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Speaker 2: be like the ag She said, the nigga, So I

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Speaker 1: Up turn on white, But nigga, no say slash slash.

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Speaker 2: My god, it is too high, Oh my god? Wait

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Speaker 2: is this good? You guys to hear? Why? It's too hot?

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Speaker 3: Too high?

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Speaker 2: But Marie, you like him tall? What's up? I still

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Speaker 2: do like them? We in San France?

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Speaker 4: What I say, thank you so much? Who would not

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Speaker 4: bust the button in my uh skirt?

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Speaker 2: One more time for this dude? Yeah? The shirtles? Wow,

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Speaker 2: we don't get that in New York City we do.

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Speaker 2: Since he looked like he's from Queen Where are you from?

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Speaker 2: That's that's that long island. Hi, Welcome to the unificial expert.

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Speaker 4: Look at all these sexy people here right now?

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Speaker 2: God, look at the boots in the wood. Wow.

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Speaker 4: Okay she got the fashion nofas on Wow. Wow, everyone

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Speaker 4: is sexy here.

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Speaker 2: Friends.

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Speaker 4: Okay, make some noise if you listen to the podcast.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, make some noise if you don't listen to

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Speaker 4: the podcast. A couple straight men in the back, A

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Speaker 4: couple in the couple breads. Yeah, they were like, we

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Speaker 2: Yes, we'll listen to that. Love it. I'm Marie, I'm Sydney. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: This is my tiny hat and uh, this is my

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Speaker 4: That's her big ass hat. Okay, thank you. Guys were

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Speaker 4: staying so late, This is a late assh up. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I mean, but what you guys got tomorrow church? It

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Speaker 4: looks like some good Christian gays are in the oh.

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Speaker 2: Then oh they're all in the back. But they had

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Speaker 2: Yeah. It's looked like a set up this okay.

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Speaker 4: to trap niggas. Yeah, and I didn't bring a purse

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Speaker 4: That's how I felt. And you know what you see me?

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Speaker 4: This is a this is this is real, pretty woman black,

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Speaker 4: this is a this is a this is uh.

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Speaker 2: You work on commission, big mistake you uh and this

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna show you guys what I'm doing. I'm sure. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: what are you doing?

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Speaker 4: Let me button busker you you're doing a lot of

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Speaker 4: looks tonight. This is a cool substitute teacher. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 4: the substitute teacher that give you edibles. That's not This

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Speaker 4: VCR the whole time. We just gonna watch the tape, y'all. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: this is a we're watching Armagh. You're the substitute teacher.

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Speaker 4: They call you by your first name. No, no, no,

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Speaker 4: Who isn't on Instagram?

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Speaker 5: On here?

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Speaker 2: My nigga don't know? I love that for you, Sis?

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Speaker 4: That is yea goodsident goals, couples goals?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Okay, wait, so Marie dared me to kick kiss

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Speaker 4: little bit. But I said, Sydney, I said, Sidney, you're boring. Okay,

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Speaker 4: When I was looking for poppers, yeah, and by looking

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Speaker 4: Wait, you don't want to kiss somebody who's financially unstable?

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Speaker 4: Come on, now come on, well clap if you want

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Speaker 2: He was like, Dad, he got his tims on your

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Speaker 2: He was like, if you don't kiss me, that's okay.

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Speaker 2: I don't know something, we'll figure it out. Or chanted kiss.

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Speaker 4: Maybe you gotta pay extra for that. That's that's one

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Speaker 2: Yeah, now you gotta pay.

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Speaker 4: You gotta give me some drugs, really, Marie.

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Speaker 2: I have a confession.

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Speaker 4: I took it edible before the show's Yes, yes, be real,

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Speaker 4: but it was a little It was like five.

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Speaker 4: This is very professional of you. Yes, you see, I

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Speaker 2: Messy Bonus episode on camera. Yes, and then we.

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Speaker 4: Realized, oh my god, we don't have a look for

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the West westfield, right? Is that? Do you all

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay, y'all be shopping on signment, so y'all be corturing.

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Speaker 2: Everybody got contur on? Is that corture?

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Speaker 4: Helly Hanson said, everybody in here a box? Everybody in

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Speaker 4: No, Reese got a box. She got to be real

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Speaker 5: She looked good.

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Speaker 2: She looks like her grown up Cloros explains it.

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Speaker 4: All that ain't the looxis ain't nobody trying to bag

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Speaker 4: That's who I am now, black bunty? Wait that okay?

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Speaker 2: Am I own edible too? Okay? All right? Anyway, what

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Speaker 4: Is this we're just giving them the rundown of our Yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 2: Okay, they didn't do anything to your marine. They didn't. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I know it's sad. Wait it's gonna turn so we kid.

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Speaker 2: It's very sad.

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Speaker 4: But we get on the bridge and Marie is looking

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Speaker 4: we want suicide.

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Speaker 2: What I'm like, he's by himself.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she touches shoulders like I'm here for you. You know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah we should. I mean show, it's a show.

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Speaker 4: Would you guys watch the show about us being on

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Speaker 4: suicide trying to stop people from committing suicide. And it's

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Speaker 4: we're so bad at our jobs that we make people leave.

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Speaker 4: They gotta go anyway, Okay, but you know it's all

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Speaker 4: Who thinks it's circulation? Because she don't be walking class.

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Speaker 4: You're dead to me. You're dead to me. You're dead

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Speaker 4: if you think it's because I.

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Speaker 2: Have her bees. I don't know.

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Speaker 4: We was put in the bag since I don't know.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, we couldn't walk the whole bridge because my

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Speaker 4: so you know, we're having a chat, and then all

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Speaker 4: And the waitress was mad as fuck because you're supposed

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Speaker 5: Right?

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Speaker 2: Okay? How you order it?

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Speaker 4: Like you don't even know if it's like peak group

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Speaker 2: It's like, you can't want a Sat Day Saturday. I

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Speaker 4: And it was like that was delicious, I'm stuffed, Thank

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Speaker 4: you so much. Best meal ever. So say, did you

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: So then Marie's like, would you go if you went

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Speaker 2: Would you be mad?

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Speaker 4: Lets everybody clap, if you clap, if you wouldn't be

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Speaker 2: A lonely person? A lonely person is like hard out here.

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Speaker 2: That's fine.

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Speaker 4: Haven't gone on the date since twenty and twelve, so

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Speaker 4: they like, I take a group of keep want these

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Speaker 2: It's hard out here. I have a group.

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Speaker 4: And everybody else would be offended. Wait why though, why

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Speaker 4: it's Tackie.

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Speaker 2: What you saying? You're worth it? Okay?

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Speaker 3: What say?

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Speaker 2: Let me stand up? What you look like?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she's got her edges.

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Speaker 2: So there's that.

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Speaker 4: Oh everybody doesn't know what edges is over here, so

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Speaker 4: you don't listen.

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Speaker 2: To the podcast at all. There's a bunch of Andrews

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Speaker 4: Yeah he's not here.

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Speaker 2: We didn't fly him out.

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Speaker 4: Imagine if we flewed out our producer absolutely not prus

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Speaker 4: ignored and put out no black history. Mom said, no,

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Speaker 4: so we started early this year, Yes, we did. We

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Speaker 4: started in December. Okay, so people would be offended.

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Speaker 2: But he said it so loud. Are you guys using

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Speaker 2: groupon for anything? Like? Do you use groupon for anything? No? Well,

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Speaker 4: To get a facial, and I said, no, oh.

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Speaker 2: You better than that.

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Speaker 4: Yes, because if somebody's if somebody, if I'm the person

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Speaker 2: You're paying ten dollars for facial, So how much is

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Speaker 2: the facial supposed to cause? Eighty dollars?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 2: And what do they do? They put a mask on

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Speaker 2: do you look like? They suck stuff out of you know,

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Speaker 2: like the Korean face? Man, you know what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 4: They steam your face, Sydney, when you get your facial

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Speaker 4: what do they do to your face?

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Speaker 2: I'm blessed. I don't know what those are.

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Speaker 4: God touched my face and it was like God is

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Speaker 4: gonna strike you out that chair in front of these people. No,

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Speaker 4: they do extractions. They do all of that.

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Speaker 2: They're extracting.

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Speaker 4: They extracting a black heads, white heads, you're dead like

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Speaker 4: they do it a lot. Y're speaking of that. Sally

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Speaker 4: may have been blown me up all weeknd. Oh my

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Speaker 4: god blocked. Do not disturb so, but I feel like

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Speaker 4: certain things. Yeah, you shouldn't get on groupon like you

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Speaker 4: shouldn't be getting groupon plastic surgery. Oh, somebody got groupon

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Speaker 4: titties in here. I'm gonna say, yeah, yeah, I have

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Speaker 4: groupon titties.

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Speaker 2: No, yeah, what they are.

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Speaker 4: They definitely don't put your nipples on right. They put

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Speaker 4: They put one nipple on another one. You got paid

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Speaker 4: full if you want the rest of the nipple. That's

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Speaker 4: how Look at all the concerned people like, is your

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Speaker 4: like they botched? Yeah, I'm batched in the flesh.

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Speaker 2: I'm lying. I'm fine.

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Speaker 4: The ties, I don't know. I paid ten thousand dollars

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Speaker 4: to wear turtlenecks. That's what I do. Any other fake

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Speaker 4: boobs and hair club. Oh, y'all all natural, all of you.

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Speaker 4: Everybody's titties are sitting tonight. There's a lot of v

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Speaker 4: neckx in here. It's two degrees outside, but y'all, bitch

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Speaker 4: just got your classicals out.

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Speaker 2: I love it.

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Speaker 4: This is totally art. Our team over here. San Francisco

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Speaker 4: is cold. Yeah, I was like, yo, it's gonna be hot.

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Speaker 2: But then in the sun it's cute.

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Speaker 4: I'm like a cat, like a cat that finds the

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Speaker 4: spot in the middle of the floor where the sun

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Speaker 4: is Like, that's me this whole weekend, just standing on

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Speaker 4: the sidewalk waiting for my uber.

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Speaker 2: Okay, in other.

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Speaker 4: News, before we bring up okay, I oh sorry, sorry,

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Speaker 4: it's fine.

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Speaker 2: Do you need an edible? No, I don't think that, don't.

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Speaker 4: But we had a we had someone d MS about

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Speaker 4: a bad uh one night stand, and so I want

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Speaker 4: to chat about one night stands a little bit.

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: If that's what y'all do in here, they'll look very responsible.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Do one night stands happen in San Francisco, all them

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Speaker 4: damn hills. I'm not doing the one if I gotta

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Speaker 4: I'm too exhausted.

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Speaker 2: Yo, y'all be riding up through hills for this for what?

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Speaker 4: You don't trolley? You don't trolley for some ass trolley. Listen,

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Speaker 4: I took a trolley to get here. Put the tip

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Speaker 4: Absolutely no, like three miles an hour or two like anyway.

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Speaker 4: And then if the sex is bad, then you on

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Speaker 2: Just think like, yo, you out of three jackets, You're like,

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Speaker 4: That's the walkers, shame on the trolley. That's beautiful, the

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Speaker 4: trolley and shame. Okay, So we wanted to talk about

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Speaker 4: quick rundown of what happened to this chick?

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Speaker 2: Or you just want to talk about I'll do a rundown.

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Speaker 2: So she's young, she's twenty two, so you already know

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Speaker 2: it's tragic, okay.

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Speaker 4: Also also twenty two in the front, yes, no, but

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Speaker 4: like she looked like she got our teeth and whatnot.

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Speaker 2: So I feel adorable, adorable almost.

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Speaker 4: So she goes to this guy's house. He's she's in

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Speaker 2: He's white. No, why are you white? Basement?

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Speaker 4: The apartment or the room was in the basement. The

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Speaker 4: which what we assuming. But already yes, you hear basement.

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Speaker 4: All the women are like, oh uh, I mean there's

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Speaker 4: some people over there that's like telling me more. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: the fifty shades are gray bitches over there.

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Speaker 2: I see it. But I'm not.

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Speaker 4: First of all, I'm not going to no white man's basement.

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Speaker 4: In twenty twenty or any year before that. She's like,

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Speaker 4: come on down, yeah, if you gotta pull the light

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Speaker 4: on like this, Nah, stay up here, player.

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Speaker 2: The windows is this little and they sidewise.

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Speaker 4: No, I gotta slot the Wi Fi all bad down there,

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Speaker 4: Like I ain't got a reception.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, but.

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Speaker 4: Right, I gotta blow on a spider web. Na, okay,

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Speaker 4: ain't no dick that big.

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Speaker 2: So so, so she's in the basement with this guy,

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Speaker 2: and first of all, he's what was he doing?

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Speaker 4: She said, he was tweeting. He was tweaking her nipples

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Speaker 4: way too hard. She thought they was gonna fall off, right,

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Speaker 4: some people are into that.

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Speaker 2: I see that. There's a guy right here. They flick

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Speaker 2: that web.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I see you're into that leather jacket.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Oh you hear that?

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Speaker 3: Boy?

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I'll buy your nipples off now like that.

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Speaker 2: That's what he said. Did you hear it?

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Speaker 4: He said, you guess they got nipples in his ears?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 4: So then she was like all right, well, so she

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Speaker 4: said she took up pants off cause she was like, well,

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Speaker 4: this is too hard.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna just take my pants off.

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Speaker 4: What what what mathematics did you doing?

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Speaker 2: System?

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Speaker 4: And then she said he was something with her.

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Speaker 2: It too hard bad. She's like, he didn't know what

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Speaker 4: So she was like, uh so I she said, So

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00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:24,320
Speaker 4: I went down on him right, She gave him head how,

441
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:26,080
Speaker 4: she said, because I didn't want him to touch me

442
00:23:26,119 --> 00:23:26,440
Speaker 4: no more?

443
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:30,360
Speaker 2: Sister, whoa, that's why.

444
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:32,200
Speaker 4: You gotta grow up, Like you can't be twenty two,

445
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:33,240
Speaker 4: you gotta be thirty.

446
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:34,240
Speaker 2: Five immediately, like I'm not.

447
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:36,919
Speaker 4: That is some twenty two year old. She's like, well,

448
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:38,880
Speaker 4: I'm a second so I don't have to do nothing now.

449
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:41,680
Speaker 4: It's like, what right, So he's into it. She said,

450
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,960
Speaker 4: he's pulling her hair or whatever, choke it. She's like

451
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,200
Speaker 4: then that she asked for him to choke her. This

452
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:47,840
Speaker 4: is why they were happy. So then they have six

453
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:50,520
Speaker 4: and she said it was bad?

454
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:50,840
Speaker 2: Right?

455
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:52,720
Speaker 4: Was that so bad that she was like, I just

456
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:58,960
Speaker 4: told him to choke me six? She's a white man's basement.

457
00:24:01,119 --> 00:24:03,600
Speaker 4: She writing a pilot for a lifetime movie or something.

458
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:05,639
Speaker 2: That's what that is.

459
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:13,720
Speaker 4: Dick Wolf wrote this, gundundundun toun go home, and then

460
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:15,280
Speaker 4: what happened she had to leave? It was she in

461
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:18,800
Speaker 4: like Virginia, Alabama, so she had to walk home she

462
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:22,320
Speaker 4: don't even go near his place. She had to drive like,

463
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:24,680
Speaker 4: I don't know, past several ranches or something.

