WEBVTT - | Ep 41 | We Back Bitches! 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:04.360 Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of The Black Effect 0:00:04.400 --> 0:00:20.520 podcast network and I Heart Radio. Hello, and welcome to 0:00:20.560 --> 0:00:24.960 another episode of Reasonably Shady. I am Gazelle Bryant. What's up? 0:00:24.960 --> 0:00:27.440 What's up? Everyone? I am Robin Dixon did We are 0:00:27.560 --> 0:00:31.440 so happy to be here with you. I feel like 0:00:31.560 --> 0:00:34.920 we have been like gone forever we've been. Yeah, it's 0:00:35.000 --> 0:00:37.640 just been two weeks. Alright, alright, yes, it's just been 0:00:37.680 --> 0:00:39.640 two weeks for people. I need for y'all to understand 0:00:39.880 --> 0:00:42.159 y'all love us. We y'all, we love y'all. And this 0:00:42.240 --> 0:00:50.040 is like, drum roll, drum roll, look at look at 0:00:50.080 --> 0:00:52.239 what y'all did. Look at what y'all did. We are 0:00:52.280 --> 0:00:55.640 now on season two of the Reasonably Shady. Let me 0:00:55.680 --> 0:00:58.520 tell you I did not. I didn't. I didn't. I've 0:00:58.520 --> 0:01:00.600 said this before multiple times, like I do not know 0:01:00.640 --> 0:01:03.880 what to expect with this podcast. Um, but being on 0:01:03.920 --> 0:01:08.000 a season two already is like, that's such a moustone. 0:01:08.000 --> 0:01:10.000 It's so huge, and we only have you guys to 0:01:10.080 --> 0:01:13.319 thank for listening to us, loving us and all of 0:01:13.360 --> 0:01:16.280 that good stuff. We also want to think our partners clearly, 0:01:16.360 --> 0:01:18.840 Black Effect, we love the fact that you love us. 0:01:19.120 --> 0:01:21.960 And that you want to keep us around because truth, 0:01:22.080 --> 0:01:23.480 he told Black Effect took a little bit of a 0:01:23.520 --> 0:01:25.679 chance on it. They did. They saw something in us, 0:01:25.920 --> 0:01:28.640 they did, you know, they were probably you know a 0:01:28.640 --> 0:01:32.240 lot of people probably were like, I don't know, housewives, 0:01:32.240 --> 0:01:36.720 they stuck up, they spoiled, they only work. Huh. Yeah, 0:01:36.959 --> 0:01:38.760 you know, Black Fact, they took a chance on us, 0:01:39.800 --> 0:01:42.720 and I guess we delivered. So listen, we deliver something, 0:01:42.959 --> 0:01:45.800 um and my heart, we appreciate you as well. And 0:01:45.880 --> 0:01:48.440 you know, housewives, and you know this because I've said 0:01:48.440 --> 0:01:50.080 this so many times. You know, I was told since 0:01:50.080 --> 0:01:52.640 I'm a housewife, I'm stupid, Like there's no way I 0:01:52.640 --> 0:01:54.720 could be smart, right, And I've been told that by 0:01:54.800 --> 0:01:58.440 like people in high places, and we are proving them 0:01:58.520 --> 0:02:01.680 absolutely freaking wrong. Absolutely. I mean, I think people just 0:02:01.880 --> 0:02:04.600 see they hear reality TV, they see house wots and 0:02:04.600 --> 0:02:06.160 they think, first of all, they think what we do 0:02:06.280 --> 0:02:10.600 is easy. It's not by any means. But you know, 0:02:10.639 --> 0:02:13.560 you can't paint everyone with one broad brush either. No, 0:02:13.880 --> 0:02:16.919 that's the great thing. We are all dynamic. We all 0:02:16.960 --> 0:02:19.760 have different you know, elements and aspects to us that 0:02:19.800 --> 0:02:24.160 make us unique. Yes, some people are stupid, but we're not. Yeah, 0:02:24.160 --> 0:02:26.520 there are some very stupid housewives and I've met them. 0:02:26.639 --> 0:02:31.640 I'm not gay, but were Okay, they're not on our franchise. 0:02:31.680 --> 0:02:36.640 We're gonna keep it pushing. What do they look like? Listen, 0:02:36.919 --> 0:02:41.000 there's no no one in Atlanta, no no one in Atlanta. 0:02:41.080 --> 0:02:44.920 So it's not under black girls. Okay, keep it moving anyway. 0:02:45.040 --> 0:02:47.880 All right, So we were kind of a way when 0:02:47.960 --> 0:02:52.720 the slap, they're supposed to be like riding a bicycle. 