1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:03,640 Speaker 1: The show is on Friend's Biggest Stories of the Day. 2 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:08,479 Speaker 1: My wife uses a knife to remove corn kernels from 3 00:00:08,520 --> 00:00:11,639 Speaker 1: corn on the cob, and it drives me insane. I 4 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:13,400 Speaker 1: feel like, if you're gonna do that, that's something that 5 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:15,760 Speaker 1: you do before you sit dine at the table, Like 6 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:17,440 Speaker 1: if you're gonna if you're gonna take the corn off 7 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:19,880 Speaker 1: the cob, that you do that like in the kitchen 8 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:21,799 Speaker 1: and then you sit down. Because if you're like trying 9 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:24,000 Speaker 1: to do that in front of everybody and the corn 10 00:00:24,079 --> 00:00:28,200 Speaker 1: slips and goes somewhere like spraise people. It's kind of 11 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:30,600 Speaker 1: a delicate art of removing corn from the cob. 12 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:34,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, y'all too BOSSI as someone who used to have braces, 13 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:36,599 Speaker 2: Like just let me use my knife, let me use 14 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:38,600 Speaker 2: my fork, let me get the kernel off this corn. 15 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:43,000 Speaker 1: I'm not hurting anybody. If you're at a corporate dinner 16 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:47,360 Speaker 1: and you're hosting, you should eat something easy to entertain 17 00:00:47,479 --> 00:00:51,560 Speaker 1: and talk, like a salad. Yeah. I guess I've thought 18 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:54,160 Speaker 1: about that, Like there's stuff I would eat if I'm 19 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:56,240 Speaker 1: with my friends, and then there's stuff I would eat 20 00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:57,880 Speaker 1: if I if I'm with it, you know, trying to 21 00:00:57,880 --> 00:00:59,160 Speaker 1: impress people or something you know what I mean, Like 22 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:00,920 Speaker 1: I wouldn't order them messiest thing. 23 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:04,720 Speaker 3: And then if I'm alone, I'm way different. 24 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:05,760 Speaker 1: Forget about it. 25 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:08,320 Speaker 3: Forget about it, especially if it's late at night. Some 26 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:09,759 Speaker 3: activities that took place. 27 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:12,840 Speaker 1: I am like you slipped and fell and a gummy 28 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:14,840 Speaker 1: came in your mouth exactly, yeah, I do you know 29 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:18,520 Speaker 1: when that happened. It seem to happen well more regularly 30 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:21,400 Speaker 1: these days, where I'm like just walking, I'm just minding 31 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:23,640 Speaker 1: my own business. Probably I'm running on the lake fron 32 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:26,160 Speaker 1: I'm eating a carrot or something, you know, something healthy, 33 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:28,280 Speaker 1: and then it's just out of nowhere, just pop and 34 00:01:28,319 --> 00:01:33,000 Speaker 1: it just flies through the air and it masticates itself, 35 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:34,679 Speaker 1: It chews itself and goes down my throat and then 36 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:36,440 Speaker 1: I don't know what happened, didn't even chew it. And 37 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:41,280 Speaker 1: then before long I'm starving and I'm eating like combinations 38 00:01:41,319 --> 00:01:43,639 Speaker 1: of everything you can find. I hate it when this happens. 39 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:47,800 Speaker 3: It's hipping the things. I'll like my finger around the plate. 40 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:51,080 Speaker 1: I mean, it's really I think I said this last week. 41 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:52,160 Speaker 1: And I don't know if you were here in a 42 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:54,360 Speaker 1: caml but I believe that if I were in a relationship, 43 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:56,520 Speaker 1: I would be I would lose the additional thirty pounds 44 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:58,960 Speaker 1: I'm trying to lose because I and people say it's 45 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,880 Speaker 1: the oppositey you eat more. No, I think I would 46 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:04,240 Speaker 1: lose the weight because the way that I eat now 47 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:08,680 Speaker 1: is disgusting, like in private, like I'm a disgusting person, 48 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:11,120 Speaker 1: Like I'll go run three miles and then I'll eat 49 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:14,280 Speaker 1: a hold Jet's pizza by myself, and I guess that's 50 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:17,480 Speaker 1: called balance. But I wouldn't probably do that in front 51 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:20,800 Speaker 1: of another person. I would probably like eat regular portions 52 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:22,360 Speaker 1: because I would be afraid of judgment. 