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Speaker 2: Glitch, glitch. We have something excited. We want to show it.

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Speaker 3: We have something excited, Drew.

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Speaker 2: I've been missing that.

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Speaker 2: We have something so excited that we want to.

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Speaker 5: Oh oh yeah, we have something exciting, exciting.

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Speaker 2: We want to announce for you guys. Our wildflower cases

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Speaker 2: are coming out on the twenty seven. That's a Monday, right, Monday, Monday, Monday, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: on Monday following this episode. So you got the whole

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Speaker 1: And did cute cases that are meant to go together.

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Speaker 2: For your friends.

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Speaker 1: You and your friends can all share. And if you

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Speaker 1: have more than one close friend, listen. The problems that

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Speaker 1: start from this are not necessarily my problem. Make it work,

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Speaker 1: Make it work.

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Speaker 2: A cute see cutey, cutey.

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Speaker 4: I like, don't fuck with Drew.

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Speaker 2: And you're vile.

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Speaker 4: Can you put my case on your phone?

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Speaker 2: I already had it on my phone for like two weeks.

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Speaker 2: Put it. I like mine better. Don't hit me. We

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Speaker 2: are failing the green mind test right now?

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Speaker 1: What's that?

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Speaker 2: It means?

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Speaker 1: You?

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Speaker 2: Uh dominate me?

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Speaker 1: If I never really understood that, Like I saw all

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Speaker 1: assumed it was like when David Dobrook's annoying ass would

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Speaker 4: Didn't he do that?

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Speaker 2: Probably at some point.

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Speaker 1: Like at some point that had to have happened, or

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Speaker 1: those freaky.

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Speaker 3: Ass like little freaky y'all, little freaky y'all.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back to emergency in or calm. This is episode

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Speaker 2: two hundred. Isn't that crazy?

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Speaker 1: Don't say that to me because I believed you. No,

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Speaker 1: but we're not that far.

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Speaker 2: Oh brother, Oh guys.

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Speaker 1: As we're filming this, it's my last day of being

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Speaker 3: And when this comes.

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Speaker 1: Out expired, I'll bespired. I feel like it. I feel

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Speaker 1: like the milk I left in the cabinet the other day,

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Speaker 1: where it's like you opening, You're like, I guess I

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Speaker 2: No, Carol, you're still so young.

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Speaker 1: No, I Oh, trustfully, there's too much life to live

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Speaker 2: Actually, there's like far a scary amount of life.

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Speaker 1: But I'm excited.

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Speaker 1: I was thinking about how last year I went into

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Speaker 2: You suck it out of everybody. Yeah, yeah, we should

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Speaker 1: Boh no. I literally was to get that because I

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Speaker 2: Well we'll bleep what I said because I really don't

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Speaker 1: It is pretty impressive. I thought you were gonna fall. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Auditions for I came out. You put me in coach,

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Speaker 2: Should I do an SNL audition right now? What impression

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Speaker 1: I think sadly most people are alcoholics and they don't realize.

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Speaker 2: They know who the fuck is cocoa. Yeah, we're we're

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Speaker 1: I would walk in and be like, ah, fuck you guys,

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Speaker 2: I know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it could happen if I work hard enough.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if we work hard enough, they would fucking make

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Speaker 2: No, I want it. I want to be made fun of.

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Speaker 2: I think I think true equality is everyone getting bullied.

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Speaker 2: Climbing up the rock wall. And a jeep. Would you

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Speaker 2: Are you saying you hate gay people and you like

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Speaker 1: Not all gay people, guys, Not all gay people are bad.

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Speaker 2: TikTok was supposed to be banned. That's a whole other

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Speaker 2: fucking thing. So annoying pr campaign. Uh Meta will buy

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Speaker 2: because it's a funny story. So what is happening? Y'all know?

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Speaker 2: The TikTok physics teacher. Yeah, like the TikTok physics teacher.

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Speaker 2: Kyitie know I'm talking about Look up TikTok physics teacher.

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Speaker 3: What is happening? Because I'm really scared.

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Speaker 2: So I thought he was fine, shiit like, I thought

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Speaker 2: I'm going to shoot my shot. So no, ye did yes, Yes,

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Speaker 2: Actually you're a.

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Speaker 1: Good liar though, because you asked that in a way

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Speaker 1: that seemed like you genuinely believe that's cute.

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Speaker 2: So my plan was when he posted an ig story,

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Speaker 2: I was going to send it to you and say,

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Speaker 2: oh my god, he's fine, like he's he's sexy, hot

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Drew.

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Speaker 7: Did you respond?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 2: I did do that, and he was like, oh thank you,

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Speaker 2: I'm straight.

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Speaker 9: like run that past me?

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Speaker 2: I did? No, you did not, swear to god, I did.

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Speaker 2: I was like, I'm gonna do this and you're like

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Speaker 2: sure because it was like more of a troll than anything.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh wait, was that the night you were standing

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Speaker 2: I don't remember. This was this was years ago. This

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I do.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, huge cheese. Oh my god, bro, it's Sutherland physics.

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Speaker 2: I think, yes, the story, no, but I don't give up.

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Speaker 2: Fuck but I mean we literally had a fruitful, long relationship, truitful.

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Speaker 7: Wait did you send it to him on TikTok?

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Speaker 2: On Instagram? This was years ago. I can't find our messages,

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Speaker 7: I just feel weird because I posted a bunch of

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Speaker 2: All that shit and we warned.

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Speaker 3: How did that go up?

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Speaker 7: How like it was getting banned. Everyone was doing crazy shit,

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Speaker 1: But because the people were admitting to not working out

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Speaker 2: Like not eating the muck bangers admitting to not eating

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Speaker 1: Like do you hear yourself?

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Speaker 3: You are fucking dumb as.

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Speaker 1: And that was really like a suicide ritual, Like that

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Speaker 1: good for businesses, all the shit. But there were people

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Speaker 2: Diversify. Oh, I was saying last night, like bitch, I'm

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Speaker 2: TikTok scrolling because I'm so good at that ship and

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Speaker 2: I don't use TikTok like all you other bitches, Like

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Speaker 2: I find weird fucking random people in the middle of

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Speaker 2: about them, and I mean obscure people. Yeah, you do

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Speaker 2: like five like two hundred views.

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Speaker 1: When you were looking over my shoulder on my TikTok

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Speaker 3: And I was like, I'm not doing that.

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Speaker 2: I knew you. I knew you could tell.

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Speaker 1: I just like I don't like doing that. Also, I

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Speaker 2: Is that a Versaci suit?

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Speaker 1: No, it's like just a random guy in a weird suit.

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Speaker 1: I really like his vibe, though, Like why do I

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Speaker 1: want to South?

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Speaker 2: This is literally me?

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Speaker 1: And did we go get me a suit for tomorrow?

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Speaker 3: I could wear thing?

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Speaker 2: Before I like rudely interrupted you.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Pro oh, I'm so bad at it, Like I just.

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Speaker 2: Hate you were saying something else but shar keep.

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Speaker 1: Going, oh that you're really good at it, is that

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Speaker 1: I don't want to do that. It's so fucking boring

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Speaker 1: to me.

445
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:29,720
Speaker 2: It's so lit, bro, you like you know it's.

