Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready? Shit? So about that
Speaker 1: hit the fair? Welcome to on sanction Thursdays are wrestling
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Speaker 2: Welcome to unsanctioned Thursday with Me is mister Jeff Dye
Speaker 2: who was at WrestleMania. I'm Freddy Prince Junior. Let's start
Speaker 2: the show. Today's show is shorter because Thursday. If you're
Speaker 2: new to the show, Thursdays is a shorter episode. There's
Speaker 2: no real rules, so if we get sidetracked, we just
Speaker 2: kind of stay sidetracked. So hopefully we'll stay on topic.
Speaker 1: But we holden to nobody ha ha.
Speaker 2: Except the people. The people are the reason the show exists,
Speaker 2: so we're beholden to you. But since you have no
Speaker 2: means of reaching us except our Instagram, I guess we're
Speaker 2: not beholding to you either, so ha Again. Anyway, WrestleMania Happened.
Speaker 2: Night one is over. If you missed that episode, it's
Speaker 2: the Wednesday one.
Speaker 1: Go back check it out. This is night too.
Speaker 2: We're gonna get right to it. The Undisputed WWE Championship
Speaker 2: John Cena versus Cody Rhoades. I'm gonna start by saying
Speaker 2: this the right dude one, the right dude one. The
Speaker 2: way they got there to me was a little weird.
Speaker 2: I didn't they brought in Travis Scott, and I didn't
Speaker 2: understand that interference. And once he grabbed the ref and
Speaker 2: pulled him out, that's a DQ. So once the ref
Speaker 2: comes too from his concussion, he goes, oh, this fool
Speaker 2: pulled me out, that's the DQ, and the match should
Speaker 2: have been over. So that confused me a little bit,
Speaker 2: and I didn't think it was necessary because I thought
Speaker 2: the story they were telling in there was pretty friggin good,
Speaker 2: and the commentators got it and they were putting it
Speaker 2: over in the story was yo, this guy used to
Speaker 2: beat up on Cody all the time, like Cody could
Speaker 2: never whip his ass. And it's big dog little dog syndrome.
Speaker 2: Like once the little dog owned the big dog when
Speaker 2: he was a puppy. When all of a sudden, the
Speaker 2: big dog is bigger than the one that used to
Speaker 2: bully him, he can't bully back, like he still gets
Speaker 2: bullied by the little dog. That was kind of the story.
Speaker 2: Commentary was putting through a dog analogy. Yeah, and I
Speaker 2: got a lot of them, and so I thought all
Speaker 2: that was cool, and then the Travis Scott thing happened,
Speaker 2: and I was just like, I don't I didn't need
Speaker 2: any I didn't need any of that. So that was
Speaker 2: weird to me, But I still thought the match was solid.
Speaker 2: Besides all that, the Tug Awards, why do you say
Speaker 2: that it's the right guy won? Why do you say that?
Speaker 2: Story wise? I think if Cody won, first of all,
Speaker 2: there's no farewell tour for John Cena after that because
Speaker 2: it would just be a failure of a tour and
Speaker 2: he wouldn't have made good on his promise. But I
Speaker 2: think there wouldn't have been a story for Cody going forward.
Speaker 2: They hadn't prepped anybody, they hadn't gotten anything ready. This
Speaker 2: gives Cody another hill to climb because they're going to
Speaker 2: wrestle again at SummerSlam, and Cody's going to win the
Speaker 2: title back and get it back because he's he's the
Speaker 2: new John Cena, so he's getting it back. John Cena
Speaker 2: would lose to Randy Orton, but they had to give John,
Speaker 2: I think, the nod over Rick Flair and give him
Speaker 2: that seventeenth one. I think John deserved that. I think
Speaker 2: John just was the champion of the company when it
Speaker 2: was a thankless job to have when it was the
Speaker 2: PG era, and his matches would have to be on
Speaker 2: before the last hour because kids would go to bed,
Speaker 2: and not everybody wanted that job, and John took it
Speaker 2: and ran with it and became Captain America. And I
Speaker 2: think because of all those things that he'd done for
Speaker 2: the company, and story wise, I think it's the right
Speaker 2: thing for Cody's character. That's why I thought it was
Speaker 2: the right thing. I didn't want him to win. I
Speaker 2: wanted the good guy to win because I like Cody,
Speaker 2: but I think story wise the right guy won. But
Speaker 2: again I didn't get the end thing, and the togal
Speaker 2: war they did with the belt looked really weird to me.
Speaker 2: Well deep breath, oh, deep breath oh.
Speaker 1: I think that this is the biggest WrestleMania fail in
Speaker 1: the history of WrestleMania in my opinion, Why No Rock?