464
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:30,359
Speaker 2: Right, one night stand? That was her first one night

465
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:35,720
Speaker 2: stirs one wait wait, wait, wait, y'all do just like

466
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:38,760
Speaker 2: I don't see what happened. She lived. They're like, that's

467
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:41,040
Speaker 2: a good story. She lived. They were like, well he

468
00:24:41,119 --> 00:24:44,080
Speaker 2: had a good time. Yeah, she's alive to tell a story.

469
00:24:44,119 --> 00:24:46,040
Speaker 2: I don't see anything wrong with that. There's it's a

470
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:47,880
Speaker 2: dude in here right now. That's like, was that fool?

471
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:52,840
Speaker 5: Wait?

472
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:53,200
Speaker 3: But who?

473
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:55,760
Speaker 2: So people were having one night stance at twenty two

474
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:56,200
Speaker 2: in here?

475
00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:58,440
Speaker 3: What you talking about?

476
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:04,360
Speaker 4: And sim was doing in like forties, fifties, eighties, Well

477
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:08,200
Speaker 4: that makes sense, but twenty two, Like, you're so young, what, Sydney,

478
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,120
Speaker 4: that's peak one night stand age?

479
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:11,080
Speaker 2: You young?

480
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:14,600
Speaker 4: You like just graduated, you got your little assosiates, bashfuls whatever.

481
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:20,840
Speaker 2: So he has a few slowly, No, twenty two, you

482
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:22,359
Speaker 2: know what's that year gap?

483
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:22,640
Speaker 3: Year?

484
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:27,119
Speaker 4: You think twenty two is too young to have a

485
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:30,199
Speaker 4: one night stand? Yes, Sydney, how old were you when

486
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:31,399
Speaker 4: you had your first one night stand?

487
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:35,960
Speaker 2: Fourteen? Lies?

488
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:40,320
Speaker 4: Like fourteen and a half? No, No, I had a

489
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 4: one night stand. I was on the I was in

490
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 4: the chat rooms on the phone. Do you guys remember that.

491
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:49,120
Speaker 4: Anybody who's forty, I know y'all remember the chat rooms. No,

492
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:52,520
Speaker 4: not not the a like, not the AOL chat room.

493
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:55,359
Speaker 4: She talked about you pick up a phone and people

494
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:56,320
Speaker 4: are talking.

495
00:25:56,680 --> 00:26:00,159
Speaker 2: They're like, that's what's a party? Now, y'are judging me.

496
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:03,280
Speaker 4: This is what Siddy have a judgment is what Sidney

497
00:26:03,359 --> 00:26:05,040
Speaker 4: was doing during the Clinton administration.

498
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:18,800
Speaker 2: She was she was winding on a rotary. It's some position.

499
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,800
Speaker 4: So I'm on the Cicily Tyson. It's fine. Sidney did

500
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:34,000
Speaker 4: a group project with Morgan Freeman. Who anyway, Uh, Sydney's

501
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:37,280
Speaker 4: on the chat line. Pretty ricky, Ricky ricky. Yeah, I'm

502
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:38,200
Speaker 4: talking to this guy.

503
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:41,040
Speaker 2: Great voice obviously, and.

504
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, you gotta have a good voice, like I'm not

505
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,000
Speaker 4: coming to meet you if you sound.

506
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:50,640
Speaker 2: Like goof troop, Like that's not happening. Hello. Said about

507
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:54,080
Speaker 2: having a good week killed with people who speak like

508
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:55,920
Speaker 2: they actually have the best dick, just like you know

509
00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:01,400
Speaker 2: the ones that like, excuse me, I beg your poor

510
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 2: nah city.

511
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:06,240
Speaker 4: They be placing the deck and then they take it

512
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 4: back out and then they place it and they'd be

513
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:13,440
Speaker 4: like they'd be buffing your boobs.

514
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 2: They be laying a towel down.

515
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 5: Towel down.

516
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:23,240
Speaker 4: Fine, A lot of these dudes don't change their sheets.

517
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:27,479
Speaker 4: I bring my own towel to my one night stand

518
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:33,639
Speaker 4: City shows up. It's wrapped around her neck like she

519
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:37,160
Speaker 4: going there like a million dollar baby.

520
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:37,440
Speaker 3: Wow.

521
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:41,920
Speaker 4: Wow, thank god this is a late show. Anyway, I

522
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:45,679
Speaker 4: would do this for brunch. Long this long story short.

523
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:49,880
Speaker 4: Get to his place. His place is very far in Brooklyn.

524
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 4: You guys don't know Brooklyn, right or you do? So

525
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:57,439
Speaker 4: Brooklyn is like like Oakland, Like that's how far it

526
00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:01,320
Speaker 4: is from where I was? I don't in Harlem. And

527
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:03,000
Speaker 4: then I had to go to the end of Brooklyn.

528
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,400
Speaker 4: So that's like from here to Oakland.

529
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:08,920
Speaker 2: You got it. That's yes to feel. I feel like

530
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:12,560
Speaker 2: Oakland is I can see. That's the right thing. Wait,

531
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:13,640
Speaker 2: how far is Oakland?

532
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:20,200
Speaker 4: Okay? I mean if you walk, how how far is Oakland?

533
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:25,200
Speaker 4: They're like, you walked that niggas out no said you couldn't.

534
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 2: Even walk the bridge.

535
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:32,320
Speaker 4: You said thirty minutes twenty fifteen. Okay, somebody be speeding. Okay,

536
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:36,879
Speaker 4: speed racer fifteen. I could do it at nine.

537
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:42,840
Speaker 2: So I had to take a dollar van to get

538
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 2: to this what is all this day?

539
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:52,320
Speaker 7: So so for the people who don't know, explain that

540
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 7: dollar van is basically like a big white churchman, you

541
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:58,040
Speaker 7: know what that is, right, and a Haitian or Jamaican

542
00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:01,720
Speaker 7: who ain't got no their papers drives it and they

543
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,520
Speaker 7: just stop and pick people up along.

544
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 4: The street, but like a major street, like a major street,

545
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 4: and you get in and they drive straight, and then

546
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:12,160
Speaker 4: when it's just stopped, you say your street, and then

547
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:13,840
Speaker 4: you throw two dollars at the driver and they let

548
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 4: you roll out. It's a stop driving roll situations. It's

549
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,800
Speaker 4: a yeah, they never really stopped. They kind of like

550
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:23,040
Speaker 4: slow down and then you gotta throw yourself out. And

551
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:25,480
Speaker 4: sometimes if you don't have the money, they like a

552
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:28,840
Speaker 4: fight happens. And if you hit into an accident. I

553
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 4: got in a dollar fan once and the driver fell

554
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:32,720
Speaker 4: asleep at the wheel.

555
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 2: We all we all fell asleep. It was late. We

556
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 2: all fell asleep and we woke up when he hit.

557
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 4: A car and he was like oh, he was like, oh,

558
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 4: but he ripped somebody's door off. No, and he sped

559
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 4: up and started and I was like, oh, but I'm

560
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:54,120
Speaker 4: high and I'm tired and I'm on the side that swiped,

561
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:56,200
Speaker 4: So I'm like, oh, you need to let me off.

562
00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:02,920
Speaker 4: He didn't have these papers anyway, dollar fan Telivan Sidney

563
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:07,480
Speaker 4: took that to get some dig Yeah that wait headline.

564
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:09,920
Speaker 4: No hold on, I didn't have sex with the guy.

565
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:11,520
Speaker 4: I just want you to know what you y'all did

566
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:12,240
Speaker 4: Bible study.

567
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,600
Speaker 2: No, I went there. He opens the.

568
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 4: Door, and no offense to anybody who's short. But he

569
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:22,480
Speaker 4: was like four two. It's nobody. Well, it's like a

570
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 4: keebler elf.

571
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:27,080
Speaker 2: Like like his voice didn't match his height. Oh little people,

572
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:28,520
Speaker 2: big world. Ow.

573
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:32,440
Speaker 4: I love that for him. He on the phone like

574
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 4: I'm a big boy. I could talk to you. Come

575
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:39,560
Speaker 4: over here, let me talk to him, gus. And then

576
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:42,320
Speaker 4: you got there and you were like it shouldn't head here.

577
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:46,000
Speaker 4: I was talking to your uncle, like where where he at?

578
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:52,400
Speaker 4: You like, uh, Sam, I go in. There's like no electricity,

579
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 4: like the lights are not working, there's no heat, yo.

580
00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:00,640
Speaker 4: And at no point in your mind did you think

581
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 4: I should go. It already took me like two and

582
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:06,479
Speaker 4: a half hours to get there. See this is like

583
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:08,600
Speaker 4: that white girl that went in that white man's basement. Yeah,

584
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:11,640
Speaker 4: I was like I'm gonna have to wait this out. Okay,

585
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:15,240
Speaker 4: So I'm there. He doesn't look the way he's supposed

586
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:16,320
Speaker 4: to say, like he sounds.

587
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:17,840
Speaker 2: What did you have on? Do you remember what your

588
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:18,280
Speaker 2: look was?

589
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 3: Oh?

590
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, you had I like oshkosh gosh, like I had

591
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:23,680
Speaker 4: like a little jumper situation.

592
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:27,080
Speaker 2: You had. You had on overall overall okay, but they.

593
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:29,239
Speaker 4: Were like they fit like you know Jay look like

594
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:37,640
Speaker 4: the like tight like somebody said, no, no, it was

595
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 4: like it was like the denim version of her like

596
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:41,160
Speaker 4: versace dress.

597
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:45,760
Speaker 2: No, so you didn't have a shirt on undernico over okay?

598
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 4: Owall side titty.

599
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:53,920
Speaker 2: Basically, I go down on this guy and it was

600
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:55,640
Speaker 2: bad and look at the shock.

601
00:31:55,920 --> 00:32:01,640
Speaker 4: Then I had to go, hey, listen, I had to

602
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:02,240
Speaker 4: work my way.

603
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 2: Up to this gang. Okay. I had to have.

604
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:06,960
Speaker 4: Sex with a whole bunch of dusty dudes to realize, yeah,

605
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 4: this came for me.

606
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:10,400
Speaker 2: This is a really I'm failing as a straight person.

607
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:15,200
Speaker 4: You got a women clamping, you too can save your life.

608
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 4: Every dollar a day, just a dusty dick a day

609
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:26,200
Speaker 4: will get you to this game in the You know,

610
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:28,719
Speaker 4: dusty dick, I think you know you grow out of it.

611
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:32,040
Speaker 4: Eventually or you'd ever experienced it and you know your imagic.

612
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:35,200
Speaker 2: What's that? That's a multi cake?

613
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:38,239
Speaker 4: Oh, this is for people who like trust each other.

614
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 2: That's what this is. That's a trust cake. It's a

615
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 2: ringing name. Imagine what if they propose I would know.

616
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:50,719
Speaker 2: I'm like, it ain't about you, bitch.

617
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:53,000
Speaker 4: I'd like you got us, but you're not about to

618
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 4: propose in a windbreaker.

619
00:32:54,120 --> 00:33:00,480
Speaker 2: Cannot get show ship. I bet you he owned the building.

620
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 2: Then let's stop. Let's stop. Now this is Facebook. Yes,

621
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:09,680
Speaker 2: this bo He said, I'm sitting in the front supporting y'all.

622
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:11,360
Speaker 2: Hose y'all not gonna. I don't want to sit here.

623
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:12,840
Speaker 2: She was like, I love them. I want them to

624
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 2: see them here. This is where we're sitting. He's like,

625
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:17,320
Speaker 2: this is the ship you'll be listening to. Put your

626
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 2: dumb ass.

627
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:22,760
Speaker 4: He said, you said this was pr and she was like,

628
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:24,600
Speaker 4: I said, niggas be joking or something.

629
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:32,240
Speaker 2: And he was like, three the medables is here. You

630
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:37,480
Speaker 2: are fired. Okay, I'm gonna take the Edibles back to

631
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:37,880
Speaker 2: New York.

632
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 4: And I'm not gonna hide him in my butt. I'm

633
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 4: just gonna have him in I'm having in my hand

634
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 4: when I go through security tomorrow, I'm.

635
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 2: Like, these are mints. I'll eat all of them right now.

636
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:52,120
Speaker 2: You daren me. They're gonna be like, no, I'm like

637
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:56,040
Speaker 2: right now. Okay.

638
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:58,200
Speaker 4: So, for the people who don't listen to the podcast

639
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:03,400
Speaker 4: basically unofficial ex for we interview people on expertise that

640
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:05,240
Speaker 4: you don't really need to be an expert in. You

641
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:08,120
Speaker 4: don't need skills to be a skipy other picture expert.

642
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:10,919
Speaker 4: We just we find out what you think you're good at,

643
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:12,080
Speaker 4: and then we roast you.

644
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:12,879
Speaker 2: That's all it is.

645
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:17,440
Speaker 4: The guests in the back like what, I didn't sign

646
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:20,440
Speaker 4: him for this shit? No, but it's it's fun, it's

647
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 4: it's lax. Sometimes the people are are good. Some people

648
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:27,280
Speaker 4: are you know, confusing. But our guest tonight is amazing.

649
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:31,680
Speaker 2: He's hilarious, he's a comedian. He's doing really great things.

650
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:33,640
Speaker 4: He got a flight to Japan at four o'clock in

651
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:35,880
Speaker 4: the morning, so this is he's out past his curfew

652
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:39,360
Speaker 4: right now. But uh, but he's an awesome comic. I

653
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:41,680
Speaker 4: think y'all are really gonna appreciate him. We're gonna figure

654
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:44,600
Speaker 4: out what his expertise is. We gonna need your health

655
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:46,279
Speaker 4: to do this. This is a mystery. This is like a

656
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:48,560
Speaker 4: question mark, you know, the dumb dumbs that like, oh

657
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:51,279
Speaker 4: you don't know what flavor it is. That's what this

658
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:55,040
Speaker 4: episode is, right now, that mystery jelly bean. Yeah, look

659
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 4: at them, they're like, what, we didn't sign up for that,

660
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 4: y'all not here for the ride. Yeah, She's like, I

661
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:05,200
Speaker 4: put on my good boots for this fucking show.

662
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:08,279
Speaker 2: Y'all better figure out the expertise. That's why I'm here.

663
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:10,279
Speaker 2: She put a good boots on because she wants you

664
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:12,239
Speaker 2: to kiss her, says, we didn't forget.

665
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:20,560
Speaker 4: Okay, I'll kissing that cake over there, y'are y'all gonna

666
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:20,800
Speaker 4: eat that?

667
00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:22,399
Speaker 5: Are?

668
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 2: Like you talking in front of her orange?

669
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:24,359
Speaker 5: Wye?

670
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,680
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm sorry, you're right, Okay, we got no class,

671
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:30,719
Speaker 4: all right. Anyway, let's bring up our special guests.

672
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:33,160
Speaker 2: For the evening. Yes, guys, give us a manager, give

673
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:34,000
Speaker 2: us a round of pluck.

674
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:41,399
Speaker 4: Give it up for Byron Barber, Byron, keep it going,

675
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:42,280
Speaker 4: keep it going.

676
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 2: Oh wow, you really already made me? Come Hi, Byron?

