54.520
<v Speaker 2>instead of mysterious and cool, people think I'm autistic in lesbian,

0:58:57.400 --> 0:59:04.600
<v Speaker 2>it's toupid. That was from Lake Armstrong one on one

0:59:05.080 --> 0:59:12.080
<v Speaker 2>one one. The fuck you mean you're tworking on the low?

0:59:13.000 --> 0:59:15.680
<v Speaker 2>What the fuck you mean he's tworking on the low?

0:59:16.880 --> 0:59:17.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh?

0:59:17.160 --> 0:59:17.640
<v Speaker 8>Is that? Like?

0:59:17.760 --> 0:59:19.720
<v Speaker 1>Why when you all break up with somebody, the weirdest

0:59:19.760 --> 0:59:21.680
<v Speaker 1>ship comes out? Like, what do you mean he's t

0:59:21.680 --> 0:59:22.479
<v Speaker 1>working on the line?

0:59:24.480 --> 0:59:29.240
<v Speaker 2>Okay, and let me do my media. I've been listening

0:59:29.280 --> 0:59:38.120
<v Speaker 2>to uh eric as a Roth. I really like this

0:59:38.280 --> 0:59:44.320
<v Speaker 2>song Terraria. I've been listening to I Am a Monster,

0:59:46.000 --> 0:59:53.720
<v Speaker 2>which is cool as fuck. Pervert by Ethel Caine. I

0:59:53.720 --> 0:59:57.160
<v Speaker 2>don't know if y'all have listened yet, but it's so sick,

0:59:58.200 --> 1:00:29.200
<v Speaker 2>It's so sick. And then Silver by ag Cook No.

1:00:29.560 --> 1:00:44.959
<v Speaker 7>Mm hmm, my media. I was just gonna say, Mimi's.

1:00:42.880 --> 1:00:46.160
<v Speaker 1>Always gonna say, bitch, don't fucking shush me.

1:00:47.600 --> 1:00:48.360
<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay.

1:00:48.880 --> 1:00:52.520
<v Speaker 7>The moldy peaches, Oh, it's good and it makes me

1:00:52.560 --> 1:00:55.520
<v Speaker 7>feel like everything's okay.

1:00:55.760 --> 1:00:58.240
<v Speaker 2>I would I don't want to do my

1:01:23.840 --> 1:01:23.920
<v Speaker 1>Sh