0:02:52.880 --> 0:02:59.040 Oh what happened? She not talk about? We can't wait? 0:02:59.160 --> 0:03:02.240 Can't we talk about this? Okay? But you're right, our 0:03:02.320 --> 0:03:10.520 reasonably shady moment of the week. Okay, So I have 0:03:10.560 --> 0:03:13.919 a big one. Not a big one, but okay, So y'all, 0:03:13.960 --> 0:03:16.720 y'all know, I'm on this whole fitness thing. I'm going 0:03:16.760 --> 0:03:18.919 to the gym all the time. I'm taking these different classes. 0:03:18.919 --> 0:03:21.880 I got my train to Tyrone, and so I have 0:03:21.960 --> 0:03:24.560 another guy that I do. I take his classes. His 0:03:24.639 --> 0:03:27.600 name is Timbo. Okay, Timothy is his real name, but 0:03:27.600 --> 0:03:30.400 everybody calls him Timbo. And he's like, you know, a 0:03:30.560 --> 0:03:33.079 fun guy. He's super skinny, he spends a lot of 0:03:33.120 --> 0:03:37.280 time in Miami. He wears speedos, Okay, fine, he's gay, right, Okay, 0:03:37.440 --> 0:03:41.200 so and he's like cool at shit. So, um, he 0:03:41.320 --> 0:03:44.560 has like this jump roping class. I normally take his 0:03:45.160 --> 0:03:48.120 running class, right, which is like everybody's on a treadmill 0:03:48.280 --> 0:03:52.640 and he's kind of walking us through the running set, right, Okay. 0:03:52.880 --> 0:03:55.040 So I decided, you know, I'm gonna take this job 0:03:55.120 --> 0:03:58.760 roper class. So I walk in the door and Timbo 0:03:58.880 --> 0:04:03.000 sees me. He said, I just so. I was like, okay, 0:04:03.040 --> 0:04:05.119 that's weird. But I go and I get my little 0:04:05.160 --> 0:04:06.720 jump rope and I get you know, and it's a 0:04:06.760 --> 0:04:10.480 weighted jump rope, so it is very intense. So I go. 0:04:10.520 --> 0:04:12.440 When I get my little area in the in the room, 0:04:12.440 --> 0:04:14.480 I'm I'm gonna set up, and he comes over to me. 0:04:14.560 --> 0:04:19.400 He's like, yeah, this this class is real intense. And 0:04:19.600 --> 0:04:23.080 I'm like, Shade, what does that mean? And he basically 0:04:23.120 --> 0:04:25.400 was looking at me like you need to leave because 0:04:25.440 --> 0:04:27.720 you can't handle this. She's like, I've seen you in 0:04:27.760 --> 0:04:29.720 the gym, yeah, and this is not for you. This 0:04:29.800 --> 0:04:33.080 is not for you. This is only for like the professionals. 0:04:33.640 --> 0:04:36.680 So I said to him, I don't like where this 0:04:36.760 --> 0:04:39.160 is going. But I was like whatever, Tembo and I 0:04:39.200 --> 0:04:43.000 set myself up and I did that damn class, did you? 0:04:43.320 --> 0:04:45.359 I did the damn thing all the way through it. 0:04:45.520 --> 0:04:47.080 I got all the way through it. Now, my heart 0:04:47.160 --> 0:04:49.839 rate didn't stop beating for like two days. My heart 0:04:49.920 --> 0:04:53.080 rate was five thousand for like two days after that. 0:04:53.279 --> 0:04:57.039 But Tembo, you were shady to me, sir, Yes he was, 0:04:57.120 --> 0:04:59.039 And look at you. You did it. You proved him wrong, 0:04:59.400 --> 0:05:02.160 you proved haters from And after the class was over, 0:05:02.200 --> 0:05:04.520 I walked up to him and I was like, like, really, 0:05:04.560 --> 0:05:06.320 like what you gotta say. He was like, oh, just ol, 0:05:06.480 --> 0:05:11.120 you know, I'm just nothing. I did the damn thing, 0:05:11.839 --> 0:05:16.679 tempo shady self, Yes, thank you. What is your shady moment? 0:05:16.960 --> 0:05:19.839 Oh my gosh, I've probably had the same shady moment before. 