Speaker 1: Why I would have liked the Why No Rock? What
Speaker 1: are we doing? Why did he even put himself in
Speaker 1: the story weeks ago or months ago? If he's not,
Speaker 1: if we don't get this big payoffs, he's not, he
Speaker 1: like he could no appearance, don't care. And also you're
Speaker 1: in the story. So now you're it makes no sense
Speaker 1: that you're not in the story. I don't care that
Speaker 1: Travis Scott's there. I don't know if you like We
Speaker 1: like his clothes and you like his Oh he's so
Speaker 1: hip and cool. Travis Scott. He actually punched Cody Rhoades.
Speaker 1: Did you see that he really hit him that one time?
Speaker 1: I don't care. I want the Rock, that's the goat,
Speaker 1: that's the final boss. The Travis Scott is just like
Speaker 1: seeing me at WrestleMania or Fluffy Guy or Michael Chay
Speaker 1: or George Kittle. He's he shouldn't even be in there
Speaker 1: for in my opinion, So no Rock, I think, is
Speaker 1: the biggest failure of this story that I've that I've
Speaker 1: ever seen. Also, I didn't like if John John Cena's
Speaker 1: whole shtick is kind of like you, wrestling fans don't
Speaker 1: deserve me. You've never deserved me or appreciate the way
Speaker 1: he should. So I'm not going to give you a
Speaker 1: new entrance song. I'm not going to give you a
Speaker 1: new costume and gimmick. And his whole thing is he
Speaker 1: doesn't even sell anything. Even his facial expressions are just
Speaker 1: a no sell, right, if that's the if that's what
Speaker 1: we're running with, then why does he walk to the
Speaker 1: ring for eight minutes with like why even have an entrance?
Speaker 1: Treat him like a job or just he'll make him
Speaker 1: wait in the ring. But when when the you know,
Speaker 1: when the match starts, he's already in there, and then
Speaker 1: then he could go, hey, you know, but we could
Speaker 1: save some time, maybe get somebody in that locker room.
Speaker 1: They're not using a match because I don't know why,
Speaker 1: I've got to watch him walk to the ninety million
Speaker 1: mile ramp. If there's no new music, there's just a
Speaker 1: black screen. So that was where the match itself. Some
Speaker 1: great spots, and I liked it and I was fine
Speaker 1: with it, but very very very underwhelming for a main
Speaker 1: event of a night two WrestleMania and no Rock, I
Speaker 1: think makes it the biggest stinker I've ever seen in
Speaker 1: a story.
Speaker 2: Jumping back to yesterday, we loved well. I loved Dominic
Speaker 2: Mysterio before all of you, before all of you, before me.
Speaker 1: I tried.
Speaker 2: I tried to tell y'all that he was a good dude,
Speaker 2: that he was the good guy in all this, that
Speaker 2: those evil women were playing games and tricks on him,
Speaker 2: and now.
Speaker 1: Everybody knows Jeff.
Speaker 2: Now everybody sees it, and everybody in Las Vegas, all
Speaker 2: sixty thousand of them, if those were the real numbers.
Speaker 2: Jeff said that yesterday, I wanted to say it today.
Speaker 2: Now they all saw it, and they started cheering for
Speaker 2: Dominic Mysterio. They love him. Finn Balor's gonna have beef.
Speaker 2: You gotta just deal with the beef. You gotta deal
Speaker 2: with the Finn. You gotta just deal with it because
Speaker 2: now he's super super over and instead of booing when
Speaker 2: he talks, they're going to start cheering. And I don't
Speaker 2: know if he's gonna know what to fucking do. It's
Speaker 2: gonna be telling insane.
Speaker 1: I've never been bad about my history. I've never rewrote history,
Speaker 1: and I've always been a real good keeper of history.
Speaker 1: And I was the biggest Dominick Mysterio hater ever. I
Speaker 1: was like, this guy's terrible body, terrible look. He doesn't
Speaker 1: even look like he could grow facial hair. He looks
Speaker 1: like he's never been in a gym. I hated what
Speaker 1: he was wearing. The whole thing was terrible to me.
Speaker 1: And he's a star and the even his action figure
Speaker 1: looks cool because there's just so many things about him
Speaker 1: that are great. Alex, I'd like you to put a
Speaker 1: side by side of that first Dominique we got when
Speaker 1: he turned on his dad to now that is talking
Speaker 1: about movie to your voice. And he also found his
Speaker 1: voice quick, which was amazing. So anyways, I am a
Speaker 1: Bandwagon Dominic fan, but I am I am a true fan.
Speaker 2: Hey, it's no bandwagon. The train's still at the station.
Speaker 2: Anybody who wants to I haven't taken left the station yet.
