Speaker 1: It's the best bit of the week.
Speaker 2: With Morgan two, she's breaking down the top seven segments
Speaker 2: from The Bobby Bone Show this week.
Speaker 3: What's up everybody? Happy weekend.
Speaker 4: I don't know about you guys, but after Thanksgiving and
Speaker 4: as we head into Christmas, I am a sleepy girl.
Speaker 4: I need a really, really big nap, maybe some hibernation.
Speaker 4: But since I can't do that right now and you're
Speaker 4: here with us, we're all gonna try and wake up together.
Speaker 4: I would love if you check out Part one in
Speaker 4: part three this Weekend with Eddie. Part one, we got
Speaker 4: all caught up on each other's lives and I heard
Speaker 4: about Eddie's first Thanksgiving. His mom and his brother were
Speaker 4: in town and they did some fun stuff. And then
Speaker 4: also in part three, we answered all kinds of listener questions,
Speaker 4: so good stuff on both of those. Highly encourage you
Speaker 4: to listen to both of them. But for now, let's
Speaker 4: get caught up on the Bobby Bone Show. We got
Speaker 4: an honorable mention. I just want to say this. We're
Speaker 4: not gonna put a bit here, but we had our
Speaker 4: Saint Jude radiothon the last two days and it was
Speaker 4: so awesome.
Speaker 3: We have some newformances out for you grays on.
Speaker 4: Our YouTube page, so go check those out at Bobby
Speaker 4: Bone Show.
Speaker 3: You can also subscribe while you're there.
Speaker 4: We have all kinds of performances there and old ones
Speaker 4: from years past like Brett Eldridge covering songs and Morgan
Speaker 4: Wallen covering take It Easy.
Speaker 3: Really good stuff. Now it's really time to get started.
Speaker 4: Number seven is rejected segments this week, so Bobby will
Speaker 4: share the top five rejected segments from the last month,
Speaker 4: and guys, pat on my back. None of mine made it,
Speaker 4: so either they're really rejected that they never even made
Speaker 4: rejected segments, or they made it on the air, or
Speaker 4: they made it in Best Bits Part one.
Speaker 5: Number seven five rejected segments of the last thirty days.
Speaker 6: Go rejected segments number five.
Speaker 5: So this was suggested Bobby Bone Show. Pet that lives
Speaker 5: in the green room that we have here, Oh what kinds? Well,
Speaker 5: that's quest. Well the question was from Mike. Can we
Speaker 5: get a pet for the green room? A gerbil, a snake,
Speaker 5: a fish, a guinea pig, turtle. We're all assigned days.
Speaker 5: We need to feed and clean the air. We can
Speaker 5: even get a client to sponsor the cage or the tank.
Speaker 7: It's cute.
Speaker 5: It's gonna die. It's gonna die. This is the reason
Speaker 5: why I would say no to this because it does
Speaker 5: on the surface sound fine. But what about more gone
Speaker 5: for two weeks Christmas?
Speaker 7: Somebody has to clean.
Speaker 5: There's gonna be a fight.
Speaker 8: A snake would be awesome.
Speaker 9: Fish, it'd be cool, and then would die. If artists
Speaker 9: come in, they get to see the fish and it
Speaker 9: makes them happy.
Speaker 5: Fish would die. I'm just going knowing that a guinea
Speaker 5: pig thing would die in a week, because that's like
Speaker 5: you have to really take care of that one.
Speaker 8: We had a lizard a get go. Those live for
Speaker 8: a long time if you don't feed them. Yeah, I
Speaker 8: mean really like you canno feed them for like three days.
Speaker 5: They're cool, but you guys, it would die. We would
Speaker 5: kill it. Number four, it's it's Amy season.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 7: What you know, what is this something I suggested?
Speaker 5: But I don't think you suggested it in the way
Speaker 5: that I read it. Okay, it's a joke, and I'm
Speaker 5: totally it's totally joke. When I said, like Amy's and heat, yes,
Speaker 5: I know, because I'm not absolutely absolutely not. But you're
Speaker 5: just single again.
Speaker 7: So it's like behaving and but a little bit.
Speaker 5: More than ever before. You've been a little bit like
Speaker 5: oh okay, okay, y'all amy wanted to play guest that
Speaker 5: country star shoe size.
Speaker 9: Yeah no, no, no, no, no, that's not what that is.
Speaker 9: Horn dog, horn dog?
Speaker 7: Yeah, crazy, No.
Speaker 8: Do you really have the game though?
Speaker 5: I do? And she's like Alden eleven and then she's
Speaker 5: like Blake Shelton fourteen. It puts biggest with exclamation.
Speaker 6: Who.
Speaker 7: Guess the biggest? But this originated from something I did
Speaker 7: at the opry and I kept having to here Carrie
Speaker 7: Underwood's shoe size over and over eight by the way, eight. Yes,
Speaker 7: you know what I'm talking about. Right by that dressing room.
Speaker 5: They have heard the tour their shoes and stuff from
Speaker 5: her performances. Yeah.
Speaker 7: Right. So anyway, I was like, oh, well she's an eight,
Speaker 7: So I wonder what other people are. So I researched
Speaker 7: and then I thought, I.
Speaker 5: Guess Ryan large twelve.
Speaker 7: I also have most surprising.
Speaker 5: We love you being who you are, by the way,
Speaker 5: just for the record, but sometimes waiting to mind you
Speaker 5: who you are.
Speaker 7: Okay, all right, that's so that that was all right,
Speaker 7: So we're not going to play. I got it.
Speaker 5: Number four, you go ahead, Next one up, number three,
Speaker 5: Number three. Raymondo says there's a conspiracy floating around and
Speaker 5: he have some listeners ask him that needs to be
Speaker 5: cleared up. And this is a serious one. But I
Speaker 5: think it's Raymundo. I'm not sure if it's clickbait or
Speaker 5: if listeners really want to know this, but I think
Speaker 5: it needs to be addressed. Are you familiar with this
Speaker 5: you said a long time ago. Yeah, okay, go ahead.
Speaker 5: It's just speculation about lunchbox and riding his bike.
Speaker 6: Okay, there's just more to that, like why would a
Speaker 6: guy in the radio not have a vehicle to drive
Speaker 6: himself to work, So there's a reason that he's riding
Speaker 6: his bike.
Speaker 5: It's not because he doesn't have a car. So listeners think,
Speaker 5: they think that he got a dewey. Oh, well, then
Speaker 5: he got a dui, so now he's he was riding
Speaker 5: his bike.
Speaker 9: No, that's the farthest thing.
Speaker 7: From if he got one, well, we'd get fired, right.
Speaker 9: The news would pick that up. If I got one.
Speaker 7: I thought that was the rule.
Speaker 5: Long time.
Speaker 9: We were having one beer and was like, you know,
Speaker 9: if you get a d w I to night your fire.
Speaker 8: Will, man, I was midzip too, but oh okay, not
Speaker 8: drinking that.
Speaker 5: I don't know what the company policy is, but around.
Speaker 9: Here, no go yeah right, that would have been all
Speaker 9: over the news. Tell listeners, don't the news.
Speaker 5: Literally wouldn't have been the new guarantee it.
Speaker 9: Trust me. If I got in trouble and be on
Speaker 9: the news.
Speaker 5: I knew it wasn't true. And I didn't know if
Speaker 5: this was a real thing Ray was dealing with or
Speaker 5: was clickbait Ray. But I wanted to give him a
Speaker 5: minute to talk about So this is not true. But
Speaker 5: why aren't you Why are you still riding your bike
Speaker 5: to work?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 5: It's just good for you. You haven't No, no, I
Speaker 5: want to accept that because you're I won't even say frugal,
Speaker 5: like you purposefully are extremely cheap and certain things.
Speaker 9: Why don't you buy a car that's expensive? Man?
Speaker 5: Yeah, cars are. It's one of the big most expensive
Speaker 5: things that.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm really zeroing in on. Like an electric bike.