0:05:20.480 --> 0:05:23.520 But so you know, I've moved into a house. I'm 0:05:23.720 --> 0:05:27.839 um whatever, decorating all that type of stuff, my sofa 0:05:28.400 --> 0:05:32.200 that I was expecting the middle of March, Robert, I 0:05:32.200 --> 0:05:34.479 try to tell you, yes, I can't. This is I 0:05:34.520 --> 0:05:36.560 was expecting at the middle of March. Then it was 0:05:36.600 --> 0:05:39.320 the end of March. Now guess when when I'm doing 0:05:39.920 --> 0:05:44.440 the end of April, like what were almost there were almost? No, 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:47.719 we're not like I mean, okay, it's the middle of 0:05:47.760 --> 0:05:50.240 April now. But when I was told so, so, when 0:05:50.240 --> 0:05:52.400 I was told this like earlier, I was just like 0:05:52.560 --> 0:05:55.560 I am like, I literally threw my phone across the room. 0:05:55.640 --> 0:05:59.479 I was like, okay, take it because the problem is 0:05:59.520 --> 0:06:02.320 it's holding up not just the one room that is 0:06:02.360 --> 0:06:04.400 going and it's going to my family room. So I 0:06:04.480 --> 0:06:06.279 have right now I have a temporary solf in my 0:06:06.320 --> 0:06:08.440 family room. We're supposed to go in my office. So 0:06:08.480 --> 0:06:12.240 like I'm just it's like it's like a domino effect. Yes, yes, yes. 0:06:12.279 --> 0:06:15.400 And then on top of that, where my damn drapes, 0:06:16.040 --> 0:06:17.800 like child you and be waiting for a long time, 0:06:17.839 --> 0:06:20.760 and drapes, I'm gonna tell you, and your drapes I'm 0:06:20.800 --> 0:06:23.120 telling the people are from like the ceiling to the 0:06:23.120 --> 0:06:27.760 floor special Customs specioper. Yeah, super high ceiling. But they 0:06:27.800 --> 0:06:30.400 say it's not and this is the the if they 0:06:30.440 --> 0:06:33.159 say it's not even the product issue for the drapes, 0:06:33.560 --> 0:06:36.640 it's a labor issue. They got nobody to install it, 0:06:36.880 --> 0:06:41.040 to do the work. Yes, yes, to install that. Like 0:06:41.120 --> 0:06:43.680 so so we're waiting, I guess, to get on the 0:06:43.720 --> 0:06:47.400 schedule to have them installed because they're short staff same thing. 0:06:47.520 --> 0:06:51.560 Really told you what my landscaper said. Yeah, my landscaper 0:06:51.800 --> 0:06:53.960 that you know when when we lived in our old house, 0:06:54.160 --> 0:06:57.160 so from like over ship, what was that from two 0:06:57.200 --> 0:07:00.640 thousand two to two thousand sixteen. Is man landscape my house. 0:07:01.120 --> 0:07:05.159 And he had a whole slew of people who worked 0:07:05.200 --> 0:07:06.840 for him. You would go through the neighborhood and you 0:07:06.839 --> 0:07:09.040 would see his trucks and his people and his crew 0:07:09.400 --> 0:07:12.560 all over the neighborhood. So I called him to come 0:07:12.680 --> 0:07:17.840 landscape my new house. Child. This man is working by himself. 0:07:18.200 --> 0:07:22.480 He has where he said, nobody wants to work. You 0:07:22.520 --> 0:07:25.920 know what he sounds like, Kim Kardashian. Nobody wants to work. 0:07:26.040 --> 0:07:28.480 I'm a Kim on that. So yes, get later. You know, 0:07:29.760 --> 0:07:32.680 every landscapers and and all that, get your ass up 0:07:32.720 --> 0:07:37.760 and work. Nobody wants to according to its not this 0:07:37.800 --> 0:07:40.560 is a universal issue. This is not right a female 0:07:40.680 --> 0:07:42.960 issue that Kim Kardashian talked about. I guess we should 0:07:43.000 --> 0:07:44.680 talk about that since I brought it up. Yeah, we 0:07:44.680 --> 0:07:47.120 we can. But I just want to say wait for it, 0:07:47.160 --> 0:07:49.800 because my shady moment of another week is gonna be 0:07:49.840 --> 0:07:54.120 my landscapers. But we'll wait on that. Okay, any way, yes, 0:07:54.200 --> 0:07:58.239 let's talk about Kim. So Kim did say that and said, 0:07:58.360 --> 0:08:01.040 you know this, it was like it was the way 0:08:01.120 --> 0:08:04.080 she said it, it was you know, it's hard because 0:08:04.080 --> 0:08:09.360 it's every it's perspective, right, so you know it's like, oh, um, 0:08:09.560 --> 0:08:11.400 what was it? What advice do you have? And she's like, 0:08:11.560 --> 0:08:17.440 I have the best advice. Robin's interpretation of Kim is 0:08:17.560 --> 0:08:20.800 spot on. Okay, go ahead, and we love