Speaker 2: I've got plenty of room on this train. Everyone can
Speaker 2: jump on with us. I'll put a sweet Mysterio mustache
Speaker 2: on the front of the train. On the caboose, I
Speaker 2: got a nice long drapery going down the back. I've
Speaker 2: dressed all the cars the same way he dresses for
Speaker 2: his matches. The Mysterio rain is ready, man, and we're
Speaker 2: taking anybody who wants to jump on and welcome. This
Speaker 2: isn't I'm not like a Star Wars gatekeeper fan. You
Speaker 2: you didn't like the first three, so you're not allowed
Speaker 2: to like any other thing ever. Nah, jump on board.
Speaker 2: Everybody's welcome, man. Yeah, because Dominick's a kind man. I
Speaker 2: try to lead by by example, and he made the example.
Speaker 2: He's made me a nicer man. Before Dominick, I was kind.
Speaker 1: Of a prick. That's not true at all, none of that.
Speaker 1: You don't know. Also, I was gonna say, like, you know,
Speaker 1: if you were a wrestler, Freddy, would you wear the
Speaker 1: strap or the title or as the people who like
Speaker 1: to get yelled at by Vince McMahon call it a belt.
Speaker 1: Would you wear it over your shoulder when you come out?
Speaker 1: If you're the champ, would you wear it? What would be? What? What?
Speaker 1: How would you hold the belt?
Speaker 2: I would be a shoulder guy because I'm not a
Speaker 2: body guy. Like if I was super jacked right, like big,
Speaker 2: big fucking chest, big fucking lats, big ass shoulders, like
Speaker 2: everything upper body big. Even if I had chicken legs,
Speaker 2: I still would be buff up top. Then I would
Speaker 2: rock it around the waist.
Speaker 1: But I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm more like lean, so I gotta be an over
Speaker 2: the shoulder guy. Like Alexa Blizz did that cool shit
Speaker 2: where she'd like put.
Speaker 1: It on like the side behind her head and.
Speaker 2: Over this like that. I was like, that looks cool,
Speaker 2: but not for you.
Speaker 1: We used to wear it like over their face kind
Speaker 1: of like he would wear.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I think that Eel Sky I think
Speaker 2: has done that too, and it looked cool.
Speaker 1: But I've seen a dude do it too.
Speaker 2: I don't remember, but yeah, dude, So I'd probably just
Speaker 2: be an over the shoulder. Guy, I'm not creative enough
Speaker 2: to do something cool with it.
Speaker 1: Well, what's crazy is I was The reason I bring
Speaker 1: it up is because I'd be aware it. Guy, I
Speaker 1: don't know why. I just like it. You're super could
Speaker 1: pull it off a long course, I probably like it.
Speaker 1: But the I was. What I was gonna say is like,
Speaker 1: there is no new way to do it. Everyone's done
Speaker 1: it in some sort of way, is what I used
Speaker 1: to think. Dominic, how he wears that shirt in between
Speaker 1: his legs, you know, how like he has kind of
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's what if that's a Latino
Speaker 1: thing or I don't know what.
Speaker 2: Is cool ass Dominic mystioh.
Speaker 1: I mean he pulls it off, but whatever that is
Speaker 1: that he's kind of got like that a shirt kind
Speaker 1: of draping on the sides and in the middle of
Speaker 1: what he of what he's wearing. When he got the belt,
Speaker 1: he was kind of holding the belt down there and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, he found a new way to
Speaker 1: do the thing with the title. I was like this,
Speaker 1: this guy isn't amazing, Like Dominique continues to impress me.
Speaker 2: He's the ship, bro, here's the ship. What else should
Speaker 2: we talk about? There was some other good man, I mean,
Speaker 2: we can talk EO Bianca Rhea with EO retaining, which
Speaker 2: I think surprised everyone.
Speaker 1: That shocked me. I was I would have lost all
Speaker 1: my money on that. I would have thought, no way,
Speaker 1: she holds it.
Speaker 2: So I thought. I thought Bianca was going to win
Speaker 2: and she was going to pin EO. And then when
Speaker 2: they introduced EO first, I had this weird flashback to
Speaker 2: the Rick Flair retirement WrestleMania, where the the fight for
Speaker 2: the championship was Sena versus Orton versus Triple H, and
Speaker 2: the whole story leading up to it was Triple H
Speaker 2: and Sena and Randy Orton was this afterthought, and I
Speaker 2: had this weird flashback of the promos between these women
Speaker 2: and el Sky was kind of always an afterthought and
Speaker 2: being like pushed aside, pushed aside, pushed aside, and I
Speaker 2: was like, I wonder if they're gonna do the Randy
Speaker 2: Orton thing, and I was like, Noah, they're not going
Speaker 2: to do it, and I dismissed it.
Speaker 1: I didn't call this match. I was wrong.
Speaker 2: I picked Bianca and then the matches going on, matches
Speaker 2: going on, all of a sudden, she hits her fitt.
Speaker 1: I was like, holy shit, they did the Randy Orton thing.