677
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:58,440
Speaker 2: You break it? You buy it? Yeah? Come on now, okay,

678
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 2: Hi Byron, how you do it?

679
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:05,120
Speaker 5: How y'all doing gang? Some real ship going on up here.

680
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 4: Well, you've been sitting in the back for a little while.

681
00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:09,840
Speaker 4: Do you have any thoughts or comments on what you

682
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:10,480
Speaker 4: heard this far?

683
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:10,799
Speaker 2: Oh?

684
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:12,560
Speaker 5: No, it's all lovely man, you know what I mean?

685
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:14,560
Speaker 2: That means he didn't hear ship.

686
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 6: Some of my past, uh sexual experiences that I had.

687
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:22,560
Speaker 5: You know what I mean?

688
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:27,959
Speaker 4: Do you think that when you have a good time,

689
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:29,840
Speaker 4: can you tell that the woman that you're with is

690
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:30,280
Speaker 4: not having.

691
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 2: A good time?

692
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 4: Yeah?

693
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:38,239
Speaker 2: As I mean, what do you keep your jacket on?

694
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:42,640
Speaker 2: Because like.

695
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:46,560
Speaker 5: Y'all live, y'all live in l A. Y'all live in

696
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:46,960
Speaker 5: New York.

697
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,839
Speaker 6: I live in l A. This is just what it is.

698
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:56,279
Speaker 6: But yeah, sometimes sometimes I look, I was I would

699
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:57,920
Speaker 6: guess you could say I was an assaulted. I don't know

700
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:03,319
Speaker 6: it was sexual assaulted. So even even but don't get

701
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 6: me wrong, something like that changes your trajectory and make

702
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:10,880
Speaker 6: you and you end up places as an adult.

703
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, so you were hu.

704
00:37:13,239 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 5: No, I'm not at home.

705
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:16,359
Speaker 6: I'm good now, but I could have been somewhere bad,

706
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 6: you know. But I've been in a situations before that

707
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 6: that I was like, oh ship because the women were are.

708
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:25,520
Speaker 5: Aggressive or they got some ship they need to get

709
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:26,080
Speaker 5: off their chairs.

710
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:27,960
Speaker 2: I mean sometimes yeah, we all got to.

711
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:30,840
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, so I would end up with like

712
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:32,560
Speaker 6: like those type of women, you know what I mean,

713
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:36,360
Speaker 6: we got issues, yeah, because most niggas story be like

714
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:37,839
Speaker 6: this is what I did to the pussy, and mine

715
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:39,239
Speaker 6: was always what the pussy did to me.

716
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 5: You know. So I'm like in y'all posit.

717
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:45,440
Speaker 6: When I'm hearing y'all ship, I'm like, yeah, I remember

718
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:47,279
Speaker 6: being in those situations, like what the fuck?

719
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:48,239
Speaker 8: You know?

720
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 5: Do you remember?

721
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 2: Okay, so can you share maybe one? Actually maybe not.

722
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:57,680
Speaker 2: I was like I thought about it.

723
00:37:57,719 --> 00:37:59,439
Speaker 5: I was like, we just want to Yeah, you don't

724
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:00,120
Speaker 5: know if you want to hear.

725
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:02,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think anything fun.

726
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:05,279
Speaker 5: Oh no, I don't know if it's fun. It was fun,

727
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:06,920
Speaker 5: but it was. It was a little bit.

728
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 2: It was an experience, you know, Okay, an experience. Is

729
00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:12,120
Speaker 2: it ready for this ride? Is it something? Is it

730
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 2: lifetime channel or.

731
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:15,799
Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't know.

732
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 6: I think it's lifetime. I think it's lifetime. Maybe it's

733
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:24,800
Speaker 6: a blend, it's lifetime. I'm not a bet type of

734
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:27,680
Speaker 6: nigga though, So I don't know. Okay, all right, but

735
00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:30,359
Speaker 6: I met this I met this lady one time older lady,

736
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:33,040
Speaker 6: because of course you know the situation. So I always

737
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:36,400
Speaker 6: had these older women my babysit, I fuck my babysit.

738
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:39,840
Speaker 6: It's always older women, you know what I mean. And

739
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:43,279
Speaker 6: I brought this lady to my crib and it was

740
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:44,040
Speaker 6: an older lady.

741
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:47,200
Speaker 2: How old were you? How we mariskae.

742
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 6: When I say older, like my my first threesome. That

743
00:38:53,719 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 6: it was her fifty seventh birthday, you know what I mean?

744
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:59,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, firing, I.

745
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:02,840
Speaker 4: Know, nigga, I know, I know the way you screamed

746
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:04,640
Speaker 4: from your.

747
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:07,759
Speaker 6: And and just like how y'all you know you want

748
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:10,160
Speaker 6: to be nice. I remember licking her neck and all.

749
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 4: The wrinkles, oh man, oh my god, the.

750
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:22,600
Speaker 2: Roof of your mouth, you like, oh uh.

751
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:24,720
Speaker 5: And she was dancing the whole night, so it got.

752
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:27,000
Speaker 4: A baby powder in the crevices.

753
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 2: Yeah.

754
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 6: And she smoked cigarettes and she got on top and

755
00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 6: she was like every time she like moved like all

756
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:38,440
Speaker 6: the you the years of cigarette smoke.

757
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:41,920
Speaker 5: And what float off you would.

758
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:43,880
Speaker 6: It would I would inhale, I would inhale it, you

759
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:47,360
Speaker 6: know what I mean. It was like breathing an exhaust

760
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:53,880
Speaker 6: like when the cars on. But I came and uh.

761
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:56,960
Speaker 2: Look at the dudes in the back. Yeah, somebody else.

762
00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 2: But what's that food?

763
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 5: I'm gonna fit. That's one thing. This is the weirdest.

764
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:01,920
Speaker 5: This is one.

765
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 6: This is one of my top weirds that I was

766
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:05,400
Speaker 6: banging the chicken. I met her, I brought her to

767
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 6: the house. She was older, you know what I mean?

768
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 6: This one, this gotta be like this gotta be hovering

769
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:11,719
Speaker 6: sixty you know what I mean?

770
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:15,319
Speaker 2: How old are you when all this is going down?

771
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:17,360
Speaker 6: I mean, this is like I've been in my relationship

772
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:22,280
Speaker 6: four years, so this is like maybe like five years.

773
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,520
Speaker 5: This some ship. I went through shit to make you

774
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:26,719
Speaker 5: be like, oh shit, I gotta get out of this ship.

775
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:29,000
Speaker 5: So I was like six.

776
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:36,040
Speaker 2: You're a homecare attendant, Like I just want your aide.

777
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:39,879
Speaker 2: I just want the chicken spongebag like.

778
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:41,839
Speaker 4: Year old.

779
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, because you ain't got to convince it ain't like

780
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:47,880
Speaker 6: a young person. They like, I might hurt you got it,

781
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:50,319
Speaker 6: and you gotta be like, let me get some coconut oil.

782
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:53,720
Speaker 5: Now you fucking you're trying to go straight to the thing.

783
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:55,319
Speaker 2: You're doing that to Gertrude.

784
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:58,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, well fifty seventh birthday.

785
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:00,920
Speaker 2: Well, if y'all would talk, and she riding.

786
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:01,480
Speaker 5: She was like you like it.

787
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:03,280
Speaker 6: I'm like yeah, but I know I want to have angles.

788
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:04,799
Speaker 6: I'm like, yo, let me let me fuck you on

789
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:07,120
Speaker 6: your ass. She's like yeah, and I put it in

790
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:09,440
Speaker 6: her ass and we get You know, at first it's

791
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 6: slow and you get in your rhythm.

792
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 5: We know you all adopt once you get told, you

793
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:14,960
Speaker 5: get your stroke and you like you in it.

794
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:15,359
Speaker 2: Yo.

795
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:17,759
Speaker 6: I had to do it without without getting in it,

796
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:20,960
Speaker 6: but and then she was just like yeah, you like

797
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:24,480
Speaker 6: that ass. Was like yeah, yeah, fucking his ass. And

798
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:28,160
Speaker 6: then she was like yeah fuck this, fuck this ass.

799
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 6: You you bag it. Fucked me in the ass. We

800
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 6: bag it, and then my whole rhythm like I remember

801
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:39,360
Speaker 6: looking up like not again, like hi up in these

802
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:41,319
Speaker 6: crazy ass situations, you know what I mean.

803
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 2: But a part of me.

804
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:46,200
Speaker 5: Was like she's just saying that song fucking ass. So

805
00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:47,239
Speaker 5: I had to push all that.

806
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 6: My ego was fucked up, so I had to push

807
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:52,040
Speaker 6: all that ship down and then like fuck her, and

808
00:41:52,080 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 6: then I came and then she come. Uh, I don't know.

809
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:02,799
Speaker 6: I had to push a lot down for me to

810
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:06,680
Speaker 6: come at that. I was doing it like a sporting event,

811
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 6: like like when you exercise, he's tired, you got three

812
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:11,960
Speaker 6: more minutes. You ain't worried about your feeling. You're just

813
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:13,919
Speaker 6: trying to reach it the goal you came here to reach.

814
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:17,200
Speaker 6: I got the belt that night, you know what I mean?

815
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:22,719
Speaker 4: Okay, I see you, I see you over here.

816
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:24,960
Speaker 2: Are you judging this? I'm trying to figure out your face.

817
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:29,359
Speaker 4: He's exposing himself, he's he's sharing, he's unpacked. We're trying

818
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 4: to figure out what his experts. Yeah, and you over

819
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:35,520
Speaker 4: here just like what's going on? It's almost one am.

820
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:42,040
Speaker 2: What you wanted to talk about politics, claiming change.

821
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 5: Before I fucked in ass?

822
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:48,280
Speaker 2: But the thing is it said, oh no, not the koalas.

823
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:51,680
Speaker 5: Yeah.

824
00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 6: Man, At that time I thought I was I was

825
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 6: putt here to just be with those type of women,

826
00:42:57,080 --> 00:43:01,120
Speaker 6: like like school teachers and ship like that, who got

827
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:06,120
Speaker 6: this side of the.

828
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 5: Low bonds during the day. With that night they show

829
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:07,080
Speaker 5: up and they get.

830
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 2: Real crazy and they throw that wig off.

831
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:13,120
Speaker 5: Yeah. So and then I realized. I realized that I

832
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:13,560
Speaker 5: had this.

833
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:16,319
Speaker 6: Level of Nike rope and this chick I had my

834
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:18,839
Speaker 6: choker because it was a nice rope.

835
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:19,600
Speaker 5: You jumped rope with it.

836
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:20,359
Speaker 2: It's a jump rope.

837
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:26,279
Speaker 5: But somehow, somehow around this lady Nick somehow around it.

838
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:31,320
Speaker 6: You go to Portland and get one for like ten dollars.

839
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:34,759
Speaker 2: I'm not going to for a leather chump rope.

840
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:35,120
Speaker 3: No.

841
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 6: Here's the thing, though, you could buy a bunch of

842
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:39,160
Speaker 6: ship for like the seventy percent off and.

843
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 5: Go flip it.

844
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:43,400
Speaker 2: Just get it off Amazon, dude. No, this is a

845
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:45,680
Speaker 2: whole bigger he's trying to build a business.

846
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:48,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, but either way, I had to.

847
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 6: I had to rope around his chicken, Nick, And she

848
00:43:50,719 --> 00:43:53,480
Speaker 6: was like harder, harder, and I'm I'm up behind her

849
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:55,440
Speaker 6: and I'm and I'm squeezing my.

850
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:58,920
Speaker 5: Arm shaking, and I was like, what am I doing this?

851
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:02,200
Speaker 5: That was my moment. I'm like, oh, this is like

852
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:04,560
Speaker 5: I can't be out here. This is it for me?

853
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:06,160
Speaker 2: Stopped or you finished?

854
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:09,319
Speaker 5: What do you mean? That time when she came, she came?

855
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:10,320
Speaker 2: Is she alive?

856
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:11,360
Speaker 5: Alive?

857
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:12,719
Speaker 2: Did she go?

858
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:16,279
Speaker 5: Yeah? That was her thing. I did all that for her.

859
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:17,960
Speaker 5: You know, she was a very interested in person.

860
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:21,120
Speaker 6: The thing she wanted was like kind of disturbing, Like

861
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:22,279
Speaker 6: she wanted me to call her.

862
00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:25,240
Speaker 5: She wanted to call me Daddy, would like call her daughter?

863
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:30,760
Speaker 2: Oh she did. She's not alive, She's.

864
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:35,360
Speaker 6: Not on Facebook. She disappeared for like two years to

865
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:36,480
Speaker 6: get her head together.

866
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:40,439
Speaker 2: And then I hope she got her head together. Yeah,

867
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:42,759
Speaker 2: we just ruined this man's Artistrup Depp.

868
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 4: He wander when he was chips and depth man stupid

869
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:50,640
Speaker 4: and then he crushed that ship.

870
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:54,359
Speaker 5: That's where we're at. So okay, this one thing I.

871
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:57,040
Speaker 2: Did, this is where we're at. Okay. Uh, first of.

872
00:44:57,040 --> 00:45:03,920
Speaker 5: All, now I'm a pastor. You know you're about took

873
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:05,720
Speaker 5: on my jacket. I had a father collar.

874
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:12,239
Speaker 2: Somebody like that. Change they got no blinging it. No, no,

875
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:12,879
Speaker 2: you don't have to be.

876
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:16,440
Speaker 5: Actually, yeah, sure I want to blame you got playing out.

877
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:18,480
Speaker 2: Yeah I put it. I put it over the neck,

878
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:21,919
Speaker 2: over the shirt. Uh you got you put a quarter

879
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:22,719
Speaker 2: in and those came out.

880
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:26,880
Speaker 5: Well, one my dad, One is my dad, he's dead.

881
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:32,040
Speaker 6: And wow, this this one, this nigga was my mom's

882
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:32,680
Speaker 6: ex husband.

883
00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:34,480
Speaker 5: He used to be there. So I was like, give

884
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 5: me that. I'm taking your trauma.

885
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 2: Trauma are trauma and geriatric.

886
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:46,960
Speaker 5: I don't know.

887
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:49,120
Speaker 6: This is a snake that eat his own tail. This

888
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:50,440
Speaker 6: is another traumatic thing.

889
00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 2: What is that about?

890
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:56,560
Speaker 6: It's about like self destructure, self sabotage inside us as

891
00:45:56,560 --> 00:46:01,080
Speaker 6: a society and as a species that's on mucia to

892
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:01,759
Speaker 6: get into that.

893
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:03,080
Speaker 2: Are you on mushrooms right now?

894
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:05,440
Speaker 5: But I do feel like connected.

895
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:05,879
Speaker 3: You know.

896
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,279
Speaker 2: Everyone in the crowd is like to.

897
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:15,759
Speaker 4: Everybody, they're like, let's say that narrative at all?

898
00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:18,319
Speaker 5: Well one, you know what I mean? I feel I

899
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:20,040
Speaker 5: feel a round. Something's going on in here.

900
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 2: So you you smell some icy hot in the air.

901
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:27,440
Speaker 5: I don't know. You know, he's about to.