you Kim. 0:08:20.880 --> 0:08:24.840 She said, get your ass up and work. Nobody wants 0:08:24.880 --> 0:08:28.200 to work these days. Listen, and like went on. I 0:08:28.280 --> 0:08:31.880 understood what she was saying. I did too, but she 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:33.600 you know, it's kind of hard because it's like you, 0:08:33.840 --> 0:08:36.040 like Kim, you gotta preface it like, yes, I know 0:08:36.120 --> 0:08:38.559 that I have a um you know, I had had 0:08:38.600 --> 0:08:40.600 a silver spoon in my mouth and things were kind 0:08:40.600 --> 0:08:43.640 of handed to me. But she still had to you 0:08:43.679 --> 0:08:46.520 can you can put her on the same list as 0:08:46.559 --> 0:08:50.680 like other people that probably had the same platform, platform 0:08:50.760 --> 0:08:53.920 or same opportunities, right, I maybe even a Paris Hilton, 0:08:54.480 --> 0:08:58.000 Like Paris Hilton was the original. And then Kim came 0:08:58.520 --> 0:09:01.080 and Kim, I would say, probably her ass off. She 0:09:01.160 --> 0:09:04.480 did thousand times harder than Paris Hilton, did Paris Hilton 0:09:04.520 --> 0:09:07.679 still Paris Hilton. But she's not you know, she's not 0:09:07.760 --> 0:09:10.400 on that level. She's not worth a billion, right, her 0:09:10.520 --> 0:09:13.920 family maybe, but not Kim, I mean not parents. So 0:09:14.000 --> 0:09:16.400 it's just it's all a perspective thing because I'm because 0:09:16.440 --> 0:09:19.440 I'm sure Kim sees other people who who had the 0:09:19.559 --> 0:09:23.720 same opportunities that she did, such as, you know, just 0:09:23.960 --> 0:09:26.840 rich parents or you know, just knowing people that aren't 0:09:26.840 --> 0:09:33.200 doing anything, that aren't working hard. Look at Courtney, well, Courtney, 0:09:33.679 --> 0:09:36.160 you you made it clear, and it's so funny. I 0:09:36.240 --> 0:09:38.800 feel like I was looking at Courtney in that moment 0:09:39.040 --> 0:09:41.920 that clip to see Courtney's response, because I do feel 0:09:41.960 --> 0:09:45.120 like Courtney probably was like, shut up right. Well, I mean, 0:09:45.600 --> 0:09:47.360 if I don't know these people, but if I was 0:09:47.440 --> 0:09:49.679 to look at the three of them, Kim, Courtney, and Chloe, 0:09:50.160 --> 0:09:52.480 Kim obviously gets her hustle on, and I feel like 0:09:52.559 --> 0:09:56.120 Chloe does too. I feel like Courtney is just like, oh, 0:09:56.160 --> 0:09:59.280 I'll do it if I feel like it tomorrow. I'm 0:09:59.320 --> 0:10:03.160 not getting up, Okay, I'll get up on Thursday. Like 0:10:03.360 --> 0:10:07.480 she just seems like she's very don't talk about Courtney 0:10:07.520 --> 0:10:13.960 is an aries Okay, oh explains it. You know, I 0:10:14.040 --> 0:10:17.520 don't mind chilling sometimes I want to be with my kids. 0:10:17.840 --> 0:10:23.559 You know, it was vegan at one point. But but no, no, 0:10:23.600 --> 0:10:25.840 I mean I understand, I understand what Kim was saying. 0:10:25.840 --> 0:10:29.200 It's just always it's like the perspective that is coming 0:10:29.240 --> 0:10:32.760 from the person. You know, it's hard. You gotta kinda hurt. 0:10:32.800 --> 0:10:36.000 What she's saying doesn't go for everyone, but yes, there 0:10:36.160 --> 0:10:39.480 is um. In order to be successful, you gotta work 0:10:39.520 --> 0:10:43.480 hard periods like that's the moral to the story. Period. Yes, 0:10:43.800 --> 0:10:45.880 all right, before we get into any other hot topics, 0:10:46.320 --> 0:10:51.280 Robin and I have an announcement. Doom, dude, dude, but 0:10:52.160 --> 0:11:05.400 I okay, May eighteen, you better save the date because 0:11:05.600 --> 0:11:09.679 Robin Dixon and just Sell Bright are going to be live, live, live, live, 0:11:09.800 --> 0:11:17.199 live show Live, Reason Live, Reason Shooting, LA Shooting. Okay, guys, seriously, 0:11:17.400 --> 0:11:22.200 we're so excited. We are doing a live show um 0:11:22.240 --> 0:11:24.960 here