Speaker 1: Well, coming up in about four minutes after the hour,
Speaker 1: it's my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is
Speaker 1: he can't stand being alone? All right, we'll get into
Speaker 1: that in just a bit, but it's just what you think.
Speaker 1: But right now it's time for some more foolishness on
Speaker 1: this show. The Nephew and the prank phone. Call what
Speaker 1: you got for us today? Now? What's on the menu?
Speaker 1: On the menu today? And we turn in the Roller
Speaker 1: Decks Book of Pranks. Uh yeah, we we we are.
Speaker 1: We are in the car section of Frank in the
Speaker 1: car section that's in the seas Okay, and uh the
Speaker 1: name of this is you've been driving my car? You
Speaker 1: have been driving my car? That is uh, page thirty
Speaker 1: eight in the room events C section A spell car
Speaker 1: c A r's all right that you be talking about.
Speaker 1: We don't have one. I can never let the Book
Speaker 1: of Pranks all right? Just right? You see how I
Speaker 1: got it, You see I gotta latch on it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you got a little rubber man lation the Book of Franks. Alright,
Speaker 1: a cat dog if you would hello, I'm telling his
Speaker 1: Curtis place. Yeah, this is Curtis. You do want to
Speaker 1: work at the hotel and you do ballet parking. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: let me tell you something. You're the one that park
Speaker 1: my seven fifty BMW. You just took the change out
Speaker 1: of my car the loose change guy had in there.
Speaker 1: And you also didn't put a hundred miles on there.
Speaker 1: And I know you the one did it because you're
Speaker 1: the one I tipt, I tempt you. You parked it,
Speaker 1: and then when I came back, you one brought my
Speaker 1: car back and I tipped you, I know you to
Speaker 1: walk put them down miles on my car? On man,
Speaker 1: hold on, wait, wait, hold on, hold on? Who is this?
Speaker 1: My name is Sason Man, Jason, Jason. How don't you
Speaker 1: give my number? I got some number from the hotel manager.
Speaker 1: I told him I needed to funk the Curtis who
Speaker 1: do the ballet parking, and they gave me your number.
Speaker 1: You're the one put these miles. Man, you put a
Speaker 1: hunt of miles on there. Ain't hello, they put up
Speaker 1: loss in your car. That's all I do is uh
Speaker 1: just get the cars and park them. That ship I ain't.
Speaker 1: I ain't taking no change to nobody car. Easo. The
Speaker 1: one took my change I had. I had t D
Speaker 1: Jakes in there in the in the in the CD player.
Speaker 1: When I got in, there was a biggest smiles or
Speaker 1: somebody in there. You're the one was in my car. Man, Man,
Speaker 1: I don't even know how to worked that video and
Speaker 1: the man, look you what, I probably pluck your car
Speaker 1: because I parted a whole lot of cars. Uh, just
Speaker 1: we if you can give you maybe somebody else try
Speaker 1: to kick your car and drove it around. But I
Speaker 1: don't know we can. How many work at the hotel
Speaker 1: and do balet parking? How many of my work at
Speaker 1: it and do by that parking? But that's how I
Speaker 1: do is park the cars. I don't tell nobody cars
Speaker 1: driving around the town or still let them from the car.
Speaker 1: Ain't no three man, Hey, man, let me tell you something. Man,
Speaker 1: I knew you the one put these miles on here.
Speaker 1: You hear me, I know you was the one man
Speaker 1: put that on the on Look. Look look man, I'm
Speaker 1: on probation right now, right so, I mean, ain't got
Speaker 1: no time to be stealing nothing out about. Nobody calls.
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just part time job. Man. Just fucking
Speaker 1: call them trying to take care of me and my
Speaker 1: little girl. That's it. I'm telling you if somebody did
Speaker 1: take your car and driving around and steal something from
Speaker 1: your car, we can we can figure out you know
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about if you just bring the car
Speaker 1: and you just come and we can talk to the
Speaker 1: managers and figure that out. But I promise you, I
Speaker 1: promise you. Wasn't me many moms. You should just got it.
Speaker 1: You know, we'll find out what happened with your car.
Speaker 1: You're the one did it, man, You're the one put
Speaker 1: the Hunter miles on my car. You had the red
Speaker 1: Vest song, you had the main tag Seve Curtis. You
Speaker 1: pulled off in and you pulled back up, and you're
Speaker 1: the only one told me you wis the one. Hey, man, hey,
Speaker 1: look you've washed a little bit. Man. Hold on, I
Speaker 1: can't I can't hear you know, I know you can
Speaker 1: hear me. You're gonna hear me what I get in
Speaker 1: your So you're gonna hear me when I do that
Speaker 1: telling me, I said, you're gonna hear me when I
Speaker 1: get in your because you put that Hunt of Miles
Speaker 1: on it. I'm gonna come up to that, damn man.
