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Speaker 2: She tells me, Hey, welcome to Hollywood Handbook and Insider's

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Speaker 2: Guide to kicking button dropping names in the red carpet

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Speaker 2: lineback hallways of this industry we call show biz. I'm

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Speaker 2: hay Stavnport. I'm here with Sean Clements.

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Speaker 3: What up.

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Speaker 2: There's something that sort of caught our eye, uh in

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Speaker 2: in this Hollywood business. What we talk about. We talk

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Speaker 2: about Hollywood. We talk about the business.

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Speaker 3: Hollywood, the business. We talk about this industry, and the

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Speaker 3: industry is changing. And one of the things that's made

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Speaker 3: that so apparent lately is there are actually TV shows

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Speaker 3: now available to you on one of these online grocery

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Speaker 3: shopping sites Amazon dot com. You've seen these green trucks

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Speaker 3: driving around town. They're not just holding Daleld produce.

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Speaker 2: They're now carrying some of your favorite new comedy TV shows.

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Speaker 2: These are shows that you can just watch. You go

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Speaker 2: to www dot Amazon dot com, slash Products, slash TV,

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Speaker 2: slash show Time, slash Watch, dash TV, slash Funny.

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Speaker 3: And just download the plugin and if your software is

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Speaker 3: up to date and is able to support their specific player,

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Speaker 3: you can start watching part of some of their shows.

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Speaker 2: We have. They've come out with a lot of shows

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Speaker 2: m browsers yep, the Internet Boys, but none of those

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Speaker 2: are our favorites.

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Speaker 3: No, we each picked a favorite after watching all the shows.

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Speaker 3: Where did we find the time? It's nice for me actually,

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Speaker 3: it's right there on my phone Pewter was nice. But

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Speaker 3: I love this one show. You might have liked it too.

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Speaker 3: It's called Gamma Guys from the online grocery store that

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Speaker 3: that brought you Alpha House and Beta's is Gamma Guys.

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Speaker 3: It's these two dudes who work at a chewing gum

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Speaker 3: with a new flavor by midnight or else Japan's gonna

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Speaker 3: pull out all their money. And so mister Nakahashi's on

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Speaker 3: the phone and he's trying different flavors and he's going

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Speaker 3: up most honorable Gamma Guys, these flame of stinks. And

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Speaker 3: and the two guys they bicker. But what I liked

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Speaker 3: about it is underneath the fighting, you can tell they're

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Speaker 3: really friends. So many shows they forget to make people likable,

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Speaker 3: and they forget to put a little bit of heart

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Speaker 3: in there, and that's what makes TV work. Sorry, online

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Speaker 2: Did you catch Primetime?

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Speaker 3: Ooh, I almost picked that one. I swear jealous.

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Speaker 2: Primetime is a show starring Wyatt's an act as a

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Speaker 2: guy who wins an Amazon Prime subscription in the lottery

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Speaker 2: and he uses it to become the first guy to

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Speaker 2: kiss every book until the trouble begins when his mailman,

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Speaker 2: played by the very underrated Alison Becker, comes along and

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Speaker 2: starts to wonder if kissing all the books is really

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Speaker 2: the thing for him. And you talk about relatability, Sean,

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Speaker 2: And for me, there was the moment in the pilot

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Speaker 2: when he kissed the scary mystery book and had to

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Speaker 2: like a book like Frankenstein, a book like Dracula. These

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Speaker 3: And well, then why would you say them? I mean,

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Speaker 3: I try to be professional during the show, but I've

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Speaker 3: asked you not to talk about Frankenstein's anymore.

