Speaker 1: America. It's one more thing. I thought I would be annoyed,
Speaker 1: but I was charmed. But first to follow up from
Speaker 1: uh was it the other day? I can't remember the
Speaker 1: one more thing where Michael Aangelo told his mystifying story
Speaker 1: of maybe road rage thing attempt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We
Speaker 1: did not get many theories about what was going on
Speaker 1: that held water at all. And if you didn't hear it,
Speaker 1: I believe it is August fifths. One more thing, anyway,
Speaker 1: is that right two days ago? Or was that yesterday?
Speaker 1: It was yesterday? Yesterday? Okay, yeah, I guess it was wednesday.
Speaker 1: We skipped Yeah, all right, so it was August sixth.
Speaker 1: The only email worth mentioning is Rebecca from Sue Falls,
Speaker 1: who says I work for a well known auto insurance company.
Speaker 1: In the claims bar, listening to Michael Angelo described the incident, accident,
Speaker 1: he was almost in raised insurance fraud red flags for me.
Speaker 1: Common tactic scammers used to get insurance money, try to
Speaker 1: stage or cause an accident and typically have oh, look
Speaker 1: a third party you witnessed the event and will testify.
Speaker 2: You were here, right, Katie. I was a very short version.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Somebody pulls into the parking lot. Michael almost got hit
Speaker 2: by a car. Then he pulls into the parking lot
Speaker 2: and somebody pulls up and says, hey, you almost hit me.
Speaker 2: Then somebody else shows up and says, I was a
Speaker 2: witness he almost hit Uh yeah, that scream scammed to me.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, but they didn't hit him, So what are
Speaker 2: you going to claim?
Speaker 1: Well, and that's that's the funny thing. Here's Rebecca. The
Speaker 1: fact that these people approached him after their attempt at
Speaker 1: causing an accident failed.
Speaker 2: They miss.
Speaker 1: His mind boggled.
Speaker 2: Right again, a lot of criminals are really stupid. The
Speaker 2: one person he says, hey, if you miss, we got
Speaker 2: a board, we gotta pull a plug and then try
Speaker 2: an Oh, because she didn't actually with them, I can't
Speaker 2: claim I saw a wreck if I didn't see a wreck.
Speaker 1: And then she said I highly recommend dash cameras.
Speaker 2: So ah, that's one thing I do like about the Tesla.
Speaker 2: I got everything on film all the time.
Speaker 1: But the main topic of the podcast today. And I
Speaker 1: expected to be annoyed by this because it was from
Speaker 1: the New York Times, but I was not. I was
Speaker 1: actually amused. The premise of this article is, do you
Speaker 1: want to understand America. Look at our stuff. And this
Speaker 1: this gal who wrote this, what's her name, Emily Keegan,
Speaker 1: Welcome to my Museum of America. Twenty five things Objects
Speaker 1: that explain America. And I thought, hey, it's freaking New
Speaker 1: York Times. There was a number of sixteen nineteen projects
Speaker 1: spout and sons of bitches. Number one, the four ninety
Speaker 1: nine cost Co rotisserie chicken. They say we're a divided country.
Speaker 1: They say we have nothing in common. Right, left, urban
Speaker 1: rural men, women, Real America, Fake America. Spend a Saturday
Speaker 1: afternoon wandering the isles of your nearest Costco. You'll find
Speaker 1: quickly that we are no different at all. Americans want
Speaker 1: the same thing a four dollars ninety nine cent rotisserie chicken,
Speaker 1: a dollar fifty hot dog, and a cartful of enough
Speaker 1: stuff to survive a nuclear winter. At Costco, we are
Speaker 1: one nation under God with bulk groceries for all.
Speaker 2: I'm glad the math works on that, and I suppose
Speaker 2: it does on me. I don't know if I've ever
Speaker 2: gone in there and just gotten the chicken and walked out,
Speaker 2: so uh, but man, that's a dang good chicken, especially
Speaker 2: for that price.
Speaker 1: Please, and virtually every grocery store in America does it now.