Speaker 5: I have one. I have a really good one that
Speaker 5: you can buy from me. Oh, I have a great
Speaker 5: electric bike, like top of the line.
Speaker 8: You have a good deal.
Speaker 9: Heck, yeah, okay, how much you're talking We can talk
Speaker 9: after the show. Can you write it down a piece
Speaker 9: of paper and show it?
Speaker 5: No, not right now because I can see it.
Speaker 9: Yeah, because, yeah, I'm kind of zeroing in on an
Speaker 9: electric bike when I get a car, though. Electric bike
Speaker 9: is so much cheaper, more reliable. I don't know about
Speaker 9: more reliable. I take that back, but.
Speaker 8: What about one of those scooters that you can rent.
Speaker 9: No, a scooter, I don't feel a safe on like, yeah,
Speaker 9: going back and forth.
Speaker 5: Electric bike you just get go into and hit the button. Man,
Speaker 5: it takes the whole way. It's pretty awesome, all right.
Speaker 5: Next one never took Number two. Ramonda wants to put
Speaker 5: this app ideat into the universe so someone will create it.
Speaker 5: He's not even saying he wants to create it. He
Speaker 5: just wants to create it.
Speaker 9: What is that?
Speaker 6: Yeah, So when you go to concert venues, you never
Speaker 6: know what the temperature is going to be, and.
Speaker 5: Sometimes you have place like Bridgetone. It's a hockey place,
Speaker 5: so it could be sixty degrees in there when you
Speaker 5: go to a concert.
Speaker 6: What about something in I just recently went to one
Speaker 6: in Kentucky and Lexington. I had no idea that Jelly
Speaker 6: Roll was gonna use pyrotechniques. Use me eighty five degrees
Speaker 6: in there, I would have wore shorts. So if this
Speaker 6: app could just show venue temperatures, it would really help
Speaker 6: out people coming. There's fifty thousand people coming. Sounds like
Speaker 6: a beneficial app. Please just do that for me smart
Speaker 6: people out there.
Speaker 5: I don't think that's a bad idea, But it would
Speaker 5: need to be a part of another app, because I
Speaker 5: don't think that alone would make people download it.
Speaker 8: Well, not just venues. You could do the mall. You
Speaker 8: can do movie theaters and tell you how cold it is,
Speaker 8: if you need to take a jacket or not. This
Speaker 8: is brilliant, brilliant.
Speaker 5: It just needs to be a part of something else
Speaker 5: that's more brilliant.
Speaker 9: It's not even bad. Like you go to the doctor's
Speaker 9: office sometimes it's freezing around.
Speaker 7: Now all these places have to report their current.
Speaker 5: Going to your bathroom, walk in there, this office.
Speaker 9: Or it's sort of like a ways of this. It's
Speaker 9: like when you go somewhere, you type in what the
Speaker 9: temperature is so people know, oh, okay, I'm headed there tomorrow.
Speaker 9: I know what the temperature is.
Speaker 5: But how do you know what the temperature is?
Speaker 9: There's got to be a thermometer on your phone.
Speaker 5: Right, I don't know, but that's usually outside. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 7: Ray.
Speaker 5: I think there's something there, but that's like a it
Speaker 5: needs more to it. All right, all right, and finally
Speaker 5: go ahead. Number one rejected segments. Eddie swears that God
Speaker 5: opened his car door.
Speaker 8: No no, no, no, no no. My son swears that God
Speaker 8: opened his car door. He calls me from tutoring. He
Speaker 8: goes with the public library to do tutoring, and he
Speaker 8: calls me and says, Dad, I locked my keys in
Speaker 8: my car. I'm like great, So I get in my car.
Speaker 8: I start driving to the library. It's probably about twenty
Speaker 8: minutes away, and he calls me about halfway, goes dad, Dad,
Speaker 8: forget it, don't. I don't need you anymore. I closed
Speaker 8: my eyes, I said a prayer, and then I cried
Speaker 8: the lock again and it opened. Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 9: That is pretty crazy?
Speaker 6: Said?
Speaker 8: He asked the man upstairs to please Lord open this
Speaker 8: car door, and he tried it and it opened. That's
Speaker 8: pretty amazing.
Speaker 9: Hey, my kids have done that with rain, Like it's
Speaker 9: raining outside and they'll say, can you please make it
Speaker 9: stop raining? Thirty minutes it sash rating.
Speaker 8: I'm just saying, how do you explain that I don't know?
Speaker 7: I don't either, or is it that like somehow he
Speaker 7: was confused and it really was unlocked, and he's like,
Speaker 7: what could I tell Dad's or doesn't think I'm stupid?
Speaker 5: Now we're talking.
Speaker 8: That's not what he told me, though, Yeah, he told
Speaker 8: me the point man upstairs opened it up.
Speaker 5: Or what if like he was off doing something else
Speaker 5: he shouldn't be and he need an excuse for being late.
Speaker 7: Oh, that's it, that's it. He's a tutoring at the library,
Speaker 7: he's in a parking.
Speaker 5: He's at the soup kitchen, and all of a sudden,
Speaker 5: this car.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Bobby nailed it.
Speaker 5: And then you're telling me he was lying. And then
Speaker 5: he puts God in it, because yeah, and God can
Speaker 5: know a lot of things. Never uline my car door.
Speaker 8: I tried, and he knows I'd believe that.
Speaker 7: And you were on your way and he was like, oh,
Speaker 7: I got to stop him from coming.
Speaker 5: That was rejected segments.
Speaker 2: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Number two,
Speaker 2: we all got.
Speaker 3: A little vulnerable during this segment.
Speaker 4: Eddie's kids watched home alone and they got freaked out
Speaker 4: because you know, there's a whole break in situation, basically
Speaker 4: the whole plot of the movie.
Speaker 3: And so we decided to share our.
Speaker 4: Movies that aren't necessarily scary, but they scared us anyway.
Speaker 3: And there's a lot on this list. Maybe they also
Speaker 3: scared you.
Speaker 5: Number six So it's not from a scary movie. But
Speaker 5: what from a movie scared you for life? This is
Speaker 5: Eddie question, Why what happened to you?
Speaker 8: Yeah, we were watching Home Alone and I alsos thought
Speaker 8: Home Alone was just a nice, little family friendly, fun movie.
Speaker 8: But my kids were so scared afterwards because they're like,
Speaker 8: oh my gosh, somebody's gonna break into our house and
Speaker 8: I'm gonna be your home alone.
Speaker 5: The burglary part of.
Speaker 8: It, Marvin Harry like freaked them out.
Speaker 5: Interesting. Mine was probably Stape off marshmallow Man way back
Speaker 5: in day Ghostbusters. Yeah, they were like, don't think of anything.
Speaker 5: And also in this big marshmallow Man comes walking down
Speaker 5: the Yeah, that scared the crap out of me because
Speaker 5: I don't like scary movies. What non scary movies scared
Speaker 5: the crap out of you? Yeah, mine's gonna be Ghostbusters.
Speaker 5: But that kind of is kind of it. That was
Speaker 5: kind of scary though, right, Yeah, this wasn't a horror
Speaker 5: movie ghost but yeah, but it was kind of in
Speaker 5: that lane.
Speaker 4: You.
Speaker 7: I was thinking, like this is considered scary though, because
Speaker 7: Cape Fear always comes to my mind.
Speaker 5: Scary movie it is, but.
Speaker 7: I feel like when I brought it up before, it's
Speaker 7: like really scary movie. Oh, I'm like, oh, that's so lame,
Speaker 7: and like I still think about it.
Speaker 8: I've never seen it. What's that one about?
Speaker 5: It's I think Robert de Niro, isn't it a Stephen
Speaker 5: King book? Tho, Yeah, it's a horror movie. That's a
Speaker 5: scary movie.
Speaker 7: We so that doesn't count.
Speaker 5: What about like the Ghostbuster was cheating too, because I
Speaker 5: think about the ghost part. I remember as a kid
Speaker 5: we all watched it and the marshmallow Man scared me
Speaker 5: more than the ghosts. I don't want a massive I
Speaker 5: just would always think if I think it's notthing bad,
Speaker 5: it's going to show up in huge and like eat
Speaker 5: me what else?