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Speaker 2: Right, How should I say it? I guess from now

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Speaker 3: Mary Shelley's monstrous creation. I forgot to mention the cast

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Speaker 2: Right, But there were two there was there was There

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Speaker 3: I don't think there was a British one. Oh, you

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Speaker 3: know what I think you're thinking of, scandal. Scandal was

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Speaker 2: newspaper these days, all you seem to see are these

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Speaker 3: Blog newspapers are lousy with them.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's when they will describe a salacious event from

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Speaker 2: Blinds Up, where we read some real blind items and

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Speaker 2: And now we're going to start with a blind item

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Speaker 2: from the site Crazy Days and Nights sort of a

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Speaker 2: Hollywood gossip site as a real blind item, and it

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Speaker 2: goes like this. This former A plus plus list politician

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Speaker 2: the trailer was rocking. Now, Sean, we were, we were there.

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Speaker 3: We were supervising. Yes, And what is this sickness with

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Speaker 3: these gossip lovers that they will not leave President Jimmy

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Speaker 3: And what he was doing, by the way, with that

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Speaker 3: Which couldn't be further from the truth.

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Speaker 2: Yes, he was really just finger blasting her.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he was giving her some deep digit lovin'. And

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Speaker 3: he never once exposed himself. No, I don't even think

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Speaker 2: And and and what film set was that?

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Speaker 3: It was the set of Devil the Elevator movie that

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Speaker 2: And Jimmy Carter went to give his blessing from the

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Speaker 2: This reality star demanded c star cain from strangers at

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Speaker 2: And they call him a reality star because, like we

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Speaker 3: Well, with the twenty four hour news cycle these days,

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Speaker 2: Be on that flavor of Love or one of those osborn.

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Speaker 2: Damien Fahee is here. He was the host of Total

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Speaker 3: So then I check you stand up from the couch

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Speaker 2: Hey, what up? What up? Welcome to Hollywood Handbook and

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Speaker 2: Insider's Guide to Kicking button dropping names in the red

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Speaker 2: I really do think we have a very exciting guest today. Uh,

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Speaker 2: Damien Faye. He is here, yo. We we have sort

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Speaker 2: And that was sort of the beginning of music.

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Speaker 3: Well, it was the beginning of music being associated with

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Speaker 2: And Damian, your job when you were hosting TIERRL Total

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Speaker 3: I And that's something I wanted to talk about. Always

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Speaker 4: And it could be a metaphor.

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Speaker 3: They can't handle it. They can't handle the emotions about

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Speaker 3: No, you don't just jump in the deep end of

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Speaker 3: Let's get our toesies wet in the shallow end and

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Speaker 4: yes for the layman's out there who don't know, because

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Speaker 4: if you don't know, don't judge. You have to go

440
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Speaker 4: out on top. Yes, you have to go out on top.

441
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:58,199
Speaker 4: And I was standing on a pile of money, I

442
00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:02,760
Speaker 4: was standing on a pile of women, and I just

443
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Speaker 4: decided to pull the plug. I said, life is too good.

444
00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:06,639
Speaker 4: It cannot get any better.

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Speaker 3: And people make a big deal about Vince Gillian doing

446
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Speaker 3: what he did and ending breaking Bad at sort of

447
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Speaker 3: its peak. But it's like, hmmm, it feels kind of like,

448
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Speaker 3: where do you get that idea? Oh, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Damien freaking did that, yes, when he came to a

450
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Speaker 3: TRL when that was on top, And so that just

451
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Speaker 3: makes me so mad sometimes at Vince Gillian when he's

452
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Speaker 3: in those interviews and he's not saying that.

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Speaker 2: Now, you ended the show in two thousand and nine,

454
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Speaker 2: I did, Is that right? Yes? Yes, you said at

455
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Speaker 2: the time it was precipitated by Susan Boyle's song and

456
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Speaker 2: that being the end of music.

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Speaker 4: Yes, because an ugly woman cannot sound good? Yes, do

458
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Speaker 4: you understand that? Hey, I get it, she was not

459
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Speaker 4: attractive enough for me.

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Speaker 2: And that that would change music in sort of a

461
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Speaker 2: way that it wouldn't be music anymore. Well, in terms

462
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Speaker 2: of how you how you have it.

