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Speaker 1: Second date updated.

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Speaker 2: You know, the picture you see on someone's dating profile

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Speaker 2: compared to what they look like in real life can

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Speaker 2: be vastly different. Oh yeah, and just look at jose

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Speaker 2: in his passport photo, which hasn't been updated in twenty

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Speaker 2: seven years.

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Speaker 3: Wow, doesn't make any sense.

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Speaker 1: Still, he still has his baby teeth in his passport. No,

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Speaker 1: I was like in my early twenties, but.

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Speaker 4: They make you take a picture and send it in

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Speaker 4: every time.

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Speaker 3: You're Okay, I'm not gonna go down this road again.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. The point is the photo compared to real life

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Speaker 2: can be very very shocking and different. And really that

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Speaker 2: first moment when you finally see your date in person

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Speaker 2: can be huge.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Apparently that was.

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Speaker 2: The case for one of our listeners, Kendrick, who needs

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Speaker 2: our help today.

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Speaker 1: Kendrick, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 5: I'm going guys.

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Speaker 3: Okay, your date was a good surprise or you were

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Speaker 3: the bad surprise.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we want to tell us about this woman that

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Speaker 1: you met. Where you met her.

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Speaker 5: I thought it was a good surprise when we matched online.

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Speaker 1: Okay, And what's her name?

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Speaker 5: Danielle?

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Speaker 3: Danielle?

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Speaker 6: Okay, so before we find out what she looks like,

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Speaker 6: what did her dating profile look.

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Speaker 5: Like, Oh my gosh, she was gorgeous, had all the

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Speaker 5: right lighting, the right pictures.

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Speaker 3: All that right lighting.

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Speaker 4: Man, oh my god, I'm dead.

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Speaker 5: Okay, there's no way she was going to look like

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Speaker 5: this in real life.

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Speaker 6: Right, We're even doubting it before you met her, right, Okay,

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Speaker 6: set the expectations low for the in person meetup.

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Speaker 1: And this is kind of funny because there's two things.

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Speaker 2: They either look really good in their profile there's no

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Speaker 2: way they look at god in real life. Or some

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Speaker 2: people look way better in person, Like you see their

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Speaker 2: profile and they're like, oh my gosh, like you look

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Speaker 2: better in natural lighting. I know that is what it's

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Speaker 2: like hanging out with me. So tell us what did

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Speaker 2: you do for your date?

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Speaker 1: Kendrick? Where'd you guys go?

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Speaker 5: So we chose the meet up and we went to

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Speaker 5: one of those big malls that you know has all restaurants, shopping.

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Speaker 6: Ball Yeah, okay, that's very old school.

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Speaker 5: Right, So we were going to walk around and then

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Speaker 5: eventually grab a bike.

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Speaker 6: Well, you were there, but I want to know about

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Speaker 6: the moment when you saw her for the first time

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Speaker 6: in real life, because that's the whole.

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Speaker 3: Thing, right, Like you were you were shocked.

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Speaker 1: Why were you shot run us through that?

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I got there first. So she

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Speaker 5: walked in five minutes later, like right after me, right,

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Speaker 5: and oh my god, I was like, bam, she looked

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Speaker 5: like she just stepped out of a TV commercial.

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Speaker 1: OV.

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Speaker 5: Her hair's just flowing.

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Speaker 4: She gives you two lawyers eight.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean like a TV commercial?

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Speaker 5: Well, you're not like a model, but I mean like

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Speaker 5: she looks like somebody who could be like running on

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Speaker 5: a beach, you know, in slow motion promoting yogurt.

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Speaker 1: A model.

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Speaker 5: Literally, she just had a TV commercial globe.

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Speaker 6: Okay, wow, okay, okay, so you were surprised, like she

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Speaker 6: looked better.

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Speaker 4: Than her photos?

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, absolutely, So it was a good first meeting.

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Speaker 1: Then how did the rest of the day at the

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Speaker 1: mall go?

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Speaker 5: So we're walking around the mall. I had a big

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Speaker 5: smile on my face because I knew people were looking

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Speaker 5: at us thinking, how did that guy get her? Oh?

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Speaker 3: And you like that?

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Speaker 5: Oh I love it.