Speaker 7: Yeah, like some of those movies like where there's a
Speaker 7: disease spreading like that. You've hated the twenty horror movies though,
Speaker 7: six that's that's not a horror movie.
Speaker 8: Twenty eight Days is that what you're thinking.
Speaker 7: Whatever it was, Yeah, or the one with Sandra Bullock
Speaker 7: where she couldn't.
Speaker 5: See bird view, Oh that was crazy Bucks, bird Box,
Speaker 5: that's a horror movie. Feel a kid during bird Box yesterday?
Speaker 7: True? Well, guys, the movies I was watching as a kid,
Speaker 7: Pretty Woman, dirty Dancing.
Speaker 5: Like a fear of falling in the prostitution or.
Speaker 9: Luxbox, Don't tell Mom the babysitters dead because I freaked out,
Speaker 9: like what if the babysitter died? Oh my gosh, we'd
Speaker 9: be on our own.
Speaker 5: We like.
Speaker 9: It was one of those things like what do you
Speaker 9: do with the dead body? And are you really supposed
Speaker 9: not to tell anybody? And the whole death thing.
Speaker 5: That's a good Morgan.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Mine was ET.
Speaker 4: I could only watch it like halfway through, and the
Speaker 4: alien would freak me out. I don't know if it's
Speaker 4: because I was so afraid that aliens existed in that
Speaker 4: movie made it feel like aliens were real. I don't know,
Speaker 4: But for whatever reason, I couldn't watch ET all the
Speaker 4: way through until I was an adult.
Speaker 5: I can't see being young at movie freaking you out.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and then there are guys with flashlights looking for
Speaker 8: the alien. That's creepy stuff.
Speaker 5: Goonies that yah, yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 8: Anytime I saw like a jeep Cherokee, the one that
Speaker 8: family would drive, that freaked me out. Me, like, that's
Speaker 8: what for Telly's.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, remember that? I remember that.
Speaker 8: Yeah, they would drive a deep bad guys. Yeah, it
Speaker 8: was the mom and the two guys.
Speaker 5: Raymondo'd you have one?
Speaker 6: Yeah, lion king death and then also those hyenas. I
Speaker 6: always I thought I was gonna win the cartoon. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: I thought I was gonna grow up alone watching that thing.
Speaker 5: Well you went alone cartoon? Yeah, animated. Yeah, I hated
Speaker 5: the very probably first thirty minutes of the movie. It's fine.
Speaker 5: After that, it gets better, thank you.
Speaker 8: Once Poomba comes out, it gets better singing that then
Speaker 8: life just gets easier, right, Mike d Mine was Twister.
Speaker 5: I grew up in a trailer park, so I was like,
Speaker 5: if there's ever a Twister, like, we're done for. I
Speaker 5: was so freaked out, and that's why I watched that
Speaker 5: movie so much, to face my fear. That was a
Speaker 5: that's a good one, Twister, Say anything natural disaster. Amy's
Speaker 5: like Freddy Krueger, No, No, that's a horror movie. Morgan.
Speaker 4: That one reminds me of Armageddon. Armagedd also freaked me out.
Speaker 5: Yeah that was a documentary, right, that was a documentary. Dang,
Speaker 5: I thought Armageddon was so good.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I watched it again. It's not as good Man.
Speaker 8: It doesn't hold an time around now, not when you're
Speaker 8: forty five years old.
Speaker 5: But like when she touches the screen, mm hmmm, it's like.
Speaker 8: Like I remember watching that and crying at the movie theater.
Speaker 9: And that's so weird because we were like teenagers. Morgan
Speaker 9: was a kid, Like I looked it up when it
Speaker 9: came out as ninety eight. I was like, dang, So
Speaker 9: she was like seven when she watched that. Week they
Speaker 9: put it on.
Speaker 4: During they put Twister and armag in it on during
Speaker 4: like my school classes, and I'd freak out, that's too much.
Speaker 5: Gosh.
Speaker 7: They would show that twisters and yeah, I feel like
Speaker 7: that would be scary for kids that have to actually
Speaker 7: live with tornadoes all the time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Kansas are showing twists, right, what the heck?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 1: Interesting, thank you, It's the best bits of the week.
Speaker 1: With Morgan. Number two, we.
Speaker 4: Have got some outfit controversy constantly going on in the studio.
Speaker 4: First it was Lunchbox in the hoodie, and now it
Speaker 4: is Eddie in the cardigan. And no, not that cardigan
Speaker 4: like in the Taylor Swift song. This is a completely.
Speaker 3: Different cardigan, although gifted from a country.
Speaker 4: Artist and a little like the ones Bobby has been
Speaker 4: wearing number five.
Speaker 5: A lot of people have come to me making fun
Speaker 5: of Eddie, and I wanted to wait till after we
Speaker 5: got out of last week. It was kind of hectic,
Speaker 5: but they were making fun of your sweater.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, yeah, they were.
Speaker 5: Multiple people have sent me messages. Amy wanted to do
Speaker 5: a whole segment and this is brutal. This was a
Speaker 5: brutal takedown of Eddie. What she wanted to do a
Speaker 5: whole segment of what makes you laugh the most? And
Speaker 5: then say that sweater you're wearing last.
Speaker 7: Week, Amy, what has made you laugh the most lately?
Speaker 8: Because I was like when I came in, Amy laughed
Speaker 8: at me for a good five solid minutes.
Speaker 5: Eddie was wearing it was like, just like a big
Speaker 5: cardigan is a little little. It was a little too
Speaker 5: big for him. I think that was probably part of it.
Speaker 8: Was that not how you wear it. I thought that's
Speaker 8: kind of the stock.
Speaker 5: It was just a little too big. But Amy, what
Speaker 5: did you find funny about it?
Speaker 7: Well, you know that saying hurt people hurt people. I
Speaker 7: think that I've been waiting for about, I don't know,
Speaker 7: sixteen years for someone to like do something like that,
Speaker 7: because I wore a sweater like that one day and
Speaker 7: you and Lunchbox made fun of me for so long.
Speaker 7: I cried and it was.
Speaker 5: Horrible, and so this I like this sweater from Dumb
Speaker 5: and Dumber, right, and that is.
Speaker 7: Sort of no, no, no, y'all went on and on
Speaker 7: and on it and so much so that I did cry.
Speaker 7: I blame that on my hormones at the time. But
Speaker 7: when Eddie walked in, I no know what y'all felt
Speaker 7: that day because I could not stop laughing. But I
Speaker 7: think some of that was my hurt coming out to
Speaker 7: like be like, now I get to pin this on
Speaker 7: Eddie and it is so funny.
Speaker 9: It almost looked like the same sweater.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 8: What's interesting, though, is do you now know how that feels,
Speaker 8: being like you were the victims and now I'm the victim.
Speaker 7: You know, yes, I know how you feel, but I
Speaker 7: also know how Lunchbogs and Bobby fell and it's funny.
Speaker 5: So, okay, I just want to go through the room here. Okay,
Speaker 5: Lunchbox wants to talk about any Everyone was finding ways
Speaker 5: to talk about your sweater without just talking about your sweater.
Speaker 5: Lunchbox wants to talk about Eddie was trying so hard
Speaker 5: to be you, is what he told me.
Speaker 9: Of course, yeah, I mean, all of a sudden, Bobby's
Speaker 9: in this sweater season where he's wearing sweaters every day,
Speaker 9: and I don't know what kind of sweaters they are.
Speaker 9: But then all of a sudden, Eddie goes out and
Speaker 9: buys a sweater so he can be just like Bobby. Like,
Speaker 9: look at me, I wear sweaters too, and you see
Speaker 9: it all the time. Eddie tries to Bobby's style and
Speaker 9: it's like, dude, let Bobby have the sweaters and whatever
Speaker 9: you were wearing.
