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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after the hour, get ready for today's strawberry letter.

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Speaker 1: Of course, up next, Tommy, what you got? The postman

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Speaker 1: always rings twice. The postmaid always rings twice. I said,

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Speaker 1: exact saying that I thought it was Tommy, but Tommy's

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Speaker 1: mouth wasn't moving, and yours were the only thing. They

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Speaker 1: gave it away. I'm gonna try it again. The postman

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Speaker 1: always rings twice. I make you sounded just like him

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Speaker 1: that time, running cat, I'm not hearing this job. Let's go,

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Speaker 1: Let's go, cat dog. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Carlos.

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Speaker 1: My name Betty Man, Benny Phipps. You. I want to

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Speaker 1: make so I got the right person. You You you

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Speaker 1: work for a post office, right? Uh? Yeah, okay. Do

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Speaker 1: you deliver mail off a Murphy Road? Uh? Sometimes? Yeah, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: I live it. First of all, I wanted to make

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Speaker 1: sure I had the right postman. Nah. It's been brought

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Speaker 1: to my attention that there's a postman that has been

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Speaker 1: stopping by my house and I'm what I'm not understanding

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Speaker 1: is why are you bringing mail to my door? The

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Speaker 1: post to just putting mail in the mail boxes on

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Speaker 1: the street where everybody got their mailboxes at what you say,

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Speaker 1: is there again Murphy Road? Perfect road? Yeah, I deliver

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Speaker 1: over there. Uh, but you sain't delivering package at your house. No,

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Speaker 1: I said, you've been bringing mail to my house in

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Speaker 1: the polls here. Here's what I'm trying to tell you,

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Speaker 1: car My wife is at home all days, she don't work.

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Speaker 1: And my understanding is you've been stopping by there on

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Speaker 1: more than one occasion, on a on a daily basis.

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Speaker 1: You're coming by there too or three times, you know.

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Speaker 1: But what I'm understanding it ain't no male being and

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Speaker 1: brought over that. I'm trying to figure out, what are

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Speaker 1: you doing at my house? Now? What? What? What? Really?

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Speaker 1: Then brought all this to a head because you already

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Speaker 1: know what's going on. Let me going on. Let you

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Speaker 1: know that. Call od I do know what's going on.

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Speaker 1: I picked up the clothes from the cleaner's this morning,

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Speaker 1: and to my attention, it's a man's post office shirt

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Speaker 1: in my pack. What color was it? It's blue? Light blue?

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Speaker 1: And I got a rule okay, explaining to to me

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Speaker 1: how your shirt get in my house? Do you have

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Speaker 1: my name on it? Because that could mean anybody's shirt. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So so hold on what you're trying to say. It's

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Speaker 1: some it's mo post me and stopping by my hut. Yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: sometimes sometimes you know, uh, we do have different guys

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Speaker 1: in that in that neighborhood, you know, because I here's

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Speaker 1: my problem, man. My problem is this is that my

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Speaker 1: wife is at home all day every day. And my

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Speaker 1: understanding is it that you stopping body else bringing more

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Speaker 1: than first of all, uh, you can call you can

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Speaker 1: call the one a hundred numbers, because how did you

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Speaker 1: get my number? That? Hey, I don't worry about that.

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Speaker 1: I ways how you how you get my address? That

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Speaker 1: you're stopping by that every morning? I just deliver what

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Speaker 1: they give me to deliver, and do I put another

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Speaker 1: in a box and this is a package I don't

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Speaker 1: get out. Excuse me, I don't do that. That That

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Speaker 1: wasn't me, dude. I just go to the this morning

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Speaker 1: and pick up clothes. And it is a post office

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Speaker 1: shirt in there that belong ever done, It belonged to

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Speaker 1: a man. That's got to be it must be yours.

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Speaker 1: That's none of mine, man, that's not mine. I have

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Speaker 1: all mine. Okay, okay, okay, I'll tell you what. This

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Speaker 1: is what we're gonna do, Carlose, because Carlose, th see what.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I know you're lying. See

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Speaker 1: and what you're doing is you're delivering more than mail

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Speaker 1: at my house and I know it. Carlos, You understand me.

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Speaker 1: So Li's not to excuse me. That's not me. It

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Speaker 1: can't be men. Let me let me tell you something.

