WEBVTT - #Throwback Episode - w/ T.K. Kirkland| (Ep.53) 0:00:01.000 --> 0:00:04.760 Yeah, what's up, y'all? What's going on? Bro? Dream Radio? 0:00:06.280 --> 0:00:09.280 He's a legendary queen's rapper. Hey, Hanks, Agree, is your 0:00:09.280 --> 0:00:12.320 boy in O I E? He's a Miami hip hop pioneer? 0:00:12.440 --> 0:00:13.880 What up his dj E f N? 0:00:14.120 --> 0:00:16.480 Together they drink it up with some of the biggest 0:00:16.480 --> 0:00:18.240 players in music and sports. 0:00:18.320 --> 0:00:18.880 You know what I mean? 0:00:19.079 --> 0:00:23.440 The most professional, unprofessional podcast and your number one source 0:00:23.480 --> 0:00:24.360 for drum facts. 0:00:24.480 --> 0:00:27.120 This is drinks Champ Radio. Every day is New Year's Eve. 0:00:27.240 --> 0:00:32.919 That's good, Hey, Hank said, Agree, hope you Soavia? This 0:00:32.960 --> 0:00:33.400 is your boy? 0:00:34.320 --> 0:00:35.680 What up his dj E f N? 0:00:35.800 --> 0:00:38.720 He is drink Chand's motherfucking podcast. 0:00:38.840 --> 0:00:44.879 No I stole. 0:00:46.240 --> 0:00:49.559 Going back, so right now, when you speak about comedy, 0:00:49.600 --> 0:00:52.360 you can't bring up comedy without speaking this guy's name. 0:00:52.840 --> 0:00:56.080 He has toured the world with the likes of people 0:00:56.240 --> 0:01:00.560 like Easy Doctor Dre. And not only just easy eating 0:01:00.600 --> 0:01:03.200 Doctor Dre. He opened up for n W A and 0:01:03.240 --> 0:01:07.080 I heard he got kicked out that tall How are 0:01:07.120 --> 0:01:09.039 you so wild you get kicked out the tall? The 0:01:09.080 --> 0:01:12.880 man has a legend, living legend. He's been around people 0:01:13.000 --> 0:01:15.959 like Eddie Murphy, Charlie Murphy, had beef with them, had be. 0:01:16.040 --> 0:01:17.759 For pop Daddy survived it all. 0:01:17.920 --> 0:01:20.000 Bertie pulled out a gun on sugar and all that 0:01:21.120 --> 0:01:25.319 and all that. When people say, uh, the gangster of comedy, 0:01:25.360 --> 0:01:27.399 I always think of him today. 0:01:27.959 --> 0:01:30.399 You know, I like to be good in my research, so. 0:01:30.319 --> 0:01:34.360 I hate everybody that I would think of respectful journalists. 0:01:34.360 --> 0:01:36.679 And I asked, you don't anything, you know what's up 0:01:36.720 --> 0:01:37.080 with t K? 0:01:37.200 --> 0:01:41.600 And every single person said, he's the gangster of comedy. 0:01:41.880 --> 0:01:43.759 And then he turned but he turned his life around 0:01:43.840 --> 0:01:46.560 and he's living righteous and he's funny as a motherfucker. Recently, 0:01:46.600 --> 0:01:48.880 I just went to his show. I was in stitches. 0:01:49.560 --> 0:01:52.320 Let's make some noise for tea to the motherfucking. 0:01:51.840 --> 0:02:03.160 Cake we got here. Try talk shows over there. Yeah, 0:02:03.200 --> 0:02:07.920 that's Jerry. That's a good that's thank you. I just 0:02:08.680 --> 0:02:14.680 can't niggas now now, t K? Now, what are you 0:02:14.720 --> 0:02:15.440 a drinker? Now? 0:02:15.560 --> 0:02:18.000 I swore when you was at the show, I swore 0:02:18.040 --> 0:02:19.880 you was drinking vodka. You said, I'm wrong, I was 0:02:19.919 --> 0:02:23.000 drinking Grandma. Yet so it wasn't clear like it was 0:02:23.000 --> 0:02:26.320 a doctor's koyak. You know, it depends on my mood. Okay, 0:02:26.400 --> 0:02:28.480 you know, to me, I thought I felt like he 0:02:28.520 --> 0:02:31.560 was a vodka drinker. No, no, okay, it's like it's 0:02:31.639 --> 0:02:33.240 like it was a little all okay, yeah, all right, 0:02:33.919 --> 0:02:35.560 because you know why, you know, when you were when 0:02:35.639 --> 0:02:37.160 real niggas drink brown. 0:02:37.240 --> 0:02:42.480 Real niggas thinking brown. Look at me, just let's make 0:02:42.520 --> 0:02:44.919 some nooyse me asking for which champaigns? So can you 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:49.840 give me find Let's break this down. 0:02:50.480 --> 0:02:54.320 How long have you officially been doing nothing before? 0:02:54.320 --> 0:02:56.000 I asked you that? When? 0:02:56.560 --> 0:02:58.960 What age did you start? What age did you know 0:02:59.080 --> 0:03:01.200 that you had the ability to make people laugh? 0:03:01.520 --> 0:03:01.680 Well? 0:03:01.720 --> 0:03:05.200 I started comedy and when I was twenty five years old, 0:03:05.639 --> 0:03:08.320 So it was comedy to me is not like most ingredients. 0:03:08.840 --> 0:03:11.440 Comedy to me was a hustle. I saw that I 0:03:11.440 --> 0:03:14.600 could make money doing what I was doing, so I 0:03:14.639 --> 0:03:17.960 took it and flipped it and became good at it. 0:03:18.160 --> 0:03:19.480 And then you know, once you know that you can 0:03:19.560 --> 0:03:23.880 make money at something, you know, it became therapeutic. Putting 0:03:23.880 --> 0:03:26.040 the big boys over, you know, it became therapeutic, It 0:03:26.040 --> 0:03:28.360 became It changed my life in so many ways because 0:03:28.360 --> 0:03:31.079 I had, like my mother, my brothers twenty three started 0:03:31.120 --> 0:03:31.600 to cut you off? 0:03:32.360 --> 0:03:35.560 Twenty five, yes, so you didn't know like in your teens, 0:03:36.040 --> 0:03:36.280 I had. 0:03:36.360 --> 0:03:39.440 People were laughing. But I wasn't a class clown, you know. 0:03:39.480 --> 0:03:41.280 I was a straight a student. You know I went 0:03:41.320 --> 0:03:43.440 to the Olympic Trials and trying to feel out of 0:03:43.520 --> 0:03:48.000 snot of high school in New Jersey because you're from 0:03:48.000 --> 0:03:50.520 New Jersey. I'm from New Jersey, Jersey, New Jersey. No, 0:03:50.800 --> 0:03:53.000 then what happened? Oh thank you so much for me. 0:03:54.200 --> 0:03:59.000 I came out here for the gifts. I came for 0:03:59.080 --> 0:04:02.840 the gifts a mom, I get to I get to 0:04:04.600 --> 0:04:05.720 check your shot glass. 0:04:05.400 --> 0:04:07.000 Out on the pot for all I need. 0:04:07.000 --> 0:04:09.520 But before we go, everybody has to sign this for 0:04:09.560 --> 0:04:11.040 me out the data on right. 0:04:11.400 --> 0:04:13.760 That for you that's talking about We usually drink those. Now. 0:04:13.840 --> 0:04:15.760 One thing I want to say before the show start. 0:04:16.080 --> 0:04:18.760 Since y'all getting money, the next time I come on. 0:04:18.720 --> 0:04:23.359 The show and you give me a better motherfucking chairs, 0:04:25.600 --> 0:04:28.839 I'm gonna be on this. This hurting a little better 0:04:28.920 --> 0:04:31.440 chair is squeaking. You gotta better. Let me tell you something. 0:04:31.760 --> 0:04:32.120 This is. 0:04:32.120 --> 0:04:33.800 This is our engineer hazard. It sounds it. 0:04:33.800 --> 0:04:36.279 Hazard is used to have a studio, and it hazard 0:04:36.320 --> 0:04:40.919 a studio everywhere the AC work besides the vocable and 0:04:40.960 --> 0:04:43.560 the crazy ship is when you so you would never 0:04:43.640 --> 0:04:47.360 bullshit and is it is vocable like you a bullshit 0:04:47.440 --> 0:04:48.800 outside the lamps, But when. 0:04:48.640 --> 0:04:50.440 You gave me in to do your verse, you would 0:04:50.480 --> 0:04:52.800 do your verse and get out. So when we first 0:04:52.839 --> 0:04:55.840 came here and we all sat back and thought about the. 0:04:55.839 --> 0:04:57.680 Chairs, I was like, these people gonna get the best 0:04:57.680 --> 0:05:00.719 interview because they're gonna be uncomfortable and in this episode, 0:05:00.839 --> 0:05:03.440 but are the same tyking They're gonna want to want 0:05:03.480 --> 0:05:05.840 to give the best interview, Like Buster came on here 0:05:05.880 --> 0:05:07.520 and was like, I want to do a better interview 0:05:07.560 --> 0:05:09.799 than such and such and such a but salute to UTK, 0:05:10.000 --> 0:05:13.520 motherfucking Curtis, motherfucker drink for being on the drinke chest. 0:05:14.200 --> 0:05:20.839 Been trying to do this for months. 0:05:21.120 --> 0:05:25.280 So twenty three, twenty five, five, twenty five, So what 0:05:26.360 --> 0:05:28.839 made you say I'm gonna do this now? A man 0:05:28.880 --> 0:05:32.159 hired me for a birthday party. I did the birthday party. 0:05:32.200 --> 0:05:33.200 He bought the money up. 0:05:33.839 --> 0:05:35.279 You know, I didn't know you commedy. 0:05:35.320 --> 0:05:40.000 I did a comedy show like an audition for beginners 0:05:40.000 --> 0:05:44.000 at the comedy Store, and that particular night, Easy ice 0:05:44.080 --> 0:05:46.720 Cube and doctor dra came to see me performed because 0:05:46.760 --> 0:05:49.680 I met Easy at the Bobby Brown concert with So 0:05:49.720 --> 0:05:51.880 what years is this week? And it's nineteen eighty eight, 0:05:53.120 --> 0:05:55.120 so this is like the height of NW, just the 0:05:55.160 --> 0:05:55.840 height of it. 0:05:55.880 --> 0:05:58.160 Easy. It just came out with me one easy hold 0:05:58.160 --> 0:06:00.719 on how much cocaine was at that Bobby party? You 0:06:00.760 --> 0:06:01.000 know what? 0:06:01.040 --> 0:06:06.320 It wasn't a party, it was a concert. 0:06:06.720 --> 0:06:06.920 Yeah. 0:06:08.400 --> 0:06:11.799 He was with Teena Marie and I saw this little 0:06:11.839 --> 0:06:15.600 motherfucker walking with Jerry Carroll and they put the song 0:06:15.720 --> 0:06:18.080 on because they didn't have comedians during that time. It 0:06:18.120 --> 0:06:21.080 was in the mission they want to the only comment 0:06:21.160 --> 0:06:23.760 that I didn't stand up most of you just got 0:06:23.760 --> 0:06:26.240 a gentleman and Alex Thomas that did it, but I 0:06:26.440 --> 0:06:27.680 didn't most of all the time. 0:06:27.839 --> 0:06:34.000 He's a video probably, so yeah, my videos my man. 0:06:34.080 --> 0:06:36.080 So I asked Easy. I asked Easy to go on 0:06:36.279 --> 0:06:36.880 toward with him. 0:06:36.920 --> 0:06:39.400 He said they needed to see me perform him ice 0:06:39.440 --> 0:06:40.920 cube and it's easy. 0:06:41.040 --> 0:06:42.040 Yeah. Everybody, I just. 0:06:41.960 --> 0:06:43.960 Want to tell you after you went on you did 0:06:44.000 --> 0:06:45.760 this party. You said your dad did a party. Somebody 0:06:45.839 --> 0:06:48.200 hired you for a party, right, and the Easy swore you. 0:06:48.160 --> 0:06:49.359 At that party. 0:06:48.839 --> 0:06:52.240 You did that audition, Yes, had the audition at the 0:06:52.240 --> 0:06:54.920 comedy store. So the guy was there and Easy them 0:06:55.000 --> 0:06:56.919 was there the same night. The man loved me so 0:06:57.000 --> 0:06:58.440 much he hired me for a party. Like about a 0:06:58.480 --> 0:07:01.000 week later. I did the party. Ball the money up 0:07:01.320 --> 0:07:03.240 and I didn't look at it. I just put in 0:07:03.240 --> 0:07:05.839 my pocket. I'm driving all the way home. When I 0:07:05.880 --> 0:07:08.719 got home, I opened it was seven hundred dollars. This 0:07:08.760 --> 0:07:13.440 is it was tying to work. Who was expecting a 0:07:13.440 --> 0:07:16.360 couple of hundreds Like a couple of hundred dollars. 0:07:20.360 --> 0:07:25.000 Yeah, okay, so I described this. You stepped it easy. 0:07:26.000 --> 0:07:27.800 And this is because this was like the first time 0:07:27.920 --> 0:07:31.200 a West Coast artist was making a national tour, right, 0:07:31.560 --> 0:07:36.400 I believe one DMC was the people l nobody from 0:07:36.400 --> 0:07:37.160 the West Coast. 0:07:37.080 --> 0:07:40.080 Nobody from he wasn't yet was early. 0:07:40.240 --> 0:07:42.680 He was okay, but yeah he was, but he did 0:07:43.520 --> 0:07:45.000 n WA put everybody on the map. 0:07:45.320 --> 0:07:47.480 So he was working. But then it was after a 0:07:47.600 --> 0:07:51.080 national tour. This right, So you stepped it easy and 0:07:51.120 --> 0:07:54.440 you say what you need to let me open up 0:07:54.480 --> 0:07:56.920 for you. I was just gangster it, you know. 0:07:57.080 --> 0:08:00.840 But during that time I was so confident my material 0:08:01.200 --> 0:08:03.280 that I did that to everybody, you know. I did 0:08:03.280 --> 0:08:05.520 that the Teddy Rowley and guy. I did that to 0:08:06.160 --> 0:08:08.760 Frankie Beverly and Maze. I did that ship with the 0:08:08.800 --> 0:08:13.160 Whisper I did. I did all that with everybody. You know, 0:08:13.720 --> 0:08:18.600 Keith Sweat, like Mary j Blye, like the lists go on, yeah. 0:08:19.520 --> 0:08:20.280 Patty the Bell. 0:08:20.560 --> 0:08:24.840 But but but let's just be clese you every It's 0:08:24.840 --> 0:08:28.560 just that I represent myself. I'm agent manager even to 0:08:28.600 --> 0:08:30.920 this day, to this day, to this day, so I 0:08:31.040 --> 0:08:33.079 do everything. I'm the vallet, I get all the money. 0:08:33.120 --> 0:08:36.880 Everybody can describe what we're great. 0:08:36.960 --> 0:08:41.280 But they were gangsters like Easy and doctor Dress suicide. 0:08:41.520 --> 0:08:43.720 So I just want to I just want to try 0:08:43.760 --> 0:08:45.880 to picture this moment. So you told him let me 0:08:45.880 --> 0:08:49.400 be on tour. He goes he couldn't. Just he said, 0:08:49.400 --> 0:08:51.240 I don't let you see. Yeah, he said, yo, I'm 0:08:51.240 --> 0:08:53.600 gonna come say. He was one of the coolest motherfuckers 0:08:53.640 --> 0:08:54.080 I've ever met. 0:08:54.120 --> 0:08:55.880 From man, one of the coolest. 0:08:55.920 --> 0:08:58.240 And I learned so much during that tour because that's 0:08:58.280 --> 0:09:01.600 the first time I took a bit with me on tour, 0:09:01.840 --> 0:09:03.840 because I've been a player my whole life. So I 0:09:04.120 --> 0:09:06.280 rolled up on a girl in kans City and take 0:09:06.320 --> 0:09:10.120 it with me. So we get to the next city. 0:09:10.400 --> 0:09:12.760 I'm the first act. I gotta be at the mic check. 0:09:14.080 --> 0:09:16.320 I know it's the girl didn't come back right the way, 0:09:17.000 --> 0:09:19.600 so a you know she was the hotel. 0:09:19.600 --> 0:09:21.760 I'm not knowing what's going on. Two o'clock in the morning, 0:09:21.800 --> 0:09:25.120 Easy knocks on my door. Huh, he said, come here, 0:09:25.160 --> 0:09:28.440 come here, come I come back. He said, yo, ran 0:09:28.600 --> 0:09:40.480 fucked your good And he's always every time I see 0:09:40.559 --> 0:09:43.920 written to this day, I got a little slight attitude. 0:09:45.000 --> 0:09:47.520 Not that I hate, no, I know that was the 0:09:47.520 --> 0:09:49.640 first time that ever happened to me. And I know 0:09:49.679 --> 0:09:51.880 what that that that feels like, you know what I'm saying. 0:09:52.280 --> 0:09:57.800 So Easy falls in the hallway, rolls just laughing his 0:09:59.400 --> 0:10:01.760 so to be a man, I had to throw the 0:10:01.760 --> 0:10:05.200 bitch out the room because that's what motherfucker's supposed to do. 0:10:06.280 --> 0:10:09.360 Crazy story. So how was that role? 0:10:09.400 --> 0:10:12.880 Because I also see I've seen an interview with you 0:10:13.240 --> 0:10:17.680 just describing that tour, just saying that because the movie 0:10:17.960 --> 0:10:21.360 from the movie. In the movie, I seen you do 0:10:21.400 --> 0:10:23.800 an interview and you you started to describe that tour. 0:10:23.920 --> 0:10:27.120 So that was that tour that waste? Okay, describe that tour? 0:10:27.200 --> 0:10:29.560 Did we want to give into a hot the thing 0:10:29.600 --> 0:10:31.480 that they didn't show? 0:10:31.520 --> 0:10:34.160 I thought it would have been phenomenal when we first 0:10:34.160 --> 0:10:36.480 went a tour, this when. 0:10:36.320 --> 0:10:38.280 Boomboxes was still out. 0:10:38.520 --> 0:10:40.760 So we're on the we're on the plane and Dre 0:10:41.040 --> 0:10:45.600 is playing the Ship album No playing his music in 0:10:45.640 --> 0:10:47.559 the plane, in the plane, loud. 0:10:47.240 --> 0:10:48.560 As Fun, loud as fun. 0:10:48.640 --> 0:10:51.040 The night attendant said you have to turn that down, 0:10:52.120 --> 0:10:53.640 easy and saying, fuck. 0:10:53.440 --> 0:10:57.560 You bench, you're laughing, but this will go down the plane. 0:10:58.240 --> 0:10:59.600 Please fasten seatbelts. 0:10:59.679 --> 0:11:03.120 We are sending will make an emergency Landos. They get 0:11:03.200 --> 0:11:05.960 us all off the motherfucker plane in Arizona. 0:11:06.480 --> 0:11:06.760 Easy. 0:11:06.760 --> 0:11:10.160 He's so caked up. He just bought everybody more tickets 0:11:10.280 --> 0:11:12.400 and we got on another flight boom and was gone. 0:11:12.720 --> 0:11:14.400 Great story. I just stayed to put that in the movie. 0:11:14.480 --> 0:11:19.400 Let's make some It was the truth, yo. 0:11:19.600 --> 0:11:22.400 So besides that, what else in that movie did you 0:11:22.440 --> 0:11:26.400 think that they missed? Because you was around early early, 0:11:26.520 --> 0:11:29.600 and everything about that movie was on point. Okay, everything 0:11:29.600 --> 0:11:32.280 about stra Condom was a point because Q did it 0:11:32.320 --> 0:11:33.400 from his point of. 0:11:33.400 --> 0:11:37.000 View and right right, and I saw everything that happened. 0:11:37.240 --> 0:11:39.560 I was there at night that ice Cube left when 0:11:39.600 --> 0:11:42.080 they didn't pay them his money. I knew when that happened. 0:11:42.320 --> 0:11:47.200 I saw with doctor drake brother had died. But I 0:11:47.280 --> 0:11:49.520 was a little manatorial to them, right, So even though 0:11:49.559 --> 0:11:52.120 they was they had their little freak session and all that, 0:11:52.280 --> 0:11:53.560 I was just the player of the group. 0:11:53.720 --> 0:11:54.920 You know, I had to go in my room and 0:11:54.960 --> 0:11:57.160 have my bitch or whatever. I ain't gonna do being 0:11:57.200 --> 0:11:59.080 I'm not gonna do all the group fucking you know 0:11:59.160 --> 0:12:01.200 that kind of shit, because I'm a one on one 0:12:01.440 --> 0:12:04.800 type of guy and me. Yeah, they were kids, you know, 0:12:04.840 --> 0:12:07.199 there was kids. And it's good to see the ground. 0:12:08.160 --> 0:12:10.080 Because because because you got to be like six hundred, 0:12:10.520 --> 0:12:13.880 I'm like six hundred, don't be good, don't thank you 0:12:13.920 --> 0:12:14.280 so much. 0:12:15.400 --> 0:12:19.160 So it's not as tall. So now, what the fuck 0:12:19.200 --> 0:12:22.040 does t K to to the motherfucking k do to 0:12:22.120 --> 0:12:23.280 get kicked off of? 0:12:23.280 --> 0:12:26.560 Off fucking and you gotta kicked off that got kicked 0:12:26.559 --> 0:12:32.920 off that. So here's the crazy shit. Because one hour 0:12:32.960 --> 0:12:36.440 was worse than the group. I was worse than n W. 0:12:37.400 --> 0:12:39.000 So we're in the act. 0:12:39.160 --> 0:12:41.480 Oh my, at okay, so we're in. 0:12:43.880 --> 0:12:44.520 No, it's great. 0:12:44.840 --> 0:12:47.640 You gotta remember this is before for fanity really was 0:12:47.679 --> 0:12:49.040 able to take off. 0:12:49.120 --> 0:12:51.760 Everything that was happening there. This is the one that. 0:12:52.200 --> 0:12:54.720 All this is like we set in the tone for everything. 0:12:55.240 --> 0:12:57.000 There was a movie that came out in nineteen eighty 0:12:57.040 --> 0:13:02.280 eight called Mississippi Burning, and in Mississippi Burners saw at 0:13:02.280 --> 0:13:04.760 the show, I said, all the black people stand up. 0:13:04.800 --> 0:13:07.439 They stood up. I said, all the white people stand up. 0:13:07.480 --> 0:13:10.560 I said, y'all seeing the movie Mississippi Burner, I said, 0:13:10.559 --> 0:13:15.360 hang them. But the promoters who are sensitive because of 0:13:15.600 --> 0:13:17.199 n w A, because he was getting. 0:13:16.920 --> 0:13:19.640 Controversial on the FBI said T. K. 0:13:19.840 --> 0:13:23.560 Kirklan is trying to cite a riot, so they banned 0:13:23.559 --> 0:13:24.880 me for four cities. 0:13:25.320 --> 0:13:28.560 Wow, that's what cities you remember? It's a Bible belt. 0:13:28.600 --> 0:13:28.880 I don't know. 0:13:29.160 --> 0:13:30.240 I don't remember the cities, but. 0:13:30.160 --> 0:13:31.840 I know after Cincinnatis, right, I know the next one. 0:13:31.840 --> 0:13:34.200 I thought that was Indiana, So I never got but 0:13:34.240 --> 0:13:36.199 it was that was that would have been the phenomenal 0:13:36.200 --> 0:13:38.920 thing for me. But I made the what's so important 0:13:38.920 --> 0:13:41.960 about the people need to know? That night I was 0:13:42.000 --> 0:13:44.800 the star of America because I was on the eleven 0:13:44.840 --> 0:13:51.359 o'clock news as being the comedian who stole the shine 0:13:51.640 --> 0:13:54.120 from one of the hottest groups in the world in 0:13:54.440 --> 0:13:54.760 w A. 0:13:54.960 --> 0:13:58.600 And we're more controversial than controversial. Absolutely absolutely. 0:13:59.320 --> 0:14:00.800 Let me just ask and then I want to get 0:14:00.840 --> 0:14:03.520 right back into this n WA question. Yes, do you 0:14:03.600 --> 0:14:05.959 feel like you're the first hip hop comedian, because yeah, 0:14:06.000 --> 0:14:08.800 he's definitely like we have a good front of the show, 0:14:08.880 --> 0:14:12.200 Jack Thriller and Jack is my man. People consider Jack 0:14:12.280 --> 0:14:15.440 a hip Yeah, because Jack is for his the new generation. 0:14:15.840 --> 0:14:17.640 I just happened to be around for a long time. 0:14:18.080 --> 0:14:19.680 I like what Jack though, because I always used to 0:14:19.720 --> 0:14:20.200 tell Jack. 0:14:20.120 --> 0:14:22.840 He wasn't funny. But yeah, I'm being honest and not 0:14:23.240 --> 0:14:23.800 in the mean way. 0:14:24.240 --> 0:14:26.600 Jack wasn't funny, But what I try to tell comens 0:14:26.600 --> 0:14:28.880 in this business, you got to find your own niche 0:14:29.080 --> 0:14:31.720 and make it work for you. And Jack used to 0:14:31.800 --> 0:14:35.400 go with another name called Honeybun in Atlanta, and I said, 0:14:35.480 --> 0:14:37.800 the old nigga, you can't be walking around this ship, na, 0:14:38.120 --> 0:14:45.880 motherfucker Honeybun and you're going to Atlanta honey line. So 0:14:46.120 --> 0:14:49.480 he changed his name. He's worked hard and now motherfucker 0:14:49.560 --> 0:14:52.480 is the star. And you considered and in hip hop, 0:14:52.480 --> 0:14:55.280 he's considered a hip hop Comedian's considered hip hop comedian. 