Speaker 1: Uh, breaking news, breaking news error error.
Speaker 2: Glitch, glitch. We have something excited. We want to show it.
Speaker 2: Announce excited.
Speaker 3: We have something excited, Drew.
Speaker 2: I've been missing that.
Speaker 4: Try again, start the sentence over.
Speaker 2: We have something so excited that we want to.
Speaker 4: Over the camera, cover the camera.
Speaker 5: Oh oh yeah, we have something exciting, exciting.
Speaker 2: We want to announce for you guys. Our wildflower cases
Speaker 2: are coming out on the twenty seven. That's a Monday, right, Monday, Monday, Monday, Yeah,
Speaker 2: on Monday following this episode. So you got the whole
Speaker 2: weekend to prepare.
Speaker 1: And did cute cases that are meant to go together.
Speaker 2: For your friends.
Speaker 1: You and your friends can all share. And if you
Speaker 1: have more than one close friend, listen. The problems that
Speaker 1: start from this are not necessarily my problem. Make it work,
Speaker 1: Make it work.
Speaker 2: A cute see cutey, cutey.
Speaker 4: I like, don't fuck with Drew.
Speaker 2: And you're vile.
Speaker 4: Can you put my case on your phone?
Speaker 2: I already had it on my phone for like two weeks.
Speaker 2: Put it. I like mine better. Don't hit me. We
Speaker 2: are failing the green mind test right now?
Speaker 1: What's that?
Speaker 2: It means?
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 2: Uh dominate me?
Speaker 1: If I never really understood that, Like I saw all
Speaker 1: the lines in those pictures of celebrities, but I always
Speaker 1: assumed it was like when David Dobrook's annoying ass would
Speaker 1: like put a circle on something on the thumbnail.
Speaker 4: Didn't he do that?
Speaker 2: Probably at some point.
Speaker 1: Like at some point that had to have happened, or
Speaker 1: somebody does that. Maybe it's mister Beast. It's one of
Speaker 1: those freaky.
Speaker 3: Ass like little freaky y'all, little freaky y'all.
Speaker 2: Welcome back to emergency in or calm. This is episode
Speaker 2: two hundred. Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 1: Don't say that to me because I believed you. No,
Speaker 1: but we're not that far.
Speaker 2: Oh brother, Oh guys.
Speaker 1: As we're filming this, it's my last day of being
Speaker 1: twenty five.
Speaker 3: And when this comes.
Speaker 1: Out expired, I'll bespired. I feel like it. I feel
Speaker 1: like the milk I left in the cabinet the other day,
Speaker 1: where it's like you opening, You're like, I guess I
Speaker 1: could technically drink this because it's really cold, but like,
Speaker 1: do I want to take the risk?
Speaker 2: No, Carol, you're still so young.
Speaker 1: No, I Oh, trustfully, there's too much life to live
Speaker 1: after this.
Speaker 2: Actually, there's like far a scary amount of life.
Speaker 1: But I'm excited.
Speaker 4: I genuinely am.
Speaker 1: I was thinking about how last year I went into
Speaker 1: the year with a really positive mindset and then bad
Speaker 1: things happened. And let's just say this year, I went
Speaker 1: into it with an even more positive attitude, and even
Speaker 1: worse things happened, not necessarily to me, but like in
Speaker 1: the world. So I think we need to lock me up,
Speaker 1: Like we need to lock me up. When I'm happy,
Speaker 1: I guess no one else gets to be happy.
Speaker 2: You suck it out of everybody. Yeah, yeah, we should
Speaker 2: just talk about the socio political and economic state of
Speaker 2: the world right now.
Speaker 1: Boh no. I literally was to get that because I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I wanna talk about like my thoughts
Speaker 1: for the year. But I still am trying to hold
Speaker 1: positive and so it almost feels.
Speaker 2: Like I'm still trying to gather my thoughts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have no thoughts. Oh about what's happening. Oh,
Speaker 1: I have no thoughts and never plan on hearing the
Speaker 1: thoughts that I maybe do have, because I genuinely am like,
Speaker 1: it's cook, guys, teamwork makes a dream work. Don't let
Speaker 1: them know your next move. No, we're happy, We're good,
Speaker 1: We're good.
Speaker 2: My thoughts are kill them all un ironically, like I
Speaker 2: can sit in bed and lay there and literally fantasize
Speaker 2: about changing everyone's life around me by.
Speaker 1: Just okay, well you can't say that now, true, Okay, okay.
Speaker 2: Well we'll bleep what I said because I really don't
Speaker 2: want crimes. But like, legitimately I am the happiest, most
Speaker 2: stable I've ever been in my life. Really, yes, I
Speaker 2: feel good. I'm happy spiritually, emotionally feel very like mentally well.
Speaker 6: Right now, you're like mentally good, yeah, and.
Speaker 1: You're mentally well.
Speaker 2: This kind of impressive.
Speaker 1: It is pretty impressive. I thought you were gonna fall. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're trembling like you might as well be tworking. Wow,
Speaker 1: this is pretty yeah, Okay, this is Drews.
Speaker 2: That's your audition for.
Speaker 1: Auditions for I came out. You put me in coach,
Speaker 1: put me in Wait?
Speaker 2: Should I do an SNL audition right now? What impression
Speaker 2: should I do?
Speaker 1: No? Like, make an original character.
Speaker 2: A British person waking up from surgery while the surgeons
Speaker 2: are still cutting him open. Oh, it was old instant.
Speaker 1: Oh it was sold distant.
Speaker 2: I think he'd be more like scared and mad an
Speaker 2: alcoholic British person, so all of them.
Speaker 3: But yeah, okay, that was fine. I can't even hold
Speaker 3: you that.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Sorry, they're not they're not alcoholics. I mean
Speaker 2: I would too if it was cloudy every day.
Speaker 1: I think sadly most people are alcoholics and they don't realize.
Speaker 2: They don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't even know.
Speaker 3: They know about them.
Speaker 2: They know who the fuck is cocoa. Yeah, we're we're
Speaker 2: bringing back in a big.
Speaker 1: Way your fucking thing, the audition of an alcoholic you
Speaker 1: just an alcoholic British guy.
Speaker 2: And then it, Oh, it was gonna be a flop anyway,
Speaker 2: I already I already.
Speaker 3: Knew it was gonna abandoned.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, what would your snl audition be?
Speaker 1: I would walk in and be like, ah, fuck you guys,
Speaker 1: don't let the hot people talk enough.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna and then I would leave.
Speaker 1: Because I think a lot of the hot people like
Speaker 1: genuinely like, there's some baddies who I don't see enough, like.
Speaker 2: Put them in the bat.
Speaker 1: I want to see the baddies, like pull out the baddies.
Speaker 1: Damn no, I can't because I have big.
Speaker 2: Big plans Andya's plotting on the batties.
Speaker 1: No, you know who I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 7: I'm manifesting an snl skit that's like an emergency in
Speaker 7: or comparody this year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it could happen if I work hard enough.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if we work hard enough, they would fucking make
Speaker 1: fun of me. Bitch, don't put me on that damn show.
Speaker 2: No, I want it. I want to be made fun of.
Speaker 2: I think I think true equality is everyone getting bullied.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I like, no trust and believe. I
Speaker 1: believe in a negative joke about somebody if it's actually funny.
Speaker 2: But like, don't stoop too low, yeah, don't don't below
Speaker 2: the belt. But also, I was stalking this girl who.
Speaker 3: You shouldn't be just stalking women.
Speaker 2: No, it's like chill, like I follow her around and
Speaker 2: look through her windows. I don't ever interact with her,
Speaker 2: though she barely even knows of my existence.
Speaker 1: I mean, do you have any like plans on telling
Speaker 1: her or is it more of just is it like,
Speaker 1: is it a sexual thing because you're.