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Speaker 4: You've got the voice, what's the concept behind that? I

464
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Speaker 4: want to hear the voice before I see, so I

465
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Speaker 4: don't judge, right, which is terrible because that's why there

466
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:17,320
Speaker 4: haven't been many success stories. People want a pretty face

467
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Speaker 4: and Susan Boyle, God bless her. She comes from those

468
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Speaker 4: stony fields of the UK, and I'm sure she can

469
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Speaker 4: milk a cow really well with those big paws. But

470
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Speaker 4: when it comes to singing on a stage you leave

471
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Speaker 4: that to the pros.

472
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Speaker 3: And all of the voice winners, let's be frank, have

473
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Speaker 3: been hideous monsters. Yes, what a sick group of freaks.

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Speaker 2: And yeah, oh some of them much too old, some

475
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Speaker 2: of them in their thirties.

476
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Speaker 4: When was the last time you saw a good looking

477
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Speaker 4: person in their thirties? It's thirteen, it's fourteen, it's fifteen,

478
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Speaker 4: it's sixteen, it's not seventeen, it's thirteen to sixteen. Is

479
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 4: the window that really gets me? America going yeah, yeah,

480
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:10,880
Speaker 4: assuming they're mature, right, you know, internally.

481
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Speaker 3: Because I mean, I mean I had made my own experience.

482
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Speaker 3: I mean, he's just just in dealing with just in conversation.

483
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Speaker 3: I met very young people who feel much older, and

484
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Speaker 3: I've also met older people who feel very young.

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Speaker 2: Let's cool down with a little trip into the popcorn gallery. Yes,

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Speaker 2: let's uh, let's reach inside pull out a question.

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Speaker 5: Hmm.

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Speaker 2: Here's a question for you, Damien, from a fan of

489
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Speaker 2: either yours or ours.

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Speaker 4: It's probably mine.

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Speaker 2: His name is Scoops and his question is Damien. I

492
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:59,720
Speaker 2: understand your nickname is the D Man. How can I

493
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Speaker 2: get a cool nickname like this?

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Speaker 4: Well, Scoobs is already pretty cool. You can't really do

495
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:10,920
Speaker 4: much with that. I could call you cubes, I could

496
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:14,280
Speaker 4: call you boots, I could call you the s Man.

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Speaker 4: But at the end of the day, brother, you got

498
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Speaker 4: to earn.

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Speaker 2: It and how and would you say getting your own

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Speaker 2: show on TV is a.

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Speaker 4: Now, don't even try. It's not gonna It's not gonna

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Speaker 4: happen for you.

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Speaker 3: That's helpful advice. We need to say that to more

504
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:33,760
Speaker 3: of our listeners. Is just it's not gonna happen.

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00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:38,280
Speaker 4: It's healthy to dream unless you are good. Oh, if

506
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Speaker 4: you're good, yeah, yeah.

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00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:42,760
Speaker 3: But if you're not good, I can't tell you the

508
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:45,560
Speaker 3: number of people I see who aren't any good. I

509
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 3: mean just mind blowing everywhere. D man, do you come

510
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Speaker 3: across that.

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00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,400
Speaker 4: They're everywhere, They're everywhere.

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Speaker 3: I'm always happy when I see them doing something like, uh,

513
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Speaker 3: mopping floors. Yes, if they're mopping up in a toilet room,

514
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Speaker 3: then I go, Okay.

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Speaker 2: I see some of these girls my daughter does tap with.

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Speaker 2: Oh you know uh, it's like they let anyone onto

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Speaker 2: the stage, like they do these recitals, and at the end,

518
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:17,920
Speaker 2: what do they do They hand out the trophies.

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean, everybody gets a trophy.

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Speaker 2: And some of these girls are are fucking shit at tap.

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00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you can't say that because it's like it's

522
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Speaker 4: like the thing we said earlier.