0:14:55.320 --> 0:14:59.080 Absolutely. I think that's a justice title. Just do what 0:14:59.120 --> 0:14:59.440 I mean. 0:15:00.240 --> 0:15:03.320 The world has changed since I started. I think comedy 0:15:03.360 --> 0:15:07.040 and entertainment. Now, you don't need much to be successful 0:15:07.040 --> 0:15:10.280 because everything has gotten The value of a lot of 0:15:10.280 --> 0:15:12.160 things have gone down. And what I mean by that 0:15:12.320 --> 0:15:15.200 is the way the new generation is thinking is not 0:15:15.280 --> 0:15:18.160 the same as ten to fifteen years ago because social 0:15:18.240 --> 0:15:21.080 media has truly changed everything. This is why Donald Trump 0:15:21.160 --> 0:15:23.320 was able to pull off the biggest upset in the 0:15:23.360 --> 0:15:25.880 world because of the way people think. This is why 0:15:25.880 --> 0:15:31.040 the Kadashians are so phenomenal, because no one takes the 0:15:31.120 --> 0:15:34.840 time to really see what's going on far as death 0:15:35.240 --> 0:15:37.400 and quality of packages. 0:15:37.800 --> 0:15:39.720 Just death, they said death. 0:15:39.720 --> 0:15:42.920 I'm like, yeah, no, like like the quality and you 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:45.320 really got to give flavor flave the problem. 0:15:45.440 --> 0:15:49.479 Yeah. The first was he was the first motherfucker that started. 0:15:49.280 --> 0:15:51.840 Ship and first with that one show with all the 0:15:52.600 --> 0:15:57.480 pay and the thing about them before that people, what 0:15:57.640 --> 0:15:59.880 fucked you up is that you can't believe all them 0:16:00.320 --> 0:16:01.400 was like a flavor flame. 0:16:02.600 --> 0:16:05.880 No, I'm keep going flavor nigga, like you know, damn well, 0:16:06.160 --> 0:16:07.880 them bitches really are. 0:16:07.880 --> 0:16:09.800 Like these bitches were spiking them with this nigga like 0:16:09.880 --> 0:16:10.600 he was drinking. 0:16:12.320 --> 0:16:17.920 I came kissing this nigga like you was really tongue 0:16:18.000 --> 0:16:21.520 in flavor flames and I really got like nine kids. 0:16:22.520 --> 0:16:25.160 Who is letting this nigga put his baggy? 0:16:26.800 --> 0:16:29.000 This is my point in my shirt. Who raised these 0:16:29.040 --> 0:16:35.120 bitches is like the flame supposed to get that much? 0:16:38.800 --> 0:16:41.200 These holes don't know, they don't they anybody? 0:16:41.320 --> 0:16:42.480 Bigga's out here killing him? 0:16:42.600 --> 0:16:42.800 Yeah? 0:16:43.000 --> 0:16:47.600 You know who was he was doing? Biggie here stop? Yeah, 0:16:47.680 --> 0:16:50.640 st niggas weird. He's social media. He didn't need to 0:16:51.680 --> 0:16:54.200 your mother fucking aside your shirt. Nigga ain't seen that. 0:16:54.240 --> 0:16:55.840 I saw a nigga the last week with the aside 0:16:55.840 --> 0:16:57.560 your shirt, I said, nigga ain't seen one of them 0:16:57.680 --> 0:17:00.480 since Biggie was the nigga, but he was the bigger 0:17:00.520 --> 0:17:02.960 head style though, you know, the the New York Biggers 0:17:03.680 --> 0:17:04.480 play head. 0:17:05.000 --> 0:17:06.399 No, but let me ask you. 0:17:06.960 --> 0:17:10.360 Let me ask you because now I asked a fat 0:17:10.480 --> 0:17:12.760 Joe this well, I said, Yo, when you first lay 0:17:12.880 --> 0:17:14.720 eyes on pun, did you know he was a star? 0:17:14.800 --> 0:17:16.439 And you do you know how big he was gonna be? 0:17:17.119 --> 0:17:19.680 So I have to ask you the same question because. 0:17:19.600 --> 0:17:21.600 You know you would you were the comedian. 0:17:21.680 --> 0:17:23.680 You was knowing when you look when you first looked 0:17:23.680 --> 0:17:26.160 at n w A, did you know that twenty thirty 0:17:26.240 --> 0:17:28.960 years later these guys would be having this movie or 0:17:29.000 --> 0:17:31.080 did you just think it was just I just threw it, 0:17:31.119 --> 0:17:33.560 probably just for the moment. No one knew where that 0:17:33.680 --> 0:17:35.080 was going. Did you think hip hop was for the 0:17:35.080 --> 0:17:36.760 moment or just that group was for the moment. I 0:17:36.760 --> 0:17:38.840 don't think anyone really knew, you know what I'm saying. 0:17:38.880 --> 0:17:41.680 Saying for me to say way both. But everything was 0:17:41.720 --> 0:17:44.040 against hip hop. Everything was against hip hop, but for 0:17:44.119 --> 0:17:46.680 it to have lasted this long. And what you got 0:17:46.720 --> 0:17:49.439 to give credit to Ice Cube about is that he 0:17:49.560 --> 0:17:53.200 outworked everybody that put him on. He worked at John Singleton, 0:17:53.720 --> 0:17:55.480 you know what I'm saying, saying he worked, He out 0:17:55.560 --> 0:17:59.399 worked every motherfucker body. And since I was such an 0:17:59.480 --> 0:18:01.720 answer very, I wish I'd have hung out with them 0:18:01.760 --> 0:18:04.600 more because they loved me. But by me being in 0:18:04.640 --> 0:18:07.919 the streets, I was hustling. My family really ran Junior 0:18:07.920 --> 0:18:11.400 Mafia out of Philadelphia, heard James Cole and at least 0:18:11.400 --> 0:18:14.320 my cousin. So I'm hustling on the street, still doing comedy, 0:18:14.480 --> 0:18:16.760 still confused, not knowing what I want to do, but 0:18:16.800 --> 0:18:19.840 I'm making mad motherfucking money. So I wasn't thinking about 0:18:19.960 --> 0:18:22.480 auditions and all that kind of shit because to me, 0:18:23.520 --> 0:18:26.120 I didn't want to put my faith in the hands 0:18:26.160 --> 0:18:28.840 of the motherfuckers telling me, yeah, you accepted in the 0:18:29.080 --> 0:18:31.399 TV show or you're the movie. I was making too 0:18:31.480 --> 0:18:33.440 much money on the street to deal with that type 0:18:33.440 --> 0:18:35.880 of ship. So wherever the money was, just like example, 0:18:36.560 --> 0:18:38.080 they got the name of the street after. 0:18:37.920 --> 0:18:40.600 Me in my hometown in Jersey City, New Jersey. So 0:18:40.640 --> 0:18:41.119 when they. 0:18:41.000 --> 0:18:47.199 Called me, I turned it down down because I'm if 0:18:47.240 --> 0:18:50.440 I'm about to lose money, I don't give a fuck. 0:18:50.680 --> 0:18:53.840 So I'm driving, I'm talking to my daughter. I said, yeah, 0:18:53.840 --> 0:18:56.359 you know, they asked to put his street after me, 0:18:56.760 --> 0:18:59.800 T K. Kirkler now and my baby said, Dad, you 0:18:59.800 --> 0:19:02.880 know that's my name too. So when she said that, 0:19:03.119 --> 0:19:05.360 you know, names on streets last forever. 0:19:05.840 --> 0:19:07.520 So I was like, you know, I call them back on. 0:19:07.600 --> 0:19:14.959 So it goes down. February twenty fifth. My point is 0:19:15.119 --> 0:19:17.399 you got to play the hand that's dealt so on 0:19:17.440 --> 0:19:20.520 that street you could sell drugs again. You do what 0:19:20.560 --> 0:19:22.320 I want to do, and it's okay, you do whatever 0:19:22.359 --> 0:19:24.600 you want to do. In my head, I was saying, 0:19:24.720 --> 0:19:25.760 I can see niggas. 0:19:25.440 --> 0:19:29.600 Like yo, ma, I'm on Kirkling so as so this 0:19:29.720 --> 0:19:32.360 is a guy. I think his name is Capone? Yes, 0:19:32.440 --> 0:19:33.040 get stuff? 0:19:33.080 --> 0:19:36.400 Yes, yes, has that title ever like offended you? 0:19:36.400 --> 0:19:39.800 No, see, because when I I had a bigger picture 0:19:39.880 --> 0:19:42.480 than when Copone started using gangst comic because I was 0:19:42.520 --> 0:19:44.800 saying it first and he started using but I wasn't 0:19:45.000 --> 0:19:47.479 using it, you know it was it was just a 0:19:47.520 --> 0:19:50.800 little bit. I didn't want to be associated being a gangster. 0:19:51.400 --> 0:19:52.760 The reason why didn't want to socialate being a gangs 0:19:52.760 --> 0:19:55.320 because I really was a gangster and I didn't want 0:19:55.359 --> 0:19:59.760 to have nothing negative about me as I moved through 0:19:59.760 --> 0:20:03.240 this this journey that we're going on based on the 0:20:04.359 --> 0:20:05.920 past that I'm dealing with, because I did with a 0:20:05.960 --> 0:20:07.760 lot of senators, I did a lot of. 0:20:07.720 --> 0:20:11.800 Mayors and what did you being political? Yeah yeah, So. 0:20:13.240 --> 0:20:16.199 When he did that, I thought it was cool and 0:20:16.240 --> 0:20:17.840 I have nothing against it. I think that that was 0:20:17.880 --> 0:20:20.159 good for him. I just didn't want to be a 0:20:20.240 --> 0:20:24.080 part of anything that said gangster. And so how do 0:20:24.119 --> 0:20:26.199 you with that being said, how do you feel that? 0:20:26.600 --> 0:20:28.639 I tell you at least like seven people I hit, 0:20:28.720 --> 0:20:29.720 All of them said he used to. 0:20:29.720 --> 0:20:32.280 Be against us, he's against Like, how do you feel 0:20:32.320 --> 0:20:34.879 do you do you ever grow out of like i'mbarrassed. 0:20:34.920 --> 0:20:38.320 What's her name, Drea? Drea, she said on the Burpost Club. 0:20:38.359 --> 0:20:41.399 She said, don't after a while your wholeness get deleted. Like, 0:20:41.920 --> 0:20:42.760 don't after a while. 0:20:43.760 --> 0:20:47.040 I follow every where you go in a way. Yeah. 0:20:48.920 --> 0:20:50.879 And the thing about credit, you can always fix your credit. 0:20:51.320 --> 0:20:54.119 Think about life, You're always fix your life. And the 0:20:54.160 --> 0:20:56.840 thing about anybody that's listening to this, whatever you're going through, 0:20:56.880 --> 0:21:00.080 you just really grind. Leave the women alone, and to 0:21:00.200 --> 0:21:02.800 you really get on your hustle and your grind, you 0:21:02.880 --> 0:21:03.880 can really achieve. 0:21:04.119 --> 0:21:04.720 So I left. 0:21:04.840 --> 0:21:07.320 I was fucking here and there, but I had a goal, 0:21:07.640 --> 0:21:10.280 and one of the goals was peace of mind. See, 0:21:10.400 --> 0:21:13.800 once you understand and feel peace of mind, you will 0:21:13.840 --> 0:21:19.840 never let that goal for no motherfucking exactly. Yes, everything, 0:21:20.040 --> 0:21:22.440 So I don't want nothing to do with being a gangster. Now, 0:21:22.480 --> 0:21:25.000 if you put me in a situation that I'm thinking 0:21:25.040 --> 0:21:28.440 about hurting you, I'm scared because I know. 0:21:28.520 --> 0:21:31.040 For yoursel Yes, because you know you're about to watch it. Well, 0:21:31.040 --> 0:21:32.760 if you've been in front of a judge, when you've 0:21:32.760 --> 0:21:34.399 been in front of a judge, when. 0:21:34.240 --> 0:21:36.520 You've been in front of prosecutors and they're trying to 0:21:36.760 --> 0:21:38.000 the trying to you over. 0:21:38.920 --> 0:21:42.199 I'm not really a true reason. Sorry. You know what, 0:21:42.240 --> 0:21:44.520 you stay with you stay with you, keep with you. 0:21:45.960 --> 0:21:47.919 And I try to tell people not to pass blunts 0:21:47.920 --> 0:21:56.080 around because that's how motherfucker psychologically turned gay. Because when 0:21:56.160 --> 0:22:00.240 niggas passed joints around and you start loosing, that's. 0:21:59.560 --> 0:22:03.359 All this that's a lot of ship. That's a lot 0:22:03.400 --> 0:22:08.680 of ship. Nigga thinks that you driving. 0:22:10.520 --> 0:22:14.359 I feel like it's shot time, a shot, shot, take 0:22:14.400 --> 0:22:17.440 a shot. Being white, we don't got no shot glasses though, 0:22:17.640 --> 0:22:19.440 t K good, you got shot glasses. 0:22:21.119 --> 0:22:24.040 This one that's yours. This is a this is astray 0:22:24.119 --> 0:22:24.520 my brother. 0:22:24.960 --> 0:22:28.320 So in comedy we had we had Danny Garcia sit 0:22:28.400 --> 0:22:29.080 in the same seat. 0:22:29.200 --> 0:22:32.240 Wow is that right? A box of Danny Garcia? And 0:22:32.359 --> 0:22:32.960 what he said. 0:22:33.440 --> 0:22:36.280 We asked him, how does a person like you know start. 0:22:36.040 --> 0:22:38.600 Out being a boxer? Yes, and he said that anybody 0:22:38.640 --> 0:22:41.000 could be a box you just gotta go. 0:22:41.200 --> 0:22:46.760 But you just you know, physical work, he said, registered 0:22:47.480 --> 0:22:48.840 box to work. 0:22:48.840 --> 0:22:50.960 Anybody can be a boxer, like you know what I'm saying. 0:22:51.560 --> 0:22:54.719 So how does a one start being a comedian? How 0:22:54.880 --> 0:22:55.240 is this. 0:22:55.400 --> 0:22:59.919 Class clown that is in the crowd talking, yelling, at mischieving. 0:23:00.400 --> 0:23:03.119 He wasn't wasn't no, I wasn't see. But everybody has 0:23:03.160 --> 0:23:05.840 their own story. Yeah, and that's the start. How does 0:23:05.880 --> 0:23:08.639 a person I can't really speak for someone else because 0:23:08.640 --> 0:23:09.560 I don't know their journey. 0:23:09.920 --> 0:23:12.680 It's based on their journey. They could have been a class. 0:23:12.359 --> 0:23:14.760 Clown, they could have been a supervisor, they could have 0:23:14.800 --> 0:23:17.760 been a cut head a barbershop and someone said, ooh, nigga, 0:23:17.720 --> 0:23:20.119 you need to start doing standing up commedy. But a 0:23:20.119 --> 0:23:22.359 lot of people can't make the transition from being a 0:23:22.359 --> 0:23:23.320 class clown. 0:23:23.520 --> 0:23:26.200 To going on stage. Or you can make it and. 0:23:26.160 --> 0:23:28.800 Just become a regular motherfucker that work in the neighborhood. 0:23:29.000 --> 0:23:31.159 Or do you want to become national or do you 0:23:31.200 --> 0:23:33.200 want the world to know who you are? And that 0:23:33.320 --> 0:23:36.160 takes time. So you got to have the whole total package. 0:23:37.280 --> 0:23:38.399 Now, it's Kevin hard funny. 0:23:38.720 --> 0:23:40.880 Now, when I said this on the Breakfast Club earlier 0:23:40.880 --> 0:23:43.560 this year, I said, Kevin Hot wasn't funny, And let 0:23:43.600 --> 0:23:45.200 me explain to you what I mean by that. The 0:23:45.280 --> 0:23:48.679 niggas still ain't funny, But he said he's still not. 0:23:48.880 --> 0:23:50.480 He's still not funny. But let me stay to you 0:23:50.480 --> 0:23:52.560 what I mean when people because people in this generation 0:23:52.720 --> 0:23:54.840 y'all take ship and run and talk about him. 0:23:56.359 --> 0:23:58.879 Not it's just you know what you mean. Yeah, So 0:23:59.040 --> 0:23:59.840 my point is. 0:24:00.720 --> 0:24:03.200 I never used to watch that. I never watch another 0:24:03.240 --> 0:24:06.800 stand up comedian. The purpose, the reason why I never 0:24:06.840 --> 0:24:09.440 watched another stand up comedian is because I don't want 0:24:09.440 --> 0:24:12.320 to see what they're talking about. Because when you watch 0:24:12.320 --> 0:24:17.000 another comedy, they say something funny, Mexican mule somehow, some way, 0:24:17.080 --> 0:24:20.200 be in another sitting the DM Mexic comedy niggah. 0:24:19.800 --> 0:24:23.240 And boom, she just comes out. It had just come out. 0:24:23.320 --> 0:24:25.840 Now the wrong person, see that, Rob Williams said when 0:24:25.840 --> 0:24:27.840 they was Yeah, they'll say, oh he sold so and 0:24:27.880 --> 0:24:28.760 so basic. 0:24:31.000 --> 0:24:44.560 Just whatever, Yes, this is whatever. That's good. 0:24:45.400 --> 0:24:45.919 That was. 0:24:46.280 --> 0:24:49.359 Yeah, that was like that. So mm hmmm. 0:24:49.840 --> 0:24:54.680 One night, Yes, I'm laying in bed and Kevin Hark 0:24:54.720 --> 0:24:55.080 comes on. 0:24:56.080 --> 0:24:59.840 I thought he came in your room. No, right, that's 0:24:59.880 --> 0:25:03.680 the want to give. I told you you. 0:25:05.400 --> 0:25:17.879 Let that out you left, Kevin. 0:25:19.200 --> 0:25:20.640 It was funny than a mother. 0:25:22.240 --> 0:25:24.119 I think it was the first one when he was 0:25:26.200 --> 0:25:27.600 I don't know the outfit, I don't know the name 0:25:27.640 --> 0:25:30.280 of the show. Bum line, the nigga was funny. I 0:25:30.320 --> 0:25:33.800 couldn't to the country, go back on any show and 0:25:33.840 --> 0:25:35.720 say that. Because of the type of person I am, 0:25:36.359 --> 0:25:41.440 somebody would have said he's just trying to ride. But yes, 0:25:41.480 --> 0:25:43.080 I would love to make the kind of money Kevin 0:25:43.119 --> 0:25:46.280 Hart makes. Really, nobody knows how much money I have 0:25:46.600 --> 0:25:49.040 because I come from a different error. You know, I'm 0:25:49.080 --> 0:25:52.399 just locate and I have a farmer's mentality. And the 0:25:52.440 --> 0:25:55.119 farmer's mentality is you never show what you really make 0:25:55.200 --> 0:25:58.200 and be showing your exactly because coming we come from 0:25:58.200 --> 0:26:01.040 a different error. You know, when people that I hang 0:26:01.119 --> 0:26:05.399 with you pull a camera, niggas dunt exactly, the people 0:26:05.440 --> 0:26:08.040 would leap like a mother getting raided. 0:26:08.040 --> 0:26:09.640 Sooner. Let me tell you something. 0:26:09.640 --> 0:26:12.879 I'm always nervous of an artist, an artist who's nervous 0:26:12.880 --> 0:26:14.919 of a camera because I know he was raised like me. 0:26:15.600 --> 0:26:19.800 Because interviews, I'll be like this I'm talking about I 0:26:19.800 --> 0:26:21.320 didn't loosen up to two thousands. 0:26:21.440 --> 0:26:24.439 Yes, so. 0:26:26.280 --> 0:26:29.160 I'll be like, you ain't take prints that no parta 0:26:29.600 --> 0:26:31.320 bitch want to take a pictures to be doing this ship? 0:26:31.680 --> 0:26:33.600 No, no, no, no, no, no pictures no no. 0:26:34.240 --> 0:26:35.800 But this generation is growing up. 0:26:37.560 --> 0:26:43.000 Now now comedy and hip hop has a very similar 0:26:43.560 --> 0:26:51.080 type of thing. Whereas there's certain comedians who won't respect 0:26:51.119 --> 0:26:55.120 another comedian if a comedian had help writing. 0:26:54.760 --> 0:26:58.840 His jokes like ghost writers, like ghost writers. Is that true? 0:26:59.080 --> 0:26:59.439 You know what? 0:26:59.480 --> 0:27:03.000 I don't know because I see you always the ghost rider. 0:27:03.160 --> 0:27:06.400 But it's not that I don't really fuck with comedians, 0:27:06.440 --> 0:27:07.280 not in a bad way. 0:27:07.320 --> 0:27:08.920 What I mean, I don't hang up with nobody. 0:27:09.280 --> 0:27:12.520 I can't say not one comedian is my friend. Sign 0:27:12.600 --> 0:27:17.240 Mike eppsto Early, I put my gas on, you put my. 0:27:19.680 --> 0:27:22.040 I played my guests on and deal Hugley. You know 0:27:22.080 --> 0:27:25.239 what I'm saying. I sure did. And Bullock I used 0:27:25.280 --> 0:27:30.080 to manage. But that's a whole that's the story we need. Yeah. 0:27:30.119 --> 0:27:32.920 See, the company that I had was called Artistry Management 0:27:32.920 --> 0:27:37.120 out of New York City. Was a comedian, Sandra bug 0:27:37.200 --> 0:27:39.520 An actress, but we had it before she blew up, 0:27:40.200 --> 0:27:44.120 and so with Sandra Bullock and my company was called 0:27:44.160 --> 0:27:46.719 Artistry Management with David Cleanan and Tommy chester Row. 0:27:47.000 --> 0:27:48.359 So we had two white guys front. 0:27:48.359 --> 0:27:51.040 And I'm a nigga with the money. But I was 0:27:51.080 --> 0:27:54.680 catching cases. So I really couldn't be out there being 0:27:54.720 --> 0:27:57.760 exposed because nobody would want to fuck with us. 0:27:57.800 --> 0:27:59.960 So as years went on and people started grow. 0:28:00.240 --> 0:28:02.639 Mike went his way deal when his way, Sandy went away, 0:28:02.920 --> 0:28:04.679 and it was it was just good to know I 0:28:04.720 --> 0:28:05.240 was part. 0:28:05.040 --> 0:28:07.240 Of their journey. 0:28:05.760 --> 0:28:07.040 What did you do? 0:28:07.680 --> 0:28:10.919 What did you exactly do for Mike? Because I remember 0:28:11.600 --> 0:28:12.360 me first seeing Mike. 0:28:12.400 --> 0:28:14.560 He's with you. Yeah. See the thing that Mike guess was. 0:28:14.640 --> 0:28:16.840 I watched him for two years before I put him on. 0:28:17.400 --> 0:28:19.320 You know, I watched him at Uptown and I said, Yo, 0:28:19.520 --> 0:28:21.240 I need you to come and move to New York. 0:28:21.640 --> 0:28:24.080 And he packed the ship, came to New York City 0:28:24.119 --> 0:28:26.240 and he hung out with my dearest friend at the time, 0:28:26.240 --> 0:28:29.399 with Nigga, Naint TC. But Mike had some issues, had 0:28:29.440 --> 0:28:31.560 some problems doing his thing, and so I let Mike go. 0:28:32.080 --> 0:28:34.920 Hec stayed with Mike. Next thing, you know, Chris Tucker 0:28:34.960 --> 0:28:36.480 didn't want to do Fridays no more. 0:28:36.880 --> 0:28:39.760 Ice Q went after Mike Apps because he seen him 0:28:39.760 --> 0:28:40.680 at a comedy show. 0:28:40.560 --> 0:28:42.600 Right and then boom the rest of his history. So 0:28:42.640 --> 0:28:44.400 I've seen him every now and then. It's good to 0:28:44.440 --> 0:28:47.360 see that Mike got us life together and making paper 0:28:47.400 --> 0:28:49.400 and doing his thing. It's a beautiful thing. Matter of fact. 0:28:49.600 --> 0:28:56.640 Make Mike got yeah, bullet let's get How does the 0:28:56.680 --> 0:29:00.640 Sangi Bullock is you know that's the sant Yeah speed yees, 0:29:00.760 --> 0:29:02.360 Sangi Bullet Speed. 0:29:02.520 --> 0:29:06.960 Yeah, the Bullet got lucky. 0:29:07.000 --> 0:29:09.200 She was just a regular actress and she got lucky 0:29:09.200 --> 0:29:12.000 to meet you know, she got her career got lucky. 0:29:12.080 --> 0:29:13.880 Let's main to what I mean. And this is behind 0:29:13.880 --> 0:29:15.480 the stories you don't know. 0:29:16.400 --> 0:29:21.040 Sevester Stallone had a sexual harassment case against a woman 0:29:21.560 --> 0:29:26.120 who first starred in Speed and they fired her second 0:29:26.200 --> 0:29:30.040 runner up with Sandra Bullet. Sandra Bullet got her break boom. 0:29:30.160 --> 0:29:31.240 The rest is history. 0:29:31.480 --> 0:29:38.640 But he was involved in her all that right, Absolutely 0:29:39.240 --> 0:29:39.880 was lucky. 