Speaker 2: I mean it could become one.
Speaker 3: Oh no that's not good.
Speaker 2: So no, no, no, I've been stalking this girl on
Speaker 2: TikTok and she made this video of like doing conservative
Speaker 2: makeup or whatever, and like she she made a video
Speaker 2: that literally resonated with me so much, and it was
Speaker 2: like the synopsis of it was like, no, I'm tired
Speaker 2: of like the miss Rachel's like Rainbow and Sunshine liberals,
Speaker 2: like we need like to become absolutely vile and mean,
Speaker 2: and like once I become violent mean, and I started
Speaker 2: attacking them for their nasty, rotted, gut fucking mugs, their
Speaker 2: faces that are melting off, their goddamn body don't say shit.
Speaker 2: And so she started bullying people for their looks because
Speaker 2: they voted against everyone's right, everyone's rights and they deserve it.
Speaker 2: So I think I'm gonna take a page out of
Speaker 2: I mean, I already like bully Elon Musk in his
Speaker 2: nasty fucking mug.
Speaker 1: Ough, I just spoiled me, Like I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I actually am scared to say that publicly because of
Speaker 2: the amount of censorship happening online. Right now, we live
Speaker 2: in an oligarchic fascist government. It's over for us, y'all
Speaker 2: for the next four years, at least until Trump puts
Speaker 2: in a policy where he can run again, and then
Speaker 2: by that time he'll be dementia, ridden in a diaper
Speaker 2: and shitting himself, but will be morse coding his farts,
Speaker 2: which is essentially the same of just hearing what he's.
Speaker 1: Saying, well, yeah, you know shit. Like I the thing is,
Speaker 1: I genuinely don't know what to say because I actually am.
Speaker 1: I am so terrified that I am reverting to just
Speaker 1: being positive, like and that I feel like I genuinely
Speaker 1: feel like that says so much. But even with it
Speaker 1: being partially toxic positivity, I do think.
Speaker 4: We know what to do, Like it does that make sense?
Speaker 1: Like I genuinely feel like there has always been this
Speaker 1: layer of oppression over minority groups, whether it has to
Speaker 1: do with like race, sexuality, gender like YadA, YadA, YadA.
Speaker 1: People have always made it such a point within our
Speaker 1: society to preserve important things, which is crazy that the
Speaker 1: preservation I'm thinking of is rights, Like it's just like
Speaker 1: basic human rights. But within these communities there is a
Speaker 1: togetherness that I genuinely think nothing can be persevere. I'll persevere,
Speaker 1: It'll grow stronger, it'll build communities in person even stronger.
Speaker 1: I think that's something I'm really thinking about in the
Speaker 1: next few years, is just keeping all the people I
Speaker 1: know and love very close, yeah, and safe and building
Speaker 1: those communities in person online it is so important, but
Speaker 1: it has I think at this point we have. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's been compromised, but we've learned so much in the
Speaker 1: past four to eight years with the internet alone, and
Speaker 1: we've made so many communities. And I think just sticking
Speaker 1: down and like huddling down, being there for your people,
Speaker 1: being there for anybody, and also just like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's such a hard thing to navigate because again, trust
Speaker 1: and believe, so many lives are being affected on so
Speaker 1: many scales, and even if it's not being affected, it's
Speaker 1: just causing this layer of anxiety on everybody. And you
Speaker 1: can see it in everyone's eyes that there is life.
Speaker 2: Even their silence is terrifying. I know they're like, oh fuck,
Speaker 2: what have we done? But me and Kyle were talking
Speaker 2: about it, and Kay make good fucking points. It's like
Speaker 2: there is a silver lining to this. At least they're
Speaker 2: showing us they're true colors. They're they're not hiding behind
Speaker 2: the fucking veil anymore. Like they're actively showing us who
Speaker 2: is in control. And it's twenty fucking people, And.
Speaker 1: Well, that's I feel like, also the weird lining is
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think about like where I want us
Speaker 1: to stand.
Speaker 3: In this, if that makes sense.
Speaker 1: But I do think it's a good conversation to have,
Speaker 1: like on the episode, because I don't want us to
Speaker 1: seem just like this, because we're not just like this.
Speaker 1: But it's just a hard line to walk because with
Speaker 1: all that being said, and I think it is important
Speaker 1: to talk about I also do want there to be
Speaker 1: some sort of safe place on the internet still, if
Speaker 1: that makes sense, Like, I feel like there can be
Speaker 1: a balance where we can be both entertaining.
Speaker 3: But you guys also know that we are not dumb.
Speaker 3: We are not naive.
Speaker 1: We are not ignoring everything that's happening. And I'm scared,
Speaker 1: but I think existing it's a gift.
Speaker 3: It's a gift. Existing is a gift. Guys.
Speaker 7: There's also this, like Siah that I feel like the
Speaker 7: Trump administration is doing where they're like, oh, we dominated,
Speaker 7: like the United States is like dominantly read.
Speaker 1: Now and in reality not the reality.
Speaker 7: They only got like three million more votes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I.
Speaker 7: Feel like all of our TikTok people are like, yeah,
Speaker 7: like this huge shift happened where it's like they they
Speaker 7: barely beat us, like yeah, it's it's so fucking insane.
Speaker 7: I feel like so many people are just like damn,
Speaker 7: I guess everyone's a Republican now where it's like no.
Speaker 2: And it's fucking working and.
Speaker 1: All of us literally on edge. And I do think
Speaker 1: there should be some sort of awareness because, like Drew said,
Speaker 1: we fully do live.
Speaker 4: And I can't.
Speaker 1: I have said that word enough times in person, and
Speaker 1: every time I say it, I feel like I say
Speaker 1: it wrong. So I'm not even gonna give it to
Speaker 1: anybody because I can't pronounce anything oligarchy, period a right.
Speaker 1: Every time I say it, I feel like I'm saying
Speaker 1: it wrong because it also sounds like something from fucking
Speaker 1: le Loo and Stitch, like it sounds like the fucking oligarchy. Oligarchy.
Speaker 2: Oligarchy means family, y'all.
Speaker 1: We're in this together, family business. But yeah, we are
Speaker 1: definitely living in scary times. But I do think it
Speaker 1: is important to be very outspoken about the fact that
Speaker 1: y'all aren't gonna shut me up, Like what, literally, what
Speaker 1: are you gonna do? Drive me off the fucking internet, bitch.
Speaker 1: I will never shut up. One thing about me is
Speaker 1: I demand detention from the day I was born to
Speaker 1: the day I fucking die. So I am going to
Speaker 1: say everything I want all the fucking time. You already
Speaker 1: are taking my rights in every other way, so I
Speaker 1: will continue my right to be a fucking bitch. And
Speaker 1: actually I wouldn't kill any of y'all. I would slap
Speaker 1: the ever living fucking shit out of all the people
Speaker 1: front row at the inauguration.
Speaker 2: I don't even want anybody who.
Speaker 1: Even fucks with that shit, because I know there's people
Speaker 1: out there who are just in the fucking weeds, and
Speaker 1: I know y'all are fucking with this. I will smack
Speaker 1: the ever living dog shit out of you if I
Speaker 1: see you in person, and I know you're on that side,
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: And I don't want to kill them.
Speaker 1: We don't.
Speaker 2: We don't.
Speaker 1: We don't believe in that. On a more positive note,
Speaker 1: it is a miracle that I have a license.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you literally was like unironically not even
Speaker 2: doing it as a bit like just did donuts in
Speaker 2: front of our house for some reason.
Speaker 1: They don't you did. I did a loop around to
Speaker 1: back up into.
Speaker 7: A stong like a sound effect.
Speaker 1: My music was too loud.
