Speaker 1: From my overrated underrated stuff. I've brought some new Halloween
Speaker 1: things to report on where you guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you definitely, I remember.
Speaker 3: It was your passion about it that kind of I
Speaker 3: think triggered Jacks to then only get like the sort
Speaker 3: of tertiy airy peripheral.
Speaker 4: I go by Jackson now, by the way, excellent, excellent.
Speaker 2: He wears a little jacket with a pop collar and.
Speaker 4: We don't really talk about it. So it's just like, because.
Speaker 2: It's just is that one X or three x'es?
Speaker 1: I'm curious, Okay, is it like small X, big X,
Speaker 1: small X or a big small X big?
Speaker 2: Actually it's x X Jacks x X.
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, great, thank you, Thank you for the clary.
Speaker 4: Because he got it.
Speaker 2: He got it embroidered on the back of the left
Speaker 2: jackets exactly old England, the old English.
Speaker 4: Two x'es are silent. Hello the Internet, and welcome to
Speaker 4: season three point fifty seven, Episode two of Dr Daily's
Speaker 4: Like I Say Production Lo iHeartRadio. This is a podcast
Speaker 4: where we take a deep dive into America's share consciousness.
Speaker 4: And it is Tuesday, Yeah, September twenty fourth, twenty twenty four, YEP,
Speaker 4: twenty four days four nineteen, only celebrating two fucking things today.
Speaker 3: It's punctuation and cherries Jubilee, because those are your national
Speaker 3: days today, shout out. I didn't Cherries Jubilie is with
Speaker 3: a bullet cherries with ice cream onto. I've never had
Speaker 3: cherries Jubilee.
Speaker 4: I actually I thought it was like, could not have
Speaker 4: told you what it is? If that's correct, great, I
Speaker 4: had no idea.
Speaker 2: What the fuck did Yeah, it's just it looks like
Speaker 2: poached cherries and then with brandy and syrup, and then
Speaker 2: someone later put ice gondup. Very very Grandma dish not for.
Speaker 4: It at a time when people were uncomfortable. If they
Speaker 4: weren't actively getting drunk, if they were putting in their body,
Speaker 4: wasn't getting them fucked up in someone.
Speaker 2: With some brandy on this sandwich?
Speaker 4: Does poached cherries mean the pits are taken out?
Speaker 2: Poaching is usually putting in liquid, right, Okay? Yeah, but
Speaker 2: I'd imagine you'd pit them also, Yeah, Like no, I
Speaker 2: like the pit nice and soft from the long poaching process.
Speaker 4: Damn, I gotta say the absolute balls of cherries Jubilee
Speaker 4: to show up on Punctuations Day. I mean, this is
Speaker 4: we all know this is punctuations the.
Speaker 1: Day.
Speaker 4: I like that people are giving punctuation room to breathe
Speaker 4: or look, we're not monsters here, we know what what
Speaker 4: day this is. Anyways, shout out to periods, question marks,
Speaker 4: and exclamation points.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the big ones, the big apostrophes.
Speaker 4: Do apostures kind of yeah yeah, okay, yeah, okay, I
Speaker 4: hate thinking.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, I fucking hate apostrophes. I do, I do.
Speaker 4: I do not like postrees because they I have one
Speaker 4: of my last name and it is pain in. Anyways,
Speaker 4: my name's Jack O'Brien AKA. We can drive around this
Speaker 4: town with the whalehead that I found. I swear the
Speaker 4: whale was already dead when we got to the beach. Hey, Kennedy,
Speaker 4: I'm a Kennedy. That is courtesy of Andrew at Bohemian
Speaker 4: Rap City on the Discord. Nope on Twitter. Actually that
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Speaker 4: basically on Twitter, and I appreciate it. At Bohemian Rap
Speaker 4: City one of my favorite Twitter names. Also so well done.
Speaker 4: I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my co
Speaker 4: host mister Miles.
Speaker 2: Grat Miles Great aka.
Speaker 5: A new scandal flew around a Coop four. I'm awake.
Speaker 5: I'm used to this frame. It once drove me insane
Speaker 5: in southern Manitoba quite like central Florida. Right, guys make
Speaker 5: big swings, but I ain't troubled. They intimidate me. Who no, no, no,
Speaker 5: they intimidate you. You know no, no, they intimidate you. Well,
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Speaker 2: Yeah? November at quite bamfa he who because if you
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Speaker 2: Who November is.
Speaker 4: Not fifty oh maybe last election ever?
Speaker 2: All right, shout out House on Salad for that freight Ocean.
Speaker 3: I had to bring it down a few keys so
Speaker 3: I could hit it with my falsetto range.
Speaker 4: Really, that's not like you were up there, man, that
Speaker 4: was that was well done.
Speaker 2: No, the original ver Look, bro, you know I look
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Speaker 4: Doesn't even try it live, you know not Yeah yeah,
Speaker 4: I mean.
Speaker 3: I've seen one version where I was like okay, and
Speaker 3: other versions I'm like maybe.
Speaker 4: Not, And then we're gonna find out tomorrow. Why because
Speaker 4: you're not gonna have a voice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like, yeah, exactly, I'm gonna sound like fucking
Speaker 3: super Dave Osborne.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the second super Dave Osborne reference voice reference as
Speaker 4: many days Albert Brooks's brother. Yeah, and we're gonna keep
Speaker 4: growing to morrow signs.
Speaker 2: So that's something you want more effects.
Speaker 4: Miles, We are chilled to be joined in our third
Speaker 4: seat by one of our favorites. One of your favorites.
Speaker 4: A stand up comedian, writer, producer, podcaster who you know
Speaker 4: from Lady to Lady. She performed everywhere from a basement
Speaker 4: in Whitesburg, Kentucky, to the stage of the Kennedy Center.
Speaker 2: It's Brandy Poser.
Speaker 6: Brandy, clean it up all this glass from all these
Speaker 6: broken Uh you killed you broke all these things over here?
Speaker 4: Like what was that movie there was the woman tornado
Speaker 4: flew around in there?
Speaker 2: Splash? Isn't that like a thing in Splash?
Speaker 3: I think like shatters all the glass from like talking
Speaker 3: because her voice is so high pitched anyway.
Speaker 4: And as some as a problem I thought I was
Speaker 4: gonna have to be dealing with as an adult based.
Speaker 2: On glass shattering, Yeah, glass shattering.
Speaker 4: Because of high pitch noise or bad sounding music or yeah,
Speaker 4: ye they loved that.
Speaker 1: Do you think I had? Yeah, yeah, I think it's
Speaker 1: in splash.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to believe it is. I've mean, god,
Speaker 3: I'm such a fan of Daryl Hannah.
Speaker 1: So do you guys feel like Mariah Carrey has ever
Speaker 1: like her assistants have ever had to like fake shatter
Speaker 1: glass around her because of her voice.
Speaker 2: Just like reinforce it.
Speaker 3: I mean, as someone who has that kind of range,
Speaker 3: she's probably you know, her and Ariana Grande probably can
Speaker 3: get up there with those whistle tones. But that would
Speaker 3: be funny, Like did you did you get the fucking
Speaker 3: breakaway glass? She's Oh fuck, I'm gonna have to break
Speaker 3: a real painted glass once in a while.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: My hand's all cut up from punching the window. Damn. Oh,
Speaker 2: my hands weeding too, and are completely unrelated. No, probably
Speaker 2: not from putting it through a pane of glass anyway.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I am Googling hasn't always ever broken glass, and
Speaker 4: according to PBS Learning Media, even resonance produced by sound
Speaker 4: waves can cause the material to break, such as when
Speaker 4: a glass goblet is shattered by sound. It is not
Speaker 4: made up folks, it's real. Take it seriously. A sufficiently
Speaker 4: high note r right research also a sufficiently high note
Speaker 4: caem Brake Glass, according to this person on Reddit, And
Speaker 4: that's all we can trust. Because the Google AI doesn't
Speaker 4: know how many RS are in Strawberry, I can't successfully
Speaker 4: answer how many rs are strawberry because they're.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I said, it's arguing with it.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, we yeah, let's move on to other
Speaker 4: It's given me a number of wrong answers lately.