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Speaker 4: Oh, good for you.

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Speaker 5: I'll try not to stare at her a lot. I

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Speaker 5: was making a lot of jokes too.

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Speaker 1: Wait, sorry, you said you were making a lot of jokes.

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Speaker 5: Yes, Like we went to one of those places that

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Speaker 5: sells hats, and I said to her, you know, like

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Speaker 3: That a joke, my friend, What is a serious spear unlocks?

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Speaker 1: What is the joke?

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Speaker 5: Well, I don't really think it's ninety percent. I just

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Speaker 5: made that up because it sounds funny.

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Speaker 1: The jokes is twenty one percent.

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Speaker 3: Did she laugh?

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Speaker 7: She happening?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Was she disgusted?

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Speaker 1: She probably didn't.

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Speaker 5: She laughed. It was more of an uncomfortable laugh, but

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she alas knew you were trying to joke.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she slowly put the hat back.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so, okay, you're making jokes. You're comparing her just

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Speaker 4: You gotta call her yogurt girl.

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Speaker 1: You're right, I'm calling her. You'll play princess. What did

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Speaker 1: you and your play princess do? From there?

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Speaker 5: So she finally showed up at the seafood. They'll say,

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Speaker 5: but we had to put our names in because there

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Speaker 5: was a lot of people there. So there's a little

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Speaker 1: Okay, good, wait for it.

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Speaker 5: I was a gentleman. I pulled her chair out, I

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Speaker 5: gave her compliments.

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Speaker 1: Good nice.

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Speaker 5: I walked her to her car afterwards, gave her a kiss.

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Speaker 1: Oh you got a kiss?

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Speaker 5: Got a kiss? You know? Major is just a small

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Speaker 5: little kiss. Okay. But the next day I get a

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Speaker 5: weird text that says, I can't freaking believe you. I

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Speaker 5: don't date low Lives.

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Speaker 4: Oh what did you say?

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Speaker 5: She said? Sea?

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Speaker 1: Like bye? Oh? God?

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Speaker 5: So I don't know what she's talking about. I tried

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Speaker 5: So I'm turning to you guys, trying to figure out

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Speaker 5: where I went wrong.

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Speaker 4: If she has head lice and is blaming.

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Speaker 5: I didn't headlights when I got the cires.

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Speaker 7: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I know that's how you check.

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Speaker 2: But what a weird thing to say. I can't believe you,

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Speaker 2: Like I don't date low Lives. What could you have done?

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Speaker 1: She has a piece of information. I don't know what

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Speaker 4: If she found something else?

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Speaker 1: Okay, I saw something.

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Speaker 6: And here's the thing you have to know before we

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Speaker 6: call her. It's not gonna be good if she's calling you.

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Speaker 5: A low Yeah O my god. Yeah, So I need

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Speaker 5: even know what it is, Like what made all right?

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Speaker 8: Maybe?

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Speaker 3: Like maybe it's something she misunderstood.

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not liking the tone.

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Speaker 2: If you'll play princess right now, so we're gonna find

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Speaker 2: out she sounds more like gogurt goddess is still GOODE

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Speaker 2: think it so funnier?

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Speaker 4: A dainty animal?

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Speaker 5: Oh my god. We'll figure out.

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Speaker 2: What's wrong with this yogurt girl when we call her

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Speaker 2: and get you your second date update.

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Speaker 1: Right after this second date update.

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Speaker 2: Yo, play princess dancing around the beach with her crown

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Speaker 2: and television cameras following her all around.

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Speaker 1: That wasn't the date.

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Speaker 2: That's just what played in the head of our listener

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Speaker 2: Kendrick when he saw Danielle for the very first time.

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Speaker 3: She was TV commercial pretty.

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Speaker 2: That's right, and they walked them all together, almost got

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's just a joke he made.

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Speaker 2: It was funny, and they ended up at a seafood buffet,

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Speaker 2: had a really, really nice time. It all sounds great,

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Speaker 2: But since then, the only communication he's got was a

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Speaker 2: very troubling text from Danielle.

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Speaker 1: What did her text say, again, Kendrick.

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Speaker 5: I don't state low lives like you, so Fia.

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Speaker 1: I also like to see.