Speaker 2: And then he came out Monday Night Ron and I
Speaker 2: was like, were you expecting someone else? I wonder if
Speaker 2: she's going to do that something similar to that on
Speaker 2: this Monday Night Raw if she does the Japanese equivalent
Speaker 2: to were you expecting someone else?
Speaker 1: Because that would be gangster if she did.
Speaker 2: But those chicks are badass Bianca Belle Air. This was
Speaker 2: one of her best matches ever, like the personality she
Speaker 2: showed in the ring, whether she was playing heal or face,
Speaker 2: and she kind of had to do both in the match,
Speaker 2: which was weird because the crowd was like, you know, boo,
Speaker 2: we like Rha, and then they were like, no, you're
Speaker 2: actually so awesome. We like you too, just as much
Speaker 2: like they couldn't really, they couldn't really pick who their
Speaker 2: favorite was. But I like, I like wrestling when it's
Speaker 2: good man and those chicks kicked ass. They just they
Speaker 2: just kicked ass. They're all so different too, they all
Speaker 2: have a totally different style. But Bianca might be the
Speaker 2: baddest motherfucker out there.
Speaker 1: Like, she just loved this match. She's confused though, that
Speaker 1: they had the exact same finish as the three way
Speaker 1: match with penta bron breaker and.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah that was a four way Finn and dom Yeah.
Speaker 1: Am I missing this up? There was the same finish.
Speaker 1: What was the other three way match off the top
Speaker 1: rope for the pin?
Speaker 2: I think it might have been the four way. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was the four way because Dominic came off the
Speaker 2: top rope and got the pin on Finn.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was the same finish. And I remember going,
Speaker 1: I think I just saw that.
Speaker 2: Like we already saw that's that's interesting. I just kind
Speaker 2: of I think you're right. I think you might be right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that but I was shocked that she won,
Speaker 1: but fine with it after I gave it some thought,
Speaker 1: because I'm like, well, Ria didn't really earn her way
Speaker 1: into this match, and Biancabella is a star and has
Speaker 1: been the champ for a long time, and we can
Speaker 1: keep this good story going. It's like, let's just leave
Speaker 1: the leave the title on Eosky and you know this,
Speaker 1: let's just continue things as as as we are already headed,
Speaker 1: which is not what I usually think for WrestleMania. I
Speaker 1: usually think of WrestleMania as like this is the end
Speaker 1: of all the stories, so that maybe that's why I
Speaker 1: was surprised, but it was, it was. It was a
Speaker 1: great match, and I love the high flying. I love
Speaker 1: she did a ton of really great luchador esque high flying,
Speaker 1: which I appreciated.
Speaker 2: Jeff, are you going to be anywhere this weekend?
Speaker 1: Can the people find you this weekend? I will be
Speaker 1: in Arizona at a stand up live. Get tickets or
Speaker 1: go to jeffdi dot com you can get tickets for
Speaker 1: that or any of the other places I'm gonna be.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be in Nashville soon, in Miami soon, Port Charlotte,
Speaker 1: Florida soon. So check me out and.
Speaker 2: Rate this WrestleMania out of all the WrestleManias you've seen
Speaker 2: or gone to, as far as like like one to
Speaker 2: ten me not like you don't have to say this
Speaker 2: is the third the third greatest role that's too hard,
Speaker 2: but like one to tenant, what did you think.
Speaker 1: So I've always been a real extreme guy where I
Speaker 1: give like if I like something, I'm like ten. It's
Speaker 1: I'm not like port Nooy, where like I can have
Speaker 1: the best pizza in the world and give it a
Speaker 1: six point five. If I like a thing, it's a ten,
Speaker 1: and if I and if I didn't like it, I
Speaker 1: give it a one. That's usually how I grate it.
Speaker 1: But for this I will say that WrestleMania was an
Speaker 1: eight because there was little parts of disappointment, but I
Speaker 1: still really really enjoyed it and had a good time,
Speaker 1: so still an eight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the crust was crispy, the sauce was.
Speaker 1: He's a one bite, one bite, and then he just
Speaker 1: keeps nibbling. You're like, those are bites.
Speaker 2: The first ten bites count as one bite, all right,
Speaker 2: that's just pizza.
Speaker 1: That's pizza rules right there. The same with nachos.
Speaker 2: That's why you can have one bite of nachos not
Speaker 2: gain weight even though it's ten.
Speaker 1: Every wife, no, one bite is just really one bite.
Speaker 2: Of your food is usually how it works. And you're like, no,
Speaker 2: I ordered the steak. You didn't want the steak. You
Speaker 2: wanted the fish, and now half my steak is fucking gone,
Speaker 2: and I don't want to eat half your fish because
Speaker 2: I didn't want to taste that. Every dude out there
Speaker 2: knows how I feel on behalf of Jeff Die.
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