446
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:34,000
Speaker 1: Because you're really good at it. But also, I I

447
00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:36,680
Speaker 1: use TikTok, I don't know what I watch because every

448
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:39,320
Speaker 1: time I open the app, I don't watch through a

449
00:23:39,359 --> 00:23:42,679
Speaker 1: single fucking video Like I it takes so much to

450
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:45,720
Speaker 1: get my attention or it has to be immediate because

451
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:47,280
Speaker 1: I feel like you've seen me do it. I just

452
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:50,880
Speaker 1: like when I open TikTok, I'm just like yeah, it's

453
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:53,240
Speaker 1: like I literally just go through until I see something

454
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:55,520
Speaker 1: that catches my eye. Like I'm going on there for

455
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,440
Speaker 1: a specific vibe, and if I don't catch it in

456
00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:59,399
Speaker 1: the first few ones, I just go to in studie.

457
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Speaker 7: I see like the most pathetic people on TikTok. Like

458
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:04,879
Speaker 7: I was scrolling and there's this guy on a plane

459
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:07,240
Speaker 7: and he took a selfie with an iPad.

460
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Speaker 4: H oh, yeah, the guy behind him.

461
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:32,960
Speaker 1: The guy behind that guy was so you know, I

462
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:33,520
Speaker 1: was actually.

463
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:35,560
Speaker 7: Talking about the guy taking the photo. The guy behind

464
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:38,680
Speaker 7: it seemed cute. Oh yeah, he was the guy behind him.

465
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:45,160
Speaker 1: Selfie guy. I really like playing selfie guy. The pathetic

466
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:46,960
Speaker 1: playing guy is such a bummer though.

467
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Speaker 3: The one behind him.

468
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Speaker 1: The one like, yeah, he was like he wanted he

469
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:52,400
Speaker 1: was having main characters.

470
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Speaker 7: And the one in the back. In the comments, people

471
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:57,320
Speaker 7: were saying, he looks like Luigi has Luigi vibes. I'm

472
00:24:57,560 --> 00:25:02,240
Speaker 7: I'm talking about the game No, from the assassination.

473
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:03,960
Speaker 2: Oh you want to look like an assess.

474
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:06,280
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's weird. It's weird in this climate to

475
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:08,520
Speaker 1: want to look like an assassinator kind newman.

476
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:12,879
Speaker 7: Okay, well, I'm just saying esthetically, not like, you know, ideologically.

477
00:25:13,359 --> 00:25:15,040
Speaker 2: Oh so you wouldn't want to kill the rich?

478
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,840
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, yeah, you're picking your song a boot liquor.

479
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:20,280
Speaker 8: No.

480
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:24,600
Speaker 2: That that fucking video taking off in that way was

481
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:29,840
Speaker 2: absolutely insane. I literally could not believe the reaction it

482
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:32,919
Speaker 2: was getting because like fifty views, yeah, it's got like

483
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:36,280
Speaker 2: ten million likes. It was like number in the top

484
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:39,880
Speaker 2: ten most popular videos on TikTok for the week.

485
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Speaker 7: I feel like whenever a video gets that many views,

486
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:45,960
Speaker 7: it like transcends language barriers. It's all something like human

487
00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:46,800
Speaker 7: that you're capturing.

488
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:49,960
Speaker 2: It's like hitting like the Middle East right now, Like

489
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:54,159
Speaker 2: it's like yeah, worldwide. Yeah, I've literally gone. And like

490
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:56,080
Speaker 2: the craziest thing is like when I posted it, I

491
00:25:56,119 --> 00:25:58,800
Speaker 2: was like, oh, this is just like a uh, just

492
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:01,640
Speaker 2: a good a draft I'm posting because TikTok's getting banned,

493
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:05,359
Speaker 2: Like it's gonna just get twenty thousand likes, but like, bro,

494
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:09,800
Speaker 2: like the amount of them, then you're fucking n it

495
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:15,200
Speaker 2: can take off. But anyways, dollar sign elfie coin, dollar

496
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:20,640
Speaker 2: sign elfie coin dropping soon, Selfie helping coin dropping, yeah,

497
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:24,760
Speaker 2: selfie selfie iPad kid coin. No, but we're going global, y'all.

498
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:27,600
Speaker 2: Like I'm about to do podcasts like Britney Broskiy hit

499
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:29,600
Speaker 2: me up to do her podcast, Tricia Pays hit me

500
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:32,560
Speaker 2: up to do her podcast A clean selfie guy Ellen DeGeneres.

501
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:35,240
Speaker 1: Obviously he's manager right now. But don't worry, guys, I'm

502
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:37,080
Speaker 1: only taking ninety percent. He's getting done.

503
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:37,960
Speaker 3: It's getting kind of.

504
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:38,920
Speaker 2: Everything so fair.

505
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:39,399
Speaker 3: Yeah.

506
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:41,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have a link up with a hot tour

507
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:44,119
Speaker 2: girl coming soon. But no, it was so funny, like

508
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:47,560
Speaker 2: people like it's if you know me and you know us,

509
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:51,680
Speaker 2: Like it's very obvious a troll, obviously a troll. But

510
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:53,640
Speaker 2: the amount of comments that were like, oh my god,

511
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:56,560
Speaker 2: this is so wholesome, like I love his energy, like

512
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 2: he really doesn't care about anybody else around him, which

513
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:03,640
Speaker 2: is very true, Like I really don't give a fuck it.

514
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:05,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's rerue.

515
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:08,120
Speaker 2: But my favorite comment was like, oh, I like his smile.

516
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:09,440
Speaker 2: His smile is so.

517
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:16,879
Speaker 1: Cute, and it's you doing this smile. No, that was

518
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:17,880
Speaker 1: pre that smile.

519
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:24,360
Speaker 7: I think the underrated draft was the one where it looks.

520
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,720
Speaker 2: Like you just ate poop and yeah, that did not

521
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,040
Speaker 2: that did not take.

522
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 9: Lick that?

523
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 8: What is that?

524
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:32,119
Speaker 1: Do? Do?

525
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:37,480
Speaker 2: Lick that? But eat that? But eat that? What?

526
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 1: Yeah?

527
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:43,880
Speaker 2: The draft dump was very melodramatic of me, And honestly,

528
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 2: I was watching I was watching them. It's lead pain.

529
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:03,800
Speaker 2: Did you watch my story kai on TikTok?

530
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:05,440
Speaker 7: No, I didn't see that.

531
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 2: The amount of drafts I had of me just staring

532
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:11,640
Speaker 2: at the camera with a filter with a creepy song

533
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:16,080
Speaker 2: behind me was actually insane, probably twenty more loaded up

534
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:17,280
Speaker 2: if I Yeah.

535
00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:18,879
Speaker 1: You had a lot of drafts that were just that.

536
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:20,440
Speaker 1: It was kind of eerie.

537
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:22,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was crying laughing at all the people that

538
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:25,040
Speaker 2: deleted TikTok off their phone in the second hand and

539
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:27,119
Speaker 2: they couldn't get back in, so they were having to

540
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:30,359
Speaker 2: watch it through like email in Safari and ship.

541
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:33,640
Speaker 7: You still can't access it rightly.

542
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:33,680
Speaker 3: On the app store.

543
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:36,840
Speaker 7: I thought you put it because I send you stuff

544
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:37,800
Speaker 7: and you said you can't watch it.

545
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:41,240
Speaker 2: I thought, are you airing my shit out like that?

546
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:44,920
Speaker 7: That's not that's thought you ever thought.

547
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 1: He's just like ignoring you and wants wanted it like

548
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:49,160
Speaker 1: the perfect excuse to not reply.

549
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:49,840
Speaker 7: Impossible.

550
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 2: I don't have TikTok okay, honestly, TikTok's bunk as fuck,

551
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:58,160
Speaker 2: Like y'all, yeah, y'all use that app. I'll be fine

552
00:28:58,200 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 2: without it.

