Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone.
Speaker 2: Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 3: What a great email. This was my co worker. Darren
Speaker 3: has been called in for jury duty several times in
Speaker 3: the past year. How many can relate with him? Somehow,
Speaker 3: some way he has managed to dodge phone calls and
Speaker 3: letters from the city because he really doesn't want to
Speaker 3: serve jury duty. Please phone tap him, pretending you're from
Speaker 3: the courthouse trying to set a date for him to appear,
Speaker 3: and watch him try and weasel and wiggle out of
Speaker 3: doing this jury duty stuff. And this comes to us
Speaker 3: from Karen anyway, So Scary is going to start the
Speaker 3: call as a representative from the courthouse, which is very believable.
Speaker 3: Karen will be listening in on the other line as
Speaker 3: we phone tap Darren.
Speaker 1: Let's listen it.
Speaker 4: Hello, may speak to Darren please. Yeah, this is Harvey
Speaker 4: Maths with the Bergen County Courthouse.
Speaker 1: How are you doing all right? You pretty good? We
Speaker 1: wanted to recruit you for jury duty and we wanted
Speaker 1: to set up a date right now real quick.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm in the middle of work right now.
Speaker 4: No, Well that's impossible because I had called your work
Speaker 4: and somebody over there gave me this number. All right, okay,
Speaker 4: So how could you be at work right now?
Speaker 2: One that's under your business?
Speaker 1: Did I catch you in a lie? Is that it?
Speaker 2: No? You did not?
Speaker 1: Then where are you working right now?
Speaker 2: I'm on the road for work. If you don't mind, I.
Speaker 1: Never said I minded. Now here's the deal, mister.
Speaker 2: The deal is call me on the landline, not my
Speaker 2: cell phone. Stop wasting my time. I'm working right now.
Speaker 4: Hello, mister Harvey Mathisbergen County Courthouse.
Speaker 1: Again.
Speaker 2: I'm working right now. Don't bother me at work.
Speaker 1: Okay, we need to set up a date today.
Speaker 2: Be a letter in the mail and I will answer
Speaker 2: the forum. Do it the right way.
Speaker 4: We've sent you letters in the mail already, sir, and
Speaker 4: we're going to get a court officer over there. If
Speaker 4: we cannot come to an agreement today on when you're
Speaker 4: going to be serving, well, you're.
Speaker 2: Not sending me letters because if you send me letters,
Speaker 2: you would get answers to letter.
Speaker 1: We sent you several letters, and you thought you could
Speaker 1: duck out on jury duty.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think I can duck out on it.
Speaker 1: Let's call a spade a spade, sir.
Speaker 2: Good, then gout it be down that I refuse to go.
Speaker 2: All right, I have had enough.
Speaker 1: You cannot refuse jury duty, sir.
Speaker 2: Actually, I can refuse anything I wanted. Last time I
Speaker 2: checked this with a free country, isn't it? Is this
Speaker 2: a free country?
Speaker 1: Have you ever checked the fine print in our constitution?
Speaker 2: Sir?
Speaker 4: We can subpoena you to serve and you're failing to
Speaker 4: comply with this.
Speaker 2: Are you gonna pay me my salary in fault because
Speaker 2: I don't get paid to go to jury duty.
Speaker 1: We don't have to pay your salary, sir.
Speaker 2: Then we're gonna pay me for the time off.
Speaker 1: You will be paid six dollars and fifty cents an hour.
Speaker 2: And that's not enough to feed my family. I'm the
Speaker 2: only income in my family. So you are telling my
Speaker 2: daughter she can't eat.
Speaker 1: Okay, now I'm not saying that.
Speaker 2: Whenever you are, you're telling me. If I have to appear,
Speaker 2: my daughter can't eat.
Speaker 1: It is your calling. This is what we do. Everyone
Speaker 1: has to do this at one.
Speaker 2: I don't believe in your system. I have seen nothing
Speaker 2: but injustice come out of the court system.
Speaker 1: This is a government system that doesn't work. It works fine, okay,
Speaker 1: now it doesn't that's your opinion.
Speaker 2: You're right, because everybody right now guilty.
Speaker 1: Everybody who's guilty.
Speaker 2: Anybody that I go off against is guilty because that's
Speaker 2: the way I'm going to find them.
Speaker 1: You mean you're going to be prejudiced.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you better believe it.
Speaker 1: We'll put you on a triple murder.
Speaker 2: Trial and they're guilty.
Speaker 1: I'll see to it.
Speaker 2: You don't see it or nothing. The conversation is done,
Speaker 2: you know, with me and the like you're supposed to.
Speaker 1: I already did.
Speaker 2: Was you know you did not?
Speaker 1: Yes? I did.
Speaker 2: Where's your sign documentation?
Speaker 1: I sent you several private several prove it, several prive it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: okayve it, I move it.
Speaker 4: I'm going to have a court officer there on Monday morning, sir,
Speaker 4: they can kiss my ass.
Speaker 2: The government.
Speaker 1: We're taking you away in cuffs.
Speaker 2: That sounds great. I love it. I love you know why?
Speaker 2: I like being handcuffed.
Speaker 1: You like being handcuffed?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, sure, per consider this one. I will sue
Speaker 2: your ass.
Speaker 1: You can't sue so we're a government agency.
Speaker 2: Yes I can. I could do whatever I want. It's
Speaker 2: a free country.
Speaker 1: If you start saving to feed your family today, you'll
Speaker 1: be fine.
Speaker 2: You don't know what my income is.
Speaker 1: What is your income? Sir?
Speaker 2: You don't have a right to ask me that.
Speaker 1: Yes I do. I just did.
Speaker 2: I holler I'm talking to my boss. Yeah, okay, Bobby Tom,
Speaker 2: I can't talk right now. He's busy right now, we're
Speaker 2: on a job. He has to go. How would I say, okay,
Speaker 2: we're coming to get you.
Speaker 3: He's such a little bit.
Speaker 2: Not interested.
Speaker 4: Despite what freedom you might think you have, you don't
Speaker 4: have a choice.
Speaker 2: What does it take to tell you I'm trying to
Speaker 2: do my job here and you're interrupting my job.
Speaker 1: You don't know who you're messing with.
Speaker 2: Yes, I do, an.
Speaker 1: You're right, I am a moron. This is scary Jones
Speaker 1: from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show. You've been phone tapped.
Speaker 2: Oh that's great.
Speaker 1: Karen over at the office wanted to play this on you.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna kill you, Karen, Elvis.
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