0:29:40.080 --> 0:29:42.040 So everybody who's looking around like that when I used 0:29:42.080 --> 0:29:43.320 to tell this story that I t. 0:29:43.320 --> 0:29:45.000 K didn't man, is that but I was. 0:29:45.440 --> 0:29:49.800 It's a thing called laya cut or an investor who's 0:29:49.880 --> 0:29:53.520 not known. I'm that kind of guy, you know. I 0:29:53.600 --> 0:29:55.200 do that kind of even to this day. I put 0:29:55.240 --> 0:29:57.920 concerts and stuff together. Like the coldest concert I put 0:29:57.960 --> 0:29:59.800 together that I couldn't get on the show was a 0:30:00.120 --> 0:30:03.240 such act to entertainer concert in Cincinnati, Ohio. 0:30:03.400 --> 0:30:05.000 Me and my street niggas put it together. 0:30:05.120 --> 0:30:07.920 And he from Study No no, no, he's from Saint 0:30:08.000 --> 0:30:08.720 Louis Saint Louis. 0:30:08.720 --> 0:30:10.000 Okay, yeah, but the. 0:30:09.960 --> 0:30:13.000 Story that happened with said is when they found that 0:30:13.080 --> 0:30:14.440 I was on the show, nobody wants to go on 0:30:14.520 --> 0:30:16.640 if I'm on the show, like I bring it you 0:30:16.680 --> 0:30:20.400 let the bust around. Yeah, boy, mothers around. But he 0:30:20.440 --> 0:30:22.479 made my crew and I sign a piece of paper 0:30:22.640 --> 0:30:24.200 that I wouldn't go on the show on the show 0:30:24.240 --> 0:30:38.600 that I was yeah right now, and Keenan Keenan, Damon 0:30:38.640 --> 0:30:40.640 Wayne said it best to me. He said, t K, 0:30:40.800 --> 0:30:43.040 don't look at anybody trying to hate on you. It's 0:30:43.040 --> 0:30:45.960 just that you're that funny. No one really wants to 0:30:46.000 --> 0:30:48.719 go on after you. And when you take your ego 0:30:48.840 --> 0:30:51.560 out and and understand, you know, yeah, I want to 0:30:51.560 --> 0:30:53.719 be on everybody's show, but I'm going to go on 0:30:53.760 --> 0:30:57.160 the show and rock your motherfucking ass, which is not 0:30:57.360 --> 0:31:00.000 good if a comedian trying to do it. 0:31:00.160 --> 0:31:00.360 Thing. 0:31:00.520 --> 0:31:05.400 So we was in the Bay Area and this was 0:31:05.440 --> 0:31:08.360 a hip hop show for Donald Mars. This is the 0:31:08.360 --> 0:31:11.840 regaetne time and Donald mar gave me the promoter back 0:31:11.960 --> 0:31:15.480 his money and said, I am not going on if 0:31:15.600 --> 0:31:20.080 normally comes on before me, Like nobody. 0:31:19.640 --> 0:31:20.320 Didn't want that. 0:31:20.600 --> 0:31:23.200 And the promoter came to me and was like, yo, please, 0:31:23.880 --> 0:31:25.120 like you got to close the show. 0:31:25.160 --> 0:31:25.840 He doesn't want to. 0:31:26.280 --> 0:31:28.760 And at first I was mad, right, but then like 0:31:28.840 --> 0:31:31.480 later on in life, I realized that, you know, because 0:31:31.480 --> 0:31:33.080 you know, Donald Marr is not looking at it like 0:31:33.080 --> 0:31:35.320 it's San Francisco. He's looking at it like this is America. 0:31:35.400 --> 0:31:40.240 He's from America. And so all great artists had that story. 0:31:40.400 --> 0:31:43.960 So I think the one that that is the most 0:31:44.040 --> 0:31:47.560 me and Kat Williams. Did you hear this one? Kat 0:31:47.560 --> 0:31:51.200 Williams who was in Saint Louis at the Ambassador and 0:31:51.240 --> 0:31:53.959 were both on the show, and he wanted to go 0:31:53.960 --> 0:31:56.480 on before me, but he's the headliner. I already know 0:31:56.560 --> 0:31:59.000 what I'm getting ready to. I'm getting bring that motherfucker 0:31:59.040 --> 0:32:02.440 fire who it is, So I go on stage and 0:32:02.480 --> 0:32:06.720 destroy the bitch before him before him cat comes out, 0:32:06.720 --> 0:32:08.880 he can't follow it, so he throws a mink coat 0:32:08.920 --> 0:32:11.600 in the audience and gives like about ten fifteen people 0:32:11.600 --> 0:32:14.800 one hundred dollars bills and walks off the stage. But 0:32:15.240 --> 0:32:18.640 I'm still We're still making money. 0:32:18.920 --> 0:32:21.400 But that nigga make a two hundred thousand night. 0:32:21.680 --> 0:32:24.160 So you can tell me who really want and I 0:32:24.160 --> 0:32:30.040 still really want And is that something that because because 0:32:30.120 --> 0:32:33.560 as a person that like, I'm a fan of comedy, 0:32:33.760 --> 0:32:38.640 like like one, just a fan of waking up in 0:32:38.680 --> 0:32:41.720 the morning and laughing. Yes, and you knowing that you're 0:32:42.160 --> 0:32:44.640 funnier than I don't want to say half, I want 0:32:44.680 --> 0:32:45.280 to say ninety. 0:32:49.040 --> 0:32:51.880 So does that get frustrated or is that like motivation? 0:32:52.080 --> 0:32:53.720 It depends on what you're doing. 0:32:54.040 --> 0:32:56.920 You see, in this journey in life, no matter what 0:32:56.960 --> 0:32:58.800 you do, you really got to find out why you're here. 0:32:59.680 --> 0:33:02.800 And I know why I'm here. I'm here to help people, 0:33:03.400 --> 0:33:05.080 whether they could blow up to be bigger than me. 0:33:05.080 --> 0:33:07.080 Because one day I got mad at I did something 0:33:07.120 --> 0:33:09.640 for a comedian and my mom, God bless her, she said, 0:33:09.640 --> 0:33:11.680 did you do it from your heart or did you 0:33:11.720 --> 0:33:15.560 expect something from it? And I always said that when 0:33:15.600 --> 0:33:16.640 I said it to her, I said, I did it 0:33:16.680 --> 0:33:18.160 from my heart, but in my mom I was like shit, 0:33:18.320 --> 0:33:20.840 I wanted something in return. But as I became a man, 0:33:21.760 --> 0:33:23.880 I realized it was really from my heart. Like one 0:33:23.880 --> 0:33:25.360 of the things I'm working on now and I want 0:33:25.360 --> 0:33:27.240 everybody to know it. I'm trying to get with the 0:33:27.240 --> 0:33:30.120 connection I have with senators and before Obama Le's office. 0:33:30.280 --> 0:33:33.560 I'm trying to get big meat fits Big meeting them 0:33:33.720 --> 0:33:37.720 pardoned before the the. 0:33:36.960 --> 0:33:39.280 Before January second. So it was working out there. He 0:33:39.440 --> 0:33:48.040 make Somennoise the Underwood. Her father's locked up, she's fighting hard. Underwood. 0:33:48.360 --> 0:33:50.640 He was a part of these people his career and 0:33:50.640 --> 0:33:53.120 all these people've been locked up for like twenty something years. 0:33:53.120 --> 0:33:55.960 And the thing is, I waited late to try to 0:33:56.000 --> 0:33:56.680 do this, and I don't know. 0:33:56.720 --> 0:33:58.920 It's definitely gonna happen with Big meeting them, but I 0:33:59.000 --> 0:34:01.640 have to connect just to make it happen. Because when 0:34:01.680 --> 0:34:05.680 we was talking about my street name Senator of New Jersey, 0:34:06.280 --> 0:34:10.200 Missus Bland is a heavyweight out in New Jersey, and 0:34:10.239 --> 0:34:12.279 we were just talking like we're talking now, and I said, 0:34:12.280 --> 0:34:13.760 I wanted to know if y'all could do me a favor, 0:34:13.840 --> 0:34:16.520 and it was like what mister Kirk, I said, let's 0:34:16.560 --> 0:34:19.120 get bit leached in them, partner. I don't know them. 0:34:19.600 --> 0:34:21.239 I did the show for them once, but I don't 0:34:21.320 --> 0:34:23.840 know them. It's just that they name came to my 0:34:24.080 --> 0:34:26.839 mind and I realized in life, some people do need 0:34:26.840 --> 0:34:29.279 a second chance. That's that's all. 0:34:32.360 --> 0:34:34.120 I'm gonna be honest. I've been drinking water all day. 0:34:34.160 --> 0:34:45.200 I gotta take a pe break. Let's just because I'm ready. 0:34:45.480 --> 0:34:49.920 Y'all need to film him doing that though. Right now, 0:34:50.000 --> 0:34:52.719 right now, we film it. It's working half as long 0:34:52.719 --> 0:34:55.759 as yeah hate that ship. Hat that ship. Look at 0:34:55.800 --> 0:34:56.600 the ship. Look at this ship. 0:34:57.040 --> 0:35:02.200 That ship is amazing rock right now, that's some rocks. 0:35:06.360 --> 0:35:13.880 They stopped going behind people. Stop going behind people. We're 0:35:13.880 --> 0:35:15.279 gonna get t K to loosen up. 0:35:15.320 --> 0:35:22.560 Man, We're gonna have we just we're just getting some 0:35:22.600 --> 0:35:23.120 more shots. 0:35:24.560 --> 0:35:27.279 I know that first shot was smooth, and the we're 0:35:27.280 --> 0:35:30.040 gonna do another. Man that ship, let me tell you. 0:35:29.960 --> 0:35:30.520 Something, t K. 0:35:34.960 --> 0:35:36.640 Come on, look you know what the crazy ship is. 0:35:36.680 --> 0:35:38.480 And this is the first time I'm saying this, and 0:35:38.520 --> 0:35:41.040 nobody don't notice. I had got offered the script this show, 0:35:42.080 --> 0:35:46.160 and it was supposed to be like some clean it's 0:35:46.160 --> 0:35:46.960 supposed to be clean. 0:35:47.640 --> 0:35:49.720 I don't see that for you. That's what I didn't 0:35:49.760 --> 0:35:50.359 see it neither. 0:35:50.520 --> 0:35:52.719 So I said, I said, if y'all want to green 0:35:52.800 --> 0:35:56.640 light it, you kind of t K you want to writer, 0:35:56.960 --> 0:35:57.400 And it was. 0:35:57.440 --> 0:35:59.239 Like, we don't think t K suits. I was like, 0:35:59.239 --> 0:36:01.160 I don't want to do this and I don't even 0:36:01.160 --> 0:36:01.960 ever tell you that. 0:36:02.280 --> 0:36:04.719 But that's that's how ill it because you know who 0:36:04.719 --> 0:36:05.120 you are. 0:36:05.280 --> 0:36:08.200 To me, you like our generation is Poor Mooney. Is 0:36:08.200 --> 0:36:08.520 that right? 0:36:08.560 --> 0:36:12.879 I told you right? It's just I'm told me right, right, 0:36:13.000 --> 0:36:15.040 right right, Like you know, Poor Mooney. 0:36:15.239 --> 0:36:21.080 Is the guy that Richard pryor Richard like Poor Mooney. 0:36:21.120 --> 0:36:24.799 He's like, fuck me right, you know what I'm saying. 0:36:24.880 --> 0:36:28.200 That's what Richard Bryant did. I sound like Richard Ryant 0:36:28.640 --> 0:36:31.440 just jumped out of me. 0:36:31.600 --> 0:36:33.359 But to me, that's who you are, Like you hip 0:36:33.400 --> 0:36:36.360 hop's generation because everybody hip hop know that you're the 0:36:36.360 --> 0:36:39.680 funniest dude. But certain like you know, Hollywood and things 0:36:39.760 --> 0:36:42.080 like that, and we just this is why we reformed 0:36:42.160 --> 0:36:45.279 Drink Champs our podcasts. We want people like you to 0:36:45.480 --> 0:36:48.960 feel appreciated. It's it's one of the greatest things that 0:36:49.080 --> 0:36:52.200 happened with the podcast. You know you're about the sign 0:36:52.239 --> 0:36:54.840 of law Speaker man. Yeah, about the sign up loud Speakers. 0:36:55.000 --> 0:36:57.040 Thanks to Shouting Man the guy, they're gonna be all 0:36:57.080 --> 0:36:57.880 in your videos. 0:37:00.239 --> 0:37:10.200 D about yes and I see you at the Christmas 0:37:10.239 --> 0:37:11.799 party right here's the. 0:37:12.840 --> 0:37:19.200 He can't really draw. I'm first wants to step to us. 0:37:20.920 --> 0:37:23.160 They let me to death over there. They're great people. Yeah, 0:37:23.680 --> 0:37:26.120 and big up to Charlamagne. That's that's my guy, that's 0:37:26.160 --> 0:37:28.640 my man. You know one thing Charlemagne told me that 0:37:28.800 --> 0:37:31.600 was very interested. He said, that's my old g Yes, 0:37:32.520 --> 0:37:33.080 explain that. 0:37:33.280 --> 0:37:36.839 Explain that. See Charlamagne, DJ Andry. I know since they 0:37:36.920 --> 0:37:39.600 was kids, you know what I'm I watched them grow. 0:37:40.200 --> 0:37:44.719 So when Charlamagne was on the show with Wendy Williams, 0:37:45.640 --> 0:37:47.560 you know she's on the show with Wndy Williams, I 0:37:47.680 --> 0:37:50.480 just I just watched him grow as a as a youngster, 0:37:50.840 --> 0:37:53.680 and he saw something that was phenomenal that most people 0:37:53.719 --> 0:37:55.440 didn't seen that. Yes, you heard me on tour with 0:37:55.600 --> 0:37:59.160 n w A, but no one he saw a show 0:37:59.520 --> 0:38:03.319 when I was told with Keisha Cold and Bobby Valentino. 0:38:03.880 --> 0:38:08.719 Now most comedians are the first act. I was the 0:38:08.840 --> 0:38:12.640 opening act before Keisha after two acts and destroyed this 0:38:12.800 --> 0:38:17.080 bitch in fifteen cities. And he remembered that to this day. 0:38:17.360 --> 0:38:21.560 So whenever I'm on his show, he'll always say that T. K. Kirkland, 0:38:21.800 --> 0:38:25.000 that's a funny brother, because he witnessed it. He actually 0:38:25.080 --> 0:38:27.440 saw it. So let me ask you, is all of 0:38:27.520 --> 0:38:32.800 your material wrote prior is it written rhymes or do 0:38:32.920 --> 0:38:34.080 you freestyle some of it? 0:38:34.719 --> 0:38:39.120 It's based on that. Yeah, and believe and believe it 0:38:39.200 --> 0:38:42.400 or not. It is a formula of hip hop because 0:38:42.400 --> 0:38:43.040 you gotta remember it. 0:38:43.160 --> 0:38:47.000 I studied you guys and took hip hop and applied 0:38:47.040 --> 0:38:48.320 it to stand up comedy. 0:38:48.840 --> 0:38:51.319 This is the reason why you say you study back 0:38:51.400 --> 0:38:52.879 then when you started, who did you study? 0:38:52.960 --> 0:38:56.240 I study n w A. S n w A was street. 0:38:56.480 --> 0:39:02.600 We still got an it's They were street reporters that 0:39:02.680 --> 0:39:05.279 reported on the street. I took that same way of 0:39:05.400 --> 0:39:11.480 thinking and took it human. Let's go. I got damn 0:39:11.840 --> 0:39:21.520 to the mother. It is so beautiful? Is nice? Man? 0:39:22.719 --> 0:39:27.280 So I took that style and applied so over the years. 0:39:28.000 --> 0:39:30.040 I don't give a fuck style basically, yeah, because that's 0:39:30.040 --> 0:39:30.560 what And. 0:39:30.600 --> 0:39:32.279 I can do clean. I could do all that because 0:39:32.280 --> 0:39:33.960 people don't think I do clean. I can do a 0:39:34.000 --> 0:39:36.640 clean show like I was in church. I could do clean. 0:39:36.920 --> 0:39:39.279 But my thing is now because of the way the 0:39:39.360 --> 0:39:39.800 world is. 0:39:41.560 --> 0:39:44.560 That the way the world is, I come hard at 0:39:44.600 --> 0:39:47.640 young men, them type Jean Niggas. 0:39:47.880 --> 0:39:48.080 Yeah. 0:39:48.160 --> 0:39:50.480 I come hard at men who slinging dick and they're 0:39:50.520 --> 0:39:54.000 not successful. I come at men to be better men 0:39:54.440 --> 0:39:56.640 towards these women. But I also try to teach women 0:39:57.080 --> 0:40:00.360 stop sucking anything that's moving and get your life together 0:40:00.440 --> 0:40:01.759 for life, because it's all. 0:40:01.760 --> 0:40:04.040 Confusing out here. See niggas like me. I come town. 0:40:04.040 --> 0:40:05.600 I want to take a bit shop and eat push 0:40:05.680 --> 0:40:09.160 the man's variety. I gotta pay for the babysitter with 0:40:09.239 --> 0:40:12.879 you some mother. If I fuck a bitch, she gotta 0:40:13.360 --> 0:40:16.239 calling me to pay for valet because she leaves. But 0:40:16.320 --> 0:40:19.399 I don't fuck you. You gonna champagne and mimosas and ship. 0:40:19.680 --> 0:40:21.839 The game is fucked up, you know, bitch, just want 0:40:21.880 --> 0:40:23.800 to fly and see you. I'm funk the bitches that 0:40:23.840 --> 0:40:25.239 fly themselves. 0:40:25.200 --> 0:40:25.920 To come see me. 0:40:26.200 --> 0:40:27.960 That's the thing about what type of women that you 0:40:28.080 --> 0:40:34.719 fuck with, So continue to preach. My show is to 0:40:34.880 --> 0:40:36.400 hurt your fucking feelings. 0:40:37.040 --> 0:40:38.960 I want to hurt you. I want you to hate 0:40:39.000 --> 0:40:42.800 me because I'm telling you the truth over and hopefully 0:40:42.800 --> 0:40:44.680 you go and adjust. 0:40:44.360 --> 0:40:47.200 Your style and your way of thinking to become a 0:40:47.280 --> 0:40:48.400 better fucking person. 0:40:48.600 --> 0:40:54.920 And that's all I want for you. Kirkland and Kirk Franklin. Ever, baby, 0:40:55.040 --> 0:40:56.879 I felt like I felt like I feel like y'all. 0:40:57.040 --> 0:41:00.440 You know, my thing is just really the take that 0:41:00.600 --> 0:41:04.959 street ship each game, even if they don't listen to me. Yeah, 0:41:05.120 --> 0:41:06.879 at least they heard it. At least they heard That's 0:41:06.920 --> 0:41:09.040 how I feel. At least they heard it, you know, 0:41:09.080 --> 0:41:11.080 at least they heard it. But you ain't Kirk Franklin. What. 0:41:11.800 --> 0:41:14.680 I never met Kirk frank No, but I know Kirk 0:41:14.719 --> 0:41:17.160 Franklin had problems. He was a pawn star. He like 0:41:17.280 --> 0:41:35.239 pawn Yeah yeah, YEO called him in the early days 0:41:38.280 --> 0:41:38.800 in Vegas. 0:41:42.080 --> 0:41:44.920 But yeah, what was ill about that crank cause he 0:41:45.000 --> 0:41:48.520 actually tried to pray for homie. Oh yeah, but I 0:41:48.520 --> 0:41:49.120 ain't gonna lie. 0:41:49.239 --> 0:41:50.160 I saw him in. 0:41:51.719 --> 0:41:54.120 Ye no, no, I saw him in Palm Springs, Kirk 0:41:54.440 --> 0:41:57.320 during the convention they had like it was like a 0:41:57.400 --> 0:42:00.960 gospel convention. Then the next day, I want the next 0:42:01.040 --> 0:42:04.600 day was was a was just against the convention hip 0:42:04.600 --> 0:42:06.080 hop like it's all hip hop, but it was all 0:42:06.120 --> 0:42:08.879 like music. And I saw him in the hallway. We're 0:42:08.960 --> 0:42:17.279 like twenty bitches yep talking rec I said that that's 0:42:17.600 --> 0:42:26.960 that's girl friend friend. I just would like real talk. 0:42:27.440 --> 0:42:28.920 Now. We got to ask all this, Yeah, get this 0:42:28.960 --> 0:42:33.640 out the way. We gotta ask a lot of games asked, Yeah, 0:42:33.680 --> 0:42:36.840 I do man, asking the other side. It depends on 0:42:36.920 --> 0:42:39.600 how juicy the ascid. You know what I'm saying. I 0:42:39.680 --> 0:42:42.120 think all men should do that. When a man talks, 0:42:42.160 --> 0:42:44.080 he don't look his girl ass. I look at the 0:42:44.160 --> 0:42:52.600 nigga strange. I'm like nigga who raised up. You got 0:42:52.719 --> 0:42:54.760 to let them two bones that go to the piston 0:42:55.160 --> 0:42:57.200 and lift it open. 0:42:57.520 --> 0:43:04.879 God, A God, that's my god. This A man's job 0:43:05.040 --> 0:43:07.080 is to please a woman. Even when you meet up 0:43:07.120 --> 0:43:08.200 for the first time, you got. 0:43:08.239 --> 0:43:10.000 To like, I want to cheat this bitch good. 0:43:10.480 --> 0:43:12.760 You know, I can't wait to eat her motherfucker pussy. 0:43:12.960 --> 0:43:14.560 I just want to do right things for her. But 0:43:14.640 --> 0:43:17.080 you know most niggas do. I can't wait to use 0:43:17.160 --> 0:43:20.640 the bitch car. That's what most weak niggas. There's a 0:43:20.680 --> 0:43:23.279 lot of scammers. I want to use a bitch car. 0:43:23.920 --> 0:43:27.640 You know, I'm ana fuck the business car car. Well, 0:43:27.680 --> 0:43:28.879 I want to move in with the bitch. 0:43:29.239 --> 0:43:29.839 You know what I'm saying. 0:43:30.160 --> 0:43:32.840 And a man to me, unless you got twenty thousands 0:43:32.840 --> 0:43:34.480 in the bank, you shouldn't even be fucking. 0:43:35.040 --> 0:43:38.239 Because pussy is deserved. I said that on stage. When 0:43:38.280 --> 0:43:41.240 you accomplish something throughout the day, you deserve for the dessert. 0:43:43.400 --> 0:43:48.759 That makes sense. So now, like I said, I gotta 0:43:48.760 --> 0:43:53.960 go on the country. Put my life in danger for putting. 0:43:53.719 --> 0:43:55.920 Niggas up on game, because niggas getting mad at me 0:43:56.280 --> 0:43:57.560 because it's like who is Nick? 0:43:58.120 --> 0:43:59.960 Who this nigga trying to put us up on game? 0:44:00.239 --> 0:44:02.239 But this is why I'm here to make it the 0:44:02.320 --> 0:44:04.480 throw do the throw down. Now, you have a meeting 0:44:04.560 --> 0:44:09.240 with Sugnight. Yes, you walk in the meeting. You pulled 0:44:09.280 --> 0:44:13.080 the gun. You pulled the gun on the table. Yes, 0:44:13.160 --> 0:44:15.759 how do you know that? Because he was there? No, 0:44:15.880 --> 0:44:19.359 he wasn't there, but he got the ship down looking 0:44:19.400 --> 0:44:23.839 at him like he talked ship. But now, first off, 0:44:24.239 --> 0:44:25.840 and I heard you left the bracelet. 0:44:25.920 --> 0:44:28.120 But because you're old, but what did you owe? How 0:44:28.120 --> 0:44:30.480 did you owe death Row Records money? When back in 0:44:30.520 --> 0:44:32.440 the day, I told you I was a hustler. So 0:44:32.960 --> 0:44:35.320 one of my hustles was credit card fraud. 0:44:35.800 --> 0:44:42.759 Let's make some los him being one of my things card. 0:44:43.840 --> 0:44:44.200 We were. 0:44:45.800 --> 0:44:50.719 Just hold hold on while death Row and bad Boy 0:44:50.840 --> 0:44:53.600 had beef. He also had beef for both of them. 0:44:53.760 --> 0:44:54.080 Let's just. 0:45:00.320 --> 0:45:03.160 You know, Nord, he is thinking I had beefing both 0:45:03.160 --> 0:45:06.160 of them with a nigga from Jersey city hung out 0:45:06.200 --> 0:45:07.839 with both of them, both of them. 0:45:07.920 --> 0:45:10.520 That dam you know what I'm saying, that's how you 0:45:10.560 --> 0:45:14.840 got the credit cards. No never, no, no, no, no 0:45:14.920 --> 0:45:16.920 no no, that's not true. That's the rumor. No, that's 0:45:16.960 --> 0:45:19.279 the room. Was the fact credit. The fact is I 0:45:19.360 --> 0:45:27.160 never had puppies credit card. I never heard puppies credit. 0:45:27.960 --> 0:45:29.920 Don't take this guy, let's just take on show. I 0:45:30.080 --> 0:45:33.279 was fucking a bitch. Was the hustle. What happened for 0:45:33.320 --> 0:45:37.200 a sugar pop shop shows, Let's let's go to show. 0:45:37.960 --> 0:45:40.319 The shop situation happened was pretty much the same thing. 0:45:40.680 --> 0:45:43.160 A credit card. No, wasn't cut. You really have to 0:45:43.239 --> 0:45:48.959 focus the focus, don't run it. You're gonna get. 0:45:53.160 --> 0:45:57.760 Just don't fun after let's get soul on the credit 0:45:57.800 --> 0:46:01.840 by move. My other hustle was flying medians around the country. 0:46:01.880 --> 0:46:05.279 I was the plugged because comedians couldn't afford to buy 0:46:05.320 --> 0:46:07.440 airline tickets with the money people was paying to go 0:46:07.520 --> 0:46:07.759 to the. 0:46:09.480 --> 0:46:09.600 Right. 