Speaker 1: And you know, I've got a rotisseri on my fancy
Speaker 1: new grill that I need to use. But every time
Speaker 1: I think, oh, you know, it's delicious, or rotisserie chicken,
Speaker 1: and then I think, okay, I'll get a chicken. I'll
Speaker 1: get this spice off its head. I'll well, I think
Speaker 1: I'll get one pre decavitated. But you know, I'll go
Speaker 1: ahead and spice her up. I'll fire up, I'll figure
Speaker 1: out how the rotisseri works, I'll fire up the grill,
Speaker 1: and I think I'm gonna go to the f and
Speaker 1: grocery store and buy one because they're really good. Five dollars,
Speaker 1: six dollars, seven, eight dollars, It doesn't matter, because they
Speaker 1: are really good. But let's continue on her Museum of America.
Speaker 1: Plastic lawn flamengos.
Speaker 2: We never had them. I always enjoyed people that did.
Speaker 2: My family never had the plastic lawn flamingo. Yes, Katie,
Speaker 2: you have a flamingo.
Speaker 3: Oh, in the town where I grew up, you could
Speaker 3: actually flamingo somebody's house. And there was a company that
Speaker 3: would take like fifty to the house and just cover
Speaker 3: the whole front lawn.
Speaker 2: Loved doing that. And in Wisconsin as a kid, the
Speaker 2: people who would dress them up for the season, you know,
Speaker 2: winter goats.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and what's funny. And I'm not going to read
Speaker 1: this whole thing because it's too long. But and she
Speaker 1: writes up every item in a very funny way. She's
Speaker 1: a very clever writer. But this entire screed that she
Speaker 1: writes is about lawns and not about lawn flamengos at all.
Speaker 1: But she says, our lawns might be agriculturally worthless, economic sinkholes,
Speaker 1: requiring hard labor and constant maintenance. But the American urge
Speaker 1: to tame the wilderness by transforming it in our own
Speaker 1: image is hard to deny. What we once called pioneering,
Speaker 1: we now call mowing the grass. And I wonder if
Speaker 1: she's onto something there, taming the wilderness, making it comfortable
Speaker 1: for ourselves and attractive. And I realize this is mostly humor,
Speaker 1: but I think she's kind of made a good point there, well,
Speaker 1: as if I don't know that humor can make good points.
Speaker 1: And she goes with the juicy couture sweatsuit. Oh there
Speaker 1: you go, a young Paris Hilton turned the leisure suit
Speaker 1: into a power suit by wearing juicy couture volor sets
Speaker 1: on the regular. It was a move that said, I'm
Speaker 1: so wealthy, I don't even have to get dressed.
Speaker 2: Well, and they look so thick and hot also, but
Speaker 2: apparently they look comfortable and.
Speaker 3: They say juicy across the butt right, which every dad
Speaker 3: just loves the idea of their daughter wearing juicy Or the.
Speaker 1: First time I saw that, I thought, am I seeing this?
Speaker 1: Or is some sort of cartoon caption in my own head?
Speaker 2: Well, does she get credit for kind of launching the
Speaker 2: I'm not even going to get dressed today a movement
Speaker 2: that is caught on with so many people.
Speaker 1: She's certainly one of the founding mothers of no doubt.
Speaker 2: I live in a college town and it's walking across
Speaker 2: in front of me at the stopwalk crosswalk all the time.
Speaker 3: Do you have any opinion about it? Because that is
Speaker 3: my husband's g hot. He gets so angry at pajama
Speaker 3: pants now not why.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I go back and forth between why
Speaker 2: do we wear uncomfortable clothes?
Speaker 1: Ever?
Speaker 2: And it says something about society and respect and how
Speaker 2: seriously do take things so I go back and forth
Speaker 2: between those two things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, it's funny. I'm back and forth on
Speaker 1: that too, partly because you know, I play a lot
Speaker 1: of golf, and I have some golf pants golf slacks
Speaker 1: that are incredibly comfortable. They're light, they're stretchy.
Speaker 2: All the guys around here, that's what they wear all
Speaker 2: the time. Yeah, like a T shirt and golf pants
Speaker 2: and tennis shoes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get out of those what people are getting
Speaker 1: out of the pjs. But I wouldn't wear pjs in public.