Speaker 2: It's just not great.
Speaker 4: It came out, we were like, this is bad, but
Speaker 4: like probably buggy, and they just like dropped it too early.
Speaker 4: And then it's like since continued to be bad because
Speaker 4: it's just they don't have the technology to crawl that
Speaker 4: many resorts results and get the right answer.
Speaker 1: It's going to be fun to tell our kids and
Speaker 1: nieces and nephews and stuff later, like twenty years from now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the Internet used to have the answers, yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, right, used to be able to find them, yeah,
Speaker 4: but now it's like buried under auto auto fines. This
Speaker 4: is your friend who is going to tell you confidently
Speaker 4: the wrong answer. So basically like what it was like
Speaker 4: before the first five years of the Internet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Internet's just a guy at the bar now
Speaker 2: great or being in sixth grade, you know what I mean? Yeah,
Speaker 2: Like that's just where we're going to go river too.
Speaker 2: It's like someone told me that.
Speaker 4: Like you really think Richard Gear did that with a
Speaker 4: bunch of Gerbils.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I do think that I'm a trutherer on that one.
Speaker 4: In this household, we believe. Yeah, man, we need to
Speaker 4: we need one of those signs. Twitter is always the
Speaker 4: ex is always Twitter.
Speaker 2: Of his and Taco bell Is health food.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Brandy, the Kennedy Center, I just wanted to be
Speaker 4: clear that was we performed on the stages of the
Speaker 4: Kennedy Center. That was the Robert F. Kennedy Junior Center.
Speaker 1: Yes, absolutely, It actually was a dumpster behind his house,
Speaker 1: his bones.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just want to make sure it wasn't the
Speaker 4: Washington DC one named after Kennedy DJ from mt V No.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah on Fox now on Fox Yes.
Speaker 1: One of our great Yeah hers as actually her Kennedy
Speaker 1: Center is actually just is a is a cyber truck
Speaker 1: that people also think as a dumpster.
Speaker 4: That's right, all right, Brandy, We are thrilled to have
Speaker 4: you back. We're going to get to know you a
Speaker 4: little bit better in a moment. First, we're going to
Speaker 4: tell the listeners a couple of the things we're talking about.
Speaker 4: We're going to talk about Mark Robinson's staff again. We
Speaker 4: have these like characters that we know are real because
Speaker 4: they're being reported on in the met like the undecided voter,
Speaker 4: who like is the star of the mainstream media right now,
Speaker 4: and it's they're like, we just don't have enough information
Speaker 4: about Donald Trump, and I don't Kamala Harris, but this
Speaker 4: is another kind of mythical figure that is hard for
Speaker 4: my brain to make sense of. And that is the
Speaker 4: Mark Robinson's staffer who you know, knew what we all
Speaker 4: knew heading in to be starting to work on his
Speaker 4: staff and has finally had it after the latest scandal,
Speaker 4: the porn comment or forum.
Speaker 1: That's what broke them, got it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah cool.
Speaker 4: Also, we're gonna have an update on the polling that
Speaker 4: I talked about yesterday, which Miles as an expert poll
Speaker 4: reader or somebody who doesn't just read poll and say,
Speaker 4: this confirms the thing I saw on TikTok in some
Speaker 4: TikTok interviews, like me he's better.
Speaker 2: He has just anything with NYT in front of it.
Speaker 2: I gotta go. Yeah, we'll check that.
Speaker 4: But Miles has an A plus next to it, and
Speaker 4: I love grades, so okay, well, yeah, me too. That
Speaker 4: is funny that they they know their audience when they're
Speaker 4: using grades to grade the polling the right, right, right,
Speaker 4: and we get an A plus.
Speaker 2: Sixteen hundred on our s A T WHOA Okay, very
Speaker 2: specific to age and socio economic bracket.
Speaker 4: That's right. We're going to talk about the latest conspiracy
Speaker 4: theory to explain how Kamala Harris is continuing to string
Speaker 4: sentences together that seem like they were like planned out
Speaker 4: and thought through and grammatically makes sense. We're gonna talk
Speaker 4: about that. They because they've kind of solved it. Let's
Speaker 4: be let's be honest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they've cracked the code. You've been You've been exposed.
Speaker 4: You've been exposed. Kamala, Kamala Hi, the Kamalaye, the Kamale
Speaker 4: come together, all that plenty more. But first, Brandy, we
Speaker 4: do like to ask our guest, what is something from
Speaker 4: your search history that is revealing about who you are?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so this is an interesting time of year here
Speaker 1: in Los Angeles where it's like technically fall now, but
Speaker 1: it's still hot. But I like to try to get
Speaker 1: into spooky season a little bit. So I just try
Speaker 1: to like Google for my TV, like the best fireplace
Speaker 1: videos that I can find, and at night, I just
Speaker 1: throw up a fireplace. I don't like watch a lot.
Speaker 1: I just don't watch a lot of TV. Just mostly
Speaker 1: just listen to podcasts while I'm working around my house
Speaker 1: or whatever. But I like a little fake fireplace on
Speaker 1: all the time. And now there's a we've got a
Speaker 1: real variety. I remember back in the day where it
Speaker 1: used to just be one fireplace on net fuel lug.
Speaker 2: Yeah that was Aul Lug. Eh.
Speaker 1: Now there's like live fireplaces of all different kinds. There's
Speaker 1: Christmas ones, there's Halloween fireplaces. There's just ones with like
Speaker 1: a tasteful fall pumpkin. So I got a real I
Speaker 1: got a bookmark list.
Speaker 4: Fireplace inside tasteful fall pumpkin or tasteful fall pumpkin thrown
Speaker 4: into fireplace, or just that it is just a video
Speaker 4: of a pumpkin.
Speaker 2: We got them all.
Speaker 1: You were underestimating the number of fireplaces that you can
Speaker 1: watch on YouTube.
Speaker 3: I feel like every like every time I have to. Inevitably,
Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, fine, I'm now subscribed to this streaming platform.
Speaker 3: Like each one kind of has their own thing too,
Speaker 3: Like Disney Plus has ones that are more thematic from
Speaker 3: like movies than I think. Paramount has one that's just
Speaker 3: sort of like you know, like the Paramount opening card
Speaker 3: the Go is sort of like this like mountain esque
Speaker 3: scene with like a peek in front of it. They've
Speaker 3: turned that into like a mule log type video. So
Speaker 3: every I think a lot of people know, like we
Speaker 3: like looking at fire and feel like and just hearing
Speaker 3: the crackling of fire or being in a just peaceful
Speaker 3: environment because we don't have peace even in our own home,
Speaker 3: so augmented.
Speaker 1: I've honestly wanted to pivot my career to be known
Speaker 1: as the person that makes these videos, Like I really
Speaker 1: want to become a fireplace tour yeah creator. So I'm
Speaker 1: just putting that out there. I'm trying to manifest that
Speaker 1: from myself. Oh shit, I should do that this year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just go live.
Speaker 3: Let's go live on YouTube bro and be like, yo, dude,
Speaker 3: I got a fucking half quarter of would man, We're
Speaker 3: about to fuck up the carbon dioxide levels in this area.