Speaker 7: Cardigan, that's what you were wearing, like that, what does
Speaker 7: that mean? So?
Speaker 5: And then I got a note from Eddie aside from
Speaker 5: everybody going Amy was being so mean to me.
Speaker 7: I think he's that up a little bit.
Speaker 8: And then I said, what's so funny? Bones? I kept saying,
Speaker 8: what's so funny? What's so funny? She said, don't worry.
Speaker 8: I'll look about it on the air.
Speaker 5: Does it How does it make you feel that they
Speaker 5: were laughing about your clothes.
Speaker 8: It didn't make me feel good at all, because I
Speaker 8: will say one thing. Here's the one thing. I don't
Speaker 8: ever buy clothes for myself. Never. My wife will come home.
Speaker 8: She'd be like, hey, I found this the store. I
Speaker 8: thought you'd like it. Bobby gives me his clothes I wear.
Speaker 8: I think that's awesome. Thank you, Bones for doing just
Speaker 8: what I thought.
Speaker 7: I thought instantly Bobby gave.
Speaker 8: Him the swem.
Speaker 9: Yes, that's exact.
Speaker 8: Sweater was a gift from George Burge. He gave it
Speaker 8: to me. It's been sitting in my closet for I
Speaker 8: don't know about a month, and I go, how can
Speaker 8: I wear this?
Speaker 9: I put it back.
Speaker 8: I don't know when to wear this, and you know what,
Speaker 8: I went out on a limb. I tried it, Bones,
Speaker 8: I put it on, and the first thing happened when
Speaker 8: I walked to the door, they laughed at me.
Speaker 5: You can go to our socials and look at it.
Speaker 5: Morgan went to g Eddie sweater. Did you have any
Speaker 5: thoughts on it? When you saw him wearing it?
Speaker 3: I was a little confused. I thought he might be
Speaker 3: trying to uh imitate you exactly.
Speaker 8: But now do you understand that I don't buy my clothes,
Speaker 8: so I don't ever try to imitate Bobby.
Speaker 3: Well, I know, I thought maybe he gave you that,
Speaker 3: and so you guys were twins.
Speaker 8: That's a gift. That's not me imitating him.
Speaker 5: Some of the imitation. If I could say, now, I
Speaker 5: think I gave you both the things you're wearing right now, correct,
Speaker 5: So that would to be imitation. That would be Eddie
Speaker 5: wearing something that I used to wear.
Speaker 9: I used to wear his. Fine, I'm saying it was
Speaker 9: just funny how you're wearing sweaters all the time now
Speaker 9: and then all of a sudden he has a sweater
Speaker 9: he wants to wear his, like, oh weird.
Speaker 5: I just wanted address fact everybody was making fun of
Speaker 5: Eddie sweater behind his back, and you guys were finding
Speaker 5: ways to bring it up a segments without bringing up
Speaker 5: as a segment.
Speaker 8: And you know what, you all succeeded because we just did.
Speaker 5: And now how do you feel?
Speaker 8: Not good? Hurt, very hurt, and hurt people now hurt people.
Speaker 8: So what am I gonna do?
Speaker 5: Now? You need to hurt him back. We said it,
Speaker 5: find a way to hurt him back. That's what I say.
Speaker 7: I'm just very immature, and this just is one of
Speaker 7: those moments where I'm like, what are we even doing?
Speaker 5: Yea, how do we even get the show at that moment? Yes, exactly,
Speaker 5: but but we're all good now, No we're not.
Speaker 1: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 4: Number two, little ones, I need you to cover your
Speaker 4: ears really quickly. Okay, now that that is out of
Speaker 4: the way. Parking lot Penis, That's the only time I'm
Speaker 4: going to say it. That is what happened to me.
Speaker 4: As I was leaving a concert. There was a parking lot.
Speaker 4: There was a man, and there was manhood.
Speaker 5: That is all.
Speaker 3: Listen, decide for yourself what you would have done.
Speaker 5: Number four Morgan, what happened.
Speaker 4: Well, I went to a concert and my family was there,
Speaker 4: and I decided to leave a little bit early to
Speaker 4: go grab the car. So I'm walking out in this
Speaker 4: parking lot by myself, and I happened to see a
Speaker 4: guy peeing by his truck and I'm like, okay, awkward,
Speaker 4: and I kind of fumbled and I like turn around
Speaker 4: to keep walking, and I don't know if he sees
Speaker 4: that I saw him, but he turns around and just
Speaker 4: looks at me and goes, you want to see my.
Speaker 5: W oh oh.
Speaker 7: He's yeah, yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 5: Know if I could say the word question, okay, many quo.
Speaker 5: First of all, I know that's that's a no, no, no,
Speaker 5: don't do that. Second of all, when he was peeing
Speaker 5: by his truck, was he peeing away from everybody where
Speaker 5: you couldn't see it, and he was just kind of like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I could just see his backside, and you've heard
Speaker 4: the stream happening.
Speaker 5: I think we've all that's still pretty public. I've been there,
Speaker 5: but I've been where I've had to peece somewhere and
Speaker 5: I do a bush and you're like, please don't look.
Speaker 5: But also, if it's after a concert's probably.
Speaker 3: Drunk, right, Yeah, I'm sure he had been drinking.
Speaker 5: Do you think he was saying that because he was
Speaker 5: like a pervo or, he was just so drunk and
Speaker 5: embarrassed that you walked up on him.
Speaker 4: I think it was. I think it was probably not
Speaker 4: the embarrass because I don't feel like guys get embarrassed
Speaker 4: by peing in the middle of that.
Speaker 7: He was out there, He's like.
Speaker 3: No big deal. It was like a confident like you
Speaker 3: want to see my And I was like, did that
Speaker 3: just actually come out of your mouth?
Speaker 7: So I don't know if he was a pervo or
Speaker 7: he was like hitting on me in a weird way.
Speaker 5: That's not the way to hit on a lot of way,
Speaker 5: It's not the way to hit hle. I agree, what
Speaker 5: was your answer?
Speaker 4: I said, absolutely not, sir, and I just like took
Speaker 4: my hand over my eyes and I kept walking.
Speaker 5: Was it to the point where you felt like he
Speaker 5: was out of control that you needed to call the
Speaker 5: cops or was he just drunk and peeing get back
Speaker 5: in his truck.
Speaker 3: I think it was going to be the latter.
Speaker 4: I didn't call the cops, but I did start walking,
Speaker 4: and I picked up the scale.
Speaker 3: Of my walking a lot faster.
Speaker 5: And then what concert was it?
Speaker 4: It was for the big ninety eights friends giving, so
Speaker 4: it was out at the opry too.
Speaker 5: But his country. Yeah, not saying that it was all
Speaker 5: right in any whatsoever. But okay, So here's here's my
Speaker 5: final verdict here. I'm okay with you not calling the
Speaker 5: cops because he wasn't like walking around showing saying who
Speaker 5: wants to see it like chrench coat guy. Yeah, didn't
Speaker 5: that happen to somebody here in Walmart parking line?
Speaker 8: Oh Man on the show?
Speaker 5: Maybe it was one of ran turns for that, because
Speaker 5: it's a difference. I think this guy was way drunk.
Speaker 5: I'm glad of you said no, did you think there's
Speaker 5: a world? I'd say, yes, well maybe for a bit, Yeah,
Speaker 5: prove it? What do you cut? But yeah, I don't
Speaker 5: like it. I don't like it. But I don't think
Speaker 5: I would have called the cops if I felt like
Speaker 5: he was just drunk and getting and just getting in
Speaker 5: his truck. Amy, No, am I wrong?
Speaker 7: I don't know. I mean the way Morgan is telling it,
Speaker 7: I don't think you ever felt like that he was
Speaker 7: a threat to anybody to be violated in a way
Speaker 7: as more of like, okay, you're being ridiculous, keep walking,
Speaker 7: but if you know, if that energy changed, then you
Speaker 7: need to call somebody.