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Speaker 1: When you come on Murphy Road tomorrow, okay, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: be out there at them at the mail boxes waiting

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Speaker 1: on you for what for what? Because me and you're

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Speaker 1: gonna have this problem that we got tomorrow morning when

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Speaker 1: you bring the mail. So when you bring the mail,

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Speaker 1: bring two. Okay, Carlos, hold of me. Can you threatening me?

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you, when you bring the mail, bring you

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Speaker 1: to dude, Dude, I didn't come at you like that.

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Speaker 1: You ain't gonna come to me like that. Dude. Hey man,

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Speaker 1: you came up in my house and I know you

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Speaker 1: said my house off the shirts in my house. Dude,

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Speaker 1: that was not me. I don't know where you live,

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Speaker 1: I don't know who you are, but you threatened me. Dude.

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Speaker 1: Hey man, I'll see you in the morning at the

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Speaker 1: mail box. Bring you, Carlos. I'm off tomorrow, but I

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Speaker 1: would come to your house. We're playing clothes on it.

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Speaker 1: Whoop you'all what you want for me? Hey you, it's

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Speaker 1: old the road. I will roads bring you because what

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Speaker 1: you're not gonna keep doing. It's running up in my

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Speaker 1: house while I'm out at work trying to earn a

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Speaker 1: living for my family, and you up in my house

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Speaker 1: laying up and you're leaving your clothes. I found some

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Speaker 1: mazing now. I guess that's what you use when you

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Speaker 1: spray on them. Dog, I found that too. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: bring some extra made. I'm gonna spring you with that made.

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Speaker 1: You will not killing out, so you I'm gonna be waiting.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait till the morrow. Excuse me. I told

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Speaker 1: you I wasn't the one. But if you want to

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Speaker 1: put me wrong for real, okay, cool, I'll get when

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Speaker 1: I see you. When I see you tomorrow. It's old.

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Speaker 1: It's whatever hey you sending to me all that. I

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Speaker 1: tell you what. I will come over there some playing

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Speaker 1: clothes because you're not gonna make me lose my job. Dog,

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Speaker 1: whatever it's got to be. I don't care if you

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Speaker 1: if you're in the post office uniform. I don't give

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Speaker 1: a damn off you and your put Jobmas card. But

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Speaker 1: when you come to that mail box and I find

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Speaker 1: you out there by the mail boxes, that show man,

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Speaker 1: because I know you've been in my house, Carlos, I'm

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Speaker 1: telling you I'm there, okay, so be it there, so

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Speaker 1: be it. I got I got one more thing else.

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Speaker 1: I want to tell you when you before you get there,

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Speaker 1: tell me what you know. I Rendy called me as

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Speaker 1: you listening to me. Yeah, his nephew Timmy from the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got pranked by your

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Speaker 1: co workers? Are you you? I hate just like just

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Speaker 1: like my road all right, man, dude, I'm driving put

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Speaker 1: on the side of the road. I'm hanging out the truck.

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Speaker 1: I'm about to go crazy. I want my way to

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Speaker 1: your house right now. Hold on my way to your house.

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Speaker 1: I do God for work, Damn man. I got one

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Speaker 1: more thing to ask you, man, what is what is

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Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land? Steve Harvey Morning

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Speaker 1: radioself no doubt all the way, don't much. That wasn't man, Tommy.

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Speaker 1: You don't be nervous or nothing. You don't think nobody

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Speaker 1: be looking for you. Oh, I didn't have people run

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Speaker 1: up on my junior. Can't have you run up on me?

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Speaker 1: What didn't that guy say that one time to you?

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Speaker 1: Were you in Starbucks or something when a guy came

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Speaker 1: up and grocery store? You remember that? Shortly? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I thought you had another incident. But hurry up,

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Speaker 1: we're running out of time. But anyway, we was in

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Speaker 1: the grocery store and and I'm at the Delhi and

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Speaker 1: the dude saying, hey, you're telling me it really is stupid.

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Speaker 1: I said, hold up, man, when when I got through

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Speaker 1: custing this dude that I cleared the whole deli, I

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Speaker 1: had lost it for about fifteen secon I mean completely

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Speaker 1: lost it for fifteen seconds. That's when I had Uncle

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Speaker 1: Steve told me, hey, man, you got your ass. Got

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Speaker 1: the quick tripping all right? Coming up next the Strawberry Letter.

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Speaker 1: This crazy show right here, lord,