in the d m V area. It is May eighteen, 0:11:25.120 --> 0:11:28.520 reasonably Shady live dot event right dot com. And you 0:11:28.520 --> 0:11:30.320 know what, I'm going to link it on our reasonly 0:11:30.360 --> 0:11:32.600 shad dot com website too. Yes, yeah, well we'll put 0:11:32.640 --> 0:11:34.559 the link in. But guys, and we still have merchandise 0:11:34.640 --> 0:11:36.680 you can buy. Yes, we have merchan you can buy. 0:11:36.760 --> 0:11:40.400 We're so super excited about it, reason being like, you know, 0:11:40.640 --> 0:11:42.920 we have gone to a couple of podcast shows that 0:11:42.960 --> 0:11:47.640 have had live shows, right and we loved how the 0:11:47.720 --> 0:11:51.440 people were interacting with all of the folks that came 0:11:51.480 --> 0:11:53.560 to the show. That's what we plan on doing. We're 0:11:53.600 --> 0:11:56.400 gonna be live, up close and personal. We're gonna interact. 0:11:56.440 --> 0:11:58.200 We're gonna be like all up in your face. Yes, 0:11:58.280 --> 0:12:00.160 and you know what I think. It's like, we want 0:12:00.160 --> 0:12:02.200 to see you guys too. We want to hear you 0:12:02.200 --> 0:12:04.840 guys too, Like you guys hear us. You see us, 0:12:04.880 --> 0:12:07.160 you know, on our Instagram page or our YouTube. When 0:12:07.160 --> 0:12:12.520 Carl chooses to upload YouTube, Robin Shade to Carly, Carl 0:12:12.679 --> 0:12:17.160 is looking at me like, bitch, try me okay anyway, 0:12:17.480 --> 0:12:19.400 but so like you all see us, you hear us, 0:12:19.400 --> 0:12:22.080 but we don't hear you, right you. We want to 0:12:22.120 --> 0:12:25.280 like see y'all. So you know, I'm hoping we have 0:12:25.320 --> 0:12:27.400 a packed house, but if we don't, it's okay, No, 0:12:27.800 --> 0:12:35.320 guys come out and and listen. Listens. Yes, and we 0:12:35.400 --> 0:12:37.000 do have like a meet and great section because we 0:12:37.000 --> 0:12:39.000 do want to like, hug you guys, take pictures with 0:12:39.040 --> 0:12:40.679 you guys. We want to we want to get up 0:12:40.679 --> 0:12:44.800 in all up India. So um eighteen save the day, 0:12:44.920 --> 0:12:47.080 and y'all got to make this successful because if it 0:12:47.200 --> 0:12:50.600 is successful, then we might consider going to other cities. 0:12:52.120 --> 0:12:53.959 But if nobody comes with me and Robbin, it ain't 0:12:53.960 --> 0:12:57.600 going nowhere. Okay, I'll just tell you down because this 0:12:57.720 --> 0:13:00.360 is not it's suspensively what we're doing out But I 0:13:00.400 --> 0:13:02.560 know that I've seen, like you know, some people are 0:13:02.640 --> 0:13:05.000 coming in from out of town, which is like such 0:13:05.040 --> 0:13:08.120 an honor. I know, thank you so much for for 0:13:08.240 --> 0:13:16.559 doing that. Yes, I love you. Can we not talk 0:13:16.559 --> 0:13:20.040 about the slab? Yes? Okay, yes, I know. Yeah, I 0:13:20.040 --> 0:13:23.679 know we're little late with this with us. I feel 0:13:23.760 --> 0:13:26.720 like just when it happened, that was, you know, on 0:13:26.720 --> 0:13:29.480 a Sunday, and I think we called each other yes, 0:13:29.760 --> 0:13:33.800 oh my god, like, how is this going to happen? 0:13:34.320 --> 0:13:36.760 And we're not recording break? Yeah, we want to break 0:13:36.800 --> 0:13:39.400 so and so we actually considered like recording, but we 0:13:39.400 --> 0:13:41.800 were like, no, let's let's plan. Yes, let's stick to 0:13:41.840 --> 0:13:44.640 our break because we're little tired out here anyway. Okay, 0:13:44.760 --> 0:13:47.880 So y'all know what we're talking about. The slab at 0:13:47.880 --> 0:13:50.280 the Oscars, Will Smith got up out of his seat 0:13:50.320 --> 0:13:52.400 after Chris Rock made a joke about Jada and it 0:13:52.440 --> 0:13:56.240 was a joke. It was actually very p g rated 0:13:56.320 --> 0:13:58.280 joke like it was. It was no big joke. It 0:13:58.360 --> 0:14:01.720 was not offensive in my opinion, not offensive at