WEBVTT - You've Been Driving My Car

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<v Speaker 1>Well, coming up in about four minutes after the hour,

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<v Speaker 1>it's my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is

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<v Speaker 1>he can't stand being alone? All right, we'll get into

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<v Speaker 1>that in just a bit, but it's just what you think.

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<v Speaker 1>But right now it's time for some more foolishness on

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<v Speaker 1>this show. The Nephew and the prank phone. Call what

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<v Speaker 1>you got for us today? Now? What's on the menu?

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<v Speaker 1>On the menu today? And we turn in the Roller

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<v Speaker 1>Decks Book of Pranks. Uh yeah, we we we are.

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<v Speaker 1>We are in the car section of Frank in the

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<v Speaker 1>car section that's in the seas Okay, and uh the

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<v Speaker 1>name of this is you've been driving my car? You

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<v Speaker 1>have been driving my car? That is uh, page thirty

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<v Speaker 1>eight in the room events C section A spell car

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<v Speaker 1>c A r's all right that you be talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't have one. I can never let the Book

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<v Speaker 1>of Pranks all right? Just right? You see how I

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<v Speaker 1>got it, You see I gotta latch on it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you got a little rubber man lation the Book of Franks. Alright,

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<v Speaker 1>a cat dog if you would hello, I'm telling his

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<v Speaker 1>Curtis place. Yeah, this is Curtis. You do want to

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<v Speaker 1>work at the hotel and you do ballet parking. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let me tell you something. You're the one that park

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<v Speaker 1>my seven fifty BMW. You just took the change out

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<v Speaker 1>of my car the loose change guy had in there.

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<v Speaker 1>And you also didn't put a hundred miles on there.

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<v Speaker 1>And I know you the one did it because you're

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<v Speaker 1>the one I tipt, I tempt you. You parked it,

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<v Speaker 1>and then when I came back, you one brought my

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<v Speaker 1>car back and I tipped you, I know you to

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<v Speaker 1>walk put them down miles on my car? On man,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, wait, wait, hold on, hold on? Who is this?

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Sason Man, Jason, Jason. How don't you

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<v Speaker 1>give my number? I got some number from the hotel manager.

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<v Speaker 1>I told him I needed to funk the Curtis who

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<v Speaker 1>do the ballet parking, and they gave me your number.

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<v Speaker 1>You're the one put these miles. Man, you put a

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<v Speaker 1>hunt of miles on there. Ain't hello, they put up

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<v Speaker 1>loss in your car. That's all I do is uh

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<v Speaker 1>just get the cars and park them. That ship I ain't.

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't taking no change to nobody car. Easo. The

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<v Speaker 1>one took my change I had. I had t D

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<v Speaker 1>Jakes in there in the in the in the CD player.

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<v Speaker 1>When I got in, there was a biggest smiles or

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<v Speaker 1>somebody in there. You're the one was in my car. Man, Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know how to worked that video and

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<v Speaker 1>the man, look you what, I probably pluck your car

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<v Speaker 1>because I parted a whole lot of cars. Uh, just

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<v Speaker 1>we if you can give you maybe somebody else try

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<v Speaker 1>to kick your car and drove it around. But I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know we can. How many work at the hotel

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<v Speaker 1>and do balet parking? How many of my work at

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<v Speaker 1>it and do by that parking? But that's how I

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<v Speaker 1>do is park the cars. I don't tell nobody cars

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<v Speaker 1>driving around the town or still let them from the car.

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<v Speaker 1>Ain't no three man, Hey, man, let me tell you something. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I knew you the one put these miles on here.

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<v Speaker 1>You hear me, I know you was the one man

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<v Speaker 1>put that on the on Look. Look look man, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>on probation right now, right so, I mean, ain't got

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<v Speaker 1>no time to be stealing nothing out about. Nobody calls.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just I'm just part time job. Man. Just fucking

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<v Speaker 1>call them trying to take care of me and my

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<v Speaker 1>little girl. That's it. I'm telling you if somebody did

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<v Speaker 1>take your car and driving around and steal something from

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<v Speaker 1>your car, we can we can figure out you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm talking about if you just bring the car

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<v Speaker 1>and you just come and we can talk to the

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<v Speaker 1>managers and figure that out. But I promise you, I

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<v Speaker 1>promise you. Wasn't me many moms. You should just got it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, we'll find out what happened with your car.

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<v Speaker 1>You're the one did it, man, You're the one put

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<v Speaker 1>the Hunter miles on my car. You had the red

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<v Speaker 1>Vest song, you had the main tag Seve Curtis. You

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<v Speaker 1>pulled off in and you pulled back up, and you're

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<v Speaker 1>the only one told me you wis the one. Hey, man, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>look you've washed a little bit. Man. Hold on, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't I can't hear you know, I know you can

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<v Speaker 1>hear me. You're gonna hear me what I get in

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<v Speaker 1>your So you're gonna hear me when I do that

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<v Speaker 1>telling me, I said, you're gonna hear me when I

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<v Speaker 1>get in your because you put that Hunt of Miles

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<v Speaker 1>on it. I'm gonna come up to that, damn man.