553
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 1: I really, I am at a crossroads, like something about

554
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:03,960
Speaker 1: it does feel a little tainted. But I'm like, y'all

555
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:06,320
Speaker 1: can't take this from us, like you already like you

556
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 1: can't take it from us.

557
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:09,760
Speaker 3: We'll see what happens in life.

558
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 7: I just hope it doesn't become like what They don't

559
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:14,080
Speaker 7: have the reels algorithms.

560
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:15,640
Speaker 1: I know, because that's what that's what I'm worried about

561
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 1: it and I'm scared.

562
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:19,360
Speaker 2: The The reason why TikTok works so well is because

563
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:22,720
Speaker 2: it actually pays random people to post, so it can

564
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,040
Speaker 2: it can become a side hustle for them, and it

565
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:28,040
Speaker 2: incentivizes them. And it's like, oh, I can make fucking

566
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,760
Speaker 2: an extra thousand dollars a month by posting on TikTok,

567
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:33,719
Speaker 2: and all I do is just vlog my life like duh,

568
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:36,959
Speaker 2: Like I'm gonna do that, and no other app has that.

569
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 2: And that's why TikTok works so well is because it's

570
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 2: so fucking human, because actually real humans are posting on it,

571
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:46,920
Speaker 2: and it's not just these like social media influences. Yeah,

572
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:50,959
Speaker 2: like it's perfect. It's perfect down to the last menu detail.

573
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:55,840
Speaker 2: And if they take away the money, then it'll die

574
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 2: very quickly.

575
00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 1: The little Trump message boot to Meda, you're crazy. As

576
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 1: I even read that shit, you're not an idiot. I

577
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 1: feel like I only read what it said when people

578
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 1: were posting their screenshots that it wasn't working anymore, and

579
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:11,320
Speaker 1: even that I was just typing.

580
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:14,120
Speaker 2: I was like, whatever, whatever, what's scary as it wasn't

581
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 2: for us, it was for like the fourteen to seventeen

582
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:20,440
Speaker 2: year old boys that use TikTok that are like voting

583
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:24,560
Speaker 2: in the next election in four years. They see that

584
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:27,360
Speaker 2: and they're like, oh, President Trump saved TikTok. I'm gonna

585
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 2: vote for the Red Party.

586
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, y'all are dumb enough to fucking fall for that shit.

587
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 1: I hope your mom comes home drunk as fucking beats

588
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:36,360
Speaker 1: the living shit out of you.

589
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:43,479
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I genuinely hope. I genuinely hope Trump gets cancer.

590
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:46,760
Speaker 2: I hope his insides melt out of his ass. Sorry.

591
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,720
Speaker 1: This episode is literally us like having a funny, fun

592
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 1: conversation and then it it literally it always leads back

593
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 1: to the fonk like it always. But that's why I'm

594
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:57,120
Speaker 1: saying this is the last episode I'm talking about those

595
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 1: fucking nasty ass men. Other than this, you won't hear

596
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:01,960
Speaker 1: anything from me because I'm not giving them the time

597
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:02,320
Speaker 1: of day.

598
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:03,200
Speaker 3: Like I'm not wasting my.

599
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:08,960
Speaker 2: Am I allowed to say that I.

600
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:18,440
Speaker 1: Found this TikTok. That's literally just the what this podcast is.

601
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:22,400
Speaker 1: Two girls and the boy they bully.

602
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:30,640
Speaker 2: Actually catch me by my shoulders. I'm gonna line down, Okay,

603
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:31,240
Speaker 2: just look.

604
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:38,560
Speaker 7: Up, thank you.

605
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 8: I was literally about to.

606
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 1: Break my neck, bro, like we are pushing thirty.

607
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:49,440
Speaker 3: What chip chip of the chair?

608
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:55,680
Speaker 2: No A yeah, a spicy Freedo, which I think is

609
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:57,720
Speaker 2: the best chip I ever made. Remember when being called

610
00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:01,920
Speaker 2: a local was like a read Like, now all we

611
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:03,800
Speaker 2: think for is wanting to be called locals.

612
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:07,240
Speaker 1: Also, what's so funny is like the audacity to call

613
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:10,000
Speaker 1: someone a local. And everybody who said my locals was

614
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:12,160
Speaker 1: just either at college or made a rash decision to

615
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 1: move out of their sting, or.

616
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:14,720
Speaker 2: Was a fucking loser online.

617
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:17,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, like my locals. I never I will say, I

618
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:20,239
Speaker 1: never said my looks. I've always loved my local like

619
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:23,720
Speaker 1: I've always loved I always.

620
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 2: Like I know, I used it derogatory. I was like

621
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 2: my fucking locals. I hate my locals. But it's also

622
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:33,720
Speaker 2: because I grew up in a I'm not even gonna

623
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 2: talk about it.

624
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:36,120
Speaker 1: I'm not going to talk about it.

625
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,160
Speaker 2: I grew up being called slurs.

626
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:42,240
Speaker 1: Well, I'm having the kind of period that feels like

627
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:45,959
Speaker 1: it is the period of Christmas pass.

628
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:47,600
Speaker 2: Do you want me to talk to your uterus?

629
00:32:50,840 --> 00:33:01,200
Speaker 8: Yeahs in uterus, I'm talking to to you right now.

630
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:10,800
Speaker 8: Stop hurting my girlfriend. Okay, you dor I'm gonna I'm

631
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:13,760
Speaker 8: gonna beat the ship out of you if you don't

632
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:15,560
Speaker 8: stop hurting and making.

633
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 4: Her believe and you're going to hit me, just get down.

634
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,320
Speaker 8: So she need her to stop bleeding out of her

635
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 8: vagina because of you. You're really really getting You're getting

636
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:29,720
Speaker 8: in the way of a lot of things. So uterus,

637
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:33,520
Speaker 8: I'm trailing you now. I'm your worst enemy.

638
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:39,080
Speaker 1: I am your nightmare. No, but sometimes I feel like

639
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:43,040
Speaker 1: I have like a like I have too many chill

640
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 1: periods where they're like seamless, I'm just bleeding whatever, no

641
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,440
Speaker 1: big deal, and I know, cramps or anything, and then

642
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:50,800
Speaker 1: just one month it feels like somebody ran up to

643
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:53,920
Speaker 1: me with steel toad boots, kicked me in the vagina,

644
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:57,400
Speaker 1: threw me on the pavement, stepped on my lower back,

645
00:33:57,480 --> 00:34:00,080
Speaker 1: and then turned me over and grabbed two runches and

646
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:01,840
Speaker 1: like this with my nipples in them.

647
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:05,880
Speaker 2: Well, your nipples hurt on your period, my boobs, you

648
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 2: need massage.

649
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 1: Honestly, Yeah, Like the thing is ill. Come on, that's disgusting,

650
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,319
Speaker 1: Like I can't even like it's don't say that kind

651
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:18,240
Speaker 1: of shit to me ever again.

652
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 3: Okay, just watch yourself.

653
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:24,920
Speaker 1: Oh my god, why is doing makeup? Actually really hard, guys.

654
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 1: Like I'm I'm talking about a lot of girl things

655
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:29,840
Speaker 1: that y'all can't understand. But last night I was feeling

656
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:31,360
Speaker 1: brave and I was like, I haven't played with makeup

657
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:31,839
Speaker 1: in so long?

658
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:32,840
Speaker 2: You really haven't that.