all. Um. 0:14:01.800 --> 0:14:04.240 And then all of a sudden, Well got up out 0:14:04.240 --> 0:14:07.000 of his seat. He woked Chris Rocket. Chris Rock thought 0:14:07.040 --> 0:14:10.480 he was gonna like kiss him or something or Chris 0:14:10.559 --> 0:14:13.280 Rock had his face out there like wait, it was 0:14:13.320 --> 0:14:15.280 like it was it was so he was like hey, 0:14:16.320 --> 0:14:19.080 I mean he like literally made his face so readily 0:14:19.120 --> 0:14:23.680 available toy for the slap. And so then out of nowhere, 0:14:24.040 --> 0:14:28.360 no one was expecting it, we heard a and that 0:14:28.400 --> 0:14:32.160 thing was hurt in China, it was hurt in Australia. 0:14:32.360 --> 0:14:36.200 That slap was heard around the world. Funny to the 0:14:36.240 --> 0:14:38.680 point where I was sleep my phone started ringing off 0:14:38.680 --> 0:14:40.960 the hook. I was like, well, god, damn, what happened. 0:14:40.960 --> 0:14:45.880 The alerts were all the text messages. Oh my god. 0:14:46.120 --> 0:14:49.960 So then the fallout, Okay, so the fall out at 0:14:49.960 --> 0:14:53.240 this point in time, we all know, um, what's the same. 0:14:53.320 --> 0:14:56.400 Will Smith can no longer attend the Oscars for ten years? 0:14:56.880 --> 0:14:59.360 What's that about? I mean, like, is that is that 0:14:59.400 --> 0:15:08.040 a punishment? Okay, that's almost a gift kind but but 0:15:08.080 --> 0:15:09.840 I mean, what can they do? I guess all right, 0:15:09.840 --> 0:15:12.120 the punishment really would be like you can't be nominated 0:15:12.160 --> 0:15:14.520 and you can't win, Like that's more of a punishment thing, 0:15:14.560 --> 0:15:16.840 like you can't attend. I though it was not expecting 0:15:16.960 --> 0:15:19.960 ten years. Ten years, that's like I would have thought 0:15:20.200 --> 0:15:21.640 I would have been all right if it was just 0:15:21.880 --> 0:15:24.000 one year, but it was like, you can't come next year. 0:15:24.160 --> 0:15:28.880 But like, but ten years, that's not even I don't 0:15:29.600 --> 0:15:33.400 that's like it's extreme, but it really is like okay, 0:15:33.440 --> 0:15:39.320 like whatever, But um, let's get to why we think 0:15:39.320 --> 0:15:43.280 he did what he did. Let's get to that. So 0:15:45.000 --> 0:15:46.400 it wasn't it kind of weird how he was like 0:15:46.480 --> 0:15:51.160 laughing ever, and I wish can we find the camera 0:15:51.240 --> 0:15:54.480 that did not cut away from them between the laugh 0:15:54.640 --> 0:15:57.480 and the and the in him walking on stage? Well, no, 0:15:57.600 --> 0:15:59.640 we saw Jayda row her eyes. Well we saw that, 0:15:59.680 --> 0:16:03.560 but in right, what happened right right? Because there's no 0:16:04.360 --> 0:16:06.800 there's no camera on Jada when Will gets out of 0:16:06.840 --> 0:16:09.560 his chair, right, and there's no. I mean there's a 0:16:09.600 --> 0:16:12.440 little something like okay, she wrote her eyes and then 0:16:12.480 --> 0:16:16.560 he looked at her, but the camera cuts away, right, 0:16:16.640 --> 0:16:20.640 so we're like, what happened then, right? Did she say 0:16:20.680 --> 0:16:24.560 like you better handle this or was she like I 0:16:24.600 --> 0:16:26.480 don't know, like it was just so weird for him 0:16:26.520 --> 0:16:29.160 to go from from one thing to the other. Right now, 0:16:29.240 --> 0:16:32.040 I must say, I don't care how many times I 0:16:32.120 --> 0:16:35.320 look at this slap. I still think the ship was fake. 0:16:35.440 --> 0:16:38.760 I don't think like no, no, no, no, no. I 0:16:38.800 --> 0:16:41.480 don't mean I don't think Chris Rock was in on it. 0:16:42.040 --> 0:16:44.720 I think that was like one of those acting slaps. 