0:46:09.920 --> 0:46:12.320 So I was a nigga that sent you there. I 0:46:12.640 --> 0:46:14.719 make sure you got to where you had to go. 0:46:14.880 --> 0:46:17.920 Point right. But back in them days, there was a 0:46:18.000 --> 0:46:21.680 thing called travel agencies. So by me being a. 0:46:21.719 --> 0:46:24.799 College gratitude knowing how to talk properly. It was also 0:46:24.880 --> 0:46:26.879 the travel I was also the travity but I can 0:46:27.000 --> 0:46:30.320 call the travel agent and like I was representative of 0:46:30.520 --> 0:46:34.120 death Row, bad Boy, et cetera without them checking. So 0:46:34.360 --> 0:46:37.440 back then also they was thing called fax machines, you know, 0:46:37.600 --> 0:46:40.799 so you could fact information over us, nigga to us, like. 0:46:48.200 --> 0:46:52.600 I was making a killing, not knowing one day that 0:46:52.719 --> 0:46:53.600 ship comes back. 0:46:54.040 --> 0:46:56.279 People don't pay their bills, you know what I'm saying, 0:46:56.320 --> 0:46:59.480 So now here comes the heat, right, So the bill 0:47:00.239 --> 0:47:01.160 this death ro, this is. 0:47:02.400 --> 0:47:06.879 This is after they hung Vanilla, this is this is Rod. 0:47:07.080 --> 0:47:10.759 They already told the reason why everything was just so 0:47:10.880 --> 0:47:12.839 bad on me because I had a reputation. Sugar had 0:47:12.840 --> 0:47:16.279 a reputation. But Sugar was also my bodyguard when I 0:47:16.400 --> 0:47:19.120 was on tour with n w ah see. Sugar was 0:47:19.160 --> 0:47:20.279 my bodyguard and the d O. 0:47:20.360 --> 0:47:23.000 CSS everybody's bodyguard. At one point it was. 0:47:23.040 --> 0:47:26.640 DLC bodyguard and me and d C was type So 0:47:26.760 --> 0:47:28.640 Sugar was both our body guduld try. 0:47:28.520 --> 0:47:34.160 To own your publishing to no publish. 0:47:34.360 --> 0:47:36.480 I just want to know this because we now have publishing. 0:47:36.560 --> 0:47:40.120 Now now we get paid for stuff. Yeah, on paying 0:47:40.200 --> 0:47:43.359 door were getting checked. Back in the day when Richard Ple. 0:47:43.400 --> 0:47:45.520 When all these people put out there was no publisher, 0:47:45.880 --> 0:47:46.880 maybe publishing for them. 0:47:47.160 --> 0:47:49.400 But now we get paid for actually just being on 0:47:49.440 --> 0:47:52.800 the radio and and like we do standard yeah on 0:47:52.920 --> 0:47:55.200 Pandora all that ship we get checks for that sound 0:47:55.280 --> 0:47:57.440 exchanged to sound exchange, oh. 0:47:57.560 --> 0:48:04.919 God us that story. Yeah podcast, we don't get sound 0:48:04.920 --> 0:48:07.600 to changing. And it's okay, but you got to stay focused. 0:48:08.320 --> 0:48:15.200 Education is important. It's just everywhere. Come back. 0:48:17.080 --> 0:48:22.400 Right, It's okay. So Ship calls me. He's setting me 0:48:22.480 --> 0:48:24.000 up and I don't know what he's doing. He's a 0:48:24.080 --> 0:48:26.960 take I want you to be in this video. Meet 0:48:27.000 --> 0:48:28.240 me up in depth ro office. 0:48:28.280 --> 0:48:32.279 I'm like, Ship, I know this Nigga deathro with the 0:48:32.440 --> 0:48:36.440 with the red came back your call. 0:48:36.920 --> 0:48:38.719 So I go up to you like a motherfucker for 0:48:38.920 --> 0:48:41.680 but I'm strapped. But you know, you, Valley, I know 0:48:41.760 --> 0:48:43.560 about it. You know that's the thing about being a man. 0:48:43.719 --> 0:48:43.959 Okay. 0:48:44.160 --> 0:48:46.160 See, when you know you're wrong, stand up. You got 0:48:46.280 --> 0:48:48.320 to stand up to it, you know. So in the 0:48:48.440 --> 0:48:51.440 office we talked like men, I had to put my 0:48:51.520 --> 0:48:58.640 ship out just yeah, I'm real, get talented, strong risk. 0:49:01.719 --> 0:49:03.400 So he said, t K, you know you owe me 0:49:03.480 --> 0:49:04.720 like thirty thousand dollars. 0:49:05.280 --> 0:49:06.719 You know what we're gonna do. 0:49:07.120 --> 0:49:10.520 So I had a beautiful diamond tennis bracelet and I 0:49:10.760 --> 0:49:13.120 gave it to the nigga to say, yo, I'm gonna 0:49:13.120 --> 0:49:14.279 make sure you'll pay you to night. 0:49:14.840 --> 0:49:17.680 Just take this. And it's from plane tickets. What's on 0:49:17.760 --> 0:49:19.720 plane always from plane tickets. Okay. 0:49:19.880 --> 0:49:23.200 So he took to the bracelet that I gave. No beef, 0:49:23.400 --> 0:49:26.160 no beef. It was just we was just he had 0:49:26.200 --> 0:49:28.200 to respect me. I respect him because I knew people 0:49:28.239 --> 0:49:29.360 he knew, and he knew. 0:49:29.440 --> 0:49:30.080 The people that I know. 0:49:30.160 --> 0:49:33.080 It's just one of the type of situation. So as 0:49:33.160 --> 0:49:36.640 a man, nigga, when you caught you caught it probably 0:49:36.680 --> 0:49:41.279 would have been a man. I paid them. Wow, Yeah, 0:49:41.360 --> 0:49:42.799 that paid the game back my ship. 0:49:42.960 --> 0:49:50.480 That most people's situations, which but like I said, he 0:49:50.560 --> 0:49:52.279 had should have got a lot of respect for me. 0:49:52.400 --> 0:49:55.840 And before all his trouble talk all tight called me 0:49:56.200 --> 0:49:58.399 and say hello. I mean as far as personal life 0:49:58.400 --> 0:50:00.480 and his choices, he's own, man. 0:50:00.960 --> 0:50:04.239 But I know that when we did, you see this 0:50:04.480 --> 0:50:06.600 road for him what he's at now, Like, did you 0:50:06.680 --> 0:50:07.560 see that coming? Well? 0:50:08.040 --> 0:50:10.880 Yeah, you know, as you get older and you understand 0:50:10.920 --> 0:50:14.040 God's plan He does two things for you. It gives 0:50:14.040 --> 0:50:16.840 you warnings, and if you don't take he to the warning, 0:50:18.239 --> 0:50:21.080 he makes you you die or you. 0:50:21.080 --> 0:50:23.320 Go to jail. And the great thing about it is 0:50:23.400 --> 0:50:25.879 he's still kind of blessed because he ain't dead dead 0:50:26.160 --> 0:50:29.000 hold your head, and it depends on how you look 0:50:29.040 --> 0:50:30.920 at it. He ain't dead. But this is also like 0:50:31.000 --> 0:50:33.520 a slow death. To think about all the chances that 0:50:33.640 --> 0:50:35.279 I gave you to do right. 0:50:35.520 --> 0:50:38.080 That's how no matter if niggas come up to me 0:50:38.280 --> 0:50:41.480 and crisis and should happen, I will be the bitch 0:50:41.640 --> 0:50:45.080 nigga in that situation because I'm not trying to behind 0:50:45.760 --> 0:50:47.520 I'm not trying to be behind closed bars. 0:50:47.520 --> 0:50:49.480 And give example, one time I got the rest of 0:50:49.480 --> 0:50:52.640 the ninety two is creator shit in the world. I'm one. 0:50:52.920 --> 0:50:55.520 I'm in protective custody because I'm a celebrity. But let 0:50:55.600 --> 0:50:58.399 me tell you who's on my road. The Meninda brother 0:50:58.440 --> 0:51:04.759 the Meninda's brothers, that the marriage or Rick James. It's 0:51:04.880 --> 0:51:07.480 up there with me too. Wait telling me about you 0:51:07.600 --> 0:51:14.400 Wait brother, wait, wait, very okay, you're locked up. 0:51:14.400 --> 0:51:15.799 I'm locked up l a county jail. 0:51:16.040 --> 0:51:19.840 The Melinda's brothers, brothers, and then Rick Jane. 0:51:19.760 --> 0:51:21.800 Rick Jane, Excel and Tupac. 0:51:22.320 --> 0:51:23.360 What the fuck. 0:51:24.719 --> 0:51:26.520 All of us was locked up, but the only time 0:51:29.200 --> 0:51:32.120 was in jail boom because the niggas. 0:51:31.840 --> 0:51:34.279 Wanted me to tell the Joe and I said, he, 0:51:34.440 --> 0:51:36.800 I ain't telling them more, Joe, You nigga got a 0:51:36.920 --> 0:51:40.160 case I'm talking about It sounded like a thousand people nigga. 0:51:43.120 --> 0:51:45.600 I told that motherfucker joke, and the niggas started laughing, 0:51:45.640 --> 0:51:49.759 like yo, like I'm not forget this as long as 0:51:49.840 --> 0:51:54.759 I live. Crazy story crazy. That's the asdis you could 0:51:54.800 --> 0:51:56.520 have though. Yeah, yeah, we talked. 0:51:56.320 --> 0:51:58.920 About your West Coast beef. Yeah, now we got to 0:51:58.920 --> 0:52:02.680 talk with the West clach light skin beef skin. Yeah, 0:52:02.719 --> 0:52:04.600 because you know still there's technically a light skin. Theg 0:52:04.760 --> 0:52:08.360 that's that's just funny, just being clever. He's still a nigga. 0:52:09.040 --> 0:52:12.520 Now let's talk about your New York dog skinned beef. Yes, 0:52:13.000 --> 0:52:19.239 let's start it out with darkness. Charlie Murphy. You know 0:52:19.360 --> 0:52:24.719 about that, Charlie Murphy, damn house and. 0:52:31.480 --> 0:52:40.480 Check this nigga more. Why Ninja got last month? He 0:52:40.560 --> 0:52:42.480 was trying, he was trying to get him. So I've 0:52:42.520 --> 0:52:44.520 been a fan of a team k forever to the 0:52:44.560 --> 0:52:46.799 middle K. But I just said, let me just brush 0:52:46.920 --> 0:52:49.600 up on everything. So I still at home that day. 0:52:49.760 --> 0:52:54.360 It was it was when we had Hurricane right, Hurricane Matthew, 0:52:54.560 --> 0:52:55.560 so I had nothing else. 0:52:55.680 --> 0:52:56.200 I still did. 0:52:56.320 --> 0:52:59.240 I watched the whole day and then I just kept watching. 0:52:59.440 --> 0:53:03.320 You know, something, something lead you to another right and 0:53:03.400 --> 0:53:06.200 then another, and I just stood. 0:53:05.960 --> 0:53:10.200 There and I was like, God, damn. Yeah, go on. 0:53:10.520 --> 0:53:12.800 You know when that was nineteen when it happened. So 0:53:13.000 --> 0:53:15.359 you were Eddie Murphy. I mean, Eddie was hanging out 0:53:15.360 --> 0:53:17.480 and I met Eddie Keenan. I'll be weighing, but what 0:53:18.239 --> 0:53:21.240 version of Eddie are we talking about? We talked about. 0:53:23.800 --> 0:53:28.920 After Yeah, besp Eddie Murker when he was the first Yeah, yeah, 0:53:29.000 --> 0:53:31.919 when he was he was going start in the world. 0:53:32.080 --> 0:53:36.760 That's from Yeah, is this nigga crab? Yeah, I'm hanging 0:53:36.800 --> 0:53:41.560 with it. I'm paying with niggas. Why because because you popping? No, 0:53:41.680 --> 0:53:43.640 I wasn't. I was even the stand up comedian. It 0:53:43.800 --> 0:53:46.440 was just I was a nigga in college. It's just 0:53:46.480 --> 0:53:49.520 that at that time, Keenan thought me and Eddie looked saying, 0:53:49.520 --> 0:53:50.040 I'm skinny. 0:53:50.239 --> 0:53:52.800 I had a little mustache. That type ship so we 0:53:52.920 --> 0:53:56.160 just started hanging out. I was pulling bitch Keenan though, 0:53:56.239 --> 0:54:04.279 but you have to allow me to finish. You you 0:54:04.880 --> 0:54:08.480 stay quiet and second answers you want will come to you, 0:54:10.680 --> 0:54:11.000 come to me. 0:54:11.880 --> 0:54:24.360 Let it come a person. God, this is funny and 0:54:24.440 --> 0:54:27.600 ship got So we're hanging out and then one day 0:54:29.920 --> 0:54:32.960 Charlie is washing his perm. You know that's when they 0:54:33.000 --> 0:54:33.600 have perms. 0:54:34.640 --> 0:54:38.640 Is this Dave Chappelle's ski? Yeah, this is like, it's 0:54:38.920 --> 0:54:42.480 a cool Charlie has a perm. I'm sitting on there, 0:54:42.560 --> 0:54:47.080 we talking and the watch is laying there. Now all 0:54:47.160 --> 0:54:49.800 I can say it was a bad choice, right, but 0:54:50.360 --> 0:54:53.560 in life, but you do some cool. That was cool 0:54:53.600 --> 0:54:57.040 with all of them. So many gave the invital Charlie know, 0:54:57.200 --> 0:54:58.640 we was all. I used to come in the house 0:54:58.680 --> 0:55:02.000 and lay down and go to sleep. That was like 0:55:02.080 --> 0:55:06.400 nobody that they loved me. I violated. But here's the 0:55:06.520 --> 0:55:10.720 thing about so many things about life, and then it didn't. 0:55:10.920 --> 0:55:14.200 It didn't hit me until I started owning my own shit. 0:55:14.920 --> 0:55:17.279 I started owning my own houses, I start owning my 0:55:17.320 --> 0:55:18.040 own cars. 0:55:18.280 --> 0:55:21.640 It's not owning my own you have to let me finish. 0:55:24.440 --> 0:55:26.919 And then one day it hit me old fifteen twenty 0:55:27.000 --> 0:55:32.120 years later, I said, oh shit, I violated this man's house. Seeah, 0:55:32.160 --> 0:55:33.960 I think about it. I was like nineteen, I think 0:55:33.960 --> 0:55:35.719 about it. So I was probably forty something years old, 0:55:36.239 --> 0:55:38.800 and I said, I violated. When someone let you in 0:55:38.880 --> 0:55:42.880 their house, that's like, go, that's the biggest gift a 0:55:43.040 --> 0:55:45.879 man is saying to you, I'm letting you in my home. 0:55:46.520 --> 0:55:49.160 And when you violate a man's home, it's really one 0:55:49.160 --> 0:55:51.080 of the worst things that you probably would do in 0:55:51.120 --> 0:55:54.600 your life. So I didn't feel good for years subconsciously. 0:55:55.520 --> 0:55:57.320 So one day I'm pulling up in my Bentley and 0:55:57.920 --> 0:56:01.560 on Hollywood Boulevard. Eddie Murphy in the Rose Royce in 0:56:01.640 --> 0:56:05.560 front of me. Now I'm so popping. Me and him 0:56:05.840 --> 0:56:08.000 is in the VIP section in Hollywood. 0:56:08.560 --> 0:56:10.720 He got a bit for him. I got a cold 0:56:10.800 --> 0:56:17.040 bitch for me. Is they white? No, I'm like white human, 0:56:17.160 --> 0:56:19.880 Spanish black. Continue. 0:56:20.640 --> 0:56:23.760 So I went up to him, you know, because comedians 0:56:23.760 --> 0:56:25.759 still bring up this old ship. But Eddie of them 0:56:25.760 --> 0:56:28.160 didn't give a focus. His cousins loved me as a 0:56:28.160 --> 0:56:30.399 standing commun They think I'm one of the best comedians ever. 0:56:30.880 --> 0:56:31.600 So I looked at Eddie. 0:56:31.640 --> 0:56:33.520 I said, yo, I want as a man that all 0:56:33.560 --> 0:56:37.040 these years, I want to apologize for violating, disrespecting your home. 0:56:37.440 --> 0:56:40.439 And he said, man, they still motherfuckers you still talking 0:56:40.480 --> 0:56:42.800 about that. That was the reply gave to me. So 0:56:42.880 --> 0:56:45.120 he pat his hard and it was cool. We sat down, 0:56:45.239 --> 0:56:47.719 drank and that was it. You know. 0:56:47.840 --> 0:56:50.520 But it goes to show you how talent I've been 0:56:51.040 --> 0:56:53.640 over these years for people to still talk about something 0:56:54.040 --> 0:56:55.960 that happened in nineteen eighty one. 0:56:56.680 --> 0:56:59.480 No, but that's legendary Charlie Murphy. 0:57:00.040 --> 0:57:02.600 But it happened in nineteen eighty one, right, and T. 0:57:02.800 --> 0:57:05.560 K Kirkling real talk was the blame. 0:57:06.080 --> 0:57:06.320 And T. 0:57:06.560 --> 0:57:13.480 Kirk Kirkling is this ship? What is that? Definitely? Niggas 0:57:13.520 --> 0:57:18.040 want me to have a stomach ache, betting so because 0:57:18.040 --> 0:57:20.880 I'm a lo close to top. Oh, I'm great, yeah, 0:57:20.880 --> 0:57:22.520 and I have as you reflex. 0:57:22.320 --> 0:57:29.320 Gods goodness, homegirl, Hello, but that's all right, God damn it, 0:57:29.480 --> 0:57:30.120 God damn it. 0:57:30.120 --> 0:57:31.920 In the moonshine listen, I don't see you. You have 0:57:32.000 --> 0:57:39.160 a ring on your fingers. You're single, I guess, so okay, baby, 0:57:39.200 --> 0:57:40.640 I'm sorry you. 0:57:41.600 --> 0:57:43.520 Let's just being the man that I make sure. You 0:57:43.640 --> 0:57:46.560 better make sure because your man gonna hear this. I mean, well, 0:57:46.600 --> 0:57:48.520 we only got one listener, so don't worry. 0:57:49.600 --> 0:57:51.240 Worry, no, no, no, no. You know you know how 0:57:51.320 --> 0:57:51.880 my show is. 0:57:52.080 --> 0:57:55.360 When you got someone that beautiful, whether it's after six months, 0:57:55.360 --> 0:57:57.360 you should have a ring on the finger because niggas 0:57:57.440 --> 0:57:58.000 like me, when you. 0:57:58.040 --> 0:58:00.800 See a rock, you respect the woman. You leave alone. 0:58:01.040 --> 0:58:03.000 But there's no rock. Say it again. 0:58:03.120 --> 0:58:05.400 If there's no rock, then there's a she's available. If 0:58:05.440 --> 0:58:08.200 there's no rock. If there's no she's available. She got 0:58:08.240 --> 0:58:10.120 a ring, you know, to stay back. 0:58:10.280 --> 0:58:12.000 But she don't have a ring. She's available. 0:58:15.040 --> 0:58:23.960 She she got all the teeth and she said, we 0:58:24.320 --> 0:58:27.360 go after the show, have a conversation. I'm thinking, like 0:58:27.560 --> 0:58:31.120 a conversation. Every man should have a platform. Let me 0:58:31.360 --> 0:58:37.560 tell you mine. Let me tell you my platform. 0:58:38.600 --> 0:58:39.560 This is the. 0:58:41.560 --> 0:58:47.000 Yeah, yeah, we've been trying to get this. 0:58:47.280 --> 0:58:48.800 Thank you very much to us. 0:58:49.040 --> 0:58:51.280 And how does it taste when it's fresh? Like if 0:58:51.280 --> 0:58:52.840 I was over your house on the couch and you 0:58:52.960 --> 0:58:54.240 just brought it straight from the kitchen, Like. 0:58:56.120 --> 0:59:00.600 Yeah, if I'm at the house, there go here. You know, 0:59:00.640 --> 0:59:03.120 it's like it's like you have to sit over twenty four. 0:59:03.000 --> 0:59:04.960 But it's like a hot sandwich, a hot sandwich is 0:59:05.000 --> 0:59:06.960 not good if you really wait to eat it. If 0:59:06.960 --> 0:59:08.880 you eat the sandwich right there at the restaurant is 0:59:08.920 --> 0:59:11.919 the bomb. So what I'm saying is yeah, but I'm 0:59:11.920 --> 0:59:13.840 saying it doesn't taste better. 0:59:14.160 --> 0:59:20.160 It's twenty three hours. Twenty three is better than fifteen, yes, ma'am. Okay. 0:59:20.200 --> 0:59:21.880 So I'm gonna be your house for a whole day, but. 0:59:23.880 --> 0:59:33.600 To night, I like that spending showers, shower, I'm taking 0:59:33.600 --> 0:59:34.360 a showers. 0:59:35.240 --> 0:59:42.160 You still, yes, the wagings, the ways okay? Black? Serious, yeah, serious? 0:59:43.440 --> 0:59:47.640 Nobody talking to you, sairist. You said Keenan. Yes, it 0:59:47.760 --> 0:59:50.120 was it Keenan that brought you to Keenan introduced me 0:59:50.360 --> 0:59:52.240 talk shit to me. But you ain't even No. 0:59:52.400 --> 0:59:54.360 I know I didn't talk ship because we got interrupted. 0:59:54.440 --> 0:59:57.000 But if you can check out your surroundings, you check 0:59:57.080 --> 0:59:59.560 it all to check serious. 1:00:02.320 --> 1:00:06.280 Series of that. So that so that's how all this starts. 1:00:06.520 --> 1:00:08.120 But I think we're just trying to say, is how 1:00:08.160 --> 1:00:11.000 did you even meet? You said you I was hanging. 1:00:11.080 --> 1:00:13.160 I thought that was very back then. There was certain 1:00:13.200 --> 1:00:15.800 club what they comedians back then? Yea, they was comedians. 1:00:15.840 --> 1:00:17.480 But I was in college. That's what I'm saying. You 1:00:17.560 --> 1:00:19.200 wasn't a comedian, was a commedian. I was like, I 1:00:19.280 --> 1:00:20.360 was getting my master's degree. 1:00:20.800 --> 1:00:22.280 I was studying. But we was all hanging out. 1:00:23.560 --> 1:00:25.280 Just let's keep it real, just trying to get to 1:00:25.360 --> 1:00:27.440 you were selling cocaine and all of them niggas was 1:00:27.440 --> 1:00:32.760 selling because you know why, he's not getting it right, 1:00:32.880 --> 1:00:36.360 because he's not getting why nobody Like, I'm not saying 1:00:36.400 --> 1:00:39.320 you were nobody, but just just just a guy who's 1:00:39.440 --> 1:00:43.640 not you know Eddie Murphy Keenan and I, why is 1:00:43.680 --> 1:00:45.720 that having you was selling cocaine? 1:00:45.760 --> 1:00:54.200 Just told us not he was selling watching you. He 1:00:54.280 --> 1:00:56.959 said he was about that. You said, it doesn't make sense. 1:00:57.360 --> 1:00:58.160 It's just so happening. 1:00:58.520 --> 1:01:01.560 I know some people just have great conversation of skills, 1:01:02.000 --> 1:01:04.160 and I just think I have a gift of talking. 1:01:04.600 --> 1:01:06.640 So I think that we just hung out and then 1:01:06.680 --> 1:01:08.840 they saw that I had nice cars. I was doing 1:01:08.920 --> 1:01:11.640 my thing, and just you know, bosses talked the bosses 1:01:11.680 --> 1:01:14.920 and one thing bathroom. Yeah no, he didn't know the bathroom. 1:01:15.160 --> 1:01:16.800 I took it right there while he was there in 1:01:16.880 --> 1:01:19.360 front of Yeah, that's that's how the watch got taken. 1:01:19.520 --> 1:01:25.760 And I thought about it. We had to fight. We 1:01:25.840 --> 1:01:26.280 had to fight. 1:01:26.800 --> 1:01:30.560 You know, and as a man again, we fought right 1:01:30.600 --> 1:01:34.280 on motherfucking Beverly Boulevard and everything was hot. 1:01:37.800 --> 1:01:41.640 This is between you, him and Jolly and the blackest 1:01:41.680 --> 1:01:47.880 niggas in the universe having to fight its Hollywood name. 1:01:48.440 --> 1:01:50.480 So what happened? He ran up on you, He ran 1:01:50.640 --> 1:01:51.920 up on me because you know, you know, the Dave 1:01:52.000 --> 1:01:54.720 Chappelle ship like they never did in Dave Chappelle. 1:01:54.880 --> 1:01:56.800 Like I know, but I'm saying on the day Chappelle ship, 1:01:56.880 --> 1:01:59.240 like he like smacked and the five fingers state the face. Yeah, 1:01:59.280 --> 1:02:04.240 yeah that he that see that when that happened, And 1:02:04.320 --> 1:02:06.520 even though we had a vibes and because of who 1:02:06.600 --> 1:02:10.160 I was at that moment, it was gonna get ugly. 1:02:11.200 --> 1:02:13.480 And the great thing about what I tell you, young man, 1:02:13.880 --> 1:02:17.240 is your choices. Man, it comes down to them. 1:02:17.320 --> 1:02:20.800 Motherfucker choices so bad because it's a step from prison, 1:02:21.160 --> 1:02:24.520 someone dying, or just being mad enough to live a 1:02:24.640 --> 1:02:27.040 long day. So now imagine that happened in nineteen eighty one, 1:02:27.640 --> 1:02:31.600 and look what I've accomplished you today, and then well 1:02:31.640 --> 1:02:33.520 what the fight happened. Let's get to the fight happened 1:02:33.520 --> 1:02:35.720 in nineteen eighty one. Eighty one, Yes, so where you at, 1:02:35.760 --> 1:02:36.320 fat Burger? 