53 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:24,799 Speaker 4: You would find time though when you're in a relationship 54 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:27,680 Speaker 4: you like has to plan that Jet's pizza, but you 55 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:29,400 Speaker 4: will still do it because you're not gonna let go 56 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:31,040 Speaker 4: of good the good times. 57 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,920 Speaker 1: More like how I orders like I want this and that, 58 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,480 Speaker 1: and I just get all of it and then put 59 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:36,920 Speaker 1: it in the fridge and eat off of it for 60 00:02:36,919 --> 00:02:39,000 Speaker 1: a couple of days. But I wouldn't probably do that 61 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:40,680 Speaker 1: in front of someone else because that person would be like, hey, 62 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:44,000 Speaker 1: you're disgusting, like you're a gross person, you know, and 63 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:46,200 Speaker 1: they wouldn't want to, like, you know, sleep with me, 64 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:48,920 Speaker 1: So I would probably not do that for a while. 65 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:50,480 Speaker 3: You I'd like that's how I am too, and I 66 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:51,640 Speaker 3: lose wee because I'm like, I'm cute. 67 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:52,400 Speaker 1: You know, I'm eating this. 68 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:55,400 Speaker 3: I mean yeah. But then like you'd get tired, he 69 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:57,760 Speaker 3: goes away, it goes away, Yeah, and you do pick 70 00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:59,560 Speaker 3: your chie. I was alone last night and I was 71 00:02:59,639 --> 00:03:01,120 Speaker 3: real getting after it. 72 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:05,480 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, Okay, here's the latest weather phenomena that you 73 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:07,399 Speaker 1: didn't know that you have to be concerned about. It's 74 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:11,840 Speaker 1: the Saharan dust cloud. Ah, yes, did you know. I 75 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:14,040 Speaker 1: didn't know this was a thing. There's such thing as 76 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:18,560 Speaker 1: a Saharan dust cloud. And it smothered the Caribbean yesterday 77 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,880 Speaker 1: and it's heading towards the US. It's a huge cloud 78 00:03:21,919 --> 00:03:27,200 Speaker 1: of dust from Africa's Sahara desert. Yeah, and it covered 79 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:30,760 Speaker 1: the entire Caribbean yesterday. I said it both ways, in 80 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:32,400 Speaker 1: case you have a problem with the way I say it, 81 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:35,760 Speaker 1: Caribbean and Caribbean. I said it both ways, so don't 82 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:39,200 Speaker 1: have me. It's marking the biggest dust event this year 83 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:43,120 Speaker 1: at the dust Event, right, it's stretching two thousand miles 84 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:46,640 Speaker 1: from Jamaica to Barbados and seven hundred and fifty miles 85 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:50,280 Speaker 1: from Turks and Caicos to Trinidad and Tobago, and it's 86 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:54,839 Speaker 1: caused hazes, guys, sneezing, coughing, and watery eyes. Forecasters warn 87 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:58,000 Speaker 1: people with allergies or asthma to stay indoors or wear masks. 88 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:01,200 Speaker 1: The dust, which is part of the heron air layer, 89 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:04,920 Speaker 1: is expected to reach Florida, Louisiana, Alabama, and Mississippi by 90 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:07,000 Speaker 1: the weekend, but it will be less dense. The dust 91 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:10,360 Speaker 1: can block some sunlight and stop tropical storms from forming 92 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:14,640 Speaker 1: during a hurricane season, which runs through November thirtieth. I've 93 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:17,599 Speaker 1: never heard of this. We're all scared now of a 94 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:20,480 Speaker 1: dust cloud. Dust cloud, that's crazy. It can travel. So 95 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:24,640 Speaker 1: what is happening? If you have a pet, then I 96 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:27,400 Speaker 1: don't know what. You sort of estimated that it would 97 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:31,120 Speaker 1: cost to own Benzo or luck Short or any of 98 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:34,960 Speaker 1: your animals that you guys have, but I guess the 99 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:40,400 Speaker 1: average answer has been for cats fifty seven hundred bucks 100 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:42,800 Speaker 1: and for dogs eighty one hundred dollars to own for 101 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:46,400 Speaker 1: fifteen years. Now they're saying the real number, though, is 102 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:50,200 Speaker 1: three times that. According to a survey that came out today, 103 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:52,840 Speaker 1: and that depends on what type of food you buy, 104 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:57,080 Speaker 1: you know, vet bills, how sick your dog or cat gets, 105 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:59,080 Speaker 1: and how much you spoil them. Caring for a cat 106 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:02,080 Speaker 1: now cost any We're from twenty grand, they say, to 107 00:05:02,279 --> 00:05:06,320 Speaker 1: forty seven thousand dollars over the life of your cat. 108 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:09,640 Speaker 1: For dogs, it's twenty two grand to juice under sixty 109 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:13,280 Speaker 1: one thousand dollars. Yeah, whoa to have a dog for 110 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:16,720 Speaker 1: fifteen years? That's thirteen hundred bucks a year for cats? 111 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:19,120 Speaker 1: Who fifteen hundred dollars a year? For dogs? They say, 112 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:22,359 Speaker 1: something like a rabbit can cost over one thousand dollars annually. 