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Speaker 1: If you haven't heard, one of the most ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: Traffic stops is making news today. Oh yes, it's Brook

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Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the morning. Forty two year old man

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Speaker 2: named Stanley Harvey, who's an Audawa resident, got pulled over

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Speaker 2: at three thirty in the morning the other night and

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Speaker 2: was charged with two things.

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Speaker 1: One drug possession. Oh, not good, that's bad. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: two dui. Ah he was on the drugs that he

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Speaker 1: was Yes, not a good look.

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Speaker 2: So Stanley was arrested and his car was impounded.

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Speaker 3: All right, that seems like you deserved it, forward, Jeff.

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Speaker 2: Two days later, around ten pm, Stanley must have gotten

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Speaker 2: out of jail because he borrowed a friend's car and

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Speaker 2: promptly crashed that into a tree. Stanley.

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Speaker 3: Oh, Stanley, you're all for two my friends.

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Speaker 2: Luckily for him, he was fine, but was placed back

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Speaker 2: in cuffs and returned to jail again.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're gotta keep him this time, right, Jeff.

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Speaker 1: Well, that happened on a Wednesday.

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Speaker 2: By Friday, somehow, Stanley had made bail and convinced a

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Speaker 2: family member to let him use their car and got

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Speaker 2: arrested again for going ninety one miles an hour in

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Speaker 2: a sixty.

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Speaker 3: Who's dumber Stanley or the family member that let him

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Speaker 3: borrow the car?

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Speaker 2: That's three times arrested in just five days. And at

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Speaker 2: this point cops had had enough and they asked him,

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Speaker 2: what the heck are you doing?

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Speaker 1: Why does this keep happening?

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Speaker 2: Yes, apparently Stanley didn't realize how suspended licenses work. He

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Speaker 2: thought it was only his car that he wasn't supposed

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Speaker 2: to be driving. He didn't realize he couldn't do dumb

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Speaker 2: stuff in other people's cars too.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 2: So definitely one of the most ridiculous things someone has

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Speaker 2: ever told a cop after getting pulled over.

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Speaker 1: But can it get even worse?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: No way.

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Speaker 2: A survey just came out that found the dumbest things

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Speaker 2: people have ever said to cops after being stopped out

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Speaker 2: on the roads.

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Speaker 1: So let's talk about it. Few of them.

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Speaker 2: One guy in Pennsylvania told officers, Oh, I'm so glad

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Speaker 2: you guys pulled me over.

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Speaker 1: I've been meaning to ask what's the speed limit here?

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Speaker 3: I like that you may get a chuckle out of it, officer.

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Speaker 1: I was trying to get.

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Speaker 2: Your attention by going on, Alexis, we're gonna put you

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Speaker 2: on the test for this. All right, you give it

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Speaker 2: a try when you get pulled over and see if

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Speaker 2: you get out of a ticket.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'll let you know. I pourt back to us.

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Speaker 2: Another person from California must have thought distraction would work

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Speaker 2: when he said.

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Speaker 1: Oh good, you caught up. My check engine light just

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Speaker 1: came on and I was really worried.

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Speaker 2: Could you guys take a look for me, just to

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Speaker 2: strack the cops by giving them a job to die, see.

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Speaker 3: Because they are also car mechanics.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're probably just bored. That's why they pulled you

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Speaker 2: over in the first.

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Speaker 1: Place, just to chat.

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Speaker 3: It's like when I was at the hospital and I

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Speaker 3: gave birth to my baby and I thought the nurse

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Speaker 3: was going to install the car seat for me. It's

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Speaker 3: not how it worked, I know.

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Speaker 1: Do you give a one star review on that hospital? Good?

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Speaker 1: When the nurse she breastfeeded though, right?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah. One police officer in New Mexico said he stopped

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Speaker 2: a man in his fifties for speeding, and the guy

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Speaker 2: told the cop that his daughter's currently in the hospital.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, So, after.

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Speaker 2: The deputy pressed him about it more, the guy finally added,

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Speaker 2: she's a medical student interning.

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Speaker 1: At the hospital. Okay, so it wasn't a total lie.

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Speaker 1: She is at that hospital.

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Speaker 3: Dude, you gotta feel like such a jerk. Yeah, come on.

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Speaker 2: These are the dumbest, most ridiculous things that people have

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Speaker 2: ever said to police officers after they were pulled over.

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Speaker 2: So far, don't think any of these are actually going

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Speaker 2: to work for you. But maybe this next one, which

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Speaker 2: happened in Georgia, where a cop pulled over a seventeen

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Speaker 2: year old for speeding. The young woman's reason was she

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Speaker 2: was late to her youth group, and she showed him

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Speaker 2: a Bible that she had in.

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Speaker 1: Her car that would probably work.

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Speaker 2: The cop then proceeded to tell her, okay, he would

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Speaker 2: escort her to the church and offered to drive his

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Speaker 2: motorcycle in front of her car to get there.

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Speaker 3: There's no youth group.

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Speaker 2: When they got to the church, she ran inside and

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Speaker 2: could be heard saying does anybody want to start.

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Speaker 1: A youth group?

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Speaker 3: She's like, this isn't even my religion, but I have

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Speaker 3: a lot to learn in this youth group.

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Speaker 1: She was committed.

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Speaker 2: Meanwhile, a female officer in Minnesota caught a young man

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Speaker 2: going fifteen miles over the limit, and his excuse, I

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Speaker 2: wasn't speeding, Officer, I just got a haircut and it

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Speaker 2: makes me.

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Speaker 1: Look fast, orange hairy, Yes, zoom and buy.

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Speaker 3: I just looked like a blur. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: The officer did not laugh, and instead wrote him a

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Speaker 2: hefty speeding.

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Speaker 3: Tent, even even higher for the bad joke, dis punished more.

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Speaker 3: I mean, that would be nice if we could hand

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Speaker 3: out citations for terrible jokes, although it on the show.

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Speaker 2: One of the dumbest ones came from a guy in

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Speaker 2: Ohio who was going ninety five in a fifty and

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Speaker 2: when the cop asked him what he was doing, he replied, well,

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Speaker 2: I just wanted to test that my seat belt still

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Speaker 2: worked at high speeds.

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Speaker 1: What would be safe, right, officer.

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Speaker 3: It's a good point.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I like that.

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Speaker 3: Maybe test out the horn while you're at it, too, Exactly.

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Speaker 1: You never know.

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Speaker 2: And finally, one lady in Florida got flagged down by

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Speaker 2: cops and she told them she was speeding because she

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Speaker 2: was driving to see the sunset, but it kept escaping

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Speaker 2: below the horizons, so she had to go faster to

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Speaker 2: catch it.

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Speaker 3: I understand that one. I mean, you got to get

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Speaker 3: their right end. How is she going to get the

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Speaker 3: good pick? Exactly? Everyone looks best in the Golden Hour.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I hope they let her off with just a warning.

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Speaker 2: Those are the dumbest, most ridiculous things that people have

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Speaker 2: ever said after getting pulled over by the police.

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Speaker 3: No man, a lot of tickets headed out all those years, guys.

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Speaker 1: Text seven, eight, five, nine to two.

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Speaker 2: Hope you enjoyed that brand new phone tap coming up

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Speaker 2: right after this