Speaker 2: You ready, let's go.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, go make pennies. Make pennies off that video.
Speaker 1: Come on, you know, like shout out.
Speaker 3: To shout out to all three of you, two of
Speaker 3: my cell phones that I have tapped into this feed,
Speaker 3: and my mom for being here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you say? We poke this thing?
Speaker 4: And also you add a little adventure to it. Also,
Speaker 4: I haven't cleaned my flu or fireplace in years. Called
Speaker 4: a fire hazard.
Speaker 3: It's been told condemned by the city, but I call
Speaker 3: that hayden.
Speaker 2: What hasn't been condemned by the city at this point?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 4: Thank you? What is something you think is underrated?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: So at Target this year. Target last year had a
Speaker 1: big Halloween display item that went bye way, you guys
Speaker 1: know about Lewis. You guys know about Lewis from last year.
Speaker 4: We do like kind of kind of a bitch Lewis
Speaker 4: kind of like brought the sass. So just just for people,
Speaker 4: I want to give people who don't know the proper context,
Speaker 4: Brandy is our foremost Halloween yard decoration kind of trend
Speaker 4: reader experts. She told us about the giant twelve foot
Speaker 4: skeletons when that was just becoming a thing. I am
Speaker 4: conducting this our episode in an athletic stance, ready to
Speaker 4: sprint out to my low whichever store and purchase some
Speaker 4: of whatever Brandy's about to put us onto. Okay, great,
Speaker 4: they're gonna sell out, folks. They're gonna get the TDZ
Speaker 4: bump and they're gonna sell.
Speaker 2: You know, get there fast, you guys should go to
Speaker 2: So last year was Lewis.
Speaker 1: Last year was Lewis a target and this year and
Speaker 1: I haven't really seen anybody talking about him yet, so
Speaker 1: I might be breaking this. They have a reaper whose
Speaker 1: name is Bruce. Bruce does a little rap.
Speaker 4: What a wrapping reaper?
Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on, let me see. I'm playing for
Speaker 2: you guys here. Let me let me see if I
Speaker 2: have this clip. My name is Bruce, and I'm about
Speaker 2: to so maybe come and listen to me.
Speaker 7: I like to scare right, I don't care my reaper
Speaker 7: bringing chills every how?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah he's gone. Is there another verse? He's just
Speaker 2: going bringing the funk flex drop?
Speaker 1: Wow, Buce, Bruce is in these streets cutting loose. I've
Speaker 1: never met a Halloween yard decoration that seems like he
Speaker 1: fucks before.
Speaker 8: Yeah to Bruce he's eight feet eight feet wrapping reaper.
Speaker 2: Ye, Bruce is loose.
Speaker 4: Interesting that they went with Bruce.
Speaker 1: Well, I like it because to me, that also implies
Speaker 1: that there is like a failed they this was a
Speaker 1: pitch process to try to beat Lewis. So there's rejected
Speaker 1: ideas that we've never you know, I want to know
Speaker 1: about those.
Speaker 3: There's a whole thing that's called like Lewis and Friends
Speaker 3: is like, that's like the brand of this thing. It's
Speaker 3: like the Lewis and Friends.
Speaker 4: Bruce Lewis and Friends cinematic universe.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, we're living in their fucking world. Now they're
Speaker 2: trying to build this out.
Speaker 3: Okay, because now there's a new rockabilly Wow, they got
Speaker 3: one with a guitar like a like a zzy top
Speaker 3: like flying v.
Speaker 9: And yeah, and then yeah, the Bruce Bruce one has
Speaker 9: definitely the most swag. I gotta wait, what is the
Speaker 9: rockabilly wolf Man? He's just stripe, pinstripe suit, orange bones. Yeah,
Speaker 9: this guy focks too. I mean, this one, this one
Speaker 9: definitely fucks also. But I'm not I'm more of a
Speaker 9: rapper than like a rockabilly type dude. See, this guy
Speaker 9: is definitely doing cocaine, the Lewis and Friends seventy inch.
Speaker 2: Oh but that's a seventy inch right here.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah yeah, got pumpkinhead, skeleton body and flying the guitar.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah at the head on the tuning head. All right, damn? Okay, wait, and.
Speaker 3: What is this fucker like to say when you light
Speaker 3: him up? Here is the debut track from this literal
Speaker 3: bag of bones.
Speaker 4: Wow, you really adored.
Speaker 3: This rocking after.
Speaker 1: Okay, big rainbow room energy on this guy, so that
Speaker 1: you adored this gorge videos absolutely rocker billy as.
Speaker 3: It's all like depending on like what kind of failed
Speaker 3: musician you have in your family. You might have a
Speaker 3: failed wrapper uncle, you might have a failed rocker uncle,
Speaker 3: and it's like yellow weed. You're like, all right, thanks Bruce,
Speaker 3: Uncle Bruce or whatever you.
Speaker 4: Bruce should be the name of the rocket. I don't know.
Speaker 4: For some reason, Bruce, like Lewis, was the perfect name
Speaker 4: for that kind of caddy bitch from last year, who
Speaker 4: I love, by the way, I just like I think
Speaker 4: he would admit he's kind of a caddy bitch, but.
Speaker 2: Oh he'd be the first.
Speaker 4: But Bruce like just feels off for me. For the
Speaker 4: rapper maybe maybe it has there been a rapper named
Speaker 4: Bruce before.
Speaker 1: Well, it had to rhyme with cut loose. I think
Speaker 1: that's how they started. I think that's where that's where
Speaker 1: it came from.
Speaker 4: That's right, he was named to rhyme with Bruce.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know, I don't know. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 3: I guess, I guess I can. I can hang with
Speaker 3: with Bruce.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in person he's pretty fun. The rest of them
Speaker 1: don't really didn't really light anything up in me, but
Speaker 1: like Bruce, seeing him in person, yeah, he really comes
Speaker 1: alive to perform, like he really feels it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the rockabilly guy kind of just like turns at
Speaker 4: his waist like back and forth, which you know, so
Speaker 4: some rhythm guitarists that is the extent of their stage persona.
Speaker 4: So I appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you're like on rhythm guitar. Dude, you're not
Speaker 2: the star man rhythm, You're.
Speaker 4: Not the star What Brandy is something you think is overrated?
Speaker 1: Okay, so my overrated this year is Joanne Fabrics has
Speaker 1: their own answer to the twelve foot skeleton. They have
Speaker 1: an eight foot animated skeleton that speaks three languages. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and It's not good though, because the writing on the skeleton,
Speaker 1: the writing on its phrases are really bad.
Speaker 2: Like these are several of its phrases.
Speaker 1: I haven't been able to find a video of this yet,
Speaker 1: but one of its phrases is, uh oh, we woke
Speaker 1: up Grandpa again.
Speaker 2: Somebody better get them some candy? What the fuck? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And Joanna is like proud of this thing, put it
Speaker 1: out there, and I'm like, no, incorrect.
Speaker 4: Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4: First of all, I was gonna say this about the
Speaker 4: the Rock and Villy guys that it sounded like they
Speaker 4: put a gun to somebody and said make up a
Speaker 4: make up a saying like now on the spot, Like
Speaker 4: it sounds very poorly thought through and just like and
Speaker 4: it has to rhyme, but this is this really sounds
Speaker 4: like so someone was already talking and they were like,
Speaker 4: turn that sentence you're saying into something that a skeleton
Speaker 4: would say, and they landed the plane. Very bad, dude.
Speaker 4: This is Joe Biden was the AI.
Speaker 2: This is some AI shit.