659
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:34,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, I'm gonna do my makeup to

660
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 1: see maybe on my birthday I do my makeup. No, no,

661
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:41,560
Speaker 1: I don't even have photo evidence of what I did

662
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:44,799
Speaker 1: last night because I was humiliated, Like I said it

663
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:47,240
Speaker 1: from the mirror and was like, yes, I'm gonna go crazy.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna give like glamour down. I washed my like

665
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:55,719
Speaker 1: I literally, I'm not kidding. I've never gone in bed

666
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 1: faster like I like, I like washed my face half half.

667
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 3: All over and went to bed. I can't do it.

668
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:03,719
Speaker 3: It's embarrassing.

669
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, makeup is really hard. You know what else is hard? What?

670
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:08,919
Speaker 2: Being a man?

671
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:10,760
Speaker 7: Actually?

672
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:11,560
Speaker 4: Yeah?

673
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, guys, like just generally just being a man.

674
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:16,799
Speaker 3: Well, like what about.

675
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:17,960
Speaker 7: It hearing about periods?

676
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:20,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, having to protect women.

677
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:23,400
Speaker 7: My whole life is protecting women constantly.

678
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:28,720
Speaker 2: Like not being able to chase after them.

679
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:29,080
Speaker 1: Not being able to chase after that.

680
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just like it's un ironically you.

681
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 1: Chase people normally yes, is that like a hobby?

682
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:42,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, but no, like actually, like being a man is hard.

683
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:46,440
Speaker 7: But doing that period similar to did make us feel

684
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:47,800
Speaker 7: what it was like to be a woman. And actually

685
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:49,480
Speaker 7: I redact what I said, and it's actually way harder

686
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:50,319
Speaker 7: to be a woman.

687
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:52,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna say, it's hell easy like that

688
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 2: period shit like y'all complain that.

689
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:55,200
Speaker 7: Shit hurts so bad?

690
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:59,520
Speaker 2: You were moaning, guy, I know, roll the clip.

691
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:02,680
Speaker 7: No, no, I'm gonna I'm.

692
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:04,719
Speaker 5: Too.

693
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:12,359
Speaker 1: Also, uh, Lucas and Josiah were waxing Lucas's legs in

694
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:17,120
Speaker 1: the crib and it was the most like Patrick was there.

695
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:20,160
Speaker 1: Josh was filming it, and I was like, this is

696
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:23,239
Speaker 1: the most homo erotic thing ever because I was in

697
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:26,320
Speaker 1: the kitchen and all I heard was like them moaning

698
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:29,680
Speaker 1: and groaning and like all laughing and then getting really silent.

699
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 3: While one of them was moaning and groaning, and it was.

700
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 2: Really did you record any of it? I think I did,

701
00:36:35,239 --> 00:36:37,400
Speaker 2: I think, because I need to hear that audio.

702
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:39,279
Speaker 1: Like I don't know if I got any of the

703
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:41,359
Speaker 1: moaning and groaning because it was really gross and I

704
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:44,040
Speaker 1: was like, ill take it somewhere else, But I did

705
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:47,360
Speaker 1: get this video of Lucas asking Josiah if he should

706
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 1: turn over all right, and then at one point they

707
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:01,840
Speaker 1: were just playing Boston. No, it was just Lucas and Josie,

708
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 1: and I was like, this is the weirdest thing. So

709
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:08,120
Speaker 1: Wed such a weird fucking vibe, and it's really starting

710
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:09,239
Speaker 1: to feel like we're a bit too.

711
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:10,239
Speaker 3: Old to be doing that shit.

712
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 1: But also, guys, we're reworking the world's I fear we're

713
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:16,359
Speaker 1: reworking it.

714
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:19,920
Speaker 2: We're gonna be roommates forever, not because we want to,

715
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 2: but because we have to.

716
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 1: Why aren't you gonna marry like a pretty girl or something.

717
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:29,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have.

718
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 1: To go off and marry a pretty girl.

719
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:33,719
Speaker 2: To go off and marry a pretty girl and start

720
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:37,480
Speaker 2: a family, imagine that art for me. Like, I swear

721
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 2: there will be a time in my life that I

722
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:43,880
Speaker 2: enter spiritual psychosis, religious psychosis and like become hyper religious

723
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:46,719
Speaker 2: and like denounce all gay like low anthony, and like

724
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:50,960
Speaker 2: become just like a normal person. Oh no, he's kidding.

725
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:51,480
Speaker 2: Being gay is.

726
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 1: Normal, rolling your eyes like eyes, being gay's like, actually.

727
00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 2: I just I can feel it in my cards, Like

728
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:01,160
Speaker 2: I'm just like a little crazy.

729
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:03,720
Speaker 1: Because it has to be like I guess being straight

730
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:05,840
Speaker 1: is a little crazy. Like I'm not even kidding. I

731
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:07,279
Speaker 1: was thinking about it in the car right over here.

732
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:09,000
Speaker 1: And this is gonna sound so annoying, but if you

733
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 1: actually give a fuck about like gender and genitals, you

734
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:16,960
Speaker 1: are weird as fuck. Like you are weird as fuck

735
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,239
Speaker 1: to me, and I am so sorry, but like it's

736
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:21,319
Speaker 1: just the weirdest thing to give a fuck about. Like,

737
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:24,439
Speaker 1: if you find someone bad and you're attracted to them,

738
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 1: you're gonna get to freaking one way or another, trust

739
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:29,600
Speaker 1: and believe like you will find it, like there is

740
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:30,440
Speaker 1: something there.

741
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:33,360
Speaker 3: But I think some people are literally just too boring,

742
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:34,000
Speaker 3: Like I don't.

743
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:38,439
Speaker 2: Know, be they're fuck improved, you're losers. That's the other

744
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 2: thing about Mark Zuckerberg is he has one fucking body.

745
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:45,160
Speaker 2: That's why that's why he's a fucking power hungry loser

746
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:47,760
Speaker 2: is because he has one body. He's a fucking prude

747
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:50,560
Speaker 2: little twerp with a baby fucking penis that he never

748
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:51,640
Speaker 2: gets to fucking use.

749
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:57,400
Speaker 1: Oh, somebody, somebody who gets hot hired because I know

750
00:38:57,480 --> 00:39:00,399
Speaker 1: Dan will. They are not fucking like taking care about

751
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:03,280
Speaker 1: anything in their homes by themselves. So anybody who works

752
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:05,600
Speaker 1: in their house. To any capacity, you should sneak near

753
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:07,800
Speaker 1: into Mark Zuckerberg's cameras.

754
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:09,240
Speaker 2: Sneak cameras into the house.

755
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:10,319
Speaker 3: Oh I don't want to see that.

756
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:15,719
Speaker 2: No, I need to imp Oh yeah, one time, we're

757
00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:17,920
Speaker 2: gonna say no. I was just gonna change the subject

758
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:23,120
Speaker 2: one time. Another story that I've never told because it

759
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:27,040
Speaker 2: scared the ever living shit out of me. It was

760
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:33,640
Speaker 2: the most terrified I've ever been in my life. I Uh,

761
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 2: for some reason, do you know Lisa and Lina. Yeah,

762
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:41,279
Speaker 2: for some reason, when I was like sixteen, I thought

763
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:44,080
Speaker 2: it would be the funniest thing in the world to

764
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 2: start a death hoaks for them. So I started Alisa

765
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:52,080
Speaker 2: Lena death hoax and got it like trending number one

766
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:55,520
Speaker 2: on Twitter, and it was so bad. It had like

767
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,879
Speaker 2: forty thousand tweets on it, and it was so bad

768
00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:00,120
Speaker 2: that they had to like make response videos to to

769
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:02,200
Speaker 2: it and be like I'm not dead, and they all

770
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 2: tracked dead. All of their fans tracked it back to

771
00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:08,759
Speaker 2: me and was like, that's just literally not funny, Like

772
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 2: starting a death hoox like actually isn't funny. I was

773
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 2: like shaking in my bed and like it was like

774
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:15,600
Speaker 2: a bunch of like thirteen fourteen, fifty sixteen year old.

