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Speaker 4: Going back, so right now, when you speak about comedy,
Speaker 4: you can't bring up comedy without speaking this guy's name.
Speaker 4: He has toured the world with the likes of people
Speaker 4: like Easy Doctor Dre. And not only just easy eating
Speaker 4: Doctor Dre. He opened up for n W A and
Speaker 4: I heard he got kicked out that tall How are
Speaker 4: you so wild you get kicked out the tall? The
Speaker 4: man has a legend, living legend. He's been around people
Speaker 4: like Eddie Murphy, Charlie Murphy, had beef with them, had be.
Speaker 1: For pop Daddy survived it all.
Speaker 4: Bertie pulled out a gun on sugar and all that
Speaker 4: and all that. When people say, uh, the gangster of comedy,
Speaker 4: I always think of him today.
Speaker 1: You know, I like to be good in my research, so.
Speaker 4: I hate everybody that I would think of respectful journalists.
Speaker 1: And I asked, you don't anything, you know what's up
Speaker 1: with t K?
Speaker 4: And every single person said, he's the gangster of comedy.
Speaker 4: And then he turned but he turned his life around
Speaker 4: and he's living righteous and he's funny as a motherfucker. Recently,
Speaker 4: I just went to his show. I was in stitches.
Speaker 4: Let's make some noise for tea to the motherfucking.
Speaker 1: Cake we got here. Try talk shows over there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's Jerry. That's a good that's thank you. I just
Speaker 1: can't niggas now now, t K? Now, what are you
Speaker 1: a drinker? Now?
Speaker 4: I swore when you was at the show, I swore
Speaker 4: you was drinking vodka. You said, I'm wrong, I was
Speaker 4: drinking Grandma. Yet so it wasn't clear like it was
Speaker 4: a doctor's koyak. You know, it depends on my mood. Okay,
Speaker 4: you know, to me, I thought I felt like he
Speaker 4: was a vodka drinker. No, no, okay, it's like it's
Speaker 4: like it was a little all okay, yeah, all right,
Speaker 4: because you know why, you know, when you were when
Speaker 4: real niggas drink brown.
Speaker 1: Real niggas thinking brown. Look at me, just let's make
Speaker 1: some nooyse me asking for which champaigns? So can you
Speaker 1: give me find Let's break this down.
Speaker 4: How long have you officially been doing nothing before?
Speaker 1: I asked you that? When?
Speaker 4: What age did you start? What age did you know
Speaker 4: that you had the ability to make people laugh?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 4: I started comedy and when I was twenty five years old,
Speaker 4: So it was comedy to me is not like most ingredients.
Speaker 4: Comedy to me was a hustle. I saw that I
Speaker 4: could make money doing what I was doing, so I
Speaker 4: took it and flipped it and became good at it.
Speaker 4: And then you know, once you know that you can
Speaker 4: make money at something, you know, it became therapeutic. Putting
Speaker 4: the big boys over, you know, it became therapeutic, It
Speaker 4: became It changed my life in so many ways because
Speaker 4: I had, like my mother, my brothers twenty three started
Speaker 4: to cut you off?
Speaker 1: Twenty five, yes, so you didn't know like in your teens,
Speaker 1: I had.
Speaker 4: People were laughing. But I wasn't a class clown, you know.
Speaker 4: I was a straight a student. You know I went
Speaker 4: to the Olympic Trials and trying to feel out of
Speaker 4: snot of high school in New Jersey because you're from
Speaker 4: New Jersey. I'm from New Jersey, Jersey, New Jersey. No,
Speaker 4: then what happened? Oh thank you so much for me.
Speaker 4: I came out here for the gifts. I came for
Speaker 4: the gifts a mom, I get to I get to
Speaker 4: check your shot glass.
Speaker 1: Out on the pot for all I need.
Speaker 4: But before we go, everybody has to sign this for
Speaker 4: me out the data on right.
Speaker 1: That for you that's talking about We usually drink those. Now.
Speaker 4: One thing I want to say before the show start.
Speaker 4: Since y'all getting money, the next time I come on.
Speaker 1: The show and you give me a better motherfucking chairs,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be on this. This hurting a little better
Speaker 1: chair is squeaking. You gotta better. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 5: This is.
Speaker 1: This is our engineer hazard. It sounds it.
Speaker 4: Hazard is used to have a studio, and it hazard
Speaker 4: a studio everywhere the AC work besides the vocable and
Speaker 4: the crazy ship is when you so you would never
Speaker 4: bullshit and is it is vocable like you a bullshit
Speaker 4: outside the lamps, But when.
Speaker 1: You gave me in to do your verse, you would
Speaker 1: do your verse and get out. So when we first
Speaker 1: came here and we all sat back and thought about the.
Speaker 4: Chairs, I was like, these people gonna get the best
Speaker 4: interview because they're gonna be uncomfortable and in this episode,
Speaker 4: but are the same tyking They're gonna want to want
Speaker 4: to give the best interview, Like Buster came on here
Speaker 4: and was like, I want to do a better interview
Speaker 4: than such and such and such a but salute to UTK,
Speaker 4: motherfucking Curtis, motherfucker drink for being on the drinke chest.
Speaker 1: Been trying to do this for months.
Speaker 4: So twenty three, twenty five, five, twenty five, So what
Speaker 4: made you say I'm gonna do this now? A man
Speaker 4: hired me for a birthday party. I did the birthday party.
Speaker 4: He bought the money up.
Speaker 1: You know, I didn't know you commedy.
Speaker 4: I did a comedy show like an audition for beginners
Speaker 4: at the comedy Store, and that particular night, Easy ice
Speaker 4: Cube and doctor dra came to see me performed because
Speaker 4: I met Easy at the Bobby Brown concert with So
Speaker 4: what years is this week? And it's nineteen eighty eight,
Speaker 4: so this is like the height of NW, just the
Speaker 4: height of it.
Speaker 1: Easy. It just came out with me one easy hold
Speaker 1: on how much cocaine was at that Bobby party? You
Speaker 1: know what?
Speaker 4: It wasn't a party, it was a concert.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: He was with Teena Marie and I saw this little
Speaker 4: motherfucker walking with Jerry Carroll and they put the song
Speaker 4: on because they didn't have comedians during that time. It
Speaker 4: was in the mission they want to the only comment
Speaker 4: that I didn't stand up most of you just got
Speaker 4: a gentleman and Alex Thomas that did it, but I
Speaker 4: didn't most of all the time.
Speaker 1: He's a video probably, so yeah, my videos my man.
Speaker 1: So I asked Easy. I asked Easy to go on
Speaker 1: toward with him.
Speaker 4: He said they needed to see me perform him ice
Speaker 4: cube and it's easy.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Everybody, I just.
Speaker 4: Want to tell you after you went on you did
Speaker 4: this party. You said your dad did a party. Somebody
Speaker 4: hired you for a party, right, and the Easy swore you.
Speaker 1: At that party.
Speaker 4: You did that audition, Yes, had the audition at the
Speaker 4: comedy store. So the guy was there and Easy them
Speaker 4: was there the same night. The man loved me so
Speaker 4: much he hired me for a party. Like about a
Speaker 4: week later. I did the party. Ball the money up
Speaker 4: and I didn't look at it. I just put in
Speaker 4: my pocket. I'm driving all the way home. When I
Speaker 4: got home, I opened it was seven hundred dollars. This
Speaker 4: is it was tying to work. Who was expecting a
Speaker 4: couple of hundreds Like a couple of hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so I described this. You stepped it easy.
Speaker 4: And this is because this was like the first time
Speaker 4: a West Coast artist was making a national tour, right,
Speaker 4: I believe one DMC was the people l nobody from
Speaker 4: the West Coast.
Speaker 1: Nobody from he wasn't yet was early.
Speaker 4: He was okay, but yeah he was, but he did
Speaker 4: n WA put everybody on the map.
Speaker 1: So he was working. But then it was after a
Speaker 1: national tour. This right, So you stepped it easy and
Speaker 1: you say what you need to let me open up
Speaker 1: for you. I was just gangster it, you know.
Speaker 4: But during that time I was so confident my material
Speaker 4: that I did that to everybody, you know. I did
Speaker 4: that the Teddy Rowley and guy. I did that to
Speaker 4: Frankie Beverly and Maze. I did that ship with the
Speaker 4: Whisper I did. I did all that with everybody. You know,
Speaker 4: Keith Sweat, like Mary j Blye, like the lists go on, yeah.
Speaker 1: Patty the Bell.
Speaker 4: But but but let's just be clese you every It's
Speaker 4: just that I represent myself. I'm agent manager even to
Speaker 4: this day, to this day, to this day, so I
Speaker 4: do everything. I'm the vallet, I get all the money.
Speaker 1: Everybody can describe what we're great.
Speaker 4: But they were gangsters like Easy and doctor Dress suicide.
Speaker 4: So I just want to I just want to try
Speaker 4: to picture this moment. So you told him let me
Speaker 4: be on tour. He goes he couldn't. Just he said,
Speaker 4: I don't let you see. Yeah, he said, yo, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna come say. He was one of the coolest motherfuckers
Speaker 4: I've ever met.
Speaker 1: From man, one of the coolest.
Speaker 4: And I learned so much during that tour because that's
Speaker 4: the first time I took a bit with me on tour,
Speaker 4: because I've been a player my whole life. So I
Speaker 4: rolled up on a girl in kans City and take
Speaker 4: it with me. So we get to the next city.
Speaker 4: I'm the first act. I gotta be at the mic check.
Speaker 4: I know it's the girl didn't come back right the way,
Speaker 4: so a you know she was the hotel.
Speaker 1: I'm not knowing what's going on. Two o'clock in the morning,
Speaker 1: Easy knocks on my door. Huh, he said, come here,
Speaker 1: come here, come I come back. He said, yo, ran
Speaker 1: fucked your good And he's always every time I see
Speaker 1: written to this day, I got a little slight attitude.
Speaker 4: Not that I hate, no, I know that was the
Speaker 4: first time that ever happened to me. And I know
Speaker 4: what that that that feels like, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: So Easy falls in the hallway, rolls just laughing his
Speaker 4: so to be a man, I had to throw the
Speaker 4: bitch out the room because that's what motherfucker's supposed to do.
Speaker 1: Crazy story. So how was that role?
Speaker 4: Because I also see I've seen an interview with you
Speaker 4: just describing that tour, just saying that because the movie
Speaker 4: from the movie. In the movie, I seen you do
Speaker 4: an interview and you you started to describe that tour.
Speaker 1: So that was that tour that waste? Okay, describe that tour?
Speaker 1: Did we want to give into a hot the thing
Speaker 1: that they didn't show?
Speaker 4: I thought it would have been phenomenal when we first
Speaker 4: went a tour, this when.
Speaker 1: Boomboxes was still out.
Speaker 4: So we're on the we're on the plane and Dre
Speaker 4: is playing the Ship album No playing his music in
Speaker 4: the plane, in the plane, loud.
Speaker 1: As Fun, loud as fun.
Speaker 4: The night attendant said you have to turn that down,
Speaker 4: easy and saying, fuck.
Speaker 1: You bench, you're laughing, but this will go down the plane.
Speaker 1: Please fasten seatbelts.
Speaker 4: We are sending will make an emergency Landos. They get
Speaker 4: us all off the motherfucker plane in Arizona.
Speaker 6: Easy.
Speaker 1: He's so caked up. He just bought everybody more tickets
Speaker 1: and we got on another flight boom and was gone.
Speaker 1: Great story. I just stayed to put that in the movie.
Speaker 1: Let's make some It was the truth, yo.
Speaker 4: So besides that, what else in that movie did you
Speaker 4: think that they missed? Because you was around early early,
Speaker 4: and everything about that movie was on point. Okay, everything
Speaker 4: about stra Condom was a point because Q did it
Speaker 4: from his point of.
Speaker 1: View and right right, and I saw everything that happened.
Speaker 4: I was there at night that ice Cube left when
Speaker 4: they didn't pay them his money. I knew when that happened.
Speaker 4: I saw with doctor drake brother had died. But I
Speaker 4: was a little manatorial to them, right, So even though
Speaker 4: they was they had their little freak session and all that,
Speaker 4: I was just the player of the group.
Speaker 1: You know, I had to go in my room and
Speaker 1: have my bitch or whatever. I ain't gonna do being
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do all the group fucking you know
Speaker 1: that kind of shit, because I'm a one on one
Speaker 1: type of guy and me. Yeah, they were kids, you know,
Speaker 1: there was kids. And it's good to see the ground.
Speaker 4: Because because because you got to be like six hundred,
Speaker 4: I'm like six hundred, don't be good, don't thank you
Speaker 4: so much.
Speaker 1: So it's not as tall. So now, what the fuck
Speaker 1: does t K to to the motherfucking k do to
Speaker 1: get kicked off of?
Speaker 7: Off fucking and you gotta kicked off that got kicked
Speaker 7: off that. So here's the crazy shit. Because one hour
Speaker 7: was worse than the group. I was worse than n W.
Speaker 7: So we're in the act.
Speaker 4: Oh my, at okay, so we're in.
Speaker 1: No, it's great.
Speaker 4: You gotta remember this is before for fanity really was
Speaker 4: able to take off.
Speaker 1: Everything that was happening there. This is the one that.
Speaker 4: All this is like we set in the tone for everything.
Speaker 4: There was a movie that came out in nineteen eighty
Speaker 4: eight called Mississippi Burning, and in Mississippi Burners saw at
Speaker 4: the show, I said, all the black people stand up.
Speaker 1: They stood up. I said, all the white people stand up.
Speaker 4: I said, y'all seeing the movie Mississippi Burner, I said,
Speaker 4: hang them. But the promoters who are sensitive because of
Speaker 4: n w A, because he was getting.
Speaker 1: Controversial on the FBI said T. K.
Speaker 4: Kirklan is trying to cite a riot, so they banned
Speaker 4: me for four cities.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's what cities you remember? It's a Bible belt.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't remember the cities, but.
Speaker 4: I know after Cincinnatis, right, I know the next one.
Speaker 4: I thought that was Indiana, So I never got but
Speaker 4: it was that was that would have been the phenomenal
Speaker 4: thing for me. But I made the what's so important
Speaker 4: about the people need to know? That night I was
Speaker 4: the star of America because I was on the eleven
Speaker 4: o'clock news as being the comedian who stole the shine
Speaker 4: from one of the hottest groups in the world in
Speaker 4: w A.
Speaker 1: And we're more controversial than controversial. Absolutely absolutely.
Speaker 4: Let me just ask and then I want to get
Speaker 4: right back into this n WA question. Yes, do you
Speaker 4: feel like you're the first hip hop comedian, because yeah,
Speaker 4: he's definitely like we have a good front of the show,
Speaker 4: Jack Thriller and Jack is my man. People consider Jack
Speaker 4: a hip Yeah, because Jack is for his the new generation.
Speaker 4: I just happened to be around for a long time.
Speaker 4: I like what Jack though, because I always used to
Speaker 4: tell Jack.
Speaker 1: He wasn't funny. But yeah, I'm being honest and not
Speaker 1: in the mean way.
Speaker 4: Jack wasn't funny, But what I try to tell comens
Speaker 4: in this business, you got to find your own niche
Speaker 4: and make it work for you. And Jack used to
Speaker 4: go with another name called Honeybun in Atlanta, and I said,
Speaker 4: the old nigga, you can't be walking around this ship, na,
Speaker 4: motherfucker Honeybun and you're going to Atlanta honey line. So
Speaker 4: he changed his name. He's worked hard and now motherfucker
Speaker 4: is the star. And you considered and in hip hop,
Speaker 4: he's considered a hip hop Comedian's considered hip hop comedian.
Speaker 1: Absolutely. I think that's a justice title. Just do what
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 4: The world has changed since I started. I think comedy
Speaker 4: and entertainment. Now, you don't need much to be successful
Speaker 4: because everything has gotten The value of a lot of
Speaker 4: things have gone down. And what I mean by that
Speaker 4: is the way the new generation is thinking is not
Speaker 4: the same as ten to fifteen years ago because social
Speaker 4: media has truly changed everything. This is why Donald Trump
Speaker 4: was able to pull off the biggest upset in the
Speaker 4: world because of the way people think. This is why
Speaker 4: the Kadashians are so phenomenal, because no one takes the
Speaker 4: time to really see what's going on far as death
Speaker 4: and quality of packages.
Speaker 1: Just death, they said death.
Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, no, like like the quality and you
Speaker 4: really got to give flavor flave the problem.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The first was he was the first motherfucker that started.