1:02:36.800 --> 1:02:38.960 No, no, no, no. They in a limo and I'm 1:02:39.000 --> 1:02:41.320 in my bens and they happen to see me. 1:02:41.880 --> 1:02:43.680 They all get out the car and I got my 1:02:43.800 --> 1:02:46.720 niggas and Charlie Murphy's the street guy. Eddie is like, no, 1:02:46.880 --> 1:02:49.280 Charlie wasn't the street guy. Charlie came out of the service. 1:02:49.920 --> 1:02:51.560 He was in the street dude. Okay, you know what 1:02:51.600 --> 1:02:54.840 I'm saying. Oh yeah, So we got into a fight, scuffle. 1:02:55.240 --> 1:02:58.240 No one talked about bringing the watch back. They wasn't 1:02:58.240 --> 1:03:00.960 sure I had the watch. Was just specty, like what 1:03:01.160 --> 1:03:02.520 was his words when he said to you, I. 1:03:02.520 --> 1:03:06.680 Don't know it? Nineteen eighty one because I know black blackness. 1:03:07.400 --> 1:03:09.439 You gotta remember one time that was the year, because 1:03:09.800 --> 1:03:12.960 because because y'all darkness right there, it's going. 1:03:12.800 --> 1:03:16.080 Down and you But did you remember who swung first? 1:03:16.160 --> 1:03:16.840 He swung first? 1:03:17.000 --> 1:03:19.800 He swung, Yeah, he swung first, and which was supposed 1:03:20.040 --> 1:03:22.240 he from Brooklyn, from Jersey. Well know, had nothing to 1:03:22.280 --> 1:03:24.959 do with that. He just swung first. 1:03:25.120 --> 1:03:30.840 Want to stand? Remember it hurt? Hurt, It hurts, okay, 1:03:30.920 --> 1:03:31.080 you know. 1:03:31.320 --> 1:03:33.760 So a couple of days later, you know, I worked 1:03:33.800 --> 1:03:36.400 things out and they got the watch back and then 1:03:36.520 --> 1:03:37.760 the rumor started from. 1:03:37.680 --> 1:03:40.520 There forever and that was it. But you ain't seen 1:03:40.600 --> 1:03:41.240 him since. 1:03:41.040 --> 1:03:43.800 I've never seen I haven't seen him since then, but 1:03:43.880 --> 1:03:44.920 you've seen Eddie since then. 1:03:44.960 --> 1:03:45.920 I've seen Eddie since then. 1:03:46.240 --> 1:03:49.200 Eddie and everything didn't give a Everybody loved me, their 1:03:49.240 --> 1:03:52.920 cousins love me Eddie. The greatest thing, though, is no 1:03:53.000 --> 1:03:54.840 matter what people say of an old story like that, 1:03:54.920 --> 1:03:55.680 when I touched. 1:03:55.480 --> 1:03:58.160 That mic, I'm the badst motherfucker in the world. 1:03:58.280 --> 1:04:00.480 But do you ever feel like you're walking on South 1:04:00.560 --> 1:04:04.240 Beach Charlie Murphy might just hit you in your head. 1:04:06.200 --> 1:04:07.400 Between man and then. 1:04:08.040 --> 1:04:12.320 People know my reputation, you know, Charlie. Yeah, ten fifteen 1:04:12.360 --> 1:04:15.520 years ago, they know my reputation. Today I would sit 1:04:15.680 --> 1:04:18.640 down and probably apologize to the brother and. 1:04:20.840 --> 1:04:28.320 You know, yeah, just so that you can peace. So 1:04:28.520 --> 1:04:32.120 we've been drinking these shots. Yes, you get another one 1:04:32.160 --> 1:04:32.439 of those. 1:04:33.040 --> 1:04:39.400 You're looking at Macha know machaboy ping pom, But come on, 1:04:39.520 --> 1:04:42.840 you shot, be careful about the poor in the astra. 1:04:42.800 --> 1:04:49.400 Okay, Jesus Christ, Now this is yeah, man, you know 1:04:49.480 --> 1:04:52.840 what's the rocket? Yes? Right? Yeah? You know who supposedly? Yeah, 1:04:52.880 --> 1:05:00.280 I know where you're going, nigga. Is the story from 1:05:00.320 --> 1:05:02.000 what I heard. Okay, let me hear what you heard. 1:05:03.000 --> 1:05:06.000 The story started from Jacob, am. 1:05:06.080 --> 1:05:10.439 I know it wasn't really Jacob to Jeweler. Here's here's 1:05:10.480 --> 1:05:12.360 what happened. It was a young lady who I was 1:05:12.400 --> 1:05:15.080 sucking at the time. She had the hustle and she 1:05:15.240 --> 1:05:17.439 was telling me what she was doing. I said, oh, ship, 1:05:17.520 --> 1:05:18.280 you gotta put me on. 1:05:18.520 --> 1:05:20.800 Let's take this shot. Hold on because I feel like 1:05:20.800 --> 1:05:23.520 you're gonna tell a baby, and I take my little shot. 1:05:25.080 --> 1:05:34.560 I like that one, dude, and you fine, baby, Black 1:05:34.640 --> 1:05:38.160 girls matter. She's goddam I'm gonna take good care of her. 1:05:40.320 --> 1:05:40.360 That. 1:05:40.840 --> 1:05:44.600 It don't matter what you look. Look at he working. 1:05:44.680 --> 1:05:47.280 I like the way you work. He's going in so yeah, 1:05:47.400 --> 1:05:53.040 so you in this bitch. Yeah, she's also fucking park. No, okay, 1:05:53.600 --> 1:05:58.000 how does she But one thing I never did. 1:05:58.240 --> 1:06:00.720 I never snitched on but never you know what you 1:06:00.800 --> 1:06:02.520 said that on the breakfast game, and I'm never gonna 1:06:02.680 --> 1:06:05.280 said that everywhere else. Listen, this is the street, right, 1:06:05.480 --> 1:06:07.640 you got the street, and you just gotta relate to you, right, 1:06:07.720 --> 1:06:09.760 But no, that's not gonna work. 1:06:14.520 --> 1:06:18.080 On the club TV. Let me tell you the story 1:06:18.200 --> 1:06:21.120 because it didn't make sense the street nigga. Yeah, I say, 1:06:23.200 --> 1:06:24.680 went to school, but you. 1:06:24.720 --> 1:06:26.880 Have to put that we never had a credit card, 1:06:27.520 --> 1:06:30.080 but you told Jacob does that never happened either? 1:06:30.240 --> 1:06:33.800 Okay, so let me hear the story. I'm in here 1:06:35.080 --> 1:06:38.080 with you on game. You fucking this bitch from there. 1:06:38.720 --> 1:06:40.240 So she tells me what's going. 1:06:40.160 --> 1:06:43.840 On, but she knows how to pay ship together. She 1:06:44.000 --> 1:06:49.200 tells the card number, bad boy logo. We go back 1:06:49.240 --> 1:06:51.600 to fax machines again, just to the credit card. 1:06:52.120 --> 1:06:53.920 The scam. When you said that boy logo, you just 1:06:53.960 --> 1:06:56.240 gotta have the bad boy that to get the logo. Yeah, 1:06:58.120 --> 1:07:05.560 official official on the fast to this particular jeweler of 1:07:05.640 --> 1:07:10.360 me and Alan iverson his friends. We're getting implicated. Yeah, 1:07:10.520 --> 1:07:14.560 so a guy that is a friend of mine, so. 1:07:14.640 --> 1:07:18.320 Yo, where hey I get his jewelry from? And he 1:07:18.360 --> 1:07:21.000 told me, now none, you, I'm really just coming in 1:07:21.080 --> 1:07:24.600 the paper. I'm stacking, but jewelry ain't my thing. But 1:07:24.760 --> 1:07:27.400 now I'm going through the spades because at that time, 1:07:27.600 --> 1:07:30.280 the jay Z and the Puffies, he niggas wearing Fasachi 1:07:30.360 --> 1:07:34.480 shirts and spending man money on jewelry and getting broke, right, 1:07:34.520 --> 1:07:38.520 you gotta look nice looking broke. We finally called the 1:07:38.640 --> 1:07:42.440 jewelry store and it's a It was a shock to 1:07:42.480 --> 1:07:45.760 me because we faxed everything over and I'm like, I 1:07:45.840 --> 1:07:49.440 want to rolex on the ear to you know, diamond earrings. 1:07:49.480 --> 1:07:57.520 I want a necklace like yeah, like yeah, so conservative. 1:07:58.240 --> 1:08:03.480 I'm thinking fifteen hundred, two thousand dollars for everything. That's 1:08:03.480 --> 1:08:05.840 one hundred and fifty. This motherfucker said one hundred and forty. 1:08:08.080 --> 1:08:12.800 But one hundred and forty motherfucking thousand dollars, Jacob, it's 1:08:12.800 --> 1:08:16.040 not Jacob's another jewely store. Another So at that time, 1:08:16.200 --> 1:08:20.400 I have a cousin who's a federal agent who's also 1:08:20.600 --> 1:08:21.560 my bodyguards. 1:08:21.720 --> 1:08:22.439 Get intricate. 1:08:22.760 --> 1:08:25.280 Yeah, So because I get it to come to town, 1:08:25.720 --> 1:08:28.479 I said, Yo, cous go pick this jewelry up for me. 1:08:31.360 --> 1:08:33.120 He says, we are. He goes pick it up, but 1:08:33.200 --> 1:08:35.600 it's paid for it on the card. We're thinking that 1:08:35.680 --> 1:08:39.680 it's paid for. See this is a beautiful story. Yeah, 1:08:39.720 --> 1:08:43.960 they ain't get this. They think it's paid for. My 1:08:44.080 --> 1:08:46.320 cousin goes to pick it up. The cops is waiting, 1:08:46.560 --> 1:08:50.200 thinking it's me, my cousin his party who federal agents 1:08:50.240 --> 1:08:50.799 get arrested. 1:08:51.640 --> 1:08:53.479 The agent gets arrested. He gets arrested. 1:08:54.400 --> 1:08:58.960 So now my family they giving you up, is at 1:08:59.200 --> 1:09:02.720 ends because they love me so much. Nothing but he 1:09:02.760 --> 1:09:06.160 went down. So now I got to fix this all right. 1:09:06.280 --> 1:09:09.680 So I'm staying at the Royalton Hotel. You know, the 1:09:09.760 --> 1:09:11.680 Royal Huntaer is on forty fourth Street, one of the 1:09:11.720 --> 1:09:13.840 banness hotels in New York City. You don't even know 1:09:13.880 --> 1:09:17.240 it's a hotel. It's some boutique type shit. So I 1:09:17.360 --> 1:09:20.479 know the cops know where I'm at. So instead of 1:09:20.479 --> 1:09:21.800 getting on play because I had to show that night 1:09:21.840 --> 1:09:24.840 at Siphony Hall in North New Jersey. The whole fucking 1:09:24.920 --> 1:09:26.639 state of New York is there. I got my street 1:09:26.720 --> 1:09:29.200 niggas there. They's like, Yo, don't you come nowhere near 1:09:29.320 --> 1:09:34.360 this building. So I catch a calv from Manhattan to 1:09:34.520 --> 1:09:38.760 Philadelphia to catch a fight to go to Greensville, South 1:09:38.840 --> 1:09:42.040 Carolina because the next day I'm opening up for a 1:09:42.160 --> 1:09:48.120 Gerald Ofverton in Greenville, South Carolina. So now nothing happens. 1:09:48.200 --> 1:09:51.040 A whole month goes by. I'm filming a movie in 1:09:51.120 --> 1:09:54.879 Los Angeles, California. This girl on Daton calls me and said, TK. 1:09:54.840 --> 1:09:58.800 You on the news. I said what she said, Yeah, 1:09:59.000 --> 1:10:00.920 they got you on the news news, and. 1:10:01.000 --> 1:10:05.960 The news was about me getting that puff, so they 1:10:06.040 --> 1:10:08.040 blew it up like I had shot Clinton. 1:10:08.840 --> 1:10:15.160 So now since I know the table Clinton. Yeah, it 1:10:15.280 --> 1:10:16.639 was that crazy. It was that crazy. 1:10:17.160 --> 1:10:19.880 It was social media today. I couldn't walk down like that. 1:10:20.720 --> 1:10:24.760 So what I did was I found an attorney and 1:10:24.920 --> 1:10:28.840 we had a surrender date. So we did a surrender date. 1:10:29.080 --> 1:10:32.000 I didn't show up. Matter of fact, I didn't show 1:10:32.080 --> 1:10:35.720 up for a month. They looking for a nigger. Now 1:10:35.760 --> 1:10:38.960 they got a man hunt. But I'm still doing shows. 1:10:38.960 --> 1:10:40.560 But after I'm doing the shows, I'm looking at the 1:10:40.640 --> 1:10:43.519 door and seeing cops is coming in this motherfucker to 1:10:43.680 --> 1:10:44.000 get me. 1:10:45.560 --> 1:10:48.760 Long story short, I make it into New York City. 1:10:49.600 --> 1:10:51.760 I turned myself in. They waiting for me. I get 1:10:51.840 --> 1:10:53.000 on the news and. 1:10:53.080 --> 1:10:56.000 All that type of ship, and you come to find 1:10:56.040 --> 1:10:59.400 out so many things about the police when she goes down, right. 1:11:00.000 --> 1:11:06.240 So in this particular, I changed attorneys and the judge 1:11:08.000 --> 1:11:10.880 locked me up in Ricas Island. They locked me in 1:11:11.000 --> 1:11:15.920 Rockers Island for thirty days because yeah, they whatever crazy 1:11:16.000 --> 1:11:19.680 part that shit was, so he locked me up. But 1:11:19.840 --> 1:11:23.080 now here come the DA. It's this crazy story, the 1:11:23.200 --> 1:11:25.720 DA comes. The reason why the DA comes to talk 1:11:25.800 --> 1:11:29.120 to me because Puffy Now I had to shootout him 1:11:29.240 --> 1:11:30.599 and the rapper that sound. 1:11:30.479 --> 1:11:34.840 Like Biggie Shine. And they want you to They want 1:11:34.840 --> 1:11:36.679 me to snitch on and they want you to snitch 1:11:36.720 --> 1:11:37.960 on Puff. This is the DA. 1:11:38.120 --> 1:11:39.920 Now they want me to snitch on Puff. They don't 1:11:39.920 --> 1:11:42.639 want me to snitch on Puff. They saying, May, you're 1:11:42.640 --> 1:11:45.160 trying to lock you up. May He's trying to lock 1:11:45.240 --> 1:11:47.639 you up. We want you to do us a favor. 1:11:49.000 --> 1:11:51.680 So I played the part from minute they bring it. 1:11:51.960 --> 1:11:55.599 They bringing me blimpy sandwiches and all that kind of shit. 1:11:55.720 --> 1:11:57.880 They put me in the car early in the morning. 1:11:57.760 --> 1:11:59.800 To take me to the club that the shooting went down, 1:12:00.840 --> 1:12:02.559 Club New York. Yeah, Club New York. 1:12:02.920 --> 1:12:05.639 So they tell me where to stand, where I saw 1:12:05.720 --> 1:12:09.960 the gun, how Puppy pulled out the gun, how he shot. 1:12:09.800 --> 1:12:12.439 So and so and all this type of shit. It's 1:12:12.479 --> 1:12:17.560 true story. Crazy. So now they take me back to 1:12:17.640 --> 1:12:18.040 the jail. 1:12:19.840 --> 1:12:21.800 They bring me out maybe two days lay and asked 1:12:21.800 --> 1:12:24.360 me what I wanted to do, and I told him 1:12:24.400 --> 1:12:27.360 I said, I think I ride this one out straight. 1:12:27.439 --> 1:12:30.639 Now they mad, But at this time I got two 1:12:30.680 --> 1:12:32.719 of the coldest attorneys in Long Island. 1:12:33.600 --> 1:12:35.040 I've never getting it because I thought I was on. 1:12:35.080 --> 1:12:38.120 The Sopranos and their names was Strength Donado and Tony 1:12:38.240 --> 1:12:43.040 Cappatillo out of Long Island and in New York City, 1:12:44.320 --> 1:12:46.120 respect you know. 1:12:46.360 --> 1:12:49.120 So now I'm in New. 1:12:49.080 --> 1:12:52.320 York City and you have a lawd there called predicate 1:12:52.439 --> 1:12:55.920 felon a predicated fella. If you catch a felony within 1:12:56.000 --> 1:12:58.720 the year of your first charge, New York has a 1:12:58.760 --> 1:13:02.080 mandatory sentence be for the next years. So they were 1:13:02.080 --> 1:13:04.160 trying to get me four to six because I caught 1:13:04.200 --> 1:13:07.040 the case with you got your pull you another shot, 1:13:08.280 --> 1:13:09.439 pulled me and him another shot. 1:13:10.040 --> 1:13:11.960 What whatever the fuck you want. 1:13:13.280 --> 1:13:19.120 So when my attorneys beat the plea, they beat the 1:13:19.200 --> 1:13:22.160 plea for me doing four to six. I fought the case. 1:13:22.240 --> 1:13:24.040 Matter of fact, I took a deal. To be honest 1:13:24.080 --> 1:13:25.880 with you, I'm supposed to do two to four and 1:13:25.880 --> 1:13:26.960 I supposed to do boot camp. 1:13:28.080 --> 1:13:28.680 You read it out. 1:13:28.960 --> 1:13:32.479 No, let me tell you exactly what happened. Yes, I'll 1:13:32.520 --> 1:13:36.599 tell you exactly what happened. I took the deal. Come 1:13:36.680 --> 1:13:40.000 to the following year, we go to quit that January. 1:13:40.880 --> 1:13:41.560 I got to hit that. 1:13:41.800 --> 1:13:50.360 Yeah, I'll tell then the judge. 1:13:50.360 --> 1:13:52.280 I'm telling my attorney we're not taking the deal. 1:13:52.800 --> 1:13:54.720 TK you trying to get too deep with us on 1:13:54.840 --> 1:14:00.920 June A, trying trying to be drinking listen, drinking champs. 1:14:01.000 --> 1:14:03.880 Let's let's get let's get back into the let's get 1:14:03.960 --> 1:14:04.439 it target. 1:14:04.920 --> 1:14:09.640 Go ahead. You asked, yes, just you cater to the 1:14:09.760 --> 1:14:11.960 women a lot. Tell these young niggas what the fuck 1:14:12.000 --> 1:14:15.519 they're doing wrong? Not being concierge exactly. You gotta be 1:14:15.560 --> 1:14:19.600 a concept. Excuse me, gentlemen, very it's very dispectful. 1:14:19.720 --> 1:14:21.880 I might swing a bottle, thanks, throw it out there, swinging, 1:14:21.920 --> 1:14:24.240 swinging the bune think you she can't talk. 1:14:25.040 --> 1:14:30.120 So when a man meets a woman, his job is 1:14:30.160 --> 1:14:34.240 to be a concierge, right, you know? To these youngs 1:14:34.240 --> 1:14:34.799 were constant. 1:14:36.360 --> 1:14:37.960 If you go to a woman's house, you just can't 1:14:37.960 --> 1:14:38.840 come empty handed. 1:14:39.360 --> 1:14:41.559 You gotta have groceries, helpful mother. 1:14:42.200 --> 1:14:48.040 You got to bring gifts to he't bring that out 1:14:48.040 --> 1:14:50.800 of there, you know the second time. So when I 1:14:50.880 --> 1:14:52.320 come back, I'll have something for you. 1:14:52.760 --> 1:14:57.080 But we're trying aloud, not allowed speakers, but those are people. 1:14:57.600 --> 1:14:59.200 But you see you got gifts right here, and look 1:14:59.400 --> 1:15:01.519 and I see we wasn't giving you this battle, but 1:15:02.040 --> 1:15:02.679 the way you're. 1:15:02.560 --> 1:15:03.360 Going to claim it. 1:15:09.920 --> 1:15:12.720 And I'm silent, and every day I'm like, I just say, 1:15:13.160 --> 1:15:14.479 but you just think give me one bottle. 1:15:14.800 --> 1:15:19.599 No, no, I gave you one, but he said take 1:15:19.680 --> 1:15:24.560 that one too. You know he drink, he drink. He 1:15:24.680 --> 1:15:28.560 drink Corona and Bacardi. That's it. So that's what I 1:15:28.680 --> 1:15:31.320 tell men about. That's the way y'all have to treat 1:15:31.400 --> 1:15:32.280 these women. Fellas. 1:15:32.560 --> 1:15:35.080 When you meet a woman, you know, you open the door. 1:15:35.439 --> 1:15:37.400 You got to get the flowers. You got to take 1:15:37.439 --> 1:15:39.479 a shopping. And what most men don't understand when I 1:15:39.479 --> 1:15:41.719 say shopping, you don't think I'm spend thinking about spending 1:15:41.720 --> 1:15:45.080 a lot of money. Sales, nigga, you got to catch sales, 1:15:46.960 --> 1:15:49.479 you know, not kmar. You know when you're fucking woman, 1:15:49.520 --> 1:15:51.519 you never want to take a came. I know you 1:15:51.680 --> 1:15:55.479 got to really take care because I always tell men J. C. 1:15:55.600 --> 1:15:58.920 Penny knowledge. See most niggas fuck women to destroy on 1:15:59.439 --> 1:16:02.439 I'll tell you fuck him to teach him. See you 1:16:02.600 --> 1:16:04.560 teach a woman, especially if you know you ain't that 1:16:04.680 --> 1:16:07.040 nigga that's gonna be around you fucking the teacher. Teach 1:16:07.080 --> 1:16:10.000 how to save money, teach how to masturbate, teach you 1:16:10.080 --> 1:16:12.400 how to get shipped on her own. So then she 1:16:12.520 --> 1:16:14.960 do meet a nigga that that's a nice niggase. Most 1:16:15.160 --> 1:16:18.720 nice niggas is corny mostly, so you teach them that 1:16:18.880 --> 1:16:21.960 nigga don't know none of that before we meet them. 1:16:22.200 --> 1:16:24.439 We don't know that, we don't know that, we don't 1:16:24.479 --> 1:16:24.640 know that. 1:16:24.800 --> 1:16:26.920 All we're saying is we're in this lane and you 1:16:27.120 --> 1:16:29.160 just cut me off without a fucking signal, So you 1:16:29.360 --> 1:16:33.760 just wait, just wait, So what's going? 1:16:33.840 --> 1:16:35.000 And so that's what's happening. 1:16:35.080 --> 1:16:40.200 And then and if you teach the young ladies, they're confidence, 1:16:40.320 --> 1:16:41.160 they're inspired. 1:16:42.080 --> 1:16:43.720 You haven't destroyed. I mean me, the girl and the 1:16:43.840 --> 1:16:47.840 girls like psychological, psychologically is fucked up because. 1:16:47.560 --> 1:16:49.280 The dude she messed with was a cheater, or the 1:16:49.400 --> 1:16:51.920 dude she fucked with took money from her, or the 1:16:52.080 --> 1:16:54.439 dude gave her a baby, so won't take as mother 1:16:54.520 --> 1:16:55.000 fuck kids? 1:16:55.520 --> 1:16:57.760 And what are we smelling? What's my bother? And put 1:16:57.800 --> 1:16:59.840 on my face? It's milking ma nature. 1:17:00.080 --> 1:17:00.479 I like that. 1:17:00.760 --> 1:17:05.200 God damn you go also drinking? That's coketo. Yeah, I 1:17:05.280 --> 1:17:08.120 want to sponsorship too. I look like Jerry. You know 1:17:08.160 --> 1:17:12.200 what is No, I don't. That's that's the Spanish. Uh huh, 1:17:12.240 --> 1:17:14.200 it's Latino. Shit, you know what half Latino? 1:17:14.320 --> 1:17:14.439 Right? 1:17:14.520 --> 1:17:18.240 You know that I knew it was something that you know, 1:17:18.280 --> 1:17:19.920 I never really did. I never did the history of 1:17:21.080 --> 1:17:24.240 Cuban being. You know, I always touches from Compton. Most 1:17:24.280 --> 1:17:27.880 people don't. Yeah, I tell people Compton. Why the fuck 1:17:27.920 --> 1:17:29.599 I think he was from because I've been there since 1:17:29.680 --> 1:17:32.240 nineteen eighty one. That's that's being from. 1:17:32.479 --> 1:17:36.240 Yeah. So, and I really was a better l a nigger. 1:17:36.600 --> 1:17:38.760 But I tell people I'm from Miami. They be telling 1:17:38.800 --> 1:17:41.160 me I'm from Miami. Right, had ten years? Right? You 1:17:41.240 --> 1:17:45.000 from Miami? Now, look you from Common? From Common, no 1:17:45.080 --> 1:17:45.600 doubt about it. 1:17:45.760 --> 1:17:49.280 So I say it a lot out of respect for Easy, 1:17:49.520 --> 1:17:51.080 who took me on my first national tour. 1:17:51.840 --> 1:17:53.559 That's why I always say you much love to come. 1:17:53.920 --> 1:17:55.680 This is the greatest thing that ever happened to me. 1:17:56.120 --> 1:17:58.360 Was Jerry Heller on the tour. Jerry Heller is the manager. 1:17:59.200 --> 1:18:01.960 It was so crazy. You managed Jerry Heller too. I 1:18:02.080 --> 1:18:06.679 was trying to know he's being funny. He was managing 1:18:06.760 --> 1:18:11.400 the managers. You see. He told you weren't paying attention 1:18:11.520 --> 1:18:12.519 and the thing about is. 1:18:14.479 --> 1:18:17.920 When Easy died, I was starting a company with him 1:18:18.000 --> 1:18:19.160 called Ruthless Comedy. 1:18:19.479 --> 1:18:22.719 Wow, paperwork, everything was crazy. 1:18:22.840 --> 1:18:25.439 Jerry Heller, Easy we was getting ready to do things 1:18:25.479 --> 1:18:26.400 called Ruthless Comedy. 