775
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:17,799
Speaker 3: Girls, right, because twelve year olds are getting there.

776
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:18,080
Speaker 1: Yeah.

777
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:21,279
Speaker 2: No, like they were eating me up and like they

778
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 2: like I was not safe on the internet for a week,

779
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:27,960
Speaker 2: Like they they had shooters like ready to fucking go the.

780
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:31,600
Speaker 1: National Guard, your count they were at your like little

781
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:33,320
Speaker 1: post buttons standing around.

782
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:35,680
Speaker 2: I still think death hookses are hilarious.

783
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,120
Speaker 3: No, it is funny, but.

784
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:41,240
Speaker 2: Like like I gave you all permission to just start

785
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:41,880
Speaker 2: death hookses.

786
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:42,799
Speaker 3: It's like.

787
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:46,680
Speaker 1: It is funny because it's just like, bro, like what

788
00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:47,000
Speaker 1: do you.

789
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:47,760
Speaker 3: Mean he died?

790
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:52,280
Speaker 1: Like also, I love a memorial like compilation of Drim.

791
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 2: That's all I think about, jumping. Yeah, that's all I

792
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:58,680
Speaker 2: think about is like my photos, Like they're gonna like

793
00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:00,560
Speaker 2: people who don't know who I am, and they're gonna

794
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:02,560
Speaker 2: be like, oh wait, that kid died. That's so sad.

795
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:05,399
Speaker 2: They go to my Instagram and it's just those photos,

796
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:08,440
Speaker 2: like literally, what do I look like? Does anybody actually

797
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:10,959
Speaker 2: know what I look like? Like it's actually crazy.

798
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:13,319
Speaker 1: But I have never thought about that, Like the day

799
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:15,080
Speaker 1: people have to just like look you and be like,

800
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:16,840
Speaker 1: oh I've seen a video of him. Oh the selfie

801
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:18,080
Speaker 1: playing guy, the.

802
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:21,360
Speaker 2: Plain selfie guy died. Oh fuck, I have to liquidate

803
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:26,600
Speaker 2: my elfie coin, my dollar sign elfie coin.

804
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:31,040
Speaker 7: That's genius? Is that not a lot smartest?

805
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:32,640
Speaker 2: I've been saying it for the last ten minutes, and

806
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:34,920
Speaker 2: I'm saying to you know, it's like.

807
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:37,880
Speaker 1: It's good, but it's as good as like emoji restaurant.

808
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 3: It's good.

809
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:40,440
Speaker 2: Do you know about the restaurant?

810
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:41,080
Speaker 7: Yeah?

811
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:48,360
Speaker 2: Have I talked about it on this Leslie Emoji restaurant

812
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:50,840
Speaker 2: such a follower.

813
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:55,120
Speaker 1: Like you reintroduced the same ideas under like a different umbrella.

814
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:57,680
Speaker 2: You know, it's fucked up? Is last night or the

815
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:00,319
Speaker 2: night before, me and Josh were talking about just like

816
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 2: how nice it would be to have like a second

817
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:06,399
Speaker 2: you to like go and like be social and then

818
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:07,920
Speaker 2: I can just sit in my bed and rod on

819
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:10,080
Speaker 2: TikTok all day and like I have a second person

820
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:13,040
Speaker 2: taking care of like my job, my social relationships and

821
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:15,200
Speaker 2: all that shit, which like that's why I need the

822
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 2: personal AI think you've been telling me about kai Oh yeah, yeah,

823
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:22,759
Speaker 2: But I was like, damn, Like that's such a good

824
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:25,200
Speaker 2: idea for like a short film or even like a movie,

825
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:27,239
Speaker 2: like to adapt that into a movie. And then I

826
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:29,920
Speaker 2: sat up, I talked about it or thought about it

827
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 2: for three more seconds, and I was like, oh, so

828
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:34,560
Speaker 2: literally the substance Like I literally want to make the

829
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:39,440
Speaker 2: substance too, Like, Okay, I do that all the time,

830
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:41,800
Speaker 2: where I think I come up with these like amazing ideas,

831
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:44,080
Speaker 2: and then they've been done four hundred times.

832
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 1: Did I do the same thing. I'll be like, no

833
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:50,120
Speaker 1: one's ever done this before, And I take a picture

834
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:52,480
Speaker 1: of its ascent to somebody, and then my phone takes

835
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 1: that photo and goes through my whole iPhone. It shows

836
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:57,640
Speaker 1: me on every application something similar to what I'm doing currently.

837
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:06,760
Speaker 2: I mean consciousness. Uh, and ideas are a cosmic bubble

838
00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:11,399
Speaker 2: that you can reach into and connect to, but all

839
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:14,680
Speaker 2: of the ideas everyone else in the world can reach into.

840
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:18,160
Speaker 2: And so once you have an idea out there, do it,

841
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:19,239
Speaker 2: take hold of it.

842
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:21,200
Speaker 8: Wow?

843
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:25,720
Speaker 3: Thank you? Are you okay?

844
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 8: Bro?

845
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:28,439
Speaker 2: No, everything in my life is bad.

846
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:30,000
Speaker 1: No, I'm right here.

847
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:31,400
Speaker 4: I'm right here on my birthday.

848
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:34,359
Speaker 2: You literally are like hello.

849
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:37,440
Speaker 1: Also, if you ask somebody whose birthday is coming up

850
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:39,560
Speaker 1: what they're doing for their birthday, like, what are you

851
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 1: gonna do?

852
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 3: Like, what are we gonna do?

853
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:44,880
Speaker 1: Suck my fucking ticking balls from the back while I'm

854
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:47,640
Speaker 1: bent over after running eight miles, like, literally, are you

855
00:43:47,719 --> 00:43:48,359
Speaker 1: dumb as fuck?

856
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 9: What do you mean?

857
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:49,840
Speaker 3: What are we gonna do?

858
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:53,719
Speaker 1: Who's wee? Bitch? Like leave me the fuck alone? And

859
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:55,600
Speaker 1: that sounds so mean because a lot of my close

860
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:57,319
Speaker 1: friends have asked me that, and I'm down for that.

861
00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:00,319
Speaker 1: But like the stranglers who like or nothing, it's just

862
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 1: the killers, the stragglers who I'm not that close to,

863
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:08,440
Speaker 1: who will just text me this week and be like,

864
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:08,920
Speaker 1: what are we.

865
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:09,279
Speaker 3: Doing for you?

866
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:11,799
Speaker 2: Driving your friends that text you what you're doing for

867
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:14,800
Speaker 2: your birthday? As stragglers is run crazy?

868
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:16,839
Speaker 3: No, no, you know what I mean.

869
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,160
Speaker 1: Like the people who I'm like, I see every now

870
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 1: and then, but I just so happened to fall into

871
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:23,239
Speaker 1: conversation with and then they're like, oh my god, it's

872
00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:25,400
Speaker 1: your birthday soon. What are you going to do? Like

873
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 1: do you have plans? Like, what's the plan? What's the plan?

