WEBVTT - Rich Man Poor Man

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<v Speaker 1>Rich Man poor Man from Adam Carolla. It's one more

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<v Speaker 1>thing Armstrong Andy, get to that in just a second.

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<v Speaker 1>Now we are recording this podcast Wednesday morning, the tenth

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<v Speaker 1>of June. Donald Trump just said, well, today's Wednesday, Wednesday

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<v Speaker 1>in Iran. Donald Trump just said we are going to

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<v Speaker 1>be hitting a ran very hard on Wednesday. Why would

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<v Speaker 1>he say that? Why would he announce that before it happens?

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<v Speaker 2>Final last ditch, come to the table play.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Okay, well, we'll have that on the

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<v Speaker 1>next Armstrong in Getty show. I do not understand. So

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<v Speaker 1>I came across this the other day. I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>i'd ever heard it before. So Adam Corolla comedian now podcaster,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's famous for being a conservative, so he's a

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<v Speaker 1>funny guy conservative. It's interesting that him and Jimmy Kimmel

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<v Speaker 1>were such buddies back in the day. They were young.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably didn't talk politics much back then, and he's still friends.

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<v Speaker 1>Jerry Seinfeld was on Corolla's podcast and said, your rich

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<v Speaker 1>Man poor Man routine is one of the top five

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<v Speaker 1>comedy bits of all time, and Adam Krohl said, wow,

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<v Speaker 1>thanks for the compliment. He said, no, seriously, he said,

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<v Speaker 1>I quote that to people more than any other comedy

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<v Speaker 1>bit I've ever heard from Jerry Seinfeld, and I was

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<v Speaker 1>unfamiliar with it and kind of grabbed clips of it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just going to read you some of it. The

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<v Speaker 1>concept is just pretty funny. I kind of feel bad about,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you hearing this material and kind of ruining

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<v Speaker 1>it if you ever go see Adam Carolla. On the

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<v Speaker 1>other hand, Adam Corolla urinated while we were interviewing him.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's a good point.

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<v Speaker 1>We had him on the air. He takes a weird break.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a weird sound. We find out later. He talks

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<v Speaker 1>out on his podcast and I was on with the

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<v Speaker 1>two radio guys. I had to take a link, so

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<v Speaker 1>I just took a link while.

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<v Speaker 2>Time sank, and I got some on my shirt. As

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<v Speaker 2>I recall, that's how much he cares about us. So

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<v Speaker 2>I will tell you his comedy routine. But it's kind

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<v Speaker 2>of a any concept. It's the idea that the very

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<v Speaker 2>rich and the very poor share a lot of things.

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<v Speaker 2>It's those of us in between that don't. Some examples

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<v Speaker 2>wearing pajamas all day, the idle rich and the unemployed

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<v Speaker 2>poor both never change out of them. Working class middle

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<v Speaker 2>has to get up and put on clothes and go

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<v Speaker 2>to work, always having your dog with you everywhere, which

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<v Speaker 2>is pretty funny. No kleenex. Rich man has a monogrammed handkerchief,

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<v Speaker 2>poor man uses his shirt sleeve. The rest of us

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<v Speaker 2>use cleanexes. I thought this was really good. The very

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<v Speaker 2>rich or the very poor do this eating unusual animals.

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<v Speaker 2>Either it's a delicacy at five star restaurants or something

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<v Speaker 2>you shot yourself or found on a road. Wow, a

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<v Speaker 2>car that's rarely or never driven. Oh that's a good one.

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<v Speaker 1>That's so good. Yeah, you got the car, you just

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<v Speaker 1>have never got around to get it fixed because you're broke,

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<v Speaker 1>or you I got the sixty two Porsch that you'd.

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<v Speaker 2>Drive once a year, So nineteen forty five blue toa maker.

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<v Speaker 2>It's got eleven original miles on it.

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<v Speaker 1>Not knowing how much things cost, the rich don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>The poor just don't pay any attention or buying a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of stuff. So I thought this was a really

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<v Speaker 1>good one. Are affected by minimum wage changes, that's true.

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<v Speaker 1>The change of the minimum wage has had no effect

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<v Speaker 1>on me since I was eighteen years old, other than

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<v Speaker 1>burger prices. Yeah, but if you're super rich, you have

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<v Speaker 1>the company you run and employees and all that. But

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<v Speaker 1>and if you're poor and obviously making minimum wage. The

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<v Speaker 1>super rich and the super Bowl both drive a brand

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<v Speaker 1>of car that no longer exists, whether it's a classic

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<v Speaker 1>Dusenberg like Jay Leno or a seventy four AMC Matador.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. Adam is one of the most amazing common nations

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<v Speaker 2>of intelligent but not really like quote unquote educated that

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<v Speaker 2>I've ever run into.

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<v Speaker 1>Is absolutely brilliant. Neither the super rich into the super

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<v Speaker 1>poor have ever eaten that out back steakhouse. I have,

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<v Speaker 1>but they haven't spend Thanksgiving it a soup kitchen. That's

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<v Speaker 1>pretty good. Rich like Floyd Mayweather or whoever helping out

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<v Speaker 1>at a food kitchen, you know, and they show you

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<v Speaker 1>on the Thanksgiving Day parade or something, or obviously the

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<v Speaker 1>poor getting a meal on a first name basis with

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<v Speaker 1>a judge. You're either rich and live in the same neighborhood,

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<v Speaker 1>or you're poor and you're going to court all the time. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>that is so good, I know. That's why Seinfeld calls

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<v Speaker 1>this one of his top five comedy routines He's ever heard.

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<v Speaker 1>Use a ladder on wheels, either your mahogany one and

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<v Speaker 1>your big library at your estate, or are you working

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<v Speaker 1>at home depot helping customers getting stuff down off showf Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Used to live on a plantation. That's a pretty obvious one.

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<v Speaker 1>This is my favorite one of all. I'll end with

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<v Speaker 1>this one. Know the going rate for copper? Oh, that

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<v Speaker 1>is so good trading shares and copper.

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<v Speaker 2>Or yanking it out of bacon homes and street lamps.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah, that is funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Well done, Adam.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry Adam for stealing your comedy routine for which you

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<v Speaker 1>made no money here. On the other hand, you urinated

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<v Speaker 1>while you were while we were on the air.

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<v Speaker 2>With this.

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<v Speaker 1>You couldn't even hold your urine. He had the pee.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you want out of them? It's not that

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<v Speaker 1>old old my pee for us either, he wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Michael, something that rich people and poor people have

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<v Speaker 2>in common, don't you think?

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<v Speaker 1>Just go ahead and whiz by one of Adam's many

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<v Speaker 1>entertaining books.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go. Now we're even.

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<v Speaker 1>Well. I guess that's it.