Speaker 5: Good point about the energy change. I think if he
Speaker 5: asked me that and I'm walking, I would have said
Speaker 5: he has to pull my phone out and just see
Speaker 5: and just been like, all right, you want to talk
Speaker 5: a game, let's go. Hey, we have to be proud
Speaker 5: of It's like cold night out in the parking garage.
Speaker 7: But anybody listening that's thinking that might be funny, it's
Speaker 7: not because for any woman that can, that's a very
Speaker 7: like you're instantly put in a situation where no matter
Speaker 7: what you say, like what what is going to cause
Speaker 7: him someone to react a certain way?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm saying for me, I'm not a woman. I
Speaker 5: know I'd have kicked him right in his packer too,
Speaker 5: if you like, he'd have been close whack with my
Speaker 5: phone out. Oh yeah, oh I put that on TikTok
Speaker 5: hashtag packer act weird. Yeah, that's weird. Morgan. I'm sorry
Speaker 5: that that happened, but you didn't see.
Speaker 3: It, thankfully, No.
Speaker 5: And he was just drunk. I've walked I've walked up
Speaker 5: a parking garage the stairs and why people paying parking
Speaker 5: garage staircase stairwells they smell, I know, but it's the
Speaker 5: way I walked right in, and I did see a
Speaker 5: dude's winger and he's just paying away And I ain't
Speaker 5: call the cops because he was just he was drunk.
Speaker 5: A pee in the stairwell.
Speaker 9: Why do we pee in the stairwell? But I mean
Speaker 9: I used to do it to see.
Speaker 8: No, I ain't that.
Speaker 5: Probably people are coming up on it smells so sell.
Speaker 9: In every stairwell of a parking garage like that.
Speaker 5: They didn't even ask me. I just saw it. Uh, Morgan,
Speaker 5: I'm sorry that happened.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: But also I have a question, why do guys pee
Speaker 4: outside when you guys never have lines for your bathroom because.
Speaker 5: We easily can and we can go anywhere at any time,
Speaker 5: or they having to walk to the bathroom if it's outside.
Speaker 5: It's an unfair situation because we don't.
Speaker 8: Have to squad.
Speaker 5: We don't have to do it.
Speaker 8: It's pretty easy.
Speaker 5: Yep. We can go anywhere. We have a pointer. We
Speaker 5: have a laser pointer. Yeah, and so we can actually
Speaker 5: point it to a place we know is not But
Speaker 5: this guys shouldn't have done that. So I'm not saying
Speaker 5: that I made a couple of jokes. Ah, I'm funny guy,
Speaker 5: But you shouldn't do that. But that's why we can
Speaker 5: do It's very easy. We can sometimes I'll pay in
Speaker 5: the back you know. Let me tell you something. By
Speaker 5: my dog Stanley, he thinks he owns a place because
Speaker 5: I will go in the backyard to take him out.
Speaker 5: I'll pee on a bush. He will see me doing
Speaker 5: it from across it, spread over and pee on top
Speaker 5: of my pee to let me know. He now, you
Speaker 5: own this buddy's dog. You want to not eat, I
Speaker 5: won't feed you. It's unbelievable. He pee is on top
Speaker 5: of my pee. He's marking my territory so that we
Speaker 5: do it. Sometimes I'll he was not even looking, and
Speaker 5: I'll pee when he's not looking, and he'll walk all
Speaker 5: the way back and go like uh huh and go
Speaker 5: right over to him pe. Unbelievable. Anyway, I think him
Speaker 5: and my wife having an affair. All right, I'm kidding,
Speaker 5: all right, thank you.
Speaker 1: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 5: Number two.
Speaker 4: Lunchbox gets accused for many things, but this one I
Speaker 4: did not see coming. He was accused by a neighbor
Speaker 4: of being a porch pirate and the cops almost got called.
Speaker 5: Number three, Lunchbox was accused of being a porch pirate.
Speaker 5: What happened?
Speaker 9: So it was over the Thanksgiving a holiday, and one
Speaker 9: of our neighbors that we are friends with, they live
Speaker 9: a couple of blocks over. We knew they were out
Speaker 9: of town. I was out walking the dog and I
Speaker 9: look and I see a package on their front porch.
Speaker 9: I'm like, well, they're going to be gone for a
Speaker 9: few days, so let me just go grab it. So
Speaker 9: I walk up, get it and walk on with the
Speaker 9: dog and I get maybe a house two houses away
Speaker 9: when I hear hey, hey, hey, I saw you take
Speaker 9: that package.
Speaker 5: Oh no, And I'm like, what you didn't know these people?
Speaker 9: I don't know the guy and he's like, I know
Speaker 9: you don't live there. And I saw you take that package.
Speaker 9: Go put it back. And I'm like, no, no, no, like
Speaker 9: we're friends, our kids are friends with their kids and
Speaker 9: they're out of town. He goes, you're not the homeowner.
Speaker 9: I saw you take that package. Do I need to
Speaker 9: call the police?
Speaker 5: When did you start to get mad? Back?
Speaker 9: And then I'm like no, no, no, no, we can call them.
Speaker 5: I know you.
Speaker 8: Oh I love it.
Speaker 5: Challenge them called the police.
Speaker 8: I'm not the police.
Speaker 9: I said, here, we'll call the homeowner. They'll tell you
Speaker 9: they're out of down man, and that I know them.
Speaker 5: He's like Cole, it sounds like an elf when he
Speaker 5: sees Santa. I know him.
Speaker 8: The best part?
Speaker 5: So did they believe you?
Speaker 9: They're like okay, Cole, and they got on. We got
Speaker 9: on the phone with the homeowner so embarrassed, and they
Speaker 9: backed up my story and the guy was like, Okay,
Speaker 9: I just saw it, and I know that people steal
Speaker 9: packages and I didn't want you to get be a victim.
Speaker 7: Well, yeah, you got to appreciate that.
Speaker 5: I was gonna ask you, what are your thoughts on that?
Speaker 5: After the whole situation went down.
Speaker 9: Man, it was pretty cool. I mean I thought I
Speaker 9: was I thought I was doing something nice.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 9: See here's the thing. I try to do something nice,
Speaker 9: and this is what happens.
Speaker 5: You get met with, you gett met with.
Speaker 9: Hey, you're a robber, you're a steeler, you're a porch pirate,
Speaker 9: whatever you call it. And I'm like, man, I'm just
Speaker 9: trying to help out the community. This is why I
Speaker 9: don't do a lot of nice, nice things.
Speaker 7: I mean, if he shows up with like his hoodie
Speaker 7: and his.
Speaker 5: Oh normally it makes sense is why he does do
Speaker 5: nice things that he's often penalized by doing them. And
Speaker 5: so was the neighbor embarrassed when I was all said.
Speaker 9: No, he was like, all right, I just you know,
Speaker 9: I'm just looking out for my neighbors.
Speaker 5: I don't hate that either I feel like this is
Speaker 5: just a bit unfortunate, although I know how I am.
Speaker 5: And as soon as they had been like, called the cops,
Speaker 5: I'd been like, yes, please do call them, please do.
Speaker 5: I'll sit right here. And I would have sat down
Speaker 5: in the middle of the road and just been like, please,
Speaker 5: I will wait, please call the cops. You would do that,
Speaker 5: Oh for sure?
Speaker 8: Why not?
Speaker 5: Yea'd be hilarious. And that's a recording it prod TikTok
Speaker 5: because you're not in the wrong. Yeah, call the cops.
Speaker 5: I'm right here, I'm still standing. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, But
Speaker 5: you weren't stealing.
Speaker 9: I wasn't stealing. I was doing the friendly thing of
Speaker 9: not really.
Speaker 5: You really weren't stealing there, right, No, No, I.
Speaker 9: Really knew the neighbor, and I really called the neighbor,
Speaker 9: and I really gave them their package when they got
Speaker 9: back into town. I even delivered it to their house.
Speaker 5: Dang. Basically Santa Claus. But that's why you don't do
Speaker 5: charity stuff for.
Speaker 9: The most part, that's right. Mostly it's the.