874
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:30,439
Speaker 3: Bitch?

875
00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:33,200
Speaker 1: If you want a free fucking meal, tell me you

876
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:34,919
Speaker 1: want to take me on a day and I'll pay,

877
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,120
Speaker 1: I'll literally pay.

878
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:37,120
Speaker 8: Yeah.

879
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:37,560
Speaker 6: But yeah.

880
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 1: But also it's just because I'm the kind of person who, again,

881
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:44,000
Speaker 1: I want attention, but I refuse to demand it. And

882
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:45,840
Speaker 1: I just wish everyone kind of knew it was my

883
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:48,080
Speaker 1: birthday and could read my mind and just do something

884
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:50,800
Speaker 1: for me, because like, I don't want to decide, and.

885
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:53,120
Speaker 2: I just can never tell if you want to do

886
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:53,799
Speaker 2: something for your.

887
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:56,359
Speaker 1: Birthday because if anybody does anything that is exactly what

888
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:59,080
Speaker 1: I want, I don't know what I want.

889
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 2: Whatever. The opposite of sapio sexual is, that's what I am?

890
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:08,400
Speaker 2: What the fuck does that mean some a sapio sexual

891
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:10,640
Speaker 2: as someone like attracted to intelligence?

892
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:11,359
Speaker 7: What I am?

893
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:14,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, kaids of sapio sexual, I'm the opposite of that.

894
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 7: Timbo Yeah, membosexual? Oh, bembo sexual, Yeah, bembo sexual.

895
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:23,880
Speaker 3: Do you just like want somebody who's dumb as brick?

896
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:24,960
Speaker 2: I just want control?

897
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I mean I'm glad you couldn't recognize that.

898
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:34,520
Speaker 2: No, I really do think stupid people that aren't Republicans

899
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:35,360
Speaker 2: are cool.

900
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:38,759
Speaker 1: No, I genuinely I feel like we talk about that

901
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:40,839
Speaker 1: all the time. It's people who are just living on

902
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:45,880
Speaker 1: like kind of a disconnected realm, are kind of lit.

903
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:49,920
Speaker 2: Everything is bad, No, everything.

904
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:51,239
Speaker 3: Is good, and everything is embarrassing.

905
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:53,880
Speaker 1: I don't know, guys, I really woke up on the

906
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:55,719
Speaker 1: right side of the bed today and it only took

907
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:57,360
Speaker 1: me three tries because I've been trying to wake up

908
00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:58,960
Speaker 1: since nine am and I didn't get out of my

909
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,000
Speaker 1: bed until eleven and four.

910
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:03,920
Speaker 2: I woke up at six thirty in the morning and

911
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:06,360
Speaker 2: was like up an at onm like I know, was

912
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 2: pissing me off. I was like, I normally just wake

913
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:14,000
Speaker 2: up hella early, like automatically, but six thirty the sun

914
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 2: wasn't even fucking up yet, and I was so pissed

915
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:18,040
Speaker 2: and I could not go back to sleep.

916
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:21,280
Speaker 1: I just love sleeping, and it's really bad.

917
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:23,319
Speaker 2: I did fall back asleep. This is what I wanted

918
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:25,759
Speaker 2: to talk about. I did fall back asleep at like

919
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 2: nine thirty and woke up at like ten fifteen or

920
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:35,520
Speaker 2: something like that. Tell me why I had the most

921
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:41,400
Speaker 2: like horrible dreams ever that I was just perpetually overdosing

922
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:45,800
Speaker 2: and accidentally taking handfuls of xanax thinking they were men's

923
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,400
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding, Like literally it happened three times, and

924
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:51,400
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, here we go again, like gotta

925
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:52,920
Speaker 2: get fucking narcand or whatever.

926
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:53,600
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

927
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:55,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. It was horrible, and like I in

928
00:46:55,719 --> 00:46:58,520
Speaker 2: real life, I could feel my mouth like open.

929
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:01,840
Speaker 10: So I hate that you did that face because I

930
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:05,840
Speaker 10: just thought of the TikTok, like how customers look at

931
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:09,080
Speaker 10: me one like you just looked like when you had

932
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:10,759
Speaker 10: that one filter on, Like this.

933
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 3: Is really.

934
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:19,160
Speaker 1: You.

935
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:22,280
Speaker 3: I don't like that anymore. It's kind of really gross.

936
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:29,879
Speaker 3: It's nasty. Well shit, mm hmm.

937
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:32,920
Speaker 7: You can't do that. You can't look at me and

938
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:35,920
Speaker 7: make that face. If this was any other working environment,

939
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:38,799
Speaker 7: that would not be appropriate. He stuck his tongue out

940
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:39,799
Speaker 7: and like wagoned it at me.

941
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:44,320
Speaker 2: Such a perv for sexualizing.

942
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:46,920
Speaker 7: That, sexualizing the most sexual thing that you can do

943
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 7: with it to someone so gross.

944
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:52,040
Speaker 1: I know, I hate that you and Josie do it.

945
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:56,759
Speaker 1: It's so disgusting, Like it is really nasty, it's vile.

946
00:47:57,120 --> 00:48:00,000
Speaker 2: It's like, why is it so gross.

947
00:47:59,719 --> 00:48:00,400
Speaker 3: That I don't know?

948
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:01,960
Speaker 1: Oh but I did. I guess I did do that

949
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:11,160
Speaker 1: a lady. I remember, wait, I think we cut it

950
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:13,840
Speaker 1: out honestly, Like this is my secret.

951
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:16,120
Speaker 3: To share, This is the one I would have shared for.

952
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:22,680
Speaker 1: This lady made me so mad at in road rage

953
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:25,200
Speaker 1: because I had the right away and she was being

954
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:27,560
Speaker 1: a fucking bitch. It was this older, fucking white lady.

955
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:31,239
Speaker 1: She had been like sixty three and I had the

956
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:33,760
Speaker 1: right away and I wasn't moving fast enough for her liking,

957
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:36,920
Speaker 1: so her car was like her face was right here

958
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:38,719
Speaker 1: out my window because she was trying to get into

959
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:41,359
Speaker 1: a spot. I don't even remember the setting. All I

960
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:45,239
Speaker 1: remember is I was like moving too slow. So she

961
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:46,600
Speaker 1: honked at me and then looked at me and was

962
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:49,360
Speaker 1: like started yelling, and I was like, bitch, fuck you.

963
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:51,880
Speaker 1: And then I was like bye, like bye bye bye,

964
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:54,280
Speaker 1: like whatever, and we got into this back and forth

965
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:56,600
Speaker 1: and she kept holding her horn down, so I did

966
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:59,880
Speaker 1: that face at her. She literally was like, that's so

967
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,920
Speaker 1: and then he just backed up and dipped.

968
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:04,319
Speaker 3: She literally was.

969
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:11,960
Speaker 1: It's okay because in her head, I'm straight as a bone,

970
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,320
Speaker 1: So it's not even like a crash.

971
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:15,759
Speaker 2: She deserved it. But what is the problem is it?

972
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:17,279
Speaker 1: Like what just nasty?

973
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:21,040
Speaker 2: Like why is that the one so shocked? Because I

974
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:24,640
Speaker 2: have a friend who works as a pilot and he

975
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:28,120
Speaker 2: had like a co pilot, like do that face at

976
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 2: like the people like doing that that ship out front,

977
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:36,520
Speaker 2: like the traffic director didn't got in trouble and got

978
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:40,719
Speaker 2: fired for doing that. My friend was like he was

979
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:42,919
Speaker 2: like it was such a chill guy and I don't

980
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:44,440
Speaker 2: know where the fuck it came from, and it was

981
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:47,840
Speaker 2: so nasty, like it really scared me and he lost

982
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:48,480
Speaker 2: his job.