Speaker 3: Dude, As a human, a person with a brain and
Speaker 3: any shred of creativity, would I'd be like, Okay, what
Speaker 3: would a fucking skeleton say? And it comes up with
Speaker 3: please come in and stay a while, watch out for
Speaker 3: my spider collection. I let them out for a little exercise.
Speaker 3: If you wouldn't mind please help me get them back
Speaker 3: in their boxes.
Speaker 2: Fuck another one. I do enjoy a good game of
Speaker 2: hide and seek, but it's been devilishly difficult to find
Speaker 2: somewhere large enough to hide. Do you mind throwing a
Speaker 2: blanket over me?
Speaker 4: See there? It's giving you assignments at the end that
Speaker 4: really fuck it up like that. The first part was
Speaker 4: just like rocks, but like you get the fucking the
Speaker 4: spiders back in the box was like, wait, why did
Speaker 4: they think that they were? They told that they had
Speaker 4: to have a call to action like an advertise. The
Speaker 4: advertising world got involved, or like so you're gonna want
Speaker 4: to give the kids walking by a call to action?
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: It's also to these phrases are too long because like
Speaker 1: they're just so wordy.
Speaker 2: They're so wordy.
Speaker 1: You're walking by with your kids and you're like skeletons
Speaker 1: talking about spiders. I'm just gonna keep going and then
Speaker 1: he's just talking to one at least.
Speaker 2: Like the cooked out rockabilly one was like, yeah, the
Speaker 2: craziest hello wee scene.
Speaker 3: This motherfucker says, welcome to my stylish haunted home. I
Speaker 3: can't take all the credit for its trendy appeal. The
Speaker 3: maniacal Banshee in the closet deserves some praise.
Speaker 4: Wait that.
Speaker 2: Joanne fabric again.
Speaker 4: They're trying to build more into this. They all want
Speaker 4: to create their own Halloween decoration, shared cinematic universe.
Speaker 2: It's fucking crazy.
Speaker 4: She and the clot like it really is the is
Speaker 4: that even a.
Speaker 3: Thing from like literally like literarily, like are Banche's associated?
Speaker 3: I thought they like get people to crash into the
Speaker 3: rocks and ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought Banshee's just like hung out and like
Speaker 1: the aloud As ship, not like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like having a conversation with someone like that.
Speaker 4: You just immediately want to get out of the conversation
Speaker 4: where they're like, oh well, I can't take all the
Speaker 4: credit for this thing, my aunt, and you're like, oh
Speaker 4: my god, what's the fuss? Like how did I just
Speaker 4: like get into like, yeah.
Speaker 3: Hey, why don't you hang out? Sorry about my pubic
Speaker 3: hair collection. My fan knocked over the cardboard box that
Speaker 3: they were all in and it blew them all around
Speaker 3: the house. Do you mind helping me gather them and
Speaker 3: putting them back in the box.
Speaker 4: I know that's not true, because that's very funny.
Speaker 2: Cardboard box full of loose pubes. Damn all right.
Speaker 1: It's disgusting but also impressive, but also like.
Speaker 2: Damn all right.
Speaker 3: At least you got like some kind of weird interest
Speaker 3: on the old your friend over here, the spiders and
Speaker 3: the banshee in the closet.
Speaker 4: Yes, well, I can't take all the credit. It's like
Speaker 4: such a wild way to open a paragraph that you're
Speaker 4: gonna say at someone.
Speaker 1: I know, I like found this one, and i've i've, i've.
Speaker 1: It's been making me very angry thinking, how how dare
Speaker 1: you even like put this in the large skeleton? Ouvra
Speaker 1: It's it's just so bad anybody any how many writers
Speaker 1: are unemployed right now that would have been able to
Speaker 1: punch up this skeleton.
Speaker 2: I just came up with box full of pubes. That's
Speaker 2: a fucking throwaway.
Speaker 3: Joe, and exactly return my calls and stop hitting me
Speaker 3: with cease and desist and restraining orders.
Speaker 4: It really reminds me of that. I think you should
Speaker 4: leave sketch the like the bones are their money and yeah, yeah, totally.
Speaker 4: It came from underground.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just trying to see I'm prompting an ai
Speaker 3: And it even has more bone puns even in like
Speaker 3: a chat GPT.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like it's does it doesn't even do the things
Speaker 4: you expected to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no.
Speaker 1: There's not a lot of mention of bones or skeletons
Speaker 1: or skulls or like any number of things that you
Speaker 1: would pun. A short little pun off of this would
Speaker 1: be great.
Speaker 2: Welcome to my home.
Speaker 1: Watch your step. I wouldn't want you to break a bone,
Speaker 1: but if you do, you can borrow one of mine.
Speaker 2: That's the best one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the best and it's pretty fucking dead.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, each one. I get anxiety, like as when because
Speaker 4: the sentence is halfway over, because I'm like where what
Speaker 4: Like you can hear the brain behind this struggling to
Speaker 4: get to the end of the assignment, right, the assignment
Speaker 4: is skeleton puns?
Speaker 3: It like this is this okay? I asked chat GPT.
Speaker 3: I said, come up with some fun quotes a friendly
Speaker 3: skeleton would say to welcome you into their home on Halloween.
Speaker 2: And here's one.
Speaker 3: It says, ah, I've seen you've made it past the
Speaker 3: shadows fear not for I'm a skeleton with a knack
Speaker 3: for hospitality. Step right in and let's make this Halloween
Speaker 3: one to die for. No tricks, just plenty of bone
Speaker 3: chilling trees. These are actually better.
Speaker 2: It's actually better.
Speaker 4: That's better better also sucks. It was like that must
Speaker 4: have been the first draft, and then they gave it
Speaker 4: to the world's worst writer's room to like punch it up,
Speaker 4: and they punched it down, like because.
Speaker 2: There's not even puns.
Speaker 4: It's just like referencing weird spooky shit, like even this
Speaker 4: other one would be like I'm dead tired is what
Speaker 4: an AI came up with.
Speaker 2: And this one's like, hey man, you see my fucking spiders.
Speaker 2: What you guys know?
Speaker 4: I give you you know what? Kids love homework. Let
Speaker 4: me give you some homework. Throw a blanket over me
Speaker 4: for some reason, your grandpa's freezing, wake them up, give
Speaker 4: them candy.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Fuck, I don't know. Fuck all of those.
Speaker 2: That would be a funnier one. I don't know. I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 4: Fuck energy coming off of this so strong, that's what
Speaker 4: I'm overpowering.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sure anyone with a little bit of
Speaker 2: technical know how, like you could probably just put in
Speaker 2: your own like record your own quotes and override whatever
Speaker 2: the internal memory is. Anyway, hackers, help us do that
Speaker 2: so I can have one that says, look, I don't
Speaker 2: know fuck look.
Speaker 1: Ye please help us. I know somebody knows how to
Speaker 1: do this. Somebody figure it out. Let us not absolutely,
Speaker 1: I'll buy one if that's the case, and then I'll
Speaker 1: just make my own.
Speaker 2: I feel like, just like he says whatever you wanted to.
Speaker 4: The wrapping reaper named Bruce is like great, but I
Speaker 4: feel like I would be more entertained by the Joeanne
Speaker 4: Fabrics animated skeleton that's like a bad improv person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. Can I get a word location? Please?
Speaker 1: A word location?
Speaker 4: Grandpa and Candy?
Speaker 3: Okay, it would be yeah, like it would be like
Speaker 3: one of those TikTok videos like po V, Like you're
Speaker 3: on a like you just came over to like a
Speaker 3: guy you mets house who does improv on Halloween.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's like I do enjoy a good game
Speaker 2: of hide and seek. You know this ship is over? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I got.