113 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:24,240 Speaker 1: I thought they were always sick. I thought rabbits got 114 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:26,920 Speaker 1: sick a lot. And I've never owned a rabbit. Yeah, 115 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:28,719 Speaker 1: I don't know much much about rabbits. I don't know. 116 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:30,320 Speaker 1: Would you say, though, would you say you spend fifteen 117 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:32,000 Speaker 1: hundred bucks a year on menzo one hundred percent? 118 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:34,279 Speaker 4: Well, yeah, because you get like the shots and the 119 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:36,960 Speaker 4: heartworm and all of that at the vaccines. Plus like 120 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,440 Speaker 4: if you do any grooming for them, that costs a buck. 121 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:41,159 Speaker 4: So now I got to like go in the backyard 122 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:42,400 Speaker 4: with a hoe. Is because I don't I don't I 123 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:44,159 Speaker 4: can't look afford to do it all the time, and 124 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:46,720 Speaker 4: he's a stinky boy. But honestly, like if it's sixty 125 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:49,320 Speaker 4: one thousand whatever you said for the lifetime, Like, bro, 126 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:51,920 Speaker 4: that is like another kid, right, you know, it's kind 127 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:52,359 Speaker 4: of heading up. 128 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:54,680 Speaker 1: It's never family member. I had some outfits over here. 129 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:57,719 Speaker 1: You putting on lucks Yep, that stuff all costs money. 130 00:05:57,720 --> 00:06:01,400 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, his wardrobe. His mental health service is his nails, 131 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:04,599 Speaker 2: his teeth, entertainment. 132 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:10,160 Speaker 1: Travel. There's a Chinese newspaper called Youth Daily, and they 133 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:12,720 Speaker 1: did a story on how young people in China are 134 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:16,599 Speaker 1: paying five dollars a day to pretend they have a job. 135 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:19,320 Speaker 1: So you pay five bucks, you go to a shared office, 136 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:21,160 Speaker 1: but you don't do any actual work because it's all 137 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:24,000 Speaker 1: a ruse. This is also you don't have to tell 138 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:27,200 Speaker 1: your friends and family that you're unemployed. So the job 139 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,240 Speaker 1: was rated in China is only five percent, but youth 140 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:33,840 Speaker 1: unemployment's more like seventeen percent. So I guess a lot 141 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:36,080 Speaker 1: of people just that they pay money, They go sit 142 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:39,400 Speaker 1: at a desk, it's Wi Fi and coffee and they're 143 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:42,719 Speaker 1: pretending to work. They will even assign you fake tasks. 144 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:44,960 Speaker 1: So if anyone asked what you did at work today, 145 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:46,839 Speaker 1: You can show them an email and say I did 146 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:49,720 Speaker 1: this or I worked on this project. There are even 147 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:52,719 Speaker 1: places that have fake bosses and you can pay extra 148 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:55,640 Speaker 1: to have fake fights with them, like maybe they were 149 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:58,280 Speaker 1: roots you in an email or whatever, and then they apologize. 