Speaker 8: Ship and first with that one show with all the
Speaker 8: pay and the thing about them before that people, what
Speaker 8: fucked you up is that you can't believe all them
Speaker 8: was like a flavor flame.
Speaker 4: No, I'm keep going flavor nigga, like you know, damn well,
Speaker 4: them bitches really are.
Speaker 1: Like these bitches were spiking them with this nigga like
Speaker 1: he was drinking.
Speaker 6: I came kissing this nigga like you was really tongue
Speaker 6: in flavor flames and I really got like nine kids.
Speaker 1: Who is letting this nigga put his baggy?
Speaker 6: This is my point in my shirt. Who raised these
Speaker 6: bitches is like the flame supposed to get that much?
Speaker 6: These holes don't know, they don't they anybody?
Speaker 1: Bigga's out here killing him?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You know who was he was doing? Biggie here stop? Yeah,
Speaker 1: st niggas weird. He's social media. He didn't need to
Speaker 1: your mother fucking aside your shirt. Nigga ain't seen that.
Speaker 4: I saw a nigga the last week with the aside
Speaker 4: your shirt, I said, nigga ain't seen one of them
Speaker 4: since Biggie was the nigga, but he was the bigger
Speaker 4: head style though, you know, the the New York Biggers
Speaker 4: play head.
Speaker 1: No, but let me ask you.
Speaker 4: Let me ask you because now I asked a fat
Speaker 4: Joe this well, I said, Yo, when you first lay
Speaker 4: eyes on pun, did you know he was a star?
Speaker 4: And you do you know how big he was gonna be?
Speaker 4: So I have to ask you the same question because.
Speaker 1: You know you would you were the comedian.
Speaker 4: You was knowing when you look when you first looked
Speaker 4: at n w A, did you know that twenty thirty
Speaker 4: years later these guys would be having this movie or
Speaker 4: did you just think it was just I just threw it,
Speaker 4: probably just for the moment. No one knew where that
Speaker 4: was going. Did you think hip hop was for the
Speaker 4: moment or just that group was for the moment. I
Speaker 4: don't think anyone really knew, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Saying for me to say way both. But everything was
Speaker 4: against hip hop. Everything was against hip hop, but for
Speaker 4: it to have lasted this long. And what you got
Speaker 4: to give credit to Ice Cube about is that he
Speaker 4: outworked everybody that put him on. He worked at John Singleton,
Speaker 4: you know what I'm saying, saying he worked, He out
Speaker 4: worked every motherfucker body. And since I was such an
Speaker 4: answer very, I wish I'd have hung out with them
Speaker 4: more because they loved me. But by me being in
Speaker 4: the streets, I was hustling. My family really ran Junior
Speaker 4: Mafia out of Philadelphia, heard James Cole and at least
Speaker 4: my cousin. So I'm hustling on the street, still doing comedy,
Speaker 4: still confused, not knowing what I want to do, but
Speaker 4: I'm making mad motherfucking money. So I wasn't thinking about
Speaker 4: auditions and all that kind of shit because to me,
Speaker 4: I didn't want to put my faith in the hands
Speaker 4: of the motherfuckers telling me, yeah, you accepted in the
Speaker 4: TV show or you're the movie. I was making too
Speaker 4: much money on the street to deal with that type
Speaker 4: of ship. So wherever the money was, just like example,
Speaker 4: they got the name of the street after.
Speaker 1: Me in my hometown in Jersey City, New Jersey. So
Speaker 1: when they.
Speaker 4: Called me, I turned it down down because I'm if
Speaker 4: I'm about to lose money, I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 4: So I'm driving, I'm talking to my daughter. I said, yeah,
Speaker 4: you know, they asked to put his street after me,
Speaker 4: T K. Kirkler now and my baby said, Dad, you
Speaker 4: know that's my name too. So when she said that,
Speaker 4: you know, names on streets last forever.
Speaker 1: So I was like, you know, I call them back on.
Speaker 1: So it goes down. February twenty fifth. My point is
Speaker 1: you got to play the hand that's dealt so on
Speaker 1: that street you could sell drugs again. You do what
Speaker 1: I want to do, and it's okay, you do whatever
Speaker 1: you want to do. In my head, I was saying,
Speaker 1: I can see niggas.
Speaker 4: Like yo, ma, I'm on Kirkling so as so this
Speaker 4: is a guy. I think his name is Capone? Yes,
Speaker 4: get stuff?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, has that title ever like offended you?
Speaker 4: No, see, because when I I had a bigger picture
Speaker 4: than when Copone started using gangst comic because I was
Speaker 4: saying it first and he started using but I wasn't
Speaker 4: using it, you know it was it was just a
Speaker 4: little bit. I didn't want to be associated being a gangster.
Speaker 4: The reason why didn't want to socialate being a gangs
Speaker 4: because I really was a gangster and I didn't want
Speaker 4: to have nothing negative about me as I moved through
Speaker 4: this this journey that we're going on based on the
Speaker 4: past that I'm dealing with, because I did with a
Speaker 4: lot of senators, I did a lot of.
Speaker 1: Mayors and what did you being political? Yeah yeah, So.
Speaker 4: When he did that, I thought it was cool and
Speaker 4: I have nothing against it. I think that that was
Speaker 4: good for him. I just didn't want to be a
Speaker 4: part of anything that said gangster. And so how do
Speaker 4: you with that being said, how do you feel that?
Speaker 4: I tell you at least like seven people I hit,
Speaker 4: All of them said he used to.
Speaker 1: Be against us, he's against Like, how do you feel
Speaker 1: do you do you ever grow out of like i'mbarrassed.
Speaker 4: What's her name, Drea? Drea, she said on the Burpost Club.
Speaker 4: She said, don't after a while your wholeness get deleted. Like,
Speaker 4: don't after a while.
Speaker 1: I follow every where you go in a way. Yeah.
Speaker 4: And the thing about credit, you can always fix your credit.
Speaker 4: Think about life, You're always fix your life. And the
Speaker 4: thing about anybody that's listening to this, whatever you're going through,
Speaker 4: you just really grind. Leave the women alone, and to
Speaker 4: you really get on your hustle and your grind, you
Speaker 4: can really achieve.
Speaker 1: So I left.
Speaker 4: I was fucking here and there, but I had a goal,
Speaker 4: and one of the goals was peace of mind. See,
Speaker 4: once you understand and feel peace of mind, you will
Speaker 4: never let that goal for no motherfucking exactly. Yes, everything,
Speaker 4: So I don't want nothing to do with being a gangster. Now,
Speaker 4: if you put me in a situation that I'm thinking
Speaker 4: about hurting you, I'm scared because I know.
Speaker 1: For yoursel Yes, because you know you're about to watch it. Well,
Speaker 1: if you've been in front of a judge, when you've
Speaker 1: been in front of a judge, when.
Speaker 4: You've been in front of prosecutors and they're trying to
Speaker 4: the trying to you over.
Speaker 1: I'm not really a true reason. Sorry. You know what,
Speaker 1: you stay with you stay with you, keep with you.
Speaker 4: And I try to tell people not to pass blunts
Speaker 4: around because that's how motherfucker psychologically turned gay. Because when
Speaker 4: niggas passed joints around and you start loosing, that's.
Speaker 1: All this that's a lot of ship. That's a lot
Speaker 1: of ship. Nigga thinks that you driving.
Speaker 4: I feel like it's shot time, a shot, shot, take
Speaker 4: a shot. Being white, we don't got no shot glasses though,
Speaker 4: t K good, you got shot glasses.
Speaker 1: This one that's yours. This is a this is astray
Speaker 1: my brother.
Speaker 4: So in comedy we had we had Danny Garcia sit
Speaker 4: in the same seat.
Speaker 1: Wow is that right? A box of Danny Garcia? And
Speaker 1: what he said.
Speaker 4: We asked him, how does a person like you know start.
Speaker 1: Out being a boxer? Yes, and he said that anybody
Speaker 1: could be a box you just gotta go.
Speaker 4: But you just you know, physical work, he said, registered
Speaker 4: box to work.
Speaker 1: Anybody can be a boxer, like you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So how does a one start being a comedian? How
Speaker 1: is this.
Speaker 4: Class clown that is in the crowd talking, yelling, at mischieving.
Speaker 4: He wasn't wasn't no, I wasn't see. But everybody has
Speaker 4: their own story. Yeah, and that's the start. How does
Speaker 4: a person I can't really speak for someone else because
Speaker 4: I don't know their journey.
Speaker 1: It's based on their journey. They could have been a class.
Speaker 4: Clown, they could have been a supervisor, they could have
Speaker 4: been a cut head a barbershop and someone said, ooh, nigga,
Speaker 4: you need to start doing standing up commedy. But a
Speaker 4: lot of people can't make the transition from being a
Speaker 4: class clown.
Speaker 1: To going on stage. Or you can make it and.
Speaker 4: Just become a regular motherfucker that work in the neighborhood.
Speaker 4: Or do you want to become national or do you
Speaker 4: want the world to know who you are? And that
Speaker 4: takes time. So you got to have the whole total package.
Speaker 1: Now, it's Kevin hard funny.
Speaker 4: Now, when I said this on the Breakfast Club earlier
Speaker 4: this year, I said, Kevin Hot wasn't funny, And let
Speaker 4: me explain to you what I mean by that. The
Speaker 4: niggas still ain't funny, But he said he's still not.
Speaker 4: He's still not funny. But let me stay to you
Speaker 4: what I mean when people because people in this generation
Speaker 4: y'all take ship and run and talk about him.
Speaker 1: Not it's just you know what you mean. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: my point is.
Speaker 4: I never used to watch that. I never watch another
Speaker 4: stand up comedian. The purpose, the reason why I never
Speaker 4: watched another stand up comedian is because I don't want
Speaker 4: to see what they're talking about. Because when you watch
Speaker 4: another comedy, they say something funny, Mexican mule somehow, some way,
Speaker 4: be in another sitting the DM Mexic comedy niggah.
Speaker 1: And boom, she just comes out. It had just come out.
Speaker 4: Now the wrong person, see that, Rob Williams said when
Speaker 4: they was Yeah, they'll say, oh he sold so and
Speaker 4: so basic.
Speaker 1: Just whatever, Yes, this is whatever. That's good.
Speaker 3: That was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was like that. So mm hmmm.
Speaker 4: One night, Yes, I'm laying in bed and Kevin Hark
Speaker 4: comes on.
Speaker 1: I thought he came in your room. No, right, that's
Speaker 1: the want to give. I told you you.
Speaker 9: Let that out you left, Kevin.
Speaker 1: It was funny than a mother.
Speaker 4: I think it was the first one when he was
Speaker 4: I don't know the outfit, I don't know the name
Speaker 4: of the show. Bum line, the nigga was funny. I
Speaker 4: couldn't to the country, go back on any show and
Speaker 4: say that. Because of the type of person I am,
Speaker 4: somebody would have said he's just trying to ride. But yes,
Speaker 4: I would love to make the kind of money Kevin
Speaker 4: Hart makes. Really, nobody knows how much money I have
Speaker 4: because I come from a different error. You know, I'm
Speaker 4: just locate and I have a farmer's mentality. And the
Speaker 4: farmer's mentality is you never show what you really make
Speaker 4: and be showing your exactly because coming we come from
Speaker 4: a different error. You know, when people that I hang
Speaker 4: with you pull a camera, niggas dunt exactly, the people
Speaker 4: would leap like a mother getting raided.
Speaker 1: Sooner. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 4: I'm always nervous of an artist, an artist who's nervous
Speaker 4: of a camera because I know he was raised like me.
Speaker 4: Because interviews, I'll be like this I'm talking about I
Speaker 4: didn't loosen up to two thousands.
Speaker 5: Yes, so.
Speaker 1: I'll be like, you ain't take prints that no parta
Speaker 1: bitch want to take a pictures to be doing this ship?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no, no pictures no no.
Speaker 1: But this generation is growing up.
Speaker 4: Now now comedy and hip hop has a very similar
Speaker 4: type of thing. Whereas there's certain comedians who won't respect
Speaker 4: another comedian if a comedian had help writing.
Speaker 1: His jokes like ghost writers, like ghost writers. Is that true?
Speaker 1: You know what?
Speaker 4: I don't know because I see you always the ghost rider.
Speaker 4: But it's not that I don't really fuck with comedians,
Speaker 4: not in a bad way.
Speaker 1: What I mean, I don't hang up with nobody.
Speaker 4: I can't say not one comedian is my friend. Sign
Speaker 4: Mike eppsto Early, I put my gas on, you put my.
Speaker 1: I played my guests on and deal Hugley. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I sure did. And Bullock I used
Speaker 1: to manage. But that's a whole that's the story we need. Yeah.
Speaker 4: See, the company that I had was called Artistry Management
Speaker 4: out of New York City. Was a comedian, Sandra bug
Speaker 4: An actress, but we had it before she blew up,
Speaker 4: and so with Sandra Bullock and my company was called
Speaker 4: Artistry Management with David Cleanan and Tommy chester Row.
Speaker 1: So we had two white guys front.
Speaker 4: And I'm a nigga with the money. But I was
Speaker 4: catching cases. So I really couldn't be out there being
Speaker 4: exposed because nobody would want to fuck with us.
Speaker 1: So as years went on and people started grow.
Speaker 4: Mike went his way deal when his way, Sandy went away,
Speaker 4: and it was it was just good to know I
Speaker 4: was part.
Speaker 1: Of their journey.
Speaker 3: What did you do?
Speaker 4: What did you exactly do for Mike? Because I remember
Speaker 4: me first seeing Mike.
Speaker 1: He's with you. Yeah. See the thing that Mike guess was.
Speaker 4: I watched him for two years before I put him on.
Speaker 4: You know, I watched him at Uptown and I said, Yo,
Speaker 4: I need you to come and move to New York.
Speaker 4: And he packed the ship, came to New York City
Speaker 4: and he hung out with my dearest friend at the time,
Speaker 4: with Nigga, Naint TC. But Mike had some issues, had
Speaker 4: some problems doing his thing, and so I let Mike go.
Speaker 4: Hec stayed with Mike. Next thing, you know, Chris Tucker
Speaker 4: didn't want to do Fridays no more.
Speaker 1: Ice Q went after Mike Apps because he seen him
Speaker 1: at a comedy show.
Speaker 4: Right and then boom the rest of his history. So
Speaker 4: I've seen him every now and then. It's good to
Speaker 4: see that Mike got us life together and making paper
Speaker 4: and doing his thing. It's a beautiful thing. Matter of fact.
Speaker 10: Make Mike got yeah, bullet let's get How does the
Speaker 10: Sangi Bullock is you know that's the sant Yeah speed yees,
Speaker 10: Sangi Bullet Speed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Bullet got lucky.
Speaker 4: She was just a regular actress and she got lucky
Speaker 4: to meet you know, she got her career got lucky.
Speaker 1: Let's main to what I mean. And this is behind
Speaker 1: the stories you don't know.
Speaker 4: Sevester Stallone had a sexual harassment case against a woman
Speaker 4: who first starred in Speed and they fired her second
Speaker 4: runner up with Sandra Bullet. Sandra Bullet got her break boom.
Speaker 4: The rest is history.
Speaker 1: But he was involved in her all that right, Absolutely
Speaker 1: was lucky.
Speaker 4: So everybody who's looking around like that when I used
Speaker 4: to tell this story that I t.
Speaker 1: K didn't man, is that but I was.
Speaker 4: It's a thing called laya cut or an investor who's
Speaker 4: not known. I'm that kind of guy, you know. I
Speaker 4: do that kind of even to this day. I put
Speaker 4: concerts and stuff together. Like the coldest concert I put
Speaker 4: together that I couldn't get on the show was a
Speaker 4: such act to entertainer concert in Cincinnati, Ohio.
Speaker 1: Me and my street niggas put it together.
Speaker 4: And he from Study No no, no, he's from Saint
Speaker 4: Louis Saint Louis.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, but the.
Speaker 4: Story that happened with said is when they found that
Speaker 4: I was on the show, nobody wants to go on
Speaker 4: if I'm on the show, like I bring it you
Speaker 4: let the bust around. Yeah, boy, mothers around. But he
Speaker 4: made my crew and I sign a piece of paper
Speaker 4: that I wouldn't go on the show on the show
Speaker 4: that I was yeah right now, and Keenan Keenan, Damon
Speaker 4: Wayne said it best to me. He said, t K,
Speaker 4: don't look at anybody trying to hate on you. It's
Speaker 4: just that you're that funny. No one really wants to
Speaker 4: go on after you. And when you take your ego
Speaker 4: out and and understand, you know, yeah, I want to
Speaker 4: be on everybody's show, but I'm going to go on
Speaker 4: the show and rock your motherfucking ass, which is not
Speaker 4: good if a comedian trying to do it.