1:18:26.479 --> 1:18:28.000 What was your take on Jerry Heller? Though? 1:18:29.000 --> 1:18:31.240 My take on Jerry when you see any white man 1:18:31.320 --> 1:18:33.960 that take a group of young niggas. 1:18:33.680 --> 1:18:35.479 Out of the hood and blow the ass, he's like 1:18:35.600 --> 1:18:36.320 he like he got. 1:18:36.400 --> 1:18:39.080 God, but you don't know all the particulars going on 1:18:39.200 --> 1:18:41.320 behind the scenes. This is why you have to give 1:18:41.360 --> 1:18:43.960 ice Cube the utmost respect for him to be that 1:18:44.200 --> 1:18:48.200 young and understand his worth, right. I mean, this motherfucker's 1:18:48.200 --> 1:18:51.000 twenty one, twenty two years old dog and he knew 1:18:51.040 --> 1:18:53.759 his motherfucking work and walked away. 1:18:54.120 --> 1:18:58.080 What was the first record they sold? That was like, yeah, 1:18:58.160 --> 1:19:02.000 they sold that first something million and Easy put up 1:19:02.000 --> 1:19:05.000 six thousand. Yeah, that's how they must. They put it 1:19:05.000 --> 1:19:11.120 on Straight out of Compton, stayed on priority that one. 1:19:12.200 --> 1:19:15.320 Susy put up six thousand to do straight out of 1:19:15.400 --> 1:19:18.120 Compton and straight out of Compton make twenty two something million. 1:19:19.760 --> 1:19:20.519 That's an investment. 1:19:23.840 --> 1:19:28.840 Not damn, let's make a list, you know, let's be on. 1:19:29.160 --> 1:19:31.439 I like to talk a lost Let's talk about one 1:19:31.439 --> 1:19:34.599 of the other greatest groups. I toured with the Cash 1:19:34.720 --> 1:19:37.840 wenty Millionaires. I was there, open and that on their 1:19:37.880 --> 1:19:41.479 first tour stop one more time, because look, I think 1:19:41.479 --> 1:19:43.720 you're gonna say it's on some fucked up ship to 1:19:44.240 --> 1:19:47.280 about touring Paddy the bell to about cash money. 1:19:47.320 --> 1:19:52.479 I tak another pis. I was fake old day, so 1:19:52.600 --> 1:19:55.640 I think wait to hear about the cash ship. That 1:19:55.800 --> 1:20:00.800 ship a goddamn woman. Goddamn you're want to here cup? 1:20:00.880 --> 1:20:04.479 We film it? No got I get out of here. 1:20:05.520 --> 1:20:11.479 Kind of dr the coquito kind cootito, which is also 1:20:11.520 --> 1:20:13.280 a frog far. 1:20:15.360 --> 1:20:24.000 Coque little half quarterback and half black Chiles are Spanish. 1:20:24.240 --> 1:20:28.200 I'm cute you have African and half black drinking cues. 1:20:28.439 --> 1:20:37.479 Need the same thing back, glass, Yeah, you drove me home, baby, 1:20:39.520 --> 1:20:40.200 I have a condo. 1:20:40.360 --> 1:20:43.559 You can drop me glass, please please, he got a range, 1:20:43.640 --> 1:20:47.960 drove a baby twenty eighteen. You ain't gonna get me 1:20:48.080 --> 1:20:51.679 fucked up? All right? With my glass at t K Cartan, 1:20:51.720 --> 1:20:54.160 Why did you get shot? I was that drain Champs 1:20:55.920 --> 1:21:01.679 raise man, Oh my glass? I got glass getting wrested 1:21:01.720 --> 1:21:03.840 out right now with my shot? Right, you got a 1:21:03.880 --> 1:21:08.280 straight history lesson going on. Yeah, you're killing it right now. 1:21:08.640 --> 1:21:11.920 We got straight history. Boy killed. You're trying me, but 1:21:12.000 --> 1:21:17.800 you killing man makes for here interview. Thank you lass, 1:21:17.840 --> 1:21:21.840 Thanks very much. There you go. This is where everything 1:21:21.920 --> 1:21:28.080 goes black. This is gonna look I'm blast. Wait you 1:21:28.160 --> 1:21:37.640 gotta get yours? Is this all? Yes? Record record that 1:21:38.800 --> 1:21:41.120 Ponty Just tell them to get one of these. Yeah, 1:21:41.360 --> 1:21:50.080 come on, come on, we'rela. It was fucked up. Don't 1:21:50.120 --> 1:21:54.760 get you bumped up. You know it's your life. It's 1:21:54.800 --> 1:21:58.519 not even bad, but it's bad. It's not bad. I'm 1:21:58.600 --> 1:22:03.800 all right, it's not bad. It's really it's definitely healthy. 1:22:03.840 --> 1:22:10.200 But it's healthy bad, healthy good. You give it the 1:22:10.360 --> 1:22:13.360 Dominican wash. You don't. 1:22:15.120 --> 1:22:19.519 Give it a Dominican wall ymail. 1:22:22.040 --> 1:22:25.080 You want to come on, drink some of your champagne. Man, No, no, no, 1:22:26.560 --> 1:22:33.000 I'm drinking drinking this. You ain't drinking fish everything all right? Yeah, 1:22:33.000 --> 1:22:35.040 I never let me tell you what I'm not doing, 1:22:35.120 --> 1:22:37.320 so you know, let him tell my keys is at 1:22:37.320 --> 1:22:42.360 the hotel. That's okay, and I got I'm responsible right here. 1:22:42.840 --> 1:22:43.960 But you got your wife with you. 1:22:45.080 --> 1:22:45.640 This is just me. 1:22:46.320 --> 1:22:49.160 Yeah, that's that's that's that's how real dad's doing. That's 1:22:49.200 --> 1:22:49.960 how real dad's doing. 1:22:50.400 --> 1:22:51.920 You know why you don't drink all this because you've 1:22:51.920 --> 1:22:52.920 got to be responsible. 1:22:53.040 --> 1:22:56.120 You've got to all of this. And then I still 1:22:56.200 --> 1:23:00.720 being I can't do that all right? 1:23:00.880 --> 1:23:03.640 Hold on, hold on, wait wait, they don't get that's 1:23:03.680 --> 1:23:06.320 a Dominican wash and give me a Dominican wash on 1:23:06.479 --> 1:23:07.120 the ass track. 1:23:07.560 --> 1:23:10.599 I'm about to drink the ass track. Whyna drink. 1:23:12.400 --> 1:23:12.720 Put on? 1:23:13.560 --> 1:23:14.000 Of course? 1:23:14.120 --> 1:23:18.200 You know how old were you started pusson? Why you 1:23:18.240 --> 1:23:22.160 ain't someone I was wondering, he gotta start around. I 1:23:22.160 --> 1:23:22.960 started at eleven. 1:23:23.800 --> 1:23:29.759 You know, okay? Cookie? You said cookie? Just s you pussy? 1:23:30.280 --> 1:23:32.519 What you what's your dog? Is gonna say? No, I 1:23:32.560 --> 1:23:37.000 don't know what. Jamaican. You got a haircut to day? Wow, 1:23:37.840 --> 1:23:42.080 look looks smooth. Question. I got a hand cut just 1:23:42.160 --> 1:23:43.120 to interview you. Man. 1:23:43.200 --> 1:23:47.160 That's all right now, let's get with. 1:23:48.720 --> 1:24:05.160 Hm hm there is that's that ship. You love it? 1:24:05.400 --> 1:24:09.479 Don't trupt me. Let's don't trup me right, trupt me 1:24:09.640 --> 1:24:12.960 right now? You love it? You love it? Say you 1:24:13.040 --> 1:24:14.320 love you won't know. 1:24:18.120 --> 1:24:18.720 This is it. 1:24:19.000 --> 1:24:26.080 There's like three of you, three. 1:24:26.000 --> 1:24:31.360 Norris in the building. Nigga, I'm gonna have a big bum. 1:24:31.840 --> 1:24:36.479 I'm gonna have a big boy. You gotta be smoking weed. 1:24:36.880 --> 1:24:42.280 I feel like I'm wanting what's the movie dis w 1:24:42.280 --> 1:24:44.920 Wash Simmonson kind of day. I feel like that. 1:24:47.160 --> 1:24:49.639 Because you know why I need to lift your comedy 1:24:49.680 --> 1:24:52.599 spirits from you. We're going because you know why people 1:24:52.760 --> 1:24:57.120 tell me that I'm a comedian. Yeah, I can see that, 1:24:57.920 --> 1:24:59.559 but I just I just have fun. 1:24:59.640 --> 1:25:01.800 You you enjoy life. I enjoy life. 1:25:02.200 --> 1:25:04.719 Is that the definition of comedians? That's that's the definitely 1:25:04.760 --> 1:25:08.800 of my journey. My journey is to talk serious, but 1:25:08.960 --> 1:25:11.880 to make you laugh, but to enjoy life. See, I 1:25:12.080 --> 1:25:14.800 enjoy life. I love getting them at four thirty one 1:25:14.840 --> 1:25:16.840 and go and work out, do what I need to do. 1:25:17.520 --> 1:25:19.599 I get a four thirty morning, do what I need 1:25:19.680 --> 1:25:23.160 to do, put my three miles in left weights, you know, 1:25:23.720 --> 1:25:24.679 and I keep it moving. 1:25:24.920 --> 1:25:29.360 And I'm fifty five years old, so let's you know, Yeah, 1:25:31.080 --> 1:25:34.679 you're older than no black do crack. 1:25:35.080 --> 1:25:35.800 You're right, You're right. 1:25:36.240 --> 1:25:40.000 You just gotta have a little money for maintenance. You 1:25:40.040 --> 1:25:42.240 gotta have a little money for maintenance. You ain't gonna 1:25:42.240 --> 1:25:44.200 another man's cool. 1:25:46.160 --> 1:25:48.640 I'm not old, and that's why you guys, when you 1:25:48.720 --> 1:25:50.439 get older, you take care of you women. You have 1:25:50.520 --> 1:25:53.000 a house, you have a car, you have good credit, 1:25:53.280 --> 1:25:55.519 because all you guys got I'm looking at all right 1:25:55.600 --> 1:25:59.000 now they look for credit score right now them combined. 1:26:00.080 --> 1:26:15.320 In the verse three seventy five. Look at you, man. 1:26:20.320 --> 1:26:21.879 I know, sonny, guys. 1:26:23.560 --> 1:26:35.400 Ship Come on, let's just tell the comedy world people 1:26:36.080 --> 1:26:36.720 rear it on. 1:26:37.680 --> 1:26:40.839 How many things have you written on? How many projects 1:26:40.880 --> 1:26:43.439 have you been? You know, No, one's never asked me 1:26:43.520 --> 1:26:46.840 that question. You did New Jersey Drive? No, he still 1:26:46.840 --> 1:26:49.120 He's gonna hold another route right now. So let me 1:26:49.200 --> 1:26:52.080 tell you how this go down. I'm just timbling his 1:26:52.200 --> 1:26:55.920 first album, what Oh Music Music. I write skits and 1:26:56.000 --> 1:26:59.280 stuff and right stuff for artists perform. So I'm the 1:26:59.360 --> 1:27:02.000 skit writer. I've been doing that for years. I did 1:27:02.120 --> 1:27:07.559 Lloyd's Last City Coach Player's Diary one of my bits 1:27:07.720 --> 1:27:10.160 that got taken, and I love her a little Kim, 1:27:11.000 --> 1:27:13.240 Little Kim. I played a song for her and Biggie 1:27:14.280 --> 1:27:16.880 and I had it in the song and the line 1:27:16.920 --> 1:27:19.840 that she took from me was for I went from 1:27:19.920 --> 1:27:21.120 first class to coach. 1:27:22.160 --> 1:27:22.920 That's my life. 1:27:23.040 --> 1:27:26.320 BIG's that I got it on tape and every day 1:27:26.720 --> 1:27:28.880 that I played it for and it's okay. 1:27:29.000 --> 1:27:30.320 I never said nothing about. 1:27:30.080 --> 1:27:32.519 It, just the first time since ninety one ninety two 1:27:32.760 --> 1:27:35.080 I ever mentioned on the air. That's a bit that 1:27:35.280 --> 1:27:38.080 I came over from first class because you know, back 1:27:38.120 --> 1:27:40.599 in the day, you would take the phone and put 1:27:40.640 --> 1:27:43.840 it to the speaker box, and I had music that 1:27:43.960 --> 1:27:44.479 I was playing. 1:27:44.479 --> 1:27:46.400 Why you wanted to go from first class to coach? 1:27:46.479 --> 1:27:47.960 Why do you wanted to go back? Well, it was 1:27:48.120 --> 1:27:49.680 it was a joke. It was for a girl. I 1:27:49.760 --> 1:27:52.400 was talking about a girl female and the album she 1:27:52.600 --> 1:27:54.600 cheated on me and I took and. 1:27:54.680 --> 1:27:57.360 I said, she went from first class to coach and 1:27:57.520 --> 1:28:00.479 the song was Jones Walking. 1:28:00.320 --> 1:28:03.120 In the Rain. I got acha punch, I did the remake. 1:28:03.360 --> 1:28:07.040 Did the remakeer Jon't you got acapunt you today? 1:28:07.080 --> 1:28:11.439 Big up to my brother Freddy avate a golden spine game. 1:28:11.520 --> 1:28:14.559 I got acapu See that that's the that's that really, 1:28:14.600 --> 1:28:18.800 that's that rich ship. You got ship, because I don't. 1:28:18.880 --> 1:28:22.400 That's not rich. He's rich now, motherucker, stop putting the 1:28:22.800 --> 1:28:25.679 rumble roches. That's okay because you know where the money, 1:28:25.760 --> 1:28:29.880 so you keep out you and the death. Now, you 1:28:29.880 --> 1:28:32.760 don't need time, you don't need nothing. 1:28:33.080 --> 1:28:36.120 You just your smooth skin, the smooth very you know 1:28:36.160 --> 1:28:37.240 you use a chap stand. 1:28:37.840 --> 1:28:40.799 No, I got listen to New York. 1:28:50.880 --> 1:28:55.080 Even out here my liters get you but just getting 1:28:56.240 --> 1:29:06.680 but you're glowing. Get you punch the jogging you know, giant? Yeah, John, Yeah, 1:29:06.720 --> 1:29:07.240 you can book. 1:29:07.240 --> 1:29:09.920 You're right. You got a radio show. It's not a 1:29:10.040 --> 1:29:14.599 radio show. It was a podcast. Dying buhot, you're doing 1:29:14.720 --> 1:29:21.120 bull shops. You just chest is not strong looking at 1:29:21.200 --> 1:29:25.040 you like he gets shout. You have up of the 1:29:25.080 --> 1:29:25.639 ice trap. 1:29:32.560 --> 1:29:34.960 All these niggas a little kind of chests either the 1:29:35.200 --> 1:29:39.280 boll you you the room got empty. 1:29:39.640 --> 1:29:41.559 You want to smell the cigaret and then nigga smelled 1:29:41.600 --> 1:29:48.360 the cigret. Worry a man, I didn't have to. 1:29:48.960 --> 1:29:49.240 I was. 1:29:51.640 --> 1:29:54.320 What would you still got to have a strong. 1:29:54.400 --> 1:29:55.519 D you know. 1:29:57.680 --> 1:30:08.160 A god. You got to get shot of some sort. Okay, 1:30:08.280 --> 1:30:10.240 I'll take a shout of what that young lady boy? 1:30:12.000 --> 1:30:14.280 We got another one that was nice. That's not I 1:30:14.360 --> 1:30:18.599 got someone ready. No, no, you can't control the brop. 1:30:18.880 --> 1:30:22.080 I know that's true, but okay, let me get away anything. 1:30:22.680 --> 1:30:26.160 So you got either mangos to rock or tagle bom. 1:30:30.080 --> 1:30:34.960 That's the idea is danger take one more time. Everybody, 1:30:35.000 --> 1:30:38.200 the world is the world is? Why is it in Chinese? 1:30:38.720 --> 1:30:43.320 Because it's monkey ye said, in the country, it's not 1:30:43.439 --> 1:30:45.240 so sprere right, just ship. I don't even know what 1:30:45.320 --> 1:30:48.040 the buck is going on. So when I'm in the hospital, said, 1:30:48.040 --> 1:30:52.519 what did you drink? That's exactly exact. 1:30:52.560 --> 1:30:53.280 What did you have. 1:30:55.240 --> 1:30:57.920 On? Some nigga that don't look wasted made me drink 1:30:58.000 --> 1:31:23.280 to say, who can't use arrow here? It's terrible, It's terrible. Yeah, 1:31:23.360 --> 1:31:27.120 it's he gets funny. It's terrible. 1:31:27.120 --> 1:31:27.240 Man. 1:31:28.439 --> 1:31:31.080 That's an ancient Chinese secret. By the way, I just 1:31:31.120 --> 1:31:34.759 want to let you know. And you got medical insurance. 1:31:37.080 --> 1:31:41.280 Wein't got none of that, you know, shull just sharing. 1:31:43.000 --> 1:31:47.360 You know, this is the thing. You gotta realize. My 1:31:47.479 --> 1:31:51.160 nose is sweating. We made sure you had to take 1:31:51.240 --> 1:31:56.280 the chair with the with the stability, remember. 1:31:56.720 --> 1:32:01.479 David, the stability he fell your don't be found, dude, 1:32:01.960 --> 1:32:02.479 I'm not fat. 1:32:03.280 --> 1:32:09.479 I'm saying facts. I'm just saying found. I'm figuring something. 1:32:11.080 --> 1:32:16.240 I know everybody. That's why at my age, everybody mocker 1:32:16.280 --> 1:32:23.000 getting su only too. 1:32:25.120 --> 1:32:27.120 That's why we get to think with the bat because 1:32:27.200 --> 1:32:29.519 TK did everything. Let me tell you something to say. 1:32:30.160 --> 1:32:34.280 You know, in our generation, in our lifetime, us being black, 1:32:34.400 --> 1:32:38.120 Latino or whatever we are, we're from the hood. 1:32:39.720 --> 1:32:43.959 And in the hood, when people get ten years, people. 1:32:43.800 --> 1:32:46.400 Get twenty years, people get twenty five years, people hit 1:32:46.439 --> 1:32:50.920 thirty years, they're so quick to say that nigga's over, 1:32:51.240 --> 1:32:53.920 he's washed up, it's done with him. 1:32:54.520 --> 1:32:56.920 That's not what we want to do over here, Yes, sir, 1:32:57.120 --> 1:32:57.559 we want to. 1:32:57.600 --> 1:32:59.960 Do over here is we want to continue to pray 1:33:00.360 --> 1:33:04.439 are legends, whether it be in the comedic stance, whether 1:33:04.479 --> 1:33:10.760 it be in a lyrical stance, whether it be in acting. 1:33:09.320 --> 1:33:10.080 Stance or whatever. 1:33:10.640 --> 1:33:12.280 And you are one of the people that we want 1:33:12.320 --> 1:33:15.600 to continue to commemorate and salute. 1:33:15.200 --> 1:33:15.840 And thank you. 1:33:15.960 --> 1:33:18.280 I really appreciate it and do that and let you 1:33:18.360 --> 1:33:20.479 know that you've got a platform here. We don't care 1:33:20.479 --> 1:33:22.680 if you sign on low speaker. Now, those are people, man. 1:33:23.080 --> 1:33:24.680 You know, it's all jokes. You know what I'm saying. 1:33:24.680 --> 1:33:26.760 We were rather you come here. But it isn't matter 1:33:26.760 --> 1:33:30.639 because Charla Maine, me, me and Charlamagne is in tune 1:33:30.680 --> 1:33:36.360 with a blacklin. I called it black Alude. You know 1:33:36.439 --> 1:33:39.280 that's my man's that's the man. That's all man and 1:33:39.920 --> 1:33:43.639 what we want to say is, you know, in this genre, 1:33:44.200 --> 1:33:48.360 this is this thing that we live in. People give 1:33:48.439 --> 1:33:52.240 us five years and seven years when we have people 1:33:52.360 --> 1:33:54.760 like you who've been doing it since end up you 1:33:54.920 --> 1:33:57.880 have been to and then you're doing it now since 1:33:58.000 --> 1:33:59.160 drink campus is poppy. 1:33:59.439 --> 1:34:02.360 Sir, you want continue to support you, to tell you 1:34:02.439 --> 1:34:03.519 to take shots with us. 1:34:03.640 --> 1:34:06.280 Yes, sir, We're gonna have the girl, you know, the 1:34:06.360 --> 1:34:08.960 Mainican girl that looked black, right, gonna make sure she 1:34:09.160 --> 1:34:09.760 drive you back. 1:34:09.960 --> 1:34:13.320 Yeah, she's beautiful. I'm gonna marry her, nigga. Yeah, whenever 1:34:13.360 --> 1:34:15.960 you gotta go, I'm for real, I'm gonna change your converses, 1:34:16.000 --> 1:34:21.639 but I'm gonna marry. It's like a baby. You could 1:34:21.680 --> 1:34:24.040 do whatever you need to do, young lady, and you're single, 1:34:24.120 --> 1:34:27.120 to my god, and you look good. You'll get on, 1:34:27.640 --> 1:34:27.840 Get on. 1:34:28.600 --> 1:34:30.800 I want the world to see I'm talking to listen. 1:34:30.880 --> 1:34:34.599 This is let me just shar niggas know what I'm 1:34:34.600 --> 1:34:35.120 talking about. 1:34:35.960 --> 1:34:39.760 Film and film. Look look at that too, And this 1:34:39.960 --> 1:34:42.439 is exactly how Drake got made. I'm just be honest. 1:34:43.120 --> 1:34:46.360 This is exactly how Drake got Yeah, this girl is unbelievable. 1:34:47.479 --> 1:34:49.719 God damn. You see the fellas. You see the confidence 1:34:49.760 --> 1:34:52.680 that I had, that's what drew her in and I 1:34:52.760 --> 1:34:54.040 got the number. We're gonna go out. 1:34:55.720 --> 1:34:59.960 I'm gonna push the masvariety, little hair flow because I 1:35:00.040 --> 1:35:03.639 a week, I said, that's not a week. 1:35:03.760 --> 1:35:05.160 That's real. That's real. 1:35:05.280 --> 1:35:07.680 That's that's important because when you date a woman that 1:35:07.720 --> 1:35:09.519 don't have a week. We save the thousands throughout the 1:35:09.600 --> 1:35:16.960 year were suspensive, expecially. 1:35:16.479 --> 1:35:16.920 In the month. 1:35:21.720 --> 1:35:22.120 For real. 1:35:22.200 --> 1:35:24.479 They don't even want they don't even want the horseship 1:35:24.560 --> 1:35:24.880 no more. 1:35:25.360 --> 1:35:30.599 Man, they grew out there in the relationship once running down, 1:35:31.320 --> 1:35:32.400 y'all got me fucked up. 1:35:33.800 --> 1:35:37.800 This is fucked up, y'all, this is fun up. They 1:35:37.960 --> 1:35:42.080 never see me like this. You give me that wee man, 1:35:43.800 --> 1:35:48.120 Tell where did y'all get your wi from? From the 1:35:48.200 --> 1:35:50.400 nigga that raised you and got the plug. That's what 1:35:50.439 --> 1:35:52.720 I'm saying. We got the week. 1:35:52.760 --> 1:35:55.240 We're talking about the cast money crow. I'm like cash money, 1:35:55.400 --> 1:35:59.879 forgot the bringing back and forgot guy. The cash money situation. 1:36:00.040 --> 1:36:03.639 Sh was so phenomenal because I met baby in little 1:36:03.640 --> 1:36:08.240 Wayne right when he was starting. When they kissed, Yeah, 1:36:08.240 --> 1:36:09.280 when I saw him kiss. 1:36:09.320 --> 1:36:12.599 So it's not a secret that they say they cares 1:36:12.640 --> 1:36:13.960 like the baby all of them. 1:36:13.960 --> 1:36:14.280 Used to kill. 1:36:14.320 --> 1:36:17.600 I thought it was some mafia ship, but it was 1:36:17.960 --> 1:36:22.040 it wasn't. It wasn't like were they on that. I 1:36:22.120 --> 1:36:24.160 never know they was doing that. They was actually kissing 1:36:24.160 --> 1:36:25.080 each other in the mouth, but. 1:36:26.640 --> 1:36:26.960 It wasn't. 1:36:28.320 --> 1:36:28.519 Listen. 1:36:33.360 --> 1:36:35.160 I mean, I've been in the streets all around the world. 1:36:35.280 --> 1:36:37.960 One of my connects was in New Orleans. I said, nigga, 1:36:38.000 --> 1:36:39.800 this I call him. I said, this is how y'all move. 1:36:40.560 --> 1:36:42.519 He said, non, nigga, baby, And I'm just on some 1:36:42.720 --> 1:36:46.519 different ship. But I never questioned see one thing about 1:36:46.560 --> 1:36:50.439 being a man whatever, laying a nigga take that's the lane, 1:36:50.920 --> 1:36:52.559 and you let the motherfucker take his lane. 1:36:52.960 --> 1:36:55.320 So I allowed him to take his lane. But they 1:36:55.439 --> 1:36:59.320 was always good to me. When I say always always 1:36:59.400 --> 1:36:59.760 good to me. 1:37:00.160 --> 1:37:01.720 If I was walking down the street, now, baby and 1:37:01.760 --> 1:37:03.960 the motherfuckers, we'll pull over, get out the car and 1:37:04.080 --> 1:37:06.840 have a conversation with me for about forty five minutes 1:37:06.880 --> 1:37:07.360 to an hour. 1:37:07.800 --> 1:37:09.400 That's the respect they always had for me. 1:37:10.200 --> 1:37:12.640 When we did the movie called ball of Blocking, I 1:37:12.720 --> 1:37:17.000 played the cop in Baller Blocking. You know, they allowed 1:37:17.040 --> 1:37:18.479 me to write my own ship, and I remember a 1:37:18.479 --> 1:37:20.439 baby coming to my trailer and he must have had 1:37:20.479 --> 1:37:22.800 like a million dollars in suitcase and asked me how 1:37:22.920 --> 1:37:25.360 much did my charge? 