Speaker 2: I couldn't hear it, and then yeah, we thought you
Speaker 2: were joking. We looked over and you were just like
Speaker 2: dead serious, like blasting your music.
Speaker 1: I do that all the time. Like okay. Also, I
Speaker 1: want to clarify I am a very safe driver. There
Speaker 1: was no one around, trust and believe I peeked down
Speaker 1: the intersection or I.
Speaker 8: Did all that.
Speaker 1: I saw the car, I knew you were there, like
Speaker 1: I didn't care. But yeah, I'm just an efficient driver.
Speaker 1: Some people are really taking their time out there. But
Speaker 1: I'm efficient and I'm safe. I'm the best of both worlds.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: And in a car commercial that would be so fun.
Speaker 1: I think actually my dream would be to be in
Speaker 1: a car commercial like any car companies honestly, even like
Speaker 1: Toyota Burbank. I'll take it, like if it's filmed, well,
Speaker 1: I will take it.
Speaker 3: I'll take the job.
Speaker 2: Climbing up the rock wall. And a jeep. Would you
Speaker 2: do a jeep wrangler?
Speaker 1: Yeah, a jeep wrangler. If you drive a Jeep wrangler,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I love you, but.
Speaker 3: Cut get that far out of my fucking face.
Speaker 1: And I feel like a lot of people in our
Speaker 1: audience do drive jeep wranglers. Like it just feels like
Speaker 1: it's just a really gay car that I don't like.
Speaker 2: It's a mask lesbian car. Yeah yeah, it's like it's
Speaker 2: very masculine. It's it's like subar rus and jeep wranglers.
Speaker 2: Those are like the lesbian.
Speaker 1: Cars I st up with. The Supers though, the nice
Speaker 1: the newer Supers are really nice.
Speaker 2: Like, are you saying you don't fuck with lesbians?
Speaker 1: I fuck with a specific handful of lesbians. Yes, well yes,
Speaker 1: well yes.
Speaker 2: Are you saying you hate gay people and you like
Speaker 2: Donald Trump?
Speaker 1: Not all gay people, guys, Not all gay people are bad.
Speaker 2: TikTok was supposed to be banned. That's a whole other
Speaker 2: fucking thing. So annoying pr campaign. Uh Meta will buy
Speaker 2: fifty percent of it over the next ninety days at
Speaker 2: some point and it will be compromised. But anyways, I
Speaker 2: gonna take it, not to get back into my evil, dark,
Speaker 2: visceral visceral hatred. But I had this written down because
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, TikTok's going away, like there's no
Speaker 2: way he'll see it, but I'll talk about it anyways
Speaker 2: because it's a funny story. So what is happening? Y'all know?
Speaker 2: The TikTok physics teacher. Yeah, like the TikTok physics teacher.
Speaker 2: Kyitie know I'm talking about Look up TikTok physics teacher.
Speaker 3: What is happening? Because I'm really scared.
Speaker 2: So I thought he was fine, shiit like, I thought
Speaker 2: he was a baddie, but I didn't know how to
Speaker 2: approach saying he was a baddie because I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm going to shoot my shot. So no, ye did yes, Yes,
Speaker 2: Actually you're a.
Speaker 1: Good liar though, because you asked that in a way
Speaker 1: that seemed like you genuinely believe that's cute.
Speaker 2: But we followed each other on Instagram and we were
Speaker 2: just like chatting and talking and whatever, and it was
Speaker 2: a vibe. Well, one day, oh my god, it's actually
Speaker 2: so humiliating. I'm not even kidding. One day I decided
Speaker 2: devised plan when he posted a story.
Speaker 1: Bro okay, actually I want to hear.
Speaker 2: So my plan was when he posted an ig story,
Speaker 2: I was going to send it to you and say,
Speaker 2: oh my god, he's fine, like he's he's sexy, hot
Speaker 2: or whatever, but accidentally send it to him.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Drew.
Speaker 7: Did you respond?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: I did do that, and he was like, oh thank you,
Speaker 2: I'm straight.
Speaker 9: Oh god, I'll read you the Why would you not
Speaker 9: like run that past me?
Speaker 2: I did? No, you did not, swear to god, I did.
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm gonna do this and you're like
Speaker 2: sure because it was like more of a troll than anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh wait, was that the night you were standing
Speaker 1: on the a table in front of me and giving
Speaker 1: like a monologue.
Speaker 2: I don't remember. This was this was years ago. This
Speaker 2: was like three four years ago.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I do.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, huge cheese. Oh my god, bro, it's Sutherland physics.
Speaker 2: I think, yes, the story, no, but I don't give up.
Speaker 2: Fuck but I mean we literally had a fruitful, long relationship, truitful.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Wait did you send it to him on TikTok?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: On Instagram? This was years ago. I can't find our messages,
Speaker 2: but Dann, we've talked a lot. Actually, but yeah, TikTok's
Speaker 2: not banned. But that's an embarrassing story that I had.
Speaker 7: I just feel weird because I posted a bunch of
Speaker 7: nasty whole videos because I was like, it's fucking banned,
Speaker 7: like we're.
Speaker 2: All that shit and we warned.
Speaker 3: How did that go up?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 7: How like it was getting banned. Everyone was doing crazy shit,
Speaker 7: so I thought it was fine.
Speaker 1: But because the people were admitting to not working out
Speaker 1: and to dying.
Speaker 2: Like not eating the muck bangers admitting to not eating
Speaker 2: the food, like.
Speaker 1: Like do you hear yourself?
Speaker 3: You are fucking dumb as.
Speaker 2: Out, and like them still not posting since they posted
Speaker 2: that video and TikTok's been back for two days, like
Speaker 2: which I would be shameful.
Speaker 1: And that was really like a suicide ritual, Like that
Speaker 1: was like a weird like ritual we saw because also
Speaker 1: I'm confused, like it really does show me the age
Speaker 1: group of everybody on TikTok the way certain people were reacting,
Speaker 1: because I felt awful because obviously people are gonna lose
Speaker 1: their jobs. It's income for a lot of people, it's
Speaker 1: good for businesses, all the shit. But there were people
Speaker 1: who were actually acting like the Internet was done, which
Speaker 1: showed me that their only use of the Internet was
Speaker 1: to TikTok, which was kind of jarring.
Speaker 2: Diversify. Oh, I was saying last night, like bitch, I'm
Speaker 2: going pro, Like I'm a pro TikTok scroller, Like I like,
Speaker 2: I really I really could go to the Olympics for
Speaker 2: TikTok scrolling because I'm so good at that ship and
Speaker 2: I don't use TikTok like all you other bitches, Like
Speaker 2: I find weird fucking random people in the middle of
Speaker 2: America and learn every single thing there is to learn
Speaker 2: about them, and I mean obscure people. Yeah, you do
Speaker 2: like five like two hundred views.
Speaker 1: When you were looking over my shoulder on my TikTok
Speaker 1: the other day, I could tell everyone you wanted me
Speaker 1: who's profile you want me to go to?
Speaker 3: And I was like, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2: I knew you. I knew you could tell.
Speaker 1: I just like I don't like doing that. Also, I
Speaker 1: found Logan Roy on TikTok.
Speaker 2: Is that a Versaci suit?
Speaker 1: No, it's like just a random guy in a weird suit.
Speaker 1: I really like his vibe, though, Like why do I
Speaker 1: want to South?
Speaker 2: This is literally me?
Speaker 1: And did we go get me a suit for tomorrow?
Speaker 3: I could wear thing?
Speaker 2: Before I like rudely interrupted you.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Right before I was saying TikTok scrolling, going.
Speaker 1: Pro oh, I'm so bad at it, Like I just.
Speaker 2: Hate you were saying something else but shar keep.