902
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:30,840
Speaker 4: Rock somebody socks after this? Somebody you got away for us,

903
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:33,800
Speaker 4: some denture cream or something? What got you turned on

904
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:35,640
Speaker 4: the energy man?

905
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:37,680
Speaker 2: Let me slide my chair back.

906
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:39,279
Speaker 5: You don't feel it.

907
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:41,400
Speaker 2: I'm here for you know what I'm saying?

908
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:43,359
Speaker 5: What if it's off your ship?

909
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:46,640
Speaker 6: I'm feeling your vibes, Like what if you somewhere and

910
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:50,359
Speaker 6: I'm feeling like your vibrations And I'm like you But okay.

911
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:53,200
Speaker 2: Well sir, this is a podcast. I don't know what

912
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 2: vibes you're here? You feel around?

913
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:57,600
Speaker 6: Not a round in a like in a sexual but

914
00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:00,360
Speaker 6: a rounds in a very sensual, alive way present.

915
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:01,600
Speaker 5: Okay, do y'all feel?

916
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:04,920
Speaker 2: Are y'all getting these? Also? This man is holding his chest.

917
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:10,200
Speaker 4: He's ready to call the cab he's my energy.

918
00:47:10,239 --> 00:47:11,200
Speaker 2: He like this uper.

919
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 5: This is cool ghost.

920
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:16,920
Speaker 2: Okay. So how often do you do bushos?

921
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:20,440
Speaker 6: Maybe twice a year, but not on a level that's

922
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:23,920
Speaker 6: I do crazy ship when I'm somewhere dope, Like I

923
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:25,440
Speaker 6: was in the mouthdis and I did.

924
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:27,279
Speaker 5: Asked for sixteen hours.

925
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,759
Speaker 2: In the ocean, sixteen the day it's twenty four like.

926
00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:35,040
Speaker 4: What Yeah, but but black man swimming, I'm here for that.

927
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:37,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, hashtag black man who swimming?

928
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:40,640
Speaker 5: I live swimming in a lot of oceans. And some

929
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:41,799
Speaker 5: seeds too, you know what I mean.

930
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:45,640
Speaker 6: It's not bad some seeds, seeds, Mediterranean seed.

931
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:47,840
Speaker 2: Okay, so it's like a little bit and closed.

932
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:49,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's definitely a little bit in closed. It's a

933
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:51,239
Speaker 6: warmer field, you know what I mean.

934
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:54,440
Speaker 2: It's also ghosts, you know that's something.

935
00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:57,160
Speaker 6: I've done, ghosts. I've done ghosts. But I like about ghosts.

936
00:47:57,160 --> 00:48:00,280
Speaker 6: And bays is the waters.

937
00:47:59,239 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, like old Bay or no, he's talking about the

938
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 4: bad old bay.

939
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:04,759
Speaker 5: It's good too. That's why the Atlantic salmon when you

940
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:10,319
Speaker 5: get it, yeah, you are the l Yeah, but I'm new.

941
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:13,800
Speaker 2: I can't trust you man. You know you don't know

942
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:14,760
Speaker 2: how to say salmon.

943
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:16,640
Speaker 6: We say, can't fish where I'm from, and we eat

944
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 6: those type of fishes, and then this is something new.

945
00:48:18,719 --> 00:48:21,040
Speaker 5: That's what I mean. Like, so you gotta I still

946
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:24,239
Speaker 5: I called I called uh, I call it cons I've

947
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 5: been to Canz. They like it's cans can and I'm like, no,

948
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:29,880
Speaker 5: nigga's whatever. I call it.

949
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:31,640
Speaker 4: It's y'are both saying it wrong. It's French and y'all

950
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:33,600
Speaker 4: both saying, how do you say it's conn of?

951
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:36,440
Speaker 6: First off, I'm America and we just we just number one,

952
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:37,520
Speaker 6: we got the biggest guns.

953
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 5: It is whatever.

954
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:43,040
Speaker 4: Then we call it we got the most trauma. Uh, Okay,

955
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:47,919
Speaker 4: what question did I just ask? I think you asked

956
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:50,800
Speaker 4: them about mushroom? You asked yourself something and then.

957
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:51,440
Speaker 5: Okay, go ahead.

958
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 2: I was like, what that's the question.

959
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:56,319
Speaker 6: Yeah, So that's when I tripped. I just tripped New

960
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 6: Year's I was at I was in Israel on Joppa

961
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:03,759
Speaker 6: for with the rock splashing me and my lady and

962
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:08,040
Speaker 6: both on shrooms as the year.

963
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 5: So it's cool.

964
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:13,520
Speaker 2: I know it's not a big mushroom.

965
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:18,120
Speaker 4: Prind somebody says in the second You're like, what, yeah,

966
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:19,600
Speaker 4: I'm renting here.

967
00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:20,640
Speaker 2: She likes mushrooms.

968
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:22,719
Speaker 5: We don't get more niggas to do shrooms, more black

969
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:24,399
Speaker 5: people to do shrooms and have.

970
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 2: These experiences in here.

971
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:28,960
Speaker 5: You there, you go, there you go.

972
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:34,000
Speaker 2: I just want you're knock underneath your chairs. We got

973
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:38,080
Speaker 2: shrimp for everybody. You got, you got through.

974
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:39,719
Speaker 4: You.

975
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 5: I might do something in Japan. I want to go

976
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 5: to suicide for as and have a nice mushroom trip.

977
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:51,480
Speaker 4: Wow, way to bring it back in case y'all forgot,

978
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:53,280
Speaker 4: In case I forgot, I'm sad.

979
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:55,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.

980
00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:58,200
Speaker 5: We gotta enjoy on Saturday. I talk about it on stage.

981
00:49:58,800 --> 00:49:59,480
Speaker 5: Ups and downs.

982
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:01,680
Speaker 6: Man, we Jordan up. We got to learn how to

983
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:04,399
Speaker 6: enjoy the down. This is all life. This is it,

984
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:08,920
Speaker 6: you know, this is it. So yeah, we gotta experience.

985
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:08,799
Speaker 5: All of it.

986
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:11,920
Speaker 4: We get all the damaged people clapping, They're like, yeah, great,

987
00:50:12,239 --> 00:50:21,080
Speaker 4: I've been I feel seen. Yeah, I'm so sad, so Sydney.

988
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:24,719
Speaker 2: I mean I feel him on that because as you

989
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:25,800
Speaker 2: the people who listen.

990
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:27,839
Speaker 4: To the podcast, y'all know, I've been sad for many

991
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:29,960
Speaker 4: years and now I'm on a well be trend.

992
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:33,720
Speaker 2: So yeah, it's a different type of sadness.

993
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:37,319
Speaker 4: But you know I'm out here floating, Yeah, like.

994
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:39,080
Speaker 2: A plastic bag in the wind.

995
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:41,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I've been in that place where it's just

996
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:44,680
Speaker 4: like I talk about it a lot, and then people

997
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 4: were like, yeah, I guess, I guess we got to

998
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:51,240
Speaker 4: accept that you're like a morbid person, right, Yeah, because

999
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:53,000
Speaker 4: I talk about it. I talk about like what my

1000
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:56,799
Speaker 4: funeral is gonna be, Like I'm gonna have a guest list. Yeah,

1001
00:50:56,880 --> 00:51:00,600
Speaker 4: who's the DJ gonna be? I'm thinking about college. I

1002
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:03,000
Speaker 4: think I think kal It.

1003
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:04,240
Speaker 2: Is gonna come to your funeral.

1004
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:06,880
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, you think you gonna out You think he

1005
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:11,960
Speaker 4: gonna outlive you? Yeah? Yeah, absolutely didja when you have

1006
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:14,640
Speaker 4: that much money, like they pump stuff into you to

1007
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:15,600
Speaker 4: make sure that you live.

1008
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,040
Speaker 5: First off, were talking about like the IVS.

1009
00:51:20,239 --> 00:51:22,040
Speaker 6: I just had an IV nig at the crib and

1010
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:25,640
Speaker 6: the crib let you know, we're moving up in the world.

1011
00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:28,279
Speaker 6: It was an IV nig at the crib doing the

1012
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:30,640
Speaker 6: two hour IV not on me, but just explaining what

1013
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:32,720
Speaker 6: this thing is. And I'm like, nah, I'm not mentally

1014
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:34,360
Speaker 6: ready yet. I still say, so.

1015
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:39,120
Speaker 2: What is in the ivy drip?

1016
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:42,239
Speaker 6: And it depends on what you want, Like you can

1017
00:51:42,239 --> 00:51:43,960
Speaker 6: put they can put a bunch of vitamins in you,

1018
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:46,880
Speaker 6: like stuff that you feel you you're missing. Uh, they

1019
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:51,040
Speaker 6: could do hangover recovery.

1020
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:52,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, they put it in. They put it in.

1021
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:56,000
Speaker 5: You you talk. Some people get massages. What is going on?

1022
00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:58,720
Speaker 2: This is some like musk.

1023
00:51:59,120 --> 00:51:59,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what it is.

1024
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:01,800
Speaker 6: Well, it's for people with high level work, you know

1025
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:03,319
Speaker 6: what I mean, and they like the work and they

1026
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:04,080
Speaker 6: don't have time.

1027
00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:07,760
Speaker 4: High level work aka just high Well yeah.

1028
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:10,440
Speaker 5: All that this group of I don't know, really, you

1029
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:11,960
Speaker 5: probably can't a bunch.

1030
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:14,160
Speaker 2: Of I don't want to put somebody to group. Put

1031
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:16,480
Speaker 2: a needle in my arm. They're gonna be like I've

1032
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:17,280
Speaker 2: dropped it.

1033
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:21,719
Speaker 6: Yeah, depends on who do it, you know what I mean.

1034
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:24,960
Speaker 6: But it's a bunch of Yeah, it's a bunch of

1035
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,560
Speaker 6: shit out here that that that He's like, oh ship.

1036
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:30,239
Speaker 5: This is this is interesting. Okay, there's a bunch of

1037
00:52:30,239 --> 00:52:31,040
Speaker 5: interesting ship out here.

1038
00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:31,359
Speaker 7: You know.

1039
00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:33,279
Speaker 4: So the dude is at your house. But you didn't

1040
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:35,359
Speaker 4: get hit, didn't didn't get it done.

1041
00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:37,040
Speaker 5: Me personally, I didn't get the drip.

1042
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:42,600
Speaker 4: You rather do acid and go swimming with Nemo and ship.

1043
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:43,759
Speaker 4: But you're like, I'm not gonna do this.

1044
00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:47,040
Speaker 6: First off, Nemo, Well I was it wasn't Nemo, but

1045
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:50,040
Speaker 6: it was like more octopus and this is the moud.

1046
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:55,799
Speaker 2: So so like big ones are like little one tiny colis.

1047
00:52:56,520 --> 00:53:00,319
Speaker 4: Uh No, it was that's squid whatever you know she

1048
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:01,160
Speaker 4: she cultured or whatever.

1049
00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:03,759
Speaker 6: But it was some it was some cuddle It was

1050
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:04,879
Speaker 6: some cuddle fish out there.

1051
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:07,279
Speaker 2: That was the pokemont.

1052
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:10,240
Speaker 5: They tiny little, they like tiny little. They look like aliens.

1053
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:11,839
Speaker 6: They got the flutter in the back and then they

1054
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:13,359
Speaker 6: look at you in the eyes and then they got

1055
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:14,560
Speaker 6: little tentacles in the front.

1056
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:16,799
Speaker 2: Oh I dated somebody who looked like one of those.

1057
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:19,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's cool, you know what I mean?

1058
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:23,960
Speaker 6: Twelve But I was able to connect to the to

1059
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,640
Speaker 6: me like the one of the first organism organisms that

1060
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:27,800
Speaker 6: crawled out of the ocean.

1061
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:28,200
Speaker 4: You know.

1062
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:31,279
Speaker 5: That's that's how connected to the ocean. I was.

1063
00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:35,720
Speaker 2: Everybody feels high right now? What are you? I was like, yo,

1064
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:40,160
Speaker 2: when you were like this, I felt that.

1065
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:43,600
Speaker 5: I was like, I've seen it when I did it,

1066
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:44,160
Speaker 5: you know what I mean?

1067
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:46,160
Speaker 2: So, yeah, Sidney, did you also?

1068
00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:46,520
Speaker 5: Okay?

1069
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:50,920
Speaker 2: No, I'm sober. Anybody is anybody else high? Okay?

1070
00:53:50,719 --> 00:53:54,040
Speaker 4: The cool people in the back, okay, they're on poppers?

1071
00:53:54,040 --> 00:54:00,000
Speaker 2: I feel them? Hid? Did you have any other questions

1072
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:01,680
Speaker 2: for Byron? I will say that.

1073
00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:04,880
Speaker 4: Just listening to Byron's stand up, which you guys are

1074
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:07,440
Speaker 4: should He's it's freaking incredible funny.

1075
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:11,239
Speaker 2: You have a way of talking about things that could be.

1076
00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:14,640
Speaker 4: Problematic, but you just like flip it around and make

1077
00:54:14,719 --> 00:54:17,640
Speaker 4: it make sense, like you have. You have a joke

1078
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:21,640
Speaker 4: about Michael Jackson, and it's so funny.

1079
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:22,440
Speaker 5: It's so good.

1080
00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:26,239
Speaker 2: You know, it's great. It's so funny. Now they want

1081
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:26,520
Speaker 2: to hear it.

1082
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:29,360
Speaker 4: You gotta go to Japan. You gotta go to Japan

1083
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:30,360
Speaker 4: and catch the set there.

1084
00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:33,319
Speaker 5: I mean that joke might be on the contract, so

1085
00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:33,920
Speaker 5: I can't.

1086
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:39,759
Speaker 2: Really mean we didn't pay him enough? All right, cool?

1087
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:41,839
Speaker 2: But him?

1088
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:45,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I think it comes.

1089
00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:48,160
Speaker 6: I think it comes from being in a situation, in

1090
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:52,879
Speaker 6: a situation uh not kind of like that and having

1091
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:56,399
Speaker 6: those same vibes and thoughts like how can I while

1092
00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:57,400
Speaker 6: this ship is going on?

1093
00:54:57,920 --> 00:54:59,960
Speaker 2: Wait, Sidney, how why did you bring it back to Michael?

1094
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:01,080
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1095
00:55:01,239 --> 00:55:05,120
Speaker 4: The joke was good, though, it's a great hear it, okay?

1096
00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:07,799
Speaker 2: And we jump We was like we was in the mall.

1097
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:13,040
Speaker 4: D damn, y'all mad at me? Y'all fine, it's fine,

1098
00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:13,520
Speaker 4: We're good.

1099
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:15,359
Speaker 6: And I think it's it's I think because I come

1100
00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:17,560
Speaker 6: from that place and sexual abuse. I basically say, like,

1101
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:20,400
Speaker 6: how do you go back to regular six after that?

1102
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:25,320
Speaker 5: Like Michael Jackson, dick, how can you go back to

1103
00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:26,440
Speaker 5: regular head.

1104
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:29,840
Speaker 2: That work that?

1105
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:32,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, now you're seventeen.

1106
00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:35,839
Speaker 6: You were seventeen years later and some chicks seventeen trying

1107
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:37,960
Speaker 6: to go down and stuck you dick, and You're like, oh, stop,

1108
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:41,200
Speaker 6: you don't. This is ain't how you sucks. You supposed

1109
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:43,800
Speaker 6: to spin first, then drop to your knees whatever.