983
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:54,239
Speaker 10: It is it is really fucking crazy, Like I.

984
00:49:54,239 --> 00:49:55,640
Speaker 2: Think it's I think it's hilarious.

985
00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:58,360
Speaker 1: Did it? I felt fucking insane and.

986
00:49:58,239 --> 00:50:01,200
Speaker 2: I like it was wait can you do it? But

987
00:50:01,239 --> 00:50:04,359
Speaker 2: like hide it? No, just please, no, I need to see.

988
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:07,000
Speaker 1: It's unlike you and like it's funny to you because

989
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,040
Speaker 1: you're not about it, like you know what I mean,

990
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:11,239
Speaker 1: Like it's not but if I did, if I did that,

991
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:12,759
Speaker 1: even on camera, even like.

992
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:18,680
Speaker 2: I munchbox, I munchbox. Hello, Yeah, I'm obsessed with Margaret Qually.

993
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:25,360
Speaker 3: What about sad to do with it? She's a married woman.

994
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:28,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, to a fucking freak bitch that I can overpower.

995
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 3: Oh well you heard it here first.

996
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:41,680
Speaker 2: Margaret come here, queen, come queen out with me. Margaret.

997
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:44,560
Speaker 2: Also her name being Margaret.

998
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:48,920
Speaker 1: I always pronounced it Margot quality by accident.

999
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:52,520
Speaker 2: Margot Quality, yeah, Margot Quality. And Margaret Robbie.

1000
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:53,600
Speaker 1: What's her name?

1001
00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:58,239
Speaker 2: Margaret Quality, Yeah, Margot Quality. That's yeah, I know that's

1002
00:50:58,239 --> 00:50:58,880
Speaker 2: what I was.

1003
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:02,480
Speaker 3: Just I was like, wait, so I have been saying it.

1004
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:06,080
Speaker 2: Right, Margaret Robbie, Margaret Robbie.

1005
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:06,879
Speaker 3: Is that her new name?

1006
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:12,880
Speaker 2: Margaret Robbie? Please saw what I thought? That was easy

1007
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:13,640
Speaker 2: to puzzle together?

1008
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:15,279
Speaker 1: Wait, like, who is that?

1009
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:16,399
Speaker 3: Is that the Barbie girl?

1010
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1011
00:51:17,239 --> 00:51:20,759
Speaker 1: Okay, Well too many people have like similar names and

1012
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:22,439
Speaker 1: like I don't know, like in my head, I don't

1013
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:24,160
Speaker 1: know the difference between Like I just found out the

1014
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:29,240
Speaker 1: difference between Martin Shore and Steve Martino.

1015
00:51:29,239 --> 00:51:33,239
Speaker 7: Different people are Steve Martin. Steve Martin's like the white hair.

1016
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:35,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, who's who was the dad in all the movies?

1017
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:38,200
Speaker 1: And then Martin Shore is just that little guy.

1018
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:40,279
Speaker 7: That's just a different, different guy.

1019
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:44,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, his last name being and he being little, that's cute.

1020
00:51:44,719 --> 00:51:46,680
Speaker 1: I feel like it was probably chosen. His name is

1021
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:49,040
Speaker 1: probably like Martin Smith or some normal shit, and you're

1022
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:50,839
Speaker 1: not allowed to have the same name as other people

1023
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:52,160
Speaker 1: in Hollywood for some reason.

1024
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:55,960
Speaker 2: Will Smith, Oh my fucking god, y'all did you all

1025
00:51:56,080 --> 00:52:00,800
Speaker 2: see No Will Smith got slapped by Chris Rock or

1026
00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:03,839
Speaker 2: Chris Rock got slapped by Will Smith this weekend at

1027
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:04,719
Speaker 2: the Oscars?

1028
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:05,640
Speaker 7: Really?

1029
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:08,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's it hasn't happened.

1030
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:09,160
Speaker 3: It's going to happen.

1031
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 7: It's going to happen. Do you know it's gonna happen?

1032
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:14,640
Speaker 7: That just doesn't seem like like that would be so crazy.

1033
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:15,520
Speaker 3: It's going to happen.

1034
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:21,240
Speaker 2: Chris Rock got slapt oh bitch. Also, this is actually crazy.

1035
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:23,960
Speaker 1: Did you know Taylor Swift was dating that one football player?

1036
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:27,759
Speaker 1: She's dating a football player. Really, she's seriously dating a

1037
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:33,480
Speaker 1: football player. Actually, yeah, I don't know. Kelsey isn't his

1038
00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:36,040
Speaker 1: first Travis?

1039
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:40,560
Speaker 2: Oh, his brother is fine. Ship. I want him so bad.

1040
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:43,759
Speaker 2: He's like my ship. Yeah, I want him so bad.

1041
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:49,960
Speaker 2: I want him and David Harbor Eiffel Tower me. But

1042
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:52,399
Speaker 2: this is what I was gonna say, the real ship.

1043
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:56,680
Speaker 2: I actually cannot believe this. But a new Tike drop

1044
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:58,920
Speaker 2: that makes you allergic to meet if you buy, if.

1045
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:02,320
Speaker 3: It took care. We need to end this episode.

1046
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:07,680
Speaker 1: For reason you need it because you you're sitting here

1047
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:09,280
Speaker 1: talking about wanting to be Eiffel Tower.

1048
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:12,680
Speaker 3: I can't believe you just said that. I wasn't. I

1049
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:14,160
Speaker 3: can't believe you said that on National.

1050
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:15,840
Speaker 2: Look, I have I have AI pictures.

1051
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:18,760
Speaker 1: This is low key, just national news for fucking bored

1052
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:21,080
Speaker 1: people like this is national news.

1053
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:24,640
Speaker 2: Hold on, I got AI pictures of Travis Kelcey and

1054
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:31,040
Speaker 2: Travis Kelcey and David Harbor. Sweaty, just sweaty.

1055
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:34,840
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm sorry, guys, I have to do.

1056
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:35,880
Speaker 2: I have this picture.

1057
00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:41,279
Speaker 3: Who is that?

1058
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:42,000
Speaker 7: That's not real?

1059
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:43,080
Speaker 10: Is real?

1060
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:47,520
Speaker 7: That looks like it was a generated by you to create.

1061
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:49,960
Speaker 2: This ideal for you.

1062
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:52,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, that I don't get.

1063
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:56,759
Speaker 1: That's like how the Strong Guy and Popeye the cartoon

1064
00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:59,520
Speaker 1: was like drawn, that's what your ideal build is.

1065
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:08,319
Speaker 2: Let me see, this isn't the AI one, This is

1066
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:10,799
Speaker 2: just my roster. Hold on, wait, I have to find

1067
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:12,799
Speaker 2: the AI one. It's somewhere.

1068
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:15,120
Speaker 3: You're so annoying.

1069
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:23,640
Speaker 7: Whoa, that's pretty crazy. Oh it's the cop from Stranger Things. Yeah,

1070
00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:25,839
Speaker 7: I was I was trying to picture who that was.

1071
00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:30,640
Speaker 1: Well, I guess that's been the episode.

1072
00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:35,680
Speaker 2: Guys, quick little forty five minute episodes for y'all.

1073
00:54:35,719 --> 00:54:36,040
Speaker 3: Listen.