Speaker 1: I like this one. This is a little more wisdom
Speaker 1: and humor. The NASCAR Chevy Impalla. NASCAR Like America is
Speaker 1: built on the promise of transformation. Cars that look like
Speaker 1: the ones in our driveway are turned into elite machines
Speaker 1: capable of doing the unthinkable. That Impala you rented at
Speaker 1: the Deuce on Airport on the highway. It handled like
Speaker 1: a mattress souped up for the racetrack. It goes two
Speaker 1: hundred miles per hour and takes curves like a racehorse.
Speaker 1: NASCAR asked us to rethink our lives. Is full of
Speaker 1: possibility and gives us a reason to believe in the
Speaker 1: most American fantasy. With the right pit crew, any of
Speaker 1: us can be champions.
Speaker 2: Wow. I don't know if I agree with that, but
Speaker 2: I like the writing.
Speaker 1: I do too. I do too. Then she goes with
Speaker 1: the ring light. Because the country, the world has reached
Speaker 1: peak opinion. Everybody has an opinion. Personal injury lawyer advertisements.
Speaker 2: Whoa, Oh, it's more now than it's ever been. Did
Speaker 2: something happen with insurance companies? Is it easier to scam
Speaker 2: money now than it used to be?
Speaker 1: Yes, it must be. Try lawyers associations have become more
Speaker 1: and more powerful in more and more states.
Speaker 2: Because a friend of mine got hit with this recently,
Speaker 2: got into a minor fender bender. Guy said he was fine,
Speaker 2: asked several times, then got a letter like two weeks later.
Speaker 2: Guy was from Mexico. This person hired a one of
Speaker 2: those people off of billboard from LA and insurance company said,
Speaker 2: we'll take care of it. Just don't if they get
Speaker 2: a hold of you, don't answer any questions or anything
Speaker 2: like that. We'll take care of it. But I wonder
Speaker 2: do they always pay out? They must always pay out,
Speaker 2: They must always pay out a little bit enough that
Speaker 2: we got to fix that. As a system. Half the
Speaker 2: billboards on the interstate shouldn't be saying did you get
Speaker 2: in a wreck?
Speaker 1: Did you get in wrecked?
Speaker 2: Give me called you've gotten e wrecked because I'm gonna
Speaker 2: screw somebody, and even though you're not hurt.
Speaker 1: It's by far the number one category on billboards in America.
Speaker 1: It's not even close. And back to this gals clever
Speaker 1: lighting writing. She writes, you know all of these commercials
Speaker 1: and what you're just saying also be Oh the sheer
Speaker 1: number probably implies we are a nation on the brink,
Speaker 1: battered and out for blood. But it also might also
Speaker 1: be proof of a successful republic. When John Adams wrote
Speaker 1: of quote, an empire of laws and not of men,
Speaker 1: was he not dreaming of calling one eight hundred got pain? Oh?
Speaker 2: Boy, guess a slightly different, more serious angle on that
Speaker 2: that I thought of the other day. I was writing
Speaker 2: with a guy in an uber for some reason, and
Speaker 2: he was from India, and somehow the topic came up.
Speaker 2: How I always ask people about it? He loves the
Speaker 2: United States? And why do he loved the United States
Speaker 2: and all that sort of stuff. I don't know if
Speaker 2: an ambulance came by us our cup car anyway. But
Speaker 2: he brought up the topic of He said, this is
Speaker 2: the only country where an ambulance comes along and its
Speaker 2: lights are on and everybody moves out of the way.
Speaker 2: He said, in India, you're just screwed. Ambulances sit there
Speaker 2: with their lights on. Everybody knows they're going to emergency
Speaker 2: where somebody is having a heart attack or bleeding or whatever.
Speaker 2: Nobody gets out of the way. They're not going to
Speaker 2: inconvenience themselves. You just have to wait in traffic like
Speaker 2: everyone else. Is an ambulance, he said, are in the
Speaker 2: United says everybody gets out of the way, or don't
Speaker 2: fly a helicopter there if they need to pick you up.
Speaker 2: And you add some sort of wreck that doesn't happen
Speaker 2: anywhere else. And I thought that's really interesting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's a great point. I'm not sure I
Speaker 1: want to do this one. It's about the it's about
Speaker 1: Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop company has put out a number of
Speaker 1: interesting products.
Speaker 2: I thought she died in the third movie with Iron Man,
Speaker 2: and then she turned out to be alive and has superpowers.