Speaker 1: Going, oh that you're really good at it, is that
Speaker 1: what you want to hear You're going No, I was
Speaker 1: saying that I could tell when you want, Like when
Speaker 1: we're going through my feed, I could tell Drew wants
Speaker 1: me to go to people's pages, and I'm just like, no,
Speaker 1: I don't want to do that. It's so fucking boring
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 2: It's so lit, bro, you like you know it's.
Speaker 1: Because you're really good at it. But also, I I
Speaker 1: use TikTok, I don't know what I watch because every
Speaker 1: time I open the app, I don't watch through a
Speaker 1: single fucking video Like I it takes so much to
Speaker 1: get my attention or it has to be immediate because
Speaker 1: I feel like you've seen me do it. I just
Speaker 1: like when I open TikTok, I'm just like yeah, it's
Speaker 1: like I literally just go through until I see something
Speaker 1: that catches my eye. Like I'm going on there for
Speaker 1: a specific vibe, and if I don't catch it in
Speaker 1: the first few ones, I just go to in studie.
Speaker 7: I see like the most pathetic people on TikTok. Like
Speaker 7: I was scrolling and there's this guy on a plane
Speaker 7: and he took a selfie with an iPad.
Speaker 4: H oh, yeah, the guy behind him.
Speaker 1: The guy behind that guy was so you know, I
Speaker 1: was actually.
Speaker 7: Talking about the guy taking the photo. The guy behind
Speaker 7: it seemed cute. Oh yeah, he was the guy behind him.
Speaker 1: Selfie guy. I really like playing selfie guy. The pathetic
Speaker 1: playing guy is such a bummer though.
Speaker 3: The one behind him.
Speaker 1: The one like, yeah, he was like he wanted he
Speaker 1: was having main characters.
Speaker 7: And the one in the back. In the comments, people
Speaker 7: were saying, he looks like Luigi has Luigi vibes. I'm
Speaker 7: I'm talking about the game No, from the assassination.
Speaker 2: Oh you want to look like an assess.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's weird. It's weird in this climate to
Speaker 1: want to look like an assassinator kind newman.
Speaker 7: Okay, well, I'm just saying esthetically, not like, you know, ideologically.
Speaker 2: Oh so you wouldn't want to kill the rich?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, yeah, you're picking your song a boot liquor.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 2: That that fucking video taking off in that way was
Speaker 2: absolutely insane. I literally could not believe the reaction it
Speaker 2: was getting because like fifty views, yeah, it's got like
Speaker 2: ten million likes. It was like number in the top
Speaker 2: ten most popular videos on TikTok for the week.
Speaker 7: I feel like whenever a video gets that many views,
Speaker 7: it like transcends language barriers. It's all something like human
Speaker 7: that you're capturing.
Speaker 2: It's like hitting like the Middle East right now, Like
Speaker 2: it's like yeah, worldwide. Yeah, I've literally gone. And like
Speaker 2: the craziest thing is like when I posted it, I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, this is just like a uh, just
Speaker 2: a good a draft I'm posting because TikTok's getting banned,
Speaker 2: Like it's gonna just get twenty thousand likes, but like, bro,
Speaker 2: like the amount of them, then you're fucking n it
Speaker 2: can take off. But anyways, dollar sign elfie coin, dollar
Speaker 2: sign elfie coin dropping soon, Selfie helping coin dropping, yeah,
Speaker 2: selfie selfie iPad kid coin. No, but we're going global, y'all.
Speaker 2: Like I'm about to do podcasts like Britney Broskiy hit
Speaker 2: me up to do her podcast, Tricia Pays hit me
Speaker 2: up to do her podcast A clean selfie guy Ellen DeGeneres.
Speaker 1: Obviously he's manager right now. But don't worry, guys, I'm
Speaker 1: only taking ninety percent. He's getting done.
Speaker 3: It's getting kind of.
Speaker 2: Everything so fair.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have a link up with a hot tour
Speaker 2: girl coming soon. But no, it was so funny, like
Speaker 2: people like it's if you know me and you know us,
Speaker 2: Like it's very obvious a troll, obviously a troll. But
Speaker 2: the amount of comments that were like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: this is so wholesome, like I love his energy, like
Speaker 2: he really doesn't care about anybody else around him, which
Speaker 2: is very true, Like I really don't give a fuck it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's rerue.
Speaker 2: But my favorite comment was like, oh, I like his smile.
Speaker 2: His smile is so.
Speaker 1: Cute, and it's you doing this smile. No, that was
Speaker 1: pre that smile.
Speaker 7: I think the underrated draft was the one where it looks.
Speaker 2: Like you just ate poop and yeah, that did not
Speaker 2: that did not take.
Speaker 9: Lick that?
Speaker 8: What is that?
Speaker 1: Do? Do?
Speaker 2: Lick that? But eat that? But eat that? What?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: The draft dump was very melodramatic of me, And honestly,
Speaker 2: I was watching I was watching them. It's lead pain.
Speaker 2: Did you watch my story kai on TikTok?
Speaker 7: No, I didn't see that.
Speaker 2: The amount of drafts I had of me just staring
Speaker 2: at the camera with a filter with a creepy song
Speaker 2: behind me was actually insane, probably twenty more loaded up
Speaker 2: if I Yeah.
Speaker 1: You had a lot of drafts that were just that.
Speaker 1: It was kind of eerie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was crying laughing at all the people that
Speaker 2: deleted TikTok off their phone in the second hand and
Speaker 2: they couldn't get back in, so they were having to
Speaker 2: watch it through like email in Safari and ship.
Speaker 7: You still can't access it rightly.
Speaker 3: On the app store.
Speaker 7: I thought you put it because I send you stuff
Speaker 7: and you said you can't watch it.
Speaker 2: I thought, are you airing my shit out like that?
Speaker 7: That's not that's thought you ever thought.
Speaker 1: He's just like ignoring you and wants wanted it like
Speaker 1: the perfect excuse to not reply.
Speaker 7: Impossible.
Speaker 2: I don't have TikTok okay, honestly, TikTok's bunk as fuck,
Speaker 2: Like y'all, yeah, y'all use that app. I'll be fine
Speaker 2: without it.
Speaker 1: I really, I am at a crossroads, like something about
Speaker 1: it does feel a little tainted. But I'm like, y'all
Speaker 1: can't take this from us, like you already like you
Speaker 1: can't take it from us.
Speaker 3: We'll see what happens in life.
Speaker 7: I just hope it doesn't become like what They don't
Speaker 7: have the reels algorithms.
Speaker 1: I know, because that's what that's what I'm worried about
Speaker 1: it and I'm scared.
Speaker 2: The The reason why TikTok works so well is because
Speaker 2: it actually pays random people to post, so it can
Speaker 2: it can become a side hustle for them, and it
Speaker 2: incentivizes them. And it's like, oh, I can make fucking
Speaker 2: an extra thousand dollars a month by posting on TikTok,
Speaker 2: and all I do is just vlog my life like duh,
Speaker 2: Like I'm gonna do that, and no other app has that.
Speaker 2: And that's why TikTok works so well is because it's
Speaker 2: so fucking human, because actually real humans are posting on it,
Speaker 2: and it's not just these like social media influences. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like it's perfect. It's perfect down to the last menu detail.
Speaker 2: And if they take away the money, then it'll die
Speaker 2: very quickly.
Speaker 1: The little Trump message boot to Meda, you're crazy. As
Speaker 1: I even read that shit, you're not an idiot. I
Speaker 1: feel like I only read what it said when people
Speaker 1: were posting their screenshots that it wasn't working anymore, and
Speaker 1: even that I was just typing.
Speaker 2: I was like, whatever, whatever, what's scary as it wasn't
Speaker 2: for us, it was for like the fourteen to seventeen
Speaker 2: year old boys that use TikTok that are like voting
Speaker 2: in the next election in four years. They see that
Speaker 2: and they're like, oh, President Trump saved TikTok. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: vote for the Red Party.