1074
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:39,000
Speaker 1: Times are looking dark, but together.

1075
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:41,200
Speaker 3: We make light.

1076
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:54,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, times are looking scary, but together we make happy

1077
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:56,960
Speaker 2: Harry Bush.

1078
00:54:57,440 --> 00:55:01,160
Speaker 1: Together we make Bush. All right, Well, thank you guys

1079
00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:01,560
Speaker 1: for watching.

1080
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:02,640
Speaker 3: But here's my fucking media.

1081
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:06,879
Speaker 1: Oh, Andrew, I've been watching Succession.

1082
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:08,919
Speaker 3: I'm halfway through season two.

1083
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:11,480
Speaker 1: I just picked it up again last night after the

1084
00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:14,719
Speaker 1: chaos that was the past two weeks and I'm loving it.

1085
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:15,319
Speaker 3: I love it.

1086
00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:17,520
Speaker 1: I love it, I love it. I love it.

1087
00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:25,160
Speaker 2: TikTok is vape, Instagram reels is cigarettes. Yeah, the thirty

1088
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:27,800
Speaker 2: minutes I had to use Instagram reels was the worst,

1089
00:55:28,239 --> 00:55:30,880
Speaker 2: literally the worst time of my fucking life.

1090
00:55:31,719 --> 00:55:34,600
Speaker 1: Personally. I was off my phone and I felt free

1091
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:35,640
Speaker 1: in that moment.

1092
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:36,480
Speaker 3: I was free.

1093
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:42,080
Speaker 2: Also, the Voodoo company I ordered my voodoo doll or

1094
00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:46,759
Speaker 2: my voodoo candles from UH went out of business and

1095
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:49,480
Speaker 2: they were in business for like three hundred years. Awesome,

1096
00:55:50,239 --> 00:55:51,239
Speaker 2: dark sighted.

1097
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:58,319
Speaker 1: Mine is elevator spaghetti by Georgiana. It is what it is,

1098
00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:08,680
Speaker 1: by blood or father fake, You're George Michael, Heartbreaker, Mariah

1099
00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:15,640
Speaker 1: Carey walk with in Line Fleetwood Mac, I Feel for

1100
00:56:15,719 --> 00:56:18,720
Speaker 1: You acoustic demo Prince.

1101
00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:27,600
Speaker 2: Oh wow. So that thing got uploaded to Twitter and

1102
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:35,200
Speaker 2: someone said, why does he move so gay? Right? I

1103
00:56:35,239 --> 00:56:38,160
Speaker 2: don't get the context. Can anyone give me the context?

1104
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:42,880
Speaker 2: Dick head on a plane, dickhead.

1105
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:47,360
Speaker 1: Gods tell of bunny dudes.

1106
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:51,120
Speaker 2: Talking about uneven eyebrows, like their balls don't look like

1107
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:57,040
Speaker 2: this little oh big oh the infinity symbol or like

1108
00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:57,640
Speaker 2: the little one.

1109
00:56:57,680 --> 00:57:04,120
Speaker 1: Because the right is always shorter h just fucking disgusting.

1110
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:13,840
Speaker 2: Bro Usa more like USB Okay boy, turn that Clara

1111
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:21,400
Speaker 2: off and grab you a beer. So real, you motherfuckers.

1112
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:23,480
Speaker 2: Would hang out with a squirrel if it had a

1113
00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:27,120
Speaker 2: cart and listen to Blade.

1114
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:31,360
Speaker 1: Honestly, I would vibe down with that.

1115
00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:35,680
Speaker 2: I would hang out with the squirrel. They should make

1116
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:37,400
Speaker 2: a soup that fixes everything.

1117
00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:39,600
Speaker 1: Also, I should clarify I would vibe with that squirrel

1118
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:41,840
Speaker 1: if he had the cart. We'd have to I'd have.

1119
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:43,040
Speaker 3: To sneakily change the music.

1120
00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:44,800
Speaker 1: I can't lie because that kind of shit is gonna

1121
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:49,360
Speaker 1: make me see a scary person in the corner. Wade

1122
00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:51,920
Speaker 1: music sounds like me and my homegirl's getting high and

1123
00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:54,320
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, I see that person in the corner too, girl,

1124
00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:55,280
Speaker 1: don't be too scared.

1125
00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:59,960
Speaker 2: Like Lake submitted one, we need letterbox for Drew phil

1126
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:03,720
Speaker 2: Lips's YouTube videos so I can write reviews and rate them.

1127
00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:05,880
Speaker 2: That's true. We do need that someone make.

1128
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:08,160
Speaker 7: That up, butterbox for YouTube videos.

1129
00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:11,200
Speaker 2: No for Drew's YouTube videos, just for your just for mine.

1130
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:13,680
Speaker 1: You can just like make like a leak tree and

1131
00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:16,120
Speaker 1: like a random.

1132
00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:20,440
Speaker 2: Me finding out that instead of cool and mysterious me

1133
00:58:20,560 --> 00:58:22,840
Speaker 2: finding out that the vibe I give off isn't cool

1134
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:27,920
Speaker 2: and fuck me finding out this is just wrote wrong.

1135
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:37,000
Speaker 2: Let me see me finding the one wine Wine. Who

1136
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:37,720
Speaker 2: the fuck is Coco?

1137
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:37,880
Speaker 7: Oh?

1138
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:40,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't get that thing at that, y'all. Coco

1139
00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:44,240
Speaker 2: is the new like right right, Like if someone does

1140
00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:47,240
Speaker 2: you dirty or like you genuinely don't know someone, just

1141
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:50,480
Speaker 2: say who the fuck is Coco? Me finding out that

1142
00:58:50,640 --> 00:58:54,520
Speaker 2: instead of mysterious and cool, people think I'm autistic in lesbian,

1143
00:58:57,400 --> 00:59:04,600
Speaker 2: it's toupid. That was from Lake Armstrong one on one

1144
00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:12,080
Speaker 2: one one. The fuck you mean you're tworking on the low?

1145
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,680
Speaker 2: What the fuck you mean he's tworking on the low?

1146
00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:17,080
Speaker 1: Oh?

1147
00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:17,640
Speaker 8: Is that? Like?

1148
00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:19,720
Speaker 1: Why when you all break up with somebody, the weirdest

1149
00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:21,680
Speaker 1: ship comes out? Like, what do you mean he's t

1150
00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:22,479
Speaker 1: working on the line?

1151
00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:29,240
Speaker 2: Okay, and let me do my media. I've been listening

1152
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:38,120
Speaker 2: to uh eric as a Roth. I really like this

1153
00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:44,320
Speaker 2: song Terraria. I've been listening to I Am a Monster,

1154
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:53,720
Speaker 2: which is cool as fuck. Pervert by Ethel Caine. I

1155
00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:57,160
Speaker 2: don't know if y'all have listened yet, but it's so sick,

1156
00:59:58,200 --> 01:00:29,200
Speaker 2: It's so sick. And then Silver by ag Cook No.

1157
01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:44,959
Speaker 7: Mm hmm, my media. I was just gonna say, Mimi's.

1158
01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:46,160
Speaker 1: Always gonna say, bitch, don't fucking shush me.

1159
01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:48,360
Speaker 3: Okay, okay.

1160
01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:52,520
Speaker 7: The moldy peaches, Oh, it's good and it makes me

1161
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:55,520
Speaker 7: feel like everything's okay.

1162
01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:58,240
Speaker 2: I would I don't want to do my

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01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:23,920
Speaker 1: Sh