Speaker 4: About hide and Seek? Scary. Yeah. Anyways, let's take a
Speaker 4: quick break and we'll come back and blow through some
Speaker 4: news stories because that was way too fun, and yeah,
Speaker 4: we should just come back and talk more about this
Speaker 4: Joeanne Fabrics animated windmill on this fu But we are
Speaker 4: going to talk about some news. We'll be right back,
Speaker 4: and we're back, and the presidential election is only forty
Speaker 4: two days away. But during break, we were still talking
Speaker 4: about this fucking skeleton and apparently, so apparently this fucker
Speaker 4: started open the opening price. They were like, this thing
Speaker 4: is going to set the world on fire this Halloween.
Speaker 4: What did they price it at?
Speaker 1: Four hundred and ninety nine dollars and ninety nine cents
Speaker 1: a steal?
Speaker 2: A steal? But then that line struck through and what
Speaker 2: you get it for the bargain basement?
Speaker 1: One hundred and eighty dollars. They dropped it very very fast.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, okay, no one wants this?
Speaker 2: Got it?
Speaker 4: You want?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Come through to Joe Anne, where this ship will mumble
Speaker 3: nonsense at you in three How good are even?
Speaker 2: What is it like?
Speaker 3: I'd imagine Spanish and French or probably the other two languages.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because it's like a North American market, so
Speaker 3: who knows how bad if like if they shit even translates.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean, oh boy, oh boy.
Speaker 4: It does seem like it's badly translated from another language.
Speaker 2: So maybe that's.
Speaker 4: What's happening, you know what I mean?
Speaker 7: Maybe?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Anyways, truly insane. It doesn't even list what fucking
Speaker 2: languages it is.
Speaker 1: No, it's this frankly, feels like a syop. Frankly, I don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right.
Speaker 4: Wow, Like they'll talk about this on podcasts, trust right, yeah,
Speaker 4: just the right level of inane and completely nonsensical.
Speaker 2: I speak three languages, English, Yosabo, Spanish, and Trapanese.
Speaker 4: All right, uh, Mark Robinson. So at end of last
Speaker 4: week we were talking talking about how there's this big
Speaker 4: story about like, ohle, some bad stuff about to drop
Speaker 4: out this guy, and we were like worse, like bad
Speaker 4: stuff about the bad guy. But anyways, it was additional
Speaker 4: bad stuff that they have like sourced to him when
Speaker 4: he was commenting on a forum on a porn site.
Speaker 4: The like, the sourcing is really strong. Is it as
Speaker 4: strong as the sourcing of having him say it into
Speaker 4: a microphone on camera like some of the previous wild shits?
Speaker 4: Right right right, you know, I guess as equally as strong.
Speaker 2: But yeah, you line up all the details, you go, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a gay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's for sure, that's a skeletons in his closet, that's.
Speaker 2: For sure, exactly and only speak one language unfortunately, but yeah,
Speaker 2: this is mister. Sometimes people gotta die.
Speaker 3: When he was talking about political violence, the Holocaust, denying
Speaker 3: the violent homophobia, some fucking MLK hate and ass motherfucker
Speaker 3: was caught out here and in that, like in those
Speaker 3: comments we touched on on the previous episodes, you can
Speaker 3: listen to that one so you can kind of hear
Speaker 3: the full breakdown. But like some of the highlights where
Speaker 3: he was like identifying as a black Nazi that he's
Speaker 3: like we need, He's like I would buy slaves if
Speaker 3: I could now, and that he actually does despite his
Speaker 3: just violently transphobic comments, he does enjoy a bit of
Speaker 3: transgender porn himself. So I'm not sure which one of
Speaker 3: these revelations precipitated this exodus, but as of now, pretty
Speaker 3: much everyone on his staff has quit over this, over
Speaker 3: this report.
Speaker 2: I guess this is like straw that broke the Camels.
Speaker 3: No campaign manager, no finance people, no field directors, know nothing.
Speaker 2: Apparently got it.
Speaker 3: He found a new campaign manager, but it's probably whoever's
Speaker 3: in the jerk Off booth next to him at that
Speaker 3: like porn shop.
Speaker 2: He's like, hey, man, you want to run a campaign.
Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, just please please stop talking to me
Speaker 3: for like ten minutes, let me enjoy my film. Yeah exactly,
Speaker 3: but yeah, like none of the positions you need to
Speaker 3: actually have a functioning campaign. So what there's forty one
Speaker 3: days left, So this is pretty much the full on
Speaker 3: death blow for a campaign that looked cartoonishly stupid and
Speaker 3: evil from the jump, because like now he's like down
Speaker 3: about ten points to his opponent, Josh Stein.
Speaker 2: But yeah, it's that's.
Speaker 3: Why I'm just like always wondering because like you always
Speaker 3: see when like people like certain conservatives they get abandoned
Speaker 3: by other conservatives, and it's just like they're like it
Speaker 3: was that or it's just like you were fine associating
Speaker 3: with someone who was like with every fucking problematic take
Speaker 3: you could like ever have, and like even had weird
Speaker 3: shit about George Soros being behind Boco Haram like back
Speaker 3: when that she was going on in Nigeria, like he's
Speaker 3: he's been on the wrong side of everything that like,
Speaker 3: oh man, I didn't know he was transphobic but then
Speaker 3: secretly likes transgender pornography.
Speaker 2: That what do I do now? How how can I
Speaker 2: abide or the man who said slavery is good? I
Speaker 2: cannot stand a hypocrite. I can't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have to think I have to look out
Speaker 3: for myself in my career. I was just like looking
Speaker 3: at the LinkedIn for the guy who's his campaign manager. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and he's just like he's been working with this guy
Speaker 3: since twenty twenty one, so I could. I think he
Speaker 3: was like, look, bro, I'm he was probably so calloused
Speaker 3: over like in terms of what he was sensitive to
Speaker 3: by being around this person. But yeah, yeah, I guess
Speaker 3: he was like, oh, I.
Speaker 2: Can't have a job after this at all. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He was like, well, associating, could I have all of
Speaker 1: their salaries in mine? I'll do their job right.
Speaker 2: Right right?
Speaker 4: Mark?
Speaker 2: Actually counter proposal. How much money you saving now? Because
Speaker 2: everyone quld just give me that, I'll do it all.
Speaker 2: J Yeah.
Speaker 4: Berkman is the guy's name, and back on July twenty second,
Speaker 4: he tweeted sources say that President Biden is receiving palliative
Speaker 4: care and has less than twenty four hours to live,
Speaker 4: so he's that kind of conservative guy who's just spewing nonsense.
Speaker 2: That's his new that's his new campaign manager.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, that's his new vie.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, he stepped a new guy, right right, Jesus crazy,
Speaker 2: watch out for my brain worm collection.
Speaker 4: Right oh yeah, seems to have spilled.
Speaker 3: Out, oh along with my pubic hair collection.
Speaker 2: Would you mind getting on all fours and helping me
Speaker 2: to retron?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 4: This has gone back to the I don't like it anymore.
Speaker 2: I know, too real, too real. But at least jd vance.
Speaker 3: Oh so here's the other thing, right, Like, I think
Speaker 3: the big question is how will this affect Trump?
Speaker 2: Because what's the Trump of it all? Will this matter?
Speaker 3: I mean because he was basically hand picked by Donald Trump,
Speaker 3: and he was the one who's like this guy's like
Speaker 3: MLK on steroids.
Speaker 2: I love it now.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Trump had a rally in Wilmington, North Carolina over
Speaker 3: the weekend, and Robinson was not invited to the rally.