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Speaker 3: And what's so dangerous about that too, is you don't

524
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Speaker 3: find out what you're good at if you get rewarded

525
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Speaker 3: for every activity. That's part of the reason that we

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Speaker 3: actually have trophies mean something.

527
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:43,120
Speaker 4: We're used to calm down, calm down.

528
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Speaker 3: But but if I'd gotten a trophy for vacuuming the floors,

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Speaker 3: you know, I would then that might have been what

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Speaker 3: I pursued. But I got no good.

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Speaker 2: I got vacuuming floors.

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Speaker 3: Ri. I'm terrible at it, I admit it. I can't

533
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Speaker 3: do it. No, I don't. I don't have the vision

534
00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:59,600
Speaker 3: for it. But I can make movies. I can star

535
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:02,440
Speaker 3: and move, I can write movies. I can direct movies.

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Speaker 2: Here's a question. It's at the way bottom of the bag.

537
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 2: Let me just reach in and get it.

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00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:14,440
Speaker 3: I know there's another piece in her.

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Speaker 4: Yes.

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Speaker 2: This question is from Toby keith'swat Damien, you were a

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00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:27,160
Speaker 2: guest on Cupcake Wars once. My question is how did

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00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:29,640
Speaker 2: you keep from meeting every freaking cupcake in that joint?

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00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,480
Speaker 4: Well, it wasn't easy. And who said I didn't.

544
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:42,600
Speaker 3: Slam dunk? So uh buzz hinga, it's the facial.

545
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Speaker 2: Let me just reach back in one more time for

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00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:51,440
Speaker 2: one more question. Yeah, this one is from Freya in Sweden.

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Speaker 4: Damien, right off the bat, I already don't like your name.

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00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:56,280
Speaker 2: Speak on that.

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00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:58,760
Speaker 4: It's a sound, it's not a name.

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00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:01,680
Speaker 2: Do you want to hear this question or just no?

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00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 4: I want to hear the last three words of it,

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00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 4: and then I'll decide for each topping. No, okay, absolutely not.

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00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 3: Well, d man, do you have anything exciting coming up

554
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 3: that you want to talk to us about?

555
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 4: Uh, well, you guys know about the latest and greatest,

556
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 4: which would be you know, the big the movie Russell

557
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:25,720
Speaker 4: Crowe and Daniel day Lewis.

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00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 2: They're directing you in a movie.

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00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:31,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's all method and I'm excited for it. Can

560
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:33,160
Speaker 4: Film Festival.

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00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:35,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I know you've been in the lab for

562
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,400
Speaker 3: quite a while cooking up the concept. But if you

563
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 3: could give us just one line of dialogue from the film,

564
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:44,280
Speaker 3: and don't worry that it's out of context. We know

565
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 3: it's going to be rich. But if you could just

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Speaker 3: give us one sentence from maybe the pivotal scene of

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00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:54,000
Speaker 3: the movie of the film, Yes.

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00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 4: Let me just do you guys mind, if if I

569
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:58,960
Speaker 4: could just go there, because it's or for me to recite,

570
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,080
Speaker 4: I need to really go there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

572
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:01,560
Speaker 3: Sure, I insist.

573
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:05,560
Speaker 4: You're gonna eat your shorts.

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00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:13,960
Speaker 2: Guys. Follow Follow Damien on Twitter at Damien Fahie this

575
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 2: Twitter thing, honestly, come you know.

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Speaker 4: I mean, we're waiting, we're tweeting our lives away.

577
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:21,520
Speaker 2: What is this? What is this?

578
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 3: I keep waiting to wake up and find out it

579
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 3: was all a prank. Now follow him on Twitter, follow

580
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 3: us on Twitter. Hey, like our Facebook.

581
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Speaker 2: Page, Yeah right, go ahead and like our Facebook.

582
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:35,920
Speaker 3: We're doing some funny shit over there.