Speaker 1: Yeah, y'all are dumb enough to fucking fall for that shit.
Speaker 1: I hope your mom comes home drunk as fucking beats
Speaker 1: the living shit out of you.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I genuinely hope. I genuinely hope Trump gets cancer.
Speaker 2: I hope his insides melt out of his ass. Sorry.
Speaker 1: This episode is literally us like having a funny, fun
Speaker 1: conversation and then it it literally it always leads back
Speaker 1: to the fonk like it always. But that's why I'm
Speaker 1: saying this is the last episode I'm talking about those
Speaker 1: fucking nasty ass men. Other than this, you won't hear
Speaker 1: anything from me because I'm not giving them the time
Speaker 1: of day.
Speaker 3: Like I'm not wasting my.
Speaker 2: Am I allowed to say that I.
Speaker 1: Found this TikTok. That's literally just the what this podcast is.
Speaker 1: Two girls and the boy they bully.
Speaker 2: Actually catch me by my shoulders. I'm gonna line down, Okay,
Speaker 2: just look.
Speaker 7: Up, thank you.
Speaker 8: I was literally about to.
Speaker 1: Break my neck, bro, like we are pushing thirty.
Speaker 3: What chip chip of the chair?
Speaker 2: No A yeah, a spicy Freedo, which I think is
Speaker 2: the best chip I ever made. Remember when being called
Speaker 2: a local was like a read Like, now all we
Speaker 2: think for is wanting to be called locals.
Speaker 1: Also, what's so funny is like the audacity to call
Speaker 1: someone a local. And everybody who said my locals was
Speaker 1: just either at college or made a rash decision to
Speaker 1: move out of their sting, or.
Speaker 2: Was a fucking loser online.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like my locals. I never I will say, I
Speaker 1: never said my looks. I've always loved my local like
Speaker 1: I've always loved I always.
Speaker 2: Like I know, I used it derogatory. I was like
Speaker 2: my fucking locals. I hate my locals. But it's also
Speaker 2: because I grew up in a I'm not even gonna
Speaker 2: talk about it.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to talk about it.
Speaker 2: I grew up being called slurs.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm having the kind of period that feels like
Speaker 1: it is the period of Christmas pass.
Speaker 2: Do you want me to talk to your uterus?
Speaker 8: Yeahs in uterus, I'm talking to to you right now.
Speaker 8: Stop hurting my girlfriend. Okay, you dor I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 8: gonna beat the ship out of you if you don't
Speaker 8: stop hurting and making.
Speaker 4: Her believe and you're going to hit me, just get down.
Speaker 8: So she need her to stop bleeding out of her
Speaker 8: vagina because of you. You're really really getting You're getting
Speaker 8: in the way of a lot of things. So uterus,
Speaker 8: I'm trailing you now. I'm your worst enemy.
Speaker 1: I am your nightmare. No, but sometimes I feel like
Speaker 1: I have like a like I have too many chill
Speaker 1: periods where they're like seamless, I'm just bleeding whatever, no
Speaker 1: big deal, and I know, cramps or anything, and then
Speaker 1: just one month it feels like somebody ran up to
Speaker 1: me with steel toad boots, kicked me in the vagina,
Speaker 1: threw me on the pavement, stepped on my lower back,
Speaker 1: and then turned me over and grabbed two runches and
Speaker 1: like this with my nipples in them.
Speaker 2: Well, your nipples hurt on your period, my boobs, you
Speaker 2: need massage.
Speaker 1: Honestly, Yeah, Like the thing is ill. Come on, that's disgusting,
Speaker 1: Like I can't even like it's don't say that kind
Speaker 1: of shit to me ever again.
Speaker 3: Okay, just watch yourself.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, why is doing makeup? Actually really hard, guys.
Speaker 1: Like I'm I'm talking about a lot of girl things
Speaker 1: that y'all can't understand. But last night I was feeling
Speaker 1: brave and I was like, I haven't played with makeup
Speaker 1: in so long?
Speaker 2: You really haven't that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, I'm gonna do my makeup to
Speaker 1: see maybe on my birthday I do my makeup. No, no,
Speaker 1: I don't even have photo evidence of what I did
Speaker 1: last night because I was humiliated, Like I said it
Speaker 1: from the mirror and was like, yes, I'm gonna go crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give like glamour down. I washed my like
Speaker 1: I literally, I'm not kidding. I've never gone in bed
Speaker 1: faster like I like, I like washed my face half half.
Speaker 3: All over and went to bed. I can't do it.
Speaker 3: It's embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, makeup is really hard. You know what else is hard? What?
Speaker 2: Being a man?
Speaker 7: Actually?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, guys, like just generally just being a man.
Speaker 3: Well, like what about.
Speaker 7: It hearing about periods?
Speaker 2: Yeah, having to protect women.
Speaker 7: My whole life is protecting women constantly.
Speaker 2: Like not being able to chase after them.
Speaker 1: Not being able to chase after that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just like it's un ironically you.
Speaker 1: Chase people normally yes, is that like a hobby?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but no, like actually, like being a man is hard.
Speaker 7: But doing that period similar to did make us feel
Speaker 7: what it was like to be a woman. And actually
Speaker 7: I redact what I said, and it's actually way harder
Speaker 7: to be a woman.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna say, it's hell easy like that
Speaker 2: period shit like y'all complain that.
Speaker 7: Shit hurts so bad?
Speaker 2: You were moaning, guy, I know, roll the clip.
Speaker 7: No, no, I'm gonna I'm.
Speaker 5: Too.
Speaker 1: Also, uh, Lucas and Josiah were waxing Lucas's legs in
Speaker 1: the crib and it was the most like Patrick was there.
Speaker 1: Josh was filming it, and I was like, this is
Speaker 1: the most homo erotic thing ever because I was in
Speaker 1: the kitchen and all I heard was like them moaning
Speaker 1: and groaning and like all laughing and then getting really silent.
Speaker 3: While one of them was moaning and groaning, and it was.
Speaker 2: Really did you record any of it? I think I did,
Speaker 2: I think, because I need to hear that audio.
Speaker 1: Like I don't know if I got any of the
Speaker 1: moaning and groaning because it was really gross and I
Speaker 1: was like, ill take it somewhere else, But I did
Speaker 1: get this video of Lucas asking Josiah if he should
Speaker 1: turn over all right, and then at one point they
Speaker 1: were just playing Boston. No, it was just Lucas and Josie,
Speaker 1: and I was like, this is the weirdest thing. So
Speaker 1: Wed such a weird fucking vibe, and it's really starting
Speaker 1: to feel like we're a bit too.
Speaker 3: Old to be doing that shit.
Speaker 1: But also, guys, we're reworking the world's I fear we're
Speaker 1: reworking it.
Speaker 2: We're gonna be roommates forever, not because we want to,
Speaker 2: but because we have to.
Speaker 1: Why aren't you gonna marry like a pretty girl or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have.
Speaker 1: To go off and marry a pretty girl.
Speaker 2: To go off and marry a pretty girl and start
Speaker 2: a family, imagine that art for me. Like, I swear
Speaker 2: there will be a time in my life that I
Speaker 2: enter spiritual psychosis, religious psychosis and like become hyper religious
Speaker 2: and like denounce all gay like low anthony, and like
Speaker 2: become just like a normal person. Oh no, he's kidding.
Speaker 2: Being gay is.
Speaker 1: Normal, rolling your eyes like eyes, being gay's like, actually.
Speaker 2: I just I can feel it in my cards, Like
Speaker 2: I'm just like a little crazy.
Speaker 1: Because it has to be like I guess being straight
Speaker 1: is a little crazy. Like I'm not even kidding. I
Speaker 1: was thinking about it in the car right over here.