Speaker 3: His existence wasn't even acknowledged by Trump, who famously loves
Speaker 3: to talk about how he knows black people. So has
Speaker 3: he somehow resisted that urge and kind of got through
Speaker 3: his rally without you know, ever acknowledging it. JD Vance though,
Speaker 3: really cool, really cool guy. You should always ask pointed
Speaker 3: political questions too, like or not even pointed a simple
Speaker 3: one like, uh, do you believe Mark Robinson? Like when
Speaker 3: he says those are not his posts?
Speaker 2: Here's JD. Van's just fucking just killer. Dude, just absolutely
Speaker 2: came to the defense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you believe him that those were not his posts?
Speaker 2: I don't not believe him. I don't believe him.
Speaker 3: I just think that you have to let these things
Speaker 3: sometimes play out in the court of public opinion.
Speaker 4: What's up?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we get here a little bit, louder. I
Speaker 2: love it, louder. Here you go. Do you believe them?
Speaker 2: When he said? I don't not believe him. I don't
Speaker 2: believe him.
Speaker 3: I just think that you have to let these things
Speaker 3: sometimes play out in the court of public opinion.
Speaker 2: So we just need to see if it's palatable enough
Speaker 2: for the voting. I'm I certainly am not going to
Speaker 2: weigh in on this. If I don't, we'll see if
Speaker 2: it matters to other fucking creeps.
Speaker 3: And yeah, it is called leadership. Yeah, but he said
Speaker 3: I don't. I mean, I don't know if this is
Speaker 3: a subconscious slip. He said, I don't not believe him.
Speaker 3: I don't believe them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't believe him.
Speaker 2: I just believe I believe him. Just covers his bases.
Speaker 2: I said all of them, so I'm technically right at something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've never texted him anything.
Speaker 4: First, I said none of them. So yeah, basically I can't.
Speaker 4: You can't get me in trouble. And there I won
Speaker 4: that exchange, just like he did when he organically took
Speaker 4: his kids grocery shopping. Was like, oh no, these these
Speaker 4: fuckers eat seventeen eggs every morning. First of all, it
Speaker 4: was a claim he made about his kids. And then
Speaker 4: was like, and Kamala Harris is like the price when
Speaker 4: she entered the White House of Eggs was like buck
Speaker 4: ninety nine per dozen, and now it's four ninety nine.
Speaker 4: And he was standing in front of us side. I
Speaker 4: don't look behine ninety nine eggs. Yeah, yeah, don't look
Speaker 4: behind me. He shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2: Okay, hey what's that sign? Say where eggs too? And
Speaker 2: I shut the fuck up. Man, they're four ninety nine
Speaker 2: or something like fifty bucks?
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, look at my eyeliner instead.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And yet recent polling from a plus poll coming out
Speaker 4: of the New York Times says that they're surging in
Speaker 4: North Carolina Arizona. As I talked to Miles about offline
Speaker 4: my dumb ass, I watched a video where like a
Speaker 4: TikTok influencer interviewed people at the Arizona State Fair, and like,
Speaker 4: even though I recognized it's not scientific, just seeing person
Speaker 4: after person be like Trump Trump all the way, they
Speaker 4: were like, who'd you vote for? Trump? Or Kamlin. They
Speaker 4: were like they looked at them like they couldn't believe
Speaker 4: they were even asking the question before saying Trump. And
Speaker 4: that was just yeah, designed to give me election.
Speaker 2: Anxity, designed to make liberals, anyone to the left of
Speaker 2: the Republican Party quaked. They're like, dude, look how many
Speaker 2: people said they vote for Trump in this very at
Speaker 2: this very conservative.
Speaker 4: Event, very conservative popular.
Speaker 3: But I mean, yeah, no, like that New York Times poll, right,
Speaker 3: it has I think it's important to note that, like
Speaker 3: they're like, it's not completely off, But I think it's
Speaker 3: also important to look at like the underlying methodology, because
Speaker 3: I've seen a lot of other polsters sort of critique
Speaker 3: the New York Times Siena poll sort of like how
Speaker 3: they put it on and like you even mentioned like
Speaker 3: it tends to skew more like in line with how
Speaker 3: conservative poles in or how conservative poles are, but not necessarily.
Speaker 2: Like completely like an outlier.
Speaker 3: With all that said, you just look like recently I
Speaker 3: was here, I was listening to doing this other polster
Speaker 3: talk I believe it was on like the Midas touch,
Speaker 3: Like they had like a live stream thing's named Simon Rosenberg,
Speaker 3: and he was talking about how the GOP has like
Speaker 3: focused a ton of resources in polling in North Carolina
Speaker 3: specifically recently there was like like in the last week
Speaker 3: or ten days, they've they've put out about five polls
Speaker 3: from like GOP pollsters that are heavily favoring Trump.
Speaker 2: Because that is a way. This is the thing that
Speaker 2: he mentions. This is something they did in twenty twenty
Speaker 2: two for the midterms, release a shitload of Republican polls
Speaker 2: that end up pushing the averages overall and give the
Speaker 2: appearance of things maybe slightly breaking for Republicans. As we remember,
Speaker 2: those midterms did not it was not a red wave.
Speaker 3: They barely got a majority in the House and lost
Speaker 3: a ton of like legislative races, governor mansion races, et cetera.
Speaker 3: So knowing that, I think it's also important to point
Speaker 3: out like that New York Times poll, like you know,
Speaker 3: they they tend to oversample Republicans because they don't want
Speaker 3: to do the thing that like a lot of people
Speaker 3: are like shit, man, like you've got to really make
Speaker 3: sure there's enough weight for Republican yeah, because you don't
Speaker 3: want to get sucker punched. And but then when you
Speaker 3: look to like when they when you look at the respondents,
Speaker 3: only twenty two percent of the respondents for this poll
Speaker 3: identified as very or somewhat liberal. Seventy five percent of
Speaker 3: the respondents were either conservative, very conservative or moderate, which
Speaker 3: right now, I don't know what the fuck that. Even so,
Speaker 3: there's like a lot of like salt to be taken here.
Speaker 3: And also like they it skewed more in like they
Speaker 3: tended to ask more people in rural areas than cities
Speaker 3: and things like that. But again, I think it does
Speaker 3: show at the very least like there it's it's going
Speaker 3: to be close, because the even like the independent polls,
Speaker 3: it's not like Harris is running away with it.
Speaker 2: It's just like it's just title it's just more like
Speaker 2: their level.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, especially not after we find out about what's
Speaker 4: being called teleprompter Gate by the right.
Speaker 2: What a clever name.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I actually just made it up, but probably.
Speaker 2: Been a minute since we had a new gate. So yeah,
Speaker 2: I need that new gate real quick. Absolutely.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I mean so like we talked about on Monday,
Speaker 4: that there's a like a bias built into these poles
Speaker 4: intentionally because the polling has so frequently favored the you know,
Speaker 4: Democratic candidate, or at least pulling conducted by the New
Speaker 4: York Times. And then there's also these intentionally right leaning
Speaker 4: polls that are also biased, so you can get like
Speaker 4: a skewed result eventually. But I'm still scared because of video.
Speaker 3: I don't mean that's like, yeah, dust yourself off, and
Speaker 3: I know that's just water ice on your pants, Jack,
Speaker 3: but just let's hit it together for a moment. But no,
Speaker 3: I mean I think at the end of the day,
Speaker 3: I think every there's not one posters like oh this
Speaker 3: thing's in that bag. It's like this ship's gonna be tight.
Speaker 3: But if but we'll know early on, it will probably
Speaker 3: know sooner rather than later in the day. How much
Speaker 3: people should be you know, preparing their goblins absolutely shipped down.