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<v Speaker 1>I tell hey, putting a hundred of miles in your car, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just hey, man, you know what I just scared

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<v Speaker 1>nothing from your car? Aping the hunde of miles in

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<v Speaker 1>your car? Right? I told you I'm on probation right now. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>that's I don't do. I go to work, I pluck

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<v Speaker 1>these call and I'm come home and take kill me

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<v Speaker 1>my girl, all right, ain't putting a hunch of miles

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<v Speaker 1>on your car? May I take your car? That's all

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<v Speaker 1>I did was trove your car. Talking man, that ship

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<v Speaker 1>now that what loose chain out of down? And y'all

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<v Speaker 1>also put a hunt of miles. It was like a

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<v Speaker 1>hundred four miles extra on that car when I got

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<v Speaker 1>back in it. Let me tell you something, man, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna come up with. When do you work again? When

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<v Speaker 1>do you work? I work tomorrow night. What time do

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<v Speaker 1>you get there? I'll be at six o'clock, okay, And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm coming up there and five four to five. And

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<v Speaker 1>guess what, Mr Curtis, I'm gonna deal with your Lilo

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<v Speaker 1>by myself. Man, come up to that job. That job

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<v Speaker 1>is bringing up to the job. What what what kind

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<v Speaker 1>of call you said you had? Again? I said, I

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<v Speaker 1>got a black seven fifty b m W. I'm coming

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<v Speaker 1>up there. When I get out of it. How are

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<v Speaker 1>you ready here, Curtis? How you're ready? Already already? Now

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be ready, be ready. I'm not having a

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<v Speaker 1>look very song for you too. It was gonna stay Curtis.

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<v Speaker 1>Then bring your black up because you sound like you're black. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm black. I'm black, my car black, and I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get it. You're black tomorrow. Tell you stuff with me

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<v Speaker 1>today to day. I right, I'm telling you, I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to shore. I'm right. Don't black, just job. I'm telling

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<v Speaker 1>you this. You want to dog, I'm telling you it

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<v Speaker 1>w wasn't me, but I mean you want to take

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<v Speaker 1>it down? Mate? I got one more thing I need

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<v Speaker 1>to say you, Curtis, you're listen to me? What is

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<v Speaker 1>you listening? Sure? This is Nephew timming from the Steve

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<v Speaker 1>Hobby Morning Show. You just got franked by your boy.

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<v Speaker 1>See who do valet parking with you? What's what's your say? Hey, Curtius,

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<v Speaker 1>what did you do? Is it another guy worked there

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<v Speaker 1>named t T to do valet parking? Yeah? Hey man,

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<v Speaker 1>this isn't a few time and from the Steve Harvey

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show. He got me the prank phone call you man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna get that. Oh Lord, Jesus man, my heart

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<v Speaker 1>was beat man. Mom was beating so fast. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>I was about to go back. Now, oh Lord, you

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<v Speaker 1>knew you you was going back. Lord, I'm chilling, man.

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<v Speaker 1>It was about to be over. It was about to

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<v Speaker 1>be over. The first person I saw he was about

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<v Speaker 1>to get it. I'm chilling. Curtains, You've got to be strong, man.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna be strong the show for show this strong man,

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<v Speaker 1>little boy. Man, just be strong. I'm not gonna you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna keep it straight, man. You know, all right, Man,

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<v Speaker 1>stay strong. You gotta take care this little girl. Boy.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't go back in there, all ridden? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>I got one more thing. I gotta ask you, man,

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<v Speaker 1>what he is? What is the baddest I'm talking about

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<v Speaker 1>the baddest radio show in the lane. Man. That's Steve

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<v Speaker 1>Harving Morning Show. See, I am here to test you know.

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<v Speaker 1>We need to shut up, you know, damn teaching moment. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna push your buttons and press you over to

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<v Speaker 1>the edge and damn to send you back to prison.

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<v Speaker 1>But there's a listen to me, lad you know he

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<v Speaker 1>counting birds on the bird post Curtis, if I take

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<v Speaker 1>for your babies and you got eat birds. Man, if

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<v Speaker 1>you come down hire Gudice and told you look, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on probation. I can't get it and I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>trying to do this work. Get home, take care. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just trying to do right. Man, don't don't come down here.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm coming, he said, I'll tell you what you come

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<v Speaker 1>down here, I'm mana. I'm gonna have share it on

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<v Speaker 1>with Curtis on it. You want no mistakes? What kind

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<v Speaker 1>of cam looking for? As soon as you get out

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<v Speaker 1>that black trunk. If you have anybody on probation, let

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<v Speaker 1>me know. The nephew will prank on me. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>we strengthed. We want to strengthen people like this. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>if you know anybody on probation, I got you to

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<v Speaker 1>send the number to me. The nephew. You can do

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<v Speaker 1>it for you, alright. I will what what catch me? Baby?

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<v Speaker 1>Friday night? Do live first. I will be in Columbia,

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<v Speaker 1>South Carolina at the Coga the Coga Performing Art Center.

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<v Speaker 1>Tickets on sale right now. All Ticketmaster outlets are at

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<v Speaker 1>the box office. Come see stupid up close and in

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<v Speaker 1>your face every day, right here you all right, thank

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<v Speaker 1>you enough for you. Coming up next, Strawberry letter for today,

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<v Speaker 1>the subject he can't stand being Alone. We'll get into

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<v Speaker 1>it right after this. You're listening to The Steve Harvey

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show.