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Speaker 1: It is time to ask the clo. This is from

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Speaker 1: Phoebe and Little Rock. Phoebe writes, my husband was in

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Speaker 1: an accident and didn't tell me. My girlfriend asked if

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Speaker 1: my husband and I are okay after the fender bender

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Speaker 1: we had. I asked him and he said he forgot

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Speaker 1: about it. Why would my friend think I was with him?

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Speaker 1: Was he with a female?

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Speaker 2: God?

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Speaker 3: Come on, lye ouside of this one, Steve, give us

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Speaker 3: a good one.

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Speaker 4: Now, oh yeah, I was in the car, she did,

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Speaker 4: and yeah, I was with somebody. But he didn't have

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Speaker 4: to go to the hospital though.

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Speaker 1: He Uh, Janet said it was a girl. It was

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Speaker 1: a female. She thought it was me, so it had to.

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Speaker 2: Be oh oh.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, oh no, that was my boy, Sylvester.

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Speaker 4: Sylvester got a pard. Oh she got what he got her,

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Speaker 4: just like James people say all the time.

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Speaker 2: Do that?

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 3: Moving on?

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Speaker 2: What car?

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Speaker 4: You got to come up with a good with no boy,

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Speaker 4: because he didn't report it, say something.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you got to come up with a good.

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Speaker 3: Wife.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why he didn't tell his wife though, Hell yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right. Moving on to Matt in Cartersville, Matt writes,

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Speaker 1: my wife allows her sister to joke with me, and

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Speaker 1: if I start joking back, it's going to be a problem.

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Speaker 1: Her sister calls me fat Matt. I could talk about

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Speaker 1: her list or her lazy eye. Pick one, but I

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Speaker 1: haven't so fun. Should I sing her one?

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Speaker 2: Good?

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Speaker 3: What should he say?

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Speaker 2: That? That? That?

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Speaker 4: Well, that lazy eye? I got a good nickname for her.

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Speaker 4: We used to call this. Uh, you can just call

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Speaker 4: a walleye because one of them eyes is looking at

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Speaker 4: the wall, So call a walleye. That's a fish. That's

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Speaker 4: a cute little name. And she got the list just uh,

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Speaker 4: what's up?

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Speaker 2: Lifting tea? What's up?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 2: Lifting tea?

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Speaker 1: And teeth?

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Speaker 4: Because of that cut on your lip? That sounds like

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Speaker 4: you gotta cut on your lip?

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Speaker 3: No whistling.

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Speaker 2: Oh, she got a list similar to what's up? Fats man?

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Speaker 2: What's up? I really heard that head? What's up? What's

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Speaker 2: up with your stupid ass? All right, we're moving on.

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 1: Lawson in DeSoto Rights, I got mad at my girlfriend

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Speaker 1: and went to sleep in my car.

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Speaker 2: Huh oh, no, go ahead, I'm go ahead.

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Speaker 1: My lawson and de Soto Uh losson rights. I got

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Speaker 1: mad at my girlfriend and went to sleep in my

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Speaker 1: car in the garage. Around four a m. She came

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Speaker 1: out to the garage fully dressed with makeup on. She

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Speaker 1: was shocked to see me in my car. She said

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Speaker 1: she was going for a ride. Where was she headed?

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Speaker 1: Four am? Fully dressed? God, make makeup on and everything. God,

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Speaker 1: I know this.

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Speaker 2: Is well, ladies, What lie you going to tell you? Well?

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Speaker 2: Because here is time for one? Yeah, you know that.

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Speaker 2: Don't why me in lie? Why me in life? Got

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Speaker 2: lif ladies?

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Speaker 3: They caught me into work early.

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Speaker 2: I think I had to work at four thirty in

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Speaker 2: the morning. Yes, yes, if you work.

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Speaker 4: At the you work at the d m V. Ain't no,

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Speaker 4: damn d m V open the No four thirty.

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Speaker 2: We are having a meeting.

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Speaker 5: I can't help my supervisor call the meeting at five am.

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Speaker 5: So I'm gonna go early, get the doughnuts for everybody,

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Speaker 5: go to Starbucks, get their.

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Speaker 2: Corner, and then I will be at one.

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Speaker 1: Okay cool and okay cool traffic and I want to

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Speaker 1: avoid okay cool.

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you what, I tell you what. We're gonna

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Speaker 4: do it together. I'm gonna carry you down there. What's

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Speaker 4: the order at the Starbucks?

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Speaker 5: Okay, you're gonna remember all this because they complicated.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, I'm going with you. What Starbucks is

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Speaker 4: open at four thirty? Come on, let go, and then what.

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Speaker 1: One.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go to the job first, cause I don't

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Speaker 2: give it that.

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Speaker 4: What you did, I have to keep when we get

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Speaker 4: to this meeting. To get to this meeting, it better

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Speaker 4: be full of people.

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Speaker 3: I gotta go. You're gonna make me late. I gotta

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Speaker 3: be at the Mets.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, I ain't gonna make you late. Matter of fact,

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Speaker 4: I'm back here. See i'd have started up, gonna get in.

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Speaker 3: No, you need to freshen up. You need to freshen up.

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Speaker 2: I'm not going in. I'm not going in.

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Speaker 4: I'm not going Some calls in the driveway was good.

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Speaker 2: Lay the first one there, up.

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Speaker 4: Carl, let me see your phone.

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Speaker 2: See now, I ain't no sea on it.

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Speaker 3: It's all dry land.

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Speaker 2: So no wait now, wait now, wait.

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Speaker 5: On a scale from one to ten, wait.

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Speaker 4: I don't know about you. I think I think it

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Speaker 4: was it was an eight. Lie was consistent. It was

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Speaker 4: sound real filded on that lie.

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Speaker 2: You know, and if you catch him sleepy, it could work.

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Speaker 3: We didn't want to be in traffic. None of that

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Speaker 3: was a girl line.

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Speaker 2: Damn will y'all know where that woman was going go

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Speaker 2: to work? Y'all know that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but it hurts when it's you, Yeah, it does

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Speaker 1: for sure. Last One, Steve, last One Odetta and Algiers

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Speaker 1: Odetta and Algiers Odetta says, I did a crab boil

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Speaker 1: for my cousin's birthday and he made a comment about

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Speaker 1: there not being any eggs in the pot. I had

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Speaker 1: already purchased an expensive shrimp and craft for him. So

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Speaker 1: is it rude for him to mention eggs? Was I

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Speaker 1: wrong for cursing him out?

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Speaker 2: You know, that's your egg create a lot of problems

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Speaker 2: and families right now.

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Speaker 1: Head they're breaking up family now.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 4: So I don't think an egg is all that important

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Speaker 4: to the damn crab ball myself, But you know you've

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Speaker 4: got to have that sausage and know they would have

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Speaker 4: been there for damn show.

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