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Speaker 2: She wants to vacation with her five some.

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Speaker 1: Listen, Sam, when you go through extraneous activities with someone,

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Speaker 2: You do gotta take you know what I mean. At

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Speaker 1: Talk about it. I mean talking about saving water, saving

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Speaker 1: Op's the asshole for not letting his wife go green.

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Speaker 1: You know, he hates the planet, hates the planet.

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Speaker 2: Just let her get dirty and make the world clean.

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Speaker 1: Come on, make it happen. Come on her. I'm sure,

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Speaker 1: So for we both were raised in strict religious environments.

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Speaker 2: Oh yikes, yike, Oh you are not allowed to do

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Speaker 2: that makes when you transgress. Oh you know it's like

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Speaker 2: Brett Kavanaugh doing those Devil's threesomes. You know, like man's

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Speaker 2: a religious boy, but he let his hog out to

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Speaker 2: Supreme Court justice, my friends, that is correct, good old

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Speaker 2: dirty Brett.

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Speaker 1: She came out to me while we were dating. That's

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Speaker 3: Oh we got singers, today's baby coming left and right

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Speaker 1: Bursting at the seams, through the pants, clown car, clowning

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Speaker 2: Came out as as what as gay as gay as well?

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Speaker 2: Hold on, wait, are they married?

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Speaker 1: she is bisexual.

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Speaker 2: Ah, I see, okay, bisexual.

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Speaker 1: Okay. That being said, she never really had the opportunity

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Speaker 2: Okay, so now she's coming into her own. She's like,

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Speaker 1: Coming into her around, coming into her own, coming into

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Speaker 1: other people. We are coming with other people, trying to

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Speaker 2: We need not come any way she wants. That's blocking exploit.

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Speaker 2: It's called cock blocking, which is kind of blocking. You know,

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Speaker 2: you know, explore the edging of your of pain and pleasure.

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Speaker 1: The christ the Christopher Columbus of climaxing.

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Speaker 2: Oh that she is true exploring. And she's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: Exploring the seven seas, all the continents, just trying to

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Speaker 2: Where is the g spot?

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Speaker 1: Where? Where will she demolish in pillage?

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Speaker 2: Oh, she's she's going to She's going to take the

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Speaker 2: all of the treasures within going to town and taking

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Speaker 2: the town's day. She's taken every everyone's seed. Ye been

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Speaker 2: a little uh uh, a little little little jungle juice.

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Speaker 1: Oh a jungle juice. Jungle juice. Indeed, I'm a monogamous person.

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Speaker 1: I have no interest in being with other people. She

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Speaker 2: Is an open man?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Okay, that is? It seems so is he? Is he

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Speaker 2: this would be a golden opportunity for like, Oh, you

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Speaker 1: Of this, let me put my detective skills on a

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Speaker 1: solution here. You like men, you like women? How about

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Speaker 2: My wife is coming with other people.

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Speaker 1: My wife wants other women? Johnson? What do I do?

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Speaker 1: Fuck her? And the new girl? Good work, Johnson.

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Speaker 4: Modern solutions require modern modern problems. Is require modern solutions?

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Speaker 1: Johnson? Correct the case, Johnson? Can I get in there?

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Speaker 4: The birth name Johnson, Johnson everyone Johnson Family, Company of Detectives.

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Speaker 2: I guess it is a fan the company.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it's more in Alabama. Oh god, yes, a different

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, let me tell you.

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Speaker 1: We rise and lay down together? Good gravy. Now she

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Speaker 2: Okay, so they're just blinking each other.

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Speaker 1: That's right. Just the points the boinks are U, you know,

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Speaker 2: Life was life was good until this is on the past, tense,

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Speaker 5: These liberal comedy started. My wife like the Russian comrades.

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Speaker 5: We're banging them good, good gravy, bring back McCarthyism.

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Speaker 1: We gotta get these comedies out of here.

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Speaker 5: And these comedy yeah, these comic cooks have invaded the

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Speaker 1: Well, about eighteen months ago, we had a party at

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Speaker 2: Well did they agree that this was, you know, something

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Speaker 1: So here's what happened, Sam, OPI walked in the door,

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Speaker 1: If it was with another woman, there was yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's it's doesn't seem one hundred percent clear laid out yet,

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Speaker 2: Need the check in the thumb on the pulse.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we need a thumbs up before the thumb.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we thumber.

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Speaker 1: Come on, come on, now, hold your horses now. Oh god,

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Speaker 2: Is that hot?

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Speaker 1: I mean, op, it's that's only a question you can answer.

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Speaker 2: You know, you could throw these lemons in the lemonade,

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Speaker 1: I thank you for another Well Sam, Actually I think

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Speaker 2: But didn't she say, I'm a little so I'm still

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Speaker 2: a little confused because it sounds like he said, hey,

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Speaker 1: I think we're heading into uh the miscommunication Maryland over.

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Speaker 2: The DMZ communication. DMZ's land we're on.

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Speaker 4: North Korea has got their guns pointed on me. One

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Speaker 4: wrong move on the screwed?

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Speaker 1: What do I do? She was like, you said you

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Speaker 2: Bro, That's what I'm saying, Bro, No take back sies. Well, yes,

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Speaker 2: take vaccines, but you didn't do any take vaccies.

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Speaker 1: And Opie said, and you know, I did say that.

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Speaker 1: He did say that. Lawyered. God.

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Speaker 2: God.

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Speaker 1: She also said that I had said that she needed

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Speaker 1: lawyered again.

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Speaker 2: Lawyered again, And that.

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Speaker 1: Is also true. So I added some more stipulations to this,

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Speaker 2: As someone who is who has delved into the uh

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Speaker 1: Wait, you're saying there's consequences for your actions.

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Speaker 1: you're just you're just astonishing me with new information, right, Yeah?

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Speaker 2: What that actions of consequences?

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Speaker 1: I mean, and that a group of friends all just

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Speaker 2: I think, I think, I think there is a world

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Speaker 2: I'm welcome to my ted thoughts. I welcome to sam'stey.

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Speaker 2: I wish we could fuck our friends and there would

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Speaker 2: There we are, and uh Op's wife is putting that

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Speaker 1: Water, Oh godo. Fast forward to a year ago when

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Speaker 2: We've been in some old flames. Oh god, you just

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Speaker 2: all in. You're going to crawl inside their body, control

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Speaker 1: Those those those old flames, those old flames into into bonfires.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, just raging, raging through the wilderness. You know

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Speaker 2: that's one of those. It's one of those global warming fires.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh yeah, oh yeah, massive New York, New York. Baby,

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Speaker 2: we should really write an erotic novel.

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Speaker 1: We're just we're just good. We're just giving out so

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Speaker 1: much free free information. Yeah, free smut, My goodness, you're welcome,

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Speaker 1: kind of charged for that.

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Speaker 2: I hope our our ladies are soft and our boys

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Speaker 2: are hard because we're giving you some delectable information.

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Speaker 1: Sam, you gotta you gotta know your worth. We you

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Speaker 1: should charte charge for this gold so that you're.

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Speaker 2: Just giving for this gold, my golden showers. So I

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Speaker 1: Now. She tells me that she hooked up with this girl,

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Speaker 1: let's call her Jess. We both knew while she was

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Speaker 1: still out there. I was quite upset about this.

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Speaker 2: She hooked up with this the girl she she uh tickled.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, from a from a trip back home, going back home,

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Speaker 1: You can he can double up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just about making sure everyone is satiated.

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Speaker 2: You know, you got a you got a little little

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Speaker 1: One. He's just got to go with the super size

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Speaker 2: Did it create some little little tensions within the friend group?

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Speaker 2: And on the story my wife baby trap me, but

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Speaker 2: Opie should absolutely leave if she has the gall to

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Speaker 2: Public subscriber Sam G says the wife is a huge

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Speaker 2: How can op ever trust her?

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Speaker 1: Again? That broke a lot.

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Speaker 2: Completely agree and public subscriber ma'am nine two four three,

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Speaker 2: Aware that life is suffering, and if you want to

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Speaker 2: you and we'll see soon. Love you, My niece wants

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Speaker 1: You know, there's got to be something to be said

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Speaker 1: it by by robbing you of rob Hey, robbing is

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Speaker 1: You have to be smart. You have to be smart, right,

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Speaker 2: Criminals banked heights aren't easy. Let me tell you, Like

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Speaker 2: So many people, when they are charged for two appetizers

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: But bank robbers have the courage to go up to

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Speaker 2: someone they don't know and say, I believe I'm worth

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Speaker 2: I want it now. Wow, I'm inspiration inspiration. Yeah, they're not.

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Speaker 2: They're not like socially awkward.

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Speaker 1: Make all children bank robbers. We just solved it. We

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Speaker 2: We solved anxiety in America.

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Speaker 1: You're welcome. Okay.

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Speaker 2: So I'm upset and confused, and I told my sister

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Speaker 2: this argument so they will be seeing and reading this.

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Speaker 2: Oh goodness, so we got it.

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Speaker 1: We got some judges on the table. That's right.

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Speaker 2: game site that was really popular around the late nineties

439
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:25,400
Speaker 2: early two thousands. More of a Webkins guy, but that's okay, fair,

440
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:28,480
Speaker 2: But my sister loved neopets. Its huge. It kind of

441
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:31,159
Speaker 2: died a bit for a while, but has recently started

442
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:35,960
Speaker 2: to get popular again. Really, I didn't know this, neo dude,

443
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,720
Speaker 2: No way, the neopets.

444
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:40,280
Speaker 1: Lat Well, think about it, Pokemon, that's true. That's true.

445
00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:43,239
Speaker 1: All of this, like classic ip has been just like

446
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:44,560
Speaker 1: solid for all this.

447
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:49,280
Speaker 2: Like nineties stuff, like people just want yo. Neopets still

448
00:24:50,119 --> 00:24:52,880
Speaker 2: still got a website, still thriving, still thriving.

449
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:54,600
Speaker 1: I guess good for them.

450
00:24:54,960 --> 00:25:02,280
Speaker 2: Wow, Okay, jeez, I've been playing four years. My account

451
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:03,959
Speaker 2: is eighteen years old.

452
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:09,760
Speaker 1: Yo. That is, your account can vote, putting in the works,

453
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,639
Speaker 1: putting in the hours.

454
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:16,879
Speaker 2: And it has the stats to reflect that pets, avatars, stamps,

455
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:21,960
Speaker 2: gallery trophies. If you don't play, might not meet a lot.

456
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:25,560
Speaker 2: And not to brag, but I have a rather impressive

457
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,880
Speaker 2: account due to the fact that I've been playing so long.

458
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:32,720
Speaker 2: Don't tell me to grow up. Neo pets are life.

459
00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:34,600
Speaker 1: JFK. He said that.

460
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:38,879
Speaker 2: Look it up, all right, I thirty four female have

461
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:42,560
Speaker 2: no kids. I'm not saying it's because you love neo pets.

462
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:47,520
Speaker 1: Excuse me, I think you have dozens of digital fur babies.

463
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:54,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I am a mother of ten half unicorn, half

464
00:25:54,359 --> 00:25:55,080
Speaker 2: turtle animals.

465
00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:57,360
Speaker 1: Imagine if digital fur babies became a thing.

466
00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:59,920
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm a mother too.

467
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:01,200
Speaker 1: It's true.

468
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:05,080
Speaker 2: Also, it's it basically says not by choice, like, I

469
00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:08,720
Speaker 2: thirty four female have no kids, not child free, just

470
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:11,600
Speaker 2: don't have any. So it sounds like she wants kids.

471
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:15,560
Speaker 2: But you know, webkins take priorities. Yeah, it's right, sorry neopets.

472
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:19,160
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, dare you My sister thirty two female

473
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,840
Speaker 2: and brother in law thirty four male, have a daughter,

474
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:25,600
Speaker 2: eleven female, who has been very sickly all her life.

475
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,320
Speaker 2: I'll not go into exactly what is wrong with her,

476
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:30,600
Speaker 2: but she's been in and out of hospitals a lot

477
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:33,359
Speaker 2: in her young life, and recently had to go back

478
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:35,520
Speaker 2: in again for a few weeks.

479
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:36,200
Speaker 1: Sucks.

480
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:39,879
Speaker 2: I recently learned that she's been playing on neopets dot com.

481
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,040
Speaker 2: Gotta put the dot com in there for a few

482
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:44,879
Speaker 2: months to help pass the time when she's really not

483
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:48,119
Speaker 2: feeling well. She's gotten into it, and from what my

484
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:51,639
Speaker 2: sister says, talks about it a lot. She was excited

485
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:54,639
Speaker 2: to learn I also play and we talk about it.

486
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:57,399
Speaker 2: When I visited her, I looked up her account and

487
00:26:57,480 --> 00:27:02,320
Speaker 2: gifted her a bunch of stuff, expensive stuff. Well that's cool, Yeah,

488
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:05,160
Speaker 2: that's really nice. That would be hard for a newer

489
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:08,400
Speaker 2: account to get in game stuff using in game money,

490
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:11,560
Speaker 2: which can be hard to earn in large amounts. Anyway,

491
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 2: long story short, she asked how I can afford the

492
00:27:15,359 --> 00:27:19,600
Speaker 2: stuff I sent her. It was worth millions of NP,

493
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:25,120
Speaker 2: which I guess is the currency and neopets. Yeah, let's

494
00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:32,440
Speaker 2: see NP conversion two dollars. Okay, it's not the Nepalese

495
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:39,879
Speaker 2: rupee or is it? Let's see, it's like it's like

496
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:43,000
Speaker 2: the Neopets uses the Nepalese rupee as there.

497
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:46,919
Speaker 1: It's like it'd be like, oh, what was it? Game stop?

498
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:53,600
Speaker 1: Wall Street bets the Wall streetification of Neopets currency Neopets

499
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:58,520
Speaker 1: currency the USD Yeah, there's gotta be okay.

500
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:03,520
Speaker 2: Well, it says why neopets metaverse coin can be purchased

501
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:06,680
Speaker 2: four point zero zero zero one one, But I don't

502
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:07,960
Speaker 2: think that's.

503
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 1: Can Does it give you the conversion thing where you

504
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:12,840
Speaker 1: can like put in a number like a thousand bucks

505
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:15,520
Speaker 1: or something. Oh, here we are for a thousand.

506
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:23,000
Speaker 2: The neopets neo points price range from thirty dollars to

507
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:30,600
Speaker 2: fifty dollars per fifty million neo points. Ah, okay, fifty million.

508
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:37,200
Speaker 1: So damn inflation hit the neopets economy hard. So god,

509
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:43,240
Speaker 1: that's a lot. Yeah, that seems but I guess I

510
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 1: guess if it's like a million for like a like

511
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:47,640
Speaker 1: a house or like a ride.

512
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:51,040
Speaker 2: I've never played Neopets, so okay, it says so high? Okay,

513
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 2: it says I used to say one hundred NP equals

514
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:57,800
Speaker 2: one dollar, but now it's more like one thousand NP.

515
00:28:58,040 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 2: Work is one US dollar.

516
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:03,000
Speaker 1: It seems like there's some some dispute in the economics

517
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:04,760
Speaker 1: of of the np community.

518
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 2: Okay, so apparently the pets economy has been fluctuating.

519
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 1: This is interesting. I wonder if there's like a kind

520
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:15,360
Speaker 1: of like the pigeon guy, like a Pinnacle Neopets person

521
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 1: that it like rules the neoped economy. Okay, neocash, how

522
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:21,320
Speaker 1: much does neocash?

523
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 2: All right? The current exchange rate this is on neopets

524
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 2: dot com. Oh, the current exchange rate is one dollar,

525
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 2: So ten US dollars would be able to purchase a

526
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:37,680
Speaker 2: thousand neo coins. So one dollar is one hundred neo coins.

527
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:43,880
Speaker 2: So millions of neo coins is like tens of thousands

528
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:50,400
Speaker 2: of dollars. Wow, that's tens of thousands. Kind of incredible.

529
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 1: Damn, that's a lot of money. It really is. Though.

530
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:59,120
Speaker 1: I'm glad we went on that journey. I needed tonounce

531
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:02,760
Speaker 1: dissected the whole neo that's economy. Yeah, it's important, it's important.

532
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:06,080
Speaker 2: And she also asked how I have all the stuff

533
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:08,600
Speaker 2: my account has I explained that I had been playing

534
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 2: for eighteen years, did every plot, every event, et cetera. Well,

535
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:16,240
Speaker 2: apparently she got upset at the huge difference between our

536
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 2: two accounts and asked for more stuff.

537
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:23,240
Speaker 1: It's all it's all relative, you know, oh baby.

538
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:26,480
Speaker 2: When I told her no, she started crying to my

539
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:29,600
Speaker 2: sister and brother in law about it. My brother in

540
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:32,080
Speaker 2: law came over and asked if I could give my

541
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:36,120
Speaker 2: account to the niece for her upcoming birthday, which she

542
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:39,360
Speaker 2: has to spend in the hospital. Said it would mean

543
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 2: the world to her. What do you think, op said,

544
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:46,440
Speaker 2: This little sick girl in the hospital just wants some

545
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:49,000
Speaker 2: neopetsch mean, what do you think she said?

546
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:50,440
Speaker 1: She seems pretty attached.

547
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:55,960
Speaker 2: I said, no, noo pets for you, your little skak witch.

548
00:30:57,240 --> 00:31:00,840
Speaker 1: Stay in the hospital playing with them. It's coming out

549
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:04,200
Speaker 1: of your arm. No, no, no, you want a computer game?

550
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:08,600
Speaker 1: Watch your heart? Yeah, keep that up.

551
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 2: Let's play a game called Let's make the heart monitor

552
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 2: beep goodness for as long as your weak asking Madge,

553
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 2: Good jeez. I've had this account since before she was born,

554
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 2: before we even met my brother in law. I don't

555
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:31,760
Speaker 2: want to get rid of it. I still play on

556
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:36,600
Speaker 2: it literally every day. Well, he got mad and tried

557
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:40,000
Speaker 2: to guilt trip me. I'm an adult, she's a child,

558
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 2: and it would make her happy in a rough time

559
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:44,800
Speaker 2: in her life. I'm happy to help her learn the

560
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 2: tricks and trades of the game, but I'm not giving

561
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:50,640
Speaker 2: away my account. He tried to buy it off me,

562
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:54,480
Speaker 2: and I still said no, it's like one hundred thousand dollars.

563
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:56,440
Speaker 1: I mean literally, like if he's like, if he's like,

564
00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:58,440
Speaker 1: I'll give you a five hundred, he's probably thinking in

565
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:01,120
Speaker 1: his mind, oh, five hundred bucks, like like, no, that's amazing,

566
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:03,240
Speaker 1: and then she's like, uh, tut.

567
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:05,560
Speaker 2: The neo points, neo coins, conversion.

568
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:09,160
Speaker 1: Rate, Try forty thousand, busy, try it. Yeah, I want

569
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:12,680
Speaker 1: your house now.

570
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:16,080
Speaker 2: He is super pissed and got my sister and parents

571
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 2: on their side, which I kind of understand. It would

572
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:21,160
Speaker 2: be very easy to be like, Yo, this is just

573
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:22,160
Speaker 2: a freaking computer.

574
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:23,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't understand. I understand.

575
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:28,080
Speaker 2: I don't know what side of it yet, so yeah,

576
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:29,280
Speaker 2: I want to hear what you're gonna say.

577
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 1: Same. Okay.

578
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 2: I'm being hounded every day for this and being called

579
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 2: an asshole because it's all my niece will talk about

580
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:40,040
Speaker 2: and she really wants it. I feel bad because she's

581
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:42,120
Speaker 2: just a little girl in the hospital and guilty for

582
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:45,080
Speaker 2: not giving it I offered to send a bunch of

583
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:48,480
Speaker 2: stuff to her account again, but she wants my stats

584
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,959
Speaker 2: so she's not treated like a newbie who doesn't know

585
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:54,400
Speaker 2: anything by other players too.

586
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:55,320
Speaker 5: Oh.

587
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 2: I feel guilty for this, but I want to keep

588
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 2: my account. So am I the a hole? This is juicy?

589
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 2: This is juicy? I want to know everyone thinks of

590
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:10,600
Speaker 2: the comments? So is OP the a hole for not

591
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:13,720
Speaker 2: giving a young girl who has to spend her birthday

592
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:19,760
Speaker 2: of the hospital her video game account, her online neopets account?

593
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 2: Put your answers in the comments right now? And also,

594
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 2: is there like a virtual world that means something to you?

595
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:27,760
Speaker 2: I literally shed tears of a RuneScape, so yeah, I

596
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:31,480
Speaker 2: know how that feels like. But John, is OP the

597
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:36,240
Speaker 2: a hole for not giving this sickly young girl her

598
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:37,360
Speaker 2: neopets account.

599
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna run through them, do my best. I might

600
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:42,440
Speaker 1: we might just have to go to you guys and

601
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 1: see what you say. Bob, I'm gonna do my best, yo, Okay,

602
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:49,400
Speaker 1: quick rundown, let's call it twenty grand putting a number

603
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:54,000
Speaker 1: on it for the sake of hypotheses. You know, this

604
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,080
Speaker 1: poor girl, she's said she's in the hospital on her

605
00:33:56,120 --> 00:34:00,600
Speaker 1: freaking birthday. She did give her some. It seems a

606
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:01,960
Speaker 1: decent amount without being prompted.

607
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, off millions of neo coins.

608
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 1: Millions.

609
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 2: That's a lot of money, oh, she said, millions of

610
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:10,080
Speaker 2: neo coins, not not like things that were worth millions

611
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:10,759
Speaker 2: of neo.

612
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:15,040
Speaker 1: Coins, right right, right, right, right right right. Okay, So

613
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:20,480
Speaker 1: I I I feel for OP in the sense that,

614
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:23,399
Speaker 1: like it's kind of hard to especially like the grandparents,

615
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:25,719
Speaker 1: Like I probably have no idea that like it's like

616
00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 1: it would be like, like, oh, give me your Fruit

617
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:29,960
Speaker 1: Ninja account from back in the day. I'd be like,

618
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:32,080
Speaker 1: take it please, you know what I mean? Like I

619
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:34,920
Speaker 1: don't kid playing Fruit Ninja again. Great game, great game,

620
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:40,800
Speaker 1: But like I do kind of see the sentimental dollar

621
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:44,279
Speaker 1: like everything value that it's like has put into it.

622
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:47,640
Speaker 2: It's kind of like they're asking OP to give the

623
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:49,840
Speaker 2: twenty to forty thousand dollars away.

624
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:52,320
Speaker 1: I mean that so that is a lot. It's a

625
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:58,320
Speaker 1: lot of money. I mean I would what would you do? Yeah?

626
00:34:58,480 --> 00:34:59,080
Speaker 1: What would I do?

627
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:01,960
Speaker 2: When you either of us are real gamers. So yeah,

628
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:04,440
Speaker 2: I have attachment to this virtual world.

629
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 1: I can empathize, but I don't like really relate them.

630
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:11,120
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go here, we go, here, we go.

631
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:14,040
Speaker 2: This is not quite the same because it's our livelihood. Yeah,

632
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:19,400
Speaker 2: but if so if you're sickly, if you're sickly you

633
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 2: know daughter or like niece or whatever.

634
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:24,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like, I.

635
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 3: Really want to be popular at.

636
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:30,800
Speaker 2: TikTok, and it was like, give me your TikTok account now,

637
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:34,000
Speaker 2: And then your family was like, why don't you just

638
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 2: give a stupid TikTok But.

639
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:37,680
Speaker 1: It's just the Internet.

640
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a little different.

641
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:45,880
Speaker 1: But I couldn't. I couldn't because it would literally be like, hey, hey, Greg,

642
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:48,160
Speaker 1: do you want to give your accounting salary or job

643
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:50,840
Speaker 1: to Like no, no, it doesn't give it. It doesn't

644
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:51,360
Speaker 1: make sense.

645
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 2: So also that is an interesting I think there's something

646
00:35:55,719 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 2: to say about kids these days are just having everything

647
00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:03,279
Speaker 2: handed to them. You know, back in my day, I

648
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:06,439
Speaker 2: had to work for my neo coins, and these kids

649
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 2: today I just want to have all this shit handed

650
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,960
Speaker 2: to them. She should go into the mines, work her

651
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:15,280
Speaker 2: ass off for those neo coins, so she really knows

652
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:17,959
Speaker 2: the value of a neo coin.

653
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 1: I mean, think what she could do to the already

654
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:23,719
Speaker 1: fledgling neopets economy. I mean, it's on the brink of collapse.

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Speaker 1: I know she could go in and just spind everything

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Speaker 1: and just complete get Manson Musa, that bitch, Like literally

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Speaker 1: this so uh.

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Speaker 2: Anyone fourth grade history Massa?

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Speaker 1: That bitch? Sweet? What did Manson Musa do? I hope

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Speaker 1: this person and history.

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Speaker 2: A billion dollars? He would go through towns and like

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Speaker 2: just give all the money and then it would just

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Speaker 2: destroy the price.

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Speaker 1: Of goal in the town. Okay, interesting and that bitch.

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Speaker 1: Interesting take. I think I would keep giving some gifts

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Speaker 1: and explain to the parents, like and train. I would

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Speaker 1: be like, hey, let's like sit down and like do

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Speaker 1: it together, like fun, let's play together. Even get you

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Speaker 1: the tricks of the trade.

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Speaker 2: You don't want to just like like it's like the

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Speaker 2: equivalent of like buying followers.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like yeah, you might have all the stats,

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Speaker 2: but it's really nothing. It's nothing. It's nothing like you

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Speaker 2: need to earn. You need to earn your place in

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Speaker 2: this world.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I think it's a game. So

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Speaker 1: it's a but but I think it's like because of

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Speaker 1: the dollar value and the sentimental value, sit down to

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Speaker 1: the parents, you literally say this is worth twenty grand,

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Speaker 1: this is worth thirty grand. This is worth whatever it is, like,

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Speaker 1: and I've put in all these years. I'm going to,

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Speaker 1: you know, keep giving. I'm going to keep surprising her

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Speaker 1: with gifts. I'm going to I would love to play

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Speaker 1: with her. It's like a bonding thing, like come over

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Speaker 1: and play and like help her earn her account. But

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Speaker 1: I don't think I can purely on the monetary alone,

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Speaker 1: like twenty to forty grand. I don't know if I can.

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Speaker 2: Just like, and she's the learn you know that you

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Speaker 2: work for what? Yeah, you you work for what you

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Speaker 2: you get in this in this world, and like, people

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Speaker 2: won't respect you if you're just handed everything. Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: think people respect trust fund babies. No, no, you gotta

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Speaker 2: you gotta work for it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd say I'm a hair over the line of

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Speaker 1: not the a hole.

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Speaker 2: I would say, not the a whole. Yeah, not the ahole. Also,

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Speaker 2: it's also I'm curious what the going rate is on

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Speaker 2: eBay for a neopids account.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's see, let's see.

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Speaker 2: Wow, okay, four age accounts grabbed with items two hundred

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Speaker 2: million and uses, so five hundred dollars you could buy

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Speaker 2: it from It looks like, yeah, two hundred million in

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Speaker 2: the account, bro, just buy just buy your your account.

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Speaker 1: That's it.

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00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 2: That's solution.

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Speaker 1: Buy her an account for like a few hundred bucks

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Speaker 1: with a lot of experience points or whatever it is.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I just have to be your account. If it's sentimental,

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Speaker 2: buy or another account.

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Speaker 1: Like there's probably one for like less than five hundred

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Speaker 1: that has drastically more because like I don't care about

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Speaker 1: her like earning it per se, but like it's the

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Speaker 1: it's a dollar value for me.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so I'm looking at nineteen plus year account. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: nine dollars. Yeah, main account, seventy six dollars. Buy neopet's

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00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:30,160
Speaker 2: main accounts. Yeah, dude, you could buy shit. Just buy

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Speaker 2: one for like one hundred and forty bucks.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you just buy one. That's that's it. That's it.

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Speaker 1: That is the solution. Bro.

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Speaker 2: We just we just solved the case.

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Speaker 1: We just solved.

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Speaker 2: It was an asshole on this all of buy neopets account.

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Speaker 1: To just land here.

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Speaker 2: There we go.

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Speaker 1: You're welcome. Yes.

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Speaker 2: I also think though that kid hospitalized on her birthday

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Speaker 2: doesn't understand the value of a neo coin.

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Speaker 1: Guys, I think Sam's day. Hold this. There's no a

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Speaker 1: holes outside of the story except for the reader except

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Speaker 1: for the narrator. But Sam, you know who? Who's who?

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Speaker 1: Are never a holes ever? Who? John, our beautiful public subscriber.

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Speaker 1: I love you guys so much. Oh my gosh, we

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Speaker 1: love you so much that I want to read some

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Speaker 1: of your comments right now. This one comes from the

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Speaker 1: video my dad was cheating years before the divorce. It

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Speaker 1: gets worse where that happens. First one from public subscriber

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Speaker 1: Lauren Lettieri one three eight one. I love seeing Sam

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Speaker 1: get so emotional over this. It's kind of cute. Sam

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Speaker 1: seems like he's a nice guy, not a quote unquote

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Speaker 1: nice guy. Thank you.

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Speaker 2: I appreciate that.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 2: I try to be as nice as I can, except

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Speaker 2: for kids.

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Speaker 1: I understand. I love we got. There's like there's gonna

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Speaker 1: be I'm imagining a YouTube video where it's like your

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Speaker 1: face with like really light on one and dark on

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Speaker 1: the other for the thumbnail. It's like the light and

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Speaker 1: dark side of Sam. Doc.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just gonna take all my worst quotes from

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Speaker 2: this podcast, all.

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Speaker 1: Of the more you know things that we do. This

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Speaker 1: one comes from public subscriber Barika kV. This one made

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Speaker 1: me cry crying emoji. That was a lot to take in,

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Speaker 1: so Sam Sam was not alone in his in his

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Speaker 1: emotional journey. And then finally, short but sweet from al

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Speaker 1: Gunter fifteen, I am sobbing. Well, guys, we are sobbing

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Speaker 1: in gratitude to all of your public subscriptions and comments

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Speaker 1: and everything. Please publicly subscribe, drop your comments below, and

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Speaker 1: we just might read him on the next one. We'll

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Speaker 1: see soon, see yeah,