1110
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:51,439
Speaker 4: You know, what I tell you, what I tell you,

1111
00:55:52,239 --> 00:55:55,479
Speaker 4: except but but when he doesn't standing up.

1112
00:55:55,400 --> 00:56:03,960
Speaker 2: He do the spins such a good spin he dropped anyway.

1113
00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:06,440
Speaker 6: But those things come from the point of you come

1114
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:08,080
Speaker 6: from a real place, you know what I mean. That's

1115
00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:10,800
Speaker 6: like some of the stuff behind it. It's like, oh yeah,

1116
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:11,239
Speaker 6: you know.

1117
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:14,960
Speaker 4: So, I mean, you guys earned that joke to the

1118
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:18,400
Speaker 4: beginning with the old ladies and then and the leather

1119
00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:19,120
Speaker 4: jump rope.

1120
00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:21,880
Speaker 6: Well, I mean, somebody out here just sucking dick because

1121
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:24,000
Speaker 6: and I'm thinking, like, man, how many blowjobs I got?

1122
00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:26,719
Speaker 6: Because I couldn't even push it right, And I'm like, man,

1123
00:56:27,239 --> 00:56:29,640
Speaker 6: see as a woman, you're looking at it as a

1124
00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:30,799
Speaker 6: as a victim and as a guy.

1125
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:32,360
Speaker 5: I'm like, man, these niggas are genius.

1126
00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:35,799
Speaker 6: Is all you gotta do is do fucked up shit

1127
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 6: and you gonna get the head anyway.

1128
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:41,320
Speaker 2: Not not some Marie Fauston. I'm going home. I'm not

1129
00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:43,480
Speaker 2: getting that base man. I'm not doing none of that stuff.

1130
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:45,960
Speaker 5: He was a chick who couldn't get proper hair. I had.

1131
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,200
Speaker 6: It was all teeth and it hurt good. But I

1132
00:56:48,239 --> 00:56:51,640
Speaker 6: made her keep doing it. I gotta learn somehow, you

1133
00:56:51,719 --> 00:56:54,319
Speaker 6: know what I mean. And I took that. I took

1134
00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:56,200
Speaker 6: the pain. It hurt for two days.

1135
00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:03,640
Speaker 4: I have this ring on actually never mind, yeah, never mind.

1136
00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:07,160
Speaker 2: I got a little with the diamond the stone set

1137
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:09,360
Speaker 2: things you know that like hold it in place.

1138
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:14,759
Speaker 4: And I was at this dude house and I was

1139
00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:20,400
Speaker 4: giving a hand job. He was like, he's like, please

1140
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:21,680
Speaker 4: take your rings off. I was like, no, I don't

1141
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:26,720
Speaker 4: want to forget them. I need the very hat of her.

1142
00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:30,080
Speaker 2: I love it. I mean, I licked my hand.

1143
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:34,600
Speaker 4: He was like, nah, look I had to trick you that. Look.

1144
00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:36,959
Speaker 6: I'm from the hood, and hood happens in the hood,

1145
00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:40,760
Speaker 6: like motherfuckers be like tricking niggas and having babies and ship.

1146
00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:43,760
Speaker 5: So and I'm the son who.

1147
00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:47,640
Speaker 2: Yeah they do that there, like but why are they what?

1148
00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:48,600
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1149
00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:51,760
Speaker 6: But so like and I'm a parano, the schizophrenic son,

1150
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:53,600
Speaker 6: you know what I mean. So I'm parano myself. So

1151
00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:55,920
Speaker 6: I would have sex and I would when I would

1152
00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:59,040
Speaker 6: wear a condom, I would keep the condom with me.

1153
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:01,480
Speaker 6: How many days now, I would drive down the street

1154
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:02,800
Speaker 6: and then I would toss it in the middle.

1155
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:06,800
Speaker 5: Yeah. One time, this chick woke up early.

1156
00:58:07,120 --> 00:58:08,800
Speaker 6: She woke up and used the bathroom and she saw

1157
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:12,640
Speaker 6: the coldom on the floor and I felt like touch it.

1158
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:14,200
Speaker 5: And I came over by my sleep. I don't touch

1159
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:16,080
Speaker 5: that and she.

1160
00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:19,160
Speaker 6: Was like what the And I was like, oh, man,

1161
00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:20,680
Speaker 6: no this this, don't worry about it.

1162
00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:22,240
Speaker 5: And she was like that's weird.

1163
00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:24,280
Speaker 6: Why you don't do that? And I was like, it's mine,

1164
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:27,800
Speaker 6: that's mine. How you're gonna complain about me about my ship?

1165
00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:30,320
Speaker 6: That's my com and the condom that I had on

1166
00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:33,000
Speaker 6: And she got mad. And while she was mad and

1167
00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:36,120
Speaker 6: she was ark, and I just took it and just

1168
00:58:36,160 --> 00:58:44,959
Speaker 6: like he balled it up and like, ma, what that's good? Though,

1169
00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:47,160
Speaker 6: that's when you read about that life.

1170
00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:51,040
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Hit a mule for his

1171
00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:52,160
Speaker 2: own coumb.

1172
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:54,080
Speaker 5: But people do that with drugs.

1173
00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:56,919
Speaker 4: Why wouldn't You're a mule, That's what I mean. Maybe

1174
00:58:57,080 --> 00:58:58,040
Speaker 4: you know that's what you need.

1175
00:58:58,080 --> 00:59:01,520
Speaker 2: That's closer for you, you know, the snake eating.

1176
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:04,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it ain't close with me.

1177
00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:07,160
Speaker 2: But way to bring it back, Marina, you said full second. Yeah,

1178
00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:07,640
Speaker 2: I see you.

1179
00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:10,560
Speaker 6: I say, I see you differently now that you did that.

1180
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:12,520
Speaker 6: I'm like, Oh, she gangs because she bought that life.

1181
00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:14,080
Speaker 2: I mean I'm not.

1182
00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:16,560
Speaker 4: She's definitely not all the things that you said. I

1183
00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:19,280
Speaker 4: don't see why you wouldn't do that. You just throw

1184
00:59:19,320 --> 00:59:19,760
Speaker 4: it in the woods.

1185
00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:21,240
Speaker 2: You have your own little suicide forest.

1186
00:59:22,400 --> 00:59:23,120
Speaker 5: That is dope.

1187
00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:26,920
Speaker 2: You're a genius. Another that was another circle.

1188
00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:28,560
Speaker 5: I like that.

1189
00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:31,120
Speaker 2: I mean I'll take it that.

1190
00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:35,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's in lot's feeling somewhere.

1191
00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:36,439
Speaker 5: If y'all want to go visit.

1192
00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:41,000
Speaker 2: I see some more judgment over there. What's going on? Sis?

1193
00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:43,000
Speaker 5: I don't go you see you to see how my

1194
00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:44,400
Speaker 5: grandmother look at me? You know what I mean?

1195
00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:49,200
Speaker 2: You probably want to bang your grandma. No, No, you

1196
00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:55,560
Speaker 2: don't know. You like, I don't watch that porn. I'm

1197
00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:56,160
Speaker 2: just letting you know.

1198
00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:00,080
Speaker 5: Yeah I did. I did she's gonna.

1199
00:59:59,840 --> 01:00:01,040
Speaker 2: Take the life alert off.

1200
01:00:04,680 --> 01:00:05,800
Speaker 5: I didn't threaten the tongue.

1201
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:09,320
Speaker 6: It's my grandma one time, because she she's in the hospital.

1202
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:13,200
Speaker 6: She in a cob and I wanted to see. I

1203
01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:16,160
Speaker 6: wanted to see if she a move. I wanted I

1204
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:17,919
Speaker 6: thought she was faking it, and I wanted to see

1205
01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:18,440
Speaker 6: if she will.

1206
01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:23,400
Speaker 2: Move My read.

1207
01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:27,800
Speaker 3: No nobody.

1208
01:00:28,080 --> 01:00:32,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, my punchline will never have its back.

1209
01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:35,520
Speaker 2: This is crazy, this is insane. I did try to

1210
01:00:35,560 --> 01:00:36,560
Speaker 2: tongue its my grandma.

1211
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:39,160
Speaker 5: I ain't say try. I told her I would. I

1212
01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:40,680
Speaker 5: didn't try it. I just want to see what she

1213
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:41,080
Speaker 5: would move.

1214
01:00:41,120 --> 01:00:42,760
Speaker 2: That's why she'd be looking at you, funny.

1215
01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:45,400
Speaker 6: She don't like what I do anyway, you know what

1216
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:48,919
Speaker 6: I mean. She told me she don't like She told

1217
01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:51,280
Speaker 6: me when I started comming, and it hurts. I never

1218
01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:53,920
Speaker 6: told it hurt that she didn't like me doing stand up.

1219
01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:57,120
Speaker 6: She don't like stand up. She's a generation where they

1220
01:00:57,160 --> 01:01:00,840
Speaker 6: don't smile in photos. So the evil part of me

1221
01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:03,000
Speaker 6: is now that she can't move and she in the hospice.

1222
01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:05,360
Speaker 6: Every time I go see her, I go tell lean

1223
01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:06,840
Speaker 6: over and tell bits.

1224
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:11,200
Speaker 2: You work on the series. You sound like she's sounding

1225
01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:12,040
Speaker 2: like my ex girlfriend.

1226
01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:12,240
Speaker 4: Wow.

1227
01:01:13,120 --> 01:01:17,520
Speaker 2: Oh no, I mean they know who your ex girlfriend

1228
01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:19,200
Speaker 2: this is. They don't know her.

1229
01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:33,800
Speaker 3: Oh shore, She said, wow, that's like Rocky.

1230
01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:36,120
Speaker 5: She said it like Rocky Sidney.

1231
01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:39,200
Speaker 2: We already we went. We pulled the audience. They listened

1232
01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:41,800
Speaker 2: to the podcast cutting all of that out. That ain't

1233
01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:43,520
Speaker 2: gonna make it. That's why I'm gonna make the cut

1234
01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:43,800
Speaker 2: at all.

1235
01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:46,560
Speaker 5: Well, can I can I get some cuts? Take it.

1236
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:48,200
Speaker 2: Now?

1237
01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:52,760
Speaker 4: In the contract it said, uh, you gotta put everything in. Okay,

1238
01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:54,120
Speaker 4: so we're gonna wrap you up.

1239
01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:58,439
Speaker 2: What exactly? Yeah, I mean we don't. Don't you gonna pay?

1240
01:01:58,800 --> 01:01:58,960
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1241
01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:00,320
Speaker 2: You want to stay?

1242
01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:02,960
Speaker 5: I mean, how long is going? Let's do let's do

1243
01:02:03,040 --> 01:02:09,200
Speaker 5: a marathon. Yeah, we're in this suicide tonight. One of

1244
01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:10,360
Speaker 5: you was gonna do it, but.

1245
01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:13,040
Speaker 6: Since y'all came, y'all have changed y'all mind, and we're

1246
01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:15,800
Speaker 6: gonna keep you here until you want to do it again.

1247
01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:20,240
Speaker 2: He got church in the back, do it? Damn?

1248
01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:22,440
Speaker 5: Are you singing tomorrow? You singing tomorrow?

1249
01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:24,000
Speaker 2: You are?

1250
01:02:24,920 --> 01:02:25,040
Speaker 6: Oh?

1251
01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:27,520
Speaker 5: So you gotta go there? What is it? Catholic church?

1252
01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:28,600
Speaker 4: No?

1253
01:02:28,760 --> 01:02:30,920
Speaker 5: Oh, you don't even know huh scientology?

1254
01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:35,600
Speaker 4: Okay, Oh I heard they have good brunch. The scientology

1255
01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:37,000
Speaker 4: have good brunch on Saturday.

1256
01:02:37,240 --> 01:02:37,720
Speaker 2: Hear that they have.

1257
01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:40,520
Speaker 5: But the l A Center though, Yeah, but that's brainwashing.

1258
01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:42,640
Speaker 5: They they make you say they got good brunch. Brunch

1259
01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:44,520
Speaker 5: mean something else, Crunch.

1260
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:50,840
Speaker 2: Meant something else, brunch meat ainal and it's cruise so

1261
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:51,520
Speaker 2: it don't hurt.

1262
01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:56,360
Speaker 5: God damn you all want to know.

1263
01:02:56,800 --> 01:03:00,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, he got the shoes with the stay. Yeah, he

1264
01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:03,640
Speaker 2: don't hurt Yo, A dude, bang you in a wedge

1265
01:03:06,280 --> 01:03:07,640
Speaker 2: that did gonna curb a little bit?

1266
01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:11,480
Speaker 5: Got damn you got his sideway like you're doing that

1267
01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:13,680
Speaker 5: that Damn Damn.

1268
01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:18,320
Speaker 6: Y'all have a cricket. Dicks ladies, random applause, some ship

1269
01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:21,600
Speaker 6: that curved? Damn, everybody got insurance?

1270
01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:25,560
Speaker 2: Can you can you straighten the dick with shot? No?

1271
01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:27,360
Speaker 6: I mean no, I mean I guess you gotta be

1272
01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:28,919
Speaker 6: born a CERTA way, y'all should go to the Southern

1273
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:31,240
Speaker 6: focus on the niggas down there and get an experience,

1274
01:03:31,400 --> 01:03:32,520
Speaker 6: have a life experience.

1275
01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:33,680
Speaker 5: Something to tell your grandkids.

1276
01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:36,439
Speaker 2: That sounds like you're sending them off to war.

1277
01:03:36,640 --> 01:03:39,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, war is coming, you know what I mean?

1278
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:43,480
Speaker 2: Oh here we go back back to the title of

1279
01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:45,760
Speaker 2: his expertise, trauma.

1280
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:46,600
Speaker 5: That's what it is.

1281
01:03:49,360 --> 01:03:51,480
Speaker 2: We got some doctors in the audience. Is there a

1282
01:03:51,600 --> 01:03:54,160
Speaker 2: doctor in the house. We got a couple of therapists

1283
01:03:54,160 --> 01:04:00,360
Speaker 2: in the front, and they were like, oh, out with

1284
01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:03,880
Speaker 2: your ten Do you have your tennant? When you talk

1285
01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:10,760
Speaker 2: to your clients like yes, go on? They what's your rates?

1286
01:04:12,280 --> 01:04:14,880
Speaker 2: Do you take medicaid? Hey? Do you do?

1287
01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:16,840
Speaker 5: Is you such thing? Can you do therapy and do

1288
01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:18,160
Speaker 5: a happy end and after that?

1289
01:04:18,360 --> 01:04:18,400
Speaker 2: No?

1290
01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:21,520
Speaker 6: No, I'm just asking because that's something I'm thinking about.

1291
01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:25,040
Speaker 6: We I should create no as a service. If you

1292
01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:26,760
Speaker 6: could get a massage and a happy end, and why

1293
01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:31,040
Speaker 6: can't you go and get his head and get your

1294
01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:34,080
Speaker 6: head worked on your mind massage and then get a

1295
01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:34,800
Speaker 6: happy ending after that.