Speaker 1: I tell hey, putting a hundred of miles in your car, right,
Speaker 1: I'm just hey, man, you know what I just scared
Speaker 1: nothing from your car? Aping the hunde of miles in
Speaker 1: your car? Right? I told you I'm on probation right now. Now,
Speaker 1: that's I don't do. I go to work, I pluck
Speaker 1: these call and I'm come home and take kill me
Speaker 1: my girl, all right, ain't putting a hunch of miles
Speaker 1: on your car? May I take your car? That's all
Speaker 1: I did was trove your car. Talking man, that ship
Speaker 1: now that what loose chain out of down? And y'all
Speaker 1: also put a hunt of miles. It was like a
Speaker 1: hundred four miles extra on that car when I got
Speaker 1: back in it. Let me tell you something, man, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna come up with. When do you work again? When
Speaker 1: do you work? I work tomorrow night. What time do
Speaker 1: you get there? I'll be at six o'clock, okay, And
Speaker 1: I'm coming up there and five four to five. And
Speaker 1: guess what, Mr Curtis, I'm gonna deal with your Lilo
Speaker 1: by myself. Man, come up to that job. That job
Speaker 1: is bringing up to the job. What what what kind
Speaker 1: of call you said you had? Again? I said, I
Speaker 1: got a black seven fifty b m W. I'm coming
Speaker 1: up there. When I get out of it. How are
Speaker 1: you ready here, Curtis? How you're ready? Already already? Now
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be ready, be ready. I'm not having a
Speaker 1: look very song for you too. It was gonna stay Curtis.
Speaker 1: Then bring your black up because you sound like you're black. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm black. I'm black, my car black, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get it. You're black tomorrow. Tell you stuff with me
Speaker 1: today to day. I right, I'm telling you, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to shore. I'm right. Don't black, just job. I'm telling
Speaker 1: you this. You want to dog, I'm telling you it
Speaker 1: w wasn't me, but I mean you want to take
Speaker 1: it down? Mate? I got one more thing I need
Speaker 1: to say you, Curtis, you're listen to me? What is
Speaker 1: you listening? Sure? This is Nephew timming from the Steve
Speaker 1: Hobby Morning Show. You just got franked by your boy.
Speaker 1: See who do valet parking with you? What's what's your say? Hey, Curtius,
Speaker 1: what did you do? Is it another guy worked there
Speaker 1: named t T to do valet parking? Yeah? Hey man,
Speaker 1: this isn't a few time and from the Steve Harvey
Speaker 1: Morning Show. He got me the prank phone call you man,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get that. Oh Lord, Jesus man, my heart
Speaker 1: was beat man. Mom was beating so fast. I thought
Speaker 1: I was about to go back. Now, oh Lord, you
Speaker 1: knew you you was going back. Lord, I'm chilling, man.
Speaker 1: It was about to be over. It was about to
Speaker 1: be over. The first person I saw he was about
Speaker 1: to get it. I'm chilling. Curtains, You've got to be strong, man.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be strong the show for show this strong man,
Speaker 1: little boy. Man, just be strong. I'm not gonna you know,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep it straight, man. You know, all right, Man,
Speaker 1: stay strong. You gotta take care this little girl. Boy.
Speaker 1: You can't go back in there, all ridden? All right?
Speaker 1: I got one more thing. I gotta ask you, man,
Speaker 1: what he is? What is the baddest I'm talking about
Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the lane. Man. That's Steve
Speaker 1: Harving Morning Show. See, I am here to test you know.
Speaker 1: We need to shut up, you know, damn teaching moment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna push your buttons and press you over to
Speaker 1: the edge and damn to send you back to prison.
Speaker 1: But there's a listen to me, lad you know he
Speaker 1: counting birds on the bird post Curtis, if I take
Speaker 1: for your babies and you got eat birds. Man, if
Speaker 1: you come down hire Gudice and told you look, man,
Speaker 1: I'm on probation. I can't get it and I'm just
Speaker 1: trying to do this work. Get home, take care. I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to do right. Man, don't don't come down here.
Speaker 1: I'm coming, he said, I'll tell you what you come
Speaker 1: down here, I'm mana. I'm gonna have share it on
Speaker 1: with Curtis on it. You want no mistakes? What kind
Speaker 1: of cam looking for? As soon as you get out
Speaker 1: that black trunk. If you have anybody on probation, let
Speaker 1: me know. The nephew will prank on me. You know,
Speaker 1: we strengthed. We want to strengthen people like this. Okay,
Speaker 1: if you know anybody on probation, I got you to
Speaker 1: send the number to me. The nephew. You can do
Speaker 1: it for you, alright. I will what what catch me? Baby?
Speaker 1: Friday night? Do live first. I will be in Columbia,
Speaker 1: South Carolina at the Coga the Coga Performing Art Center.
Speaker 1: Tickets on sale right now. All Ticketmaster outlets are at
Speaker 1: the box office. Come see stupid up close and in
Speaker 1: your face every day, right here you all right, thank
Speaker 1: you enough for you. Coming up next, Strawberry letter for today,
Speaker 1: the subject he can't stand being Alone. We'll get into
Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening to The Steve Harvey
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