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Speaker 1: America isn't doing so hot when it comes to education.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean they Department of Education. That's a

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Speaker 1: good thing now. According to the latest test thing, twelfth

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Speaker 1: graders math and reading scores are at the lowest on record.

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Speaker 1: Eighth graders are at their lowest since two thousand and nine.

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Speaker 2: Why are you coming with all the depressing news, hock.

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Speaker 1: The only thing that can turn all the scores around

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Speaker 1: now is TikTok shot. Yes, more time, it's TikTok Click Shock,

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Speaker 1: where we educate America's youth by discussing the biggest TikTok

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Speaker 1: videos from the past week.

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Speaker 2: This is the only thing they actually do know.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, school on TikTok. Let's turn education around with

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Speaker 1: your first TikTok Click Shock, which comes from a group

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Speaker 1: of students out of Texas Tech University. Their college football team,

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Speaker 1: the Red Raiders, were playing Oregon State recently.

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Speaker 2: Go beebs time.

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Speaker 1: The story is about the Texas Tech student. I know,

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Speaker 1: but my come from a Beaver family.

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Speaker 2: That's what I married into.

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Speaker 1: That's some sort of anu window brook, But just leave

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Speaker 1: it for the show, to save it for the podcast. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: The students over at Texas Tech, they were watching the

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Speaker 1: game at Joanes Stadium when two male kids nineteen years

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Speaker 1: old decided to rush the field.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I mean you want to do it when you're

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Speaker 2: eighteen to watch someone.

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Speaker 1: To spoiler alert, it's illegal.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So they both ended up leaving in handcuffs and were

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Speaker 1: put in jail. They live in a four person house,

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Speaker 1: so the other two guys, their roommates, Slade and Cad,

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Speaker 1: were totally bummed out. They went back to the pad

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Speaker 1: just the two of them decided to sit on the couch,

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Speaker 1: took out a pen and wrote a tune about the

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Speaker 1: unfortunate incident as they waited for their buddies to get

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Speaker 1: out of jail. The song was called Rush the Jones

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Speaker 1: Jones like the stadium. They uploaded it to TikTok and

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Speaker 1: the song went viral. So let's listen.

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Speaker 3: It was rain delay on Saturday and Texas playing Oregon.

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Speaker 1: Statement two old boys thought they'd give it a run.

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Speaker 3: They jumped down from their stadium seats and felt the

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Speaker 3: turf beneath their feet and flip flops moving at one

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Speaker 3: hundred miles an hour. Well, they got to that old

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Speaker 3: double t looked up and saw security about fifty hit

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Speaker 3: running like an angry mob. Well it was a big

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Speaker 3: old human tug of war, but security dragged him to

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Speaker 3: the floor and threw him in cuffs, laying on his face.

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Speaker 3: They rushed, They rushed the Jever holy good bye God.

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Speaker 3: They rushed the Jones. They were running from those loving cups,

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Speaker 3: tripping with those shoes and socks down a facedown on

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Speaker 3: the turf inside of the Joneses.

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Speaker 2: There you go.

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Speaker 1: Slade and Kate put their song up on Spotify and

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Speaker 1: they managed to get their roommates out of jail by

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Speaker 1: selling Rush the Jones T shirt, which helped pay their

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Speaker 1: friends bond and their legal fees. They said in a

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Speaker 1: statement quote, we really appreciate all the love that we've

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Speaker 1: received from the local community, even though remember they are

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Speaker 1: celebrating something illegal. Yeah, so if you buy a T

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Speaker 1: shirt or more, students to be encouraged to rush the

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Speaker 1: Jones and get themselves locked up.

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Speaker 2: I rushed the joke.

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Speaker 1: Rush the jo your shirt. When you rush the joke,

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Speaker 1: nobody gets hurt. It's good for clicks. So that was

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Speaker 1: a TikTok click shot. Let's go to your next TikTok

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Speaker 1: click shot out of Hartford, Connecticut, and this one is

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Speaker 1: probably going to be upsetting to Brook. Fair warning, but

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Speaker 1: a new law has officially been passed in that state saying,

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Speaker 1: if you want to marry your first cousin, you only

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Speaker 1: have one week left to do it before it becomes

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Speaker 1: you legal.