1296
01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:40,120
Speaker 4: Okay, let's shark tanket sell it to the people. I'm

1297
01:04:40,160 --> 01:04:42,480
Speaker 4: gonna do it, and I'm ana pitch it. Okay, if

1298
01:04:42,520 --> 01:04:46,560
Speaker 4: you can go get a massage to make your body

1299
01:04:46,640 --> 01:04:48,800
Speaker 4: feel good and then you get a release at the end,

1300
01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:53,040
Speaker 4: why can't you go to a therapist make your mind feel.

1301
01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:55,840
Speaker 2: Good and then get a release at the end. Yes,

1302
01:04:56,640 --> 01:04:58,800
Speaker 2: you just said what he said, Marie. Yes, but I'm

1303
01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:02,680
Speaker 2: trying to sell it to hey, how much body? Okay, investors?

1304
01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:08,520
Speaker 2: Facebook is interesting, He lifted up and number like I'm in.

1305
01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:09,200
Speaker 2: I'm in for it.

1306
01:05:11,760 --> 01:05:14,120
Speaker 6: His face up him Facebook is here, don't mention. Shoot,

1307
01:05:14,160 --> 01:05:20,560
Speaker 6: I said, what kind of thing I know y'all see, Oh.

1308
01:05:21,480 --> 01:05:23,840
Speaker 2: I don't know what kind of therapy you guys do?

1309
01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:31,440
Speaker 2: Oh there they get out that that what what what

1310
01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:37,360
Speaker 2: year you graduate? They doing the hour they do the

1311
01:05:37,440 --> 01:05:39,160
Speaker 2: hours here they were like, yeah, we worked on this

1312
01:05:39,280 --> 01:05:44,000
Speaker 2: new scouting at the bodat scouting a thousand hours.

1313
01:05:48,200 --> 01:05:54,120
Speaker 6: Not officially, I just shot a feel about trauma. So

1314
01:05:54,400 --> 01:05:56,560
Speaker 6: I know y'all ain't ready for that type of level.

1315
01:05:56,360 --> 01:05:59,600
Speaker 2: Of Okay, flex, Okay, what kind of movie give him?

1316
01:05:59,600 --> 01:05:59,680
Speaker 6: Then?

1317
01:05:59,720 --> 01:05:59,920
Speaker 2: I am?

1318
01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:03,760
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know sh shy above got PTSD, you know

1319
01:06:03,800 --> 01:06:06,920
Speaker 6: what I mean. So yeah, so that's official. Like, I

1320
01:06:06,960 --> 01:06:08,560
Speaker 6: don't know if y'all ready for that level. You know,

1321
01:06:08,680 --> 01:06:11,960
Speaker 6: that's you gotta have your your technique down before you have.

1322
01:06:12,040 --> 01:06:12,520
Speaker 5: Somebody like that.

1323
01:06:13,080 --> 01:06:15,720
Speaker 2: Wow, you just drag them and they they're trying to

1324
01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:16,280
Speaker 2: do they out.

1325
01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:18,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, somebody gotta tell them.

1326
01:06:18,560 --> 01:06:21,560
Speaker 6: You know, they already on an HBO documentary like that

1327
01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:24,560
Speaker 6: chick who started a company and didn't have expertise down

1328
01:06:25,640 --> 01:06:28,600
Speaker 6: with her. You know how he got damn millionaires and

1329
01:06:28,680 --> 01:06:30,720
Speaker 6: they really ain't figured it out that they just lied

1330
01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:31,360
Speaker 6: who they.

1331
01:06:31,440 --> 01:06:32,080
Speaker 2: All grouped up?

1332
01:06:32,200 --> 01:06:36,360
Speaker 5: Yahoopopped wapped.

1333
01:06:37,560 --> 01:06:39,360
Speaker 2: That document sitting you like that documentary.

1334
01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:41,800
Speaker 5: Okay, that's.

1335
01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:45,440
Speaker 2: I just like blanked for it.

1336
01:06:45,520 --> 01:06:47,560
Speaker 6: I was like, wow, I'm like, we ain't talking about

1337
01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:49,800
Speaker 6: shopping and the other ship out like architecture.

1338
01:06:50,280 --> 01:06:53,280
Speaker 2: Okay, well you just keep nine sevens.

1339
01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:59,240
Speaker 6: What's that's It's a particular year two thousand and five

1340
01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:02,400
Speaker 6: through two thousand and like eleven Porsch nine eleven.

1341
01:07:03,080 --> 01:07:04,960
Speaker 5: It's just those specific years though. That's why it's a

1342
01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:05,720
Speaker 5: nine nine seven.

1343
01:07:06,160 --> 01:07:07,320
Speaker 2: You're a part of the illuminati.

1344
01:07:07,560 --> 01:07:10,400
Speaker 5: Oh well, what say it again?

1345
01:07:11,280 --> 01:07:15,600
Speaker 6: It's a year between two thousand nine elevens the cars

1346
01:07:15,680 --> 01:07:19,360
Speaker 6: porched nine eleven but cars, yeah okay, but each year

1347
01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:21,320
Speaker 6: has a different number, like you got nine eleven nine

1348
01:07:21,320 --> 01:07:25,360
Speaker 6: to twelve nine nine six nine three. Yeah, those are

1349
01:07:25,400 --> 01:07:28,280
Speaker 6: different years. Those are different I'm just giving you different years.

1350
01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:30,840
Speaker 6: But it's something you have the research on, y'alluse they've

1351
01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:31,960
Speaker 6: been out fifty some years.

1352
01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:34,960
Speaker 2: Okay. Clap, okay, what somebody clap if you know if

1353
01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:35,600
Speaker 2: you understood?

1354
01:07:38,920 --> 01:07:46,160
Speaker 6: Okay, Uh sir, how unfortunate I'm driven through this city

1355
01:07:46,240 --> 01:07:48,680
Speaker 6: before in the car just jumping the heels, and like,

1356
01:07:49,880 --> 01:07:50,240
Speaker 6: it's not like.

1357
01:07:50,280 --> 01:07:52,400
Speaker 2: You said going through the years, it's not like you said,

1358
01:07:52,440 --> 01:07:53,320
Speaker 2: jumping in the heels.

1359
01:07:54,360 --> 01:07:55,040
Speaker 5: That'll be dope.

1360
01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:58,280
Speaker 2: So where same, That's that's what he were in the

1361
01:07:58,320 --> 01:08:07,040
Speaker 2: church tomorrow. Jesus praise him. Work in the end Clines.

1362
01:08:07,640 --> 01:08:11,480
Speaker 4: I thought about, Oh, that's starting Incline. What is it

1363
01:08:12,120 --> 01:08:15,520
Speaker 4: that's I don't know, maybe a top shop, A nasty yal.

1364
01:08:17,320 --> 01:08:19,240
Speaker 5: I know the national guy, I know the creator Natal

1365
01:08:19,479 --> 01:08:20,680
Speaker 5: Sophia Marusso.

1366
01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:23,000
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, you want to keep saying that on the pod,

1367
01:08:23,120 --> 01:08:24,840
Speaker 4: be keeping that in shout out you know what I mean,

1368
01:08:24,920 --> 01:08:27,360
Speaker 4: shout out to Sophia Russo, well.

1369
01:08:27,280 --> 01:08:28,920
Speaker 2: Can you get us look up, like, can we get

1370
01:08:28,960 --> 01:08:34,360
Speaker 2: like twenty works more than that? It's nasty yal.

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01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:38,640
Speaker 5: No, that's that's all about. What is it now?

1372
01:08:38,800 --> 01:08:41,960
Speaker 6: Girl Boss? She said, my girl a jumpsuit that's a

1373
01:08:41,960 --> 01:08:43,960
Speaker 6: little too big. So if you look at my instagram

1374
01:08:44,040 --> 01:08:49,240
Speaker 6: on wearing a girl Boss Black album, because it's nicely

1375
01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:53,000
Speaker 6: made quality. When you know good quality, it feels good

1376
01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:54,760
Speaker 6: when you have it on and people be looking at

1377
01:08:54,840 --> 01:08:56,320
Speaker 6: me like what the fuck is girl Boss?

1378
01:08:56,840 --> 01:08:58,479
Speaker 5: You know what I mean? So you can flip that,

1379
01:08:58,720 --> 01:09:01,800
Speaker 5: you know, girl boss, You've been flipping and making it

1380
01:09:01,960 --> 01:09:02,760
Speaker 5: anything you want to.

1381
01:09:02,880 --> 01:09:04,920
Speaker 2: You know, you took the narrative, you changed it.

1382
01:09:05,080 --> 01:09:05,479
Speaker 4: I like that.

1383
01:09:05,760 --> 01:09:07,160
Speaker 2: What are the types of stuff are you posting on

1384
01:09:07,200 --> 01:09:07,719
Speaker 2: your Instagram?

1385
01:09:08,160 --> 01:09:09,400
Speaker 5: A lot of travel stuff.

1386
01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:09,599
Speaker 4: Man.

1387
01:09:09,720 --> 01:09:12,040
Speaker 6: I'm not that people comedians be mad because they're like,

1388
01:09:12,160 --> 01:09:13,680
Speaker 6: you don't use it right. But my thing is to

1389
01:09:13,760 --> 01:09:17,120
Speaker 6: take show people like where I'm from and who might

1390
01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:20,519
Speaker 6: not necessarily get to the places that I get because

1391
01:09:20,520 --> 01:09:22,000
Speaker 6: I didn't know I would get to these places, what

1392
01:09:22,160 --> 01:09:22,880
Speaker 6: these places are.

1393
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:24,800
Speaker 5: So if I'm in Israel, i just did.

1394
01:09:24,720 --> 01:09:27,000
Speaker 6: A month in Israel and I'm showing them that, or

1395
01:09:27,040 --> 01:09:28,880
Speaker 6: if I'm in mouth D's and showing them that, you know,

1396
01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:31,639
Speaker 6: especially for my family, So I keep it real, try

1397
01:09:31,680 --> 01:09:32,320
Speaker 6: to keep it into me.

1398
01:09:32,439 --> 01:09:34,120
Speaker 5: Me and my girl. We do a lot of awards show.

1399
01:09:34,600 --> 01:09:36,480
Speaker 5: We have to go get suits and dresses.

1400
01:09:36,160 --> 01:09:40,200
Speaker 6: For that and like, yeah, he working, Yeah, I help her,

1401
01:09:40,280 --> 01:09:43,040
Speaker 6: do you know, pick colors? Because she didn't like wearing greens.

1402
01:09:43,080 --> 01:09:45,240
Speaker 6: When we met, she didn't like wearing greens. And I

1403
01:09:45,360 --> 01:09:46,439
Speaker 6: was like, you got green.

1404
01:09:46,280 --> 01:09:49,519
Speaker 5: Eyes, you know, so's green eyes don't make your eyes pop,

1405
01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:52,439
Speaker 5: you know what I mean? So, yeah, did you how old?

1406
01:09:54,760 --> 01:09:55,719
Speaker 2: That's a question.

1407
01:09:57,600 --> 01:09:59,320
Speaker 5: I don't know if she wants me to say your age.

1408
01:10:00,080 --> 01:10:00,920
Speaker 2: The age appropriate.

1409
01:10:02,920 --> 01:10:05,120
Speaker 5: No, she's young. She's a young lady, you know what

1410
01:10:05,120 --> 01:10:05,360
Speaker 5: I mean.

1411
01:10:06,040 --> 01:10:07,200
Speaker 2: So that means fifty.

1412
01:10:07,320 --> 01:10:07,679
Speaker 5: I mean.

1413
01:10:09,680 --> 01:10:12,559
Speaker 6: If we eating with fucking girl boss, you know, seventy

1414
01:10:12,600 --> 01:10:15,760
Speaker 6: year old. This is some young some young powerful women empowerment.

1415
01:10:18,120 --> 01:10:20,000
Speaker 2: She around my age.

1416
01:10:20,120 --> 01:10:25,120
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah around that close close. She's

1417
01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:26,120
Speaker 5: an activist, you know what I mean.

1418
01:10:26,320 --> 01:10:28,320
Speaker 6: Great, know, like none of this should I say, But

1419
01:10:28,400 --> 01:10:31,519
Speaker 6: that's why I've said in the dark rooms like this one.

1420
01:10:34,240 --> 01:10:37,160
Speaker 2: I love that for us. But we we did also

1421
01:10:37,920 --> 01:10:39,640
Speaker 2: want to open the floor up a little bit.

1422
01:10:39,840 --> 01:10:41,480
Speaker 5: Yes, any questions, because.

1423
01:10:41,240 --> 01:10:44,720
Speaker 4: We want if there's something, if there's something that you're

1424
01:10:44,760 --> 01:10:47,400
Speaker 4: in the audience and you need advice with, because you know,

1425
01:10:47,439 --> 01:10:50,760
Speaker 4: we're the unofficial experts. We're here to help you with

1426
01:10:50,960 --> 01:10:55,880
Speaker 4: your issues or rugstand very loudly with our friend Byron. Yes,

1427
01:10:56,120 --> 01:10:59,840
Speaker 4: and whoever has the best like question or expertise, we

1428
01:11:00,120 --> 01:11:04,160
Speaker 4: giving out merch tonight, merch merch.

1429
01:11:05,880 --> 01:11:08,560
Speaker 2: Yes it is, it's under Byron's Can you pass it

1430
01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:08,880
Speaker 2: to us?

1431
01:11:10,520 --> 01:11:12,519
Speaker 4: Okay, So, is there anybody in the audience who think

1432
01:11:12,560 --> 01:11:13,799
Speaker 4: that they're an unofficial experts?

1433
01:11:16,040 --> 01:11:20,920
Speaker 5: Know where it is Sidney.

1434
01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:23,200
Speaker 2: Actually, don't know where it is from. You said, did

1435
01:11:23,240 --> 01:11:24,639
Speaker 2: you put it outside right here?

1436
01:11:24,840 --> 01:11:25,120
Speaker 5: Okay?

1437
01:11:26,400 --> 01:11:26,639
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1438
01:11:28,360 --> 01:11:31,559
Speaker 4: Sorry, okay, So, whoever it is, whoever has the question,

1439
01:11:31,760 --> 01:11:33,320
Speaker 4: come up here so you can have the mic.

1440
01:11:33,880 --> 01:11:38,479
Speaker 2: Okay, come up, yay, come it up. Oh she got

1441
01:11:38,520 --> 01:11:47,080
Speaker 2: a little off the shoulder number. Wow, sexy. Wow, oh

1442
01:11:47,120 --> 01:11:48,439
Speaker 2: you take the long way. I feel like you did

1443
01:11:48,520 --> 01:11:51,200
Speaker 2: just No, no, no, it's fine, it's fine. And you're

1444
01:11:51,280 --> 01:12:02,000
Speaker 2: tall too. Who look gorgeous? Wow? Oh wait, come on

1445
01:12:02,320 --> 01:12:02,880
Speaker 2: come over here.

1446
01:12:05,040 --> 01:12:05,240
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1447
01:12:11,040 --> 01:12:20,320
Speaker 2: Oh oh he's down, he said, kiss her. It's gonna

1448
01:12:20,320 --> 01:12:20,759
Speaker 2: be safe.

1449
01:12:22,760 --> 01:12:26,080
Speaker 5: Well wait, I can't see y'all will do that?