Speaker 2: To god, dang it, spoiler alert, I was so happy
Speaker 2: she died. It's a personal pleasurement device. This is some
Speaker 2: funny writing.
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 2: Is it the U?
Speaker 1: Is it the egg? Yeah? The egg?
Speaker 2: Do you put it on top of you or in't you?
Speaker 1: Do you just hold it?
Speaker 2: Do you hold it gently in your hand?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: The second one.
Speaker 2: Said like a hen, Yes, exactly, Michael, we thought of
Speaker 2: the same thing at the same time. You sit on
Speaker 2: it like a chicken.
Speaker 1: Fuck. Well, you can make that noise if you like that,
Speaker 1: the noise I make, I'm row I'm reminded. Oh, for
Speaker 1: God's sake doing that. Hansen uses these for on air
Speaker 1: segments when we're on vacation. And if I read the sentence,
Speaker 1: it will be useless for that purpose.
Speaker 2: And if I say I crow like a rooster when
Speaker 2: I orgasm, that will ruin it.
Speaker 1: Well, something's ruined. It's ruined. I'm going to cleanse it slightly.
Speaker 1: She writes why this is such a great example of
Speaker 1: them of America. When asked to shove an egg shaped
Speaker 1: rock a power for JJ's for sixty six dollars, a
Speaker 1: health neer nation might have said heck no instead of
Speaker 1: how far. But in lieu of a functioning healthcare system,
Speaker 1: will take what we can get.
Speaker 2: Somebody says jump, don't ask how.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I also walk like this.
Speaker 2: I get out of bed and I walk around, looks he's.
Speaker 1: The rooster strutt and stop it. Never do that again.
Speaker 1: H dirty soda. They mentioned in the Museum of What
Speaker 1: Is America? The T shirt cannon.
Speaker 2: What's I gotta? I got it back just batically because
Speaker 2: it keeps coming up in my life and I don't
Speaker 2: know what it is. What's dirty soda? Every place I
Speaker 2: go they got dirty soda. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: It's an ungodly concoction of soda, pop flavored syrup, fresh
Speaker 1: fruit juice, and cream.
Speaker 2: Okay, man, it's the hot thing.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: Oh, you don't drink dirty soda? A number of people
Speaker 2: have said to me recently.
Speaker 1: She says it once was popular only in Utah. It's
Speaker 1: become a nationwide sensation thanks to a cadre of teetotal
Speaker 1: Mormon influencers who drink doctored up SODA's instead of coffee
Speaker 1: and booze.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that's where it came from. But yeah,
Speaker 2: it's super popular and they charge a.
Speaker 1: Lot for it. Yeah, yeah, back to the T shirt cannon.
Speaker 1: The T shirt canon emerges three American obsessions guns, sports,
Speaker 1: and freebe giveaways.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty good.
Speaker 1: That is a very American thing. The T shirt, canon
Speaker 1: crest white strips.
Speaker 2: Oh, there you go.
Speaker 1: We are not the happiest nation on earth, but we
Speaker 1: are probably the smiliest. Continuing on the the pizza hut lamp.
Speaker 1: In some countries, stained glasses reserved for the holiest of spaces,
Speaker 1: grand cathedrals and stately palaces. In America, Tiffany style glass
Speaker 1: is for everybody.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's right. Those kind of lamps. Is that
Speaker 2: what they're called Tiffany lamps? Real ones are crazy expensive,
Speaker 2: but yeah, Pizza decided to have them at pizza. That's
Speaker 2: what we'll do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I meant to say this at the outset.
Speaker 1: The whole tone of this reminds me of the folks
Speaker 1: who came to the US for the World cop and
Speaker 1: had a lot of their like negative illusions of the
Speaker 1: country blown up and went away saying these are the
Speaker 1: most friendly people on earth. This country is crazy fun.
Speaker 1: The stores are nuts. My god, this is amazing. Welcome
Speaker 1: to our land. I hope you had a great time.
Speaker 1: Come back anytime you want anyway. Uh blinged up crocs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so American?
Speaker 2: Yeah, my son just got a pair of blinged up
Speaker 2: slip on vans. He really likes.
Speaker 1: Wow. Okay, all right, blinging, blinging your shoes wherever, whatever
Speaker 1: sort the tree shaped air freshener.