Speaker 1: Thing.
Speaker 4: So we was in the Bay Area and this was
Speaker 4: a hip hop show for Donald Mars. This is the
Speaker 4: regaetne time and Donald mar gave me the promoter back
Speaker 4: his money and said, I am not going on if
Speaker 4: normally comes on before me, Like nobody.
Speaker 1: Didn't want that.
Speaker 4: And the promoter came to me and was like, yo, please,
Speaker 4: like you got to close the show.
Speaker 1: He doesn't want to.
Speaker 4: And at first I was mad, right, but then like
Speaker 4: later on in life, I realized that, you know, because
Speaker 4: you know, Donald Marr is not looking at it like
Speaker 4: it's San Francisco. He's looking at it like this is America.
Speaker 4: He's from America. And so all great artists had that story.
Speaker 4: So I think the one that that is the most
Speaker 4: me and Kat Williams. Did you hear this one? Kat
Speaker 4: Williams who was in Saint Louis at the Ambassador and
Speaker 4: were both on the show, and he wanted to go
Speaker 4: on before me, but he's the headliner. I already know
Speaker 4: what I'm getting ready to. I'm getting bring that motherfucker
Speaker 4: fire who it is, So I go on stage and
Speaker 4: destroy the bitch before him before him cat comes out,
Speaker 4: he can't follow it, so he throws a mink coat
Speaker 4: in the audience and gives like about ten fifteen people
Speaker 4: one hundred dollars bills and walks off the stage. But
Speaker 4: I'm still We're still making money.
Speaker 1: But that nigga make a two hundred thousand night.
Speaker 4: So you can tell me who really want and I
Speaker 4: still really want And is that something that because because
Speaker 4: as a person that like, I'm a fan of comedy,
Speaker 4: like like one, just a fan of waking up in
Speaker 4: the morning and laughing. Yes, and you knowing that you're
Speaker 4: funnier than I don't want to say half, I want
Speaker 4: to say ninety.
Speaker 1: So does that get frustrated or is that like motivation?
Speaker 1: It depends on what you're doing.
Speaker 4: You see, in this journey in life, no matter what
Speaker 4: you do, you really got to find out why you're here.
Speaker 4: And I know why I'm here. I'm here to help people,
Speaker 4: whether they could blow up to be bigger than me.
Speaker 4: Because one day I got mad at I did something
Speaker 4: for a comedian and my mom, God bless her, she said,
Speaker 4: did you do it from your heart or did you
Speaker 4: expect something from it? And I always said that when
Speaker 4: I said it to her, I said, I did it
Speaker 4: from my heart, but in my mom I was like shit,
Speaker 4: I wanted something in return. But as I became a man,
Speaker 4: I realized it was really from my heart. Like one
Speaker 4: of the things I'm working on now and I want
Speaker 4: everybody to know it. I'm trying to get with the
Speaker 4: connection I have with senators and before Obama Le's office.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to get big meat fits Big meeting them
Speaker 4: pardoned before the the.
Speaker 1: Before January second. So it was working out there. He
Speaker 1: make Somennoise the Underwood. Her father's locked up, she's fighting hard. Underwood.
Speaker 2: He was a part of these people his career and
Speaker 2: all these people've been locked up for like twenty something years.
Speaker 1: And the thing is, I waited late to try to
Speaker 1: do this, and I don't know.
Speaker 4: It's definitely gonna happen with Big meeting them, but I
Speaker 4: have to connect just to make it happen. Because when
Speaker 4: we was talking about my street name Senator of New Jersey,
Speaker 4: Missus Bland is a heavyweight out in New Jersey, and
Speaker 4: we were just talking like we're talking now, and I said,
Speaker 4: I wanted to know if y'all could do me a favor,
Speaker 4: and it was like what mister Kirk, I said, let's
Speaker 4: get bit leached in them, partner. I don't know them.
Speaker 4: I did the show for them once, but I don't
Speaker 4: know them. It's just that they name came to my
Speaker 4: mind and I realized in life, some people do need
Speaker 4: a second chance. That's that's all.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest. I've been drinking water all day.
Speaker 1: I gotta take a pe break. Let's just because I'm ready.
Speaker 1: Y'all need to film him doing that though. Right now,
Speaker 1: right now, we film it. It's working half as long
Speaker 1: as yeah hate that ship. Hat that ship. Look at
Speaker 1: the ship. Look at this ship.
Speaker 4: That ship is amazing rock right now, that's some rocks.
Speaker 4: They stopped going behind people. Stop going behind people. We're
Speaker 4: gonna get t K to loosen up.
Speaker 1: Man, We're gonna have we just we're just getting some
Speaker 1: more shots.
Speaker 4: I know that first shot was smooth, and the we're
Speaker 4: gonna do another. Man that ship, let me tell you.
Speaker 1: Something, t K.
Speaker 4: Come on, look you know what the crazy ship is.
Speaker 4: And this is the first time I'm saying this, and
Speaker 4: nobody don't notice. I had got offered the script this show,
Speaker 4: and it was supposed to be like some clean it's
Speaker 4: supposed to be clean.
Speaker 1: I don't see that for you. That's what I didn't
Speaker 1: see it neither.
Speaker 4: So I said, I said, if y'all want to green
Speaker 4: light it, you kind of t K you want to writer,
Speaker 4: And it was.
Speaker 1: Like, we don't think t K suits. I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to do this and I don't even
Speaker 1: ever tell you that.
Speaker 4: But that's that's how ill it because you know who
Speaker 4: you are.
Speaker 1: To me, you like our generation is Poor Mooney. Is
Speaker 1: that right?
Speaker 4: I told you right? It's just I'm told me right, right,
Speaker 4: right right, Like you know, Poor Mooney.
Speaker 1: Is the guy that Richard pryor Richard like Poor Mooney.
Speaker 4: He's like, fuck me right, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: That's what Richard Bryant did. I sound like Richard Ryant
Speaker 1: just jumped out of me.
Speaker 4: But to me, that's who you are, Like you hip
Speaker 4: hop's generation because everybody hip hop know that you're the
Speaker 4: funniest dude. But certain like you know, Hollywood and things
Speaker 4: like that, and we just this is why we reformed
Speaker 4: Drink Champs our podcasts. We want people like you to
Speaker 4: feel appreciated. It's it's one of the greatest things that
Speaker 4: happened with the podcast. You know you're about the sign
Speaker 4: of law Speaker man. Yeah, about the sign up loud Speakers.
Speaker 4: Thanks to Shouting Man the guy, they're gonna be all
Speaker 4: in your videos.
Speaker 1: D about yes and I see you at the Christmas
Speaker 1: party right here's the.
Speaker 11: He can't really draw. I'm first wants to step to us.
Speaker 11: They let me to death over there. They're great people. Yeah,
Speaker 11: and big up to Charlamagne. That's that's my guy, that's
Speaker 11: my man. You know one thing Charlemagne told me that
Speaker 11: was very interested. He said, that's my old g Yes,
Speaker 11: explain that.
Speaker 1: Explain that. See Charlamagne, DJ Andry. I know since they
Speaker 1: was kids, you know what I'm I watched them grow.
Speaker 4: So when Charlamagne was on the show with Wendy Williams,
Speaker 4: you know she's on the show with Wndy Williams, I
Speaker 4: just I just watched him grow as a as a youngster,
Speaker 4: and he saw something that was phenomenal that most people
Speaker 4: didn't seen that. Yes, you heard me on tour with
Speaker 4: n w A, but no one he saw a show
Speaker 4: when I was told with Keisha Cold and Bobby Valentino.
Speaker 4: Now most comedians are the first act. I was the
Speaker 4: opening act before Keisha after two acts and destroyed this
Speaker 4: bitch in fifteen cities. And he remembered that to this day.
Speaker 4: So whenever I'm on his show, he'll always say that T. K. Kirkland,
Speaker 4: that's a funny brother, because he witnessed it. He actually
Speaker 4: saw it. So let me ask you, is all of
Speaker 4: your material wrote prior is it written rhymes or do
Speaker 4: you freestyle some of it?
Speaker 1: It's based on that. Yeah, and believe and believe it
Speaker 1: or not. It is a formula of hip hop because
Speaker 1: you gotta remember it.
Speaker 4: I studied you guys and took hip hop and applied
Speaker 4: it to stand up comedy.
Speaker 2: This is the reason why you say you study back
Speaker 2: then when you started, who did you study?
Speaker 1: I study n w A. S n w A was street.
Speaker 1: We still got an it's They were street reporters that
Speaker 1: reported on the street. I took that same way of
Speaker 1: thinking and took it human. Let's go. I got damn
Speaker 1: to the mother. It is so beautiful? Is nice? Man?
Speaker 4: So I took that style and applied so over the years.
Speaker 4: I don't give a fuck style basically, yeah, because that's
Speaker 4: what And.
Speaker 1: I can do clean. I could do all that because
Speaker 1: people don't think I do clean. I can do a
Speaker 1: clean show like I was in church. I could do clean.
Speaker 1: But my thing is now because of the way the
Speaker 1: world is.
Speaker 4: That the way the world is, I come hard at
Speaker 4: young men, them type Jean Niggas.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I come hard at men who slinging dick and they're
Speaker 4: not successful. I come at men to be better men
Speaker 4: towards these women. But I also try to teach women
Speaker 4: stop sucking anything that's moving and get your life together
Speaker 4: for life, because it's all.
Speaker 1: Confusing out here. See niggas like me. I come town.
Speaker 4: I want to take a bit shop and eat push
Speaker 4: the man's variety. I gotta pay for the babysitter with
Speaker 4: you some mother. If I fuck a bitch, she gotta
Speaker 4: calling me to pay for valet because she leaves. But
Speaker 4: I don't fuck you. You gonna champagne and mimosas and ship.
Speaker 4: The game is fucked up, you know, bitch, just want
Speaker 4: to fly and see you. I'm funk the bitches that
Speaker 4: fly themselves.
Speaker 1: To come see me.
Speaker 4: That's the thing about what type of women that you
Speaker 4: fuck with, So continue to preach. My show is to
Speaker 4: hurt your fucking feelings.
Speaker 1: I want to hurt you. I want you to hate
Speaker 1: me because I'm telling you the truth over and hopefully
Speaker 1: you go and adjust.
Speaker 4: Your style and your way of thinking to become a
Speaker 4: better fucking person.
Speaker 1: And that's all I want for you. Kirkland and Kirk Franklin. Ever, baby,
Speaker 1: I felt like I felt like I feel like y'all.
Speaker 4: You know, my thing is just really the take that
Speaker 4: street ship each game, even if they don't listen to me. Yeah,
Speaker 4: at least they heard it. At least they heard That's
Speaker 4: how I feel. At least they heard it, you know,
Speaker 4: at least they heard it. But you ain't Kirk Franklin. What.
Speaker 1: I never met Kirk frank No, but I know Kirk
Speaker 1: Franklin had problems. He was a pawn star. He like
Speaker 1: pawn Yeah yeah, YEO called him in the early days
Speaker 1: in Vegas.
Speaker 2: But yeah, what was ill about that crank cause he
Speaker 2: actually tried to pray for homie. Oh yeah, but I
Speaker 2: ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 1: I saw him in.
Speaker 2: Ye no, no, I saw him in Palm Springs, Kirk
Speaker 2: during the convention they had like it was like a
Speaker 2: gospel convention. Then the next day, I want the next
Speaker 2: day was was a was just against the convention hip
Speaker 2: hop like it's all hip hop, but it was all
Speaker 2: like music. And I saw him in the hallway. We're
Speaker 2: like twenty bitches yep talking rec I said that that's
Speaker 2: that's girl friend friend. I just would like real talk.
Speaker 1: Now. We got to ask all this, Yeah, get this
Speaker 1: out the way. We gotta ask a lot of games asked, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I do man, asking the other side. It depends on
Speaker 1: how juicy the ascid. You know what I'm saying. I
Speaker 1: think all men should do that. When a man talks,
Speaker 1: he don't look his girl ass. I look at the
Speaker 1: nigga strange. I'm like nigga who raised up. You got
Speaker 1: to let them two bones that go to the piston
Speaker 1: and lift it open.
Speaker 4: God, A God, that's my god. This A man's job
Speaker 4: is to please a woman. Even when you meet up
Speaker 4: for the first time, you got.
Speaker 1: To like, I want to cheat this bitch good.
Speaker 4: You know, I can't wait to eat her motherfucker pussy.
Speaker 4: I just want to do right things for her. But
Speaker 4: you know most niggas do. I can't wait to use
Speaker 4: the bitch car. That's what most weak niggas. There's a
Speaker 4: lot of scammers. I want to use a bitch car.
Speaker 4: You know, I'm ana fuck the business car car. Well,
Speaker 4: I want to move in with the bitch.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: And a man to me, unless you got twenty thousands
Speaker 4: in the bank, you shouldn't even be fucking.
Speaker 1: Because pussy is deserved. I said that on stage. When
Speaker 1: you accomplish something throughout the day, you deserve for the dessert.
Speaker 1: That makes sense. So now, like I said, I gotta
Speaker 1: go on the country. Put my life in danger for putting.
Speaker 4: Niggas up on game, because niggas getting mad at me
Speaker 4: because it's like who is Nick?
Speaker 1: Who this nigga trying to put us up on game?
Speaker 1: But this is why I'm here to make it the
Speaker 1: throw do the throw down. Now, you have a meeting
Speaker 1: with Sugnight. Yes, you walk in the meeting. You pulled
Speaker 1: the gun. You pulled the gun on the table. Yes,
Speaker 1: how do you know that? Because he was there? No,
Speaker 1: he wasn't there, but he got the ship down looking
Speaker 1: at him like he talked ship. But now, first off,
Speaker 1: and I heard you left the bracelet.
Speaker 4: But because you're old, but what did you owe? How
Speaker 4: did you owe death Row Records money? When back in
Speaker 4: the day, I told you I was a hustler. So
Speaker 4: one of my hustles was credit card fraud.
Speaker 1: Let's make some los him being one of my things card.
Speaker 2: We were.
Speaker 1: Just hold hold on while death Row and bad Boy
Speaker 1: had beef. He also had beef for both of them.
Speaker 1: Let's just.
Speaker 4: You know, Nord, he is thinking I had beefing both
Speaker 4: of them with a nigga from Jersey city hung out
Speaker 4: with both of them, both of them.
Speaker 1: That dam you know what I'm saying, that's how you
Speaker 1: got the credit cards. No never, no, no, no, no
Speaker 1: no no, that's not true. That's the rumor. No, that's
Speaker 1: the room. Was the fact credit. The fact is I
Speaker 1: never had puppies credit card. I never heard puppies credit.
Speaker 1: Don't take this guy, let's just take on show. I
Speaker 1: was fucking a bitch. Was the hustle. What happened for
Speaker 1: a sugar pop shop shows, Let's let's go to show.
Speaker 1: The shop situation happened was pretty much the same thing.
Speaker 1: A credit card. No, wasn't cut. You really have to
Speaker 1: focus the focus, don't run it. You're gonna get.
Speaker 4: Just don't fun after let's get soul on the credit
Speaker 4: by move. My other hustle was flying medians around the country.
Speaker 4: I was the plugged because comedians couldn't afford to buy
Speaker 4: airline tickets with the money people was paying to go
Speaker 4: to the.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 4: So I was a nigga that sent you there. I
Speaker 4: make sure you got to where you had to go.
Speaker 1: Point right. But back in them days, there was a
Speaker 1: thing called travel agencies. So by me being a.
Speaker 4: College gratitude knowing how to talk properly. It was also
Speaker 4: the travel I was also the travity but I can
Speaker 4: call the travel agent and like I was representative of
Speaker 4: death Row, bad Boy, et cetera without them checking. So
Speaker 4: back then also they was thing called fax machines, you know,
Speaker 4: so you could fact information over us, nigga to us, like.
Speaker 1: I was making a killing, not knowing one day that
Speaker 1: ship comes back.
Speaker 4: People don't pay their bills, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 4: So now here comes the heat, right, So the bill
Speaker 4: this death ro, this is.
Speaker 1: This is after they hung Vanilla, this is this is Rod.
Speaker 4: They already told the reason why everything was just so
Speaker 4: bad on me because I had a reputation. Sugar had
Speaker 4: a reputation. But Sugar was also my bodyguard when I
Speaker 4: was on tour with n w ah see. Sugar was
Speaker 4: my bodyguard and the d O.