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Speaker 4: It's illegal.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, how is that allowed? Still? The cousin horn? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So that's not the part that's going viral. It's the

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Speaker 1: hundreds of thousands of views from the news clip of

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Speaker 1: random people standing outside of the state capitol commenting on

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Speaker 1: the new law.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I thought you were saying waiting to get their marriage.

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Speaker 1: Well that might be going on too. It's pretty wild.

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Speaker 5: I mean I would have never thought him out marrying

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Speaker 5: my first cousin. It didn't really enter my mind. But

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Speaker 5: you know, hey, whatever float your boat. I did get married,

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Speaker 5: not to my cousin though last year.

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Speaker 3: By honey.

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Speaker 4: It's just so wrong because of the birth defects.

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Speaker 1: I think people love who they love and the government

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Speaker 1: should have no say in that one.

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Speaker 5: Different strokes for different folks, But you know, it's gonna

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Speaker 5: mess up to DNA a little bit if you start

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Speaker 5: mixing and crossing those wires.

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Speaker 1: Brook. I cannot imagine how you must be taking this

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Speaker 1: news right now.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm okay with it.

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Speaker 1: Jeff, you are okay, you're just saying that, but I

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Speaker 1: see the tears is welling up in your eyes. What

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Speaker 1: about to Google? Is there anyone closer than a first customer?

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Speaker 1: So here's the silver lining. You can still legally marry

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Speaker 1: your first cousin in over fifteen other states, including Massachusetts, California,

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Speaker 1: and of course Florida. So if you're in Connecticut and

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Speaker 1: you missed that deadline, road trip it down to the

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Speaker 1: Sunshine State Peter Dune with your cousin. It's legal. It's

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Speaker 1: a legal thing. It's totally one falls under the law.

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Speaker 1: I mean, pro marry your cousin, anti story.

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Speaker 2: Rules.

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Speaker 1: It's a TikTok, click shock and your final It's a

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Speaker 1: new trend that people are hyping up online. It's called

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Speaker 1: heavy soda. According to excerpts, it's not really new. It

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Speaker 1: supposedly started out in southern Missouri, but it's just now

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Speaker 1: going viral.

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Speaker 2: It's like the dirty sodas where you add flavor or cream.

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Speaker 1: Yep, that's the end of the that's your TikTok. I'm

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Speaker 1: just kidding. I'm just kidding. It's not bad. Whatever you

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Speaker 1: were talking about it's going viral. Thanks for TikToker named

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Speaker 1: Early Pete, who reports on these types of new food

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Speaker 1: trends and stuff. So early on, let's listen as he

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Speaker 1: breaks down heavy soda.

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Speaker 4: This is a very regional way to serve fountain soda,

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Speaker 4: only found in the absolute southern tip of Missouri.

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Speaker 1: Fountain soda machines.

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Speaker 4: You have the ability to adjust the ratio of syrup

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Speaker 4: to water. Some gas stations seem to be turning up

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Speaker 4: the ratio of soda syrup so that the drink is

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Speaker 4: increasingly sweet.

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Speaker 2: That's why I've heard that people love the McDonald's Fountain

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Speaker 2: Dreams is because their syrup ratio is higher.

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Speaker 1: Right, So if a business has a soda machine, sometimes

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Speaker 1: they can adjust the settings for the ratio of syrup

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Speaker 1: to maximize the sweetness, and you can label it as

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Speaker 1: heavy soda.

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Speaker 2: Well, I say, just skip the carbonated water part and

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Speaker 2: just drink the srup. Let's get us a straw, not

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Speaker 2: take it in the bag.

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Speaker 1: I know some people might be worried about the obvious

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Speaker 1: health concerns, but guys, remember it's Missouri, right, so we're good. Now.

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Speaker 1: The practical reason for this, it's really for people who

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Speaker 1: buy a giant soda in the morning, and as the

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Speaker 1: ice melts all day long, the heavy ends up tasting

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Speaker 1: more and more normal. Yeah, or at least that's.

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Speaker 2: What they tell their friends so that they don't sound

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Speaker 2: like someone who's drinking syrup.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So there you go. Those were your stories for

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Speaker 1: the day. We got your phone tap coming up, Brooke

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Speaker 3: And Jeffrey in the morning,