150 00:06:58,320 --> 00:06:59,919 Speaker 1: You can go tell all your friends like, all my 151 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:03,440 Speaker 1: workplace is so terrible, whatever, whatever it sounds like. Most 152 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:05,320 Speaker 1: people then pay the five bucks and then go and 153 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:08,640 Speaker 1: try and find a real job. But apparently this is 154 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:11,080 Speaker 1: cheaper than sitting at a coffee shop all day and 155 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:13,720 Speaker 1: pretending that you have a job when you in fact 156 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:17,080 Speaker 1: do not. And we've done I think we've done stories 157 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:18,720 Speaker 1: about this before in the past. But I wonder if 158 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:20,680 Speaker 1: anyone out there has ever had to fake that they 159 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:23,400 Speaker 1: had a job until they did have a job, so 160 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:25,240 Speaker 1: that they didn't have to tell, you know, go home 161 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:28,400 Speaker 1: and tell their wife or you know whatever, kids whomever, 162 00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:29,920 Speaker 1: that they don't have a job. 163 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:32,040 Speaker 3: We did a Sarah go like that, I remember, and 164 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:34,080 Speaker 3: he would like be missing. He would go he would 165 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:36,840 Speaker 3: leave for work quote unquote during the day. We were 166 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:38,360 Speaker 3: like where did you go? And he would go to 167 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:40,080 Speaker 3: like the library and just sit all day. 168 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:43,000 Speaker 1: I know about a number of people over the years 169 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,520 Speaker 1: who've lied about the circumstances as to why they don't 170 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:48,080 Speaker 1: have a job. Oh yeah, Oh they'll say that this 171 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:50,360 Speaker 1: is what happened, but they got fired, or they'll say that, 172 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:52,600 Speaker 1: you know, oh I got laid off or this or 173 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:56,200 Speaker 1: that thing happened, but really they screwed up. And I've 174 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:58,480 Speaker 1: heard about that happening before because they're too embarrassed to 175 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,920 Speaker 1: tell their partner that they messed their job up as 176 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:03,320 Speaker 1: opposed to just telling the truth. But I ever heard 177 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:06,440 Speaker 1: of that one before. An Uber driver has shared that 178 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:11,280 Speaker 1: some drivers eat customers fries and other behind the scenes things. Now, 179 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:14,520 Speaker 1: you were a DoorDash driver at one point, Jason was, 180 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:16,880 Speaker 1: and you say that you were never you were tempted, 181 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:20,440 Speaker 1: but you never actually went with eating anyone's. 182 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:22,000 Speaker 5: Food because it's like all you do is smell other 183 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:24,680 Speaker 5: people's foods. So like I would just get so hungry, 184 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:27,080 Speaker 5: and then when there would be something that was really good, 185 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:31,080 Speaker 5: like five guys, I'd be like, oh, like the fries 186 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:32,920 Speaker 5: smells so, you know, fills up your car. 187 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:35,480 Speaker 1: So I think I would get fat doing that because 188 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:36,760 Speaker 1: I think I would go in there and I would 189 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:39,800 Speaker 1: wind up ordering food at these places like, well, i'm here, 190 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:40,080 Speaker 1: I said. 191 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:41,600 Speaker 5: I once a taco bell I was like, well, I'm 192 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:43,000 Speaker 5: waiting for this order. I might as well just go 193 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:46,160 Speaker 5: to this Kioskin order something for myself. 194 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:49,080 Speaker 1: Get somebody. Yeah, while we're here, they said. The problem 195 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:51,679 Speaker 1: is in tent places at night. So it's like, oh, 196 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:53,200 Speaker 1: I guess that's the other thing too, is you're spending 197 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,080 Speaker 1: all the money that you're making. 198 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:57,160 Speaker 2: How do you not eat the fries though? Like, I 199 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:59,120 Speaker 2: can't ride with fries in my car and not just 200 00:08:59,200 --> 00:08:59,800 Speaker 2: have a couple. 201 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,800 Speaker 1: It's hard, It's very hard. 202 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:02,080 Speaker 2: Yeah. 203 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:04,760 Speaker 1: Yeah. The guy admitted that he's taken fries from people's 204 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:06,880 Speaker 1: orders in the past, but doesn't do it often. He 205 00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:09,800 Speaker 1: says he tries to remain professional, but sometimes attempted to 206 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:13,320 Speaker 1: take food from orders that aren't fully sealed or closed, 207 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:17,000 Speaker 1: especially if he's stuck in traffic. He says he also 208 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:20,400 Speaker 1: punishes impolite customers by taking his time getting to their 209 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:22,840 Speaker 1: home to complete the order. He said if someone asked 210 