Speaker 1: CSS everybody's bodyguard. At one point it was.
Speaker 4: DLC bodyguard and me and d C was type So
Speaker 4: Sugar was both our body guduld try.
Speaker 1: To own your publishing to no publish.
Speaker 4: I just want to know this because we now have publishing.
Speaker 4: Now now we get paid for stuff. Yeah, on paying
Speaker 4: door were getting checked. Back in the day when Richard Ple.
Speaker 1: When all these people put out there was no publisher,
Speaker 1: maybe publishing for them.
Speaker 4: But now we get paid for actually just being on
Speaker 4: the radio and and like we do standard yeah on
Speaker 4: Pandora all that ship we get checks for that sound
Speaker 4: exchanged to sound exchange, oh.
Speaker 1: God us that story. Yeah podcast, we don't get sound
Speaker 1: to changing. And it's okay, but you got to stay focused.
Speaker 1: Education is important. It's just everywhere. Come back.
Speaker 4: Right, It's okay. So Ship calls me. He's setting me
Speaker 4: up and I don't know what he's doing. He's a
Speaker 4: take I want you to be in this video. Meet
Speaker 4: me up in depth ro office.
Speaker 1: I'm like, Ship, I know this Nigga deathro with the
Speaker 1: with the red came back your call.
Speaker 4: So I go up to you like a motherfucker for
Speaker 4: but I'm strapped. But you know, you, Valley, I know
Speaker 4: about it. You know that's the thing about being a man.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: See, when you know you're wrong, stand up. You got
Speaker 4: to stand up to it, you know. So in the
Speaker 4: office we talked like men, I had to put my
Speaker 4: ship out just yeah, I'm real, get talented, strong risk.
Speaker 4: So he said, t K, you know you owe me
Speaker 4: like thirty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: You know what we're gonna do.
Speaker 4: So I had a beautiful diamond tennis bracelet and I
Speaker 4: gave it to the nigga to say, yo, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: make sure you'll pay you to night.
Speaker 1: Just take this. And it's from plane tickets. What's on
Speaker 1: plane always from plane tickets. Okay.
Speaker 4: So he took to the bracelet that I gave. No beef,
Speaker 4: no beef. It was just we was just he had
Speaker 4: to respect me. I respect him because I knew people
Speaker 4: he knew, and he knew.
Speaker 1: The people that I know.
Speaker 4: It's just one of the type of situation. So as
Speaker 4: a man, nigga, when you caught you caught it probably
Speaker 4: would have been a man. I paid them. Wow, Yeah,
Speaker 4: that paid the game back my ship.
Speaker 12: That most people's situations, which but like I said, he
Speaker 12: had should have got a lot of respect for me.
Speaker 12: And before all his trouble talk all tight called me
Speaker 12: and say hello. I mean as far as personal life
Speaker 12: and his choices, he's own, man.
Speaker 1: But I know that when we did, you see this
Speaker 1: road for him what he's at now, Like, did you
Speaker 1: see that coming? Well?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, as you get older and you understand
Speaker 4: God's plan He does two things for you. It gives
Speaker 4: you warnings, and if you don't take he to the warning,
Speaker 4: he makes you you die or you.
Speaker 1: Go to jail. And the great thing about it is
Speaker 1: he's still kind of blessed because he ain't dead dead
Speaker 1: hold your head, and it depends on how you look
Speaker 1: at it. He ain't dead. But this is also like
Speaker 1: a slow death. To think about all the chances that
Speaker 1: I gave you to do right.
Speaker 4: That's how no matter if niggas come up to me
Speaker 4: and crisis and should happen, I will be the bitch
Speaker 4: nigga in that situation because I'm not trying to behind
Speaker 4: I'm not trying to be behind closed bars.
Speaker 1: And give example, one time I got the rest of
Speaker 1: the ninety two is creator shit in the world. I'm one.
Speaker 4: I'm in protective custody because I'm a celebrity. But let
Speaker 4: me tell you who's on my road. The Meninda brother
Speaker 4: the Meninda's brothers, that the marriage or Rick James. It's
Speaker 4: up there with me too. Wait telling me about you
Speaker 4: Wait brother, wait, wait, very okay, you're locked up.
Speaker 1: I'm locked up l a county jail.
Speaker 4: The Melinda's brothers, brothers, and then Rick Jane.
Speaker 1: Rick Jane, Excel and Tupac.
Speaker 5: What the fuck.
Speaker 1: All of us was locked up, but the only time
Speaker 1: was in jail boom because the niggas.
Speaker 4: Wanted me to tell the Joe and I said, he,
Speaker 4: I ain't telling them more, Joe, You nigga got a
Speaker 4: case I'm talking about It sounded like a thousand people nigga.
Speaker 1: I told that motherfucker joke, and the niggas started laughing,
Speaker 1: like yo, like I'm not forget this as long as
Speaker 1: I live. Crazy story crazy. That's the asdis you could
Speaker 1: have though. Yeah, yeah, we talked.
Speaker 4: About your West Coast beef. Yeah, now we got to
Speaker 4: talk with the West clach light skin beef skin. Yeah,
Speaker 4: because you know still there's technically a light skin. Theg
Speaker 4: that's that's just funny, just being clever. He's still a nigga.
Speaker 4: Now let's talk about your New York dog skinned beef. Yes,
Speaker 4: let's start it out with darkness. Charlie Murphy. You know
Speaker 4: about that, Charlie Murphy, damn house and.
Speaker 1: Check this nigga more. Why Ninja got last month? He
Speaker 1: was trying, he was trying to get him. So I've
Speaker 1: been a fan of a team k forever to the
Speaker 1: middle K. But I just said, let me just brush
Speaker 1: up on everything. So I still at home that day.
Speaker 4: It was it was when we had Hurricane right, Hurricane Matthew,
Speaker 4: so I had nothing else.
Speaker 1: I still did.
Speaker 4: I watched the whole day and then I just kept watching.
Speaker 4: You know, something, something lead you to another right and
Speaker 4: then another, and I just stood.
Speaker 1: There and I was like, God, damn. Yeah, go on.
Speaker 1: You know when that was nineteen when it happened. So
Speaker 1: you were Eddie Murphy. I mean, Eddie was hanging out
Speaker 1: and I met Eddie Keenan. I'll be weighing, but what
Speaker 1: version of Eddie are we talking about? We talked about.
Speaker 4: After Yeah, besp Eddie Murker when he was the first Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: when he was he was going start in the world.
Speaker 1: That's from Yeah, is this nigga crab? Yeah, I'm hanging
Speaker 1: with it. I'm paying with niggas. Why because because you popping? No,
Speaker 1: I wasn't. I was even the stand up comedian. It
Speaker 1: was just I was a nigga in college. It's just
Speaker 1: that at that time, Keenan thought me and Eddie looked saying,
Speaker 1: I'm skinny.
Speaker 4: I had a little mustache. That type ship so we
Speaker 4: just started hanging out. I was pulling bitch Keenan though,
Speaker 4: but you have to allow me to finish. You you
Speaker 4: stay quiet and second answers you want will come to you,
Speaker 4: come to me.
Speaker 1: Let it come a person. God, this is funny and
Speaker 1: ship got So we're hanging out and then one day
Speaker 1: Charlie is washing his perm. You know that's when they
Speaker 1: have perms.
Speaker 4: Is this Dave Chappelle's ski? Yeah, this is like, it's
Speaker 4: a cool Charlie has a perm. I'm sitting on there,
Speaker 4: we talking and the watch is laying there. Now all
Speaker 4: I can say it was a bad choice, right, but
Speaker 4: in life, but you do some cool. That was cool
Speaker 4: with all of them. So many gave the invital Charlie know,
Speaker 4: we was all. I used to come in the house
Speaker 4: and lay down and go to sleep. That was like
Speaker 4: nobody that they loved me. I violated. But here's the
Speaker 4: thing about so many things about life, and then it didn't.
Speaker 4: It didn't hit me until I started owning my own shit.
Speaker 4: I started owning my own houses, I start owning my
Speaker 4: own cars.
Speaker 1: It's not owning my own you have to let me finish.
Speaker 4: And then one day it hit me old fifteen twenty
Speaker 4: years later, I said, oh shit, I violated this man's house. Seeah,
Speaker 4: I think about it. I was like nineteen, I think
Speaker 4: about it. So I was probably forty something years old,
Speaker 4: and I said, I violated. When someone let you in
Speaker 4: their house, that's like, go, that's the biggest gift a
Speaker 4: man is saying to you, I'm letting you in my home.
Speaker 4: And when you violate a man's home, it's really one
Speaker 4: of the worst things that you probably would do in
Speaker 4: your life. So I didn't feel good for years subconsciously.
Speaker 4: So one day I'm pulling up in my Bentley and
Speaker 4: on Hollywood Boulevard. Eddie Murphy in the Rose Royce in
Speaker 4: front of me. Now I'm so popping. Me and him
Speaker 4: is in the VIP section in Hollywood.
Speaker 1: He got a bit for him. I got a cold
Speaker 1: bitch for me. Is they white? No, I'm like white human,
Speaker 1: Spanish black. Continue.
Speaker 4: So I went up to him, you know, because comedians
Speaker 4: still bring up this old ship. But Eddie of them
Speaker 4: didn't give a focus. His cousins loved me as a
Speaker 4: standing commun They think I'm one of the best comedians ever.
Speaker 1: So I looked at Eddie.
Speaker 4: I said, yo, I want as a man that all
Speaker 4: these years, I want to apologize for violating, disrespecting your home.
Speaker 1: And he said, man, they still motherfuckers you still talking
Speaker 1: about that. That was the reply gave to me. So
Speaker 1: he pat his hard and it was cool. We sat down,
Speaker 1: drank and that was it. You know.
Speaker 4: But it goes to show you how talent I've been
Speaker 4: over these years for people to still talk about something
Speaker 4: that happened in nineteen eighty one.
Speaker 1: No, but that's legendary Charlie Murphy.
Speaker 4: But it happened in nineteen eighty one, right, and T.
Speaker 4: K Kirkling real talk was the blame.
Speaker 2: And T.
Speaker 1: Kirk Kirkling is this ship? What is that? Definitely? Niggas
Speaker 1: want me to have a stomach ache, betting so because
Speaker 1: I'm a lo close to top. Oh, I'm great, yeah,
Speaker 1: and I have as you reflex.
Speaker 13: Gods goodness, homegirl, Hello, but that's all right, God damn it,
Speaker 13: God damn it.
Speaker 1: In the moonshine listen, I don't see you. You have
Speaker 1: a ring on your fingers. You're single, I guess, so okay, baby,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you.
Speaker 4: Let's just being the man that I make sure. You
Speaker 4: better make sure because your man gonna hear this. I mean, well,
Speaker 4: we only got one listener, so don't worry.
Speaker 1: Worry, no, no, no, no. You know you know how
Speaker 1: my show is.
Speaker 4: When you got someone that beautiful, whether it's after six months,
Speaker 4: you should have a ring on the finger because niggas
Speaker 4: like me, when you.
Speaker 1: See a rock, you respect the woman. You leave alone.
Speaker 1: But there's no rock. Say it again.
Speaker 4: If there's no rock, then there's a she's available. If
Speaker 4: there's no rock. If there's no she's available. She got
Speaker 4: a ring, you know, to stay back.
Speaker 1: But she don't have a ring. She's available.
Speaker 4: She she got all the teeth and she said, we
Speaker 4: go after the show, have a conversation. I'm thinking, like
Speaker 4: a conversation. Every man should have a platform. Let me
Speaker 4: tell you mine. Let me tell you my platform.
Speaker 6: This is the.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we've been trying to get this.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much to us.
Speaker 4: And how does it taste when it's fresh? Like if
Speaker 4: I was over your house on the couch and you
Speaker 4: just brought it straight from the kitchen, Like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if I'm at the house, there go here. You know,
Speaker 1: it's like it's like you have to sit over twenty four.
Speaker 4: But it's like a hot sandwich, a hot sandwich is
Speaker 4: not good if you really wait to eat it. If
Speaker 4: you eat the sandwich right there at the restaurant is
Speaker 4: the bomb. So what I'm saying is yeah, but I'm
Speaker 4: saying it doesn't taste better.
Speaker 1: It's twenty three hours. Twenty three is better than fifteen, yes, ma'am. Okay.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna be your house for a whole day, but.
Speaker 5: To night, I like that spending showers, shower, I'm taking
Speaker 5: a showers.
Speaker 1: You still, yes, the wagings, the ways okay? Black? Serious, yeah, serious?
Speaker 1: Nobody talking to you, sairist. You said Keenan. Yes, it
Speaker 1: was it Keenan that brought you to Keenan introduced me
Speaker 1: talk shit to me. But you ain't even No.
Speaker 4: I know I didn't talk ship because we got interrupted.
Speaker 4: But if you can check out your surroundings, you check
Speaker 4: it all to check serious.
Speaker 1: Series of that. So that so that's how all this starts.
Speaker 1: But I think we're just trying to say, is how
Speaker 1: did you even meet? You said you I was hanging.
Speaker 1: I thought that was very back then. There was certain
Speaker 1: club what they comedians back then? Yea, they was comedians.
Speaker 4: But I was in college. That's what I'm saying. You
Speaker 4: wasn't a comedian, was a commedian. I was like, I
Speaker 4: was getting my master's degree.
Speaker 1: I was studying. But we was all hanging out.
Speaker 4: Just let's keep it real, just trying to get to
Speaker 4: you were selling cocaine and all of them niggas was
Speaker 4: selling because you know why, he's not getting it right,
Speaker 4: because he's not getting why nobody Like, I'm not saying
Speaker 4: you were nobody, but just just just a guy who's
Speaker 4: not you know Eddie Murphy Keenan and I, why is
Speaker 4: that having you was selling cocaine?
Speaker 1: Just told us not he was selling watching you. He
Speaker 1: said he was about that. You said, it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: It's just so happening.
Speaker 4: I know some people just have great conversation of skills,
Speaker 4: and I just think I have a gift of talking.
Speaker 4: So I think that we just hung out and then
Speaker 4: they saw that I had nice cars. I was doing
Speaker 4: my thing, and just you know, bosses talked the bosses
Speaker 4: and one thing bathroom. Yeah no, he didn't know the bathroom.
Speaker 4: I took it right there while he was there in
Speaker 4: front of Yeah, that's that's how the watch got taken.
Speaker 1: And I thought about it. We had to fight. We
Speaker 1: had to fight.
Speaker 4: You know, and as a man again, we fought right
Speaker 4: on motherfucking Beverly Boulevard and everything was hot.
Speaker 1: This is between you, him and Jolly and the blackest
Speaker 1: niggas in the universe having to fight its Hollywood name.
Speaker 1: So what happened? He ran up on you, He ran
Speaker 1: up on me because you know, you know, the Dave
Speaker 1: Chappelle ship like they never did in Dave Chappelle.
Speaker 4: Like I know, but I'm saying on the day Chappelle ship,
Speaker 4: like he like smacked and the five fingers state the face. Yeah,
Speaker 4: yeah that he that see that when that happened, And
Speaker 4: even though we had a vibes and because of who
Speaker 4: I was at that moment, it was gonna get ugly.
Speaker 1: And the great thing about what I tell you, young man,
Speaker 1: is your choices. Man, it comes down to them.
Speaker 4: Motherfucker choices so bad because it's a step from prison,
Speaker 4: someone dying, or just being mad enough to live a
Speaker 4: long day. So now imagine that happened in nineteen eighty one,
Speaker 4: and look what I've accomplished you today, and then well
Speaker 4: what the fight happened. Let's get to the fight happened
Speaker 4: in nineteen eighty one. Eighty one, Yes, so where you at,
Speaker 4: fat Burger?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no. They in a limo and I'm
Speaker 1: in my bens and they happen to see me.
Speaker 4: They all get out the car and I got my
Speaker 4: niggas and Charlie Murphy's the street guy. Eddie is like, no,
Speaker 4: Charlie wasn't the street guy. Charlie came out of the service.
Speaker 4: He was in the street dude. Okay, you know what
Speaker 4: I'm saying. Oh yeah, So we got into a fight, scuffle.
Speaker 4: No one talked about bringing the watch back. They wasn't
Speaker 4: sure I had the watch. Was just specty, like what
Speaker 4: was his words when he said to you, I.
Speaker 1: Don't know it? Nineteen eighty one because I know black blackness.