Speaker 1: Best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 4: Number two, it's always good to do a check in
Speaker 4: on your mental health. So Amy had a list of
Speaker 4: signs that you're healing, even if you maybe don't think
Speaker 4: you are. So she decided to test Bobby on them.
Speaker 4: He did it all on the air, super vulnerable with him,
Speaker 4: and we checked in to see how Bobby is doing
Speaker 4: with his mental health and new signs and if he
Speaker 4: has any growing left to do.
Speaker 5: Number two, he has decided she wants to do a
Speaker 5: mental health check on me, and she wants to do
Speaker 5: it on the air, which is pretty vulnerable to me,
Speaker 5: but I'll accept.
Speaker 8: Go ahead.
Speaker 5: What is this?
Speaker 7: I have signs that you were healing that aren't so obvious,
Speaker 7: so I will ask the question and you say how
Speaker 7: you're doing with it, like yay or nay.
Speaker 5: Although I do feel like I'm in a pretty good
Speaker 5: mental health space personally.
Speaker 7: I feel like you've shared that recently, so that's why
Speaker 7: I thought we would do a mental health check in.
Speaker 5: Professionally, I'm about to kick the walls into every part
Speaker 5: of this building, but personally, I feel like I'm in
Speaker 5: as good as spot as i've been out. Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 5: Number one.
Speaker 7: You were quicker to notice when you're feeling off.
Speaker 5: For sure, I can come in and tell Mike or
Speaker 5: somebody like I'm off today, like watch out, I'm gonna
Speaker 5: kick some walls in. Yes, I know, I used to
Speaker 5: not notice. It used to be like I didn't notice
Speaker 5: and get out the way. But yeah, yeah I noticed.
Speaker 9: For sure.
Speaker 7: No comes out a little easier and you need it to.
Speaker 5: No, No, it always come I easy.
Speaker 7: You never struggle.
Speaker 5: You never struggle with know for you?
Speaker 7: Is it a lot of people who use there, oh, yes,
Speaker 7: will come out maybe okay, yes, yeah, I think so.
Speaker 7: So for listeners. If you're asking yourself these questions, see
Speaker 7: how they apply to you. But Bobby, you find yourself
Speaker 7: being kinder to yourself in moments of stress.
Speaker 5: It's a tough one for me to answer. I don't know.
Speaker 5: I think I've just been through so many stressful situations
Speaker 5: personally and professionally that I go like, uh, you've been
Speaker 5: here before and you got to it just fine. And
Speaker 5: maybe that's this, And I go, you've been done, you've
Speaker 5: been through something similar and you got to it great,
Speaker 5: don't forget about it.
Speaker 7: Or maybe just like at times you have compassion for
Speaker 7: your younger self based on oh, like I must have
Speaker 7: been behaving that way because of this, So I'm going
Speaker 7: to give grace there and not be so harsh.
Speaker 5: That never comes through my mind.
Speaker 8: Really.
Speaker 5: Mostly it's like you've done it before, do it again,
Speaker 5: check it.
Speaker 7: You can pause before reacting emotionally.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I can pause for like a week and
Speaker 5: just ice everybody out. That's no, no, this is super healthy.
Speaker 5: I will ice the crap out of everyone and then like,
Speaker 5: I want to take a pause here, and I'll see
Speaker 5: in a month.
Speaker 7: Okay, old triggers feel a bit less intense. Yes, nice,
Speaker 7: Your inner critics voice isn't as loud or as constant
Speaker 7: as it used to be.
Speaker 5: Different critic, It's like a new guy came in. It's
Speaker 5: like the heart. It's like Cisco was there, but now
Speaker 5: Ebert came in, and now I got Cis Glena Ebert
Speaker 5: in there.
Speaker 8: You got nicer.
Speaker 5: Uh, just they just criticized different things. Okay, yeah, so
Speaker 5: I got a new one. I got two critics in
Speaker 5: me now.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Alone time feels recharging rather than lonely.
Speaker 5: Alone time never felt lonely to me. I love alone time.
Speaker 5: I wish you guys leave right now. What else you got?
Speaker 7: But I think that was you isolating, because there's a
Speaker 7: difference between isolation and solitude.
Speaker 10: Mmm.
Speaker 5: I like I like a loan.
Speaker 8: Yeah, he's still working on that one. No, I'm not
Speaker 8: I like it.
Speaker 5: I'm just comfortable with who I am.
Speaker 7: I think that's a name. You're more able to tolerate
Speaker 7: uncomfortable emotions without immediately trying to shut them down.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm fine. I've always been fine there. I don't
Speaker 5: really have un comfortable emotions because I don't have emotions
Speaker 5: A lot of times.
Speaker 7: This one needs to work.
Speaker 5: Guys jogging down, jot crap down, jotted down your fire.
Speaker 7: Okay, there you go, those are.
Speaker 5: Give me that one again.
Speaker 7: Listen. You are more able to tolerate uncomfortable emotions without
Speaker 7: immediately trying to shut them down.
Speaker 5: I don't try to shut them down, but I go
Speaker 5: I've had them before, and I'll get out of this situation.
Speaker 5: Like I can talk sent it to myself. It's like
Speaker 5: when I lose something, I can find almost anything I've
Speaker 5: ever lost my whole life, because I can go, all right,
Speaker 5: you don't member where you put it, but where would
Speaker 5: you put that? Like just you've probably been through a
Speaker 5: situations like the hundred time, where would you put that?
Speaker 5: Go find it? And I'll be like, well, that's a
Speaker 5: good point. So if I was oh here it is
Speaker 5: under these shorts what.
Speaker 7: We're talking about the same thing. I can even remove
Speaker 7: the word emotions if that helps you, Like you're more
Speaker 7: able to tolerate feeling uncomfortable instead of just not feeling.
Speaker 5: I feel comfortable for the minut I wake up to
Speaker 5: then I go to sleep. Look at me.
Speaker 8: Oh that sweater's nice. You look comfortable.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm warm.
Speaker 8: That's about it.
Speaker 7: When you say like, okay, I'm not feeling emotions, which
Speaker 7: I know you feel emotions right like a times, but
Speaker 7: I get the reason why I overhall.
Speaker 5: Like an annoying Yes, I'm in right now. Yes, work, Yes, I.
Speaker 7: Was trying to annoy you.
Speaker 5: Feeling okay, I do feel like I'm going a lot,
Speaker 5: and I should. I'm getting older. I've been through it.
Speaker 5: We've all been through it.
Speaker 7: Not everybody that ages matures emotionally.
Speaker 5: Let's put these questions up on the website. I think
Speaker 5: you got for people to go see. Go to Bobbybones
Speaker 5: dot com. Check it out there.
Speaker 1: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Number two.
Speaker 4: This one was super controversial, not only in phone calls
Speaker 4: but in social media messages. You guys were hitting us
Speaker 4: up about this one. Lunchbox came in after the things
Speaker 4: Giving break, and he was not happy with how his
Speaker 4: holiday went, not only because his whole family got sick,
Speaker 4: but also their meal was supposed to happen at a
Speaker 4: certain time and it didn't. And then he was really
Speaker 4: mad at his wife, and then he wanted advice on
Speaker 4: how it can't happen again for other holidays. Yeah, just
Speaker 4: me setting it up here doesn't sound.
Speaker 3: Great, So listen here for yourself and maybe share your thoughts,
Speaker 3: or maybe don't.
Speaker 5: Number one, let's talk about Thanksgiving for a second. I'll
Speaker 5: go to Lunchbox first. It seems like he had the
Speaker 5: most drama. What happened at your house?
Speaker 9: Uh? First of all, I mean my house was a
Speaker 9: walking sickness. My three kids and my wife all had
Speaker 9: walking pneumonia. If you would like to hear what my
Speaker 9: wife sounded like the whole Thanksgiving, I believe we have
Speaker 9: a clue, but I.
Speaker 5: Don't know that I want to hear sickness.
Speaker 8: I don't.
