WEBVTT - Stop Skipping Out on Jury Duty

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 3>What a great email. This was my co worker. Darren

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<v Speaker 3>has been called in for jury duty several times in

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<v Speaker 3>the past year. How many can relate with him? Somehow,

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<v Speaker 3>some way he has managed to dodge phone calls and

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<v Speaker 3>letters from the city because he really doesn't want to

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<v Speaker 3>serve jury duty. Please phone tap him, pretending you're from

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<v Speaker 3>the courthouse trying to set a date for him to appear,

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<v Speaker 3>and watch him try and weasel and wiggle out of

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<v Speaker 3>doing this jury duty stuff. And this comes to us

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<v Speaker 3>from Karen anyway, So Scary is going to start the

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<v Speaker 3>call as a representative from the courthouse, which is very believable.

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<v Speaker 3>Karen will be listening in on the other line as

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<v Speaker 3>we phone tap Darren.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's listen it.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, may speak to Darren please. Yeah, this is Harvey

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<v Speaker 4>Maths with the Bergen County Courthouse.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you doing all right? You pretty good? We

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to recruit you for jury duty and we wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to set up a date right now real quick.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm in the middle of work right now.

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<v Speaker 4>No, Well that's impossible because I had called your work

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<v Speaker 4>and somebody over there gave me this number. All right, okay,

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<v Speaker 4>So how could you be at work right now?

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<v Speaker 2>One that's under your business?

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<v Speaker 1>Did I catch you in a lie? Is that it?

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<v Speaker 2>No? You did not?

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<v Speaker 1>Then where are you working right now?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm on the road for work. If you don't mind, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Never said I minded. Now here's the deal, mister.

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<v Speaker 2>The deal is call me on the landline, not my

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<v Speaker 2>cell phone. Stop wasting my time. I'm working right now.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, mister Harvey Mathisbergen County Courthouse.

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<v Speaker 1>Again.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm working right now. Don't bother me at work.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we need to set up a date today.

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<v Speaker 2>Be a letter in the mail and I will answer

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<v Speaker 2>the forum. Do it the right way.

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<v Speaker 4>We've sent you letters in the mail already, sir, and

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<v Speaker 4>we're going to get a court officer over there. If

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<v Speaker 4>we cannot come to an agreement today on when you're

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<v Speaker 4>going to be serving, well, you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Not sending me letters because if you send me letters,

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<v Speaker 2>you would get answers to letter.

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<v Speaker 1>We sent you several letters, and you thought you could

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<v Speaker 1>duck out on jury duty.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't think I can duck out on it.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's call a spade a spade, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>Good, then gout it be down that I refuse to go.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, I have had enough.

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<v Speaker 1>You cannot refuse jury duty, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, I can refuse anything I wanted. Last time I

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<v Speaker 2>checked this with a free country, isn't it? Is this

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<v Speaker 2>a free country?

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever checked the fine print in our constitution?

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<v Speaker 2>Sir?

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<v Speaker 4>We can subpoena you to serve and you're failing to

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<v Speaker 4>comply with this.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you gonna pay me my salary in fault because

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<v Speaker 2>I don't get paid to go to jury duty.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't have to pay your salary, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>Then we're gonna pay me for the time off.

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<v Speaker 1>You will be paid six dollars and fifty cents an hour.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's not enough to feed my family. I'm the

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<v Speaker 2>only income in my family. So you are telling my

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<v Speaker 2>daughter she can't eat.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, now I'm not saying that.

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<v Speaker 2>Whenever you are, you're telling me. If I have to appear,

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<v Speaker 2>my daughter can't eat.

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<v Speaker 1>It is your calling. This is what we do. Everyone

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<v Speaker 1>has to do this at one.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't believe in your system. I have seen nothing

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<v Speaker 2>but injustice come out of the court system.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a government system that doesn't work. It works fine, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>now it doesn't that's your opinion.

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<v Speaker 2>You're right, because everybody right now guilty.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody who's guilty.

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<v Speaker 2>Anybody that I go off against is guilty because that's

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<v Speaker 2>the way I'm going to find them.

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<v Speaker 1>You mean you're going to be prejudiced.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, you better believe it.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll put you on a triple murder.

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<v Speaker 2>Trial and they're guilty.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll see to it.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't see it or nothing. The conversation is done,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, with me and the like you're supposed to.

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<v Speaker 1>I already did.

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<v Speaker 2>Was you know you did not?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? I did.

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<v Speaker 2>Where's your sign documentation?

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<v Speaker 1>I sent you several private several prove it, several prive it? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>okayve it, I move it.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to have a court officer there on Monday morning, sir,

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<v Speaker 4>they can kiss my ass.

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<v Speaker 2>The government.

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<v Speaker 1>We're taking you away in cuffs.

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<v Speaker 2>That sounds great. I love it. I love you know why?

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<v Speaker 2>I like being handcuffed.

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<v Speaker 1>You like being handcuffed?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, sure, per consider this one. I will sue

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<v Speaker 2>your ass.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't sue so we're a government agency.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes I can. I could do whatever I want. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a free country.

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<v Speaker 1>If you start saving to feed your family today, you'll

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<v Speaker 1>be fine.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't know what my income is.

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<v Speaker 1>What is your income? Sir?

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<v Speaker 2>You don't have a right to ask me that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes I do. I just did.

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<v Speaker 2>I holler I'm talking to my boss. Yeah, okay, Bobby Tom,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't talk right now. He's busy right now, we're

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<v Speaker 2>on a job. He has to go. How would I say, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>we're coming to get you.

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<v Speaker 3>He's such a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>Not interested.

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<v Speaker 4>Despite what freedom you might think you have, you don't

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<v Speaker 4>have a choice.

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<v Speaker 2>What does it take to tell you I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 2>do my job here and you're interrupting my job.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't know who you're messing with.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I do, an.

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<v Speaker 1>You're right, I am a moron. This is scary Jones

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<v Speaker 1>from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show. You've been phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's great.

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<v Speaker 1>Karen over at the office wanted to play this on you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna kill you, Karen, Elvis.

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<v Speaker 1>Duran's phone tap. This phone tab was pre recorded with

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<v Speaker 1>permission granted by all participas the

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the

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<v Speaker 2>Morning Show