Speaker 1: And this is gonna sound so annoying, but if you
Speaker 1: actually give a fuck about like gender and genitals, you
Speaker 1: are weird as fuck. Like you are weird as fuck
Speaker 1: to me, and I am so sorry, but like it's
Speaker 1: just the weirdest thing to give a fuck about. Like,
Speaker 1: if you find someone bad and you're attracted to them,
Speaker 1: you're gonna get to freaking one way or another, trust
Speaker 1: and believe like you will find it, like there is
Speaker 1: something there.
Speaker 3: But I think some people are literally just too boring,
Speaker 3: Like I don't.
Speaker 2: Know, be they're fuck improved, you're losers. That's the other
Speaker 2: thing about Mark Zuckerberg is he has one fucking body.
Speaker 2: That's why that's why he's a fucking power hungry loser
Speaker 2: is because he has one body. He's a fucking prude
Speaker 2: little twerp with a baby fucking penis that he never
Speaker 2: gets to fucking use.
Speaker 1: Oh, somebody, somebody who gets hot hired because I know
Speaker 1: Dan will. They are not fucking like taking care about
Speaker 1: anything in their homes by themselves. So anybody who works
Speaker 1: in their house. To any capacity, you should sneak near
Speaker 1: into Mark Zuckerberg's cameras.
Speaker 2: Sneak cameras into the house.
Speaker 3: Oh I don't want to see that.
Speaker 2: No, I need to imp Oh yeah, one time, we're
Speaker 2: gonna say no. I was just gonna change the subject
Speaker 2: one time. Another story that I've never told because it
Speaker 2: scared the ever living shit out of me. It was
Speaker 2: the most terrified I've ever been in my life. I Uh,
Speaker 2: for some reason, do you know Lisa and Lina. Yeah,
Speaker 2: for some reason, when I was like sixteen, I thought
Speaker 2: it would be the funniest thing in the world to
Speaker 2: start a death hoaks for them. So I started Alisa
Speaker 2: Lena death hoax and got it like trending number one
Speaker 2: on Twitter, and it was so bad. It had like
Speaker 2: forty thousand tweets on it, and it was so bad
Speaker 2: that they had to like make response videos to to
Speaker 2: it and be like I'm not dead, and they all
Speaker 2: tracked dead. All of their fans tracked it back to
Speaker 2: me and was like, that's just literally not funny, Like
Speaker 2: starting a death hoox like actually isn't funny. I was
Speaker 2: like shaking in my bed and like it was like
Speaker 2: a bunch of like thirteen fourteen, fifty sixteen year old.
Speaker 3: Girls, right, because twelve year olds are getting there.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, like they were eating me up and like they
Speaker 2: like I was not safe on the internet for a week,
Speaker 2: Like they they had shooters like ready to fucking go the.
Speaker 1: National Guard, your count they were at your like little
Speaker 1: post buttons standing around.
Speaker 2: I still think death hookses are hilarious.
Speaker 3: No, it is funny, but.
Speaker 2: Like like I gave you all permission to just start
Speaker 2: death hookses.
Speaker 3: It's like.
Speaker 1: It is funny because it's just like, bro, like what
Speaker 1: do you.
Speaker 3: Mean he died?
Speaker 1: Like also, I love a memorial like compilation of Drim.
Speaker 2: That's all I think about, jumping. Yeah, that's all I
Speaker 2: think about is like my photos, Like they're gonna like
Speaker 2: people who don't know who I am, and they're gonna
Speaker 2: be like, oh wait, that kid died. That's so sad.
Speaker 2: They go to my Instagram and it's just those photos,
Speaker 2: like literally, what do I look like? Does anybody actually
Speaker 2: know what I look like? Like it's actually crazy.
Speaker 1: But I have never thought about that, Like the day
Speaker 1: people have to just like look you and be like,
Speaker 1: oh I've seen a video of him. Oh the selfie
Speaker 1: playing guy, the.
Speaker 2: Plain selfie guy died. Oh fuck, I have to liquidate
Speaker 2: my elfie coin, my dollar sign elfie coin.
Speaker 7: That's genius? Is that not a lot smartest?
Speaker 2: I've been saying it for the last ten minutes, and
Speaker 2: I'm saying to you know, it's like.
Speaker 1: It's good, but it's as good as like emoji restaurant.
Speaker 3: It's good.
Speaker 2: Do you know about the restaurant?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Have I talked about it on this Leslie Emoji restaurant
Speaker 2: such a follower.
Speaker 1: Like you reintroduced the same ideas under like a different umbrella.
Speaker 2: You know, it's fucked up? Is last night or the
Speaker 2: night before, me and Josh were talking about just like
Speaker 2: how nice it would be to have like a second
Speaker 2: you to like go and like be social and then
Speaker 2: I can just sit in my bed and rod on
Speaker 2: TikTok all day and like I have a second person
Speaker 2: taking care of like my job, my social relationships and
Speaker 2: all that shit, which like that's why I need the
Speaker 2: personal AI think you've been telling me about kai Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: But I was like, damn, Like that's such a good
Speaker 2: idea for like a short film or even like a movie,
Speaker 2: like to adapt that into a movie. And then I
Speaker 2: sat up, I talked about it or thought about it
Speaker 2: for three more seconds, and I was like, oh, so
Speaker 2: literally the substance Like I literally want to make the
Speaker 2: substance too, Like, Okay, I do that all the time,
Speaker 2: where I think I come up with these like amazing ideas,
Speaker 2: and then they've been done four hundred times.
Speaker 1: Did I do the same thing. I'll be like, no
Speaker 1: one's ever done this before, And I take a picture
Speaker 1: of its ascent to somebody, and then my phone takes
Speaker 1: that photo and goes through my whole iPhone. It shows
Speaker 1: me on every application something similar to what I'm doing currently.
Speaker 2: I mean consciousness. Uh, and ideas are a cosmic bubble
Speaker 2: that you can reach into and connect to, but all
Speaker 2: of the ideas everyone else in the world can reach into.
Speaker 2: And so once you have an idea out there, do it,
Speaker 2: take hold of it.
Speaker 8: Wow?
Speaker 3: Thank you? Are you okay?
Speaker 8: Bro?
Speaker 2: No, everything in my life is bad.
Speaker 1: No, I'm right here.
Speaker 4: I'm right here on my birthday.
Speaker 2: You literally are like hello.
Speaker 1: Also, if you ask somebody whose birthday is coming up
Speaker 1: what they're doing for their birthday, like, what are you
Speaker 1: gonna do?
Speaker 3: Like, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 1: Suck my fucking ticking balls from the back while I'm
Speaker 1: bent over after running eight miles, like, literally, are you
Speaker 1: dumb as fuck?
Speaker 9: What do you mean?
Speaker 3: What are we gonna do?
Speaker 1: Who's wee? Bitch? Like leave me the fuck alone? And
Speaker 1: that sounds so mean because a lot of my close
Speaker 1: friends have asked me that, and I'm down for that.
Speaker 1: But like the stranglers who like or nothing, it's just
Speaker 1: the killers, the stragglers who I'm not that close to,
Speaker 1: who will just text me this week and be like,
Speaker 1: what are we.
Speaker 3: Doing for you?
Speaker 2: Driving your friends that text you what you're doing for
Speaker 2: your birthday? As stragglers is run crazy?
Speaker 3: No, no, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Like the people who I'm like, I see every now
Speaker 1: and then, but I just so happened to fall into
Speaker 1: conversation with and then they're like, oh my god, it's
Speaker 1: your birthday soon. What are you going to do? Like
Speaker 1: do you have plans? Like, what's the plan? What's the plan?
Speaker 3: Bitch?