Speaker 2: Since it doesn't actually smell like a tree, you gotta
Speaker 2: try to put that imagery in your mind, since it
Speaker 2: smells like chemicals of some sort.
Speaker 1: It says pine, But no pine has ever grown on
Speaker 1: God's Earth with that stank. So they shave it like
Speaker 1: a pine tree exactly to convince you. I guess, I
Speaker 1: don't know anyway. She says we can be our true
Speaker 1: selves in our cars. That's true. The George Foreman grill
Speaker 1: ah dude wipes x L back before the big sewerage
Speaker 1: got together and told us we can't use wipes anymore.
Speaker 1: Sad desk salad in the Museum of America. Oh that's
Speaker 1: fuddy oh boy ring doorbell camera.
Speaker 2: So is the sad desk salad. Because in other countries
Speaker 2: they don't probably eat lunch at their desk. I know,
Speaker 2: my friends in Italy, the idea of sitting at your
Speaker 2: desk and working, as opposed to going out to a
Speaker 2: restaurant and doing the full two hour lunch would have
Speaker 2: been crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the very few times I've actually worked in Europe. Yeah,
Speaker 1: lunch is lunch, and it includes a glass of wine
Speaker 1: or two. Yeah, generally Yeah. Yeah, the ring doorbell camera
Speaker 1: have we've always been so scared of strangers? She asks?
Speaker 1: Moving along, the solo cup no quintessential expression of American
Speaker 1: industrial design, A new take on an old standard, made plastic,
Speaker 1: disposable and extra strong so it can withstand the pressures
Speaker 1: of a mosh pit, parking lot or beer pong tournament.
Speaker 2: Yep, they are. They are quite the product. They're so sturdy.
Speaker 1: That's fantastic, Yeah, quoth Toby Keith, You, sir, do not
Speaker 1: have a pair of testicles if you prefer drinking from
Speaker 1: the glass, the great sage Toby Keith. I don't know.
Speaker 1: This real tree print.
Speaker 2: Oh that's the that's like a form of camouflage.
Speaker 1: The realistic camo print. Not only for like camo, but
Speaker 1: travel mugs, streetwear like Hull Street, for chairs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everywhere. Yeah, why that is just a fashion I.
Speaker 1: Guess, I don't know, she says. The further American get
Speaker 1: from living in the forest, the more desperate we are
Speaker 1: to touch grass. I don't know. Maybe that's true. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Let's see what else do we have? The
Speaker 1: bottomless basket of chips and salsa.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, or French fries if you're a red robin.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the live laugh love sign, boy first s ch
Speaker 1: optimistic people. We sure do need constant reminders to cheer up.
Speaker 1: Oh boy. Yeah. The dog stroller. Oh lord.
Speaker 3: I had a weird moment leaving a restaurant the other
Speaker 3: day and I had my son in his regular stroller
Speaker 3: and I was right next to a woman who had
Speaker 3: a Yorkie in her stroller.
Speaker 2: Man, that was an odd moment. Had that conversation many
Speaker 2: times with my h my kids, my son, my oldest,
Speaker 2: partially because living at home when we had lots of
Speaker 2: dogs all the time and they were a lot, and
Speaker 2: so he's kind of anti dogs because of that experience.
Speaker 2: And but he can't imagine, like when we're traveling, the
Speaker 2: number of people that have their dogs with me. He
Speaker 2: always says, that looks so miserable. You know, they're fighting
Speaker 2: the dog in the lobby at the hotel and trying
Speaker 2: to do this and everything. I get the furnish and
Speaker 2: I agree, I don't want to take my dogs with
Speaker 2: me when I go to hotels and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: But so the other day we saw somebody. They crossed
Speaker 2: in front of us, and he's got a double stroller
Speaker 2: and he's walking two dogs. And I thought, oh my god,
Speaker 2: so you're dealing with the two little kids and you're
Speaker 2: walking the dogs at the same time. That's a lot.
Speaker 2: Then when I pulled by them, I realized he had
Speaker 2: two little dogs in the front of the stroller, well
Speaker 2: walking two bigger dogs. He had four dogs, two in
Speaker 2: the stroller, two he's walking.
Speaker 1: Wow, wow, all right, dude, all right. Final exhibits in
Speaker 1: the music.
Speaker 2: Because the dogs can't walk or they don't want to walk.