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:25,720 Speaker 1: him where are you or to hurry up, he will 211 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:29,840 Speaker 1: purposefully slow down. He said that people increase their chances 212 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:32,559 Speaker 1: of getting their food on time if they tip and 213 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:36,480 Speaker 1: say thank you. That's The only problem I have with 214 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:39,440 Speaker 1: tipping ahead and I do it, but you get whatever 215 00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:42,360 Speaker 1: service you get ran like I've had it. I've had 216 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:44,480 Speaker 1: it where they like they take the tip, but then 217 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:46,280 Speaker 1: they don't actually bring it to my door. They leave 218 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:48,120 Speaker 1: it somewhere else or whatever whatever, and it is like, wait 219 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:49,560 Speaker 1: a minute, I'm not going to take the tip away 220 00:09:49,559 --> 00:09:51,880 Speaker 1: because I'm not that much of a savage, but like 221 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:54,520 Speaker 1: the tip is. I mean, if you do, like an 222 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:57,000 Speaker 1: awesome job and it shows up quickly and to my 223 00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:59,679 Speaker 1: door whatever I've paid for, well, then I'd be more 224 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:01,400 Speaker 1: likely give you a bigger tip than what I'm gonna 225 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:04,000 Speaker 1: give you up front. But then I sometimes I'll give 226 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,520 Speaker 1: you the tip up I mean, I always give the 227 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:07,360 Speaker 1: tip up front, and then they don't do the thing 228 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:09,360 Speaker 1: all the way. You're like, wait a minute, well you 229 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:13,439 Speaker 1: got your tips, so why are you lazy bring it 230 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:16,480 Speaker 1: all the way to me? And toilet paper, guys, you 231 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:18,199 Speaker 1: can tell it's just stow. News day with toilet paper 232 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:21,640 Speaker 1: might be a thing of the past. Environmental concerns are growing, 233 00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:24,319 Speaker 1: and studies reveal that producing a single roll of toilet 234 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:27,480 Speaker 1: paper consumes thirty seven gallons of water. The industry heavily 235 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:32,080 Speaker 1: relies on virgin forests, contributing to deforestation and climate change. 236 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:36,800 Speaker 1: So what are the solutions. The solutions are a bidet. 237 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:39,040 Speaker 1: So everybody would have a bidet in their house, and 238 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:41,600 Speaker 1: I guess that would then negate the need for toilet paper. 239 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,240 Speaker 1: But then how do you walk around like a little low, 240 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:45,600 Speaker 1: wet little butt. Yes, you walk around like a wet 241 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:48,400 Speaker 1: little booty. That way we spray the booty down. Okay, 242 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,000 Speaker 1: so everything's good. But then I gotta walk around with 243 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:53,360 Speaker 1: wet booty. I gotta dry it off somehow exactly okay, 244 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:56,000 Speaker 1: and I gotta check coct. It's like if I if 245 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,000 Speaker 1: I did my deal with the bidet, okay, fine, but 246 00:10:58,040 --> 00:11:00,000 Speaker 1: then I got a double I need like some quality 247 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:03,280 Speaker 1: assurance that like we are in fact good, You're right? Yes, 248 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:05,120 Speaker 1: So I don't know about that. And then the other 249 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:09,320 Speaker 1: thing would be reusable cloth toilet paper. Come on, now, 250 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:12,400 Speaker 1: I don't think I could do that either. Maybe if 251 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:15,440 Speaker 1: it were just me, maybe, But like in a house 252 00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:17,360 Speaker 1: you got like a bag full of like I don't 253 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:21,280 Speaker 1: know who this is, let's watch it. Oh no, I 254 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:21,920 Speaker 1: throw up. 255 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:26,520 Speaker 5: Think of a poop cloth filled bag in my house. 256 00:11:26,679 --> 00:11:29,120 Speaker 5: I mean, like that's just I don't care if it's 257 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:31,760 Speaker 5: my poop or any. 258 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:32,160 Speaker 1: I don't know about that. 259 00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:35,880 Speaker 2: We gotta find a different way. We got to the environment. 260 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:39,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't mind paper struggle, not a no. 261 00:11:40,559 --> 00:11:44,560 Speaker 1: That's the legg Day and it's National Chocolate Macaroon Day. 262 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:46,280 Speaker 1: Macaroon Day.