Speaker 7: I feel like it's going to get us sick, but
Speaker 7: I don't. I know, it's like just him talking about it.
Speaker 5: I feel like his house is like a nineteen eight
Speaker 5: war tent where they put people that are always sick
Speaker 5: and they can't diagnose the disease.
Speaker 7: Like you need a vaccination just to go over there.
Speaker 5: I'm not hating because I ended up with a bit
Speaker 5: of neurovirusamiliar, No, what is that?
Speaker 8: Sounds terrible?
Speaker 9: Yeah? Soon sounds like.
Speaker 5: Not in euro Sorry, pi am from market. Tell everybody,
Speaker 5: O can we get it? Okay? Enough, it's like you
Speaker 5: get it from like either food or contagious. It was
Speaker 5: like two days of just like not to be gross,
Speaker 5: but I slept on towels. Oh no, just in case
Speaker 5: I threw up or threw up out of my butt
Speaker 5: because it was so bad.
Speaker 9: Got it? I understand what that means. You have audio
Speaker 9: of that.
Speaker 5: No, and not bring that. So I'm not hating you
Speaker 5: for being sick. It's just I wouldn't sick again. You're
Speaker 5: the only one.
Speaker 9: It was my three kids and my wife. Okay, and
Speaker 9: then also my wife told me we were gonna eat
Speaker 9: at two pm. Two pm is when we're gonna eat Thanksgiving. Hey,
Speaker 9: let's go. You want to know what time everything was
Speaker 9: put on the table.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna guess not two pm.
Speaker 9: By your tone, five pm, three hours late? Okay, Like
Speaker 9: I just need to understand how it can take three
Speaker 9: extra hour to get the food on the table.
Speaker 5: To ask why so you could understand, Oh.
Speaker 9: It's just you know, it's taken longer than I thought.
Speaker 5: And who is cooking? My wife all of it.
Speaker 9: And mother in law? Okay, So my question is how
Speaker 9: do we correct this? Like what is the key to
Speaker 9: getting on the table at two pm? Because we have
Speaker 9: Christmas coming up in like three and a half weeks
Speaker 9: and I don't want to have a repeat situation where
Speaker 9: I'm sitting there at two o'clock, three o'clock, four o'clock
Speaker 9: and I'm starting to melt away because I'm starving.
Speaker 5: Oh no, you melted.
Speaker 9: My insides were eating each other because I was so hungry.
Speaker 9: I'm just wondering how do people get it on the
Speaker 9: table on time? Like what can I how can I
Speaker 9: coach my wife to be better?
Speaker 5: I can just imagine lunchbox sitting at the table starting
Speaker 5: at to with fork and knives going slamming them on
Speaker 5: the table. I want food, you said too, And I
Speaker 5: can't believe you're melting and your your organs are eating
Speaker 5: each other. They are. Now I've recovered what did you
Speaker 5: do to help out? Exactly?
Speaker 9: I made breakfast. I made bubble bread, and it was
Speaker 9: on the table when I said it was going to
Speaker 9: be on the table.
Speaker 7: Now that's one item.
Speaker 5: So can I just two loaves?
Speaker 9: What do your wow? Exactly two pans beyond? Not only
Speaker 9: did I stay up late the night before prepping it?
Speaker 5: Wow?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I think Betty Crocker putting the oven in the
Speaker 9: morning and hot and fresh out the oven.
Speaker 5: I will say, I did not expect you to put
Speaker 5: forth any effort, and you did, so I'm going to
Speaker 5: go ahead acknowledge that. Good job.
Speaker 9: Yeah, bubble bread is the key to Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Speaker 5: Did they say they would for sure have it by two?
Speaker 9: Yeah, said we're gonna eat a two o'clock.
Speaker 5: And then what, well, what do you think the problem was?
Speaker 5: Was there like a oven malfunction? Was it like a
Speaker 5: fire in the house? Did a kid get sick? It
Speaker 5: sounds like everybody was sick. There are a lot of
Speaker 5: things I can foresee.
Speaker 9: I'm not quite sure. I think there was a lot
Speaker 9: of gossiping going on.
Speaker 5: You know, moll, you think gossiping made the food three
Speaker 5: hours later? That can't be it.
Speaker 9: So what I'm saying, I don't know what it could be.
Speaker 7: I mean it was what did you ask, like, Hey,
Speaker 7: what's going on?
Speaker 9: Because, oh, just running a little behind guys.
Speaker 5: Okay, so I think it's normal to run a little behind.
Speaker 9: Three hours.
Speaker 5: No, but that much food, I think it's I think
Speaker 5: next time you can actually offer your services. That way,
Speaker 5: if you offer your services, you can actually be angrier.
Speaker 9: Too many cooks in the kitchen, I mean when you
Speaker 9: got your your wife, your mother in law, and sister
Speaker 9: in law all in the kitchen, I mean there is
Speaker 9: no room for me. I am too busy, You're too busy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think you meant to say that.
Speaker 9: That's not what I'm going to say.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think so, yeah, you go go ahead.
Speaker 9: I might say, is there's just too many There's not
Speaker 9: enough room in the kitchen for me, and I'm doing
Speaker 9: other things.
Speaker 5: So not that this is the solution for you, but
Speaker 5: the solution for us was. So my sister in law
Speaker 5: had a brand new baby that things like six inches long.
Speaker 8: It's crazy.
Speaker 5: Maybe I think it like came out of her at dinner.
Speaker 5: It was so small. Okay, but no, she has a
Speaker 5: brand new it's like two weeks old newborn. And so
Speaker 5: they live in favl Arkansas because my brother in law
Speaker 5: is one of the coaches on the softball team at
Speaker 5: the University of Arkansas. So to my delight, we went
Speaker 5: and had Thanksgiving and Fatteville. It's the greatest being fatful
Speaker 5: for Thanksgiving. My wife's like, you got so lucky. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 5: this is the greatest. I was running into like listeners
Speaker 5: like woo pig and each other like walking down the street.
Speaker 5: So what we did, though, to make it a bit
Speaker 5: easier is we brought food with us, some not all.
Speaker 5: That would make it a lot easier because there is
Speaker 5: just one kitchen, there's just one oven. So we brought
Speaker 5: a few of the main things with us that we
Speaker 5: ordered and then everything else was made and it made
Speaker 5: it a lot easier, so all the pressure wasn't on
Speaker 5: them to cook. If I'm not saying you have to
Speaker 5: do that, but if this is an issue that you're
Speaker 5: worried about, you can just order a few of the
Speaker 5: things and make it a lot easier so they don't
Speaker 5: have to do all of the things.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm confused because I mean all we had was turkey,
Speaker 9: green beans, uh, stuffing, sweet potatoes, and regular potatoes. That's it.
Speaker 5: That's all you need except cranberry Saie.
Speaker 9: Oh, we did have a pie. But what I'm saying Thanksgiving,
Speaker 9: like what else? Right, That's what I'm saying. So it
Speaker 9: wasn't even like it was a ton of stuff. It
Speaker 9: wasn't like we were making sixteen different you know, trays
Speaker 9: of food.
Speaker 8: Stean, who does that?
Speaker 5: Were the kids all sicked into?
Speaker 7: Oh? Yeah, yeah, they were probably caring for children.
Speaker 8: Just saying there seems like sounds like they were just gossiping.
Speaker 5: Though he says, well, what are they gossiping about?
Speaker 9: That's a great question. You didn't jump in and be like, ohh,
Speaker 9: I don't want to end on that girl talk.
Speaker 5: Okay, but what if girl talk is the kids are sick,
Speaker 5: let's be sure to get the medicine, move them in
Speaker 5: and out so they don't get I don't know. It
Speaker 5: feels like you can add a little more if I'm
Speaker 5: going to complain about something general. For me, I'm gonna
Speaker 5: complain about something I'm going to fix the whole thing,
Speaker 5: But I'm definitely gonna add a solution and how I
Speaker 5: can help somewhat to make the problem better.