1450
01:12:26,439 --> 01:12:32,880
Speaker 2: Since they asked her for hopkinson, is it okay? She said?

1451
01:12:32,920 --> 01:12:36,559
Speaker 2: She told the pocket, I'm about to throw it down

1452
01:12:36,640 --> 01:12:42,760
Speaker 2: on you. She was like, I'm so tall. Okay, well

1453
01:12:43,040 --> 01:12:45,360
Speaker 2: you know, can you lean?

1454
01:12:45,560 --> 01:12:46,400
Speaker 5: Can you lean like this?

1455
01:12:47,320 --> 01:12:52,600
Speaker 2: Look at all these house squad? Okay, I want to

1456
01:12:52,600 --> 01:12:54,920
Speaker 2: be said, y'all do it? You want to?

1457
01:12:55,160 --> 01:12:57,479
Speaker 4: First you have to ask your question. You have to

1458
01:12:57,479 --> 01:12:59,559
Speaker 4: ask your question. Nancy is gonna decide if the question

1459
01:12:59,680 --> 01:13:07,200
Speaker 4: is yes. She remixes, how hard is it to move

1460
01:13:07,280 --> 01:13:07,800
Speaker 4: to New York?

1461
01:13:08,479 --> 01:13:14,160
Speaker 2: Wow? Since we're to google that, that's silly, I'm not

1462
01:13:14,320 --> 01:13:15,360
Speaker 2: wasting my lips on that.

1463
01:13:19,160 --> 01:13:26,040
Speaker 4: Sish since you're asking the wrong people because we're from

1464
01:13:26,120 --> 01:13:28,040
Speaker 4: New York so we didn't have to move there.

1465
01:13:28,120 --> 01:13:30,080
Speaker 2: We just you're not gonna get your girl back. I'm

1466
01:13:30,120 --> 01:13:30,519
Speaker 2: letting you know.

1467
01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:34,839
Speaker 4: But if it's meant like for someone in their thirties,

1468
01:13:35,360 --> 01:13:38,960
Speaker 4: would you like recommend movies no versus?

1469
01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:42,040
Speaker 5: What ursus? What's the options?

1470
01:13:43,280 --> 01:13:45,439
Speaker 4: If you're in your thirties and you want to do something,

1471
01:13:45,479 --> 01:13:48,519
Speaker 4: you're not gonna die until you seventy eighty ninety. Do

1472
01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:52,520
Speaker 4: the thing that you're thinking about doing. I think realistically,

1473
01:13:52,840 --> 01:13:56,680
Speaker 4: you know, like have some money saved up, you know,

1474
01:13:57,200 --> 01:13:57,960
Speaker 4: have a place that you.

1475
01:13:58,040 --> 01:14:00,680
Speaker 2: Know you're gonna live and then go or don't do

1476
01:14:00,760 --> 01:14:04,040
Speaker 2: none of that? Ship what what size I move?

1477
01:14:04,120 --> 01:14:07,240
Speaker 6: I moved from Atlanta to LA with some Duffel bags

1478
01:14:07,320 --> 01:14:10,680
Speaker 6: in an old car, right, so yeah, you gotta do it?

1479
01:14:12,520 --> 01:14:12,760
Speaker 5: Huh?

1480
01:14:14,080 --> 01:14:17,360
Speaker 2: For like thirty And look at him, he going to

1481
01:14:17,439 --> 01:14:23,000
Speaker 2: Japan tomorrow. He's doing comedy like this. You know he's

1482
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:27,040
Speaker 2: wearing girl power blouses. You know, are you thinking about

1483
01:14:27,080 --> 01:14:27,639
Speaker 2: moving to New York?

1484
01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:32,519
Speaker 5: That sins God, you always look you always have come

1485
01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:35,280
Speaker 5: back to comfort. You got us, You always have come

1486
01:14:35,320 --> 01:14:35,800
Speaker 5: back to comfort.

1487
01:14:35,880 --> 01:14:38,760
Speaker 2: But you can't stay with me. But you know I

1488
01:14:38,880 --> 01:14:41,639
Speaker 2: live by myself and you and you got a husband.

1489
01:14:43,360 --> 01:14:47,760
Speaker 5: You can go anywhere you want to. This is your country. See,

1490
01:14:47,760 --> 01:14:49,120
Speaker 5: white people got to wash.

1491
01:14:54,560 --> 01:14:56,280
Speaker 2: It's like I'm talking and look all the women now

1492
01:14:56,320 --> 01:15:00,040
Speaker 2: they are like, I have a question. Hold on what

1493
01:15:00,240 --> 01:15:05,240
Speaker 2: was their hand over here? Okay, she just calls you thirsty.

1494
01:15:05,280 --> 01:15:09,840
Speaker 4: All right, come on, she said, come on, god, I'm joking. Wow,

1495
01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:12,120
Speaker 4: we're gonna turn it around.

1496
01:15:12,840 --> 01:15:14,240
Speaker 2: Such a mean host.

1497
01:15:15,600 --> 01:15:18,400
Speaker 4: Okay, come look at me, radiating light. Both of the

1498
01:15:18,479 --> 01:15:21,639
Speaker 4: therapists get on up here. Therapists are jacy.

1499
01:15:22,560 --> 01:15:32,320
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, wow, you're looking good. Uh oh, kiss them

1500
01:15:32,680 --> 01:15:33,400
Speaker 2: like a scrumple.

1501
01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:37,519
Speaker 5: They're gonna be having They're gonna have on pants three years.

1502
01:15:38,640 --> 01:15:42,679
Speaker 2: But the show they're gonna be sharp. Okay, you gotta

1503
01:15:42,720 --> 01:15:43,920
Speaker 2: ask the question and then.

1504
01:15:44,560 --> 01:15:45,400
Speaker 5: Your pencils on the now.

1505
01:15:45,479 --> 01:15:47,639
Speaker 6: So when they add boozie like therapists be like remember

1506
01:15:47,680 --> 01:15:50,519
Speaker 6: the remember when you motherfuckers no pictures?

1507
01:15:50,600 --> 01:15:51,080
Speaker 2: Oh yeah no.

1508
01:15:51,160 --> 01:15:52,760
Speaker 4: If you guys want to use your phones, now you

1509
01:15:52,840 --> 01:15:57,639
Speaker 4: can use no to take to take pictures and tagers.

1510
01:15:57,680 --> 01:16:04,840
Speaker 2: It also passed. Okay, so we have a question. Okay,

1511
01:16:04,920 --> 01:16:05,640
Speaker 2: I'll stand like this.

1512
01:16:06,920 --> 01:16:07,400
Speaker 5: God damn.

1513
01:16:08,200 --> 01:16:10,920
Speaker 2: Somebody was like, oh, you don't want to be seen

1514
01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:12,880
Speaker 2: with your black friends. Wow.

1515
01:16:14,400 --> 01:16:15,400
Speaker 5: Oh that's hilarious.

1516
01:16:15,479 --> 01:16:17,720
Speaker 2: Wow you heard that.

1517
01:16:18,280 --> 01:16:18,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, I heard it.

1518
01:16:21,240 --> 01:16:21,479
Speaker 4: Wow.

1519
01:16:23,360 --> 01:16:24,280
Speaker 5: But she gotta.

1520
01:16:28,479 --> 01:16:47,920
Speaker 2: Yea that kissed the dry that's am not sexier than that.

1521
01:16:49,520 --> 01:16:54,080
Speaker 5: That's hilarious. Yeah, yeah, it's true though, it's true.

1522
01:16:55,120 --> 01:16:55,320
Speaker 4: Man.

1523
01:16:56,240 --> 01:16:58,759
Speaker 2: Wow. Anyway, what's there question?

1524
01:17:01,040 --> 01:17:05,160
Speaker 4: Okay, so we know how you feel about therapists wearing toms,

1525
01:17:05,640 --> 01:17:07,880
Speaker 4: and we want to know what are appropriate shoes for

1526
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:16,599
Speaker 4: therapists to wear. Ah, sketchers, you gotta go like your

1527
01:17:16,680 --> 01:17:20,040
Speaker 4: therapists coming into shape up. Throw the whole shoe away,

1528
01:17:20,920 --> 01:17:27,040
Speaker 4: throw the couch away, throw the therapist away. Ah no, no,

1529
01:17:27,360 --> 01:17:34,479
Speaker 4: you get those twenty one. I like a sensible Zara's shoe.

1530
01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:40,160
Speaker 4: That's a cute shoe from Zara. I feel like Zara Zara's.

1531
01:17:40,520 --> 01:17:42,120
Speaker 4: I feel like a therapist should.

1532
01:17:41,920 --> 01:17:44,559
Speaker 2: Have on a tassel loaf of these are nice.

1533
01:17:44,880 --> 01:17:47,720
Speaker 5: Okay, you know.

1534
01:17:50,120 --> 01:17:53,120
Speaker 4: Yes, they have both leather leather, not a sweat because

1535
01:17:53,160 --> 01:17:55,280
Speaker 4: it rained that you guys look real cute.

1536
01:17:55,360 --> 01:17:56,519
Speaker 5: This is this, y'all.

1537
01:17:56,680 --> 01:17:58,200
Speaker 2: Okay, the friend is looking at you like she want

1538
01:17:58,240 --> 01:17:58,519
Speaker 2: a kiss.

1539
01:17:58,600 --> 01:18:03,200
Speaker 4: Choices, she blue her hair out and everything I think

1540
01:18:03,200 --> 01:18:06,960
Speaker 4: you want to kiss her too. The messy gays in

1541
01:18:07,040 --> 01:18:12,640
Speaker 4: the back they live. You kiss the franchises or or

1542
01:18:12,720 --> 01:18:17,360
Speaker 4: y'all gotta kiss something because no, not make count Sidney.

1543
01:18:20,840 --> 01:18:22,040
Speaker 5: You said, y'all don't eat therapy.

1544
01:18:25,560 --> 01:18:26,720
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, what's that.

1545
01:18:26,840 --> 01:18:30,720
Speaker 5: How y'all with y'all? Father? Because a black man who

1546
01:18:31,080 --> 01:18:33,200
Speaker 5: women like y'all, y'all get.

1547
01:18:33,120 --> 01:18:37,880
Speaker 2: He pray, he pray, whole shirts, y'all a mess he pray,

1548
01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:42,759
Speaker 2: w pray. Oh wait, is this a large?

1549
01:18:42,840 --> 01:18:46,639
Speaker 4: Oh no, that's a small. Okay, ladies, Sydney can't kiss

1550
01:18:46,640 --> 01:18:48,800
Speaker 4: all the white women tonight we've been here. We're gonna

1551
01:18:48,800 --> 01:18:49,400
Speaker 4: miss that fly.

1552
01:18:52,840 --> 01:18:57,640
Speaker 2: Who's flying were flying out tomorrow. This is shut up,

1553
01:18:57,800 --> 01:18:59,640
Speaker 2: marry wow, I.

1554
01:18:59,840 --> 01:19:01,000
Speaker 5: Like in two hours. I think.

1555
01:19:01,760 --> 01:19:05,040
Speaker 6: Okay, I don't gotta go through security though, because you

1556
01:19:05,120 --> 01:19:07,599
Speaker 6: gotta preche Niggas are living good these days.

1557
01:19:08,080 --> 01:19:12,280
Speaker 2: Clap it up for niggas looking good. You in first class.

1558
01:19:13,120 --> 01:19:13,360
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1559
01:19:13,960 --> 01:19:16,960
Speaker 6: One thing, one thing this administration did for niggas was

1560
01:19:18,800 --> 01:19:21,240
Speaker 6: make the enemy look a whole, make make the enemy

1561
01:19:21,280 --> 01:19:23,559
Speaker 6: look different. So I could just skip through the airport

1562
01:19:24,160 --> 01:19:26,040
Speaker 6: making bum jokes. And they like, nigga, get the fuck

1563
01:19:26,040 --> 01:19:29,360
Speaker 6: out of here. They do ask me about my homeboy

1564
01:19:29,439 --> 01:19:31,839
Speaker 6: mirror a lot though, But I'm like, I'm not a snitch.

1565
01:19:32,600 --> 01:19:35,240
Speaker 2: They said they're not on board for that. They were like,

1566
01:19:35,360 --> 01:19:38,800
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck, but don't. They were like,

1567
01:19:38,880 --> 01:19:42,120
Speaker 2: talk about Michael Jackson. No, I'm not bad.

1568
01:19:42,160 --> 01:19:43,640
Speaker 5: I didn't hear about No.

1569
01:19:44,120 --> 01:19:49,320
Speaker 6: No, okay, y'all like my family Thanksgiving, trying to say

1570
01:19:49,360 --> 01:19:52,080
Speaker 6: to grace, I'm just trying to grace the food, bless

1571
01:19:52,120 --> 01:19:52,479
Speaker 6: the food.

1572
01:19:52,680 --> 01:19:55,439
Speaker 4: No, you look like your prayers be long and people

1573
01:19:55,560 --> 01:19:58,280
Speaker 4: be sad at the end, and the turkey be drier

1574
01:19:58,320 --> 01:19:59,200
Speaker 4: than when it started.

1575
01:19:59,360 --> 01:20:01,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they're like, oh, we just we want to

1576
01:20:01,880 --> 01:20:02,960
Speaker 2: eat Uncle Byron.

1577
01:20:03,960 --> 01:20:04,879
Speaker 5: It might be trivia.

1578
01:20:05,080 --> 01:20:07,439
Speaker 6: It might be trivia because my relationship with God is

1579
01:20:07,600 --> 01:20:12,400
Speaker 6: closer than this only because of mushrooms and ship.

1580
01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:16,400
Speaker 4: It's just okay, way to bring it back. They're so excited,

1581
01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:20,120
Speaker 4: full circle, full circle. Okay, does anybody else have any question?

1582
01:20:20,320 --> 01:20:28,400
Speaker 2: Last question? Wow, you're already wearing a baby shirt that's obsessed?

1583
01:20:29,400 --> 01:20:29,560
Speaker 6: Is that?

1584
01:20:29,720 --> 01:20:30,000
Speaker 2: Kelly?

1585
01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:31,280
Speaker 3: Bitch?

1586
01:20:32,479 --> 01:20:35,479
Speaker 2: Kelly, you're obsessed that you turn into a crop top? Yes,

1587
01:20:35,680 --> 01:20:44,040
Speaker 2: so come on each whoa if you got your camera

1588
01:20:44,160 --> 01:20:46,559
Speaker 2: take it out now because god damn.

1589
01:20:49,040 --> 01:21:02,280
Speaker 9: Ay Ay, okay, you dare highlight it is okay, date

1590
01:21:02,400 --> 01:21:04,240
Speaker 9: night car, you got the whole.

1591
01:21:04,640 --> 01:21:08,000
Speaker 2: Uh wait, your belly button is just out, like it's

1592
01:21:08,120 --> 01:21:12,200
Speaker 2: just like, hey, wow, oh you guys are cute. Y'all

1593
01:21:12,320 --> 01:21:18,320
Speaker 2: the fuck? What's happening here? Oh? Y'all definitely kissed before.

1594
01:21:19,080 --> 01:21:21,240
Speaker 2: Y'all didn't made out. Y'all showed each other laby is

1595
01:21:21,280 --> 01:21:21,759
Speaker 2: and everything.

