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Speaker 2: When I'm alone in my room, sometimes I stare at

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Speaker 3: There. It is there, it is. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome

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Speaker 3: to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me, the

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Speaker 3: podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of black

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Speaker 3: conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 2: And we finally work to prove the theories that you,

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Speaker 2: the listeners have at home. It's a mother fucking mini episode,

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Speaker 2: mother fuck phone.

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Speaker 3: Come on. I'm glad to see you back, Just glad

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Speaker 3: to just glad to see my man on top back

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Speaker 3: the back. I'm Langston Kerman, I'm David Boy.

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Speaker 2: And we were here to read some emails, to talk

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Speaker 2: we got a really exciting email that has already prompted

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Speaker 2: a fair amount of discussion between you, me and Olivia.

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Speaker 2: It was a email from a person named Valerie. Valerie

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Speaker 2: sent us an email. They started very formally, gentlemen.

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Speaker 3: I like that. It feels respectful. Valerie.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Valerie said big fan of the pod, and

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Speaker 2: thank you for the double dose of fun.

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Speaker 3: Each week.

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Speaker 2: I saw a famous comedian in this past weekend who

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Speaker 2: his long journey to get his current physique. Regardless of

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Speaker 2: the particulars of this situation, I'd be curious to hear

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Speaker 2: what your thoughts are on the fierce denials regarding the

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Speaker 2: use of ozimpic versus doing the work for those in

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Speaker 2: the post Black Eye. Thank not, thanks, Thank Valerie.

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Speaker 3: I want to get ahead of it and say, if

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Speaker 3: you want to hear these jokes about my true o

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Speaker 3: zempic body, go to Patrearch cop backslash David Boy my

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Speaker 3: specials coming out this summer. I will address all rumors

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Speaker 3: for pay there.

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Speaker 2: Well, let's start this way, because I am now carrious.

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Speaker 2: Ozempic gets offered to you. They come to you and

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Speaker 2: they say, David, we see a lot of potential in you.

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Speaker 2: We know, we know you're hilarious, but we think there

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Speaker 2: will you take our miracle drug and free yourself or

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Speaker 2: Are you into that?

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Speaker 3: No? No, I like I I do well enough that

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm so fearful of drugs in general, especially ones

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Speaker 2: Maybe it's just for them to decide for themselves, and

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Speaker 3: Yes, they're doing stand up comedy.

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Speaker 2: They're losers, were They're not a good example for any good,

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Speaker 3: That was just the one time.

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Speaker 3: I don't like that. Oh well, maybe we're just like

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Speaker 2: That's okay, Yeah, give me a little give me a

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Speaker 3: That's okay, fun villainous betrayal since in some kind of

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Speaker 3: a theme. You get it, you know, Yeah, I love

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Speaker 3: it all right, that's it. That's a good mini episode. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I think so.

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Speaker 2: If you wanna, if you want to send us your

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Speaker 3: God damn, that was real. Even when you start to doubt, Hey,

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Speaker 3: is this still working? Are they? Is this even worth

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Speaker 2: You keep you keep coming back because we need you,

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Speaker 2: We love you all right bye bitch?

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Speaker 3: Whizz she will occurs, Batman, is that that drip?

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