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00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's some really funny photoshops that we would really

584
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:42,360
Speaker 2: like you guys to see. Yeah, and if we see

585
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:46,160
Speaker 2: a funny thing on Facebook that we like, we will

586
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 2: share it on our own page. Like there are some

587
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 2: of these things where like Willy Wonka's like his like

588
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:54,640
Speaker 2: fist on his head and he's like beating, sort of

589
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,320
Speaker 2: like condescending, like.

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Speaker 3: Oh really there's this freakin cat.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to like spoil it too much, but

592
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:04,000
Speaker 2: oh yeah he's got something I know which one.

593
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Speaker 3: I know which one.

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00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 2: I don't want to say what the attitude is.

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00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 4: But he's not pleased, he's.

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Speaker 3: Not Okay, that's as much as well said. Nothing else.

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Speaker 2: And oh please make sure to buy the pro version.

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00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 3: Oh yes, that's important.

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Speaker 2: What are we offering in the pro version this week?

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Speaker 3: Well, this week you get a signed headphone chord from Hayes.

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Speaker 3: It's very difficult to make out the signature. It is

602
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Speaker 3: a black cord and he did sign it with sharpie marker.

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Speaker 3: But one of Hayes's actual headphone chords that he wore

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Speaker 3: during the recording of a podcast. And also Damien announces

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Speaker 3: you as the number one music video of two thousand

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Speaker 3: and nine.

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Speaker 2: And the winner of last week's drawing from all the

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Speaker 2: people who bought the pro version was Chanson and so Chanson,

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Speaker 2: here here is your prize in it.

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Speaker 4: Can you do like a little clap or like cheering

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Speaker 4: up a little bit so I can go there?

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Speaker 2: Get all right?

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Speaker 4: Welcome back to Times Square the number one video. Boy,

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Speaker 4: we got a lot of votes. It was a close

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Speaker 4: one today between the Goo Goo Dolls, Iris and well

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Speaker 4: newcomer Chansen. Chansen his latest at number one, and this

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Speaker 4: is called Producer.

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Speaker 3: What is it?

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Speaker 4: What is it called?

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Speaker 2: What is it?

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Speaker 4: Bat Out of Hell?

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Speaker 2: Three?

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Speaker 4: The meat Loaf continuation.

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Speaker 2: And we also want to say a loving goodbye to

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Speaker 2: Engineer Frank, one of our favorite engineers. He is leaving you.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure you'll be hearing definitely one of our top

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Speaker 2: tree engineers. I'm sure you'll be hearing a lot of

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Speaker 2: goodbyes as this month goes on. But he's he's going

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Speaker 2: to be moving on to other opportunities. I will always

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Speaker 2: remember at the beginning of one of our recordings. I

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Speaker 2: think it was actually this recording when Frank couldn't get

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Speaker 2: the music to play, and it was because he had

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Speaker 2: the input and output jacks confused.

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Speaker 3: I'll remember it differently. I'll always remember the time when

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Speaker 3: we were recording with Frank. It may have actually been

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Speaker 3: this recording when he didn't know to lower the music

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Speaker 3: so that we could talk over it, as we've done

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Speaker 3: for basically the past fifty podcasts.

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Speaker 2: We've recorded.

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Speaker 3: Just those little touches that you remember about someone when

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Speaker 3: you work with them for this long. And we love you, Frank.

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Speaker 2: We love you, Frank. Everything going smoothly around here is

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Speaker 2: going to be a difficult transition, and so.

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Speaker 4: I have a heart out by the way, just so

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Speaker 4: you guys know. I know I didn't mention that in

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Speaker 4: the email, but I've got about two more minutes.

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Speaker 3: We'll fucking take off then bye.

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Speaker 6: This has been an Earwook Media production executive producers Jeff

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Speaker 6: Ulrich and Scott Ackerman. For more information, visit Earwolf dot com.

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