1596
01:21:21,920 --> 01:21:25,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, they they play Spin the Bottle and Seven Minutes

1597
01:21:25,240 --> 01:21:27,080
Speaker 4: of Heaven and all in White People movie games.

1598
01:21:27,240 --> 01:21:30,880
Speaker 2: Y'all be sharing Diva cups and everything. She'd be like,

1599
01:21:30,960 --> 01:21:31,640
Speaker 2: can you fix it?

1600
01:21:31,840 --> 01:21:39,760
Speaker 4: And she'd be like, friendship, black sisters, are you synced up?

1601
01:21:39,920 --> 01:21:45,559
Speaker 4: Mine's camstairs is coming, Tama, you can have it? Shut up, Okay,

1602
01:21:47,320 --> 01:21:52,560
Speaker 4: let's touch tits. Okay, Kelly and Jordan, Okay, that's a

1603
01:21:52,600 --> 01:21:55,400
Speaker 4: cool friendship name. Y'all got matching her boys in the back.

1604
01:21:55,920 --> 01:21:58,520
Speaker 4: What are your real real opinion.

1605
01:21:58,240 --> 01:22:05,280
Speaker 2: On the movie Cats? This show is not that gass.

1606
01:22:05,360 --> 01:22:07,599
Speaker 2: We don't we don't do cats here?

1607
01:22:08,800 --> 01:22:11,040
Speaker 5: That's wow? Who Cats?

1608
01:22:11,240 --> 01:22:11,439
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1609
01:22:12,560 --> 01:22:17,760
Speaker 2: Did all of y'all s Cats? Y'all got what the

1610
01:22:18,040 --> 01:22:18,280
Speaker 2: going on?

1611
01:22:18,439 --> 01:22:18,680
Speaker 5: Like that.

1612
01:22:21,400 --> 01:22:23,080
Speaker 2: Cats was racist and homophobic?

1613
01:22:24,360 --> 01:22:24,760
Speaker 3: It was.

1614
01:22:26,640 --> 01:22:27,559
Speaker 2: You see what they did.

1615
01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:34,760
Speaker 4: And what happened to Jennifer Hudson, Well, Jennifer Jennifer Jonnifer Lord,

1616
01:22:34,840 --> 01:22:37,080
Speaker 4: I mean Jennifer Hudson looked like a homeless wolverine.

1617
01:22:37,479 --> 01:22:37,599
Speaker 5: Uh.

1618
01:22:38,040 --> 01:22:39,400
Speaker 2: Each was in that movie.

1619
01:22:39,720 --> 01:22:39,800
Speaker 5: Ye.

1620
01:22:40,360 --> 01:22:42,840
Speaker 4: He didn't even promote it at all. He was like,

1621
01:22:43,120 --> 01:22:45,360
Speaker 4: I got gonna check him out. He was like, thank

1622
01:22:45,400 --> 01:22:46,200
Speaker 4: you pulled them money.

1623
01:22:47,160 --> 01:22:49,760
Speaker 6: Speaking of as I did a film with, I'm gonna

1624
01:22:49,760 --> 01:22:52,040
Speaker 6: be in a Cowboy movie. It's probably gonna here you.

1625
01:22:55,280 --> 01:22:57,080
Speaker 2: Does he smell as good as he looks?

1626
01:22:57,479 --> 01:23:00,720
Speaker 4: I mean, wait, no, no, where you guys were going, Yeah,

1627
01:23:00,760 --> 01:23:03,160
Speaker 4: that's that's I don't go nowhere like this.

1628
01:23:03,360 --> 01:23:08,000
Speaker 2: Y'all got to stand Okay, well we're going okay, wow?

1629
01:23:08,080 --> 01:23:08,439
Speaker 2: SI is that?

1630
01:23:09,080 --> 01:23:09,280
Speaker 5: Wow?

1631
01:23:09,400 --> 01:23:14,080
Speaker 4: Okay, we're definitely begging tonight your advice on trying to

1632
01:23:14,080 --> 01:23:30,160
Speaker 4: start a relationship with the best friend. Why I didn't

1633
01:23:30,240 --> 01:23:32,120
Speaker 4: I didn't prepass that with a guy.

1634
01:23:32,520 --> 01:23:38,680
Speaker 2: I guy, get out. That's trash. Do you want to

1635
01:23:38,800 --> 01:23:39,400
Speaker 2: you want to share?

1636
01:23:39,760 --> 01:23:41,200
Speaker 5: That's on twenty nineteen?

1637
01:23:42,600 --> 01:23:44,439
Speaker 2: So you are you have a friend that you're good

1638
01:23:44,479 --> 01:23:51,240
Speaker 2: friends with? Well no, he she said, he okay, okay, okay,

1639
01:23:51,360 --> 01:23:56,320
Speaker 2: gave me in the back. I take him. Wait yea,

1640
01:23:58,080 --> 01:24:06,880
Speaker 2: So how long have y'all been friends? Girl. Yeah, you're

1641
01:24:06,920 --> 01:24:10,320
Speaker 2: really close because he's trying to get some boosy. That's rude.

1642
01:24:10,320 --> 01:24:12,800
Speaker 2: We don't talk like that or not.

1643
01:24:13,000 --> 01:24:15,080
Speaker 5: Y'all just blame it on me that way. Y'all don't

1644
01:24:15,120 --> 01:24:15,599
Speaker 5: take heat.

1645
01:24:15,479 --> 01:24:17,759
Speaker 2: For Byron boy said it both those times.

1646
01:24:18,680 --> 01:24:21,080
Speaker 4: But you said, you've never seen no movie from like

1647
01:24:21,160 --> 01:24:23,680
Speaker 4: the nineties where the dude is like in love with

1648
01:24:23,720 --> 01:24:26,240
Speaker 4: the chicken he like gross, and they in high school

1649
01:24:26,280 --> 01:24:28,479
Speaker 4: and then he gets sexy and she get fat or.

1650
01:24:28,479 --> 01:24:31,800
Speaker 2: Whatever the movie is. I feel like those movies always.

1651
01:24:31,840 --> 01:24:33,439
Speaker 2: And what you do is this is what you do.

1652
01:24:33,840 --> 01:24:35,880
Speaker 4: You set him up with a girl who's gonna ruin

1653
01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:40,240
Speaker 4: his life, and then he's so weak that all you

1654
01:24:40,360 --> 01:24:41,720
Speaker 4: do is be like, look at me, I got my

1655
01:24:41,800 --> 01:24:44,639
Speaker 4: shit together, which is not true, but he can't see

1656
01:24:44,760 --> 01:24:46,840
Speaker 4: because he's so distraught.

1657
01:24:48,560 --> 01:24:51,120
Speaker 2: And homeless that he has to.

1658
01:24:51,200 --> 01:24:51,560
Speaker 4: Be with you.

1659
01:24:52,560 --> 01:24:54,519
Speaker 7: And then when he gets when he gets his money together,

1660
01:24:54,600 --> 01:24:57,120
Speaker 7: he gets you a dusty ring from K Jewelers, and

1661
01:24:57,160 --> 01:24:58,000
Speaker 7: then y'all get married.

1662
01:25:00,120 --> 01:25:01,599
Speaker 2: Some people story in here tonight.

1663
01:25:02,880 --> 01:25:04,519
Speaker 5: Hey, that sounds like a junior's plan.

1664
01:25:05,720 --> 01:25:09,000
Speaker 2: Thanks, ladies. He got a job, this guy, yeah, okay,

1665
01:25:09,840 --> 01:25:10,599
Speaker 2: he worked at Google.

1666
01:25:10,680 --> 01:25:13,360
Speaker 6: Everybody worked at Google or some type of fucking thing.

1667
01:25:13,479 --> 01:25:15,439
Speaker 6: What the old school ups niggas is.

1668
01:25:16,720 --> 01:25:21,080
Speaker 2: They're at work right now wrapping boxes. They're not watching

1669
01:25:21,120 --> 01:25:23,840
Speaker 2: the unofficial expert line. Yo, Kelly, where'd you get that

1670
01:25:24,080 --> 01:25:24,720
Speaker 2: thang from?

1671
01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:29,160
Speaker 5: Girl? Man? You know how nervous it is to tell

1672
01:25:29,240 --> 01:25:32,320
Speaker 5: somebody that you're cool with, that you like him.

1673
01:25:33,080 --> 01:25:37,160
Speaker 2: Well, what's the worst that can happen is that you

1674
01:25:37,320 --> 01:25:41,439
Speaker 2: only had for a year? What what's some good about now?

1675
01:25:43,800 --> 01:25:44,160
Speaker 2: For friends?

1676
01:25:44,240 --> 01:25:44,280
Speaker 4: Me?

1677
01:25:44,400 --> 01:25:46,760
Speaker 2: Nothing? If Marie would give it up to me, I'll

1678
01:25:46,840 --> 01:25:47,080
Speaker 2: take it.

1679
01:25:50,360 --> 01:26:03,280
Speaker 4: That's because you know it would be good. Sydney is Wow.

1680
01:26:05,000 --> 01:26:06,639
Speaker 4: This has been such a fun ass show.

1681
01:26:06,760 --> 01:26:07,000
Speaker 5: Guys.

1682
01:26:07,920 --> 01:26:12,639
Speaker 4: Oh god, I'm so happy.

1683
01:26:13,280 --> 01:26:18,520
Speaker 2: I feel great. Byron dud did we figure out your expertise?

1684
01:26:18,560 --> 01:26:18,720
Speaker 5: Though?

1685
01:26:19,160 --> 01:26:23,600
Speaker 2: Yes? What do we trauma? You know what?

1686
01:26:24,280 --> 01:26:26,280
Speaker 5: Damn it could be My show was about that.

1687
01:26:27,520 --> 01:26:29,360
Speaker 2: You just not realized that you got a lot of trauma.

1688
01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:31,200
Speaker 5: I don't think I got a lot of trauma.

1689
01:26:32,240 --> 01:26:39,160
Speaker 4: Geriatric pussy I heard the therapist said, geriatric pussy expert.

1690
01:26:39,800 --> 01:26:41,800
Speaker 5: Well, I mean that probably stands from trauma, you know

1691
01:26:41,800 --> 01:26:42,120
Speaker 5: what I mean?

1692
01:26:42,600 --> 01:26:47,599
Speaker 4: Okay, so it's trauma. Okay, he's a trauma expert. Psychedelic healing.

1693
01:26:48,800 --> 01:26:53,400
Speaker 4: We all said, no, all the cats are like, you

1694
01:26:53,520 --> 01:26:57,000
Speaker 4: haven't split enough time with me. You haven't spent enough

1695
01:26:57,040 --> 01:27:02,360
Speaker 4: time with me. They're incing in the back. Also, I

1696
01:27:02,360 --> 01:27:05,759
Speaker 4: didn't see Cats, so I couldn't. I heard it was terrible.

1697
01:27:06,000 --> 01:27:07,599
Speaker 5: I believe people went to see Cats.

1698
01:27:07,880 --> 01:27:09,479
Speaker 2: I heard it was. I heard it was just as

1699
01:27:09,560 --> 01:27:13,840
Speaker 2: bad as Ustlers. That movie was bad. And people are

1700
01:27:13,880 --> 01:27:16,120
Speaker 2: like chandnet nominated and I was just good, and I

1701
01:27:16,240 --> 01:27:24,360
Speaker 2: was like good. Okay, So you know this has been

1702
01:27:24,479 --> 01:27:27,280
Speaker 2: such a great time, San Francisco. What the fuck? You

1703
01:27:27,360 --> 01:27:34,320
Speaker 2: guys came out? Give it up for Firon Bowers. Please

1704
01:27:35,280 --> 01:27:40,880
Speaker 2: follow him. What's your Instagram at Byron Bowers? That's it?

1705
01:27:41,080 --> 01:27:43,760
Speaker 2: No number, no dash, no in the store.

1706
01:27:43,960 --> 01:27:49,880
Speaker 4: Original mother niggas died, you know, not on Instagram Byron.

1707
01:27:49,920 --> 01:27:56,200
Speaker 4: Thank you so much for being here an official expert merch.

1708
01:27:56,920 --> 01:27:59,519
Speaker 4: You're some merch to man, we got a little bit less.

1709
01:27:59,560 --> 01:28:03,880
Speaker 6: We have a little because y'all, y'all Google niggas can't

1710
01:28:03,880 --> 01:28:06,679
Speaker 6: really dress as well, so get some merch.

1711
01:28:07,840 --> 01:28:10,360
Speaker 2: He won't see you outside the way. He squared up

1712
01:28:10,439 --> 01:28:15,280
Speaker 2: right now with shoes you got on? What are those kangaroos?

1713
01:28:18,840 --> 01:28:20,439
Speaker 2: China so sturdy?

1714
01:28:20,479 --> 01:28:25,360
Speaker 5: Shoot, it's all good.

1715
01:28:27,400 --> 01:28:29,200
Speaker 2: One more thing and if you do have your phone,

1716
01:28:29,200 --> 01:28:31,759
Speaker 2: please take it out now and you know, take a picture.

1717
01:28:32,600 --> 01:28:34,599
Speaker 2: Tag us. Let these hoss know we out here.

1718
01:28:35,800 --> 01:28:39,280
Speaker 4: Let them know that the skin is slawless, flawless flows

1719
01:28:39,439 --> 01:28:40,559
Speaker 4: on the first there of the period.

1720
01:28:41,000 --> 01:28:42,839
Speaker 2: Look at us, Tag the artificial expert.

1721
01:28:46,400 --> 01:28:46,640
Speaker 5: That's what.

1722
01:28:48,120 --> 01:28:51,439
Speaker 2: Yes, and then leave a fun caption like, oh my god,

1723
01:28:51,600 --> 01:28:57,240
Speaker 2: they're better than Beyonce. Let their phone down.

1724
01:28:57,240 --> 01:29:00,640
Speaker 4: The absolutely not any Wait, we'll be here for a

1725
01:29:00,680 --> 01:29:03,479
Speaker 4: couple more minutes. Yeah, we appreciate you guys for coming.

1726
01:29:03,720 --> 01:29:09,040
Speaker 4: We love every single last one of you. Beautiful central second. Yeah, wow,

1727
01:29:09,880 --> 01:29:11,840
Speaker 4: and we got city to kiss somebody. I mean it

1728
01:29:11,960 --> 01:29:13,600
Speaker 4: was a white woman in the pro row, but we

1729
01:29:13,720 --> 01:29:19,839
Speaker 4: got City to kiss somebody tonight, kidser gisser, Yes, anyway,

1730
01:29:19,880 --> 01:29:20,920
Speaker 4: I have a good night, guys.

1731
01:29:21,120 --> 01:29:27,599
Speaker 2: Bye Forever.

1732
01:29:30,520 --> 01:29:34,000
Speaker 8: This has been a Forever Dog production executive produced by

1733
01:29:34,040 --> 01:29:39,320
Speaker 8: Brett Baham, Joe Silio, and Alex Ramsey. For more original podcasts,

1734
01:29:39,479 --> 01:29:43,599
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1735
01:29:43,640 --> 01:29:48,240
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1736
01:29:48,560 --> 01:29:51,360
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1737
01:29:51,439 --> 01:29:55,600
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01:29:55,760 --> 01:29:57,639
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