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Speaker 2: It sounds bad, but I've sent worse text to my

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Speaker 2: mother before and she still wants me, So there's a

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Speaker 3: Okay, did we hear did you respond to her?

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Speaker 5: No? I just try to call her, but she the

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Speaker 3: You didn't like it or anything.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, let us do the dirty work for you.

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Speaker 2: I feel you, man, So now we're going to try again,

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Speaker 2: see if she picks up.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to dial her number right now.

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Speaker 7: Here we go, all right, huh why'd you?

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Speaker 3: I don't know, because she's not going to want to

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Speaker 4: Is that text?

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Speaker 1: Maybe the sigh? Hey is this Danielle?

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Speaker 5: Good morning? Hello?

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Speaker 2: Yes, the whole radio show is on the phone right now,

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Speaker 2: eager to talk to you.

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Speaker 1: We're called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: I'm a little nervous to talk to you, to be honest.

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Speaker 8: Why are you guys calling me?

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Speaker 1: Good question. We do this segment called a second date Update.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure if you're familiar with that, but it's

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Speaker 2: where we help out our listeners who went out on

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Speaker 2: one to try and figure out why something went wrong.

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Speaker 2: If there was a mistake that happened, we figured there

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Speaker 2: must be some sort of thing that went wrong. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: based on the text message that you sent to our

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Speaker 8: Yeah, oh god, it was hard to decipher. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 8: I will tell you this. I don't want anything to

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that that's clear.

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Speaker 3: I think he's just totally confused as to why.

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Speaker 8: Yes, well, I don't like people who go through my

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Speaker 7: And yeah, I'm.

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Speaker 1: Not sure what exactly you mean by that.

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Speaker 8: Wow, I don't know what he's told you or whatever happened.

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Speaker 8: But he was in my business, like literally in my bag,

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Speaker 4: What what?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 4: How did he go through your Yeah, your purse, your wallet?

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Speaker 3: What do you mean?

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Speaker 8: I see the restaurant, So I asked him if you

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Speaker 8: hold my stuff from me?

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Speaker 1: Were you seated already at this point or is this

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Speaker 1: while you were waiting? He said, there was a long wait.

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Speaker 8: While we were waiting. I went to the restaurant.

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Speaker 6: Oh, while you were awaiting, you were like, not in

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Speaker 6: the rest I mean maybe lobby or something gotcha.

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Speaker 8: Okay, so my purse was only out of my possession

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Speaker 8: my bags and slatched my stuff.

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Speaker 1: What's stuff?

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Speaker 3: Wait, now that you're accusing him of stealing something from your.

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Speaker 8: Bag, well it surely isn't there anymore, and it sounds

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Speaker 2: It's the principal What did he take my Jaba juice card,

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Speaker 4: What was it loose or was it in your wallet?

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Speaker 8: It was in my wallet, right in the front of

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Speaker 2: Did you did you see him go through your person

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Speaker 8: I don't because how it's not going to jump out

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Speaker 1: All the time, I swear things can jump out of it.

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Speaker 6: It's so weird to have such a specific thing be stolen,

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Speaker 4: Card or something, And why would he call us to

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Speaker 5: Hello.

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Speaker 8: That's why I'm trying to figure out.

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Speaker 2: He doesn't know that she knows, okay, and you don't

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 5: Whoa, whoa, whoa? Hey, why are you saying all this

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Speaker 3: Now your chance to defend yourself.

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Speaker 7: I need to hear this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, he's been on the other one listening.

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Speaker 6: If that wasn't clear, which I mean, you need to

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Speaker 8: And why the hell would you take my job of

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Speaker 5: I don't like having my name drank through the mud

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Speaker 5: for safe.

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Speaker 8: I don't want to say it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, are you saying you're innocent that you didn't take it?

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Speaker 5: Well, no, I mean I did. I did. I took it.

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Speaker 8: I thought you were about to just I knew what

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Speaker 2: God, Okay, you're right, Kendrick, dude, wallet and steal from

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Speaker 5: Wonder why you don't you don't understand that. You don't

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Speaker 8: Okay, excuse.

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Speaker 4: Called the low life.

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Speaker 3: You couldn't connect this, Kendrick.