Speaker 4: You gotta remember one time that was the year, because
Speaker 4: because because y'all darkness right there, it's going.
Speaker 1: Down and you But did you remember who swung first?
Speaker 1: He swung first?
Speaker 4: He swung, Yeah, he swung first, and which was supposed
Speaker 4: he from Brooklyn, from Jersey. Well know, had nothing to
Speaker 4: do with that. He just swung first.
Speaker 1: Want to stand? Remember it hurt? Hurt, It hurts, okay,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 4: So a couple of days later, you know, I worked
Speaker 4: things out and they got the watch back and then
Speaker 4: the rumor started from.
Speaker 1: There forever and that was it. But you ain't seen
Speaker 1: him since.
Speaker 4: I've never seen I haven't seen him since then, but
Speaker 4: you've seen Eddie since then.
Speaker 1: I've seen Eddie since then.
Speaker 4: Eddie and everything didn't give a Everybody loved me, their
Speaker 4: cousins love me Eddie. The greatest thing, though, is no
Speaker 4: matter what people say of an old story like that,
Speaker 4: when I touched.
Speaker 1: That mic, I'm the badst motherfucker in the world.
Speaker 4: But do you ever feel like you're walking on South
Speaker 4: Beach Charlie Murphy might just hit you in your head.
Speaker 1: Between man and then.
Speaker 4: People know my reputation, you know, Charlie. Yeah, ten fifteen
Speaker 4: years ago, they know my reputation. Today I would sit
Speaker 4: down and probably apologize to the brother and.
Speaker 1: You know, yeah, just so that you can peace. So
Speaker 1: we've been drinking these shots. Yes, you get another one
Speaker 1: of those.
Speaker 4: You're looking at Macha know machaboy ping pom, But come on,
Speaker 4: you shot, be careful about the poor in the astra.
Speaker 1: Okay, Jesus Christ, Now this is yeah, man, you know
Speaker 1: what's the rocket? Yes? Right? Yeah? You know who supposedly? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know where you're going, nigga. Is the story from
Speaker 1: what I heard. Okay, let me hear what you heard.
Speaker 1: The story started from Jacob, am.
Speaker 4: I know it wasn't really Jacob to Jeweler. Here's here's
Speaker 4: what happened. It was a young lady who I was
Speaker 4: sucking at the time. She had the hustle and she
Speaker 4: was telling me what she was doing. I said, oh, ship,
Speaker 4: you gotta put me on.
Speaker 1: Let's take this shot. Hold on because I feel like
Speaker 1: you're gonna tell a baby, and I take my little shot.
Speaker 1: I like that one, dude, and you fine, baby, Black
Speaker 1: girls matter. She's goddam I'm gonna take good care of her.
Speaker 4: That.
Speaker 1: It don't matter what you look. Look at he working.
Speaker 1: I like the way you work. He's going in so yeah,
Speaker 1: so you in this bitch. Yeah, she's also fucking park. No, okay,
Speaker 1: how does she But one thing I never did.
Speaker 4: I never snitched on but never you know what you
Speaker 4: said that on the breakfast game, and I'm never gonna
Speaker 4: said that everywhere else. Listen, this is the street, right,
Speaker 4: you got the street, and you just gotta relate to you, right,
Speaker 4: But no, that's not gonna work.
Speaker 1: On the club TV. Let me tell you the story
Speaker 1: because it didn't make sense the street nigga. Yeah, I say,
Speaker 1: went to school, but you.
Speaker 4: Have to put that we never had a credit card,
Speaker 4: but you told Jacob does that never happened either?
Speaker 1: Okay, so let me hear the story. I'm in here
Speaker 1: with you on game. You fucking this bitch from there.
Speaker 1: So she tells me what's going.
Speaker 4: On, but she knows how to pay ship together. She
Speaker 4: tells the card number, bad boy logo. We go back
Speaker 4: to fax machines again, just to the credit card.
Speaker 1: The scam. When you said that boy logo, you just
Speaker 1: gotta have the bad boy that to get the logo. Yeah,
Speaker 1: official official on the fast to this particular jeweler of
Speaker 1: me and Alan iverson his friends. We're getting implicated. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so a guy that is a friend of mine, so.
Speaker 4: Yo, where hey I get his jewelry from? And he
Speaker 4: told me, now none, you, I'm really just coming in
Speaker 4: the paper. I'm stacking, but jewelry ain't my thing. But
Speaker 4: now I'm going through the spades because at that time,
Speaker 4: the jay Z and the Puffies, he niggas wearing Fasachi
Speaker 4: shirts and spending man money on jewelry and getting broke, right,
Speaker 4: you gotta look nice looking broke. We finally called the
Speaker 4: jewelry store and it's a It was a shock to
Speaker 4: me because we faxed everything over and I'm like, I
Speaker 4: want to rolex on the ear to you know, diamond earrings.
Speaker 1: I want a necklace like yeah, like yeah, so conservative.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking fifteen hundred, two thousand dollars for everything. That's
Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty. This motherfucker said one hundred and forty.
Speaker 4: But one hundred and forty motherfucking thousand dollars, Jacob, it's
Speaker 4: not Jacob's another jewely store. Another So at that time,
Speaker 4: I have a cousin who's a federal agent who's also
Speaker 4: my bodyguards.
Speaker 1: Get intricate.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So because I get it to come to town,
Speaker 4: I said, Yo, cous go pick this jewelry up for me.
Speaker 4: He says, we are. He goes pick it up, but
Speaker 4: it's paid for it on the card. We're thinking that
Speaker 4: it's paid for. See this is a beautiful story. Yeah,
Speaker 4: they ain't get this. They think it's paid for. My
Speaker 4: cousin goes to pick it up. The cops is waiting,
Speaker 4: thinking it's me, my cousin his party who federal agents
Speaker 4: get arrested.
Speaker 1: The agent gets arrested. He gets arrested.
Speaker 4: So now my family they giving you up, is at
Speaker 4: ends because they love me so much. Nothing but he
Speaker 4: went down. So now I got to fix this all right.
Speaker 4: So I'm staying at the Royalton Hotel. You know, the
Speaker 4: Royal Huntaer is on forty fourth Street, one of the
Speaker 4: banness hotels in New York City. You don't even know
Speaker 4: it's a hotel. It's some boutique type shit. So I
Speaker 4: know the cops know where I'm at. So instead of
Speaker 4: getting on play because I had to show that night
Speaker 4: at Siphony Hall in North New Jersey. The whole fucking
Speaker 4: state of New York is there. I got my street
Speaker 4: niggas there. They's like, Yo, don't you come nowhere near
Speaker 4: this building. So I catch a calv from Manhattan to
Speaker 4: Philadelphia to catch a fight to go to Greensville, South
Speaker 4: Carolina because the next day I'm opening up for a
Speaker 4: Gerald Ofverton in Greenville, South Carolina. So now nothing happens.
Speaker 4: A whole month goes by. I'm filming a movie in
Speaker 4: Los Angeles, California. This girl on Daton calls me and said, TK.
Speaker 1: You on the news. I said what she said, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they got you on the news news, and.
Speaker 4: The news was about me getting that puff, so they
Speaker 4: blew it up like I had shot Clinton.
Speaker 1: So now since I know the table Clinton. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was that crazy. It was that crazy.
Speaker 4: It was social media today. I couldn't walk down like that.
Speaker 4: So what I did was I found an attorney and
Speaker 4: we had a surrender date. So we did a surrender date.
Speaker 4: I didn't show up. Matter of fact, I didn't show
Speaker 4: up for a month. They looking for a nigger. Now
Speaker 4: they got a man hunt. But I'm still doing shows.
Speaker 4: But after I'm doing the shows, I'm looking at the
Speaker 4: door and seeing cops is coming in this motherfucker to
Speaker 4: get me.
Speaker 1: Long story short, I make it into New York City.
Speaker 1: I turned myself in. They waiting for me. I get
Speaker 1: on the news and.
Speaker 4: All that type of ship, and you come to find
Speaker 4: out so many things about the police when she goes down, right.
Speaker 4: So in this particular, I changed attorneys and the judge
Speaker 4: locked me up in Ricas Island. They locked me in
Speaker 4: Rockers Island for thirty days because yeah, they whatever crazy
Speaker 4: part that shit was, so he locked me up. But
Speaker 4: now here come the DA. It's this crazy story, the
Speaker 4: DA comes. The reason why the DA comes to talk
Speaker 4: to me because Puffy Now I had to shootout him
Speaker 4: and the rapper that sound.
Speaker 1: Like Biggie Shine. And they want you to They want
Speaker 1: me to snitch on and they want you to snitch
Speaker 1: on Puff. This is the DA.
Speaker 4: Now they want me to snitch on Puff. They don't
Speaker 4: want me to snitch on Puff. They saying, May, you're
Speaker 4: trying to lock you up. May He's trying to lock
Speaker 4: you up. We want you to do us a favor.
Speaker 4: So I played the part from minute they bring it.
Speaker 4: They bringing me blimpy sandwiches and all that kind of shit.
Speaker 4: They put me in the car early in the morning.
Speaker 1: To take me to the club that the shooting went down,
Speaker 1: Club New York. Yeah, Club New York.
Speaker 4: So they tell me where to stand, where I saw
Speaker 4: the gun, how Puppy pulled out the gun, how he shot.
Speaker 1: So and so and all this type of shit. It's
Speaker 1: true story. Crazy. So now they take me back to
Speaker 1: the jail.
Speaker 4: They bring me out maybe two days lay and asked
Speaker 4: me what I wanted to do, and I told him
Speaker 4: I said, I think I ride this one out straight.
Speaker 4: Now they mad, But at this time I got two
Speaker 4: of the coldest attorneys in Long Island.
Speaker 1: I've never getting it because I thought I was on.
Speaker 4: The Sopranos and their names was Strength Donado and Tony
Speaker 4: Cappatillo out of Long Island and in New York City,
Speaker 4: respect you know.
Speaker 1: So now I'm in New.
Speaker 4: York City and you have a lawd there called predicate
Speaker 4: felon a predicated fella. If you catch a felony within
Speaker 4: the year of your first charge, New York has a
Speaker 4: mandatory sentence be for the next years. So they were
Speaker 4: trying to get me four to six because I caught
Speaker 4: the case with you got your pull you another shot,
Speaker 4: pulled me and him another shot.
Speaker 1: What whatever the fuck you want.
Speaker 4: So when my attorneys beat the plea, they beat the
Speaker 4: plea for me doing four to six. I fought the case.
Speaker 4: Matter of fact, I took a deal. To be honest
Speaker 4: with you, I'm supposed to do two to four and
Speaker 4: I supposed to do boot camp.
Speaker 1: You read it out.
Speaker 4: No, let me tell you exactly what happened. Yes, I'll
Speaker 4: tell you exactly what happened. I took the deal. Come
Speaker 4: to the following year, we go to quit that January.
Speaker 1: I got to hit that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll tell then the judge.
Speaker 1: I'm telling my attorney we're not taking the deal.
Speaker 4: TK you trying to get too deep with us on
Speaker 4: June A, trying trying to be drinking listen, drinking champs.
Speaker 4: Let's let's get let's get back into the let's get
Speaker 4: it target.
Speaker 1: Go ahead. You asked, yes, just you cater to the
Speaker 1: women a lot. Tell these young niggas what the fuck
Speaker 1: they're doing wrong? Not being concierge exactly. You gotta be
Speaker 1: a concept. Excuse me, gentlemen, very it's very dispectful.
Speaker 4: I might swing a bottle, thanks, throw it out there, swinging,
Speaker 4: swinging the bune think you she can't talk.
Speaker 1: So when a man meets a woman, his job is
Speaker 1: to be a concierge, right, you know? To these youngs
Speaker 1: were constant.
Speaker 4: If you go to a woman's house, you just can't
Speaker 4: come empty handed.
Speaker 1: You gotta have groceries, helpful mother.
Speaker 4: You got to bring gifts to he't bring that out
Speaker 4: of there, you know the second time. So when I
Speaker 4: come back, I'll have something for you.
Speaker 1: But we're trying aloud, not allowed speakers, but those are people.
Speaker 4: But you see you got gifts right here, and look
Speaker 4: and I see we wasn't giving you this battle, but
Speaker 4: the way you're.
Speaker 1: Going to claim it.
Speaker 4: And I'm silent, and every day I'm like, I just say,
Speaker 4: but you just think give me one bottle.
Speaker 1: No, no, I gave you one, but he said take
Speaker 1: that one too. You know he drink, he drink. He
Speaker 1: drink Corona and Bacardi. That's it. So that's what I
Speaker 1: tell men about. That's the way y'all have to treat
Speaker 1: these women. Fellas.
Speaker 4: When you meet a woman, you know, you open the door.
Speaker 4: You got to get the flowers. You got to take
Speaker 4: a shopping. And what most men don't understand when I
Speaker 4: say shopping, you don't think I'm spend thinking about spending
Speaker 4: a lot of money. Sales, nigga, you got to catch sales,
Speaker 4: you know, not kmar. You know when you're fucking woman,
Speaker 4: you never want to take a came. I know you
Speaker 4: got to really take care because I always tell men J. C.
Speaker 4: Penny knowledge. See most niggas fuck women to destroy on
Speaker 4: I'll tell you fuck him to teach him. See you
Speaker 4: teach a woman, especially if you know you ain't that
Speaker 4: nigga that's gonna be around you fucking the teacher. Teach
Speaker 4: how to save money, teach how to masturbate, teach you
Speaker 4: how to get shipped on her own. So then she
Speaker 4: do meet a nigga that that's a nice niggase. Most
Speaker 4: nice niggas is corny mostly, so you teach them that
Speaker 4: nigga don't know none of that before we meet them.
Speaker 1: We don't know that, we don't know that, we don't
Speaker 1: know that.
Speaker 4: All we're saying is we're in this lane and you
Speaker 4: just cut me off without a fucking signal, So you
Speaker 4: just wait, just wait, So what's going?
Speaker 1: And so that's what's happening.
Speaker 4: And then and if you teach the young ladies, they're confidence,
Speaker 4: they're inspired.
Speaker 1: You haven't destroyed. I mean me, the girl and the
Speaker 1: girls like psychological, psychologically is fucked up because.
Speaker 4: The dude she messed with was a cheater, or the
Speaker 4: dude she fucked with took money from her, or the
Speaker 4: dude gave her a baby, so won't take as mother
Speaker 4: fuck kids?
Speaker 1: And what are we smelling? What's my bother? And put
Speaker 1: on my face? It's milking ma nature.
Speaker 8: I like that.
Speaker 1: God damn you go also drinking? That's coketo. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: want to sponsorship too. I look like Jerry. You know
Speaker 1: what is No, I don't. That's that's the Spanish. Uh huh,
Speaker 1: it's Latino. Shit, you know what half Latino?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 4: You know that I knew it was something that you know,
Speaker 4: I never really did. I never did the history of
Speaker 4: Cuban being. You know, I always touches from Compton. Most
Speaker 4: people don't. Yeah, I tell people Compton. Why the fuck
Speaker 4: I think he was from because I've been there since
Speaker 4: nineteen eighty one. That's that's being from.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So, and I really was a better l a nigger.
Speaker 1: But I tell people I'm from Miami. They be telling
Speaker 1: me I'm from Miami. Right, had ten years? Right? You
Speaker 1: from Miami? Now, look you from Common? From Common, no
Speaker 1: doubt about it.
Speaker 4: So I say it a lot out of respect for Easy,
Speaker 4: who took me on my first national tour.
Speaker 1: That's why I always say you much love to come.
Speaker 1: This is the greatest thing that ever happened to me.
Speaker 1: Was Jerry Heller on the tour. Jerry Heller is the manager.
Speaker 1: It was so crazy. You managed Jerry Heller too. I
Speaker 1: was trying to know he's being funny. He was managing
Speaker 1: the managers. You see. He told you weren't paying attention
Speaker 1: and the thing about is.
Speaker 4: When Easy died, I was starting a company with him
Speaker 4: called Ruthless Comedy.
Speaker 1: Wow, paperwork, everything was crazy.
Speaker 4: Jerry Heller, Easy we was getting ready to do things
Speaker 4: called Ruthless Comedy.
Speaker 1: What was your take on Jerry Heller? Though?
Speaker 4: My take on Jerry when you see any white man
Speaker 4: that take a group of young niggas.
Speaker 1: Out of the hood and blow the ass, he's like
Speaker 1: he like he got.
Speaker 4: God, but you don't know all the particulars going on
Speaker 4: behind the scenes. This is why you have to give
Speaker 4: ice Cube the utmost respect for him to be that
Speaker 4: young and understand his worth, right. I mean, this motherfucker's
Speaker 4: twenty one, twenty two years old dog and he knew
Speaker 4: his motherfucking work and walked away.
Speaker 1: What was the first record they sold? That was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: they sold that first something million and Easy put up
Speaker 1: six thousand. Yeah, that's how they must. They put it
Speaker 1: on Straight out of Compton, stayed on priority that one.
Speaker 4: Susy put up six thousand to do straight out of
Speaker 4: Compton and straight out of Compton make twenty two something million.
Speaker 1: That's an investment.
Speaker 4: Not damn, let's make a list, you know, let's be on.
Speaker 4: I like to talk a lost Let's talk about one
Speaker 4: of the other greatest groups. I toured with the Cash
Speaker 4: wenty Millionaires. I was there, open and that on their
Speaker 4: first tour stop one more time, because look, I think
Speaker 4: you're gonna say it's on some fucked up ship to
Speaker 4: about touring Paddy the bell to about cash money.
Speaker 1: I tak another pis. I was fake old day, so
Speaker 1: I think wait to hear about the cash ship. That
Speaker 1: ship a goddamn woman. Goddamn you're want to here cup?
Speaker 1: We film it? No got I get out of here.
Speaker 4: Kind of dr the coquito kind cootito, which is also
Speaker 4: a frog far.
Speaker 1: Coque little half quarterback and half black Chiles are Spanish.
Speaker 1: I'm cute you have African and half black drinking cues.
Speaker 5: Need the same thing back, glass, Yeah, you drove me home, baby,
Speaker 5: I have a condo.
Speaker 1: You can drop me glass, please please, he got a range,
Speaker 1: drove a baby twenty eighteen. You ain't gonna get me
Speaker 1: fucked up? All right? With my glass at t K Cartan,
Speaker 1: Why did you get shot? I was that drain Champs
Speaker 1: raise man, Oh my glass? I got glass getting wrested
Speaker 1: out right now with my shot? Right, you got a
Speaker 1: straight history lesson going on. Yeah, you're killing it right now.
Speaker 1: We got straight history. Boy killed. You're trying me, but
Speaker 1: you killing man makes for here interview. Thank you lass,
Speaker 1: Thanks very much. There you go. This is where everything
Speaker 1: goes black. This is gonna look I'm blast. Wait you
Speaker 1: gotta get yours? Is this all? Yes? Record record that
Speaker 1: Ponty Just tell them to get one of these. Yeah,
Speaker 1: come on, come on, we'rela. It was fucked up. Don't
Speaker 1: get you bumped up. You know it's your life. It's
Speaker 1: not even bad, but it's bad. It's not bad. I'm
Speaker 1: all right, it's not bad. It's really it's definitely healthy.
Speaker 1: But it's healthy bad, healthy good. You give it the
Speaker 1: Dominican wash. You don't.
Speaker 4: Give it a Dominican wall ymail.
Speaker 14: You want to come on, drink some of your champagne. Man, No, no, no,
Speaker 14: I'm drinking drinking this. You ain't drinking fish everything all right? Yeah,
Speaker 14: I never let me tell you what I'm not doing,
Speaker 14: so you know, let him tell my keys is at
Speaker 14: the hotel. That's okay, and I got I'm responsible right here.
Speaker 1: But you got your wife with you.
Speaker 6: This is just me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's that's that's how real dad's doing. That's
Speaker 1: how real dad's doing.
Speaker 4: You know why you don't drink all this because you've
Speaker 4: got to be responsible.
Speaker 1: You've got to all of this. And then I still
Speaker 1: being I can't do that all right?
Speaker 4: Hold on, hold on, wait wait, they don't get that's
Speaker 4: a Dominican wash and give me a Dominican wash on
Speaker 4: the ass track.
Speaker 1: I'm about to drink the ass track. Whyna drink.
Speaker 6: Put on?
Speaker 1: Of course?
Speaker 4: You know how old were you started pusson? Why you
Speaker 4: ain't someone I was wondering, he gotta start around. I
Speaker 4: started at eleven.
Speaker 1: You know, okay? Cookie? You said cookie? Just s you pussy?
Speaker 1: What you what's your dog? Is gonna say? No, I
Speaker 1: don't know what. Jamaican. You got a haircut to day? Wow,
Speaker 1: look looks smooth. Question. I got a hand cut just
Speaker 1: to interview you. Man.
Speaker 14: That's all right now, let's get with.
Speaker 1: Hm hm there is that's that ship. You love it?
Speaker 1: Don't trupt me. Let's don't trup me right, trupt me
Speaker 1: right now? You love it? You love it? Say you
Speaker 1: love you won't know.
Speaker 8: This is it.
Speaker 1: There's like three of you, three.
Speaker 3: Norris in the building. Nigga, I'm gonna have a big bum.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have a big boy. You gotta be smoking weed.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm wanting what's the movie dis w
Speaker 1: Wash Simmonson kind of day. I feel like that.
Speaker 4: Because you know why I need to lift your comedy
Speaker 4: spirits from you. We're going because you know why people
Speaker 4: tell me that I'm a comedian. Yeah, I can see that,
Speaker 4: but I just I just have fun.
Speaker 1: You you enjoy life. I enjoy life.
Speaker 4: Is that the definition of comedians? That's that's the definitely
Speaker 4: of my journey. My journey is to talk serious, but
Speaker 4: to make you laugh, but to enjoy life. See, I
Speaker 4: enjoy life. I love getting them at four thirty one
Speaker 4: and go and work out, do what I need to do.
Speaker 4: I get a four thirty morning, do what I need
Speaker 4: to do, put my three miles in left weights, you know,
Speaker 4: and I keep it moving.
Speaker 1: And I'm fifty five years old, so let's you know, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're older than no black do crack.
Speaker 5: You're right, You're right.
Speaker 1: You just gotta have a little money for maintenance. You
Speaker 1: gotta have a little money for maintenance. You ain't gonna
Speaker 1: another man's cool.
Speaker 4: I'm not old, and that's why you guys, when you
Speaker 4: get older, you take care of you women. You have
Speaker 4: a house, you have a car, you have good credit,
Speaker 4: because all you guys got I'm looking at all right
Speaker 4: now they look for credit score right now them combined.
Speaker 1: In the verse three seventy five. Look at you, man.
Speaker 1: I know, sonny, guys.
Speaker 15: Ship Come on, let's just tell the comedy world people
Speaker 15: rear it on.
Speaker 4: How many things have you written on? How many projects
Speaker 4: have you been? You know, No, one's never asked me
Speaker 4: that question. You did New Jersey Drive? No, he still
Speaker 4: He's gonna hold another route right now. So let me
Speaker 4: tell you how this go down. I'm just timbling his
Speaker 4: first album, what Oh Music Music. I write skits and
Speaker 4: stuff and right stuff for artists perform. So I'm the
Speaker 4: skit writer. I've been doing that for years. I did
Speaker 4: Lloyd's Last City Coach Player's Diary one of my bits
Speaker 4: that got taken, and I love her a little Kim,
Speaker 4: Little Kim. I played a song for her and Biggie
Speaker 4: and I had it in the song and the line
Speaker 4: that she took from me was for I went from
Speaker 4: first class to coach.
Speaker 1: That's my life.
Speaker 4: BIG's that I got it on tape and every day
Speaker 4: that I played it for and it's okay.
Speaker 1: I never said nothing about.
Speaker 4: It, just the first time since ninety one ninety two
Speaker 4: I ever mentioned on the air. That's a bit that
Speaker 4: I came over from first class because you know, back
Speaker 4: in the day, you would take the phone and put
Speaker 4: it to the speaker box, and I had music that
Speaker 4: I was playing.
Speaker 1: Why you wanted to go from first class to coach?
Speaker 1: Why do you wanted to go back? Well, it was
Speaker 1: it was a joke. It was for a girl. I
Speaker 1: was talking about a girl female and the album she
Speaker 1: cheated on me and I took and.
Speaker 4: I said, she went from first class to coach and
Speaker 4: the song was Jones Walking.
Speaker 1: In the Rain. I got acha punch, I did the remake.
Speaker 1: Did the remakeer Jon't you got acapunt you today?
Speaker 4: Big up to my brother Freddy avate a golden spine game.
Speaker 4: I got acapu See that that's the that's that really,
Speaker 4: that's that rich ship. You got ship, because I don't.
Speaker 1: That's not rich. He's rich now, motherucker, stop putting the
Speaker 1: rumble roches. That's okay because you know where the money,
Speaker 1: so you keep out you and the death. Now, you
Speaker 1: don't need time, you don't need nothing.
Speaker 4: You just your smooth skin, the smooth very you know
Speaker 4: you use a chap stand.
Speaker 1: No, I got listen to New York.
Speaker 4: Even out here my liters get you but just getting
Speaker 4: but you're glowing. Get you punch the jogging you know, giant? Yeah, John, Yeah,
Speaker 4: you can book.
Speaker 1: You're right. You got a radio show. It's not a
Speaker 1: radio show. It was a podcast. Dying buhot, you're doing
Speaker 1: bull shops. You just chest is not strong looking at
Speaker 1: you like he gets shout. You have up of the
Speaker 1: ice trap.
Speaker 6: All these niggas a little kind of chests either the
Speaker 6: boll you you the room got empty.
Speaker 1: You want to smell the cigaret and then nigga smelled
Speaker 1: the cigret. Worry a man, I didn't have to.
Speaker 16: I was.
Speaker 1: What would you still got to have a strong.
Speaker 9: D you know.
Speaker 1: A god. You got to get shot of some sort. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll take a shout of what that young lady boy?
Speaker 1: We got another one that was nice. That's not I
Speaker 1: got someone ready. No, no, you can't control the brop.
Speaker 1: I know that's true, but okay, let me get away anything.
Speaker 1: So you got either mangos to rock or tagle bom.
Speaker 1: That's the idea is danger take one more time. Everybody,
Speaker 1: the world is the world is? Why is it in Chinese?
Speaker 1: Because it's monkey ye said, in the country, it's not
Speaker 1: so sprere right, just ship. I don't even know what
Speaker 1: the buck is going on. So when I'm in the hospital, said,
Speaker 1: what did you drink? That's exactly exact.
Speaker 10: What did you have.
Speaker 1: On? Some nigga that don't look wasted made me drink
Speaker 1: to say, who can't use arrow here? It's terrible, It's terrible. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's he gets funny. It's terrible.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 16: That's an ancient Chinese secret. By the way, I just
Speaker 16: want to let you know. And you got medical insurance.
Speaker 16: Wein't got none of that, you know, shull just sharing.
Speaker 1: You know, this is the thing. You gotta realize. My
Speaker 1: nose is sweating. We made sure you had to take
Speaker 1: the chair with the with the stability, remember.
Speaker 3: David, the stability he fell your don't be found, dude,
Speaker 3: I'm not fat.
Speaker 1: I'm saying facts. I'm just saying found. I'm figuring something.
Speaker 1: I know everybody. That's why at my age, everybody mocker
Speaker 1: getting su only too.
Speaker 4: That's why we get to think with the bat because
Speaker 4: TK did everything. Let me tell you something to say.
Speaker 4: You know, in our generation, in our lifetime, us being black,
Speaker 4: Latino or whatever we are, we're from the hood.
Speaker 1: And in the hood, when people get ten years, people.
Speaker 4: Get twenty years, people get twenty five years, people hit
Speaker 4: thirty years, they're so quick to say that nigga's over,
Speaker 4: he's washed up, it's done with him.
Speaker 1: That's not what we want to do over here, Yes, sir,
Speaker 1: we want to.
Speaker 4: Do over here is we want to continue to pray
Speaker 4: are legends, whether it be in the comedic stance, whether
Speaker 4: it be in a lyrical stance, whether it be in acting.
Speaker 1: Stance or whatever.
Speaker 4: And you are one of the people that we want
Speaker 4: to continue to commemorate and salute.
Speaker 1: And thank you.
Speaker 4: I really appreciate it and do that and let you
Speaker 4: know that you've got a platform here. We don't care
Speaker 4: if you sign on low speaker. Now, those are people, man.
Speaker 4: You know, it's all jokes. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: We were rather you come here. But it isn't matter
Speaker 4: because Charla Maine, me, me and Charlamagne is in tune
Speaker 4: with a blacklin. I called it black Alude. You know
Speaker 4: that's my man's that's the man. That's all man and
Speaker 4: what we want to say is, you know, in this genre,
Speaker 4: this is this thing that we live in. People give
Speaker 4: us five years and seven years when we have people
Speaker 4: like you who've been doing it since end up you
Speaker 4: have been to and then you're doing it now since
Speaker 4: drink campus is poppy.
Speaker 1: Sir, you want continue to support you, to tell you
Speaker 1: to take shots with us.
Speaker 4: Yes, sir, We're gonna have the girl, you know, the
Speaker 4: Mainican girl that looked black, right, gonna make sure she
Speaker 4: drive you back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's beautiful. I'm gonna marry her, nigga. Yeah, whenever
Speaker 1: you gotta go, I'm for real, I'm gonna change your converses,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna marry. It's like a baby. You could
Speaker 1: do whatever you need to do, young lady, and you're single,
Speaker 1: to my god, and you look good. You'll get on,
Speaker 1: Get on.
Speaker 4: I want the world to see I'm talking to listen.
Speaker 4: This is let me just shar niggas know what I'm
Speaker 4: talking about.
Speaker 1: Film and film. Look look at that too, And this
Speaker 1: is exactly how Drake got made. I'm just be honest.
Speaker 1: This is exactly how Drake got Yeah, this girl is unbelievable.
Speaker 1: God damn. You see the fellas. You see the confidence
Speaker 1: that I had, that's what drew her in and I
Speaker 1: got the number. We're gonna go out.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna push the masvariety, little hair flow because I
Speaker 4: a week, I said, that's not a week.
Speaker 1: That's real. That's real.
Speaker 4: That's that's important because when you date a woman that
Speaker 4: don't have a week. We save the thousands throughout the
Speaker 4: year were suspensive, expecially.
Speaker 1: In the month.
Speaker 4: For real.
Speaker 1: They don't even want they don't even want the horseship
Speaker 1: no more.
Speaker 4: Man, they grew out there in the relationship once running down,
Speaker 4: y'all got me fucked up.
Speaker 1: This is fucked up, y'all, this is fun up. They
Speaker 1: never see me like this. You give me that wee man,
Speaker 1: Tell where did y'all get your wi from? From the
Speaker 1: nigga that raised you and got the plug. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. We got the week.
Speaker 4: We're talking about the cast money crow. I'm like cash money,
Speaker 4: forgot the bringing back and forgot guy. The cash money situation.
Speaker 4: Sh was so phenomenal because I met baby in little
Speaker 4: Wayne right when he was starting. When they kissed, Yeah,
Speaker 4: when I saw him kiss.
Speaker 1: So it's not a secret that they say they cares
Speaker 1: like the baby all of them.
Speaker 6: Used to kill.
Speaker 1: I thought it was some mafia ship, but it was
Speaker 1: it wasn't. It wasn't like were they on that. I
Speaker 1: never know they was doing that. They was actually kissing
Speaker 1: each other in the mouth, but.
Speaker 2: It wasn't.
Speaker 1: Listen.
Speaker 4: I mean, I've been in the streets all around the world.
Speaker 4: One of my connects was in New Orleans. I said, nigga,
Speaker 4: this I call him. I said, this is how y'all move.
Speaker 4: He said, non, nigga, baby, And I'm just on some
Speaker 4: different ship. But I never questioned see one thing about
Speaker 4: being a man whatever, laying a nigga take that's the lane,
Speaker 4: and you let the motherfucker take his lane.
Speaker 1: So I allowed him to take his lane. But they
Speaker 1: was always good to me. When I say always always
Speaker 1: good to me.
Speaker 4: If I was walking down the street, now, baby and
Speaker 4: the motherfuckers, we'll pull over, get out the car and
Speaker 4: have a conversation with me for about forty five minutes
Speaker 4: to an hour.
Speaker 1: That's the respect they always had for me.
Speaker 4: When we did the movie called ball of Blocking, I
Speaker 4: played the cop in Baller Blocking. You know, they allowed
Speaker 4: me to write my own ship, and I remember a
Speaker 4: baby coming to my trailer and he must have had
Speaker 4: like a million dollars in suitcase and asked me how
Speaker 4: much did my charge?
Speaker 1: And I said the whole motherfucker suitcase, the t how much?
Speaker 4: We oh, yeah, because I never seen anyone not respect
Speaker 4: money before. That's the thing that was about him. They
Speaker 4: didn't respect money. They did not respect did not respect money.
Speaker 4: So one night we went out, it was like five
Speaker 4: six o'clock in the evening, and he bought like nine
Speaker 4: Bentley's at one time. So me and my man was
Speaker 4: in the other seats. That nigga, this nigga the buys
Speaker 4: of Bentley. We really thought it was gonna really go
Speaker 4: down like that because he didn't respect one. We didn't
Speaker 4: get to Bentley, but the thought of that happening was
Speaker 4: just phenomenal because he really was that type of dude.
Speaker 4: He really was, you know, And to no matter what
Speaker 4: him the Wayne's going through, whatever, the nigga pulls off
Speaker 4: one of the coldest moves in motherfucking music history, you know,
Speaker 4: because what people don't know that when he got front
Speaker 4: of that thirty million dollars, he was really in the
Speaker 4: red juvenile sold so many motherfucking records that before the
Speaker 4: years old, the thirty million was paid back. They was black,
Speaker 4: and the motherfucker's never been in the red ever since.
Speaker 4: That's that's just a blessing, yo. And like I said,
Speaker 4: from the from Ruthless Records to.
Speaker 1: Master p to.
Speaker 4: Change everything for babing them still to be doing what
Speaker 4: they're doing, and now ain't got the hottest artists in
Speaker 4: the world. Regardless of what his plans are. The nigga
Speaker 4: pulls some coaches in the world.
Speaker 1: Drake Damn.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, from now, what happened to hip hop is
Speaker 4: when I watched I went to this concert, Tray concert.
Speaker 1: I watched him and I said to myself, how do
Speaker 1: they let this motherfucker in the light skinned nigga? Yes?
Speaker 1: How did that?
Speaker 4: What happened from Big Daddy King exactly? The niggas have
Speaker 4: people to understand what happened, you know, evolution, evolution, But
Speaker 4: what happened with Drake was here is a guy who
Speaker 4: you tell a fan of hip hop's this Big Daddy
Speaker 4: Can I've been a fan of hip hop from day one.
Speaker 4: Tell us, tell us what happened from the darkskin community,
Speaker 4: because I want to understand what people forget in the
Speaker 4: skin community, but not that regardless of the man told
Speaker 4: me something. Abouts got nothing to do with skin niggas,
Speaker 4: the fucking Cubans in there.
Speaker 1: It's the darksken nigga community.
Speaker 8: But you.
Speaker 1: Thing, I love you so much.
Speaker 4: Let's not get into nationalities because people really take what
Speaker 4: we saying seriously.
Speaker 1: And these mother fuckers will be on something Black Dominican.
Speaker 1: I'm better than you.
Speaker 4: I don't want to really go down there, if you
Speaker 4: don't mind me being.
Speaker 1: The older person in the room. The old so.
Speaker 4: Baby was just a phenomenal dude. But the tour with
Speaker 4: them to do Ball of Blocking, it was just really
Speaker 4: some phenomenal ship. And then I went on tour with
Speaker 4: them and did twenty thirty six. But the thing I
Speaker 4: liked about them was it was a cast twenty millionaires
Speaker 4: dm X. You did the cash money. I was the
Speaker 4: MC that was open the nec for them offer.
Speaker 1: Cash. That was the next tour after you know Rockefeller.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I host that tour too, Get the Out, Yes, sir,
Speaker 4: I was on the tour with jay Z. And also
Speaker 4: and the crazy thing about the jay Z tour is
Speaker 4: that when I was thirty five years old, I threw
Speaker 4: a party in New York City. Jay Z was my
Speaker 4: birthday celebration. I paid a nigga fifteen hundred dollars and
Speaker 4: he was late and I wasn't gonna let him on.
Speaker 4: And after that I went on tour with him and
Speaker 4: Damon whatever jay Z for fift I paid him for
Speaker 4: I didn't high off. Yeah, I hire fifte So I started,
Speaker 4: I started, I started going toward them, but then I started.
Speaker 4: I wrote songs for a second and none, amg bitch,
Speaker 4: better have my money.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I wrote all this stuff, and they stuff used
Speaker 1: to take them on toward ship. It was this better
Speaker 1: have my crazy ass. Yeah, yeah, the words in the moment.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've been involved with all this ship, you know,
Speaker 4: like all this ship, but I always didn't know. I
Speaker 4: just don't brag about it. So you wrote that record,
Speaker 4: I wrote fits and all that on his albums. Sure,
Speaker 4: there's second to.
Speaker 1: None, all of them. Oh God, damn Edi o G
Speaker 1: and the Bulldogs. Yeah, I go way back. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: And then I remember on the Cash Money tour, we
Speaker 4: had the little situation in Boston with Made Men. There
Speaker 4: was a fight between the Rough Riders and Made Men
Speaker 4: when the motherfuckers got stabbed, and I'm in the middle
Speaker 4: of the ship because everybody just loved me, but they're
Speaker 4: gonna pass me stabbing each other. But Maine men didn't
Speaker 4: know that the rough Riders was that motherfucker tough. They met,
Speaker 4: they matched that motherfucker night. Because then it's lucky nobody
Speaker 4: died because the rough Riders stabbed them niggas to fuck
Speaker 4: up for real.
Speaker 1: They came with fists and the rough Rider came with knives.
Speaker 1: Puerto Rican stuff. Yep, sure they god ja. So you know,
Speaker 1: make noise for that or not't making noise? We want
Speaker 1: this tag balls d You know about Daddy saying and
Speaker 1: you stole his credit card.
Speaker 8: So.
Speaker 1: Steeler, I didn't steal the Daddy created in my mind,
Speaker 1: your mind.
Speaker 4: You're my nigga. Man, you're my nigga. I've always been
Speaker 4: my name in my mind. And you saw me performed.
Speaker 4: You killed once you saw me, you killed it. And
Speaker 4: it's a terrible all right. My wife said, thank you,
Speaker 4: you see the show. But the other guy, this, this
Speaker 4: is how I gotta know. I gotta start dressing different.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 4: The other guy that performed for you, Yes, he was
Speaker 4: like he said something about Cuba. My wife was like,
Speaker 4: you are and I was Grandma, just relax I heard
Speaker 4: you in the background. I said, alright, the dude said,
Speaker 4: he said, this is why I.
Speaker 1: Don't like and like I feel like I made a
Speaker 1: lot of money in my life.
Speaker 5: No, it wasn't that.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you what he did.
Speaker 4: When the comedian here, gone with that, that's cold, nigga,
Speaker 4: shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1: I'm going to the car. That's what you get here.
Speaker 4: Because when you said it, I knew I want to
Speaker 4: be here for you and wait for my man said,
Speaker 4: nigga going with that. That's how I said, go on
Speaker 4: with that. And that was around. They said Cuba, and
Speaker 4: then my wife said, yeah, he was like you, but
Speaker 4: that's how I've been put Then you came out there.
Speaker 4: Now this is your This is what I want to understand.
Speaker 4: Do you go order a pro killer crowd I based
Speaker 4: my show based on.
Speaker 1: Or do you say, let me look at these niggas.
Speaker 4: I come out and whatever my feeling is, I always
Speaker 4: say they don't laugh fuck him, but I always make
Speaker 4: them laugh.
Speaker 1: But the ship that I say is just so insane.
Speaker 1: That's gonna work.
Speaker 4: Now if I have to do a white audience, then
Speaker 4: I've become a comedy of doing more.
Speaker 1: Let's let's let's work the audience like you like right now,
Speaker 1: we're all white right now?
Speaker 4: Okay, great, I'm just saying, well, okay, so we can
Speaker 4: do white materials. There's a white material I just found.
Speaker 4: Thought I was just LESSI I'm just I'm just like
Speaker 4: But no, I thought I was the matrix Tle in
Speaker 4: the movie. But am I where? But I don't want
Speaker 4: to whole another level, just follow follow the story.
Speaker 1: So I'm just lessing.
Speaker 4: And I'm seeing I read things different than most people.
Speaker 4: So I'm saying to myself, I'm fucking brilliant. I don't
Speaker 4: see what other people say.
Speaker 1: That's what I've been saying. So I tell people one night,
Speaker 1: I said, let me spain something to you. Why I'm
Speaker 1: know I'm smarter than you.
Speaker 4: But there's an earthquake that happens in the ocean to
Speaker 4: Sami comes to shore. Now, this is why I'm proving
Speaker 4: to you I'm smarter than you. See most people say, Sudanmi,
Speaker 4: that shows that you're lazy.
Speaker 1: The reason why I'm not lazy? And right, I see
Speaker 1: the T. They didn't want me to say the T.
Speaker 1: The T shing be.
Speaker 8: Like that T is not.
Speaker 6: I see the T.
Speaker 4: All right, smart most of y'all small.
Speaker 1: Colonel c O L O N I L. I mean
Speaker 1: I A L. That's not Colonel, that's Colonne. Ill Colonel
Speaker 1: is k E A R N A L. Colonel? You
Speaker 1: text your girl in the morning, baby, I love you.
Speaker 1: I'm going to take you to dinner your pussy late
Speaker 1: at night. You know you're gonna text you.
Speaker 8: A w W.
Speaker 1: That's not r R S A R E R S
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. So let me go a little deeper
Speaker 1: and you don't even notice. But I'm gonna ask you.
Speaker 1: Why do old people walk so early in the morning?
Speaker 1: Do they have somewhere to go?
Speaker 4: And why do people say good things come to those
Speaker 4: who wait, because that ship don't lay away?
Speaker 1: And ladies, why when men go down on you they
Speaker 1: always try to kiss you afterwards because bitch you we die?
Speaker 1: You died, yo. So now before we get up out
Speaker 1: of here, yes, sir, we gotta get to who raised?
Speaker 1: Who raised? Did you think of that? How did you
Speaker 1: come up with that? How did you apply? Who raised you?
Speaker 1: Is really starts from my daughter's mother. It starts from there.
Speaker 4: And relationship because when you treat somebody so good and
Speaker 4: they fuck up in life, you back in the day,
Speaker 4: say that the apple don't fall too far from the trade, all.
Speaker 1: Right, take a village to wage exactly.
Speaker 4: So, as I was dating people, I would see beautiful
Speaker 4: women who just didn't have proper upbringing. I used to
Speaker 4: say this one girl, I need to meet your mom
Speaker 4: because the bitch was so fine.
Speaker 1: Hold on, ef, we didn't finish our shot. God, damn it. Oh,
Speaker 1: let's do finish our shot. Shot. I drank my shot.
Speaker 1: We're doing another one. You're finishing a bottle. You don't
Speaker 1: want that. I don't want that. I'm so sorry, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you? Brother. Did I have to tell you it's
Speaker 1: a good part of nothing? Boss? How you're doing? Everybody
Speaker 1: young ma' trying to kill you? Sleep?
Speaker 6: Come to the.
Speaker 1: Who raised you? Think it's great? Out the way this
Speaker 1: episode dropping right before.
Speaker 4: T K could have been a bitch ass nigga and
Speaker 4: came seeing us after January.
Speaker 1: He didn't.
Speaker 4: He's seen us in December. So we're going to keep
Speaker 4: our promise and drop this into We're gonna drop this
Speaker 4: on Friday Friday like real nigga Turch We're gonna turn
Speaker 4: twenty seventeen out with this twenty We're gonna turn twenty
Speaker 4: seventeen out with this certain what because of the alcohol,
Speaker 4: because you it's a.
Speaker 1: Lot, and your chant is on your stomach again with
Speaker 1: his chances on his stomach, you've got a restairatory infection?
Speaker 1: So who raised it? For people to know?
Speaker 4: It's just a formula of to make people aware who
Speaker 4: you are and who raised you. And it's so important
Speaker 4: to go. You've got men out here want to be
Speaker 4: good to women, but that wasn't raised right. You got
Speaker 4: women who want to be good to men, but the
Speaker 4: man wasn't raised right. So I take who raised you
Speaker 4: and put in your face, put it and it's like
Speaker 4: niggas out.
Speaker 1: Here slinging dick like their successful. You niggas out here
Speaker 1: fucking bitch. It's like y'all got.
Speaker 4: Money and you niggas know your financial situation is fucked up,
Speaker 4: but yeah, you still approach your bitch knowing you're about
Speaker 4: to disturb her life.
Speaker 1: Nigga, So listen, we're gonna put down the coda shit
Speaker 1: in the world right January twenty first, I want you
Speaker 1: to catch me at the music hall.
Speaker 4: There you go, all right, Janey, train to catch me
Speaker 4: at the music hall this weekend when it's airs. I'll
Speaker 4: be performing at the Uptown Comic Club and shout out
Speaker 4: to all my fans in Atlanta, Georgia. What's the great
Speaker 4: things the Uptown comedy covers in Atlanta, York? No, No,
Speaker 4: that's Uptown comedy back in the day up in hallm.
Speaker 1: Sorry, but you must have been to jail.
Speaker 4: And so one of the greatest moments of this next
Speaker 4: year is that I signed the deal to become a
Speaker 4: ring announcer in Kenya, Africa.
Speaker 1: Watch what we're going with just now. These are young people.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say, motherfuckers, but if they listen to it,
Speaker 4: I'm wanna make sure I.
Speaker 1: Say this clearly.
Speaker 4: Have giving me a voice to be a ring announcing
Speaker 4: Kenya for six fights over the next year, where I'm
Speaker 4: the Michael Buffer of Vegas, the guy who says, let's
Speaker 4: get ready to rumbo. So I'm in a tux bow tie,
Speaker 4: not being a comedian, just to MC And what I
Speaker 4: want to share with comics is that you play the
Speaker 4: hand that you're dealt. You got to be a stand
Speaker 4: up comedian, You got to be a businessman. You got
Speaker 4: to know numbers, you know, and you got to know
Speaker 4: how to track, and you got to know how to multiply,
Speaker 4: and you got to know how new business. And I
Speaker 4: always tell people all money is good money to a hustler,
Speaker 4: whether it's one thousand dollars or whether it's one hundred
Speaker 4: thousand dollars, Go get the money. Because I come from
Speaker 4: an error where you worked forty hours a week and
Speaker 4: you made a seven hundred, five hundred dollars and by
Speaker 4: the time they took taxes your ass when it came
Speaker 4: home with three hundred and some thousand.
Speaker 1: People don't understand that shit.
Speaker 4: So if you can make one hundred thousand and fifteen
Speaker 4: minutes or one hundred thousand an hour, and that's what
Speaker 4: somebody offered you, my suggestion is never.
Speaker 1: Say motherfucker no.
Speaker 4: Always go get the motherfucker money, because what you gentlemen
Speaker 4: don't want is to ever get old and be broke,
Speaker 4: ever get old and have motherfucker You got to depend
Speaker 4: on the motherfucker because your money wasn't right when you
Speaker 4: had thirty forty fifty something years to get your life together.
Speaker 4: You know, when you think about this one day I'm
Speaker 4: in heaven, you're gonna say, yo. I ran around at
Speaker 4: Norri Agga's interview at Jaks Chanson one.
Speaker 1: Of the flyes niggas ever hit the game. They're like, Oh,
Speaker 1: tea to the motherfucking.
Speaker 4: And get them on tour February twenty fifth with Keisha Kole,
Speaker 4: but earlier that morning. If you're in Jersey City, New Jersey,
Speaker 4: make sure you come to the ceremony because I'm getting
Speaker 4: the street named after me called T. K.
Speaker 1: Kirkland. Now now the.
Speaker 4: Old school Nigga Texas. I don't mean I'm gonna catch
Speaker 4: my own flag. I'm gonna come on this.
Speaker 1: That's gonna beautiful, y'all. But listen, that's the greatest gift
Speaker 1: in the world.
Speaker 4: I think before you get up, comedian, guys, do this
Speaker 4: motherfucking thing.
Speaker 1: What is the ultimate.
Speaker 4: Like finale for comedian? You know what, everybody has different thing.
Speaker 4: Everybody wants to be a movie star, everybody wants to
Speaker 4: have a TV show. But what's great about me going
Speaker 4: to college is that it taught me to do your
Speaker 4: due diligence by anything you do. I tell that to
Speaker 4: if you're gonna be a hustler, if you're gonna be
Speaker 4: a con honist, you're gonna be a husband, you're gonna
Speaker 4: be a businessman, you do research entertainment really is not
Speaker 4: made for Afro American, Spanish Cuban people to be on TV.
Speaker 4: Why because we don't own the playing field. What I mean, See,
Speaker 4: that's not what the field we own. But we run basketball,
Speaker 4: we run football, but you using the white people run TV.
Speaker 4: And this is the reason why you only see five
Speaker 4: people in every fucking movie that you see. Now, don't
Speaker 4: you think Samuel Jackson is from Capital one commercials to
Speaker 4: every fucking movie in the world.
Speaker 1: Everything you don't think of nobody.
Speaker 4: You don't think you could give that to somebody else
Speaker 4: and not take it anyway from him. It's just that
Speaker 4: what white America sees is he's the only black person
Speaker 4: that we're gonna give a shot too.
Speaker 1: And that's the reason why I understand. So I always
Speaker 1: tell people, get an education, get a.
Speaker 4: Skill, and learn how to take care of your family. Now,
Speaker 4: if you are entertaining of a family, to me, that's
Speaker 4: really a bad thing to do. The reason why it's
Speaker 4: a bad thing to do because anytime you're on your square,
Speaker 4: you should never be in a relationship.
Speaker 1: You should always be in a.
Speaker 4: Situation where you have nothing to distract you, no emotion
Speaker 4: that will make you make a decision that you can't
Speaker 4: follow your dream. And this is the purpose of sticking
Speaker 4: your dick and a woman. You have to understand the
Speaker 4: consequences that once you get any direction and there's something
Speaker 4: else that you want. What's more important. You know what
Speaker 4: I'm saying, because everybody like to have money. You ain't
Speaker 4: got to be rich, but I want you all to
Speaker 4: make money. You know, whether you're getting twenty thousand a month,
Speaker 4: ten thousand a month, learn how to.
Speaker 1: Save your money.
Speaker 4: You got five hundred the bank last year, you should
Speaker 4: have a thousand the bank this year. You understand what
Speaker 4: I'm saying, and that's what I on for people. And
Speaker 4: you got to understand do your due diligence. And that's
Speaker 4: why I was talking about hustles back in the day.
Speaker 4: No one should go to jail today because you have
Speaker 4: so many examples of what not to do. You have
Speaker 4: the Junior Mafia, you got BMF, you got everybody. That's
Speaker 4: your family, that's my family. Yeah, break that down.
Speaker 1: Well. James Cole is my cousin.
Speaker 4: And back in the day when I was in college,
Speaker 4: I was what you call the navigator. I was the
Speaker 4: guy who threw people in and got people out because
Speaker 4: back then they didn't have what they have now. You
Speaker 4: can walk on the plane with five keys on you
Speaker 4: and nobody was gonna patch you down. Nothing's gonna happen.
Speaker 4: It was like that they talked about the eighties early nineties,
Speaker 4: you know, so when technology started changing, everything went down
Speaker 4: and you just couldn't get through the airports no more.
Speaker 4: So back in the day, they always say, don't talk
Speaker 4: on the phone. And this one particular day, just when
Speaker 4: all of us my other connect was a burnout. So
Speaker 4: you know, we used to do the burnout thing, so
Speaker 4: we take people's phone numbers, sell them in the streets
Speaker 4: and make thousands of dollars on that. But just one
Speaker 4: particular day, the fees bugged our phones, and ninety center
Speaker 4: of my whole organization got locked up.
Speaker 1: And on that particular day, I think I was in school,
Speaker 1: so I wasn't.
Speaker 4: I wasn't on the phone at that time, but everybody
Speaker 4: else got locked up, and that's how it went down.
Speaker 1: Make you've really been doing a lot of shit.
Speaker 4: I've been through a lot of shit, y'all. Ain't another
Speaker 4: crazy story.
Speaker 1: Nobody don't know.
Speaker 4: I've got this one more thing, Please give this. This
Speaker 4: is gonna fuck everybody up.
Speaker 1: Give it to it. I was one of the founders
Speaker 1: of Scientology, what.
Speaker 4: Story, y'all, nineteen eighty two in Santa Rose of California.
Speaker 4: To this day, to this day, they still call me
Speaker 4: because I'm like a guard.
Speaker 1: To them, to scientology, to Scientology.
Speaker 4: So you see, when I was in Santa Rose of California,
Speaker 4: I ran into some people at the library and they
Speaker 4: was Ron L.
Speaker 1: Hubber and all them.
Speaker 4: So I gave my little advice and all that type
Speaker 4: of ship to what they should do. But as anything
Speaker 4: I do, I introduced people together and then I move on,
Speaker 4: you know. So it's just phenomenal think and to you
Speaker 4: know what, this is one of the things for Scientology.
Speaker 4: You have to make a phone call. And I want
Speaker 4: to put this guy he's been trying to get me
Speaker 4: on the phone. Is the Scientology guys, Scia. We're gonna
Speaker 4: make this ship insane. All right, let's get Scientology get.
Speaker 1: This right right there.
Speaker 2: I know that.
Speaker 1: Walk to eth. You don't jo way too much kinds
Speaker 1: of crazy going on a while, give me a second.
Speaker 1: Definitely needs ice. This is about take it in a while.
Speaker 1: It's going it's gonna change the world right here. Make
Speaker 1: sure you'll put this mother of our tape.
Speaker 17: Yeah, drinking sports baby, Oh ship, it was right about basketball,
Speaker 17: right about basketball.
Speaker 1: I heard your pictures right, true? He said something.
Speaker 6: He's in the Calves.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, we got t K, we got
Speaker 1: t K and t K.
Speaker 4: He already he said, he comes with drink Champs Network.
Speaker 4: He's gonna leave me last speaker, but you know we're
Speaker 4: gonna cut you in.
Speaker 1: Charlottmagne that what's up? Monday? Monday, Monday, he wrote with us.
Speaker 1: You heard that, d He's just being nice, you know, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right, that's right. You know we're the Black and Illuminati, right,
Speaker 1: We're the black and luminat me.
Speaker 4: We're in the Cuban. Bro, you're black to me and
Speaker 4: you e f N tax Stone, t K kircling U.
Speaker 4: We kicked, we kicked b dot Mat might come in,
Speaker 4: but we're kicking Elliott out because.
Speaker 1: Man, beat that sacrifice, Elliott. Be that be that sacrifice Elliott.
Speaker 1: It's a terrible accident gonna happen to Ellie.
Speaker 18: Oh yeah, you five, bro, sixteen might take you serious?
Speaker 18: You got more days level, I know very soon something
Speaker 18: gonna happen. Yeah, this is the wrong year to be
Speaker 18: saying that.
Speaker 1: Ship Y.
Speaker 4: Trunk saying, I ain't never seen nothing like this in
Speaker 4: twenty sixteen, like the Trumps hold on.
Speaker 1: Charlotte said that one more time. No, Elliot's gonna wake
Speaker 1: up Dnskin. That's funny itself.
Speaker 4: He's gonna be the opposite of vib Catel. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 4: Viove Cartel woke up light Skin from La. It's gonna
Speaker 4: work up tak kirktly.
Speaker 1: Saucy.
Speaker 6: We saw.
Speaker 1: Yo sell.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to get him to do push ups. This
Speaker 4: nigga's chance is on the stomach. That's why he leans over.
Speaker 1: Like people think it's against the wall.
Speaker 3: The nigga got taking it back to ninety eight.
Speaker 13: It was t K give me his conversary. T can't
Speaker 13: give me his conversary. Nobody laughing, right because they know
Speaker 13: it was not true.
Speaker 1: No, no, they know that. And that jail nigga, Right,
Speaker 1: that's true. It was jail.
Speaker 16: You know.
Speaker 1: We love you, right, your prot Let's go. Let's go
Speaker 1: for it, brother, go with you. I don't want to toe. No,
Speaker 1: you're taking one more already. Can't you can't do it,
Speaker 1: You can't, he said, he can't. He stole pop down.
Speaker 1: There's still a credit card and you can't let him out.
Speaker 1: How many bracelests you have on? No, because I'm broke.
Speaker 1: I'm broke, I'm funked up. Hold, nigga, do you know
Speaker 1: four races I got? I got four off? I don't
Speaker 1: know they.
Speaker 4: Rubber rings. Them niggas is bracelet. I'm from old school,
Speaker 4: them braceless.
Speaker 1: Nigga. I'm poor as hell. You know you got your life,
Speaker 1: you got a beautiful wife. You gotta show you got
Speaker 1: people who believe in your Let me that you don't
Speaker 1: pay check this.
Speaker 4: We gonna do this once away. They hear every day
Speaker 4: they here once a week. They hear me from you
Speaker 4: once a week.
Speaker 1: Every day they hear here. You know, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: trick me. I'm done with the alcohol gift, nigga. Look
Speaker 1: at this. I feel like I got in the wall.
Speaker 1: I got a fine white. I probably met my wife
Speaker 1: here ready, I got everything here ahead. We never officially
Speaker 1: gave you that. You give me up. You know you
Speaker 1: gave us about an hour ago. What's what?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we started ringan It's never a rumor until
Speaker 4: we have a conversation.
Speaker 1: You know, we don't care. We believe in, but we
Speaker 1: believe in We believe in being positive. That's positive. Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 1: You know I'm truly interested.
Speaker 4: After you grabbed it like that, it's definitely your bo
Speaker 4: you said that in an hour.
Speaker 1: Sure, this is my fanastic. The way you held it's your.
Speaker 1: You can't touch it after it's kind.
Speaker 4: I just need okay, somebody get a market because I
Speaker 4: need them to sign it. Yeah, I almost signed.
Speaker 1: Got you gotta sign it, man, put the t to
Speaker 1: the motherfucker. K the date. I'm a good Fred the artist. Okay,
Speaker 1: don't drop the bottom. No, you got got weak risks. Okay,
Speaker 1: but I might not put the date and all that
Speaker 1: ship looking forward for it? But do you I just
Speaker 1: want okay, you don't know what the dat is? I
Speaker 1: believe it? And aren't you left haing it? No, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm agestious. Okay you say it. I can't say the
Speaker 1: word give, but my sh it's trying to look. Are
Speaker 1: you gonna take that back on the flight with you?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: No, I got my way of getting into the house.
Speaker 8: We York.
Speaker 1: What you need to focus? You're don't Robson and shook Knight?
Speaker 1: What's up with you and Mike Tyson? Me and Mike Tyson?
Speaker 1: Good friends, they robbed, never robbed Mike. Wow, No, I ain't.
Speaker 1: But Mike, my nigga.
Speaker 4: Though Mike used to gonna pick me up in that
Speaker 4: fucking lamdball have the doors popped out.
Speaker 1: It was in this matter of fact, the night that
Speaker 1: Mike came to pick me I'll never get it was
Speaker 1: me and Mike Haitian Jack going to Madonad's house. Oh yep,
Speaker 1: back in the day.
Speaker 4: You know, when I hear my store, when I hear
Speaker 4: when I when I'm talking, I'm so thankful some real
Speaker 4: gangster ship. I'm so thankful that the life that I've had.
Speaker 4: You know, you don't think about until you you can
Speaker 4: actually hear it. But there's been one great motherfucker journey,
Speaker 4: great fucking journey. And you've seen Madonna. Yeah, Madonna, cool person. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and she has spread.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know what happened.
Speaker 4: I don't know what happened in the room, but Madonna people,
Speaker 4: but she was fucking. Oh madona'sucking back in the day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she definitely was fucking tu everybody big was the
Speaker 1: first one. Yeah.
Speaker 4: But you see, but when men meet certain girls, niggas
Speaker 4: don't know how to pull them and make them queens.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 4: That's why I almost came out of retirement, Kanye West
Speaker 4: with the with Homegirl, that with Khalifa, what's her name?
Speaker 4: There's a lot of cute girls on the market, right,
Speaker 4: So men, young men who meet these beautiful girls don't
Speaker 4: have the experience to make them better ladies. See, the
Speaker 4: man makes a woman who's already great a better woman, right.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying Because I always tell men,
Speaker 4: knowledge is a lot longer and thicker than dick. So
Speaker 4: when you teach a woman the knowledge about herself, knowledge
Speaker 4: about being a better woman, dis God's the motherfucker limit.
Speaker 4: And that's why who raised you think is just so
Speaker 4: phenomenal because as each city that go through, I drop
Speaker 4: knowledge on them to you. If I just get one person,
Speaker 4: because I got men who hit me in my d
Speaker 4: M don't even know how to talk to a female.
Speaker 4: They're like, YO, T K, can you teach me how
Speaker 4: to say X, Y and Z to so and so
Speaker 4: I want to fuck a girl? How do I go about?
Speaker 1: And I'm reading this and I'm like, what the fuck
Speaker 1: has happened to the world? Who raised? Motherfucker? Playing Nintendo games?
Speaker 1: Chase women? Nigga?
Speaker 4: I've been chasing women since I was motherfucking eleven years old.
Speaker 4: He even puts me behind the church even year years old.
Speaker 4: That's why I'm a pustologist. It's only two of us
Speaker 4: in world.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna die last year.
Speaker 4: I want to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, some jewels on yo, big big guy.
Speaker 4: Like, that's gonna be so blessed.
Speaker 1: That's a blessing. We don't give those the guests. I know.
Speaker 1: Thank giving it to you. I really appreciate that. You
Speaker 1: know you really I can have to.
Speaker 4: Say you got one, but you took your way out
Speaker 4: and tell me against of comedy, and we love you
Speaker 4: for that.
Speaker 1: I want to love you.
Speaker 4: We love you for being a real person. From the
Speaker 4: very moment we met, you came in counter to with
Speaker 4: with you. Yes, sir, we never researched anything that was
Speaker 4: Forgulant right, and you to know that you have a
Speaker 4: platform to come here and continue. I'm gonna come twice
Speaker 4: a year, and you can also drink your yo, you're
Speaker 4: trying to drink.
Speaker 1: That's no listen, listen to me, guys. I told you
Speaker 1: this on as cool. Listen.
Speaker 4: I think all the alcohol and the gifts is but
Speaker 4: come on you no, no, no, but that's one one
Speaker 4: thing I want to share with you.
Speaker 1: Guys.
Speaker 4: I'm fifty some years old and everybody knows not secret.
Speaker 4: And when you get a certain acid, reflex kicks in.
Speaker 1: On fifty five. This is really fifty five. Fifty five
Speaker 1: fifty five. Look at look at you?
Speaker 4: Show me yo, yo, shuny, showy Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, nothing idea,
Speaker 4: nothing idea, No Sunday sixty eight. Aw you want to
Speaker 4: say sixty He got.
Speaker 1: All his teeth and that's nasty. Showed me that ship again.
Speaker 4: I would stabbed your right as we speak, that nigga
Speaker 4: because he did it like this like I'm going, nigga,
Speaker 4: that's yo. I'm wanting to send you on some chairs.
Speaker 5: We need.
Speaker 1: The champagne comes more than the chair. I'm a body
Speaker 1: gonna be small, and you that kind of juicy around
Speaker 1: You're good. I can't get it. You know you know
Speaker 1: what I am. I'm unembarrassed. No, you're lovable home. You
Speaker 1: can't smooth embarrassed. You know they's smooth. Your niggas broke up.
Speaker 1: Why didn't niggas got another one of go on? That's
Speaker 1: what we need for you, like the cold by now
Speaker 1: another one of these because we get t K the
Speaker 1: fuck fucked up?
Speaker 4: You get the.
Speaker 1: No, he ain't drinking his champage to get back to
Speaker 1: where I gotta go.
Speaker 4: Thank you do, because to tell you don't speak about
Speaker 4: another cold. Let me see that I'm taking this one. Hey, guys, please.
Speaker 1: Don't drop my bottle. Okay, give us that's his for
Speaker 1: this never been.
Speaker 4: Only certain guests get this. Should we get this on tape? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: only can we get this on take listen? Tell me
Speaker 4: you gotta be a certain special motherfucker to walk away
Speaker 4: one of these vibs.
Speaker 1: And Walgreens twenty nine.
Speaker 4: If we was in the store one thousand, seven hundred
Speaker 4: and eighty dollars in the club, Oh nigga, yeah, how
Speaker 4: much it will go for it in the club?
Speaker 1: That about ten thousand, about.
Speaker 4: Ten thousand old, about twenty yeah eighty everybody, don't get
Speaker 4: this on drink chance, my first time on.
Speaker 1: A legendary nor. It's some nigga. He sit across from
Speaker 1: h Yeah, my mother yet smoke that nigga?
Speaker 4: Yeah stylish, Yeah, talks out of turn into gold than
Speaker 4: a motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Yes right, yes he is, and his naggive warms. Look
Speaker 1: like the elastic guy ONCREDA. That's right, that's making them
Speaker 1: goddamn norms.