1:37:25.880 --> 1:37:34.640 And I said the whole motherfucker suitcase, the t how much? 1:37:34.680 --> 1:37:38.879 We oh, yeah, because I never seen anyone not respect 1:37:38.960 --> 1:37:43.320 money before. That's the thing that was about him. They 1:37:43.439 --> 1:37:47.240 didn't respect money. They did not respect did not respect money. 1:37:48.040 --> 1:37:50.559 So one night we went out, it was like five 1:37:50.640 --> 1:37:53.280 six o'clock in the evening, and he bought like nine 1:37:53.400 --> 1:37:57.280 Bentley's at one time. So me and my man was 1:37:57.320 --> 1:38:00.519 in the other seats. That nigga, this nigga the buys 1:38:00.600 --> 1:38:03.000 of Bentley. We really thought it was gonna really go 1:38:03.120 --> 1:38:05.200 down like that because he didn't respect one. We didn't 1:38:05.200 --> 1:38:09.040 get to Bentley, but the thought of that happening was 1:38:09.120 --> 1:38:11.559 just phenomenal because he really was that type of dude. 1:38:12.280 --> 1:38:15.960 He really was, you know, And to no matter what 1:38:16.120 --> 1:38:19.800 him the Wayne's going through, whatever, the nigga pulls off 1:38:19.800 --> 1:38:23.200 one of the coldest moves in motherfucking music history, you know, 1:38:23.320 --> 1:38:25.559 because what people don't know that when he got front 1:38:25.560 --> 1:38:28.840 of that thirty million dollars, he was really in the 1:38:28.920 --> 1:38:33.880 red juvenile sold so many motherfucking records that before the 1:38:34.000 --> 1:38:36.840 years old, the thirty million was paid back. They was black, 1:38:36.880 --> 1:38:39.320 and the motherfucker's never been in the red ever since. 1:38:40.640 --> 1:38:43.240 That's that's just a blessing, yo. And like I said, 1:38:43.479 --> 1:38:45.960 from the from Ruthless Records to. 1:38:49.320 --> 1:38:51.000 Master p to. 1:38:52.520 --> 1:38:55.920 Change everything for babing them still to be doing what 1:38:56.000 --> 1:38:58.080 they're doing, and now ain't got the hottest artists in 1:38:58.160 --> 1:39:03.360 the world. Regardless of what his plans are. The nigga 1:39:03.400 --> 1:39:05.720 pulls some coaches in the world. 1:39:05.800 --> 1:39:07.479 Drake Damn. 1:39:08.520 --> 1:39:14.360 Yeah, yeah, from now, what happened to hip hop is 1:39:14.720 --> 1:39:18.080 when I watched I went to this concert, Tray concert. 1:39:18.439 --> 1:39:20.640 I watched him and I said to myself, how do 1:39:20.760 --> 1:39:23.760 they let this motherfucker in the light skinned nigga? Yes? 1:39:24.840 --> 1:39:25.240 How did that? 1:39:25.720 --> 1:39:28.840 What happened from Big Daddy King exactly? The niggas have 1:39:29.040 --> 1:39:35.600 people to understand what happened, you know, evolution, evolution, But 1:39:35.760 --> 1:39:38.360 what happened with Drake was here is a guy who 1:39:38.439 --> 1:39:41.120 you tell a fan of hip hop's this Big Daddy 1:39:41.200 --> 1:39:43.479 Can I've been a fan of hip hop from day one. 1:39:44.640 --> 1:39:46.679 Tell us, tell us what happened from the darkskin community, 1:39:46.720 --> 1:39:50.560 because I want to understand what people forget in the 1:39:50.880 --> 1:39:54.040 skin community, but not that regardless of the man told 1:39:54.080 --> 1:39:59.439 me something. Abouts got nothing to do with skin niggas, 1:40:00.120 --> 1:40:01.320 the fucking Cubans in there. 1:40:01.840 --> 1:40:03.360 It's the darksken nigga community. 1:40:04.080 --> 1:40:04.360 But you. 1:40:05.840 --> 1:40:07.120 Thing, I love you so much. 1:40:07.800 --> 1:40:10.479 Let's not get into nationalities because people really take what 1:40:10.520 --> 1:40:11.760 we saying seriously. 1:40:11.800 --> 1:40:14.360 And these mother fuckers will be on something Black Dominican. 1:40:14.479 --> 1:40:15.160 I'm better than you. 1:40:17.120 --> 1:40:18.519 I don't want to really go down there, if you 1:40:18.560 --> 1:40:19.799 don't mind me being. 1:40:19.640 --> 1:40:22.160 The older person in the room. The old so. 1:40:23.680 --> 1:40:26.200 Baby was just a phenomenal dude. But the tour with 1:40:26.320 --> 1:40:29.240 them to do Ball of Blocking, it was just really 1:40:29.320 --> 1:40:31.240 some phenomenal ship. And then I went on tour with 1:40:31.439 --> 1:40:33.800 them and did twenty thirty six. But the thing I 1:40:33.920 --> 1:40:36.480 liked about them was it was a cast twenty millionaires 1:40:36.800 --> 1:40:41.240 dm X. You did the cash money. I was the 1:40:41.720 --> 1:40:45.360 MC that was open the nec for them offer. 1:40:47.080 --> 1:40:51.520 Cash. That was the next tour after you know Rockefeller. 1:40:52.240 --> 1:40:55.600 Yeah, and I host that tour too, Get the Out, Yes, sir, 1:40:55.720 --> 1:40:57.240 I was on the tour with jay Z. And also 1:40:57.280 --> 1:40:59.880 and the crazy thing about the jay Z tour is 1:41:00.040 --> 1:41:02.680 that when I was thirty five years old, I threw 1:41:02.680 --> 1:41:05.560 a party in New York City. Jay Z was my 1:41:06.560 --> 1:41:10.920 birthday celebration. I paid a nigga fifteen hundred dollars and 1:41:11.000 --> 1:41:12.840 he was late and I wasn't gonna let him on. 1:41:13.560 --> 1:41:15.479 And after that I went on tour with him and 1:41:16.160 --> 1:41:22.640 Damon whatever jay Z for fift I paid him for 1:41:22.920 --> 1:41:30.479 I didn't high off. Yeah, I hire fifte So I started, 1:41:30.520 --> 1:41:33.880 I started, I started going toward them, but then I started. 1:41:33.880 --> 1:41:37.720 I wrote songs for a second and none, amg bitch, 1:41:37.800 --> 1:41:38.679 better have my money. 1:41:39.560 --> 1:41:42.160 Yeah. I wrote all this stuff, and they stuff used 1:41:42.160 --> 1:41:47.280 to take them on toward ship. It was this better 1:41:47.400 --> 1:41:52.559 have my crazy ass. Yeah, yeah, the words in the moment. 1:41:53.880 --> 1:41:56.240 Yeah, I've been involved with all this ship, you know, 1:41:56.600 --> 1:41:58.720 like all this ship, but I always didn't know. I 1:41:58.800 --> 1:42:01.519 just don't brag about it. So you wrote that record, 1:42:01.560 --> 1:42:05.120 I wrote fits and all that on his albums. Sure, 1:42:05.160 --> 1:42:05.840 there's second to. 1:42:05.920 --> 1:42:09.680 None, all of them. Oh God, damn Edi o G 1:42:09.880 --> 1:42:16.120 and the Bulldogs. Yeah, I go way back. Yeah yeah. 1:42:16.800 --> 1:42:18.600 And then I remember on the Cash Money tour, we 1:42:18.640 --> 1:42:21.840 had the little situation in Boston with Made Men. There 1:42:21.880 --> 1:42:23.920 was a fight between the Rough Riders and Made Men 1:42:24.240 --> 1:42:27.160 when the motherfuckers got stabbed, and I'm in the middle 1:42:27.160 --> 1:42:29.439 of the ship because everybody just loved me, but they're 1:42:29.479 --> 1:42:32.920 gonna pass me stabbing each other. But Maine men didn't 1:42:33.000 --> 1:42:37.880 know that the rough Riders was that motherfucker tough. They met, 1:42:37.920 --> 1:42:41.200 they matched that motherfucker night. Because then it's lucky nobody 1:42:41.320 --> 1:42:43.720 died because the rough Riders stabbed them niggas to fuck 1:42:43.800 --> 1:42:44.639 up for real. 1:42:44.880 --> 1:42:47.240 They came with fists and the rough Rider came with knives. 1:42:48.400 --> 1:42:52.640 Puerto Rican stuff. Yep, sure they god ja. So you know, 1:42:52.920 --> 1:43:00.160 make noise for that or not't making noise? We want 1:43:00.200 --> 1:43:07.439 this tag balls d You know about Daddy saying and 1:43:07.479 --> 1:43:08.679 you stole his credit card. 1:43:08.800 --> 1:43:08.880 So. 1:43:11.680 --> 1:43:14.880 Steeler, I didn't steal the Daddy created in my mind, 1:43:18.080 --> 1:43:18.519 your mind. 1:43:19.760 --> 1:43:23.240 You're my nigga. Man, you're my nigga. I've always been 1:43:23.280 --> 1:43:26.080 my name in my mind. And you saw me performed. 1:43:26.760 --> 1:43:28.560 You killed once you saw me, you killed it. And 1:43:28.680 --> 1:43:32.120 it's a terrible all right. My wife said, thank you, 1:43:32.560 --> 1:43:35.080 you see the show. But the other guy, this, this 1:43:35.160 --> 1:43:37.160 is how I gotta know. I gotta start dressing different. 1:43:37.800 --> 1:43:37.920 Right. 1:43:38.040 --> 1:43:41.040 The other guy that performed for you, Yes, he was 1:43:41.120 --> 1:43:43.640 like he said something about Cuba. My wife was like, 1:43:43.760 --> 1:43:48.960 you are and I was Grandma, just relax I heard 1:43:49.000 --> 1:43:53.320 you in the background. I said, alright, the dude said, 1:43:54.200 --> 1:43:55.240 he said, this is why I. 1:43:55.240 --> 1:44:01.320 Don't like and like I feel like I made a 1:44:01.360 --> 1:44:02.479 lot of money in my life. 1:44:03.080 --> 1:44:03.880 No, it wasn't that. 1:44:04.600 --> 1:44:05.599 Let me tell you what he did. 1:44:06.800 --> 1:44:12.759 When the comedian here, gone with that, that's cold, nigga, 1:44:12.800 --> 1:44:13.600 shut the fuck up. 1:44:13.920 --> 1:44:19.000 I'm going to the car. That's what you get here. 1:44:19.160 --> 1:44:20.960 Because when you said it, I knew I want to 1:44:21.000 --> 1:44:22.760 be here for you and wait for my man said, 1:44:22.840 --> 1:44:25.240 nigga going with that. That's how I said, go on 1:44:25.520 --> 1:44:29.000 with that. And that was around. They said Cuba, and 1:44:29.040 --> 1:44:34.160 then my wife said, yeah, he was like you, but 1:44:34.320 --> 1:44:36.360 that's how I've been put Then you came out there. 1:44:37.280 --> 1:44:41.080 Now this is your This is what I want to understand. 1:44:42.400 --> 1:44:46.000 Do you go order a pro killer crowd I based 1:44:46.040 --> 1:44:46.760 my show based on. 1:44:48.479 --> 1:44:51.240 Or do you say, let me look at these niggas. 1:44:51.600 --> 1:44:55.160 I come out and whatever my feeling is, I always 1:44:55.160 --> 1:44:56.880 say they don't laugh fuck him, but I always make 1:44:56.920 --> 1:44:57.320 them laugh. 1:44:58.160 --> 1:45:01.880 But the ship that I say is just so insane. 1:45:02.920 --> 1:45:03.599 That's gonna work. 1:45:03.800 --> 1:45:05.880 Now if I have to do a white audience, then 1:45:05.920 --> 1:45:08.080 I've become a comedy of doing more. 1:45:08.439 --> 1:45:11.280 Let's let's let's work the audience like you like right now, 1:45:13.240 --> 1:45:14.160 we're all white right now? 1:45:14.960 --> 1:45:18.760 Okay, great, I'm just saying, well, okay, so we can 1:45:18.800 --> 1:45:21.439 do white materials. There's a white material I just found. 1:45:21.479 --> 1:45:24.400 Thought I was just LESSI I'm just I'm just like 1:45:24.600 --> 1:45:27.920 But no, I thought I was the matrix Tle in 1:45:28.000 --> 1:45:35.519 the movie. But am I where? But I don't want 1:45:35.520 --> 1:45:37.719 to whole another level, just follow follow the story. 1:45:38.439 --> 1:45:41.400 So I'm just lessing. 1:45:41.720 --> 1:45:44.160 And I'm seeing I read things different than most people. 1:45:44.600 --> 1:45:47.519 So I'm saying to myself, I'm fucking brilliant. I don't 1:45:47.560 --> 1:45:48.720 see what other people say. 1:45:48.800 --> 1:45:51.680 That's what I've been saying. So I tell people one night, 1:45:51.760 --> 1:45:53.200 I said, let me spain something to you. Why I'm 1:45:53.200 --> 1:45:54.080 know I'm smarter than you. 1:45:55.000 --> 1:45:59.360 But there's an earthquake that happens in the ocean to 1:45:59.520 --> 1:46:03.679 Sami comes to shore. Now, this is why I'm proving 1:46:03.720 --> 1:46:08.760 to you I'm smarter than you. See most people say, Sudanmi, 1:46:09.040 --> 1:46:10.320 that shows that you're lazy. 1:46:11.520 --> 1:46:15.080 The reason why I'm not lazy? And right, I see 1:46:15.160 --> 1:46:18.400 the T. They didn't want me to say the T. 1:46:18.800 --> 1:46:19.720 The T shing be. 1:46:24.240 --> 1:46:25.200 Like that T is not. 1:46:27.320 --> 1:46:28.040 I see the T. 1:46:32.520 --> 1:46:40.599 All right, smart most of y'all small. 1:46:40.720 --> 1:46:44.400 Colonel c O L O N I L. I mean 1:46:44.479 --> 1:46:51.320 I A L. That's not Colonel, that's Colonne. Ill Colonel 1:46:51.439 --> 1:46:56.920 is k E A R N A L. Colonel? You 1:46:57.080 --> 1:46:58.840 text your girl in the morning, baby, I love you. 1:46:58.880 --> 1:47:00.760 I'm going to take you to dinner your pussy late 1:47:00.800 --> 1:47:02.360 at night. You know you're gonna text you. 1:47:04.160 --> 1:47:05.000 A w W. 1:47:05.280 --> 1:47:13.519 That's not r R S A R E R S 1:47:13.720 --> 1:47:16.639 what I'm saying. So let me go a little deeper 1:47:20.680 --> 1:47:22.360 and you don't even notice. But I'm gonna ask you. 1:47:23.240 --> 1:47:25.759 Why do old people walk so early in the morning? 1:47:28.600 --> 1:47:29.600 Do they have somewhere to go? 1:47:32.439 --> 1:47:34.639 And why do people say good things come to those 1:47:34.720 --> 1:47:37.679 who wait, because that ship don't lay away? 1:47:39.840 --> 1:47:42.720 And ladies, why when men go down on you they 1:47:42.800 --> 1:47:46.320 always try to kiss you afterwards because bitch you we die? 1:47:46.439 --> 1:48:07.080 You died, yo. So now before we get up out 1:48:07.120 --> 1:48:10.599 of here, yes, sir, we gotta get to who raised? 1:48:11.040 --> 1:48:13.640 Who raised? Did you think of that? How did you 1:48:13.720 --> 1:48:16.680 come up with that? How did you apply? Who raised you? 1:48:16.840 --> 1:48:20.920 Is really starts from my daughter's mother. It starts from there. 1:48:21.120 --> 1:48:23.880 And relationship because when you treat somebody so good and 1:48:24.000 --> 1:48:26.920 they fuck up in life, you back in the day, 1:48:27.040 --> 1:48:30.160 say that the apple don't fall too far from the trade, all. 1:48:30.120 --> 1:48:32.160 Right, take a village to wage exactly. 1:48:32.520 --> 1:48:36.360 So, as I was dating people, I would see beautiful 1:48:36.400 --> 1:48:39.000 women who just didn't have proper upbringing. I used to 1:48:39.040 --> 1:48:41.280 say this one girl, I need to meet your mom 1:48:42.160 --> 1:48:43.639 because the bitch was so fine. 1:48:43.760 --> 1:48:47.200 Hold on, ef, we didn't finish our shot. God, damn it. Oh, 1:48:47.320 --> 1:48:51.519 let's do finish our shot. Shot. I drank my shot. 1:48:52.240 --> 1:49:00.000 We're doing another one. You're finishing a bottle. You don't 1:49:00.080 --> 1:49:03.000 want that. I don't want that. I'm so sorry, thank you, 1:49:03.200 --> 1:49:06.800 thank you? Brother. Did I have to tell you it's 1:49:06.800 --> 1:49:10.799 a good part of nothing? Boss? How you're doing? Everybody 1:49:10.880 --> 1:49:24.160 young ma' trying to kill you? Sleep? 1:49:24.640 --> 1:49:27.400 Come to the. 1:49:30.120 --> 1:49:43.439 Who raised you? Think it's great? Out the way this 1:49:44.840 --> 1:49:47.280 episode dropping right before. 1:49:50.200 --> 1:49:52.160 T K could have been a bitch ass nigga and 1:49:52.240 --> 1:49:54.000 came seeing us after January. 1:49:54.560 --> 1:49:55.120 He didn't. 1:49:55.520 --> 1:49:58.040 He's seen us in December. So we're going to keep 1:49:58.080 --> 1:50:03.000 our promise and drop this into We're gonna drop this 1:50:03.160 --> 1:50:06.639 on Friday Friday like real nigga Turch We're gonna turn 1:50:06.720 --> 1:50:10.360 twenty seventeen out with this twenty We're gonna turn twenty 1:50:10.439 --> 1:50:15.600 seventeen out with this certain what because of the alcohol, 1:50:16.320 --> 1:50:18.000 because you it's a. 1:50:18.040 --> 1:50:28.000 Lot, and your chant is on your stomach again with 1:50:28.160 --> 1:50:32.920 his chances on his stomach, you've got a restairatory infection? 1:50:48.040 --> 1:50:49.519 So who raised it? For people to know? 1:50:49.680 --> 1:50:54.680 It's just a formula of to make people aware who 1:50:54.800 --> 1:50:59.240 you are and who raised you. And it's so important 1:50:59.280 --> 1:51:01.880 to go. You've got men out here want to be 1:51:01.960 --> 1:51:06.000 good to women, but that wasn't raised right. You got 1:51:06.040 --> 1:51:07.519 women who want to be good to men, but the 1:51:07.640 --> 1:51:10.600 man wasn't raised right. So I take who raised you 1:51:10.920 --> 1:51:12.760 and put in your face, put it and it's like 1:51:12.920 --> 1:51:13.559 niggas out. 1:51:13.479 --> 1:51:20.400 Here slinging dick like their successful. You niggas out here 1:51:20.479 --> 1:51:22.040 fucking bitch. It's like y'all got. 1:51:22.000 --> 1:51:26.120 Money and you niggas know your financial situation is fucked up, 1:51:27.120 --> 1:51:29.760 but yeah, you still approach your bitch knowing you're about 1:51:29.800 --> 1:51:30.759 to disturb her life. 1:51:33.200 --> 1:51:40.200 Nigga, So listen, we're gonna put down the coda shit 1:51:40.280 --> 1:51:44.000 in the world right January twenty first, I want you 1:51:44.160 --> 1:51:45.400 to catch me at the music hall. 1:51:45.680 --> 1:51:47.920 There you go, all right, Janey, train to catch me 1:51:47.960 --> 1:51:52.160 at the music hall this weekend when it's airs. I'll 1:51:52.200 --> 1:51:55.439 be performing at the Uptown Comic Club and shout out 1:51:55.439 --> 1:51:59.040 to all my fans in Atlanta, Georgia. What's the great 1:51:59.120 --> 1:52:03.360 things the Uptown comedy covers in Atlanta, York? No, No, 1:52:03.920 --> 1:52:06.160 that's Uptown comedy back in the day up in hallm. 1:52:06.280 --> 1:52:08.760 Sorry, but you must have been to jail. 1:52:08.960 --> 1:52:16.920 And so one of the greatest moments of this next 1:52:17.000 --> 1:52:19.920 year is that I signed the deal to become a 1:52:20.040 --> 1:52:22.839 ring announcer in Kenya, Africa. 1:52:23.640 --> 1:52:26.559 Watch what we're going with just now. These are young people. 1:52:26.640 --> 1:52:28.680 I was gonna say, motherfuckers, but if they listen to it, 1:52:28.680 --> 1:52:29.320 I'm wanna make sure I. 1:52:29.320 --> 1:52:29.960 Say this clearly. 1:52:31.600 --> 1:52:36.240 Have giving me a voice to be a ring announcing 1:52:36.360 --> 1:52:39.280 Kenya for six fights over the next year, where I'm 1:52:39.320 --> 1:52:42.439 the Michael Buffer of Vegas, the guy who says, let's 1:52:42.439 --> 1:52:45.679 get ready to rumbo. So I'm in a tux bow tie, 1:52:46.680 --> 1:52:50.040 not being a comedian, just to MC And what I 1:52:50.080 --> 1:52:52.439 want to share with comics is that you play the 1:52:52.600 --> 1:52:54.840 hand that you're dealt. You got to be a stand 1:52:54.920 --> 1:52:58.519 up comedian, You got to be a businessman. You got 1:52:58.640 --> 1:53:02.840 to know numbers, you know, and you got to know 1:53:02.880 --> 1:53:05.240 how to track, and you got to know how to multiply, 1:53:05.640 --> 1:53:06.960 and you got to know how new business. And I 1:53:07.000 --> 1:53:11.280 always tell people all money is good money to a hustler, 1:53:12.200 --> 1:53:14.960 whether it's one thousand dollars or whether it's one hundred 1:53:15.000 --> 1:53:18.120 thousand dollars, Go get the money. Because I come from 1:53:18.160 --> 1:53:22.200 an error where you worked forty hours a week and 1:53:22.400 --> 1:53:25.160 you made a seven hundred, five hundred dollars and by 1:53:25.200 --> 1:53:27.040 the time they took taxes your ass when it came 1:53:27.040 --> 1:53:29.240 home with three hundred and some thousand. 1:53:29.320 --> 1:53:30.760 People don't understand that shit. 1:53:30.960 --> 1:53:35.280 So if you can make one hundred thousand and fifteen 1:53:35.360 --> 1:53:37.800 minutes or one hundred thousand an hour, and that's what 1:53:37.920 --> 1:53:41.280 somebody offered you, my suggestion is never. 1:53:41.200 --> 1:53:42.120 Say motherfucker no. 1:53:43.320 --> 1:53:46.280 Always go get the motherfucker money, because what you gentlemen 1:53:46.320 --> 1:53:48.800 don't want is to ever get old and be broke, 1:53:50.000 --> 1:53:52.360 ever get old and have motherfucker You got to depend 1:53:52.479 --> 1:53:55.160 on the motherfucker because your money wasn't right when you 1:53:55.320 --> 1:53:59.040 had thirty forty fifty something years to get your life together. 1:53:59.640 --> 1:54:01.479 You know, when you think about this one day I'm 1:54:01.520 --> 1:54:04.320 in heaven, you're gonna say, yo. I ran around at 1:54:04.400 --> 1:54:06.720 Norri Agga's interview at Jaks Chanson one. 1:54:06.680 --> 1:54:08.680 Of the flyes niggas ever hit the game. They're like, Oh, 1:54:09.200 --> 1:54:11.760 tea to the motherfucking. 1:54:21.000 --> 1:54:25.040 And get them on tour February twenty fifth with Keisha Kole, 1:54:25.080 --> 1:54:28.360 but earlier that morning. If you're in Jersey City, New Jersey, 1:54:28.920 --> 1:54:31.120 make sure you come to the ceremony because I'm getting 1:54:31.120 --> 1:54:33.120 the street named after me called T. K. 1:54:33.320 --> 1:54:35.160 Kirkland. Now now the. 1:54:35.240 --> 1:54:39.240 Old school Nigga Texas. I don't mean I'm gonna catch 1:54:39.280 --> 1:54:40.440 my own flag. I'm gonna come on this. 1:54:40.560 --> 1:54:43.160 That's gonna beautiful, y'all. But listen, that's the greatest gift 1:54:43.240 --> 1:54:43.680 in the world. 1:54:43.720 --> 1:54:50.400 I think before you get up, comedian, guys, do this 1:54:50.600 --> 1:54:51.440 motherfucking thing. 1:54:54.400 --> 1:54:56.200 What is the ultimate. 1:54:57.680 --> 1:55:02.760 Like finale for comedian? You know what, everybody has different thing. 1:55:02.800 --> 1:55:05.440 Everybody wants to be a movie star, everybody wants to 1:55:05.480 --> 1:55:08.560 have a TV show. But what's great about me going 1:55:08.600 --> 1:55:10.800 to college is that it taught me to do your 1:55:10.880 --> 1:55:13.720 due diligence by anything you do. I tell that to 1:55:13.800 --> 1:55:15.840 if you're gonna be a hustler, if you're gonna be 1:55:15.840 --> 1:55:18.240 a con honist, you're gonna be a husband, you're gonna 1:55:18.280 --> 1:55:23.520 be a businessman, you do research entertainment really is not 1:55:23.760 --> 1:55:27.680 made for Afro American, Spanish Cuban people to be on TV. 1:55:27.960 --> 1:55:31.440 Why because we don't own the playing field. What I mean, See, 1:55:31.480 --> 1:55:34.080 that's not what the field we own. But we run basketball, 1:55:34.560 --> 1:55:38.320 we run football, but you using the white people run TV. 1:55:38.800 --> 1:55:41.640 And this is the reason why you only see five 1:55:41.840 --> 1:55:45.000 people in every fucking movie that you see. Now, don't 1:55:45.040 --> 1:55:48.760 you think Samuel Jackson is from Capital one commercials to 1:55:48.800 --> 1:55:49.920 every fucking movie in the world. 