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Speaker 1: That's a weird statement, dude. Can you explain I was.

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Speaker 5: Going to give it back or reimburse her on the

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Speaker 4: You just buy your own? Damn jump juice?

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Speaker 8: My dad?

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Speaker 2: Does no one say that that's an issue that is

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Speaker 5: Well? Me and I actually aren't together, but we still

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Speaker 4: So you what, you stole the gift card for you.

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Speaker 5: I borrowed it. So extroversary works. So we get each

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Speaker 5: hope you're doing well?

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Speaker 3: Okay, I don't know that we asked for all of this.

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Speaker 8: So you figure that X fine for you to celebrate

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Speaker 5: And I'm not even with you yet, Like, you don't

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Speaker 4: You were at the mall, you could have bought anything.

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Speaker 8: That you probably should not have been going out with me.

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Speaker 6: Kendrick, you sound like a pickpocket or something.

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Speaker 1: And why are we even going through the person her wallet? Anybody?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Well, our extroversary was later that night, so she

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Speaker 5: was taking forever in the bathroom, right, I was bored.

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Speaker 2: You were shopping inside of her Hers looks so weird.

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Speaker 5: I think you're lying because you're on your life and says.

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Speaker 1: Okay, they're They're both not perfect people.

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Speaker 5: She is a.

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Speaker 6: Perfect woman who belongs on a yogurt commercial on television.

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Speaker 2: The people in commercials tend not to be as tall

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Speaker 2: as they appear on TV. Awesome, listen, Okay, the good

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Speaker 2: point is Kendrick is very detail oriented. Because he looked

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Speaker 4: She like that He's memorizing like.

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Speaker 1: This is so that is Kendrick. It sounds like that

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Speaker 5: Sounds like I'm going to pay her back.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we're we're just going to back away because now

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Speaker 2: that it's all out in the open, you can talk

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Speaker 2: to Danielle and apologize or say whatever it is that

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Speaker 2: you want to say to Mstry takeover, try to win

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Speaker 5: Here, Danielle, I'm sorry, I got the extroversary day mixed up.

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Speaker 5: I forgot it was later that night and I hadn't

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Speaker 1: So, okay, I didn't.

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Speaker 5: Want to violate you. I didn't want.

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Speaker 4: Tool for that.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, can we just give how much was

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Speaker 3: Can we reimburse her for the.

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Speaker 2: Jug well Brook, it's not Danielle's extroversary. It's so that's

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Speaker 2: not fair. The only thing that's fair to do is

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Speaker 2: to offer Kendrick and Danielle a second date paid for

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Speaker 2: by you're out of your mind hole.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, daniel that was the most appropriate response ever.

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Speaker 2: Kendrick wants more gift cards. I know Kendrick's up for it,

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Speaker 2: all right, So Danielle, that's a no from you. Absolutely no.

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Speaker 6: You know what we never heard is whether or not

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Speaker 2: Okay, Kendrick, how did the gift go?

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Speaker 5: So that part worked out?

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Speaker 6: One work, Kendrick freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Oh man. Extiversary is a new term that I did

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Speaker 3: We're concentrating on here.

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Speaker 2: Yes, how many years do you think it's going to

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Speaker 2: take before Webster's picks that up? Yeah, they've got in

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Speaker 2: the dictionary. Extaversary needs a spot in those pages?

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Speaker 1: And how long does an activersary last? A lifetime?

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Speaker 5: Ten years?

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Speaker 3: He's doing this. No one is picking that.

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Speaker 1: Up, anniversary celebrators.

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Speaker 6: I just still can't believe he was baffled when she

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Speaker 1: But he went through her things for a good reason, for.

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Speaker 4: Someone else, for ex love.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, it's a good reminder to reach out to

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Speaker 1: And I have a Jamba Juice gift card coming your

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Speaker 1: way yea.

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Speaker 2: And if you also need some help with your dating life,

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Speaker 2: we can step in and do that for you. Call

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Speaker 2: that person who's not calling you back. By the way,

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Speaker 2: you can go check out all of our second Dates

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Speaker 2: wherever you get your podcasts on Apple, on Spotify, all

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Speaker 2: of it at Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning