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Speaker 1: Oh God, I wish I knew more about Timu. All right, well,

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Speaker 1: let's sink our teeth into a brand new episode of

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Speaker 2: Guys, gals, non binary pals. Welcome to the Bananas Podcast.

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Speaker 5: I'm Kirk Brown Older.

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Speaker 1: I'm banana boy number two. Scotty Landis. Thank you for

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Speaker 1: listening to the silliest little podcast there was. We love

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Speaker 1: your own mind right now, give yourself a little compliment

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Speaker 1: To go, folks.

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Speaker 5: It's good.

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Speaker 1: I heard it in Denver and I laughed so hard

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Speaker 2: Our guest is an impressive, impressive stand up comedian. It's

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Speaker 2: a powerful writer, yeah, and a girth the actor. You

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Speaker 2: can hear her voice on Bob's Burger's Fairview, Aquitine Forever,

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Speaker 2: and many many more, and her gut achingly good comedy

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Speaker 2: special Live from the Big Dog is available everywhere right now.

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Speaker 2: Please welcome the amazing Please welcome back to the show,

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Speaker 2: the amazing Blair Saki.

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Speaker 6: Wow, Oh my god. What's up.

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Speaker 4: Banana's Gang? Yeah, Banana Team, Yeah group. I'm thrilled to

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Speaker 6: Gosh.

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Speaker 4: A couple of my favorite guys here.

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Speaker 1: Hi, how are you? It's good to see you. Have

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Speaker 6: I was touring a lot this summer.

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Speaker 4: Have a little break right now, but yeah, super fun.

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Speaker 4: I have a you guys, how are you so good?

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Speaker 1: I mean really good, honestly fantastic.

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Speaker 2: We have microphones with our names on them. That's how

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Speaker 6: That's incredible, Banana boys.

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Speaker 1: I found a wallet yesterday. So I was walking in

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Speaker 1: It's a dude from Massachusetts, and then like five credit cards,

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Speaker 1: I just saved him so like he couldn't get on flights. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think he fell out of his pocket. Get that

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Speaker 5: No, no fifty bucks for that, you know.

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Speaker 1: I I wondered why he wasn't like, can I buy

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a little cheap with given what you saved

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Speaker 1: I agree. I bet it popped out of there, just

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Speaker 4: But he should take the hotel keys out, you know,

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Speaker 4: if he must save them, put them in a jar maybe.

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Speaker 1: people know that you're a touring musician or comic. I

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Speaker 2: I thought, Bill, I thought at some point this would

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Speaker 5: And I look back on and I'm like, yeah, that

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, I'm so bad at saving things. The

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Speaker 2: So I by the time this comes out, it will

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Speaker 2: It's literally just like just like ten, yeah, ten years.

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Speaker 4: I am so proud of you for doing something that nice,

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Speaker 4: uh you know, nostalgia thing of your life. Yeah, because

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Speaker 2: Now you're untethered from your past, Blair. You're untethered, You're free.

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Speaker 1: But you're a writer, writer, Blair. Did you ever hear

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Speaker 6: You read me on my Facebook.

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Speaker 1: You're making new stories every day and that's nice. Let's

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Speaker 5: This was in Living et Cetera.

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Speaker 2: Scottie, I know you're a huge fan of Living et cetera.

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Speaker 2: I think it's a great name for website because it is.

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Speaker 2: Someone bought a TMU croissant lamp that ended up being

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Speaker 5: Uh. This was written.

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Speaker 2: By Hugh met calf O that what do you say

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Speaker 2: It's easy to fall victim to an online shopping purchase

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Speaker 2: of a quote croissant lamp from online marketplace Temu has

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Speaker 2: been viewed nearly nine million times. So we got at

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Speaker 2: food shaped lamps are cute, there's something nostalgic about them.

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Speaker 2: Then there's all this other stuff about why lamps are cute.

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Speaker 5: Here it goes from Temu.

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Speaker 2: It was possibly never going to be the best table lamp,

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Speaker 2: in fact, her croissant lamp was a real hollowed out

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Speaker 2: and some people are doing it willingly. The Amazon Croissant

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Speaker 5: Blah blah blah.

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Speaker 2: We even found a version of the lamp made by

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Speaker 2: that is an actual croissant. And this is what Hugh says.

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Speaker 2: According to Art resin, you can use resin to preserve

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Speaker 2: Then he says that Hugh he wouldn't personally buy one, right,

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Speaker 2: examples of other food lamps that you can buy, and honestly,

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Speaker 2: It's one hundred and fifty bucks at Selfridges, which I

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Speaker 5: There's a what else is there? There's a cauliflower.

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Speaker 2: Lamp, an orange lamp, lamp, just a piece of bread lamp.

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Speaker 2: It's great. I want to get all these lamps. What

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Speaker 4: I'm sure Lauren would love if you just ordered a

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Speaker 6: Food lamps. No, I find it's really interesting.

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Speaker 4: Resin that is the same thing that makes surfboards, right right, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: And so they're just covering food in surfboard and then

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Speaker 5: I like that, and then sticking a light up inside

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Speaker 4: We get. But then there's some sort of great controversy

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds like Tim who didn't resin their croissant properly.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they didn't wax up their cryissant.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, wax down there.

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Speaker 4: Yeah? I don't do it anymore though, No?

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Speaker 4: Well I've only it fell off and it was more

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Speaker 4: I sort of prefer to be sedentary, cozy, not really

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Speaker 2: When was did you know it was your last time surfing?

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Speaker 2: When you when you went out the last time surfing?

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Speaker 4: No, that's really hilarious that you bring it up. I

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Speaker 4: mean like I did contest when I was a kid.

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Speaker 4: You did, yeah, when I was really young, and then

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Speaker 4: Like I would say I was doing contest between like

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and then I just got too much into like

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Speaker 4: Besides that, I'll never ever go. But my last real wave,

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Speaker 4: I get this wave that's like a miracle wave, like

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Speaker 4: I don't know where in it. I just like rode

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Speaker 4: never gonna top that on them, and I literally just

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Speaker 5: That is the best last wave to ever. Yeah, the

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Speaker 4: Like no, I had one, because I had a really

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Speaker 4: didn't like feel that strong of a swimmer, like I

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Speaker 4: like surfing itself, but like, yeah, I don't like big waves,

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Speaker 4: which really exes out most of it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I like big waves. I used to really like

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Speaker 2: I used to like love it when it was like

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Speaker 6: In New York City, you're sick, you're twisted.

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Speaker 4: I feel like you had a real adrenaline junkie streak

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Speaker 6: I don't have.

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Speaker 2: Yes, agree, agreed, agreed, And it is and it is,

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Speaker 2: and it is dipped. As I've gotten older, it has,

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Speaker 1: Well, I watched that documentary on HBO one hundred foot

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Speaker 1: give it up. Yeah, Like, there are so many other

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Speaker 1: fun things to do in life, right, Get out a

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Speaker 1: deca uno cards, get the whiskey bottle out, have a

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Speaker 5: I thought.

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Speaker 4: I thought that docu series was terrifying. Just every second.

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Speaker 6: I was like, this is why I quit. I'm safe now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Kurta, we're talking about it like off pod a

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Speaker 1: then that guy Kai for the Red Bull Surfer from

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Speaker 1: Wine Kurt just comes in as doing front flips down

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Speaker 6: Oh I I didn't know about that.

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Speaker 4: That's crazy. I have to look that up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Ky Lenny. Yeah, he just is like he's like, okay,

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Speaker 2: And his younger brother, Ridge Lenny, is also is almost

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Speaker 1: And he's the tow in brother, right his brother tows

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Speaker 1: Man forget, But I would like to go sit there

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Speaker 2: People have asked me a lot like, oh, you must

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Speaker 2: have loved that doc series, and I tried to watch

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Speaker 2: to six foot waves without too bid. They're just like,

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Speaker 1: I've never really.

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Speaker 2: Enjoyed big wave surfing because it's just there's no part

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Speaker 1: I would like to tell you into a one foot wave, though.

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Speaker 1: I want to tell you into a one foot wave.

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Speaker 1: Let's go love that. Yeah, let's go down to Newport

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Speaker 1: and we'll runt a wave runner and then we'll just

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Speaker 1: find little one foot too, and I'll just pull you in.

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Speaker 1: I'll beach myself and just you'll go. You'll just hard charge. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I want the rope to be four and a half

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Speaker 1: and shake your hand. I want to go, go, Blair.

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Speaker 6: Go you guys.

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Speaker 4: This is gonna sound like something that's made up. But

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Speaker 2: Like oh Hindu, yeah that's cool.

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Speaker 6: My brother had to.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, the ultimate son moment. When my mom

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Speaker 1: But I always had this like hero hope that I

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Speaker 2: I have a dumber version of that that I still

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Speaker 5: You know, when your brain just goes to like weird tragedies.

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Speaker 2: When I have an intrusive thought, I go, well, I

443
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Speaker 2: definitely get back into smoking then, sure, like it was

444
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Speaker 2: a horrific accident, I'd be like, well, I probably could

445
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Speaker 2: just smoke then, because there's no reason to not smoke

446
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:26,919
Speaker 2: at that point.

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Speaker 1: That's right. I have a sports injury story. Let's do

448
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Speaker 1: whiskey and Bacon sent this and whiskey and bacon. Good

449
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Speaker 1: for you for claiming that before everybody else. I'm sure

450
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Speaker 1: a lot of people have tried wow and whiskey and

451
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:47,240
Speaker 1: bacon got it first, and they are ban animals. This

452
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Speaker 1: was written by Jamie Barton, who's the best in the

453
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Speaker 1: biz at CNN. Soccer player injured after pretty hefty sneeze. Yeah,

454
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Speaker 1: I didn't know where I was going, did you. Soccer

455
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:02,159
Speaker 1: player in England has been ruled out with an injury

456
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:03,840
Speaker 1: after a pretty hefty sneeze.

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Speaker 5: Who where is this? Where did it appear?

458
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Speaker 1: The Bolton Wanderers in England? So in the English Premier League?

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Speaker 5: What publication?

460
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:13,160
Speaker 1: Who wrote?

461
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:16,560
Speaker 5: Oh CNN, this is CNN. I've heard of him.

462
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:23,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a real publication. Victor Adaboyejo, who plays for

463
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Speaker 1: the Bolton Wanderers in League One, the third tier of

464
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Speaker 1: English soccer, so not the Premier League, actually hurt his

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Speaker 1: back on Monday due to a sneeze. Victor has been

466
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Speaker 1: suffering with a nasty backgreendery and the sneeze set it

467
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Speaker 1: off yesterday. Believe it or not. Bolton manager Iron Avatt

468
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Speaker 1: said to the Bolton News we have it scanned and

469
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Speaker 1: he should have the results very soon. Everyone remembers the

470
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Speaker 1: challenge at Charlton. Of course, we all remember the challenge

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Speaker 1: at Charlton. Yeah he was okay at the time. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I wake up screaming challenge at Charlton sometimes more often

473
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Speaker 1: than I care to admit. It was.

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Speaker 2: It's the name of my failed Jimmy Changa line, the

475
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Speaker 2: charge of Charlota Chimmy Changa's and never went anywhere.

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Speaker 4: It's not over to the fount Lady sings, Kurt, Let's

477
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Speaker 4: go revived the Chimmy Chonga line.

478
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Speaker 1: Jimmy Chonga's very eighties Mexican food, right like that.

479
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Speaker 2: Very like I haven't had one in like twenty years.

480
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:25,960
Speaker 2: I feel like I don't think I've had a Chimmy Changa.

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Speaker 4: Timeless really though, I'm not even quite sure I know what.

482
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Speaker 6: Distinguishes a Jimmy Chonga.

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Speaker 4: But what a name, you know, Like, not many things

484
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Speaker 4: get to go through life with such a distinguishing moniker

485
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Speaker 4: as the Chimmy Chonga.

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Speaker 2: What if I when I go to Mexico City with

487
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Speaker 2: my wife, I find the best Jimmy Changa. I just

488
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Speaker 2: keep asking every Mexican, like local Mexican city resident, where's

489
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Speaker 2: your best Jimmy chok there's like a place that makes

490
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Speaker 2: a great jimmy changa.

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Speaker 6: Do you think that.

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Speaker 4: Because I don't know anything about this, Like, is chimmy

493
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Speaker 4: chungo authentic or is that like a white people spin

494
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Speaker 4: on Mexicano.

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Speaker 1: Well, Chi Chi's the White People restaurant of the eighties

496
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Speaker 1: and nineties had a humonga chimmy chonga, so that leans

497
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Speaker 1: towards white guys in boardroom just throwing letters at a whiteboard.

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Speaker 1: The humongo chimmy chongo is nice, though. I gotta.

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Speaker 4: Sounds incredible. That sounds like a wedding dance or something.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, I love it.

501
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Speaker 2: Educational podcast here it is educational podcast. The origin of

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Speaker 2: this is from the Wikipedia page. The origin of the

503
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Speaker 2: chimmy chogi is uncertain. According to Mexican linguist and philologist

504
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Speaker 2: friend Cisco Jay Santa Maria's Dictionario de Mexicanese, most chimmi

505
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Speaker 2: Changa's is a regionalism from the state of Tabasco. Okay, yeah,

506
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Speaker 2: all right, there it is. That's it from Tabasco. So

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Speaker 2: I don't know where.

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Speaker 1: So we're saying authentico. That's what I'm saying, authentic. Everybody

509
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:13,120
Speaker 1: remembers the challenge at Charlton. He was okay at the time,

510
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:17,240
Speaker 1: but then he had a pretty hefty sneeze. Victor is

511
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Speaker 1: a powerful boy and even his sneezes are powerful. His

512
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Speaker 1: manager said, what a cheerleader.

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Speaker 4: That's a big, condescending powerful boy.

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Speaker 6: My big powerful boy did a big sneeze.

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Speaker 2: He's a big, dumb, powerful boy who's got a big

516
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Speaker 2: old sneezer.

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Speaker 1: That's right. As a result, he the striker missed Tuesday's

518
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Speaker 1: game against Barrow and it remains to be seen when

519
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Speaker 1: he will make his return. Return. Quote, he felt a

520
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:52,719
Speaker 1: bit of a crack between his ribs and we're hopeful

521
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 1: it's just cartilage or muscular tissue. That's what you always hope.

522
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:59,800
Speaker 1: You always just want to be cartilage. But until we've

523
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Speaker 1: had a good look at the skin, we won't fully know.

524
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Speaker 1: And let's see, I have to start looking long at

525
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:11,199
Speaker 1: myself when players start getting injured sneezing, he said, that

526
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Speaker 1: is just the way things seem to be going at

527
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Speaker 1: the moment, but we have to deal with it. The

528
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:17,359
Speaker 1: freak injury came at a bad time for Bolton, which

529
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Speaker 1: is already missing a number of other players and struggling

530
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Speaker 1: in the division. At Aboyejo becomes the latest name on

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Speaker 1: a list of sports most bizarre injuries. Here we go, Oh,

532
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:29,760
Speaker 1: here we go.

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Speaker 5: Yes, this is why this article is important.

534
00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:33,359
Speaker 1: That's why we went with it.

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Speaker 4: Season takes out a lot of players.

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00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:41,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. Claireton should be sponsoring the Bolton Wanderers.

537
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:48,200
Speaker 1: Glasgow Rangers defender Kirk Broadfoot, great name for a soccer player,

538
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 1: required hospital treatment after an egg he had poached the

539
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:57,440
Speaker 1: microwave exploded in his face. Wow, it scalded him, which

540
00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 1: is not funny, but that is hilarious. I'm so so

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Speaker 1: sorry about that. Kirk, didn't laugh at your misfortune.

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Speaker 5: He tried to cook an egg.

543
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:09,520
Speaker 2: He tried to cook an egg, A sealed egg, Yeah right,

544
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 2: an uncracked egg, that's what he tried to do.

545
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, exploded.

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Speaker 4: I might purport just a theory here that there is

547
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Speaker 4: an opposing team to the Bolton Challengers that has put

548
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Speaker 4: a significant hex curse on these players to have just

549
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 4: a bevy of unbelievable, inconceivable injuries. And if I were

550
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Speaker 4: the other healthy players on that team, I would really

551
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,680
Speaker 4: be tiptoeing my ass around an.

552
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Speaker 6: Exploding egg in the microwave.

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Speaker 4: That's not even that's like a ied you wouldn't even

554
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Speaker 4: be worried about.

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Speaker 1: Nope. In nineteen ninety five, Croatian striker Milan Ray Pitch

556
00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 1: or Repake maybe missed the start of the preseason, having

557
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 1: accidentally poked himself in the eye with his own boarding

558
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:10,240
Speaker 1: pass while waiting for a flight. No way, No, that

559
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:13,120
Speaker 1: feels like a voodoo doll moment. I agree with Blair.

560
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:17,600
Speaker 1: And more recently, Tunisian Rami KaiB was sidelined for five

561
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Speaker 1: weeks in twenty twenty one after he broke his jaw

562
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Speaker 1: eating a carrot.

563
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Speaker 5: What's happening with his jaw?

564
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Speaker 1: Were soccer players not working out anything but their butts

565
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Speaker 1: and hammies and calves? Give me a break, breaking out.

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Speaker 6: So feeble, so delicate.

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Speaker 4: You know, some people do have those sneezes, Like my

568
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:47,959
Speaker 4: mother is one where when she sneezes, I truly worry

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Speaker 4: that she is going to rocket launch to the mood,

570
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:54,440
Speaker 4: you know, like it has some sort of horsepower that

571
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Speaker 4: I don't even know where it comes from.

572
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Speaker 1: And some old guys have that hank sneeze that I

573
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Speaker 1: just don't understand where they use like a handkerchief, and

574
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Speaker 1: when they sneeze they actually like go like and you're like,

575
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 1: I've sneezed probably ten thousand times in my life, and

576
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:12,080
Speaker 1: not once did I honk on the way out and

577
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:12,560
Speaker 1: I tried.

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00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:17,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, have you guys ever noticed that you take on

579
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,880
Speaker 4: the sneezes of your parents at all?

580
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:25,040
Speaker 1: No, I am not some more time with my parents.

581
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Speaker 4: I'm about a little bit fearful that I have taken

582
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Speaker 4: on my mother's rocket launch.

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00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, I wish season.

584
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Speaker 4: Too hard over here. I could be the next one

585
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:38,280
Speaker 4: to blow my back out.

586
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,160
Speaker 1: Have you two? I've heard this is a thing with

587
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:43,080
Speaker 1: com especially when you're doing a show, like you're on

588
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:46,200
Speaker 1: the road. Have you ever felt so sick then they

589
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:49,000
Speaker 1: say welcome to the stage, stage, Blair Sockey, and then

590
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:51,040
Speaker 1: suddenly you feel fine for an hour, and then as

591
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:53,200
Speaker 1: soon as you step off stage you feel terrible again. Yep.

592
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 1: Have you ever had that adrenaline cure? Yep?

593
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Speaker 6: I felt that more in sports.

594
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:02,520
Speaker 4: I would have that happen in sports, where it would

595
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,680
Speaker 4: be on my deathbed and then you just snap out

596
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:07,200
Speaker 4: and then you're like worse once it over. Once it's over,

597
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 4: and your body like gets out of the adrenaline. But

598
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:12,840
Speaker 4: when I'm going on stage, if I've been really sick.

599
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:16,720
Speaker 4: It's hard because, like it, my voice is already almost

600
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:17,840
Speaker 4: gone at all times.

601
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:23,800
Speaker 1: That's true. That's true. But you played college volleyball at UCLA.

602
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:26,320
Speaker 6: Right ooh, thank you, Scotty. Incredible memory.

603
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:30,040
Speaker 1: But that's very impressive. So I could imagine those were

604
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Speaker 1: some high stakes matches. And did you ever feel like

605
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 1: you played better when you were sick, like you were

606
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 1: somehow more focused.

607
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:40,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would say that sometimes because you lock in

608
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 4: so hard because you're just like do or die.

609
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, I've felt that before. That's crazy.

610
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:48,720
Speaker 1: And how many volleyballs have you ever taken directly to

611
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:49,280
Speaker 1: your face?

612
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 6: So many?

613
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:57,400
Speaker 4: One time I got a concussion work the most humiliating

614
00:32:57,480 --> 00:33:01,520
Speaker 4: one though, Like that I can never forget for the

615
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:03,640
Speaker 4: rest of my life, because like, when you get hit

616
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:05,640
Speaker 4: in the face, there's also this thing where you're not

617
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:09,000
Speaker 4: supposed to touch your face after to act like because

618
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:13,080
Speaker 4: so it's like that guy doesn't face you or whatever. Right,

619
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Speaker 4: And when my freshman year, we were playing Arizona and

620
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 4: it was senior night and the whole University of Arizona

621
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 4: and the whole stadium was full, and this one woman

622
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Speaker 4: who ended up being in the Olympian Kim Glass. She

623
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Speaker 4: was also on America's Next Top Model of Fun. Oh

624
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:32,640
Speaker 4: and I'm at the like five foot line and she

625
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:35,960
Speaker 4: just drills a ball off my face like this sixth

626
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:40,720
Speaker 4: stree girl, and the entire the over the whole loud speaker,

627
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:44,280
Speaker 4: they go, Kim Glass with her one thousand kill. And

628
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:47,520
Speaker 4: she was a senior, and the entire stadium stood up

629
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Speaker 4: in their seats and I was just sitting there like

630
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 4: seeing stars like fucking Tom and Jerry. And I was like,

631
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Speaker 4: I like, if I think about it, it's like I

632
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 4: can go back to that moment. How humiliating and also painful.

633
00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 2: Well, oh my god, that's crazy.

634
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:08,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like Kimen Glass, I'm like, so however long that

635
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:11,160
Speaker 4: moment could possibly be stretched out to me?

636
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 6: It just went on and on and on.

637
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:17,560
Speaker 1: Let's hear it again.

638
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, And they referred to their one thousand kill like

639
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 2: by meaning hitting people in the face with the ball.

640
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:29,520
Speaker 4: I think her one thousand career kill. And she was

641
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:32,600
Speaker 4: like such a star like Olympian, so like the whole

642
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:33,239
Speaker 4: school was.

643
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Speaker 6: Like rallied around her.

644
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:37,440
Speaker 4: And then she got her one thousand kill on her

645
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 4: senior night off my face.

646
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:45,879
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, for Kim with her perfect body. She's got

647
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:52,239
Speaker 7: a model's face, an incredible physique, an olympian. She was

648
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:55,759
Speaker 7: reading an eighth grade level in fifth grade. She has

649
00:34:55,800 --> 00:35:02,640
Speaker 7: no food allergies. Oh my god, Well where is she now?

650
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:07,040
Speaker 1: She's probably not a guest on a podcast, probably slinging

651
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,880
Speaker 1: fried clams at a seaside place somewhat.

652
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:12,880
Speaker 6: I'm sure she's very rich in like a seaside mansion.

653
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,399
Speaker 6: But she's not with the man. The boys said.

654
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:21,040
Speaker 1: I would turn and walk away if I ever see her.

655
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Speaker 1: She's gonna get a come up and see she'll brew

656
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 1: the day I crossed her, that I'm six three, I'll

657
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:30,319
Speaker 1: look her dead in the eye. So you killed it

658
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:31,360
Speaker 1: one more time? You see what?

659
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Speaker 4: No, I do feel that the brain damage I suffered

660
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Speaker 4: that day has, you know, propelled my career for.

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Speaker 2: What a visionary all right, I'll tease this into some timeouts,

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Speaker 2: some thumbs up rather thumbs ups, meat Pasto, the penguin,

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Speaker 2: an absolute unit, the massive King penguin, and chick.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I want to learn about this big bird.

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Speaker 1: First up the thumbs up. One of the great names

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Speaker 1: we've ever been sent. Sent this in Laslow. Barna wants

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Speaker 1: to thumb his wife Marissa way up. She's been moonlighting

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Speaker 1: as a photographer for years and has gotten phenomenal at it.

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Speaker 1: She is booked up for the year with photography work

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Speaker 1: and because of Marissa's hard work, they will be able

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Speaker 1: to take their daughters for the first time to Disneyland.

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Speaker 5: Thumbs up. That's awesome.

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Speaker 1: That is a fun one. H Thomas wants to thumb

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Speaker 1: his lovely fiance Maddie all the way up aka mad Dog,

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Speaker 1: for quitting her job and moving to Portland, Oregon with Tomas.

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Speaker 1: She is the very best and Tomas is excited to

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Speaker 1: take this next step before their wedding July twenty twenty five.

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Speaker 1: Congratulations you love birds. Thumbs ups. I got two more.

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Speaker 1: David wants to thumb Kiriana up. Kurian is an amazing watercolorist.

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Speaker 1: I think it's watercolorists maybe watercolor artist and she has

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Speaker 1: a show in Chico, California this fall. Her instagram is

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Speaker 1: at Kirana dot art. That's kyr I a n NA

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Speaker 1: dot art. And if you're a bored bananamal in northern

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Speaker 1: California and you want to support the arts and another bananimal,

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Speaker 1: go see Kuriana show this fall in Chico. Oh that

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Speaker 1: sounds nice.

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Speaker 5: Oh hell yeah.

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Speaker 1: And last, but not least, Justin King wants to thumb

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Speaker 1: himself up, and that's fine with us. We don't mind

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00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:35,800
Speaker 1: that he found out about Bananas just in January twenty

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Speaker 1: twenty four and is already caught up Kurt, in eight months.

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Speaker 1: He's listened to every episode. He knows you and I

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Speaker 1: better than we know ourselves. He says he is not

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Speaker 1: a parasocial lunatic, but he does have one hundred and

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Speaker 1: fifteen mile commute every day.

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00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:54,479
Speaker 5: Wow, that's all.

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00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:57,680
Speaker 1: And bananas is what helps him get through it. So

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Speaker 1: thumbs up, Justin, thumbs up, way to go, Justin, I know,

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00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:10,080
Speaker 1: putting in that windshield. Time my god. Oh and if

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Speaker 1: you want to send your thumbs up, you can always

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Speaker 1: send it to us at the Banans Podcast and Instagram

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00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:17,360
Speaker 1: or Theebanans Podcast at gmail dot com. We also have

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Speaker 1: a website, Bananas podcast dot com.

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Speaker 2: We are here with of course, the wonderful and fantastic

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Speaker 2: Blair Sake, Who's new special you can go watch right

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Speaker 2: now wherever you get specials YouTube. Dog, I know it's

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Speaker 2: on YouTube that I was watching it on YouTube.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, Thanks Kurt. That's so kind of you.

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Speaker 5: I love it.

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Speaker 2: I think it's there's so many It's like your jokes

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00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:45,080
Speaker 2: are so surprising and so original that they get me

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Speaker 2: every single time.

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Speaker 6: That is such a huge compliment. Thank you.

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Speaker 5: Wow, You're welcome. I love them. You want to hear

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Speaker 5: about this absolute unit.

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Speaker 6: I want to hear about the unit. I want to

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Speaker 6: hear about the unit.

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Speaker 5: This was sent in.

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Speaker 2: By the fantastic and wonderful Angelica. Thank you Angelica, Thank

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Speaker 2: you Angelica. This was in Mashable dot Com.

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Speaker 1: Didn't know it still existed. Glad it still does.

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Speaker 4: Right.

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Speaker 2: Written written by Tim Marson or Marchin.

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Speaker 5: Best, not bez.

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Speaker 1: Best in the beeswax that man.

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Speaker 5: This is Pesto the Penguin. He is an absolute unit.

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00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:33,200
Speaker 2: The yow ming of penguins has been born and is

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Speaker 2: thriving in an Australian aquarium topical.

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Speaker 5: You've got to see Pesto.

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Speaker 2: The Penguin, a baby king penguin at Sea Life, Melbourne Aquarium.

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Speaker 2: You are not prepared for the height and girth of

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Speaker 2: this absolute unit. Feast your eyes on Pesto twenty five

733
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Speaker 2: fishes per day. I will just sum up this article

734
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Speaker 2: because the whole article is just this bird is very large, Okay.

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Speaker 1: I would like to see this bird though. That being said, love,

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Speaker 1: if I'm in Australia, I'm gonna go see Pesto.

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Speaker 5: I mean, you gotta see Pesto. Pesto is.

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Speaker 2: Both of his parents are twenty five pounds. Pesto is

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Speaker 2: six months nine months old. He weighs fifty pounds.

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Speaker 5: That's he is.

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Speaker 2: So you know how a baby penguin chick is just

742
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Speaker 2: all furry, a puff ball of brown fur. They're King penguin,

743
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Speaker 2: King Emperor Penguins ratherk so you know, they're the classic

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Speaker 2: like March of the Penguins. Penguins they normally get to like,

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Speaker 2: I don't know, like two and a half feet tall

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Speaker 2: or something. Don't quote me on that. He's already weigh

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Speaker 2: like a foot taller than his parents and double their size,

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Speaker 2: Like the two of them weigh the amount that he weighs.

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Speaker 5: And and it's not like anything weird. It's not. It's

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Speaker 5: not like my immediate thing was like, oh.

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Speaker 2: I would love to do this story, but we're gonna

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Speaker 2: find out that it's some fucked up zoo thing.

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Speaker 5: The reason that he's fifty pounds, and it's not. It's

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Speaker 5: not a fucked up zoothe, which is great.

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Speaker 2: It's just genetics and the fact that he has he

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Speaker 2: can like eat as much as he wants.

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Speaker 5: Uh, he's just a hungry boy.

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Speaker 4: Uh.

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Speaker 2: And so yeah, he is the largest they might be

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Speaker 2: the largest penguin on record ever. But he's just completely furry.

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Speaker 2: You go to our Instagram right now. This is a

762
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Speaker 2: reason you should go follow us on Instagram right now.

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Speaker 2: True because this photo, the photo of this bird is

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Speaker 2: gonna be there today the day that this drops, maybe

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Speaker 2: not at midnight when it comes out to it by noon.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, we got stuff to do. But yeah, oh

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Speaker 1: he is big. I'm looking at him him.

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Speaker 6: Wait, I'm looking for the.

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Speaker 2: Penguin pest Pesto the absolute unit, and the absolute unit

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Speaker 2: is what everyone online keeps calling him, which makes me

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Speaker 2: cry laugh.

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Speaker 5: I love that.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely God, he is huge, is comically big.

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Speaker 5: He's comically big.

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Speaker 4: And I liked how this was like, it's not us though.

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Speaker 4: He the Tony Robbins Gigantle disease.

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Speaker 8: You know, yeah, he does Pesto, the Tony Robbins of

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Speaker 8: Pegwitz absolute Unit.

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Speaker 1: When that Tony Robbins doc came out, I'm not your whatever.

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Speaker 1: If I was home workaholics at the time, and it

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Speaker 1: like everybody watched it in the writer's room and we

782
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:33,080
Speaker 1: were talking. Everybody watched it and I hadn't seen it

783
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Speaker 1: like the night it came out, so that it was like, Scotty,

784
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:38,640
Speaker 1: did you see it? And it's crazy, Liken't He's just

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Speaker 1: giving the harshest advice to people. And everybody had like

786
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Speaker 1: really strong feelings about Tony Robbins. And so I watched

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Speaker 1: it the next night and two of my ex girlfriends

788
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Speaker 1: are in that documentary crying in cheering no and not together.

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Speaker 1: No what two of them?

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Speaker 5: Yes and so insane dude.

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Speaker 1: So I came in day three and said, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: watched it last night. And then the people that knew

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Speaker 1: those people were like, did you see so and so?

794
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:13,319
Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, did you see so and so?

795
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Speaker 1: And they're like, yeah, I guess they needed a little,

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Speaker 1: you know, a reason to live. I guess after we

797
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Speaker 1: broke up they.

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Speaker 6: Were crying about losing the love of their life. Baby.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, right, That's what I kept saying. But then I

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Speaker 1: went and cried in the bathroom for a while. Everybody cried.

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Speaker 1: He's a very convincing speaker.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and the way he like screams and people.

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Speaker 1: He's the worst.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Like when he cusses, he sounds like a military general.

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00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:46,440
Speaker 1: Like you're like, all right, you know, if you were

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00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:48,600
Speaker 1: lying to me, I'd be like, that's bullshit. But he'll

807
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:52,080
Speaker 1: be like that is bullshit, and you're like, it's like

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00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:54,719
Speaker 1: when the Rock cusses and you're like, have you have

809
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:57,959
Speaker 1: you ever cussed somebody in a real way? But Tony

810
00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:01,319
Speaker 1: Robbins is somehow worse at it, Like he's, Oh.

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Speaker 4: My god, Scottie, I can't believe you have two exes and.

812
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 5: Not too matter they.

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00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:09,560
Speaker 1: Worth the same one like in Florida?

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Speaker 5: So crazy? Are like these are long ago? Or would

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Speaker 5: I know them?

816
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:18,959
Speaker 1: Do you know them both? Oh my god? Probably nine years?

817
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:22,160
Speaker 1: Well the doc probably came out seven years six. Yeah,

818
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:26,799
Speaker 1: you do. Crazy. It's the two you're thinking, okay, and

819
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Speaker 1: may you know, may the wind be always their back?

820
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Speaker 4: And look, I won't sit here before the Banana Boys

821
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Speaker 4: and act like I haven't gotten myself involved in some

822
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 4: pretty weird shit, but you know, I'll leave it off camera.

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Speaker 4: I'm not leaving a goddamn paper trail, all right. I

824
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Speaker 4: don't want my dad to see me at a Tony

825
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:54,560
Speaker 4: Robbins event. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: You know, we're the entire writer's room full of comedy

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Speaker 1: writers just being like why are they there? And you

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Speaker 1: talk about that for two hours and I'm like, I'm

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00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:05,399
Speaker 1: not saying shit, I'm not saying ship.

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Speaker 5: Wow, that's it.

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Speaker 1: Was a teachable moment for all of us. We all

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Speaker 1: learned a lot that we did.

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Speaker 6: Which is one of the best things I've ever heard.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so I would say, Blair, I'll give you a

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00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:21,200
Speaker 1: dealer's choice here. We can either do a speeding ticket

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Speaker 1: story or a doorstop story.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, that's a real Sophie's choice. I guess I'm

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Speaker 4: gonna have to go speeding ticket.

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Speaker 1: Great, it's a great one.

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Speaker 5: Let's start the next podcast with a doorstop story.

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Speaker 1: You would be shocked at how good it is. Our bff,

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Speaker 1: Edmund Hawkins sent this into me. CHURDI, b we love

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Speaker 1: Edmund Hawkins. What's up?

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Speaker 6: Ed?

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Speaker 1: This was in WKRC, written by that swing. In WKRC,

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Speaker 1: staff man receives one point four million dollars speeding ticket

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Speaker 1: for going ninety and a fifty five.

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Speaker 6: How was that possible?

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Speaker 1: Great question, Savannah Georgia. Yeah, that's funny.

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Speaker 6: Okay, are you okay, Kurt?

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00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, your camera.

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00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:17,359
Speaker 5: Yeah, like my surfboard just almost took my head off.

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Speaker 1: That was crazy.

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00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:20,720
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that would have been like a story

855
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Speaker 4: on this podcast.

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00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:26,360
Speaker 2: It was because I raised my desk and it upsets

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Speaker 2: some stuff and I guess it came out all right, yeah,

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Speaker 2: go ahead, I okay.

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Speaker 1: No, I think it was thrilling. And we were talking

860
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:36,520
Speaker 1: about wiping out all the time. You wiped out podcasting.

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Speaker 1: That's not easy to do. A man, of course, was

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Speaker 1: given a one point four million dollar speeding ticket after

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Speaker 1: being caught going ninety miles an hour in a fifty

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Speaker 1: five miles an hour zone.

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Speaker 5: Wow.

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Speaker 1: According to the Autawire, local authorities said the speeding ticket

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Speaker 1: was merely a placeholder, but Connor Cato said he was

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Speaker 1: left stunned after receiving the seven figure ticket. One frame it,

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Speaker 1: frame it. This is incredible. I'm so jealous. Or send

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Speaker 1: it to me and I'll frame it and keep it forever,

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Speaker 1: Connor Cato. I knew I was going to be fine

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Speaker 1: for speeding, but one point four million was beyond comprehension.

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Speaker 1: Cato called the Savannah Court to check if the one

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Speaker 1: point four million dollar ticket was a mistake, but were

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Speaker 1: told that it wasn't and he would either have to

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Speaker 1: pay it or appear in court. On December twenty, first

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Speaker 1: of Representative for the City of Savannah explained the jaw

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Speaker 1: dropping ticket was a figure auto generated by an e

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Speaker 1: citation software and it was considered a placeholder, which is.

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Speaker 5: What that seems so crazy, the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

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Speaker 2: If you're going to have something auto generated ticket, just

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Speaker 2: to have it generated correctly.

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Speaker 1: Right or go? Also, if I am so against Maryland

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Speaker 1: has these, I don't think California has these yet, but

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00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:58,080
Speaker 1: they have those speeding boxes, like they have cameras that

886
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:01,200
Speaker 1: it just when you go buy and you're it snaps

887
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:03,760
Speaker 1: a photo of your license plate and mails your ticket.

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Speaker 1: There is no interaction whatsoever.

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Speaker 4: They had that in my hometown, Like it makes the

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Speaker 4: It makes the city so much money.

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Speaker 2: Did you ever see Scotty, You've seen the photograph of me.

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Speaker 2: I think I was making a left hand I made

893
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Speaker 2: a left hand turn.

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Speaker 5: Through a red light, and they snapped a photo of me.

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Speaker 8: And I have just the biggest smile on my face

896
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Speaker 8: and I had no idea that they're snapping a photo

897
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Speaker 8: of me. But this is just like how I'm driving

898
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:36,000
Speaker 8: around Los Angeles, like the dumbest golden retreatver dog behind

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Speaker 8: the wheel.

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Speaker 5: Brick in the loll.

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Speaker 6: That's so funny.

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Speaker 4: That's exactly how I would imagine you a tar That's hysterical, man.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, this was a placeholder e citation ticket. The

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Speaker 1: City of Savannah also said the ultimate penalty, which is

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Speaker 1: so stupid, was determined by a judge later and the

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Speaker 1: actual find would not exceed one thousand dollars. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: would hope not. I mean, I guess.

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Speaker 5: He'd one thousand dollars for going.

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Speaker 1: Ninety and fifty five's almost double. But it's like, isn't

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Speaker 1: that I don't know, two fifty two hundred bucks?

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Speaker 5: I don't know, Yeah, that seems insane.

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Speaker 4: He was probably late for his like one thousand pounds

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Speaker 4: cocaine drop in the back of his car.

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Speaker 1: Oh the best, Yeah, that would be the best. He

915
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Speaker 1: had one point four million dollars a cocaine in his drum.

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Speaker 6: That's what I thought the direction was.

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Speaker 4: I was like, how could you get a ticket for

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Speaker 4: one point four million buckaroos.

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Speaker 2: I also like that he's the one drug dealer who

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Speaker 2: uses the imperial system that he's gone by a thousand.

921
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Speaker 2: I got a thousand pounds. They're like, how many kilos

922
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Speaker 2: is that. It's just like, that's a thousand pounds. Man,

923
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Speaker 2: I'm not doing the math.

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Speaker 5: I don't know how many kilos it is.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't understand kilos.

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Speaker 1: I'm not a math major, dude. I'm just running drugs

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Speaker 1: at ninety miles an hour on I guess a two

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Speaker 1: lane highway. That seems pretty reasonable.

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Speaker 4: That's what I say to my dad when he asked

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Speaker 4: me about my taxes. Yeah, I'm an artist. I got

931
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Speaker 4: one thousand pounds back here. Leave me alone, Papa.

932
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Speaker 1: I know, I know. I just did mine last week,

933
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Speaker 1: I said I. And it is such a nightmare, I

934
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Speaker 1: said to the poor My accountant is a very funny guy.

935
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Speaker 1: We've talked about him a couple of times on the pod.

936
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Speaker 1: But he uh, he like it's crunch time and he's

937
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:38,280
Speaker 1: working like till midnight this time of year because everybody

938
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Speaker 1: that extended is now paying them, like all of us.

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Speaker 1: And his poor receptionist or assistant called me and she's like, hey,

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Speaker 1: you didn't sign one of the forms. And I kindly

941
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Speaker 1: was like, I'm so sorry. I'm home. I can scan

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Speaker 1: it right now, I can send it your way. And

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Speaker 1: as I'm doing it, I just say to her, I'm

944
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Speaker 1: off handedly, I'm like, isn't this the biggest bullshit ever?

945
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:03,920
Speaker 1: She's like, what do you mean? I'm like, how isn't

946
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:07,000
Speaker 1: AI doing this? Like? How am I? Why am I

947
00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:09,920
Speaker 1: doing this? Why doesn't it just look at everything and

948
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:12,719
Speaker 1: go you owe this much and then you scan your

949
00:51:12,719 --> 00:51:15,120
Speaker 1: thumbs and then it's paid or whatever. No, what's crazy?

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00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:16,520
Speaker 1: You have to do? Like math?

951
00:51:16,719 --> 00:51:21,160
Speaker 5: The question is is why isn't it just everybody across

952
00:51:21,239 --> 00:51:25,319
Speaker 5: the board just pays ten percent, and everybody pays ten

953
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:29,680
Speaker 5: percent across the recording corporations, everybody just pays ten percent,

954
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Speaker 5: and then you just get rid of all this shit.

955
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:32,920
Speaker 5: It's so crazy.

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00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:35,080
Speaker 2: If people did that, we would be we'd have more

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00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:37,480
Speaker 2: money for everything and everyone would be paying less.

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00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 5: I have no idea if any of that's true.

959
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:42,200
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you should call the government because I

960
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:44,840
Speaker 4: feel like would change alf.

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00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:49,080
Speaker 2: And would if Amazon paid ten percent. Boom, it's taken

962
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:50,920
Speaker 2: care of the Country's fine.

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00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:52,200
Speaker 1: No potholes.

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00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:56,880
Speaker 5: Ever, again, We're fine, that's it pays zero.

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Speaker 1: Well, the guy that brought that up, he ran for president,

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Speaker 1: and it's Steve Forbes. He was like the air to

967
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:05,160
Speaker 1: the Forbes Fortune and all that stuff, and he was

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00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:07,680
Speaker 1: like flat tax. His whole thing was flat tax. Everybody

969
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:10,919
Speaker 1: should pay the same amount. But that guy looked like

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00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:14,040
Speaker 1: a sneaky creep in a nineteen sixties movie. He had

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00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:16,759
Speaker 1: like a little side smirk and he had like the

972
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:20,080
Speaker 1: wrong kind of glasses and wavy rich person like we've

973
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:22,680
Speaker 1: all been sleeping with each other for ten generations hair,

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00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:26,400
Speaker 1: and he would be like flat tax, and everybody's like, no,

975
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:30,560
Speaker 1: you creep. I'd rather add my receipts up for four

976
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:35,120
Speaker 1: days and still get it wrong. And I miss him.

977
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:39,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, Blair, where can people check out your.

978
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:44,880
Speaker 4: Special Oh my god, guys, it's eight hundred pound Gorillas YouTube,

979
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:47,359
Speaker 4: but you can just google it. It's in the in

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00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:50,640
Speaker 4: the bio of all my social media pages, which are

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Speaker 4: at blairsak BLA I R s Occi. I'd love it

982
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:58,160
Speaker 4: if you watch it. If not, that's cool too.

983
00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:02,080
Speaker 1: It's fantastic though. You gotta watch it. It's a great watch.

984
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:04,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's so clun You guys are so nice.

985
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:08,560
Speaker 1: Wow, Dark Bangers, it's so good.

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00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:11,160
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I forgot to tell you this because

987
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:14,280
Speaker 4: it's preshy into this podcast. But you know the opening

988
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:18,240
Speaker 4: bit is about a tussle I had with the Mark Sargeant.

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00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:18,600
Speaker 2: Ye.

990
00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:22,319
Speaker 4: Then he wrote me a twenty five paragraph email.

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00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:28,320
Speaker 5: What he did sent him the bit? Yeah, yeah, he wrote,

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00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:31,040
Speaker 5: oh my, And at.

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00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:32,880
Speaker 4: First, like he emailed me and it was like a

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00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:35,719
Speaker 4: really nice, like three sentence email where it was just

995
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:38,160
Speaker 4: like he's like, I thought it was so funny, like

996
00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:40,239
Speaker 4: he was being such a good sport about it. He's

997
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:42,359
Speaker 4: like you well, and then I and I was like, god,

998
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:46,120
Speaker 4: what a nice guy, considering like I obviously made fun

999
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:46,480
Speaker 4: of him.

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00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:46,920
Speaker 6: Whatever.

1001
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:49,239
Speaker 4: Then I read him back like thanks so much, thanks

1002
00:53:49,239 --> 00:53:50,640
Speaker 4: for having a great sense.

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Speaker 6: Of humor about it.

1004
00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:54,640
Speaker 4: Then he writes me back like the twenty five paragraph

1005
00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:58,680
Speaker 4: email which he basically wrote a play which he called for.

1006
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:04,440
Speaker 4: It was like he wrote for me to say on stage.

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00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:11,279
Speaker 2: Now about flat earthers or about peoplelated Oh wow, that's but.

1008
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:16,520
Speaker 4: He's a quick creative guy, created a lot of ideas.

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00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:20,239
Speaker 1: Well. The thing about flat earthers I don't get is

1010
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:23,799
Speaker 1: what's the what's the point? What's the endgame? Like is

1011
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:26,200
Speaker 1: it only to prove other people wrong? Is that the

1012
00:54:26,239 --> 00:54:29,520
Speaker 1: whole thing? Because there's no victory at the end of it,

1013
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:30,400
Speaker 1: nothing gets better.

1014
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:33,480
Speaker 4: Well, also, I think when you make your identity around

1015
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:38,040
Speaker 4: something it's really for anything in life, it gets real

1016
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:41,440
Speaker 4: tricky because I remember when we interviewed him, he was saying, like,

1017
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:44,120
Speaker 4: it's really a lifestyle, and like then he started going

1018
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:48,200
Speaker 4: into like all the like just swaths of different type

1019
00:54:48,239 --> 00:54:52,480
Speaker 4: of merch they have or like flat and I was like, oh,

1020
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:54,200
Speaker 4: this is like your business.

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00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:57,720
Speaker 1: Yea, the cool flat earther sold just flat hats.

1022
00:54:57,760 --> 00:54:59,719
Speaker 5: Just hats that just flat.

1023
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:03,920
Speaker 1: Like yeah, just flat, just cardboard with cloth on it

1024
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:10,040
Speaker 1: that you just taped to the very top of your head.

1025
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:11,320
Speaker 2: Right, Like does Kyrie Irving when he sees a basketball,

1026
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:15,160
Speaker 2: he just sees a frisbee.

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00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:16,840
Speaker 1: Well, I just think it's.

1028
00:55:16,719 --> 00:55:20,440
Speaker 4: So funny to like have some way out their idea

1029
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:24,600
Speaker 4: and then to be reverse condescending to others about it,

1030
00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:29,120
Speaker 4: like like you, it's so gaslighting that it's honestly hilarious.

1031
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:32,799
Speaker 1: It comes back around to just the warmth of a

1032
00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:34,240
Speaker 1: gas fire at some point.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. But anyways, I just wanted to tell you that

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00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:39,920
Speaker 4: about mister Mark Sargeant because it was a while.

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Speaker 1: To my God got him.

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Speaker 5: Thank you, Blair, Thank you for being here so much.

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Speaker 1: Do you want to say bananas with us?

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00:55:49,719 --> 00:55:50,080
Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I Do three two one. Bananas is an exactly right

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Speaker 1: media production.

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Speaker 5: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 1: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

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00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:21,840
Speaker 5: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 1: And Our benevolent overlords are the Great Karen Kilgarriff and

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00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:25,600
Speaker 1: Georgia Hartstart

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00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:28,520
Speaker 2: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

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Speaker 2: intern