1:55:50.000 --> 1:55:51.200 Everything you don't think of nobody. 1:55:51.560 --> 1:55:53.400 You don't think you could give that to somebody else 1:55:53.560 --> 1:55:55.760 and not take it anyway from him. It's just that 1:55:55.920 --> 1:56:00.400 what white America sees is he's the only black person 1:56:01.040 --> 1:56:02.720 that we're gonna give a shot too. 1:56:03.440 --> 1:56:05.160 And that's the reason why I understand. So I always 1:56:05.200 --> 1:56:08.040 tell people, get an education, get a. 1:56:08.080 --> 1:56:11.160 Skill, and learn how to take care of your family. Now, 1:56:11.520 --> 1:56:15.440 if you are entertaining of a family, to me, that's 1:56:15.600 --> 1:56:18.000 really a bad thing to do. The reason why it's 1:56:18.040 --> 1:56:20.400 a bad thing to do because anytime you're on your square, 1:56:20.640 --> 1:56:22.160 you should never be in a relationship. 1:56:22.440 --> 1:56:23.560 You should always be in a. 1:56:23.600 --> 1:56:27.959 Situation where you have nothing to distract you, no emotion 1:56:28.280 --> 1:56:32.000 that will make you make a decision that you can't 1:56:32.080 --> 1:56:35.080 follow your dream. And this is the purpose of sticking 1:56:35.120 --> 1:56:37.200 your dick and a woman. You have to understand the 1:56:37.280 --> 1:56:40.400 consequences that once you get any direction and there's something 1:56:40.440 --> 1:56:43.480 else that you want. What's more important. You know what 1:56:43.520 --> 1:56:45.880 I'm saying, because everybody like to have money. You ain't 1:56:45.880 --> 1:56:47.440 got to be rich, but I want you all to 1:56:47.520 --> 1:56:50.920 make money. You know, whether you're getting twenty thousand a month, 1:56:51.160 --> 1:56:53.120 ten thousand a month, learn how to. 1:56:53.120 --> 1:56:53.600 Save your money. 1:56:53.680 --> 1:56:55.680 You got five hundred the bank last year, you should 1:56:55.680 --> 1:56:58.520 have a thousand the bank this year. You understand what 1:56:58.520 --> 1:57:00.600 I'm saying, and that's what I on for people. And 1:57:00.600 --> 1:57:02.800 you got to understand do your due diligence. And that's 1:57:02.800 --> 1:57:04.480 why I was talking about hustles back in the day. 1:57:04.680 --> 1:57:07.120 No one should go to jail today because you have 1:57:07.240 --> 1:57:12.200 so many examples of what not to do. You have 1:57:12.360 --> 1:57:18.080 the Junior Mafia, you got BMF, you got everybody. That's 1:57:18.160 --> 1:57:20.840 your family, that's my family. Yeah, break that down. 1:57:21.000 --> 1:57:23.920 Well. James Cole is my cousin. 1:57:24.800 --> 1:57:27.240 And back in the day when I was in college, 1:57:27.360 --> 1:57:30.640 I was what you call the navigator. I was the 1:57:30.720 --> 1:57:34.280 guy who threw people in and got people out because 1:57:34.360 --> 1:57:37.520 back then they didn't have what they have now. You 1:57:37.600 --> 1:57:39.960 can walk on the plane with five keys on you 1:57:40.560 --> 1:57:43.400 and nobody was gonna patch you down. Nothing's gonna happen. 1:57:43.440 --> 1:57:46.879 It was like that they talked about the eighties early nineties, 1:57:47.280 --> 1:57:53.760 you know, so when technology started changing, everything went down 1:57:54.200 --> 1:57:56.600 and you just couldn't get through the airports no more. 1:57:56.680 --> 1:57:59.800 So back in the day, they always say, don't talk 1:57:59.840 --> 1:58:02.520 on the phone. And this one particular day, just when 1:58:02.560 --> 1:58:04.320 all of us my other connect was a burnout. So 1:58:04.400 --> 1:58:06.000 you know, we used to do the burnout thing, so 1:58:06.080 --> 1:58:08.400 we take people's phone numbers, sell them in the streets 1:58:08.440 --> 1:58:11.000 and make thousands of dollars on that. But just one 1:58:11.040 --> 1:58:15.760 particular day, the fees bugged our phones, and ninety center 1:58:15.800 --> 1:58:17.960 of my whole organization got locked up. 1:58:18.520 --> 1:58:21.000 And on that particular day, I think I was in school, 1:58:21.080 --> 1:58:21.520 so I wasn't. 1:58:21.600 --> 1:58:24.120 I wasn't on the phone at that time, but everybody 1:58:24.160 --> 1:58:26.760 else got locked up, and that's how it went down. 1:58:29.640 --> 1:58:38.440 Make you've really been doing a lot of shit. 1:58:38.600 --> 1:58:40.880 I've been through a lot of shit, y'all. Ain't another 1:58:40.960 --> 1:58:41.440 crazy story. 1:58:41.520 --> 1:58:42.040 Nobody don't know. 1:58:42.080 --> 1:58:44.120 I've got this one more thing, Please give this. This 1:58:44.200 --> 1:58:45.320 is gonna fuck everybody up. 1:58:45.400 --> 1:58:47.560 Give it to it. I was one of the founders 1:58:47.680 --> 1:58:48.960 of Scientology, what. 1:58:50.840 --> 1:58:55.160 Story, y'all, nineteen eighty two in Santa Rose of California. 1:58:55.760 --> 1:59:00.360 To this day, to this day, they still call me 1:59:00.600 --> 1:59:01.960 because I'm like a guard. 1:59:01.840 --> 1:59:05.160 To them, to scientology, to Scientology. 1:59:06.040 --> 1:59:09.760 So you see, when I was in Santa Rose of California, 1:59:09.960 --> 1:59:13.000 I ran into some people at the library and they 1:59:13.120 --> 1:59:14.320 was Ron L. 1:59:14.440 --> 1:59:15.360 Hubber and all them. 1:59:15.760 --> 1:59:17.960 So I gave my little advice and all that type 1:59:17.960 --> 1:59:22.680 of ship to what they should do. But as anything 1:59:22.760 --> 1:59:25.480 I do, I introduced people together and then I move on, 1:59:26.760 --> 1:59:30.960 you know. So it's just phenomenal think and to you 1:59:31.040 --> 1:59:33.800 know what, this is one of the things for Scientology. 1:59:34.520 --> 1:59:37.920 You have to make a phone call. And I want 1:59:37.960 --> 1:59:39.760 to put this guy he's been trying to get me 1:59:39.880 --> 1:59:45.080 on the phone. Is the Scientology guys, Scia. We're gonna 1:59:45.080 --> 1:59:50.000 make this ship insane. All right, let's get Scientology get. 1:59:49.880 --> 1:59:51.440 This right right there. 1:59:51.520 --> 1:59:51.960 I know that. 1:59:56.680 --> 2:00:16.160 Walk to eth. You don't jo way too much kinds 2:00:16.160 --> 2:00:21.360 of crazy going on a while, give me a second. 2:00:23.320 --> 2:00:29.320 Definitely needs ice. This is about take it in a while. 2:00:30.640 --> 2:00:32.560 It's going it's gonna change the world right here. Make 2:00:32.600 --> 2:00:34.080 sure you'll put this mother of our tape. 2:00:34.440 --> 2:00:45.880 Yeah, drinking sports baby, Oh ship, it was right about basketball, 2:00:47.080 --> 2:00:48.040 right about basketball. 2:00:48.120 --> 2:00:53.760 I heard your pictures right, true? He said something. 2:00:53.960 --> 2:00:54.839 He's in the Calves. 2:01:01.240 --> 2:01:05.080 No, no, no, no, we got t K, we got 2:01:05.160 --> 2:01:09.360 t K and t K. 2:01:09.560 --> 2:01:12.680 He already he said, he comes with drink Champs Network. 2:01:12.840 --> 2:01:16.920 He's gonna leave me last speaker, but you know we're 2:01:16.920 --> 2:01:17.560 gonna cut you in. 2:01:17.760 --> 2:01:24.320 Charlottmagne that what's up? Monday? Monday, Monday, he wrote with us. 2:01:24.600 --> 2:01:30.080 You heard that, d He's just being nice, you know, Yeah, 2:01:32.440 --> 2:01:36.200 that's right, that's right. You know we're the Black and Illuminati, right, 2:01:37.440 --> 2:01:38.640 We're the black and luminat me. 2:01:38.960 --> 2:01:43.240 We're in the Cuban. Bro, you're black to me and 2:01:43.320 --> 2:01:49.360 you e f N tax Stone, t K kircling U. 2:01:50.080 --> 2:01:53.280 We kicked, we kicked b dot Mat might come in, 2:01:53.960 --> 2:01:56.480 but we're kicking Elliott out because. 2:01:59.400 --> 2:02:04.360 Man, beat that sacrifice, Elliott. Be that be that sacrifice Elliott. 2:02:04.960 --> 2:02:07.080 It's a terrible accident gonna happen to Ellie. 2:02:07.360 --> 2:02:14.240 Oh yeah, you five, bro, sixteen might take you serious? 2:02:15.280 --> 2:02:19.480 You got more days level, I know very soon something 2:02:19.560 --> 2:02:22.960 gonna happen. Yeah, this is the wrong year to be 2:02:23.040 --> 2:02:23.440 saying that. 2:02:23.520 --> 2:02:24.480 Ship Y. 2:02:26.560 --> 2:02:30.400 Trunk saying, I ain't never seen nothing like this in 2:02:30.480 --> 2:02:32.880 twenty sixteen, like the Trumps hold on. 2:02:34.720 --> 2:02:37.280 Charlotte said that one more time. No, Elliot's gonna wake 2:02:37.360 --> 2:02:41.120 up Dnskin. That's funny itself. 2:02:42.440 --> 2:02:49.600 He's gonna be the opposite of vib Catel. Yeah yeah, 2:02:49.760 --> 2:02:52.960 Viove Cartel woke up light Skin from La. It's gonna 2:02:53.000 --> 2:02:55.040 work up tak kirktly. 2:02:56.800 --> 2:02:57.160 Saucy. 2:02:57.560 --> 2:02:58.200 We saw. 2:03:00.560 --> 2:03:00.960 Yo sell. 2:03:01.200 --> 2:03:04.800 I'm trying to get him to do push ups. This 2:03:04.920 --> 2:03:10.560 nigga's chance is on the stomach. That's why he leans over. 2:03:10.680 --> 2:03:12.200 Like people think it's against the wall. 2:03:13.520 --> 2:03:21.360 The nigga got taking it back to ninety eight. 2:03:23.960 --> 2:03:31.960 It was t K give me his conversary. T can't 2:03:32.000 --> 2:03:35.920 give me his conversary. Nobody laughing, right because they know 2:03:36.040 --> 2:03:36.720 it was not true. 2:03:37.120 --> 2:03:40.800 No, no, they know that. And that jail nigga, Right, 2:03:40.880 --> 2:03:43.400 that's true. It was jail. 2:03:43.440 --> 2:03:43.880 You know. 2:03:46.280 --> 2:03:52.040 We love you, right, your prot Let's go. Let's go 2:03:52.160 --> 2:03:58.080 for it, brother, go with you. I don't want to toe. No, 2:03:58.560 --> 2:04:01.120 you're taking one more already. Can't you can't do it, 2:04:01.200 --> 2:04:03.800 You can't, he said, he can't. He stole pop down. 2:04:04.360 --> 2:04:07.600 There's still a credit card and you can't let him out. 2:04:07.600 --> 2:04:11.080 How many bracelests you have on? No, because I'm broke. 2:04:11.320 --> 2:04:15.720 I'm broke, I'm funked up. Hold, nigga, do you know 2:04:15.840 --> 2:04:19.120 four races I got? I got four off? I don't 2:04:19.320 --> 2:04:19.760 know they. 2:04:22.320 --> 2:04:27.640 Rubber rings. Them niggas is bracelet. I'm from old school, 2:04:27.960 --> 2:04:28.879 them braceless. 2:04:28.960 --> 2:04:32.240 Nigga. I'm poor as hell. You know you got your life, 2:04:32.640 --> 2:04:35.120 you got a beautiful wife. You gotta show you got 2:04:35.200 --> 2:04:37.800 people who believe in your Let me that you don't 2:04:37.840 --> 2:04:50.360 pay check this. 2:04:51.440 --> 2:04:54.160 We gonna do this once away. They hear every day 2:04:54.520 --> 2:04:56.600 they here once a week. They hear me from you 2:04:57.200 --> 2:04:57.680 once a week. 2:04:57.960 --> 2:05:02.800 Every day they hear here. You know, I'm trying to 2:05:02.840 --> 2:05:07.880 trick me. I'm done with the alcohol gift, nigga. Look 2:05:07.960 --> 2:05:11.280 at this. I feel like I got in the wall. 2:05:12.560 --> 2:05:15.320 I got a fine white. I probably met my wife 2:05:15.400 --> 2:05:22.720 here ready, I got everything here ahead. We never officially 2:05:22.880 --> 2:05:27.000 gave you that. You give me up. You know you 2:05:27.120 --> 2:05:32.320 gave us about an hour ago. What's what? 2:05:34.000 --> 2:05:39.600 Yeah, yeah, we started ringan It's never a rumor until 2:05:39.600 --> 2:05:40.400 we have a conversation. 2:05:43.520 --> 2:05:47.440 You know, we don't care. We believe in, but we 2:05:47.560 --> 2:05:51.400 believe in We believe in being positive. That's positive. Yes, ma'am. 2:05:52.200 --> 2:05:53.800 You know I'm truly interested. 2:05:54.240 --> 2:05:56.640 After you grabbed it like that, it's definitely your bo 2:05:56.920 --> 2:05:57.680 you said that in an hour. 2:05:58.880 --> 2:06:06.920 Sure, this is my fanastic. The way you held it's your. 2:06:08.520 --> 2:06:12.480 You can't touch it after it's kind. 2:06:13.560 --> 2:06:15.840 I just need okay, somebody get a market because I 2:06:15.880 --> 2:06:17.840 need them to sign it. Yeah, I almost signed. 2:06:18.480 --> 2:06:21.720 Got you gotta sign it, man, put the t to 2:06:21.800 --> 2:06:28.200 the motherfucker. K the date. I'm a good Fred the artist. Okay, 2:06:31.360 --> 2:06:36.160 don't drop the bottom. No, you got got weak risks. Okay, 2:06:36.680 --> 2:06:39.680 but I might not put the date and all that 2:06:39.800 --> 2:06:45.040 ship looking forward for it? But do you I just 2:06:45.120 --> 2:06:48.200 want okay, you don't know what the dat is? I 2:06:48.360 --> 2:06:51.720 believe it? And aren't you left haing it? No, I'm 2:06:51.960 --> 2:06:55.800 I'm agestious. Okay you say it. I can't say the 2:06:55.840 --> 2:07:02.160 word give, but my sh it's trying to look. Are 2:07:02.200 --> 2:07:03.880 you gonna take that back on the flight with you? 2:07:04.320 --> 2:07:04.440 Oh? 2:07:04.520 --> 2:07:06.320 No, I got my way of getting into the house. 2:07:07.360 --> 2:07:07.880 We York. 2:07:08.240 --> 2:07:14.240 What you need to focus? You're don't Robson and shook Knight? 2:07:15.360 --> 2:07:17.520 What's up with you and Mike Tyson? Me and Mike Tyson? 2:07:17.600 --> 2:07:22.680 Good friends, they robbed, never robbed Mike. Wow, No, I ain't. 2:07:28.200 --> 2:07:29.240 But Mike, my nigga. 2:07:29.280 --> 2:07:31.000 Though Mike used to gonna pick me up in that 2:07:31.080 --> 2:07:35.240 fucking lamdball have the doors popped out. 2:07:35.840 --> 2:07:38.880 It was in this matter of fact, the night that 2:07:39.000 --> 2:07:40.480 Mike came to pick me I'll never get it was 2:07:40.600 --> 2:07:48.760 me and Mike Haitian Jack going to Madonad's house. Oh yep, 2:07:48.880 --> 2:07:49.520 back in the day. 2:07:51.960 --> 2:07:53.320 You know, when I hear my store, when I hear 2:07:53.520 --> 2:07:57.600 when I when I'm talking, I'm so thankful some real 2:07:57.680 --> 2:08:01.800 gangster ship. I'm so thankful that the life that I've had. 2:08:01.960 --> 2:08:04.320 You know, you don't think about until you you can 2:08:04.600 --> 2:08:07.920 actually hear it. But there's been one great motherfucker journey, 2:08:08.560 --> 2:08:13.920 great fucking journey. And you've seen Madonna. Yeah, Madonna, cool person. Yeah, 2:08:14.080 --> 2:08:14.880 and she has spread. 2:08:16.440 --> 2:08:18.120 No, I don't know what happened. 2:08:18.120 --> 2:08:21.680 I don't know what happened in the room, but Madonna people, 2:08:22.440 --> 2:08:24.880 but she was fucking. Oh madona'sucking back in the day. 2:08:26.040 --> 2:08:31.640 Yeah, she definitely was fucking tu everybody big was the 2:08:31.680 --> 2:08:32.920 first one. Yeah. 2:08:33.040 --> 2:08:37.520 But you see, but when men meet certain girls, niggas 2:08:37.520 --> 2:08:39.280 don't know how to pull them and make them queens. 2:08:39.600 --> 2:08:39.760 You know. 2:08:39.880 --> 2:08:43.560 That's why I almost came out of retirement, Kanye West 2:08:43.680 --> 2:08:47.240 with the with Homegirl, that with Khalifa, what's her name? 2:08:50.240 --> 2:08:52.320 There's a lot of cute girls on the market, right, 2:08:52.880 --> 2:08:56.320 So men, young men who meet these beautiful girls don't 2:08:56.360 --> 2:08:59.520 have the experience to make them better ladies. See, the 2:08:59.680 --> 2:09:03.440 man makes a woman who's already great a better woman, right. 2:09:03.760 --> 2:09:05.160 You know what I'm saying Because I always tell men, 2:09:05.640 --> 2:09:08.720 knowledge is a lot longer and thicker than dick. So 2:09:08.880 --> 2:09:11.960 when you teach a woman the knowledge about herself, knowledge 2:09:11.960 --> 2:09:15.840 about being a better woman, dis God's the motherfucker limit. 2:09:16.320 --> 2:09:18.520 And that's why who raised you think is just so 2:09:18.800 --> 2:09:22.680 phenomenal because as each city that go through, I drop 2:09:22.920 --> 2:09:25.880 knowledge on them to you. If I just get one person, 2:09:27.480 --> 2:09:29.000 because I got men who hit me in my d 2:09:29.160 --> 2:09:30.760 M don't even know how to talk to a female. 2:09:31.520 --> 2:09:33.400 They're like, YO, T K, can you teach me how 2:09:33.440 --> 2:09:36.480 to say X, Y and Z to so and so 2:09:36.840 --> 2:09:38.880 I want to fuck a girl? How do I go about? 2:09:39.080 --> 2:09:41.560 And I'm reading this and I'm like, what the fuck 2:09:41.640 --> 2:09:48.200 has happened to the world? Who raised? Motherfucker? Playing Nintendo games? 2:09:48.880 --> 2:09:52.080 Chase women? Nigga? 2:09:52.120 --> 2:09:54.880 I've been chasing women since I was motherfucking eleven years old. 2:09:55.120 --> 2:10:00.400 He even puts me behind the church even year years old. 2:10:00.440 --> 2:10:03.360 That's why I'm a pustologist. It's only two of us 2:10:03.400 --> 2:10:03.680 in world. 2:10:03.680 --> 2:10:04.720 I'm gonna die last year. 2:10:04.720 --> 2:10:05.080 I want to. 2:10:07.960 --> 2:10:13.400 Yeah, yeah, some jewels on yo, big big guy. 2:10:14.440 --> 2:10:21.800 Like, that's gonna be so blessed. 2:10:24.200 --> 2:10:28.480 That's a blessing. We don't give those the guests. I know. 2:10:29.040 --> 2:10:33.320 Thank giving it to you. I really appreciate that. You 2:10:33.360 --> 2:10:35.480 know you really I can have to. 2:10:39.040 --> 2:10:41.480 Say you got one, but you took your way out 2:10:41.560 --> 2:10:45.080 and tell me against of comedy, and we love you 2:10:45.200 --> 2:10:45.400 for that. 2:10:45.880 --> 2:10:46.760 I want to love you. 2:10:47.040 --> 2:10:49.680 We love you for being a real person. From the 2:10:50.000 --> 2:10:53.120 very moment we met, you came in counter to with 2:10:53.480 --> 2:10:57.360 with you. Yes, sir, we never researched anything that was 2:10:57.480 --> 2:11:01.040 Forgulant right, and you to know that you have a 2:11:01.160 --> 2:11:04.080 platform to come here and continue. I'm gonna come twice 2:11:04.120 --> 2:11:06.680 a year, and you can also drink your yo, you're 2:11:06.720 --> 2:11:07.560 trying to drink. 2:11:07.760 --> 2:11:10.760 That's no listen, listen to me, guys. I told you 2:11:11.000 --> 2:11:12.480 this on as cool. Listen. 2:11:12.600 --> 2:11:15.760 I think all the alcohol and the gifts is but 2:11:16.560 --> 2:11:18.640 come on you no, no, no, but that's one one 2:11:18.680 --> 2:11:19.520 thing I want to share with you. 2:11:19.600 --> 2:11:19.800 Guys. 2:11:19.840 --> 2:11:22.080 I'm fifty some years old and everybody knows not secret. 2:11:22.320 --> 2:11:25.360 And when you get a certain acid, reflex kicks in. 2:11:25.640 --> 2:11:28.400 On fifty five. This is really fifty five. Fifty five 2:11:28.640 --> 2:11:29.920 fifty five. Look at look at you? 2:11:30.840 --> 2:11:41.920 Show me yo, yo, shuny, showy Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, nothing idea, 2:11:42.120 --> 2:11:47.080 nothing idea, No Sunday sixty eight. Aw you want to 2:11:47.160 --> 2:11:49.600 say sixty He got. 2:11:49.600 --> 2:12:02.160 All his teeth and that's nasty. Showed me that ship again. 2:12:02.840 --> 2:12:07.520 I would stabbed your right as we speak, that nigga 2:12:07.640 --> 2:12:13.880 because he did it like this like I'm going, nigga, 2:12:21.600 --> 2:12:24.440 that's yo. I'm wanting to send you on some chairs. 2:12:26.040 --> 2:12:26.880 We need. 2:12:29.240 --> 2:12:36.600 The champagne comes more than the chair. I'm a body 2:12:36.680 --> 2:12:41.120 gonna be small, and you that kind of juicy around 2:12:43.400 --> 2:12:51.320 You're good. I can't get it. You know you know 2:12:51.400 --> 2:12:55.440 what I am. I'm unembarrassed. No, you're lovable home. You 2:12:55.520 --> 2:12:59.480 can't smooth embarrassed. You know they's smooth. Your niggas broke up. 2:13:00.000 --> 2:13:03.320 Why didn't niggas got another one of go on? That's 2:13:03.360 --> 2:13:06.520 what we need for you, like the cold by now 2:13:06.680 --> 2:13:09.840 another one of these because we get t K the 2:13:09.960 --> 2:13:11.080 fuck fucked up? 2:13:11.640 --> 2:13:12.120 You get the. 2:13:14.160 --> 2:13:18.840 No, he ain't drinking his champage to get back to 2:13:18.920 --> 2:13:19.480 where I gotta go. 2:13:20.320 --> 2:13:25.120 Thank you do, because to tell you don't speak about 2:13:25.120 --> 2:13:33.080 another cold. Let me see that I'm taking this one. Hey, guys, please. 2:13:32.880 --> 2:13:38.720 Don't drop my bottle. Okay, give us that's his for 2:13:40.920 --> 2:13:41.720 this never been. 2:13:42.120 --> 2:13:44.720 Only certain guests get this. Should we get this on tape? No, no, no, no, 2:13:45.000 --> 2:13:49.120 only can we get this on take listen? Tell me 2:13:49.480 --> 2:13:53.240 you gotta be a certain special motherfucker to walk away 2:13:53.320 --> 2:13:54.400 one of these vibs. 2:13:54.200 --> 2:13:56.680 And Walgreens twenty nine. 2:13:57.720 --> 2:14:01.480 If we was in the store one thousand, seven hundred 2:14:01.520 --> 2:14:08.720 and eighty dollars in the club, Oh nigga, yeah, how 2:14:08.800 --> 2:14:09.960 much it will go for it in the club? 2:14:10.640 --> 2:14:12.520 That about ten thousand, about. 2:14:12.280 --> 2:14:17.400 Ten thousand old, about twenty yeah eighty everybody, don't get 2:14:17.440 --> 2:14:19.280 this on drink chance, my first time on. 2:14:19.800 --> 2:14:24.480 A legendary nor. It's some nigga. He sit across from 2:14:25.240 --> 2:14:28.800 h Yeah, my mother yet smoke that nigga? 2:14:29.120 --> 2:14:35.120 Yeah stylish, Yeah, talks out of turn into gold than 2:14:35.160 --> 2:14:35.760 a motherfucker. 2:14:35.840 --> 2:14:38.880 Yes right, yes he is, and his naggive warms. Look 2:14:38.960 --> 2:14:43.160 like the elastic guy ONCREDA. That's right, that's making them 2:14:43.200 --> 2:14:44.200 goddamn norms.