0:16:45.680 --> 0:16:47.160 I don't think. You don't say you don't think he 0:16:47.160 --> 0:16:50.040 got hit for real. I think he maybe hit him, 0:16:50.080 --> 0:16:52.080 but he hit them like they do in the movies 0:16:52.440 --> 0:16:56.360 so that they don't hurt them. Because I'm sorry if 0:16:56.440 --> 0:17:00.800 I guess if Chris Rock didn't even like grab his 0:17:00.920 --> 0:17:05.119 face his whole body went to the side with his face, 0:17:05.760 --> 0:17:08.600 but he did. Okay, if I could slapped, I'm going 0:17:08.640 --> 0:17:11.000 to like maybe grab like it was. I felt his 0:17:11.080 --> 0:17:15.439 reaction was so like it was so mellow for being 0:17:15.480 --> 0:17:18.120 slapped like that, robbing. No one else feels that way. 0:17:18.320 --> 0:17:22.000 I Dot Times because no, because there's a clip of 0:17:22.000 --> 0:17:24.879 of Will teaching a kid how to fake Yes, I 0:17:24.920 --> 0:17:28.120 saw that. That looks just like that. Okay, I'm telling 0:17:28.160 --> 0:17:29.720 he did not slap him mark even. I mean you 0:17:29.720 --> 0:17:31.320 can see a little bit. Okay, So you don't think 0:17:31.359 --> 0:17:34.399 Will was wrong? No, No, I didn't say that. Okay, no, no, 0:17:34.440 --> 0:17:36.239 he's still wrong, Like you's still wrong to get up 0:17:36.640 --> 0:17:39.960 fake slap him like, I mean, he clearly made contact. 0:17:40.640 --> 0:17:44.000 I think Chris was really slapped, not fake slaps the record, 0:17:44.080 --> 0:17:46.639 But okay, so why didn't he like grab his face 0:17:46.800 --> 0:17:48.400 or like it's a sla it's not a punch. It's 0:17:48.400 --> 0:17:51.679 a slap like a slaps hurt, only so much a 0:17:51.760 --> 0:17:54.560 punch will knock you out. I don't know a slap stings, 0:17:54.640 --> 0:17:56.680 and you'd be like, I don't know, like he Chris 0:17:56.760 --> 0:17:59.239 is a christ Room wasn't even like he was just 0:17:59.280 --> 0:18:03.080 like wow, wow, Chris Rock just slap. I'm sorry if 0:18:03.080 --> 0:18:05.560 someone slaps me with the force that it looked like 0:18:06.119 --> 0:18:09.240 Will Smith slappy, you're going to grab your face. You're 0:18:09.280 --> 0:18:12.080 going to be like you're gonna you're gonna grab You're 0:18:12.160 --> 0:18:17.320 going to say like say or you might be like 0:18:17.560 --> 0:18:20.720 I mean, okay, so so is this like, like do 0:18:20.800 --> 0:18:23.800 we need to like erect a freaking statue for Chris 0:18:23.880 --> 0:18:26.440 Rock for like not reacting because he wasn't even like 0:18:26.720 --> 0:18:31.960 what the bro like like he did know. He was like, wow, 0:18:32.000 --> 0:18:36.000 I just got slapped. Slap. Yeah, I'm sorry. If someone 0:18:36.040 --> 0:18:38.120 walks up to me and slaps me, I am going 0:18:38.160 --> 0:18:40.439 to be so out of sorts, like not know what 0:18:40.560 --> 0:18:44.600 to do. I'm going to hold my face and say, oh, 0:18:45.720 --> 0:18:47.199 I have a different perspect I'm going to say I 0:18:47.240 --> 0:18:50.359 can't believe this, just like I feel like Chris Rock 0:18:50.520 --> 0:18:54.080 is like the goat, right, yeah, I guess he Okay, 0:18:54.119 --> 0:18:57.440 so he gets slapped, he acknowledges little and he's little. 0:18:57.480 --> 0:18:59.280 He's a skinny dude. He's kind of tall. He's a 0:18:59.320 --> 0:19:03.200 skinny dude. He acknowledges it, right. He says, oh, just 0:19:03.240 --> 0:19:07.119 go to love Boy Wilf Smooth, and then he he 0:19:07.240 --> 0:19:08.919 did something said something else I can't remember, and then 0:19:08.960 --> 0:19:11.880 he went straight back to the prompter. That means like 0:19:11.960 --> 0:19:15.920 that's like he's a professional. He went back to prompter. 