Speaker 1: If you want a free fucking meal, tell me you
Speaker 1: want to take me on a day and I'll pay,
Speaker 1: I'll literally pay.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 6: But yeah.
Speaker 1: But also it's just because I'm the kind of person who, again,
Speaker 1: I want attention, but I refuse to demand it. And
Speaker 1: I just wish everyone kind of knew it was my
Speaker 1: birthday and could read my mind and just do something
Speaker 1: for me, because like, I don't want to decide, and.
Speaker 2: I just can never tell if you want to do
Speaker 2: something for your.
Speaker 1: Birthday because if anybody does anything that is exactly what
Speaker 1: I want, I don't know what I want.
Speaker 2: Whatever. The opposite of sapio sexual is, that's what I am?
Speaker 2: What the fuck does that mean some a sapio sexual
Speaker 2: as someone like attracted to intelligence?
Speaker 7: What I am?
Speaker 2: Yeah, kaids of sapio sexual, I'm the opposite of that.
Speaker 7: Timbo Yeah, membosexual? Oh, bembo sexual, Yeah, bembo sexual.
Speaker 3: Do you just like want somebody who's dumb as brick?
Speaker 2: I just want control?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I mean I'm glad you couldn't recognize that.
Speaker 2: No, I really do think stupid people that aren't Republicans
Speaker 2: are cool.
Speaker 1: No, I genuinely I feel like we talk about that
Speaker 1: all the time. It's people who are just living on
Speaker 1: like kind of a disconnected realm, are kind of lit.
Speaker 2: Everything is bad, No, everything.
Speaker 3: Is good, and everything is embarrassing.
Speaker 1: I don't know, guys, I really woke up on the
Speaker 1: right side of the bed today and it only took
Speaker 1: me three tries because I've been trying to wake up
Speaker 1: since nine am and I didn't get out of my
Speaker 1: bed until eleven and four.
Speaker 2: I woke up at six thirty in the morning and
Speaker 2: was like up an at onm like I know, was
Speaker 2: pissing me off. I was like, I normally just wake
Speaker 2: up hella early, like automatically, but six thirty the sun
Speaker 2: wasn't even fucking up yet, and I was so pissed
Speaker 2: and I could not go back to sleep.
Speaker 1: I just love sleeping, and it's really bad.
Speaker 2: I did fall back asleep. This is what I wanted
Speaker 2: to talk about. I did fall back asleep at like
Speaker 2: nine thirty and woke up at like ten fifteen or
Speaker 2: something like that. Tell me why I had the most
Speaker 2: like horrible dreams ever that I was just perpetually overdosing
Speaker 2: and accidentally taking handfuls of xanax thinking they were men's
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding, Like literally it happened three times, and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, here we go again, like gotta
Speaker 2: get fucking narcand or whatever.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. It was horrible, and like I in
Speaker 2: real life, I could feel my mouth like open.
Speaker 10: So I hate that you did that face because I
Speaker 10: just thought of the TikTok, like how customers look at
Speaker 10: me one like you just looked like when you had
Speaker 10: that one filter on, Like this.
Speaker 3: Is really.
Speaker 1: You.
Speaker 3: I don't like that anymore. It's kind of really gross.
Speaker 3: It's nasty. Well shit, mm hmm.
Speaker 7: You can't do that. You can't look at me and
Speaker 7: make that face. If this was any other working environment,
Speaker 7: that would not be appropriate. He stuck his tongue out
Speaker 7: and like wagoned it at me.
Speaker 2: Such a perv for sexualizing.
Speaker 7: That, sexualizing the most sexual thing that you can do
Speaker 7: with it to someone so gross.
Speaker 1: I know, I hate that you and Josie do it.
Speaker 1: It's so disgusting, Like it is really nasty, it's vile.
Speaker 2: It's like, why is it so gross.
Speaker 3: That I don't know?
Speaker 1: Oh but I did. I guess I did do that
Speaker 1: a lady. I remember, wait, I think we cut it
Speaker 1: out honestly, Like this is my secret.
Speaker 3: To share, This is the one I would have shared for.
Speaker 1: This lady made me so mad at in road rage
Speaker 1: because I had the right away and she was being
Speaker 1: a fucking bitch. It was this older, fucking white lady.
Speaker 1: She had been like sixty three and I had the
Speaker 1: right away and I wasn't moving fast enough for her liking,
Speaker 1: so her car was like her face was right here
Speaker 1: out my window because she was trying to get into
Speaker 1: a spot. I don't even remember the setting. All I
Speaker 1: remember is I was like moving too slow. So she
Speaker 1: honked at me and then looked at me and was
Speaker 1: like started yelling, and I was like, bitch, fuck you.
Speaker 1: And then I was like bye, like bye bye bye,
Speaker 1: like whatever, and we got into this back and forth
Speaker 1: and she kept holding her horn down, so I did
Speaker 1: that face at her. She literally was like, that's so
Speaker 1: and then he just backed up and dipped.
Speaker 3: She literally was.
Speaker 1: It's okay because in her head, I'm straight as a bone,
Speaker 1: So it's not even like a crash.
Speaker 2: She deserved it. But what is the problem is it?
Speaker 1: Like what just nasty?
Speaker 2: Like why is that the one so shocked? Because I
Speaker 2: have a friend who works as a pilot and he
Speaker 2: had like a co pilot, like do that face at
Speaker 2: like the people like doing that that ship out front,
Speaker 2: like the traffic director didn't got in trouble and got
Speaker 2: fired for doing that. My friend was like he was
Speaker 2: like it was such a chill guy and I don't
Speaker 2: know where the fuck it came from, and it was
Speaker 2: so nasty, like it really scared me and he lost
Speaker 2: his job.
Speaker 10: It is it is really fucking crazy, Like I.
Speaker 2: Think it's I think it's hilarious.
Speaker 1: Did it? I felt fucking insane and.
Speaker 2: I like it was wait can you do it? But
Speaker 2: like hide it? No, just please, no, I need to see.
Speaker 1: It's unlike you and like it's funny to you because
Speaker 1: you're not about it, like you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like it's not but if I did, if I did that,
Speaker 1: even on camera, even like.
Speaker 2: I munchbox, I munchbox. Hello, Yeah, I'm obsessed with Margaret Qually.
Speaker 3: What about sad to do with it? She's a married woman.
Speaker 2: Yeah, to a fucking freak bitch that I can overpower.
Speaker 3: Oh well you heard it here first.
Speaker 2: Margaret come here, queen, come queen out with me. Margaret.
Speaker 2: Also her name being Margaret.
Speaker 1: I always pronounced it Margot quality by accident.
Speaker 2: Margot Quality, yeah, Margot Quality. And Margaret Robbie.
Speaker 1: What's her name?
Speaker 2: Margaret Quality, Yeah, Margot Quality. That's yeah, I know that's
Speaker 2: what I was.
Speaker 3: Just I was like, wait, so I have been saying it.
Speaker 2: Right, Margaret Robbie, Margaret Robbie.
Speaker 3: Is that her new name?
Speaker 2: Margaret Robbie? Please saw what I thought? That was easy
Speaker 2: to puzzle together?
Speaker 1: Wait, like, who is that?
Speaker 3: Is that the Barbie girl?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, Well too many people have like similar names and
Speaker 1: like I don't know, like in my head, I don't
Speaker 1: know the difference between Like I just found out the
Speaker 1: difference between Martin Shore and Steve Martino.
Speaker 7: Different people are Steve Martin. Steve Martin's like the white hair.
Speaker 1: Yeah, who's who was the dad in all the movies?
Speaker 1: And then Martin Shore is just that little guy.
Speaker 7: That's just a different, different guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, his last name being and he being little, that's cute.
