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Speaker 1: Well, coming up in about four minutes after the hour,

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Speaker 1: it's my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is

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Speaker 1: But right now it's time for some more foolishness on

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Speaker 1: this show. The Nephew and the prank phone. Call what

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Speaker 1: On the menu today? And we turn in the Roller

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Speaker 1: Decks Book of Pranks. Uh yeah, we we we are.

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Speaker 1: We are in the car section of Frank in the

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Speaker 1: car section that's in the seas Okay, and uh the

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Speaker 1: name of this is you've been driving my car? You

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Speaker 1: have been driving my car? That is uh, page thirty

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Speaker 1: work at the hotel and you do ballet parking. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: let me tell you something. You're the one that park

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Speaker 1: my seven fifty BMW. You just took the change out

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Speaker 1: And you also didn't put a hundred miles on there.

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Speaker 1: And I know you the one did it because you're

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Speaker 1: the one I tipt, I tempt you. You parked it,

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Speaker 1: and then when I came back, you one brought my

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Speaker 1: walk put them down miles on my car? On man,

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Speaker 1: hold on, wait, wait, hold on, hold on? Who is this?

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Speaker 1: My name is Sason Man, Jason, Jason. How don't you

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Speaker 1: give my number? I got some number from the hotel manager.

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Speaker 1: I told him I needed to funk the Curtis who

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Speaker 1: do the ballet parking, and they gave me your number.

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Speaker 1: You're the one put these miles. Man, you put a

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Speaker 1: just get the cars and park them. That ship I ain't.

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Speaker 1: I ain't taking no change to nobody car. Easo. The

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Speaker 1: Jakes in there in the in the in the CD player.

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Speaker 1: When I got in, there was a biggest smiles or

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Speaker 1: somebody in there. You're the one was in my car. Man, Man,

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Speaker 1: I don't even know how to worked that video and

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Speaker 1: the man, look you what, I probably pluck your car

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Speaker 1: because I parted a whole lot of cars. Uh, just

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Speaker 1: we if you can give you maybe somebody else try

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Speaker 1: to kick your car and drove it around. But I

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Speaker 1: don't know we can. How many work at the hotel

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Speaker 1: and do balet parking? How many of my work at

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Speaker 1: it and do by that parking? But that's how I

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Speaker 1: do is park the cars. I don't tell nobody cars

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Speaker 1: Ain't no three man, Hey, man, let me tell you something. Man,

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Speaker 1: I knew you the one put these miles on here.

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Speaker 1: You hear me, I know you was the one man

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Speaker 1: put that on the on Look. Look look man, I'm

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Speaker 1: no time to be stealing nothing out about. Nobody calls.

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Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just part time job. Man. Just fucking

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Speaker 1: call them trying to take care of me and my

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Speaker 1: little girl. That's it. I'm telling you if somebody did

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Speaker 1: what I'm talking about if you just bring the car

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Speaker 1: You're the one did it, man, You're the one put

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Speaker 1: the Hunter miles on my car. You had the red

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Speaker 1: Vest song, you had the main tag Seve Curtis. You

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Speaker 1: I tell hey, putting a hundred of miles in your car, right,

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Speaker 1: I'm just hey, man, you know what I just scared

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Speaker 1: that's I don't do. I go to work, I pluck

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Speaker 1: my girl, all right, ain't putting a hunch of miles

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Speaker 1: I did was trove your car. Talking man, that ship

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Speaker 1: now that what loose chain out of down? And y'all

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Speaker 1: guess what, Mr Curtis, I'm gonna deal with your Lilo

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Speaker 1: by myself. Man, come up to that job. That job

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Speaker 1: of call you said you had? Again? I said, I

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Speaker 1: you ready here, Curtis? How you're ready? Already already? Now

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be ready, be ready. I'm not having a

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Speaker 1: look very song for you too. It was gonna stay Curtis.

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Speaker 1: Then bring your black up because you sound like you're black. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm black. I'm black, my car black, and I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: to say you, Curtis, you're listen to me? What is

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Speaker 1: you listening? Sure? This is Nephew timming from the Steve

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Speaker 1: Hobby Morning Show. You just got franked by your boy.

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Speaker 1: See who do valet parking with you? What's what's your say? Hey, Curtius,

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Speaker 1: this isn't a few time and from the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. He got me the prank phone call you man,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get that. Oh Lord, Jesus man, my heart

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Speaker 1: It was about to be over. It was about to

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Speaker 1: to get it. I'm chilling. Curtains, You've got to be strong, man.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna be strong the show for show this strong man,

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Speaker 1: little boy. Man, just be strong. I'm not gonna you know,

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Speaker 1: You can't go back in there, all ridden? All right?

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Speaker 1: I got one more thing. I gotta ask you, man,

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Speaker 1: what he is? What is the baddest I'm talking about

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Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the lane. Man. That's Steve

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Speaker 1: Harving Morning Show. See, I am here to test you know.

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Speaker 1: We need to shut up, you know, damn teaching moment. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna push your buttons and press you over to

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Speaker 1: But there's a listen to me, lad you know he

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Speaker 1: counting birds on the bird post Curtis, if I take

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Speaker 1: you come down hire Gudice and told you look, man,

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Speaker 1: I'm on probation. I can't get it and I'm just

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Speaker 1: trying to do this work. Get home, take care. I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm coming, he said, I'll tell you what you come

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Speaker 1: of cam looking for? As soon as you get out

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Speaker 1: me know. The nephew will prank on me. You know,

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Speaker 1: it for you, alright. I will what what catch me? Baby?

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Speaker 1: Friday night? Do live first. I will be in Columbia,

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Speaker 1: South Carolina at the Coga the Coga Performing Art Center.

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Speaker 1: Tickets on sale right now. All Ticketmaster outlets are at

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Speaker 1: your face every day, right here you all right, thank

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