0:19:16.400 --> 0:19:19.760 He you know, handled his bit and he got off 0:19:19.800 --> 0:19:22.920 stage like that is some goat ship. It's very impressive 0:19:23.240 --> 0:19:26.520 him It was kind of like Beyonce falling down the 0:19:26.520 --> 0:19:30.080 steps and getting up and literally her face is cash 0:19:30.080 --> 0:19:32.480 and blood is dripping down and she jumps up and 0:19:32.520 --> 0:19:36.280 continues the song like amazing, You're the goat. No, it 0:19:36.359 --> 0:19:39.439 was awesome, and it made me think in that moment, Okay, 0:19:39.440 --> 0:19:41.320 that was just a joke, like that was playing right 0:19:41.359 --> 0:19:44.359 because he handled it so well. Yes, but clearly that 0:19:44.400 --> 0:19:46.960 was not a joke. Okay, So let's get to why 0:19:47.160 --> 0:19:49.560 that the ship happened. This is my theory, Okay. I 0:19:49.600 --> 0:19:54.240 feel like Jada has emasculated that man. We didn't got 0:19:54.280 --> 0:19:57.840 on the red table, and she didn't said had entanglement, 0:19:58.760 --> 0:20:01.959 Like you made up a word to talk about effects 0:20:01.960 --> 0:20:03.959 you was cheating on your husband, Like you came up 0:20:04.000 --> 0:20:06.600 with a word entanglement because we didn't know about that word. 0:20:06.720 --> 0:20:09.159 I wish they never shared that, right, But then you 0:20:09.200 --> 0:20:11.280 made your husband talk about it. And then he says, 0:20:11.880 --> 0:20:15.719 tell me what that means. Remember that she said I 0:20:15.760 --> 0:20:18.200 had an entanglement. He said, like, explain that or tell 0:20:18.240 --> 0:20:21.840 me what that means. And she said, well, you aren't 0:20:21.840 --> 0:20:26.800 giving me what I needed, bitch. What Like, I just 0:20:26.880 --> 0:20:30.560 feel like some things are not for public consumption. Yeah, 0:20:30.720 --> 0:20:33.440 I definitely feel I felt I felt like the Red 0:20:33.480 --> 0:20:37.680 Table Talk, especially when Will was getting involved, it was like, yo, 0:20:37.960 --> 0:20:40.760 like we want y'all to stay on your pedestal, right, 0:20:40.840 --> 0:20:44.800 Like we want to be you know, confused, We wanna 0:20:45.000 --> 0:20:50.040 we wanna um, you know, wonder and have curiosity about 0:20:50.040 --> 0:20:53.639 thank you, but not really have the confirmation exactly, so 0:20:53.760 --> 0:20:57.520 that that conversation about August should not have been for 0:20:57.560 --> 0:20:59.600 the public. I don't think, Yeah, no, I don't think 0:20:59.600 --> 0:21:01.320 so I have to. I think they just totally took them. 0:21:01.400 --> 0:21:04.160 They knocked themselves off of their pedestal, which you know, okay, 0:21:04.200 --> 0:21:07.320 that's fine there everyone's no one's perfect. So maybe they 0:21:07.320 --> 0:21:10.280 wanted to be a little more relatable to the masses. 0:21:10.320 --> 0:21:13.680 But I just felt like we, especially in black culture, 0:21:13.720 --> 0:21:17.280 they were like our power couple. They were a couple. 0:21:17.359 --> 0:21:20.280 They were you know, one of them, and I really 0:21:20.280 --> 0:21:22.920 when they when even when Ja herself was on Red 0:21:22.920 --> 0:21:24.879 Table Talk, I just like, sometimes it's like you don't 0:21:24.960 --> 0:21:27.359 want to know too much. Yes, some things need to 0:21:27.359 --> 0:21:29.919 be like stay like you know, Beyonce and jay Z. 0:21:30.000 --> 0:21:35.200 Like if Beyonce ever gets on Instagram and post anything 0:21:35.240 --> 0:21:39.879 other than beautiful pictures, beautiful pictures, and starts like, you know, 0:21:40.520 --> 0:21:43.800 rambling and talking about their personal business and stuff like 0:21:44.560 --> 0:21:46.720 like Beyonce smarter than that, She's just gonna write a 0:21:46.760 --> 0:21:48.760 song about it, and everybody's gone by it another billion 0:21:48.760 --> 0:21:51.199 and everyone's gonna spec it lemonade? Did we did? We 0:21:51.240 --> 0:21:57.760 remember that? Listen? And I would be cool with cool 0:21:57.800 --> 0:22:03.840 with Will slapping backstage right, or they walk into the 0:22:03.880 --> 0:22:07.280 car and they get a little slap, going cool, because 0:22:07.320 --> 0:22:09.360 we were all cool with Solange beating the hell out 0:22:09.359 --> 0:22:11.719 of jay Z in the elevator because that was you know, 0:22:11.800 --> 0:22:15.119 send my behind closed doors, right, But you can't do 0:22:15.160 --> 0:22:17.119 this publicly in front of the world. You can't do 0:22:17.200 --> 0:22:20.520