Speaker 1: I feel like it was probably chosen. His name is
Speaker 1: probably like Martin Smith or some normal shit, and you're
Speaker 1: not allowed to have the same name as other people
Speaker 1: in Hollywood for some reason.
Speaker 2: Will Smith, Oh my fucking god, y'all did you all
Speaker 2: see No Will Smith got slapped by Chris Rock or
Speaker 2: Chris Rock got slapped by Will Smith this weekend at
Speaker 2: the Oscars?
Speaker 7: Really?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's it hasn't happened.
Speaker 3: It's going to happen.
Speaker 7: It's going to happen. Do you know it's gonna happen?
Speaker 7: That just doesn't seem like like that would be so crazy.
Speaker 3: It's going to happen.
Speaker 2: Chris Rock got slapt oh bitch. Also, this is actually crazy.
Speaker 1: Did you know Taylor Swift was dating that one football player?
Speaker 1: She's dating a football player. Really, she's seriously dating a
Speaker 1: football player. Actually, yeah, I don't know. Kelsey isn't his
Speaker 1: first Travis?
Speaker 2: Oh, his brother is fine. Ship. I want him so bad.
Speaker 2: He's like my ship. Yeah, I want him so bad.
Speaker 2: I want him and David Harbor Eiffel Tower me. But
Speaker 2: this is what I was gonna say, the real ship.
Speaker 2: I actually cannot believe this. But a new Tike drop
Speaker 2: that makes you allergic to meet if you buy, if.
Speaker 3: It took care. We need to end this episode.
Speaker 1: For reason you need it because you you're sitting here
Speaker 1: talking about wanting to be Eiffel Tower.
Speaker 3: I can't believe you just said that. I wasn't. I
Speaker 3: can't believe you said that on National.
Speaker 2: Look, I have I have AI pictures.
Speaker 1: This is low key, just national news for fucking bored
Speaker 1: people like this is national news.
Speaker 2: Hold on, I got AI pictures of Travis Kelcey and
Speaker 2: Travis Kelcey and David Harbor. Sweaty, just sweaty.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm sorry, guys, I have to do.
Speaker 2: I have this picture.
Speaker 3: Who is that?
Speaker 7: That's not real?
Speaker 10: Is real?
Speaker 7: That looks like it was a generated by you to create.
Speaker 2: This ideal for you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, that I don't get.
Speaker 1: That's like how the Strong Guy and Popeye the cartoon
Speaker 1: was like drawn, that's what your ideal build is.
Speaker 2: Let me see, this isn't the AI one, This is
Speaker 2: just my roster. Hold on, wait, I have to find
Speaker 2: the AI one. It's somewhere.
Speaker 3: You're so annoying.
Speaker 7: Whoa, that's pretty crazy. Oh it's the cop from Stranger Things. Yeah,
Speaker 7: I was I was trying to picture who that was.
Speaker 1: Well, I guess that's been the episode.
Speaker 2: Guys, quick little forty five minute episodes for y'all.
Speaker 3: Listen.
Speaker 1: Times are looking dark, but together.
Speaker 3: We make light.
Speaker 2: Yeah, times are looking scary, but together we make happy
Speaker 2: Harry Bush.
Speaker 1: Together we make Bush. All right, Well, thank you guys
Speaker 1: for watching.
Speaker 3: But here's my fucking media.
Speaker 1: Oh, Andrew, I've been watching Succession.
Speaker 3: I'm halfway through season two.
Speaker 1: I just picked it up again last night after the
Speaker 1: chaos that was the past two weeks and I'm loving it.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 1: I love it, I love it. I love it.
Speaker 2: TikTok is vape, Instagram reels is cigarettes. Yeah, the thirty
Speaker 2: minutes I had to use Instagram reels was the worst,
Speaker 2: literally the worst time of my fucking life.
Speaker 1: Personally. I was off my phone and I felt free
Speaker 1: in that moment.
Speaker 3: I was free.
Speaker 2: Also, the Voodoo company I ordered my voodoo doll or
Speaker 2: my voodoo candles from UH went out of business and
Speaker 2: they were in business for like three hundred years. Awesome,
Speaker 2: dark sighted.
Speaker 1: Mine is elevator spaghetti by Georgiana. It is what it is,
Speaker 1: by blood or father fake, You're George Michael, Heartbreaker, Mariah
Speaker 1: Carey walk with in Line Fleetwood Mac, I Feel for
Speaker 1: You acoustic demo Prince.
Speaker 2: Oh wow. So that thing got uploaded to Twitter and
Speaker 2: someone said, why does he move so gay? Right? I
Speaker 2: don't get the context. Can anyone give me the context?
Speaker 2: Dick head on a plane, dickhead.
Speaker 1: Gods tell of bunny dudes.
Speaker 2: Talking about uneven eyebrows, like their balls don't look like
Speaker 2: this little oh big oh the infinity symbol or like
Speaker 2: the little one.
Speaker 1: Because the right is always shorter h just fucking disgusting.
Speaker 2: Bro Usa more like USB Okay boy, turn that Clara
Speaker 2: off and grab you a beer. So real, you motherfuckers.
Speaker 2: Would hang out with a squirrel if it had a
Speaker 2: cart and listen to Blade.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I would vibe down with that.
Speaker 2: I would hang out with the squirrel. They should make
Speaker 2: a soup that fixes everything.
Speaker 1: Also, I should clarify I would vibe with that squirrel
Speaker 1: if he had the cart. We'd have to I'd have.
Speaker 3: To sneakily change the music.
Speaker 1: I can't lie because that kind of shit is gonna
Speaker 1: make me see a scary person in the corner. Wade
Speaker 1: music sounds like me and my homegirl's getting high and
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, I see that person in the corner too, girl,
Speaker 1: don't be too scared.
Speaker 2: Like Lake submitted one, we need letterbox for Drew phil
Speaker 2: Lips's YouTube videos so I can write reviews and rate them.
Speaker 2: That's true. We do need that someone make.
Speaker 7: That up, butterbox for YouTube videos.
Speaker 2: No for Drew's YouTube videos, just for your just for mine.
Speaker 1: You can just like make like a leak tree and
Speaker 1: like a random.
Speaker 2: Me finding out that instead of cool and mysterious me
Speaker 2: finding out that the vibe I give off isn't cool
Speaker 2: and fuck me finding out this is just wrote wrong.
Speaker 2: Let me see me finding the one wine Wine. Who
Speaker 2: the fuck is Coco?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't get that thing at that, y'all. Coco
Speaker 2: is the new like right right, Like if someone does
Speaker 2: you dirty or like you genuinely don't know someone, just
Speaker 2: say who the fuck is Coco? Me finding out that
Speaker 2: instead of mysterious and cool, people think I'm autistic in lesbian,
Speaker 2: it's toupid. That was from Lake Armstrong one on one
Speaker 2: one one. The fuck you mean you're tworking on the low?
Speaker 2: What the fuck you mean he's tworking on the low?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 8: Is that? Like?
Speaker 1: Why when you all break up with somebody, the weirdest
Speaker 1: ship comes out? Like, what do you mean he's t
Speaker 1: working on the line?
Speaker 2: Okay, and let me do my media. I've been listening
Speaker 2: to uh eric as a Roth. I really like this
Speaker 2: song Terraria. I've been listening to I Am a Monster,
Speaker 2: which is cool as fuck. Pervert by Ethel Caine. I
Speaker 2: don't know if y'all have listened yet, but it's so sick,
Speaker 2: It's so sick. And then Silver by ag Cook No.
Speaker 7: Mm hmm, my media. I was just gonna say, Mimi's.
Speaker 1: Always gonna say, bitch, don't fucking shush me.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay.
Speaker 7: The moldy peaches, Oh, it's good and it makes me
Speaker 7: feel like everything's okay.
Speaker 2: I would I don't want to do my
Speaker 1: Sh