Speaker 2: Is it like the Will Ferrell from Saturday Night Live?
Speaker 2: He doesn't walk, he hates it.
Speaker 1: Oh, in the case of that, dude, he has two
Speaker 1: big dogs that can go for miles and two little dogs.
Speaker 1: They had to have tiny little legs.
Speaker 2: All right, So they're stroller. So making see the neighborhood.
Speaker 1: That it's a good question to change a scene. I
Speaker 1: don't know, does a dog, Thank my god, these four walls.
Speaker 1: I'm going crazy. Final a few exhibits in the Museum
Speaker 1: of America. The gas station bathroom key. She talks about
Speaker 1: the ritual humiliation of asking the attendant for the bathroom key,
Speaker 1: then galloping down the aisles holding a giant keychain. Traditionally
Speaker 1: one is no smaller than a wooden spoon and no
Speaker 1: larger than a ten pound turkey. Escaping with it is
Speaker 1: nearly impossible. You know what it is. It's a great
Speaker 1: practical American innovation. It's not escaping with it. It's forgetting
Speaker 1: you had it. You can't possibly forget it or lose it,
Speaker 1: which is something Bathroom's probably dealt with fifty thousand times.
Speaker 1: Then some guy thought, I'm gonna put about a foot
Speaker 1: and a half.
Speaker 2: Of a two by four and attach it to that
Speaker 2: damn cake, the giant chunk of heavy metal.
Speaker 1: Right then I'll take a sharpie and write bathroom on it.
Speaker 1: Final couple of exhibits Bowtox, The world's greatest melting pot
Speaker 1: is increasingly made up of a bunch of faces that
Speaker 1: look the same funny. We may look ridiculous, irl, but
Speaker 1: on camera we are glowing audio s, laugh lines. The
Speaker 1: future is deadpan. I had to get some plastic surgery
Speaker 1: because of cancer removal on my nose, and the place
Speaker 1: where I went, everybody was delightful and helpful, probably because
Speaker 1: they make lots of money. But everybody was so botoxed.
Speaker 1: It was like a weird Stepford Wives thing. I mean,
Speaker 1: all the women there had had work done and they
Speaker 1: were all botoxed. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I ran into that the other day too. I don't
Speaker 2: remember what kind of doctor's office it was, but everybody
Speaker 2: had the Jeff Bezos's wife look that worked there.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And finally, and this is like probably the last
Speaker 1: exhibit in the museum, the one that you say, wow,
Speaker 1: this was a day well spent ladies and gentlemen. Perhaps
Speaker 1: the most American thing of all, the inflatable tube Man.
Speaker 2: We got a big tent sale going on here.
Speaker 3: Man the guy wacky inflatable arm flailing tube Man.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, thirty years after he was created for the
Speaker 1: nineteen ninety six Atlanta Olympics. Really, yeah, you were one
Speaker 1: of the first people on earth to witness inflatable too.
Speaker 1: Was that that Olympics?
Speaker 2: I didn't know. As in the presence of budding.
Speaker 1: Greatness, yep. A thirty years after, tube Man has become
Speaker 1: a fixture of the American strip mall. He who is
Speaker 1: once a work of art, is now selling used cars
Speaker 1: in downtown San Jose it's hard not to see ourselves
Speaker 1: in this giant wigglely goofball. We too are happy idiots
Speaker 1: flailing around outside the vape shop. We too were once
Speaker 1: works of art, but now we've got to make a living.
Speaker 1: Capitalism comes forevery.
Speaker 2: Oh that's funny. Those things must be incredibly cheap.
Speaker 1: Oh what they are? Oh boy, I have never priced one.
Speaker 2: They get your attention, though. You can't help but look
Speaker 2: over there.
Speaker 1: We'll look at that, and you can't help but watch
Speaker 1: it for a minute.
Speaker 2: I do have my My doctor has a desk size one.
Speaker 2: I want it so bad. You could I get one
Speaker 2: like yard size from my house?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, I bet you could.
Speaker 3: But man, she hits the little button, and you know
Speaker 3: that's fantastic.
Speaker 1: Gotta have money, God bless America. Well, rotisserie chicken from
Speaker 1: me tonight for dinner.
Speaker 2: Well, I guess that's it.