Speaker 3: All right, let's let's take a quick break and we'll
Speaker 3: be right back.
Speaker 4: And we're back, And so we do want to just
Speaker 4: catch up with the latest conspiracy theories coming out of
Speaker 4: the right, specifically, you know, they're trying to explain how
Speaker 4: Kamala Harris can string sentences together. It has been baffling
Speaker 4: experts and scientists for months now after the election up
Speaker 4: to this point has given us two people who were
Speaker 4: incapable of coherent thought and you know, noticeable logic train
Speaker 4: that translates from one sentence to the next. Here comes
Speaker 4: Kamala Harris and she can do those things. And so
Speaker 4: people trying to figure this out, what the fuck is
Speaker 4: going on here? Yeah, there's got to be some some trick, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it has to can't It can't just
Speaker 3: be that she's nearly twenty years younger than Donald Trump.
Speaker 2: There, what's the fucking water secret? Yeah, what is the figure.
Speaker 4: Water? Who looks like they have drink water in the
Speaker 4: last twenty years? Joe Biden is the least water drinking
Speaker 4: looking human other than maybe Donald Trump.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, And JD Vance has admitted he's a racist
Speaker 3: mountain diet, mountain dew drinking freak.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's his water yep, and.
Speaker 4: He said that was he said, And they're probably going
Speaker 4: to say that's racist, because it is. That's how I identify.
Speaker 4: But all right, So the latest right wing conspiracy is
Speaker 4: that she is reading off a teleprompter, and their evidence
Speaker 4: is a photo from behind the scenes of the Oprah
Speaker 4: interview that Kamala Harris did where there's clearly a teleprompter
Speaker 4: visible on the set. So, yeah, I don't know what's next, cameras, lights, action.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's funny too because it's in Oprah's eye line.
Speaker 1: I mean, there might be another one too, but it's
Speaker 1: like that's have you ever been on a set that's
Speaker 1: so stupid.
Speaker 3: It's like anyone who understood, like read the fucking text. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like the Fight for the Ay, It's like, clearly Oprah
Speaker 3: is whatever opening line she's gonna say, or this is it,
Speaker 3: but whatever, Like I know, it's like Donald Trump either
Speaker 3: but either way, what I'm saying is is a teleprompter
Speaker 3: completely disco qualifying, because this motherfucker. They love to get
Speaker 3: Trump on prompter and he uses tell they all use
Speaker 3: fucking teleprompters. But even in begging him to I know,
Speaker 3: I know exactly, but yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: And like that's her edge, is that she is she
Speaker 2: has the discipline of reading line by line versus you know,
Speaker 2: orange Poppy who just likes to just shoot off whatever
Speaker 2: he wants to at the mouth.
Speaker 4: The claim was made by Nick Soortoor, who, according to
Speaker 4: his Twitter bio, is on scene covering stories MSM won't.
Speaker 4: And he is the same independent journalist who last year
Speaker 4: traveled to Maui to report on the wildfires in Lahina
Speaker 4: for Steve Bannon's War Room Show. And yeah, I guess
Speaker 4: you could call him a war journalist, a war correspondent.
Speaker 4: He's used to some conflict. For instance, during his live report,
Speaker 4: a tearful local resident confronted him and accused him of
Speaker 4: exploiting the tragedy. And he, let me get this right,
Speaker 4: ran away and complained about being doxed.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, hold on, this moment is absurd. So
Speaker 3: he's talking to fucking Steve Bannon, who's dying before our
Speaker 3: eyes and trying to spin you know, like this tragic
Speaker 3: fire into something like this. I'll just I'll just let
Speaker 3: this play out like Bannon is in his like weird,
Speaker 3: stinky closet recording and sword or is I guess like
Speaker 3: you know in Maui and this is how it all
Speaker 3: plays outs.
Speaker 7: That was one of the questions that it's, like I said,
Speaker 7: it's been burning in a lot of people's mind.
Speaker 2: Guys walking up behind him right now, turned around. I've
Speaker 2: been trying to reach you on X. He looks so shook.
Speaker 3: He's like he looks to the camera and he looks
Speaker 3: like he got caught jerking off like in a target or.
Speaker 2: This camera set up. Nothing to see here, Okay, go.
Speaker 7: On, Okay, Yeah, so this is this is what victims
Speaker 7: you've seen. Why now people actually track They tracked me
Speaker 7: down and you're.
Speaker 4: Saying in a tent you said you a tent.
Speaker 2: Resources.
Speaker 7: I'm not taking up any resources here.
Speaker 4: Are Nick is quick on his feet.
Speaker 2: Dude, I want to stay with it. He's doing that
Speaker 2: thing like shook. Racist white people do is they think
Speaker 2: like videotaping.
Speaker 3: The other person will something like, well, I'm videotaping you now,
Speaker 3: so ignore everything I've done up to this point.
Speaker 4: He's like making eyes of the camera like do you
Speaker 4: believe this ship?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Can you believe this guy? This guy is? This
Speaker 2: guy is quoting my own tweets back to me in
Speaker 2: terms of the reality I was presenting through my quote
Speaker 2: unquote journalism.
Speaker 4: You see the represtation, you've seen the people. I can
Speaker 4: see you're cheering up.
Speaker 5: Because you.
Speaker 2: Know you're guy's fully emotion.
Speaker 5: You're literally.
Speaker 2: Here, You're just what what a loser?
Speaker 4: Dude?
Speaker 2: He's walking away.
Speaker 4: He just starts backing away and walking away, looking at
Speaker 4: the camera nervously.
Speaker 1: I do love the band, and it didn't cut away
Speaker 1: from this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's see this. This is raw, this is real.
Speaker 2: He's just not talking, He's like just trying to He's
Speaker 2: just turning his back and knowing the.
Speaker 7: Guy is this is really dude, this is what I'm getting.
Speaker 7: I'm getting chased, is what's going on?
Speaker 4: The chase? It is also the serial walk.
Speaker 2: And I'm getting I'm getting chases. What's going on?
Speaker 3: This man had tears in his eyes, asking if I've
Speaker 3: seen the devastation around me?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 4: Yeah. He goes on to say that he was docked
Speaker 4: as as you heard, suggesting that he feared for his
Speaker 4: safety and the experience was terrifying. Well, again, this guy
Speaker 4: being like, you're just here exploiting this tragedy and then
Speaker 4: like dissolves into tears again. The show is literally called
Speaker 4: the War Room. His motherfucker acted like he was about
Speaker 4: to be murdered when a guy who's literally crying spoke
Speaker 4: to him for like twenty seconds. It's really like you
Speaker 4: kind of have to see the video to see just
Speaker 4: how terrified and nervous he gets.
Speaker 2: Well, and also like just the mindset of these people
Speaker 2: who go in there to do quote unquote journalism, which
Speaker 2: is really just making fucking Kirkland signature level propaganda that's
Speaker 2: like absolute Nonsensecually, I shouldn't even know.
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, that's Sam Ship he's doing.
Speaker 3: This is some this is some Cisco Systems type shit.
Speaker 3: But yeah, Like and then how immediately upon being faced
Speaker 3: with a react the actual not action, but like someone's
Speaker 3: lived experience that is completely counter to the fucking spin
Speaker 3: they're trying to do. It's like their their brain melts
Speaker 3: like a fuck, I don't know. I mean, if I
Speaker 3: spoke to this guy on his level, I would have
Speaker 3: to say I'm lying and please leave me alone.
Speaker 2: I'm just doing a goof here. But instead I have
Speaker 2: to act like I don't know what he's saying and
Speaker 2: moonwalk got to here and look at Steve Bannon, who
Speaker 2: can't help me.
