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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call Hate to say this, but

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Speaker 1: you know it's true. There's a lot of guys out

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Speaker 1: there who, just like Brook's husband, got tricked into marriage.

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Speaker 1: I tell him so every day. That's not going to

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Speaker 1: happen to our own. Jose Bolangnos today because he pretends

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Speaker 1: to be a groom with a serious case of cold feet,

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Speaker 1: and he calls a minister with a diabolical plan of

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Speaker 1: how to go through with the ceremony without really going

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Speaker 1: through with the ceremony. Pretty pretty smart, you'll hear for

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Speaker 1: yourself and your phone tapp right now. Another on the twenties. Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: is this William the minister guy for the weddings yesterdays?

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Speaker 1: Who am I speaking with? My name's Victor. My fiance

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Speaker 1: booked you to performer ceremony. It's coming up in a

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Speaker 1: couple of weeks, and I just I have a couple

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Speaker 1: of questions that are really important Okay, Victor, is there

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Speaker 1: a reason why you're whispering? Um, My fiance is in

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Speaker 1: the other room, and I want this to be a surprise,

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Speaker 1: just between you, between you and me. Yeah, sure, I understand.

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Speaker 1: Let me grab a pencil and paper and let me

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Speaker 1: take some notes for you. Okay, good, thank you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: here we um, So about the marriage license? Do we

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Speaker 1: sign that before or after the wedding? Traditionally we would

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Speaker 1: have couples signed the certificate after the ceremony is done. Okay, um,

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Speaker 1: could you write down the date instead of at Can

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Speaker 1: you say April thirty first, I'm the certificate. Well that

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Speaker 1: that doesn't really make much sense since April only has

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Speaker 1: thirty days and yeah, yeah, no, one don't even notice. Also,

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Speaker 1: could you misspell my name on it? I'm sorry, this

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Speaker 1: isn't this isn't making much sense right now. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: just instead of Victor with a V, just do like

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Speaker 1: a be like Victor, something very subtle. I don't understand, Victor,

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Speaker 1: what's going on right now? I just can't do adjust

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Speaker 1: a few things for me on like the actual day.

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Speaker 1: So at the end of the ceremony, when it's all

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Speaker 1: said and done, I'm not legally married. No, like a

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Speaker 1: clerical error or two would be nice. I'm sorry, what

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Speaker 1: are you talking about. Let me give you example. When

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Speaker 1: you ask if this man takes this woman? You know

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Speaker 1: that you know that part? Yeah? Yeah, Will you do

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Speaker 1: air quotes like with your fingers over your head and

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Speaker 1: say does this man? I need it on video for proof. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I know what's going on. I've dealt with a lot

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Speaker 1: of men that are very nervous about time the knot.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, speaking of time the knot, my fingers are

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Speaker 1: going to be crossed the whole time. Tell the camera

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Speaker 1: guy to make sure he sees that. If you are

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Speaker 1: being serious with me right now, then I'm gonna have

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Speaker 1: to say no, I'm not going to do that. What

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Speaker 1: come on, man? Why? I just need you to tweak

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Speaker 1: some things. As long as I'm officiating your ceremony, I

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Speaker 1: am not going to have anybody desecrate the sanctimoni of marriage. No,

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Speaker 1: it's it's just not it's not going to happen, Victor.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, listen, marriage is great. No, no, it's not

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Speaker 1: going to happen this way. She can be happy and

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Speaker 1: think we're married. Okay again, I know, and you know

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Speaker 1: we're not really married. It's completely normal that you're having

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Speaker 1: these feelings. But I'm not the person that you should

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Speaker 1: be speaking to about this. I mean, you should be

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Speaker 1: speaking with your fiance about that. Have you talked with

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Speaker 1: her about this? Yeah? I did. I whispered in her

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Speaker 1: ear when she was asleep once and she's kind of

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Speaker 1: like and rolled over and does that count? No? It

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Speaker 1: needs to happen as a conversation between the two of you.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you guys are come to be life partners together. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but dude, do you want me to tell a bride

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Speaker 1: zilla that I don't want to get married weeks before

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Speaker 1: her wedding? It's like throwing a pork chop to a

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Speaker 1: pack of wolves, man and then saying, hey, wolves, don't

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Speaker 1: eat that park job. Yeah, I eat that pork chop. Bro,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what else I can tell you. I've

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Speaker 1: said everything. I look, dude, what if I told you

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Speaker 1: it's a brank phone call and I paid you double?

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I should probably speak in

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Speaker 1: my regular voice. Then this is actually Jose for the

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Speaker 1: radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and this

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Speaker 1: is a phone tap. You are officially been dranked Oh

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Speaker 1: my gosh, who did this? Actually your assistant Bev, she's

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Speaker 1: the one who gave me yourself. She said she wanted

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Speaker 1: me to prank you because wedding season's coming up and

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Speaker 1: you have a busy schedule. You know. I was just thinking,

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Speaker 1: what the nuts tubs are we doing this wedding for? Hey,

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Speaker 1: at least there's one wedding you don't have to worry about,

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Speaker 1: and that's mine. Huh. You're getting quadruple pay and I'm

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Speaker 1: crossing my fingers the whole time, just getting on the camera.

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