Speaker 7: Like I'm thinking through, he wants a solution for Christmas
Speaker 7: coming up, so perfect, We've got one for you. So
Speaker 7: if those are the items traditionally, whatever you end up having,
Speaker 7: just like you prepped the bubble bread before, you can't
Speaker 7: prep help prep the night before. Yeah, like be like, hey,
Speaker 7: how can I help prep?
Speaker 5: The bubble rep was easy and that was great of you, Amy.
Speaker 7: How can I help prep the night before? What can
Speaker 7: I do early in the morning. How can we get
Speaker 7: ahead of it this time because I would like to
Speaker 7: eat it too or whatever?
Speaker 5: Well, I think they probably did. They decide to is the.
Speaker 9: Time, Yes to a time. And here's the thing. I
Speaker 9: even talked to my mom that morning and she was
Speaker 9: like there, no, no, I.
Speaker 5: Was on the calling your mom to complain about it. No, no,
Speaker 5: oh my god, No, No.
Speaker 9: I was just saying Happy Thanksgiving, because that's a nice
Speaker 9: thing to do, is call your parents on Thanksgiving and
Speaker 9: say Happy Thanksgiving.
Speaker 5: You complained and I said.
Speaker 9: Oh, every Thanksgiving. My Mom's like, oh, it's a turkey
Speaker 9: already in the oven. I was like no, she goes, oh,
Speaker 9: you better get your turkey in the oven. It's not
Speaker 9: gonna be ready. So when I got off the bone,
Speaker 9: I went right to the kitchen. I said, hey, is
Speaker 9: that turkey? In the oven yet, and my wife's like, no, no,
Speaker 9: we got plenty in tom. I said, my mom says
Speaker 9: it's not gonna be ready. And I tried to.
Speaker 5: Offer suggestions and help, saying what question does not help
Speaker 5: when it's happening right then?
Speaker 9: And I got told, oh, it's gonna be fine, don't worry.
Speaker 5: Okay, So let's let's be practical about this instead of
Speaker 5: just going you should you better? How about you did
Speaker 5: the bubble better for Christmas? Whatever that is?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 5: I will, but you, but you handle the turkey. That's
Speaker 5: one thing you can handle. You just handle the turkey.
Speaker 8: Here's what you can do.
Speaker 7: He's never handled you know what.
Speaker 9: I'm worried about Christmas though, because Christmas you do a ham. Also,
Speaker 9: I mean we're gonna be way behind. It's gonna be
Speaker 9: ten o'clock at night.
Speaker 5: Okay, there's nothing we can do here, Guys.
Speaker 8: It sounds like he doesn't want to help.
Speaker 5: It sounds like he doesn't want Why don't you order
Speaker 5: one of them? They can have them cook one of them.
Speaker 5: Order and that way, when you're hungry at two and
Speaker 5: you're sitting the table with your forks, move going, I
Speaker 5: want food, you can have a little hand to hold
Speaker 5: you over.
Speaker 9: Yeah, and let me tell you when kids don't get
Speaker 9: food till five.
Speaker 5: O'clock, you it's you, it's kid kids.
Speaker 7: A sandwich. Yeah, she's just like not neat, like make
Speaker 7: us nat question question.
Speaker 5: When it was two and there was no food, was
Speaker 5: were you told food could be happening at any second?
Speaker 9: Oh it's almost almost.
Speaker 5: There's no way.
Speaker 1: They were no way, no way.
Speaker 7: They almost ready for three hours? Impossible. His wife is
Speaker 7: very intelligent.
Speaker 5: You're telling me at two o'clock they were like, it
Speaker 5: could be ready any minute. Get your plate ready, yep.
Speaker 5: And so for three hours you sat there clanking your plate.
Speaker 9: I sat there just going, okay, I won't need any thing.
Speaker 9: Is I don't want to ruin my appetite.
Speaker 5: Now that I get if they don't want to ruin.
Speaker 9: My appetite, like, I don't want to be, you know
Speaker 9: then when the turkey's I don't want to be like,
Speaker 9: oh I'm not hungry. That would be so rude to
Speaker 9: the ladies in the kitchen.
Speaker 5: But this isn't rude right now.
Speaker 9: I just I don't know. It was rough. Those are
Speaker 9: rough Thanksgiving.
Speaker 5: Well, the kids all being sick completely understand that being rough.
Speaker 9: My wife being sick, and then okay, your wife was
Speaker 9: sick and cooking and you're yeah, yeah, but here's my
Speaker 9: My mother in law has done this how many times?
Speaker 9: I mean, I don't even know how old she is,
Speaker 9: but she's done a lot of Thanksgiving. She should know
Speaker 9: how long it takes to cook the turkey.
Speaker 5: Your wife is sick, all the kids are sick, and
Speaker 5: you're complaining that your food wasn't ready on time when
Speaker 5: you did nothing to help.
Speaker 9: Imagine if you went to a hold guys.
Speaker 5: I need to imagine this because I want to.
Speaker 9: Give them the full benefit here, thank you and say, hey, guys,
Speaker 9: we got a reservation at this restaurant at seven o'clock pm. Cool,
Speaker 9: and you don't and you don't get seen until ten pm? Like,
Speaker 9: how mad are you going to be?
Speaker 8: Out of left?
Speaker 10: Well, I couldn't go anywhere. Nothing was open, not even
Speaker 10: the grocery store. Well, happy Thanksgiving body, every Thanksgiving gobble gobble.
Speaker 10: I think you can help that next situation. One, if
Speaker 10: the kids aren't sick, it's going to be easier one.
Speaker 10: Your why fifty percent of who's preparing it is sick
Speaker 10: and you're on here bashing her.
Speaker 9: I'm not bashing. I'm asking for suggestions help. It's constructive,
Speaker 9: like I'm trying to improve our situation.
Speaker 5: Very constructive.
Speaker 7: So you want us to you're asking us to give
Speaker 7: you feedback. To go home and be like, hey, I
Speaker 7: got some constructive feedback on how we can make Christmas success.
Speaker 5: Let's give him that one age. Just give him one
Speaker 5: line of constructive feedback and he can write it down
Speaker 5: and take it in.
Speaker 7: Okay, I did.
Speaker 5: Okay, Now let's do it again, though, because unless we
Speaker 5: like say this is constructive back, you will not interpret it.
Speaker 5: Is that lunch fuck. Here's my constructive feedback. If you're
Speaker 5: doing hamm in Turkey for Thanksgiving or for Christmas, order
Speaker 5: a lot of places, do it great, Order one of
Speaker 5: them ahead of time. I'm both order one of them
Speaker 5: ahead of time to already be prepared. They can still
Speaker 5: cook the other one. Doesn't matter which one, but it's
Speaker 5: you putting forth a little eleffort, having a little food
Speaker 5: there to be paired in case that's late.
Speaker 7: However, you can help contribute the night before to get
Speaker 7: side dishes or whatever ready. Then you offer and be
Speaker 7: a part of that. That's your contribution the night before
Speaker 7: and obviously day of you can help.
Speaker 5: Out to Hey, kick bubble bread in the butt when
Speaker 5: it comes to big food and I got that.
Speaker 7: Oh no bubble bread, you know.
Speaker 5: But if you're gonna do this, bubble bread is secondary, Eddie.
Speaker 8: Yeah. The turkey's gonna take the longest, So do that first,
Speaker 8: maybe very early in the morning, and it's gonna stay
Speaker 8: hot for like an hour, hour and a half afterwards,
Speaker 8: that's when you do your sides. So start with a turkey, man,
Speaker 8: get it started early.
Speaker 5: We got a lot of calls. I think that's I
Speaker 5: guess we got a lot of calls as I can't
Speaker 5: take them right now because we're gonna jump for a second.
Speaker 5: I got a lot of calls on this one. If
Speaker 5: you're calling about this and you'd like to scream at
Speaker 5: any of us, specifically one of us, you can call
Speaker 5: eight seven seven seventy seven Bobby. That's our phone number,
Speaker 5: eight seven seven seventy seven Bobby.
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