Speaker 1: I'm terrified, Yeah, truly insane. Just I cannot understand how
Speaker 1: you can do this, like as a person, you know,
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just like really.
Speaker 4: It's yeah, absolutely, it's the same thing as the poll
Speaker 4: the intentionally right leaning polls. You get attention from the
Speaker 4: big right wing media apparatus because they will elevate anything
Speaker 4: that tells them what they want to hear, regardless of
Speaker 4: talent or anything.
Speaker 3: I want to be a comedian, Well are you good enough? No,
Speaker 3: So I'm going to go to Austin and try and
Speaker 3: get Joe Rogan's attention and maybe that will be my
Speaker 3: way in.
Speaker 2: And you're like, oh, good luck to you. Good luck to.
Speaker 4: You anyways, So that that's the guy behind the teleprompter
Speaker 4: conspiracy theory. It was shared by Donald Trump Junior, even
Speaker 4: though the words on the screen match what Oprah said
Speaker 4: the broadcast, which you know would be take like ten
Speaker 4: seconds of googling.
Speaker 1: That's how you use a teleprompter. It's just literally how
Speaker 1: you do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also if she was if she was reading a teleprompter too,
Speaker 1: like that's hard work, is difficult.
Speaker 2: Like.
Speaker 4: Especially if you're trying to make it seem yeah genuine,
Speaker 4: But yeah, no, she was not. She she has this
Speaker 4: weird ability to like answer questions and say things coherently
Speaker 4: and all in the same way.
Speaker 2: I saw her praying, do an eight foot google in
Speaker 2: her dressing room that was wrapping. I want to look
Speaker 2: into that through the window. She got Bruce in her
Speaker 2: ear that's what that's and I'm here to wrap.
Speaker 4: She started saying, it's like ship, what are you putting
Speaker 4: in her ear piece?
Speaker 2: This is the wowest Halloween.
Speaker 4: Randy Posey, what a pleasure having you back thegeist. Where
Speaker 4: can people find you? Follow you all that good stuff?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I am at Brand Dazzle on Twitter and Instagram.
Speaker 1: Brand Dazzle is here on TikTok. Lady the Lady is
Speaker 1: my podcast for the last twelve and a half years.
Speaker 1: We just had our six hundred hundredth episode. Yeah but
Speaker 1: thank you feels good. And I have a comedy record
Speaker 1: label that I run called Burn This record that is
Speaker 1: putting out work from comics that you may or may
Speaker 1: not have heard of and is like just trying to
Speaker 1: get them a more equitable deal in this industry because
Speaker 1: it's usually pretty garbage. So just trying to actually lead
Speaker 1: from an artist first place if possible, so to follow
Speaker 1: follow the burn This Records on Instagram and then you
Speaker 1: can see all of our stuff that we have coming out.
Speaker 4: So yeah, amazing, is there work a media that you've
Speaker 4: been enjoying.
Speaker 1: I'm actually gonna plug one of my albums that I
Speaker 1: put out. There's an album that just came out a
Speaker 1: few weeks ago. It's called Burn This Pandemic and it
Speaker 1: is twenty comedians doing pandemic material and every say of
Speaker 1: that album goes to SILA here in Los Angeles. So
Speaker 1: it's a charity album we did basically where everyone is
Speaker 1: just kind of like telling jokes about COVID that like,
Speaker 1: and it's it's really cathartic to listen to because everyone
Speaker 1: has like a different take and it's just like a really.
Speaker 2: Fun it was a really fun night of just doing this.
Speaker 1: And SELA is an organization that takes care of like
Speaker 1: our houses neighbors here in Los Angeles, and every dollar
Speaker 1: goes towards getting people new driver's licenses or per certificates
Speaker 1: or like you know, just their basic necessities whenever they
Speaker 1: get sweeped and that stuff gets taken away from them,
Speaker 1: So it's like all money going towards a good cause,
Speaker 1: burn this pandemic. You can buy it wherever you buy albums.
Speaker 1: And yeah, it's really fun and I'm real proud of it.
Speaker 1: So that would be it amazing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Miles, where can people find you? And is there
Speaker 4: a work of media that you've been enjoying?
Speaker 2: Twitter?
Speaker 3: Instagram at Miles of Gray. If you like basketball, that's
Speaker 3: Miles and Jack got Matt boosted. If you like mindless
Speaker 3: trash reality television, that's for twenty day Fiance. Come listen
Speaker 3: to me over there talking about ninety day Fiance.
Speaker 2: Uh. Some tweets I like at j Black is funny.
Speaker 3: It says say what you want about the cyber truck,
Speaker 3: but it provides the service of telling you exactly the
Speaker 3: kind of person behind the wheel in a way that
Speaker 3: we haven't seen since the Hummer H three. Yeah you're like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I remember that.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I have a cyber truck. I have
Speaker 1: a tiny cyber truck thing that I saw cyber truck
Speaker 1: the other day outside of Bakersfield and I was driving
Speaker 1: back down from San Francisco a few weeks ago. It
Speaker 1: was wrapped, but on the wrap was a QR code
Speaker 1: and I was like, gotta hit that code.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Code took me to a site that said help me
Speaker 1: pay for my cyber truck my t shirt and it
Speaker 1: was a guy that made AI t shirts of puns
Speaker 1: that he was selling to pay for a cyber truck,
Speaker 1: and they said things like Darth Vapor and Leonardo de
Speaker 1: Cappuccino and.
Speaker 2: The fuck dude dude. Yeah, so he's gonna lose his truck.
Speaker 1: Eventually, that truck will be uh got it will.
Speaker 2: Be Please do that take my truck.
Speaker 1: Like it. I was just.
Speaker 2: Another one at written by Jeff Duded.
Speaker 3: Sorry I mixed. Sorry I missed your text. I've been
Speaker 3: busy pushing everyone close to me away and binge watching
Speaker 3: horrible TV and thinking about how none of this matters.
Speaker 2: Let's get lunch soon.
Speaker 3: And finally at forty Square Feet tweeted, have y'all ever
Speaker 3: had Vietnamese coffee?
Speaker 2: Like? Of course they won that war coffee. This ship
Speaker 2: will jumping and bumping.
Speaker 4: America was like a bunch of twenty year olds on
Speaker 4: LSD versus people on the Soldiers Crystals.
Speaker 2: Bro, They're not even on Arabica beans, y'all. Uh.
Speaker 4: Some tweets I've been enjoying let's see Taniel at t
Speaker 4: A and I yelled, tweeted. It took me a moment
Speaker 4: to realize the NYPD commissioner who was just the FEDS
Speaker 4: is the NYPD commissioner who succeeded the NYPD commissioner who
Speaker 4: was rated by the FEDS a few weeks ago and
Speaker 4: then resigned. So just to let you know how things
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Speaker 4: about in today's episode, as well as a song that
Speaker 4: we think you might enjoy. Miles, is there a song
Speaker 4: that you think people might enjoy?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've just been listening to you know, Childish Game.
Speaker 2: You know, there were like two albums that came out
Speaker 2: like over the course of four months, and I have
Speaker 2: not been able to listen to them. I just started
Speaker 2: skimming through Ada Vista and there's a track called The Violence,
Speaker 2: which I really like the production on it and the
Speaker 2: vibe of it, and I think.
Speaker 3: It's just a it's just got a nice it's a group.
Speaker 3: It's like a nice and easy one. It's not too
Speaker 3: heavy or nothing like that, even though it's called The Violence.
Speaker 3: But trust me, you will enjoy it. So this is
Speaker 3: the Violence by a childish she gamb you know.
Speaker 4: All right. We will link off to that in the
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